1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,677 [Lois] Superman is a liar. 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:14,681 He dodged every question I asked him, Clark. I have nothing. 3 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,056 This isn't an article. 4 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:20,145 It's a,...It's a dead end. Ugh! 5 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:24,441 Seriously, who is Superman? 6 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,818 Well, maybe he's a nice guy who has powers 7 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:30,030 and just wants to use them to help as many people as he can. 8 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,615 Clark, if you had powers, you'd do that. 9 00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:35,243 But I'm not talking about you. 10 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:37,203 No. [sighs] We need another angle. 11 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,747 Bam! Got it! 12 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:43,835 "UFO Sighting?" "Miracles in the Heartland?" 13 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,128 What is this? 14 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,171 Oh, you know, nothing. 15 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,714 [Jimmy] Lois asked for them. 16 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,300 We're going to track down Superman by reading tabloids! 17 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:55,055 There's nothing about Superman online or in any reputable papers. 18 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:59,559 -So maybe Jimmy is-- -What was that? 19 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,853 Couldn't quite hear the last part. 20 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:06,441 Ugh, you might be right, but since no one normal believes in aliens, 21 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,777 the truth will be in these. 22 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,528 We're so close. 23 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:15,033 Together we can do this. Together we will-- 24 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,035 -Come upstairs with me. -[Clark, Lois and Jimmy scream] 25 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,287 [opening music playing] 26 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:45,396 Easy. You're not in trouble for being in the newspaper morgue. 27 00:01:45,479 --> 00:01:47,399 Now, shut up. I'm about to be nice. 28 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,234 [inhales and exhales deeply] 29 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:53,279 You keep telling me you want to be reporters, loudly, repeatedly. 30 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,491 So tonight, I'm going to give you your shot. 31 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,576 Dr. Ivo, CEO of Amazo Tech. 32 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,997 As in, Amazo phones, computers, security and anything else you can think of. 33 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,209 And the man who used his criminal connections to displace 34 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,752 a whole neighborhood for his headquarters. 35 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,005 Not to mention the accidents that always seem 36 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,923 to hit his competitors. 37 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,759 But no one has been able to verify those rumors, and we work in facts. 38 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,096 Fact is, he's the most eligible bachelor in the city. 39 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,765 So Cat's writing an interest piece on him. 40 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,934 He's throwing a gala for his investors tonight 41 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,437 and Cat wants you three to get pictures of the event, 42 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,439 and quotes about Ivo from the people attending. 43 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,024 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 44 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:32,569 Are you saying you want us to to do real journalism? 45 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,488 -Just for tonight. -Our first assignment from the chief! 46 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:38,283 Don't call me chief, and it's just for tonight. 47 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,659 Anything you want, Chief. 48 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:40,952 [both] Yes! 49 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,954 [sighs] Don't make me regret this. And dress up! 50 00:02:44,079 --> 00:02:45,040 It's black tie. 51 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,458 Oh, and Lane... 52 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,210 Impress me. 53 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,552 Hey there. 54 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:59,804 Oh, uh, hi, Jimmy. Have you... Have you seen Lois? 55 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,806 Not yet. But look at what I've got. 56 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,184 The Planet's entire camera room, huh? 57 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:08,313 Okay, ha-ha, Clark, But, seriously, I need every one. 58 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,065 This is a fish-eye lens. 59 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:13,193 -And I might have to get a picture of the whole place. -[gasps] 60 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,278 [Jimmy continues speaking indistinctly] 61 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,406 [Jimmy] And this one is to block out the sun. 62 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,616 And I know what you're thinking. 63 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,534 When would we need a UV light? 64 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:24,454 But when wouldn't we need the coolest light? 65 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,663 [Lois] What do you think? 66 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,294 [sighs] Wow. 67 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:37,175 Ready to go to the most exclusive high rise in all of Metropolis? 68 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:42,472 -And spend the entire night together? -Almost like a... A... 69 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,392 An awesome evening with three best friends. 70 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,353 [piano music playing] 71 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,027 -Wow. -[Jimmy gasps] 72 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,654 There's the refreshment table. 73 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,532 I'm going to go grab plate of canape, and then let's go! 74 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,033 All right. Cat prepared questions for us, 75 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:05,036 so I can take half and you'll throw them away. 76 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,746 Okay. Why? 77 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,541 There is the CEO of Galaxy Communications. 78 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,627 There is Mayor Fleming, and there is her opponent. 79 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,047 We are with the most powerful and corrupt people in the city. 80 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:20,719 There's no way I'm asking about Metropolis' most eligible bachelor. 81 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,264 "Do you have a comment on your recent bribery charges?" 82 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,057 "Where did the campaign money go?" 83 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,560 Lois, please. You're going to get us thrown out. 84 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,229 You heard Perry. He wants us to impress him. 85 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,898 This is our ticket to more real work. 86 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,775 Look, I don't think that's what he mea-- [exclaims] 87 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,821 Okay? I grabbed anything that said it contained gold. 88 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:44,701 Where... Where did you go? 89 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,703 Senator Sackett! Lois Lane, the Daily Planet. 90 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,706 Do you have a comment on the allegations that your re-election campaign 91 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,791 -is taking bribes from special interest groups? -Ugh. 92 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,586 Sir? Senator! 93 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,338 A moment of... Sir! 94 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,509 -There you are. -Oh, a photographer. 95 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,346 Thank goodness. The old fraternity gang is here, 96 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,223 and Omega Pi needs a picture, stat. 97 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,600 -Come, chum. -Wait, what... 98 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,143 Lois Lane, Daily Planet. 99 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,853 If you have a moment, I'd like to ask you... 100 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,438 Excuse me! 101 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,439 [Clark] Excuse me. 102 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,940 Clark Kent. Daily Planet. 103 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:20,278 Are you aware of corruption? [chuckles nervously] 104 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,364 I think I'm on the wrong card. 105 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,532 -[man] Yes, and then we need one of my grandson. -[camera shutter clicking] 106 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,284 Oh, and my granddaughter. 107 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,078 It's her debut this weekend. 108 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,372 Sir, I'm here for the Daily Planet. 109 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,873 [man] Ooh! 110 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,125 Then we'll be on the front page, undoubtably. 111 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:39,297 Oh, I'm sorry. Can we get a picture with your fish-eye lens? 112 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,717 Yes, I also have a UV light. 113 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:43,885 [all] Ooh. 114 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,680 Excuse me, Lois Lane, Daily... 115 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,808 Ma'am, for the Daily Planet. Can you comment on... 116 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,644 [sighs in exasperation] 117 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,318 Thanks, Smallville. 118 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,488 Lois, maybe we should go back to Cat's questions? 119 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:07,617 No. We have a golden opportunity here to write a story that matters. 120 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,495 And we will... one day. 121 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,123 But for now, we should stick to the assignment. 122 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,333 You don't understand. 123 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,711 Lois. [sighs] 124 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,713 I'm going to go back to Ms. Grant's cards 125 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,340 and I'll take the next person who comes in. 126 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,508 Okay? 127 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,511 [guests murmuring] 128 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:31,266 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, you know him as the founder of Amazo Tech. 129 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:37,022 The boy genius who, at 21, disrupted the way we interact with technology. 130 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:41,735 A leader, a humanitarian and your host. 131 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,737 Put your hands together 132 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:49,492 for... [drum roll] Dr. Ivo! 133 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:53,663 Oh, oh, oh, what? Oh, hey, that's me! 134 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,041 [Dr. Ivo chuckles] 135 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,711 [gargles] 136 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,421 Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. 137 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,049 Oh, and what a spread, huh? 138 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,718 Okay, my assistant Alex went all out, 139 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:10,347 -so a round of applause for the little people. -[guests hooting and cheering] 140 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,684 [sighs] Alex, Alex, Alex. Now, I want you to take a moment. 141 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:18,063 Look to your left. Look to your right. 142 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,273 Remember these faces. 143 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:25,487 Because these are the people that you'll witness history with, 144 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,406 as we reveal the latest from Amazo Tech. 145 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:32,077 Until then, enjoy the canapes, snack some of those lamb chops, 146 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:36,581 and get your phones ready to record. 147 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,792 Ah. [grunts] Boom! 148 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,335 Nailed it. [chuckles] 149 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,796 Well, sure, that, obviously, put that on the Tube, 150 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:47,342 but also what I'm about to unveil. 151 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,927 Thank you. 152 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,262 -Thank you. -Oh, yeah. This one's all yours. 153 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,433 Welcome in advance. Curtis, my man. 154 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,976 You know what? Glad you're here. 155 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,770 The board is meeting for the vote tonight, Anthony. 156 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,939 They won't be held off any longer. 157 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,107 [chuckles] 158 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,274 Let's talk over here. 159 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,112 Yeah, that is not what we agreed on. 160 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:10,115 -The tech I'm about to debut-- -Won't change anything. 161 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,867 The latest profit numbers are nonexistent, Tony. 162 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:16,538 Yeah, you can't vote me out of my own company, okay? 163 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,624 -I am Amazo Tech. -[Curtis] And you're broke. 164 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,959 So listen to me. 165 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,962 No, no, no, no, no. You listen to me. 166 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:27,549 There will be a grand unveiling of our newest product. 167 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:34,681 It will redefine humanity and all the money problems will go away. 168 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:39,227 So, why don't you go ahead and keep the board happy until the end of the night? 169 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:43,148 [clears throat] Dr. Ivo, Clark Kent with the Daily Planet. 170 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,526 [exclaims] Excuse me. What? Wow. 171 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,695 I didn't realize reporters came in this size. 172 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,113 What are you, a linebacker? 173 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,157 [grunts] Think fast. Ow! 174 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,074 Wow! 175 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,492 [chuckles] Ouch. 176 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,661 Oh. 177 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,622 I know who you are. 178 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,292 -Uh... -You're from Cat, right? 179 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,669 Aw, love that little lady. 180 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,504 [chuckles] 181 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,382 But between you and me, I'd much rather talk mano a mano. 182 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,511 How about this. I'll give you the juicy deets for that bachelor article, 183 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:18,266 and if you forget anything you might have overheard between me and Curtis, 184 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:23,521 we can introduce you to the gala's finer bachelorettes. 185 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,274 Huh? Little quid bro quo. 186 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,484 [Lois groans] 187 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,277 Oh, no. Well, not her. 188 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:30,695 Gross, ugh, gag. 189 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,782 [gags] No, I meant a classy gal, you know? 190 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,950 What do you say, buddy? Hmm? 191 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,371 Well, I'd say your company displaced an entire neighborhood 192 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,915 in a real estate deal connected to the Gazzo crime family. 193 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,834 Is that what you'd like to focus on? 194 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,712 Or perhaps you want to comment on the investigation into the fires 195 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,214 that took down your other competitors? 196 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:53,176 Because I'd love to talk about that, mano a mano. 197 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,637 [laughs] 198 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,682 This kid! Oh! 199 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,558 I love it. I love it. You're great. 200 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,145 Hey, you know what? Let's just escort you to the press section. 201 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,689 Shall we? 202 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,357 [gasps] 203 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,733 [Clark grunts] 204 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,863 [clears throat] Hi, Lois. 205 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:19,035 -Uh, sorry. I just got, uh-- -Oh, I don't know if I should let you back in. 206 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,829 I mean, you don't follow the cards, 207 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,664 you don't stick to the assignment. 208 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,542 [chuckles] And I don't even meet the dress code anymore. 209 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,543 That we can fix. 210 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,752 Take it off. 211 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:28,920 Wha... What? 212 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,755 The jacket, bad boy. 213 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,132 Wha... What? 214 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:38,430 I've ripped enough blazers running after stories that I'm always prepared. 215 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,778 Wow. Uh... [chuckles nervously] 216 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,614 Uh, so this seems old, a high school jacket? 217 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,993 Chess club, I never played sports. 218 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,999 -[cell phone ringing] -[both gasp] 219 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,251 [beeps] 220 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,128 It's my dad. 221 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,464 Oh, you can take it if you need to. 222 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:13,673 No, no, it's fine. 223 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,675 Um... 224 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,219 My dad and I, we don't talk. 225 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:22,223 My whole life, he's kept things to his chest. 226 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,894 His job, where we were moving next when I was a kid. 227 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,856 How sick Mom really was. 228 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,485 And even before she passed, he wasn't someone you went to with your problems. 229 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,861 He... 230 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,321 He doesn't want to hear about my screwups. 231 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,032 Wait, what? Lois, what are you talking about? 232 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,202 Clark, It's been a year and I'm still an intern. 233 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,954 I couldn't even get anyone to talk to me tonight. 234 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,501 I became a reporter to do work that matters. 235 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,630 -But every time I tried-- -Lois, since I started this job, 236 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:58,593 you have almost gotten me fired, frozen and smashed by robots. 237 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,679 Clark, do they not teach you how to comfort people 238 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,305 in Kansas? 239 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,683 But if it weren't for you, I'd still be making coffee, 240 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,810 dreaming of a chance to do more. 241 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,938 You've changed my life for the better, Lois, 242 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,857 in every possible way. 243 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,193 Thank you. 244 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,196 I've been feeling off lately, and this means... 245 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,448 a lot. 246 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:27,539 Actually, there's something I've been wanting to say. Something I... 247 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,499 I need to tell you. 248 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,877 -Lois, I'm-- -And it's all Superman's fault. 249 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,921 I know that guy is hiding something, 250 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,424 and I hate being lied to, you know? 251 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,134 It's throwing me off. Ugh! 252 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,552 Sorry, you were going to say? 253 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,886 I, uh... 254 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,555 Nothing. 255 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,140 -[thud] -[both] Huh? 256 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,852 [woman crying] 257 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,815 -[grunts] -Lois! 258 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,859 [Lois grunts] 259 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,736 Locked. 260 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:58,820 -[Clark] Um... -[creaking] 261 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,488 [electricity crackling] 262 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,824 -Uh, looks like it was just stuck. -Ha! 263 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:12,751 Lois, this is the same kind of stolen tech Intergang had, and Livewire. 264 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:13,918 What are those? 265 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:20,592 [Dr. Ivo] Alex, if you make me late, so help me, I will ruin your life. 266 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,720 But it's still a prototype. And short-term wear 267 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,764 -caused out-of-control aggression in the test groups. -Aah! 268 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:30,226 Oh, my God, at what point did this seem like a conversation, Alex? 269 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,437 [sighs] When you started talking to me. 270 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,938 [grunts angrily] 271 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,025 The board's against me, the baby reporter humiliated me. 272 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,570 But with this, I'll shut everybody up. 273 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,863 Now! 274 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:52,248 Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for you to see the future. 275 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:56,294 I present the Parasite 1.0. 276 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,133 [guests gasping] 277 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,346 We live in dangerous times. 278 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:10,433 Metropolis was the safest city in America. 279 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:15,105 Now we're in the midst of a crime wave like nothing before. 280 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,400 And then there's Superman, 281 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,653 a guy who claims he just wants to help. 282 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:26,574 But can we really trust a stranger to help us for free? 283 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,243 Of course we can't. 284 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,996 The only person you can trust is yourself. 285 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:39,087 And now, with the Parasite, you can become your own Superman. 286 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,840 But don't take my word for it. 287 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,342 Let's get a volunteer. 288 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:49,014 How about... you? 289 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,267 [whimpering] 290 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,936 [helicopter whirring] 291 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,479 [guests screaming and shouting] 292 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,156 [Jimmy] Lois! 293 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,365 Where's Clark? I thought he was with you. 294 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,451 What do you mean? He's right here. 295 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,410 Clark? 296 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,080 We're trapped. 297 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,707 -[police sirens wailing] -[helicopters hovering] 298 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,877 This is taking too long. 299 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,795 Let's speed things up. 300 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,255 [Curtis screams] 301 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,264 -Huh? -Hello. 302 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,600 There you are. 303 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,065 Dr. Ivo. I don't know what's going on here, 304 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,067 but you need to let these people go. 305 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:46,404 Whoa! What? And lose my audience right when the main attraction arrives? 306 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,575 Buddy, I don't think you understand sales. Alex! 307 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,576 Now! 308 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:04,381 That's right, folks. Our pal Superman is gonna help with our demonstration. 309 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:10,887 You see, the Parasite 1.0 gives me strength, 310 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,972 speed and durability 311 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,516 equal to his. 312 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,601 [both grunt] 313 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,020 [Superman groaning] 314 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,319 And if he tries to fight back, the suit absorbs 315 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,697 that kinetic energy and redirects it. 316 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:37,288 So the bigger they are, the harder you hit back. 317 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,457 -[Superman screaming] -[Dr. Ivo] And while the Parasite runs off 318 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,585 the energy it absorbs, for longer, sustained, battery life, 319 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,715 my portable Amazo panic room has your back. 320 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,134 Available now. 321 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,469 [Jimmy] Huh? 322 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,139 The show is being controlled from there. Come on. 323 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,433 [Superman groans weakly] 324 00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:00,270 [Dr. Ivo] You know, I built this company myself. 325 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,565 And I deserve more. 326 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,195 [growls] 327 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,490 [Superman grunts] 328 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,200 [Dr. Ivo groans] 329 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,452 [Dr. Ivo] More! 330 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,662 [screams] 331 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,747 [straining] 332 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,547 [moans weakly] 333 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:32,719 -No, I am not letting you interrupt Doctor-- -[camera shutter clicks] 334 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,221 Sorry. Your life seems hard. 335 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,973 We got to turn off the cage. 336 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,933 One of these buttons has to do it. 337 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,518 Okay. Which one is it? 338 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,770 A-ha, found you. 339 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,855 Jimmy, this isn't the time for taking pictures. 340 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:48,151 UV light isn't just cool. It can reveal fingerprints. 341 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,197 [cage powers down] 342 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,074 Aah! 343 00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,537 Cheater! 344 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,374 [both grunting and straining] 345 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,834 [Dr. Ivo] You cheated! 346 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,046 [both shouting] 347 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,631 [Dr. Ivo groans] 348 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,260 This isn't a game. You need to stop. 349 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,720 You're afraid... 350 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,057 that I'm better than you. 351 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,308 [Dr. Ivo groans] 352 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,271 [both grunting] 353 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,821 [electricity crackling] 354 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:35,740 Huh? 355 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,660 I don't have to be better than you. 356 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,121 I just have to stop supplying you with power. 357 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,872 Fight me! 358 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,207 No. 359 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,418 [Dr. Ivo whimpers] Coward! 360 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,169 [Dr. Ivo bellows in rage] 361 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,757 [groaning] 362 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,469 [Dr. Ivo screams] 363 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,731 [groans weakly] 364 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,319 Please, this man needs your help. 365 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,948 You ruined me. 366 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,950 What's your angle? 367 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,995 What's in this for you? 368 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,830 Dr Ivo, look around you. 369 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,624 Is it that hard to believe that some people just want to help? 370 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,918 [labored breathing] 371 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,260 [Clark] The proof's all there. 372 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,471 The stolen tech, which Ivo could only have gotten from his criminal connections. 373 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,390 Once we get the photos, we'll have our story. 374 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,814 I just can't believe it all disappeared. 375 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,983 Someone must have taken it during the fight. 376 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,777 But who? 377 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,780 Lois, I have to figure this out. Too many people are getting hurt. 378 00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,450 It's cute seeing you obsess over a story. 379 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,161 [clears throat] You know, when I was getting ready, 380 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,497 I kept wondering if this counted as a date. 381 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:06,831 [shivers] 382 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,587 And what did you decide? 383 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,550 Walk me back, Smallville. 384 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,969 Yes! You guys have to see this. 385 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,554 I got photos of everything. 386 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,181 I even posted the fight on Flamebird. 387 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:26,351 I told you this was going to be an amazing night out... 388 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,316 With three best friends. 389 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:41,533 An exclusive on the collapse of a Amazo Tech is... sent. 390 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,960 What is this? 391 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:55,755 Huh. 392 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,721 [Lois straining] 393 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,021 Hmm. 394 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,740 [sighs in exasperation] 395 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,700 What? 396 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,100 No. 397 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,690 Clark Kent is Superman?