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- [all screaming]
- [thuds]

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Is everyone all right?

3
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Where's Jimmy?

4
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[gasps, sighs]

5
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Oh, man,
this is gonna get everywhere.

6
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Hey, uh...

7
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What are you wearing?

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[exclaims] Wait,
what am I wearing?

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[announcer]
<i>Well met, champions.</i>

10
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<i>Let the contest begin.</i>

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- Contest?
- What was that?

12
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[slurping]

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How are my favorite mortals?

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Mxy, what's going on?

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Oh! [snaps]

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I'm getting divorced.

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[all] What?

18
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Mxy? why are we here?

19
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[chuckles] You're cute
when you're anxious.

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Glitzy!

21
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You called, my former darling?

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This is Ms. Gsptlsnz.

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You can call me Glitzy.

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My soon to be ex-wife.

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Charmed.

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- That answered nothing.
- You have a wife?

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Ex-wife. Keep up!

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Glitzy and I
are untying the knot,

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but instead of all that
courtroom business,

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- our people settle things...
- With a contest?

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Yes, Super-brain, a contest,
tournament, games, whatever.

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Glitzy and I have each
recruited a team of players.

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You're my team.

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Gullible Superman,
Jimmy Lamebird,

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Question Mark Kara,
and Fun Lois.

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<i>The teams compete
in a series of challenges.</i>

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<i>Each challenge cleared
gets you A, a key</i>

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<i>and B, entry to the next ring.</i>

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<i>Whoever's team
collects the most keys</i>

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<i>and gets
to the center ring fastest</i>

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<i>determines whether
Glitzy or I</i>

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<i>get the house, speedboat,
Galaxy, etcetera!</i>

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What if we do not
wish to be pawns?

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Right?

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[laughs hysterically]

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Almost forgot.

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Lose and you will never see
your precious universe again.

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Sorry. Anything else?

49
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- So we'd be trapped here?
- Forever.

50
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Do you think you will
get away with this?

51
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If we're your team,
then who's Glitzy team?

52
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[Mxyzptlk] Yes. Yes. Ooh, yes.

53
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And don't worry about it.

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We have Superman.

55
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We... We don't have Superman.

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What was that?

57
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I lost my powers.

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You... lost... your...

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powers?

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[groans] Before my divorce.

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I needed Superman.

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Clark Kent is useless to me.

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[laughs] Embarrassing.

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Anyway, it's my great pleasure
to introduce team Glitzy.

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[upbeat rock music playing]

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First up, General Lane.

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Oh, no.

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[Gzptlsnz] That is,
General Lois Lane.

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Oh, no.

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[Gzptlsnz] Good Lex Luthor...

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Scion Kara
from the House of El.

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And Flamebird Jimmy.

73
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Oh, that's just me.

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Flamebird. [grunts]

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[amusing music playing]

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Nope. A way cooler me.

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Hey. Hi, excuse me.

78
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I was swindled.

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I chose Superman, instead I got
a bumbling, useless,

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nearsighted reporter!

81
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Okay, man--

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The playing field
must be leveled.

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How about no flying allowed?

84
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No. Buyer beware, your fault.

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Ruling, please.

86
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[announcer]
<i>The champions shall not fly.</i>

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- Ugh.
- [grunts]

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Eat that, love of my life.

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[Clark] What's happening?

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[Gzptlsnz]
Mxy, I will crush him.

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When the big boy says,
"Go," cross the bridge,

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get the key,
do it faster than them...

93
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and watch your step.

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[announcer] <i>Let the first
challenge commence.</i>

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[all panting]

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[grunts]

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[groans]

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[scoffs]

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Can you believe the way Glitzy

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is trying to get under my skin,
pitting me against her?

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It's not like that could
ever be me.

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[chuckles nervously] Right?
[exclaims]

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[both scream]

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Clark!

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[grunting]

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[exclaims]

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[grunting]

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- [screaming]
- Run!

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[all panting]

110
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[all screaming]

111
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[all groan]

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I'm sorry I wasn't fast enough.

113
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- I just--
- Is that...

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A key!

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[chuckles] I'll take that.

116
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How about a thank you, team?

117
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That would imply you
did a good job.

118
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Hey, we got the key, didn't we?

119
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Just barely. Look at them.

120
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[epic rock music playing]

121
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So? It's a tie.

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[screaming] A tie? Pathetic!

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You didn't come here to tie.

124
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You came here to win!

125
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Next game.

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[all exclaim]

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[all groan]

128
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[groans]

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You.

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Ladies and ladies,
may I present

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S'ivaan Mountain.

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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it...

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Ha! I jest...
You don't have rights...

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...is to climb
S'ivaan Mountain.

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Whoever gets to the top first

136
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wins this round's
one and only key.

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As you ascend,
the mountain will sink

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into the Manticore trench.

139
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Anyway, if you're
too slow or slip,

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you'll meet the Manticore.

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Last team to make it
to the top loses.

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This is the boy challenge.

143
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These are portal pieces.

144
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Find them, put them together,
make a portal, leave it.

145
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Whoever does it first wins.

146
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- That's it?
- Yes! Just win.

147
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[Clark groans] Man!

148
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[Lois panting]

149
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The mountain does not feel
like it is sinking.

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This is unchallenging.

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[panting] Yep,
very unchallenging.

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Lois Lane, is it my fate
to become like... that?

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Her? [scoffs] I mean,
you were like that.

154
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Look, I've met
a whole league of Lois-es.

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These other selves
mean nothing.

156
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Oh, now it is sinking.

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Go, go, go!

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Get to the top.

159
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Only one of us needs to win.

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[panting, groans]

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Are you crazy?

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[screams]

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Do you think
our Lois-es are okay?

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[scoffs, groans] Whoa!

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[suspenseful music playing]

166
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You must be cautious,
Other Kara.

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[creature growling]

168
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Okay, let's move.

169
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Shouldn't we
hide out somewhere?

170
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I'm finding a way out.

171
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We can barely see.
We don't know the area

172
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and there's a beast
trying to hunt us.

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Lanes are doers,
not complainers.

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I'm not complaining.

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But maybe we
should wait where we fell in.

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What if our Karas need us?

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If they join us, they failed.

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They can handle
the consequences.

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Wow, we are so different.

180
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Hmm, let me guess, Mom died,
Dad was distant.

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All you wanted was
work, work, work.

182
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But instead you find
the "super man" of your dreams,

183
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learn the meaning of friendship
and have a real swell time.

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That was me too.

185
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,609
But then Clark lost his powers
and... And then his life.

186
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So go ahead and judge me,

187
00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,864
but the line between us isn't
as thick as you think it is.

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[growling]

189
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Ahhh!

190
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [growling]

191
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[music speeds up]

192
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[grunting]

193
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Ahhh!

194
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Why?

195
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No!

196
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Kara!

197
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You cheated.

198
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No, I won.

199
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You had the chance
to do the same,

200
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and you wanted to.

201
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Do not lie to yourself, Kara.

202
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This is who we are.

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A-ha!

204
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,793
Check it out, Clark...
and others.

205
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,712
One more down, one more to--

206
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,422
- Hey!
- It's ours.

207
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,631
It's clearly orange.

208
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,341
[stuttering] It's hard to tell.

209
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,843
Anyone could have
made that mistake.

210
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,221
I wonder how many of our pieces
you may have stolen by mistake.

211
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,766
- Look, I don't think...
- Are you saying I'm lying?

212
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,643
I'm suggesting
there may be foul play, yes.

213
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,020
[Other Jimmy] Hey, let's not--

214
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,355
You'd only think like that
if you were doing it yourself.

215
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,233
Okay, Lex,
it was an honest mistake,

216
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,818
but to make everyone
feel better,

217
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,695
why don't I look for pieces
with you.

218
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,698
And Jimmy, you can go with...
Jimmy.

219
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,452
So we can all be sure
everyone's playing fair. Deal?

220
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,828
- Very well.
- Fine.

221
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,539
All right, Jimmy, time.
Let's go.

222
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,957
[Jimmy] Just be cool, man.

223
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:50,465
So, your world seems like a...
interesting place. [chuckles]

224
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How'd you all end up together?

225
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,676
No more Superman.

226
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,677
This one's yours.

227
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,596
What? Oh, uh, thank you.

228
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,682
What happened to Superman
in your world?

229
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,142
Mistakes were made.

230
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,103
I made a mistake.

231
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,647
And with Superman gone,
we didn't stand a chance

232
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,856
when the hunger dogs came.

233
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,650
Everything changed
for the worse.

234
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,276
And we did what we had to.

235
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,196
Are you helping or what?

236
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,280
Right, right.

237
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,910
Okay, that suit is awesome.

238
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,078
I know, right?

239
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,914
Kara and Lois can be
so negative sometimes.

240
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,250
But, hey, if the hunger
dogs hadn't invaded,

241
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,835
I wouldn't have this sick suit.

242
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,963
- Uh, the what invaded?
- Always silver lining,

243
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,589
sick suit.

244
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,424
Lex is good now,
and we're all as close

245
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,260
as we were before Clark died.

246
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,469
Clark died?

247
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,513
- Yep, just three best friends.
- [bones cracking]

248
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,640
We're all doing great.

249
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,808
That doesn't sound great.

250
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,102
Everything is exactly the same.

251
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,771
Well... except...

252
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,401
I'm a superhero now!
Pew, pew. Pew.

253
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,610
- Right. Right.
- Pew, pew, pew, pew.

254
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,445
But aren't you
upset or worried about--

255
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,864
Boo! Boo-hoo!

256
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,032
Working together. Feelings?

257
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,785
[fake laughing] This is boring.

258
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,954
The girls are done already.

259
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,624
Release the Hell Hippos.

260
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,917
[both] The what?

261
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,088
[roaring]

262
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,010
Do you have the last piece?

263
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,136
No, do you?

264
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,846
Looking for this?

265
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,724
Oh. [chuckles] Yeah.
There's only one.

266
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,310
Give it to us.
We're on your team.

267
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,728
Team-shmeam.

268
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,147
It's more fun
watching you scream.

269
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,483
[both groan]

270
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,113
Jimmy, give Lex the piece.

271
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,406
What? No.

272
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,741
Jimmy, I'm not Superman.

273
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,452
I-- Give it to him
or you'll all die!

274
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,078
[grunts]

275
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,502
[roaring]

276
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,338
No.

277
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,715
I'm so sorry. Jimmy.

278
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,342
[both scream]

279
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,136
[Lois] Clark.

280
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,763
- Are you guys okay?
- What happened to you?

281
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:02,847
[both] We almost died.

282
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,432
Yeah, I know. Us, too.

283
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,351
Oh, you're fine. Grow up.

284
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,561
Also, you're losing, losers!

285
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,939
And another one for Glitzy.

286
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,984
Good work.

287
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:18,363
Do you people
even want a universe?

288
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,697
Mmm, could be worse.

289
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,158
At least he didn't
let the Hell Hippos get us.

290
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,952
Hell Hippos? Wait!

291
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,580
Glitzy also got us away
before the Manticore attacked.

292
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,082
Why are they saving us?

293
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,336
[wind blowing]

294
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,090
Okay, dummies.

295
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,716
This is a maze.

296
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,884
All you gotta do this time

297
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,720
is choose your one true path
and follow it.

298
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,306
And how do we know
which path is right?

299
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,724
Pick the path you like best.

300
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,311
Just don't let
the trail go cold. [laughs]

301
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,437
Okay, bye.

302
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,148
[groans] One day,
I will crush him.

303
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,359
...humanely.

304
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,278
[exclaims]

305
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,905
- Ahhh!
- [Clark] Ahhh!

306
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,616
[panting]

307
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,742
Clark!

308
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,286
Lois!

309
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,004
[grunting]

310
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:17,714
[sighs]

311
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,633
Lois.

312
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,469
What?

313
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,273
I used to be Superman.

314
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,276
Who am I now?

315
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,286
Are you still my path?

316
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,467
Great, more Lois-es?

317
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,344
Nope.

318
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,346
Nah.

319
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,514
No.

320
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,186
Not seeing any
"one true paths" in here.

321
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,606
[amusing music playing]

322
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,024
I remember this.

323
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,152
[music intensifies]

324
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,445
No.

325
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,613
No, it can't.

326
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,657
No.

327
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,287
This can't be real.

328
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,166
This... can't... be...

329
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,170
[music intensifies, stops]

330
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,672
[Jimmy] I, uh,
talked to Flamebird Jimmy.

331
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,758
He's pretending
that everything's okay,

332
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:44,967
that it'll all work out

333
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,095
when it's falling apart
in front of him.

334
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,015
Perhaps that is our only path.

335
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,727
No, look, I haven't been
a good friend, Kara.

336
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,896
I haven't been a good anything.

337
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,481
I still think
you deserve better.

338
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,234
So I am going to be better.

339
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,277
I need to change.

340
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,238
[shatters]

341
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,365
Say that again.

342
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,658
Oh, that I need to change.

343
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,118
And I... I mean it, Kara.

344
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,703
- I know--
- Hush. That is it.

345
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,247
When I saw Scion Kara,

346
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,707
I feared that brainiac
was right about me,

347
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,419
that my one true self
was like him.

348
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,046
But I am not one thing.

349
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,173
We are all creatures of change.

350
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,509
We can become anything.

351
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,552
Jimmy Flamebird,

352
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,555
this game is a trick.

353
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,225
We decide who we are every day.

354
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,811
There is no one true path.

355
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,730
The future is ours to shape.

356
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,941
[shattering]

357
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,573
Wait, what happened?

358
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,825
Anything can happen, Lois Lane.

359
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,910
There is no one true path.

360
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:53,995
That was the solution all--

361
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,663
- Yea, real moving.
- Hey!

362
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,123
What happened
to the other team?

363
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,835
Oh, them. One could say
they missed the mark.

364
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,587
[giggles] Bunch of drips, huh!

365
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,673
[chuckles] Total wash. [gasps]
Wait, wait! I got more.

366
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,426
Not so fast.

367
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,389
There's just one game left.

368
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,809
And Mama's gonna
get that house.

369
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,311
[doorbell rings]

370
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,402
[Gzptlsnz] Aw, hamster balls.

371
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,945
Can we keep them?

372
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,572
You always do this.

373
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,283
You get attached, they die,
you're sad.

374
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,952
My empathy makes me likable.

375
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,663
First ball through
the obstacle course wins.

376
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,082
- Ready, set--
- [Lois] Wait!

377
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,626
Things aren't adding up.

378
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,961
She's right, For example,
it hasn't seemed to matter

379
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,631
who wins the keys
as long as they're being won.

380
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,634
Exactly. Like, why did we
both win the first game?

381
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,719
And why do all the keys
go to the same place

382
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,471
no matter who wins them?

383
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,139
And who is that guy?

384
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,766
[thunder rumbling]

385
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,936
Beings of your dimension
couldn't possibly understand--

386
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:04,232
[groans] No... more... games!

387
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,109
Very well, since you insist.

388
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,488
That structure over there
is the cosmic anvil.

389
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,115
[Gzptlsnz] A device that can
reshape a universe,

390
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,117
the keys unlock its power.

391
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,327
We needed you lovely mortals

392
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,621
to retrieve the keys
because, well...

393
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,081
There's a curse

394
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,209
that prevents certain immortals
from unlocking it.

395
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,045
- Okay? Happy now?
- [Kara] No!

396
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,547
That's why we've been
doing all this?

397
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,340
[whispering indistinctly]

398
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,634
How about some incentive?

399
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,512
The winners get
to reshape their universe

400
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,431
however they want.

401
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,100
Fun Lois, lean in.

402
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,185
You could pick
whatever future you want.

403
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,189
Clark, you could get
your powers back. Mmm, mmm?

404
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,857
You could bring Clark back.

405
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,401
Don't you mean Superman?

406
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,694
No.

407
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,572
Superman losing his powers
was... difficult.

408
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,866
But when we lost Clark,
we lost... everything.

409
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,618
[somber music playing]

410
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,621
Okay, let's play.

411
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,666
Wait, guys, we... We...
We can't just trust Mxy

412
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,001
to deliver on these promises.

413
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,004
Maybe the reward
is worth the risk.

414
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,714
Well, what is the risk?

415
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,299
What happens to the losers?

416
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,803
The losers get turned into
a gift for my beloved wife.

417
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,598
Maybe a Ficus. Huh.

418
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,849
[both] Beloved wife?

419
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,393
[laughs] Okay, you got us.

420
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,313
This is a date, not a divorce.

421
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,609
Just some good old fashioned
role play, to spice things up.

422
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,402
Oh, we do have fun.

423
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,945
- [kissing]
- [all groaning]

424
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,655
So what do you say?

425
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,990
We can't play their game?

426
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,950
Don't listen to team Ficus.

427
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,410
They're just afraid to lose.

428
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,038
Look, I've dealt
with Mxy before,

429
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,247
and if he unlocks that thing,

430
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,291
whatever he's gonna do with it
will not be good.

431
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,418
What do you mean,
"Dealt with him before?"

432
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,671
Uh, what interest would
an immortal have in a reporter?

433
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:51,797
[chuckles] No offense.

434
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,802
What is, uh...

435
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,220
I... I don't understand.

436
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,683
It... It... It's... you.

437
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,936
Did everyone know this but me?

438
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,480
- Yes, hello.
- Yeah.

439
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,690
[groans]

440
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,817
I regret not listening
to Superman when...

441
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,778
When I had the chance.

442
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,946
I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice.

443
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,326
[ticking]

444
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:24,455
Hey, play now or I'll give you
something to regret.

445
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,707
We aren't playing.

446
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,836
Let me get this through
your thick skulls!

447
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:36,008
Defy me, and I will crush you
like the bugs you are.

448
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,261
Play or die!

449
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,389
Well, then we die.

450
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,683
- Clark, what are you doing?
- Yeah, buddy.

451
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,017
Go ahead, Mxy.

452
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,520
There's nothing
stopping you, right?

453
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,854
[growling]

454
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:57,405
[announcer] <i>The hour has come
and the contest has no victor.</i>

455
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,324
<i>My seal remains unbroken.</i>

456
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,160
<i>Farewell, champions!</i>

457
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,704
<i>Burn in hell, Mxy.</i>

458
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,498
- Oh, no!
- No!

459
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,001
I do not understand.

460
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,837
Those were hourglasses...

461
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,839
showing how much time
was left in the game.

462
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,384
- And you knew it was game over.
- Game over.

463
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,095
Not bad
for a bumbling, useless,

464
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,180
nearsighted reporter, huh, Mxy?

465
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,558
No, my anvil!

466
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:31,272
[groaning] Why do you people
always ruin it? [crying]

467
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,941
Why, why, why, why?

468
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,485
Ugh. Oh, in front of
the mortals?

469
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,654
I can't watch this. I'm out.

470
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,072
Glitzy, wait!

471
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,449
It was just role play, baby.

472
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:45,161
Baby, it was just role play.

473
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,912
Hey, you never
answered my question.

474
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,122
Who is that guy?

475
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,874
[thunder rumbling]

476
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,001
A sore loser.

477
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,380
- [all] Whoa!
- [all thud]

478
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,883
Oh, my sweet tailored suit.

479
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,968
[calm music playing]

480
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,806
[breathing heavily]

481
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,145
[chuckles] Uh, hey, there, stranger.

482
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,439
[chuckles] Fancy
meeting you here.

483
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,609
Yeah. I decided to wake up a
little earlier, clear my head.

484
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,612
Same. I knew there was
a reason we were together.

485
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,783
Yeah, I think, uh, I actually
feel better now than before.

486
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,451
Whatever that was.

487
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,829
I think I'm starting
to like Clark Kent.

488
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,247
Maybe he's enough.

489
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,332
Of course he is.

490
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,042
[imperceptible]

491
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,252
But how are you?

492
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,838
I'm... kinda shaken, honestly.

493
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,549
I thought I knew
what our future was gonna be.

494
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,760
But now it feels like
we can't keep up.

495
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,597
Like we keep fighting
against these terrible futures.

496
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,308
They're not terrible, Lois.
They're just...

497
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,108
...different.

498
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,445
[dramatic music playing]

499
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,449
[closing theme music playing]