I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid...
I don't want to die.
I don't wanna die.
He didn't mean to hurt me.
He didn't...
He didn't mean to stab me.
He didn't mean to hurt me.
I don't wanna die.
He didn't mean to hurt me.
He didn't. He didn't mean it.
It's not my fault.
He did it...
He stabbed me.
It's not my fault.
I'm not dying...
I'm not dying.
It'll be okay. I'm not dying. I'm not dying.
I'm not ready.
Please.
Oh. Hi.
Good morning, Mrs. Markovich.
Morning.
Please don't touch the clients.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
Right. Okay, so, those are very unique.
Um, they're Austrian.
And they're hand-woven.
Catholic bishops with, uh,
-pontifical vestments, and... -Right.
What was the original price?
Oh, they were a gift.
-A gift? -Mmhmm.
For a friend?
I could take one for 50.
Oh, no, no, they're a set.
A set of what?
Catholic bishop rats...
You know... Uh, hiding a...
secret Vatican conspiracy.
I'm not...
Where will we hide
our Nazi gold?
More gold hats.
Oh...
Hm.
So, um, it would be 600,
in fact, for the set.
300, for the lot of them.
550.
-400. -525.
-450. Last offer. -Mm...
Oh, it's just my daughter just loves these.
So, um, yeah, I'm gonna have to say 480.
Yeah, 480.
Your daughter loves them?
-Mmhmm. -How old?
Um, she's 15.
She won't mind you selling them, then?
Um...
Well, she's a teenager, so, you know...
She's just running around, uh,
drinking and chasing after boys and stuff. So...
I'm hoping it'll take her ages
to even notice that these are gone.
-The rats. -My granddaughters.
-Yeah. -Obsessed with their eyebrows.
Really? Eyebrows.
Eyebrows.
Fucking eyebrows.
Thank you very much.
Okay. Okay, thank you.
How are you enjoying
The Serendipitous Bible of Nursing...
Excellence?
Oh, it's... It's the, um,
Extensive Guide to Nursing Perfection.
Right.
Any interesting tips today?
Uh...
Mm, have... Have you...
How do you feel your time would be best utilized?
Uh, which activity do you feel would be
most useful to you personally?
Personally?
Taking heroin.
Furiously masturbating.
Okay. No, that...
That's really not very good for you.
Oh! Bath time.
You'll be all right for a sec?
I know this policeman called Dan.
He monitors the early morning traffic just up the road.
And he was telling me the other day that,
he was down by the side of the road,
just keeping an eye out.
And he saw this Jeep.
Tinted windows, real suspicious, you know?
And so he stops it, looks in the back of the car,
and he sees a dozen penguins.
Just starin' at him.
Now...
Dan's a good policeman.
He's also a nice guy.
So, um...
He says,
"I'll let you off this once,
"but I need you to take these animals,
"directly to the zoo."
And the guy apologizes and says he will.
So, him and his penguins go off.
And the next day,
Dan's by the side of the road,
and he sees the same car.
So he stops it,
and the same man from the day before rolls down his window.
Dan looks in the back of the car,
and there's a dozen penguins.
This time,
they're all wearing sunglasses.
So Dan...
Dan says,
"Have you lost your mind?
"I told you to take these animals directly to the zoo."
And the guy says,
"But, sir,
"we went to the zoo yesterday.
"Today, we're going to the beach."
Breathe in.
And out.
In...
And out.
Okay.
Just... panic attack.
Be over soon.
I'm Lilly Tuesday Markovich.
Tuesday.
Could I help you with that? Is that glue?
I could get it off your claw.
Your, uh...
...talon.
Could soak it in warm water.
Only take a second.
Sure you're all right in there?
I'm fine, thank you.
All right. Um...
Well, I'm just right outside if you need me.
Thank you.
I'm... filthy.
Sort of incredible.
You're...
You... You... You... You...
-You...You... You... -I am me?
You...
Unique.
Hmm.
I... haven't...
spoken...
a long time...
until you.
Oh.
Hmm.
Jesus.
Not filthy... anymore.
Please don't kill me.
I must.
I must. I must.
-I must. -Can I at least...
phone my mum?
Hmm... Okay.
Throw it.
-Are you... -You made my head silent.
Is it not usually silent?
Mm-mm.
What's usually in your head?
Always voices.
Calling me to kill them.
And pain.
Everyone's pain.
Forever.
Hm. Forever.
Forever.
Forever!
Must be good to have it gone for a bit.
It has...
...to...
feel myself...
exist.
So you're cool?
Is...
Is that sarcasm?
Yes.
I love sarcasm.
-Is that sarcasm? -Yes.
Before you kill me...
...I just wanna play you a song.
Think you'll like it.
It's about... Well, I think it's about
someone whose life is...
so full of misery, so full of pain,
that...
a good day is just, well...
A good day is a day without that misery.
You know the song?
Classic.
Happy to have a day without that pain.
Because every day is usually just full of it.
♪ I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top
♪ And if I hit the switch
♪ I can make that ass drop
♪ Had to stop at a red light
♪ Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight ♪
Do you listen to rap often?
Whales.
Welsh music?
Beluga.
Come on!
Seriously, this is not on yet,
you're just hogging the ball.
Ah!
There it is again.
What is that?
It's nothing.
I told you.
Everyone gets paranoid when they smoke for the first time.
Honestly.
-Hmm? -Hmm.
So...
You didn't go?
I couldn't.
I was too sick.
And only the ones that wanted sympathy points came to visit.
And even they don't come anymore.
Friends can be shit.
Well, I've never had a friend.
Well... I'm saying they all left me.
Well, all beings in the world
fear and despise me.
Well, what if my mum doesn't love me?
My mother...
was a literal void of darkness.
Produced me on her own in her womb. Spat me out.
Never spoke to me again.
Fuck.
You win.
Will you stay until she comes back?
-I just... -I will stay
until the woman comes.
-Thank you. -Hmm.
It's a jellyfish...
Oh...
Oh, shit.
Ugh.
Okay.
Help me! Help me.
Help me!
Help.
Fuck!
She opposed me.
Almost won.
-Had 12 toes. -Hmm.
Absolute prick.
Big surprise.
Oh, very sarcastic.
-Hmm. Hmm. -Really?
English.
"Let the one among you
"who is without sin...
"...cast the first stone."
-You have no idea... -Shh!
...five-fifty, six.
And here's 30 extra,
'cause I was late. Sorry about that.
No, you're fine for the extra. I'll...
I'll come in a bit later tomorrow.
Oh, it's... It's okay.
Great. So, I'll come in a bit later.
No, no. I mean, just take the extra
and come in at the regular time.
Is that your bag right there?
-Nurse Bag 3000, yeah. -Okay.
I think she'd like to spend time with you.
Oh...
Excuse me?
Tuesday.
She needs to spend more time with you.
You know, I don't think that's any of your concern. Honestly.
I mean, with all due respect.
Okay? For real?
You don't understand
anything about the demands of my job
or the hours that I have to endure... What?
-Sorry. -What're you doing?
-Sorry, I just... -What?
-Just... -Oh.
Thank you.
Um...
Well, I... Uh...
Yeah, you can come in a little late tomorrow.
Yeah.
Hmm.
And now we kiss.
I'm not attracted to you.
Oh. Oh, no, no, no,
I didn't... I didn't mean...
I'm sorry, I was just making a joke.
-Oh. -I didn't...
Please don't sue me. I didn't, um...
I don't think I could
-actually prove misconduct. -Okay.
Okay, good, good, good.
Good. That's good.
,
Just breathe.
One thought at a time.
You have to tell her.
And do it clearly.
Directly.
Just like we talked about.
Then she'll understand.
-And we'll be done. -Could you...
-What? -It's just...
you're right in my ear canal.
Could you just whisper or something?
You're nervous?
Yes.
Don't worry.
-Just say the words. -You don't know my mum.
-Hi, my frog. -Hi, Mama.
Sorry, I was late. Work was crazy.
Oh! No fever.
Can you believe that we're still doing
that AI calendar for Sony?
I... I knew. I knew that the stills
had to be in black and white, but Jonathan
insisted that they be in color.
Jonathan's an idiot.
Yeah. He really is.
Anyway, obviously, this batch doesn't work, so,
now we have to reschedule all of these tech companies,
and the robots.
And... Ugh, we have a new assistant, right? And...
-Well, he's completely... -Is she lying?
Shh!
What?
Nothing.
Oh.
I need to talk to you.
Sure. Um...
Um...
Let's do that, uh, first thing tomorrow morning.
Um, and we could watch a movie.
Or we could look at
-Mesmerize, if you want. -Um...
-I'm not sure what to do... -"I die tonight."
...about breakfast.
-"I die tonight." -I can check and see
-what we have in the kitchen. -"I die tonight."
I think we have Greek yoghurt.
-"I die tonight." -Uh, I...
-"I die tonight." -I don't know for sure.
-"I die tonight." -I didn't pick up...
-"I die tonight." -...rice which is...
-"I die tonight." -...my mistake.
I'm going...
to die...
Yes.
...tonight.
Don't say stupid things like that!
Okay?
God...
And this needs water.
I don't know why this is on the floor.
Mum.
Yeah?
I know you can't cope with this.
You're not ready.
And you won't survive it.
You have to let me help you.
This is not something we're gonna talk about tonight.
Or any night. Okay?
Could you please come out
and talk to her?
What?
-You said you were ready. -No, but then
-I'll be ready. -Hmm.
Who are you talking to?
He's here.
Who is here?
Can you please just come out so she can see you?
Okay, Tuesday? Stop it.
Come out.
Stop it!
Mum...
It's gonna be all right.
Oh!
Madam...
You need to say goodbye
to your daughter.
Life...
Every life ends.
You cannot avoid...
Dea...
Me.
-No! -Mum!
Just please...
Mum, don't!
Mum...
Stop!
Leave him alone, please!
Don't!
Please! Please!
No... Mum!
Stop! Stop it!
-Please, please... -Mm-mm.
Don't!
Mum!
Honey, are you okay?
It's all right.
There he is.
Mum. No, no. Mum.
-What? -You have to help him.
I'm not letting you anywhere near him.
He's been here all day.
What?
It's gonna be okay.
I... I don't...
I don't...
He's not feeling well.
Can you hear me?
Can't hear us.
Breathe in...
And breathe out.
And in...
And out.
Good.
Okay.
In...
And out.
Can it just...
Can it just give us ten minutes?
Um...
Can you give us...
ten minutes?
We just want some time.
Hmm.
Are you gonna be okay?
Oh, don't worry, frog.
Don't worry, frog.
Tricked me.
Ah, tricked me.
She needs to die.
It had to go.
-What? -Mm-hmm.
It... It left. It had to go.
You know?
Because it was here...
the whole day.
So...
It's everyone else.
He had to take care of everyone else.
Mm-hmm. Right.
Oh, God.
Did he say when he'd be back?
Later.
But now it's bedtime.
Here.
Remind me not to step on this in the morning.
-Mum? -Mmhmm?
Don't step on those in the morning.
I said, "in the morning." Okay, got it.
What was that?
I don't know.
I said, "What is this? Mormon country?"
-You know? -You can't use that
-as an insult. -"Am I your sister?
"Are we like holding hands and eating
"banana bread?"
You know? God...
What? You think that's too aggressive?
I just don't think you understand how Tinder works.
Oh, I know exactly how Tinder works. I do.
First word.
Oh, little, uh, little word? Um, "A"?
An? In? Um, by!
And? But? In?
Well, uh... Oh, the?
The! Hm. The. Okay.
Second word. X.
The X... The X-Files!
Oh, no, that's not a book. Okay.
Oh, tense? Okay.
Ah, the... The extense? Yeah. Oh, sorry.
Oh! Is that your IV?
The extense-your-IV?
Extensiv...
Oh, The Extensive?
Mmhmm. Guide...Yes. To Superior and...
Excellent and... Yes.
Yes. Blah, blah.
I know that book.
You have to say the name.
Well, I...
Oops! Sorry.
-Would you like a nut? -You have to guess.
Wait a minute. Would you care for a...
pen?
No?
Would you like me to get the sofa fixed?
-Yes. -Hmm.
I will...
think about it.
Uh... Let me see, what was I going to do.
Where was I gonna go? Ah!
I can't remember.
Okay. Other stink. Other stinky.
Stinky two.
Stinky le deux.
Part two.
-It hurts. -Where, honey?
Everywhere.
All right, let's get you out of here.
Are the Mesmerizes up in your room?
I can't find them.
Uh, yeah.
Oh!
"My stalker peed on me whilst I was sleeping."
Could've been worse.
Well, yeah. It could have been a dump, I guess.
Turn.
Oh, look. Oh, my God! How cute!
That's precious.
-Turn? -Hm.
Did you know...
Yes?
...that I haven't been upstairs in over a year?
Turn?
Take me upstairs.
I thought we were gonna fix the light.
Please, Mum.
Well, there's nothing up there.
Please...
Please?
Hm. Please.
Okay, one, two, three, up!
One, two, three, up!
There's nothing here.
Told you!
And the Arbus portrait was here,
and that went to a dealer in Camden last year.
And this is where my bed was, obviously.
But, I mean, it was way, way too big.
And... this is where that massive oak closet was,
that my mom left me.
Practical, as always.
Um...
Yeah, and the angel clock...
And let's whizz down here and check out the other rooms.
So...
So you sold...
all this stuff?
Mmhmm. Yeah. Mmhmm.
Mmhmm.
Here's the bathroom, but I have to warn you,
it's a little bit depressing, but, you know.
Yeah, so you remember these tiles?
I took 'em off all by myself.
I got a really good price.
But everything in here still works,
So, come. Go in here.
It's actually kind of amazing
because I practically sold the whole play set online.
Which is bizarre. And the rocking horse.
Oh, remember the rats?
Those... Those, uh, bishop rats,
there was like a set of four of 'em?
I got a great price for those things.
You don't work anymore.
-Yeah, I do. -Stop lying.
-Hey, watch it. -I am watching.
And I know you don't work,
and you probably just...
drive around all day and eat cheese.
-That's what I thought. -Okay. That's enough.
Why did you bring me up here?
You begged me to come up here, didn't you?
You begged me.
Come up here and what, Mum? Feel sorry for you?
-You lower your tone. -And watch you living
in this fucking dump?
Sorry.
It's not a fucking dump!
It's the reality of the situation.
Isn't it?
This is what parents do. They do what they have to do.
Okay?
And it's good to be honest about that.
So you need to look reality in the eye,
instead of just getting angry at me about it.
Are you being serious right now?
Hey, cool it!
-I have to get water. -Mum, just...
-I'll be right back. -Mum, could you
please just wait?
I'll be right back.
Ugh.
What?
I, um...
I brought the smaller screwdriver.
No, that... I don't...
I need the bigger one,
because I've got to screw the thing...
back into the thing.
-I... I don't need that one. -You'll need it.
It's the contact in the wiring.
No, I don't need that one.
Okay?
Now, do me a favor. Go and turn this on.
Turn it on.
Ah!
What?
When did he say he'd be back?
Oh, my God.
Uh, turn it off.
I don't want to electrocute myself.
Then he'd have to come back.
Very funny.
Where is he?
What?
What was that?
Where is he?
Who?
-Who? -Are you an owl?
Yeah, I'm an owl.
Ow!
God!
Have you lost your mind?
Just tell me what you did.
I...
I didn't get a screwdriver from you, that I asked for.
I asked you for the big screwdriver.
The one with the red handle.
And you inexplicably brought another one.
-So, I want... -Just tell me what you did!
I didn't do anything!
Mum.
Holy fucking God in heaven, fuck!
Oh...
Stay calm.
She's in shock.
I'm calm.
Yeah?
But she's...
I know.
-Are you okay? -I'm fine.
I need you...
to stay calm.
And don't scare her.
-Okay. -Okay?
-Stay calm. -Yeah.
Don't scare her.
Yeah.
Don't stomp on her!
Jesus, I'm so sorry!
Just leave her.
Find her later.
So, how's your day been?
A dog's h-head
barked at me.
I... I saw...
blood.
The news said there's, uh...
...zombie cows roaming
around the countryside.
Stab victims surviving attacks.
Refugees surviving drowning.
Right.
Um...
Mum's done...
something.
Is this the apocalypse? Is that what's happening?
I need your help.
Okay.
I have...
...a plan
to fix things, but I can't do it without you.
I'll help.
Thank you.
Don't thank me. It's my fucking job.
Sorry.
It's my effing job.
Tuesday.
Tuesday!
Oh!
It's okay, Mum.
Stop panicking.
Just breathe.
It's okay.
-Is she okay? -Uh-huh.
I think she'll be...
Okay, you go.
-Are you sure? -Mmhmm.
Don't forget to take your beta blockers.
Yeah.
No. Stop.
Stop, you fucker!
You're fired,
Nurse Eight! Ugh!
Kill me.
-Kill me. Kill me. -Oh...
-Kill me. Kill me.
Kill me. Kill me.
-Okay. -Kill me!
-Kill me. -I have to go.
I have to go. I have to go.
Where you gonna go?
Where?
-Just listen. -I...
Breathe.
We need to help everyone.
I can't help him.
I can't.
Okay.
You have to get strong now.
I can't.
You can.
-I can't. -You can.
And you have to let me help you.
Okay?
Okay.
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
Just go, Mum.
Yep.
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
Kill me...
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
power and the glory,
forever and ever.
Amen.
You're doing God's work.
God's work.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank God you're here.
Please, please, please...
Just let me go with her.
I'm coming to see you, my darling.
Here I come.
Pain.
The pain.
Pain.
The pain. The pain.
Pain.
Please.
Please take...
Take me.
Take me, please.
Finally.
Fin...
They stabbed me.
Can you believe it?
Can you believe this?
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mum...
Oh! You're awake.
You missed this crab colony.
It was absolutely amazing. Listen.
Um, I have to go pee
but then I want to tell you something. Okay?
What?
Well...
We're really good at this, frog.
And I was thinking...
we can do this full-time.
Right?
But I wanna go home.
Hang on, okay?
I'll be right back!
In.
Out.
In...
Out.
Hmm?
You ate me.
Hey!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is she saying?
I mean, does that make sense?
Please.
Okay.
But...
you say it exactly like that or...
-I will. -Or I'll rip you apart
from the inside. Hm?
That's fair.
-I heard you. I... -I hate you.
No, no...
I hate you.
I heard you.
I heard you. I heard your... Your breathing
to calm yourself down.
Is that something you do a lot, honey?
Yeah.
Well, I felt it. I felt, um...
the pain that you have.
Uh...
Look, I... I um...
I don't know, uh, what I am without you.
Who I am without you.
I don't know what the world is without you in it.
I've absolutely no idea.
And because of that, I think,
I don't know, I was scared.
I was, uh... I was fighting for my own life.
But...
I love you so much more than me.
And this is your life,
and...
...from now on,
um...
we're gonna do what's best for you.
You know, you don't have to be in any...
more pain.
And you don't have to worry about me
anymore. Okay?
You'll be okay.
Promise?
Promise.
Promise, promise?
Promise, promise.
Promise. Promise.
Hmm.
Right.
Let's get you home, luvvy.
Come on, woman.
Let me out.
I love you so much, Mama.
Oh, I love you, frog, more than...
anything in the whole world.
No...
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, please. Oh, please...
No...
-You need to eat. -Okay.
Would you give it a rest?
Osteoporosis. Hair loss.
It's all caused by calcium deficiency.
Wow. That's cool.
Hmm.
You here to kill me?
No.
Why are you here?
To...
see how you are.
Oh.
Drink.
Oh.
Oh. I see.
You know, I really think
it would be better if I was dead.
Really, because, um...
I was thinking,
if there is an afterlife or a God...
...you know,
I get that that's confidential information but...
Um...
If there is an afterlife,
then it would be better for me
to be there with her, you know,
to take care of her.
Uh, and to... be with her.
Um...
And if there isn't an afterlife,
then...
...why am I here?
I'm nothing.
I'm nothing, really.
Please.
Wh...
What are you...
There is no God.
Not in any... human way.
Oh.
Makes sense.
But there is an afterlife.
The echo you leave,
the legacy.
Your memory.
This...
This is Tuesday's afterlife.
How you live it
is how she lives.
Uh...
-What do you... -From now on,
we're gonna do what's best for you.
You know, you don't have to be in any more pain.
And you don't have to worry about me anymore.
You'll be okay.
Promise?
Promise.
Promise, promise?
Promise, promise.
You're a real fucker, you know that?
Hello?
I bought tons of cheese.
You'll wanna eat that.
Oh, thank you.
Right.
Get up, woman.