1 00:00:41,126 --> 00:00:44,251 (ON BROADWAY BY GEORGE BENSON PLAYING) 2 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:01,584 (PHONE CHIMES) 3 00:01:01,668 --> 00:01:05,584 (SINGING) They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway 4 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:13,793 They say there's always magic in the air 5 00:01:15,626 --> 00:01:19,376 But when you're walkin' down that street 6 00:01:19,459 --> 00:01:23,626 And you ain't had enough to eat 7 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:30,584 The glitter rubs right off And you're nowhere 8 00:01:35,751 --> 00:01:38,043 (NATE SCATTING) 9 00:01:38,126 --> 00:01:40,543 (RECORD SCRATCHES) 10 00:01:40,626 --> 00:01:43,543 Bro. It's like 7:00 a.m. 11 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:44,834 (ON BROADWAY RESUMES) 12 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:49,959 They say that I won't last too long On Broadway 13 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:59,376 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 14 00:02:00,459 --> 00:02:03,918 But they're dead wrong, I know they are 15 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:08,709 'Cause I can play this here guitar 16 00:02:09,918 --> 00:02:14,501 I won't quit till I'm a star on Broadway 17 00:02:17,668 --> 00:02:19,418 (PHONE RINGING) 18 00:02:19,501 --> 00:02:22,834 Hi. Hello. I couldn't sleep. Could you sleep? 'Cause I couldn't sleep. 19 00:02:22,918 --> 00:02:24,418 And good morning to you, Nate. 20 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:25,626 Slept like a baby. 21 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:27,584 Today is very low stakes for me. 22 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,084 I'll just be happy if I get cast in the chorus. 23 00:02:32,168 --> 00:02:34,293 You should have auditioned for a big part. 24 00:02:34,376 --> 00:02:36,543 We should be, like, nervous about this together. 25 00:02:36,626 --> 00:02:39,501 Yeah, no thanks. I don't really do rejection. 26 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:44,584 Anyway, I was just calling to say "good luck" or "break a leg." 27 00:02:44,668 --> 00:02:46,251 You deserve the lead this year. 28 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,626 You really think so? 29 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,793 I mean, should Wicked have beaten Avenue Q 30 00:02:49,876 --> 00:02:51,126 at the 2004 Tony Awards? 31 00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:53,334 Obviously. 32 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:55,501 I rest my case. 33 00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:58,459 (EXHALES) 34 00:03:03,334 --> 00:03:05,209 Hey. You're up early. 35 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:06,543 Today is the day, Ma. 36 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:08,501 Is this sweater trying too hard? 37 00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:10,084 I want my look to say, 38 00:03:10,168 --> 00:03:12,251 "I am honored to have been cast as the lead role, 39 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:13,751 "but I wasn't expecting it." 40 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:17,001 They're posting the cast list for the school play today. 41 00:03:17,084 --> 00:03:19,418 -Musical. -Sorry? 42 00:03:19,626 --> 00:03:21,168 Musical. Not play. 43 00:03:21,251 --> 00:03:22,251 Yo-yo! 44 00:03:22,334 --> 00:03:26,668 Anthony, please. Track bag in the clean laundry. Really? 45 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:29,751 No cup? 46 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,543 What am I, six? 47 00:03:31,626 --> 00:03:32,876 SHERRIE: All right, you two. 48 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:36,918 Nate, please get going, the bus is gonna be here any minute. 49 00:03:40,584 --> 00:03:43,376 -Are you wearing lipstick? -No. 50 00:03:43,876 --> 00:03:45,459 Bro, you're wearing lipstick. 51 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:48,168 It's lip gloss. Clinical strength. 52 00:03:48,876 --> 00:03:51,876 The pediatrician said my lip skin is unusually sensitive. 53 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:55,126 -Did the pediatrician actually say that? -Work with me here, Ma. 54 00:03:57,501 --> 00:04:00,626 All right, just wait for my truck to pull out before you leave. 55 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:03,501 And untuck your sweater. You're trying too hard. 56 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:09,376 Ignore Anthony. 57 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:11,584 Obviously. 58 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:28,959 Good day, guv'nor. 59 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:32,043 Tough crowd. 60 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,293 (STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 61 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:48,584 No more girls in this row. 62 00:04:49,001 --> 00:04:50,418 Ha-ha. Super original. 63 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,876 Go on. Ladies first. 64 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:57,334 -(NATE GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 65 00:04:57,751 --> 00:04:59,834 NATE: Don't touch my rabbit foot. 66 00:04:59,918 --> 00:05:01,543 -(GROANS) -(ALL GASP) 67 00:05:01,626 --> 00:05:03,751 Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry. 68 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,459 Can I have my rabbit foot back? 69 00:05:07,543 --> 00:05:08,709 BUS DRIVER: Sit down, boys. 70 00:05:08,793 --> 00:05:11,668 Better watch your back in the hall today, loser. 71 00:05:16,501 --> 00:05:17,543 (PHONE CHIMES) 72 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:26,793 Good news. 73 00:05:28,834 --> 00:05:30,501 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 74 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:33,376 Wow, this is an honor. 75 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,334 Wow, I can't believe it. I'm the lead. 76 00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:39,543 Please, please, please, please. 77 00:05:48,001 --> 00:05:49,668 Better luck next time, Nate. 78 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,793 Thanks. 79 00:05:51,876 --> 00:05:54,543 Congratulations on getting the role of Abraham Lincoln 80 00:05:54,626 --> 00:05:57,543 in Lincoln: The Unauthorized Rock Musical. 81 00:05:57,626 --> 00:05:58,876 You're gonna be amazing. 82 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,043 Thanks. 83 00:06:02,001 --> 00:06:04,709 Nathan. Did you see the list? 84 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:08,584 I just... 85 00:06:10,668 --> 00:06:11,918 It's a big role. 86 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:14,209 The title role. 87 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:18,293 It's a lot for someone who's never had a leading role before. 88 00:06:19,168 --> 00:06:23,209 It's hard to get a leading role when no one will give you a chance. So... 89 00:06:23,293 --> 00:06:24,418 (LIBBY COUGHS) 90 00:06:25,126 --> 00:06:28,293 If you'll excuse me, I need to have a word with my associate. 91 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:33,751 "Good news"? You texted that you had "Good news." 92 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:36,793 Libby, I wasn't even cast as Lincoln's understudy. 93 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:39,834 I didn't even get his son. Who's dead. 94 00:06:39,918 --> 00:06:42,709 And, yes, we will have fun in the chorus together, 95 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:45,918 but I was cast as a tree, Libby. A tree. 96 00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:48,668 Do you realize what this says about me, right? 97 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:52,459 That my parents are right. I should just give up on my dreams now. 98 00:06:53,251 --> 00:06:55,251 Can I talk yet, or are you still yelling? 99 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:56,626 I'm still yelling! 100 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,043 Okay, you can talk now. 101 00:06:59,459 --> 00:07:02,043 Name the best animated movie of all time. 102 00:07:02,126 --> 00:07:04,543 I don't know. Pre-Moana or post-Moana? 103 00:07:04,626 --> 00:07:07,418 Lilo & Stitch, Natey. Lilo & Stitch. 104 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:08,709 (BANGING) 105 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:11,709 Sorry, I thought we were alone. 106 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:14,584 -You guys are so weird. -We know. 107 00:07:15,626 --> 00:07:19,459 Okay. Lilo & Stitch. Cult classic. I'm intrigued. Go on. 108 00:07:20,168 --> 00:07:23,418 I've got some breaking news about this weekend. 109 00:07:23,501 --> 00:07:27,959 Whatever it is, it better not involve any more glitter lip gloss. I'm serious. 110 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:32,376 Manhattan Island, baby. 111 00:07:32,459 --> 00:07:34,418 It's an open audition. 112 00:07:34,501 --> 00:07:35,543 Tomorrow. 113 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,668 Ever since we were little, we've been like, 114 00:07:37,751 --> 00:07:39,918 "We should take a road trip to New York someday." 115 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,709 Just you and me. 116 00:07:42,751 --> 00:07:44,751 So, I had this crazy idea. 117 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:48,543 They're making Lilo & Stitch into a Broadway musical? 118 00:07:50,126 --> 00:07:51,126 Wow. 119 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:55,668 Nate Foster, yes? 120 00:07:55,918 --> 00:07:57,459 Absolutely yes! 121 00:07:57,793 --> 00:08:02,293 Welcome to the first audition of the rest of your life! 122 00:08:02,376 --> 00:08:04,293 (ALL LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING) 123 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:11,959 You really think you're going to drive to New York in a cab? 124 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,793 (ALL LAUGHING) 125 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:17,751 So? 126 00:08:17,834 --> 00:08:19,501 How would we even get to New York? 127 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:22,626 Would Stitch pick us up in his spaceship? 128 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,501 Okay, first of all, tone. 129 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:27,543 Second, no. 130 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:29,876 We'll sneak away on an overnight bus. 131 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,584 Libby, my mom doesn't even let me go to Rite Aid alone. 132 00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:34,543 Come on, Foster. 133 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:35,751 Live a little. 134 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:40,084 I'd hate to not be your date to the Tony Awards. 135 00:08:42,876 --> 00:08:48,459 ANNOUNCER: And the Tony Award for Best Actor of All Time goes to... 136 00:08:49,543 --> 00:08:51,626 Where would you even sleep in New York? 137 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:52,959 (ALL LAUGHING) 138 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:55,793 Where would we even sleep? 139 00:08:55,876 --> 00:08:57,834 Hello, what about your aunt? 140 00:08:57,918 --> 00:09:00,376 Oh, good point. Nightmare scenario. 141 00:09:00,459 --> 00:09:02,751 Oh, wow, love her that much, huh? 142 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,584 I thought she was some big Broadway actress. 143 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:09,209 She is. And she would report me to my mom immediately. 144 00:09:09,293 --> 00:09:13,293 They have very antagonistic Glinda versus Elphaba, act one energy. 145 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,751 You think we're going to arrive in New York City 146 00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:18,751 and run into your aunt? In a city of 17 billion people? 147 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,959 With my luck? Yes. 148 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,084 Nate. You didn't even get cast as Lincoln's dead son. 149 00:09:24,168 --> 00:09:25,293 You don't have luck. 150 00:09:25,376 --> 00:09:26,376 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 151 00:09:27,209 --> 00:09:29,334 Yo, Natey the lady! 152 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,668 Watch your back. 153 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:39,251 You know what? Forget New York. 154 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:43,209 I'm just trying to survive seventh grade. 155 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,709 Well, Nate, that's... Okay. 156 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:50,459 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 157 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,209 NATE'S DAD: When we go to West Virginia... 158 00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:57,376 Hello. Hi. 159 00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:03,959 Oh, my gosh! Are we... Did we get evicted? 160 00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,584 -What? No. -Not yet. 161 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:08,459 Okay, he's home. Will you guys just spill? 162 00:10:08,543 --> 00:10:09,709 -What's goin' on? -Boys... 163 00:10:11,126 --> 00:10:14,376 Daddy is taking me away for the weekend. 164 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:18,876 Somewhere fancy in West Virginia for our big anniversary! 165 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:20,501 Surprise! 166 00:10:20,584 --> 00:10:22,793 We can afford "fancy?" 167 00:10:22,876 --> 00:10:24,459 That's why God invented credit cards. 168 00:10:24,543 --> 00:10:26,334 And your mom's been working double shifts. 169 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,584 And so she's earned it. 170 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,834 SHERRIE: Daddy had a really good job interview today. 171 00:10:29,918 --> 00:10:33,001 He's going to land on his feet soon. But the sitter is tied up, so... 172 00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:35,126 Oh, I'm not watching him this weekend. No way. 173 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:37,251 Don't you have an away game tomorrow? 174 00:10:37,334 --> 00:10:39,334 It's not a game, it's a meet. 175 00:10:39,418 --> 00:10:40,709 NATE'S DAD: You're gonna win it. 176 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,334 One of these days, you're gonna get that full ride to college. 177 00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:44,959 Don't jinx me, Dad. 178 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:46,334 BOTH: You always win! 179 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:48,293 NATE'S DAD: He always wins. 180 00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:49,418 I could... 181 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,668 I could stay at Libby's mom's place tonight. 182 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:56,959 Could you? Would that be too much trouble? 183 00:10:57,043 --> 00:11:00,001 What? You would never let me stay the night at a girl's house. 184 00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:01,084 You're not Nate. 185 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,918 Nate's different. 186 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,834 -(GLASS BREAKS) -(DOG BARKS) 187 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,001 Okay. Let's go over the checklist. 188 00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:20,126 Did you take a series of selfies at your house 189 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,043 to post on Instagram at strategic intervals? 190 00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:24,168 Yes, I have over 200 options. 191 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,126 -Did you triple-feed your dog? -Check. 192 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:30,084 What do you say if the casting director asked for our parents' phone numbers? 193 00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:31,501 We give them each other's, 194 00:11:31,584 --> 00:11:34,084 and I pretend to be your dad if the casting people call. 195 00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:37,376 Correct. But you should probably pretend to be my mom. 196 00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:40,334 Your voice hasn't changed yet. Did you pack your headshot? 197 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:47,293 Nate, that's a wallet-sized school photo 198 00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:49,251 from when you had your worst haircut. 199 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,001 My dad doesn't have a job, Libby. 200 00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:53,668 We don't just have glossy eight-by-tens ready to go. 201 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,084 Tone. 202 00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:02,459 Okay. Lyft to the bus station is almost here. 203 00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,209 What is happening right now? 204 00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:10,168 I've always wanted to climb out a window. 205 00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:13,834 Like the Tonight duet, on the fire escape, in West Side Story. 206 00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:17,251 You want to break your ankle before we get to this audition? 207 00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:23,834 Hey, Lib? 208 00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:27,209 Why are you doing all this for me? 209 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:31,084 Because, it damages my clout, 210 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,334 when my best friend isn't even cast as Abraham Lincoln's understudy. 211 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:38,459 And I figured you could use the mood lift. 212 00:12:38,543 --> 00:12:41,043 Plus, my love language is quality time, so... 213 00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:44,001 Did you just say you love me? 214 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,459 The Lyft's going to be here in, like, 12 seconds. Go. 215 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,543 (LIBBY GIGGLES) 216 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,459 This is probably good practice for the New York City transit system. 217 00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:02,293 LIBBY: Yeah, it is. 218 00:13:02,376 --> 00:13:04,376 How much were the bus tickets? I'll Venmo you. 219 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,334 You can pay me back when you're a big Broadway star. 220 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,251 BUS DRIVER OVER PA: Okay, folks... 221 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:13,751 Also, I'm using your shoulder as a pillow and you're dealing with it. 222 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,918 My name is Elliot and I will be your driver 223 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:19,668 on route to New York City. 224 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,543 Hey... 225 00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:25,876 -So, when we get there... -Mmm-hmm. 226 00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:31,168 I know you kind of think of Times Square as the 1950s Guys and Dolls fantasia, 227 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:34,959 but people don't actually dance in the street. They mug you. 228 00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,168 Hey. 229 00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:37,834 We may be small, but... 230 00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:39,918 But what? 231 00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:41,668 I'm trying to think of something. 232 00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:42,793 Exactly. 233 00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:01,043 BUS DRIVER: Okay. Good evening, folks. 234 00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:03,876 Once again, my name is Elliot... 235 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,168 Goodbye, Pittsburgh. 236 00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:11,001 New York City will be the last stop tonight. 237 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:15,418 So, sit back and please enjoy your ride. 238 00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:19,334 New York coming, people. Last stop. 239 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:24,001 Last stop. Last stop. Last stop... 240 00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,376 (BIG TIME PLAYING) 241 00:14:31,418 --> 00:14:34,584 (SINGING) I got my ticket in my pocket 242 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,668 I got my heart here on my sleeve 243 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,834 Don't worry 'bout me 'cause I got this 244 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:45,084 They're gonna regret doubting me 245 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:49,709 The lights are bright, people are crazy 246 00:14:50,251 --> 00:14:52,543 I see it all through my window 247 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:57,043 Buildings are tall, it doesn't faze me 248 00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:02,876 Don't gotta worry 'cause I know, I know, I know that 249 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:06,709 This is where I'm supposed to be 250 00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,918 I might be young, but I'm mighty 251 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,876 So let the talkers talk 252 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,584 They can say what they say 253 00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:17,293 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day 254 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:21,334 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 255 00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:25,876 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 256 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:30,043 I'm headed to the big time 257 00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:31,501 Ooh yeah 258 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,793 People are staring as I walk by 259 00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:36,876 CHORUS: Walk by 260 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,501 They wonder if I've gone insane 261 00:15:39,584 --> 00:15:40,668 CHORUS: You crazy 262 00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:43,334 But I'll brush off every side eye 263 00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:44,584 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 264 00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,584 Walk with a smile on my face 265 00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:48,001 'Cause I know, I know that 266 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:51,834 This is where I'm supposed to be 267 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,793 I might be young, but I'm mighty 268 00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,959 So let the talkers talk 269 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,709 They can say what they say 270 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:02,168 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day 271 00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:06,001 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 272 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:10,543 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 273 00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:12,626 Headed to the big time 274 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,334 I'm headed to the big time 275 00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:16,418 Headed to the big time 276 00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:17,668 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 277 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:19,793 (MARCHING DRUMS PLAYING) 278 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:43,376 NATE: I'll make you proud of me 279 00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:46,876 I swear I'm working hard 280 00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,793 I'm almost there 281 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:53,126 And if I prove my worth And prove everyone wrong 282 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:57,668 Well, maybe then I'll finally feel like I actually belong 283 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:02,584 'Cause if I make it big I won't get left behind 284 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:06,334 So, yeah, I'm small, but I'm 285 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,293 -(VOCALIZING) -CHORUS: This is where I'm supposed to be 286 00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:14,626 I might be young, but I'm mighty 287 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:16,668 So let the talkers talk 288 00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:18,293 They can say what they say 289 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:22,251 I'm gonna see my name in lights Up on the marquee one day 290 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,793 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 291 00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:30,793 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 292 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,959 I'm headed to the big time 293 00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:39,668 LIBBY: Nate. Nate. 294 00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,001 -Nate. -(CROWD CHEERING) 295 00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:43,376 -Nate! -Big time. 296 00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:47,376 You were drooling and singing. It was incredible. 297 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:49,751 Look. 298 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,876 (ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING) 299 00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:04,418 -(MACHINES RUMBLING) -(RAT SQUEAKS) 300 00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:09,209 It's great. 301 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:10,793 It's glorious. 302 00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:13,584 Operation Broadway, step two. 303 00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:17,668 Oh! Post that one. 304 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:20,209 Where you're clipping your dog's nails in your kitchen. 305 00:18:20,293 --> 00:18:21,751 You look especially innocent. 306 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,084 Tourists. 307 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,334 Thank you! 308 00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,418 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 309 00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:27,626 MAN: Oh, no! 310 00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:31,251 WOMAN: Come on! 311 00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:45,043 Maybe we should just turn around. 312 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,376 My hair doesn't do wet. 313 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,668 We just got here. Live a little. 314 00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:52,418 Oh, look at you quoting me. I'll allow it. 315 00:18:57,418 --> 00:19:00,834 Hello. We are here to audition for Lilo & Stitch. 316 00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:05,126 The musical. The Broadway musical. 317 00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:06,626 First time in New York. 318 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,543 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah, how could you... -That wasn't a question. 319 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:13,584 Go on. 320 00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:20,043 (ALL CLAMORING) 321 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,626 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 322 00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:33,168 (GIRL VOCALIZING) 323 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,501 And what do we say if they ask how old we are? 324 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:40,959 I say, "However old the character Lilo is in the script." 325 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,334 And then I wink. 326 00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:46,501 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay. 327 00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:51,334 WOMAN: The casting director! This is so cool! 328 00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:52,834 Let's cast a musical. 329 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:53,918 (ALL CHEERING) 330 00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:05,793 We are expecting 1,000 kids in the next 24 hours, 331 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:09,334 so, I need the first 25 kids to look at their numbers 332 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:14,668 and line themselves up against this mirrored wall in ascending order. 333 00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:17,084 I didn't realize there'd be math on this test. 334 00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:18,918 ASSISTANT CASTING DIRECTOR: And just a reminder. 335 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:23,334 You must indicate in the application if you are allergic to macadamia nuts, 336 00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:25,043 Hawaii. Big subplot. 337 00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:26,376 (CRYING) 338 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:31,418 (SIGHS) Amateur. 339 00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,334 And most important, 340 00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:38,209 if you are under 18, I need you to sign in 341 00:20:38,293 --> 00:20:42,168 with a physically present parent or guardian today, 342 00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:44,668 or you will not be auditioning. 343 00:20:44,751 --> 00:20:47,709 No "ifs," "ands," or "buts." 344 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,418 -Next. -(GASPS) 345 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,209 (HONKING) 346 00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:59,001 You ready to set some records, bro? 347 00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:00,709 Yeah. For sure. 348 00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:12,251 You good? 349 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,584 I feel like I'm missing something. 350 00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:28,751 Whatever, let's bounce. 351 00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:33,334 ANTHONY: How's Gibby doing? Actually don't tell me. 352 00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:38,626 You have a cell phone down here? 353 00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:40,709 You're not supposed to have a cell phone here. 354 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,334 (LAUGHS) Look what Natey just posted. 355 00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:46,001 He's clipping the dog's nails. 356 00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:48,251 There you go. 357 00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:51,501 Our boys can survive for one weekend without us. 358 00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:54,459 Now let's please try to relax... 359 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,459 (LAUGHING) 360 00:21:56,543 --> 00:22:00,459 It's the tricep again, ma'am. You gotta lay off the triceps. 361 00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:03,251 -Don't forget to breathe. -(GRUNTS LOUDLY) 362 00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:05,209 (PANTING) 363 00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:08,001 Try not to hyperventilate. We'll figure something out. 364 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,668 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 365 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:14,876 LIBBY: You don't have your lucky rabbit foot. 366 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,418 Jimmy Madison took it. 367 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,668 I hope karma hits him in the form of a bus. 368 00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:20,668 I mean, a metaphorical bus, 369 00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:24,376 obviously, I'm against violence at a core level, but... 370 00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:28,876 You're distracting my kid. She needs to concentrate. 371 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:32,168 His blood sugar's low, show some respect. 372 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:35,418 Have you done character work before? 373 00:22:35,501 --> 00:22:37,751 Have I... I'm sorry, what? 374 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,668 Have you done costume character work before? 375 00:22:40,751 --> 00:22:45,376 I played a snow-man in a full body suit in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. 376 00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:47,043 Twice. 377 00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:50,334 I turned it down the third year, so I wouldn't be pigeon-holed 378 00:22:50,418 --> 00:22:51,626 as not having a face. 379 00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:54,084 That's incredible. 380 00:22:54,168 --> 00:22:56,084 Yes. Yes, it is. 381 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,209 Good luck! 382 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,168 You're supposed to say, "break a leg." 383 00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:01,293 Next! 384 00:23:03,043 --> 00:23:04,459 Are you here for the audition? 385 00:23:04,543 --> 00:23:07,251 Funny you should ask that, madam. 386 00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:09,709 You bet! We drove all night to be here. 387 00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:12,418 I mean, we didn't drive. My mom did. We're children. 388 00:23:12,501 --> 00:23:15,501 I mean, if you needed us to learn to drive a car for the show 389 00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:17,584 for any reason, we're very fast learners. 390 00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:19,126 Really? 391 00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:23,043 Because the competition seems to think you're flying solo. 392 00:23:26,959 --> 00:23:28,793 First group of kids are on deck. 393 00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:30,043 One sec. 394 00:23:30,126 --> 00:23:32,876 Uh, listen up, everybody. 395 00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:36,376 Unless you have a parent or guardian with you, 396 00:23:36,459 --> 00:23:41,084 please do not waste your time, or ours. 397 00:23:44,334 --> 00:23:45,418 WOMAN: Nathan. 398 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,584 Foster? 399 00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:50,001 Aunt Heidi. 400 00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:53,293 It is you. Okay. Okay. 401 00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:55,376 We're with her. 402 00:23:55,459 --> 00:23:57,418 This is incredible. 403 00:23:57,626 --> 00:24:01,001 I was this close to not even coming to this audition today. 404 00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:05,251 And then something in me was like, "Do it, Heidi," 405 00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:06,376 and then, this. 406 00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:10,168 -It's like, you're a sign. -Thank you. 407 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,959 I've been called many names in my life, but "sign" is a first. 408 00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:16,418 Wait. You're auditioning for Lilo & Stitch too? 409 00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:18,209 Oh, no. Oh, no. 410 00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:19,918 I'm... No, I'm two doors down. 411 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:23,668 Yeah. Did you see all those ladies trying to still pass for mid-thirties? 412 00:24:23,751 --> 00:24:28,001 Yeah, we're all up for the same play. It's called A Solitary Woman. 413 00:24:28,084 --> 00:24:29,209 Perfect for it. 414 00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:30,584 (BOTH CHUCKLE POLITELY) 415 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:32,168 So... 416 00:24:32,293 --> 00:24:35,168 Yeah. So, where is your mom? Is she in the bathroom or? 417 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,043 All these years 418 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:43,293 of her judging me for following my dreams and being the black sheep, 419 00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,751 and she's bringing you to an audition? 420 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,834 Ah! Love it. 421 00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:52,001 And I love that you're still acting. I'm not surprised. I'm not. 422 00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:55,293 Because you were the only toddler whose first word was "Me." 423 00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,043 (BOTH CHUCKLE POLITELY) 424 00:24:57,126 --> 00:24:59,293 Isn't that funny? Is this your girlfriend? 425 00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:00,751 -No! -We haven't chosen a label 426 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:03,209 -at this point in our relationship. -Okay. 427 00:25:04,543 --> 00:25:06,293 I'm just so happy to see you. 428 00:25:07,001 --> 00:25:08,001 Mom's not here. 429 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:09,751 -Nate! -What? 430 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:11,709 It was bound to come out in three minutes. 431 00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:14,334 Wait! So... But okay. What do you mean she's not here? 432 00:25:14,418 --> 00:25:15,834 So who brought you? Your dad? 433 00:25:15,918 --> 00:25:19,043 No! He thinks Broadway is a four letter word. 434 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,376 Okay, wait. 435 00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:23,584 -So you're telling me... -We ran away from home, lady. 436 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:25,251 Oh. 437 00:25:26,209 --> 00:25:27,209 Um... 438 00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:28,709 Right, okay. 439 00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:33,918 All right, so, yeah, responsible adult mode. 440 00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:38,209 My greatest acting role yet. 441 00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:40,959 Um... Whoo! 442 00:25:41,418 --> 00:25:42,584 (CLEARS THROAT) 443 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:45,084 "Hi, Sherrie, it's your sister. 444 00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:48,126 "I know, it's been a couple years. 445 00:25:48,543 --> 00:25:51,043 "Okay, ten, I guess..." 446 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:53,876 Why don't I have your mom's cell? 447 00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:56,293 'Cause it's been a while since you've spoken. 448 00:25:56,376 --> 00:25:58,584 Heidi didn't show up to my parents' wedding. 449 00:25:58,668 --> 00:26:00,543 She was the maid of honor and everything. 450 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,084 Wow, that's deep. 451 00:26:02,418 --> 00:26:03,709 Yeah, well... 452 00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:09,751 And I just missed my audition, 453 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,418 so, that's awesome. 454 00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:15,709 I can't believe you still have to audition for things. 455 00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:17,251 You've been on Broadway. 456 00:26:17,668 --> 00:26:20,001 You have no idea, kid. 457 00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:22,334 All right, What's your mom's cell? Spill it. 458 00:26:22,418 --> 00:26:27,918 It's 4-1-2-5-5-5-8-7-2-0. 459 00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:30,751 Zero. Okay. 460 00:26:30,834 --> 00:26:31,959 (PHONE RINGING) 461 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:35,001 (LIBBY'S PHONE RINGING IN UNISON) 462 00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:38,376 Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. 463 00:26:38,459 --> 00:26:40,876 At the tone, please record your message. 464 00:26:41,918 --> 00:26:47,626 Hi, Sherrie. I'm with my nephew. Your son, Nathan. 465 00:26:47,709 --> 00:26:49,709 -Nate. -Nate. 466 00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:51,793 He is alive. 467 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:55,168 Well, he's 12 seconds away from being murdered by his aunt. 468 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:57,126 But, you know, he's fine. 469 00:26:57,209 --> 00:27:02,334 He is fine and I'm gonna get him on the next airplane... 470 00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:05,043 -Bus. We can't afford an airplane. -...home. 471 00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:08,834 And, you know, maybe someday, we can all laugh at this. 472 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,084 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 473 00:27:10,168 --> 00:27:12,793 If there is a world where we ever speak again. 474 00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:20,668 Okay, bye-bye, now. 475 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,668 (CLAPPING) 476 00:27:26,168 --> 00:27:28,001 Incredible work. 477 00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:29,293 Excuse me? 478 00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:31,668 I truly believed you cared about her. 479 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,459 I'm with Nate, I can't believe you have to audition for things. 480 00:27:34,543 --> 00:27:35,584 Please. 481 00:27:35,668 --> 00:27:38,459 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay, first group of kids for Lilo! Let's do this. 482 00:27:38,543 --> 00:27:40,501 (KIDS CHEERING) 483 00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:42,876 All right, let's get outta here. 484 00:27:44,043 --> 00:27:46,293 -Oh! Oh! -What's this? 485 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,543 It's his pee dance. It's a thing. 486 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:49,709 Libby! 487 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,876 Okay, well, just go fast, okay? 488 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:55,043 -That's not good for your bladder. -Go! 489 00:27:57,001 --> 00:28:00,001 -Is he always like this? -Hilarious? Yes. 490 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,209 Takes after me. 491 00:28:03,209 --> 00:28:06,834 Do I have everybody? Where's number 13? 492 00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:17,376 Where's the bathroom? 493 00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:18,668 -Back in the left. -Cool. 494 00:28:26,751 --> 00:28:30,043 Today, we're not looking for people to act opposite a puppet. 495 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:34,543 The role of Stitch will require a versatile child 496 00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:38,334 whose performance will need to read through a full bodysuit. 497 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:42,334 We are seeking both a Lilo and a Stitch. 498 00:28:43,293 --> 00:28:46,709 If you can dance in either of these roles, all the better. 499 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:50,418 And you cannot be afraid of heights, I should add. 500 00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:54,626 There will be a big, power ballad moment 501 00:28:54,709 --> 00:28:58,251 that takes place literally above the audience's head, 502 00:28:58,334 --> 00:29:01,501 where Stitch pilots the plane through the mountains of Honolulu. 503 00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:03,376 (ALL CLAPPING) 504 00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:05,459 Yeah, thank you. 505 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:12,709 -You don't want something to eat, do you? -I'm good. 506 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,084 -Good. Okay. -Yeah. 507 00:29:15,043 --> 00:29:16,418 (SCREAMS) 508 00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:18,626 (SCREAMING) 509 00:29:18,709 --> 00:29:23,084 (SCREAMS LOUDLY) 510 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:30,084 (VOCALIZES) 511 00:29:30,418 --> 00:29:31,501 Let's try that again. 512 00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:35,001 Imagine you're seeing a blue dog-like alien 513 00:29:35,084 --> 00:29:38,168 for the first time in your life and it makes you scream. 514 00:29:38,834 --> 00:29:40,543 (VOCALIZES) 515 00:29:46,501 --> 00:29:48,918 Yeah... No. For sure. Hard agree. 516 00:29:49,751 --> 00:29:51,459 CASTING DIRECTOR: Before I make the first cut, 517 00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:54,293 does anyone have a special skill they'd like to demonstrate? 518 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,751 "Make the first cut." All we did was scream. 519 00:29:56,834 --> 00:29:58,418 I am an award winning tumbler. 520 00:29:58,501 --> 00:30:00,459 Is that so, number six? 521 00:30:00,543 --> 00:30:03,543 Yes. I'm the reigning Junior Mister Northeast Flipper. 522 00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:16,084 (CLAPPING ENTHUSIASTICALLY) 523 00:30:19,543 --> 00:30:22,626 Fine. Any other Mary Lou Rettons in the room? 524 00:30:26,668 --> 00:30:28,251 Oh, uh, Garret. 525 00:30:29,251 --> 00:30:30,918 I can sorta dance. 526 00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:33,584 I mean, not like that, that was ridiculous. 527 00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:35,584 But I can do knee crawls. 528 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:36,959 Knee crawls? 529 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,501 Yeah, like Fiddler on the Roof style knee crawls. 530 00:30:40,584 --> 00:30:44,334 I was a bottle dancer in an off-off Broadway production. 531 00:30:44,501 --> 00:30:46,251 In my friend's basement. 532 00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:48,834 In Pittsburgh. I'm going to shut up now. 533 00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:51,043 Give him a chance. 534 00:30:52,793 --> 00:30:53,918 Well, 535 00:30:54,043 --> 00:30:55,459 this, I have to see. 536 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:57,751 Okay, pretend I have a bottle on my head. 537 00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,918 -Got it. -And a beard. 538 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:03,584 Mazel tov! 539 00:31:03,668 --> 00:31:05,168 -(CLOTH RIPS) -(GASPS) 540 00:31:05,251 --> 00:31:07,543 -Oh, my gosh! My pants! -Your pants? 541 00:31:07,626 --> 00:31:10,584 Yeah, I got caught in the rain and I think my pants shrunk 542 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:13,584 and now they're way too tight for me to do my knee crawl things. 543 00:31:13,668 --> 00:31:15,876 Does anybody have any extra shorts? 544 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:18,501 That won't be necessary. 545 00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:22,084 For the record, I have a ton of phobias, but heights isn't one of them. 546 00:31:25,126 --> 00:31:26,584 I think we can make the cut. 547 00:31:30,251 --> 00:31:32,668 -Good try. -Thanks, number 12. 548 00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:37,584 Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time. 549 00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:42,001 This is not personal. And you're all sensational. 550 00:31:42,084 --> 00:31:47,084 It's like I'm looking at Juilliard Drama class of 2027. 551 00:31:48,918 --> 00:31:50,001 (CLEARS THROAT) 552 00:31:50,084 --> 00:31:52,459 All right. If I don't read your number, 553 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:54,376 I will see you on... 554 00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:57,501 The next one. Like there will even be a next one. 555 00:31:57,584 --> 00:32:00,793 Cut at my first and last Broadway audition. 556 00:32:00,876 --> 00:32:03,209 That's going to be the name of my memoir title. 557 00:32:03,293 --> 00:32:06,126 Hey. At least you got to audition, right? 558 00:32:06,209 --> 00:32:08,418 Yeah. By breaking into the audition 559 00:32:08,501 --> 00:32:11,209 and lying to your aunt, by the way. 560 00:32:11,293 --> 00:32:14,459 Okay, it is so weird to me that your mom's only response 561 00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:16,626 to my voicemail is a thumbs up emoji. 562 00:32:16,709 --> 00:32:18,168 That's not so weird. 563 00:32:18,251 --> 00:32:21,459 And it's an African-American thumbs up emoji. 564 00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:22,793 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 565 00:32:23,084 --> 00:32:24,751 Her hand must have slipped. 566 00:32:25,793 --> 00:32:28,543 MAN OVER PA: Good afternoon. 2:00 p.m. to Pittsburgh now boarding. 567 00:32:28,626 --> 00:32:30,626 2:00 p.m. to Pittsburgh. 568 00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:34,584 Well, I may have missed my audition, 569 00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:38,668 but I refuse to miss the most well-paying Bar Mitzvah in U.S. history, 570 00:32:38,751 --> 00:32:39,918 so I should go. 571 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,501 Wait, you're a rabbi now? 572 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,251 Ha. Ignoring that. 573 00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:46,126 No, I have to be at the Natural History Museum in 20 minutes. 574 00:32:46,293 --> 00:32:48,876 Ah. Yes, dinosaurs. 575 00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:52,251 Well, I'm just catering. So, don't be jealous. 576 00:32:53,251 --> 00:32:55,709 I would trade my entire life with you right now, 577 00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:57,709 if I could be a caterer in New York. 578 00:32:58,459 --> 00:33:02,918 One day, Nate, I have complete confidence that you'll be a caterer in New York. 579 00:33:03,376 --> 00:33:06,459 In the meantime, middle school is calling your name. 580 00:33:13,751 --> 00:33:15,918 -For the record... -Yeah? 581 00:33:16,084 --> 00:33:18,501 I totally understand why you missed the wedding. 582 00:33:20,043 --> 00:33:22,543 You had your first-ever Broadway callback. 583 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,918 I would have done the same thing. 584 00:33:27,543 --> 00:33:29,001 I... Uh... 585 00:33:29,959 --> 00:33:31,084 Um... 586 00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:32,251 Tell... 587 00:33:36,043 --> 00:33:38,251 I gotta go. What am I doing? All right. 588 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:43,126 You two... You take care of each other, right? 589 00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:48,251 Yes, good. Good. 590 00:33:54,251 --> 00:33:57,668 MAN OVER PA: Final boarding 2:00 p.m. Port Authority to Pittsburgh. 591 00:33:57,751 --> 00:33:58,876 Final boarding. 592 00:34:08,418 --> 00:34:11,001 So if I'm reading the room, 593 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:14,668 Kalea is our top contender for Lilo. 594 00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:18,543 Adore her energy. She is already on vocal rest. 595 00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:22,084 So, this is that afternoon callback group then. 596 00:34:22,168 --> 00:34:23,251 Yes! 597 00:34:25,668 --> 00:34:26,834 Hold on! 598 00:34:28,251 --> 00:34:29,251 Where's the kid? 599 00:34:29,459 --> 00:34:32,334 Which kid? These are all kids. 600 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:33,584 The weird funny one. 601 00:34:34,668 --> 00:34:37,251 The Fiddler on the Roof bottle dance boy? 602 00:34:37,334 --> 00:34:38,376 You liked that kid? 603 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:40,293 He was like my favorite kid. 604 00:34:40,376 --> 00:34:43,501 He referred to Pittsburgh as "off-off Broadway." 605 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,043 He was spunky. 606 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,543 I don't think we even got his contact info. So... 607 00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:52,543 Not true! His friend left this with me. Phone number's on the back. 608 00:34:56,543 --> 00:35:02,126 That is the worst haircut I've seen in 32 years of casting. 609 00:35:04,418 --> 00:35:06,334 Well, today could have been better. 610 00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:08,251 Today could have been worse. 611 00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:10,084 (PHONE VIBRATING) 612 00:35:13,168 --> 00:35:14,459 (PHONE CHIMES) 613 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,084 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON VOICEMAIL) 614 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,459 Driver, stop the bus! 615 00:35:30,543 --> 00:35:31,834 What are you doing? 616 00:35:31,918 --> 00:35:35,043 I got a callback. I have to be there in like 20 minutes. 617 00:35:35,126 --> 00:35:37,793 You got a... Wait, what? 618 00:35:38,251 --> 00:35:39,668 Hello? Someone getting off? 619 00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:42,376 This wasn't a part of the plan. 620 00:35:42,459 --> 00:35:44,626 But we do everything together! 621 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,376 Which is exactly my point! 622 00:35:46,584 --> 00:35:48,168 Tone. 623 00:35:50,334 --> 00:35:53,626 If I'm gone any longer, and my parents figure it out, 624 00:35:53,709 --> 00:35:55,793 they're going to ground me. For life! 625 00:35:55,876 --> 00:35:57,001 Are you... 626 00:35:57,084 --> 00:35:59,626 Libby, are you mad that I auditioned without you? 627 00:35:59,709 --> 00:36:01,334 No. I... 628 00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:03,793 Nate, I love the theater. 629 00:36:03,876 --> 00:36:06,918 But I don't really love being onstage. 630 00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:09,209 I'm still trying to find my thing. 631 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:14,293 And I kind of only do the school shows to be with... 632 00:36:15,626 --> 00:36:16,793 You know? 633 00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:21,043 With you. 634 00:36:25,084 --> 00:36:26,584 Make a decision, kids. 635 00:36:27,834 --> 00:36:31,168 Libby, you know how much you mean to me, 636 00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:34,751 but I'm not like that. 637 00:36:41,418 --> 00:36:43,418 Honey, let him go. 638 00:36:44,209 --> 00:36:46,501 I'll explain to you on the ride home. 639 00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:50,001 Are you stayin' on, or are you gettin' off? 640 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,043 I'm really sorry, Lib. 641 00:36:56,376 --> 00:36:57,501 No, I... 642 00:37:00,584 --> 00:37:02,251 I've been there, sweetheart. 643 00:37:02,334 --> 00:37:04,168 And I married the guy! 644 00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:27,834 The rabbit foot worked! 645 00:37:35,001 --> 00:37:37,334 ANTHONY: Nate! You still at Libby's? 646 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:39,376 I'm home! 647 00:37:40,209 --> 00:37:43,418 Hey, do we have any Ace bandages in dad's medicine cabinet? 648 00:37:45,251 --> 00:37:46,251 Yo! 649 00:37:47,084 --> 00:37:48,084 Nate! 650 00:37:59,168 --> 00:38:00,251 Ow! 651 00:38:06,959 --> 00:38:08,251 "Hanging with Lib. 652 00:38:08,334 --> 00:38:10,918 "Congrats on probably getting first place." 653 00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:12,834 First place. Yeah. 654 00:38:19,709 --> 00:38:22,418 -Dude. Party tonight. -Dude, 655 00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:25,251 -I can barely walk. -That's why we're coming to you. 656 00:38:25,584 --> 00:38:28,209 We want to cheer you up for biffing out there today. 657 00:38:28,293 --> 00:38:31,043 Aren't your parents away on their woo-woo retreat thing? 658 00:38:31,126 --> 00:38:32,834 -Dude, I don't know. -Dude... 659 00:38:32,918 --> 00:38:35,251 Can I come make your boo-boo better? 660 00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:39,168 Yeah, okay, it's on. 661 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:40,876 Yes. 662 00:38:42,209 --> 00:38:43,501 All right, later. 663 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,043 (PHONE CHIMES) 664 00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:10,709 Weird. 665 00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:13,459 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 666 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:17,959 NATE: (SINGING) Let the storm rage on! 667 00:39:18,043 --> 00:39:21,293 The cold never bothered me anyway 668 00:39:23,918 --> 00:39:27,459 I've never had a boy sing Let It Go, I'll give you that. 669 00:39:27,543 --> 00:39:28,959 Thank you so much. 670 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:31,626 Crazy question, Nate, 671 00:39:31,709 --> 00:39:34,459 but did you happen to bring a monologue with you today? 672 00:39:35,168 --> 00:39:38,126 -Monologue? -Yeah, like a short speech. 673 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,084 Emphasis on "short." 674 00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:43,793 Oh, no, I know what a monologue is. I just didn't... 675 00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:46,251 Okay, no problem. That's all we need. 676 00:39:46,334 --> 00:39:48,543 Wait. I have something. I do. 677 00:39:52,001 --> 00:39:55,126 "The night the lights went out in Georgia." 678 00:39:56,668 --> 00:40:00,001 Can't say I've heard of that one, but if you wanna give it a try... 679 00:40:00,084 --> 00:40:01,918 "You probably didn't know, Marjorie, 680 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:06,668 "that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history 681 00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:11,834 "to sweep every category except congeniality, 682 00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:15,793 "and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. 683 00:40:15,918 --> 00:40:16,959 (CHUCKLES) 684 00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:20,918 "Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, 685 00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:24,793 "five contestants quit on the spot. 686 00:40:24,876 --> 00:40:28,293 "Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth 687 00:40:28,376 --> 00:40:31,418 "to answer the question, 'What would you do to prevent war?' 688 00:40:31,501 --> 00:40:35,584 "she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, 689 00:40:35,668 --> 00:40:39,834 "battlefields, and diamond tiaras, grown men wept." 690 00:40:40,668 --> 00:40:42,001 Okay. 691 00:40:42,084 --> 00:40:44,251 "And you probably didn't know, 692 00:40:44,334 --> 00:40:49,251 "Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia. 693 00:40:49,334 --> 00:40:53,793 "She was the Miss Georgia. 694 00:40:53,876 --> 00:40:56,918 "She didn't just twirl a baton, 695 00:40:57,001 --> 00:40:58,918 "that baton was on fire! 696 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:04,459 "And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, 697 00:41:04,543 --> 00:41:08,376 "further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, 698 00:41:08,459 --> 00:41:14,043 "hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks. 699 00:41:15,584 --> 00:41:20,918 "And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, 700 00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:25,834 "my sister caught that baton 701 00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:29,959 "as 12,000 people jumped to their feet 702 00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:34,293 "for 16 and one-half minutes of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation 703 00:41:34,376 --> 00:41:38,793 "as flames illuminated her tear-stained face. 704 00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:40,793 -"And that..." -(GASPS) 705 00:41:41,918 --> 00:41:45,626 "Marjorie, just so you will know 706 00:41:45,709 --> 00:41:49,418 "and your children will someday know, 707 00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:53,584 "is the night the lights went out in Georgia!" 708 00:41:57,793 --> 00:41:59,126 And scene. 709 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:04,668 Sorry, my Southern accent was a little wobbly. Weird. 710 00:42:05,543 --> 00:42:06,751 Was that Edward Albee? 711 00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:09,084 Close. Designing Women. 712 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:13,626 Nate, are you local? 713 00:42:15,126 --> 00:42:17,959 Are you already spending the night in New York? I mean... 714 00:42:18,418 --> 00:42:19,668 Um... 715 00:42:19,751 --> 00:42:21,834 Look, can you be back tomorrow? 716 00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:24,626 I think the director should meet you. 717 00:42:27,459 --> 00:42:30,168 Can you run out and give his mother the info? 718 00:42:30,251 --> 00:42:31,418 You can just tell me. 719 00:42:31,834 --> 00:42:36,001 Mom's probably wandering the halls, or something, looking for celebrities. 720 00:42:36,084 --> 00:42:38,293 -You can remember all the details? -Of course. 721 00:42:39,084 --> 00:42:40,668 I have a pornographic memory. 722 00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:49,334 Tomorrow at the New Amsterdam Theatre on West 41st Street. 723 00:42:49,418 --> 00:42:52,876 Come to the stage door at 10:30 a.m. sharp, okay? 724 00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,043 That's where The Lion King opened. 725 00:42:55,959 --> 00:42:57,459 Is that a question? 726 00:42:57,543 --> 00:42:58,543 No. 727 00:42:59,418 --> 00:43:02,668 Sorry, do you mind if I exit out the window? 728 00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:06,626 The West Side Story balcony scene is on my bucket list. 729 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:09,543 We're on the fourth floor and there's no fire escape. 730 00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:11,959 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 731 00:43:15,834 --> 00:43:16,876 Mom! 732 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:18,543 Send in the next kid. 733 00:43:18,626 --> 00:43:20,251 -NATE: Where are you, Mom? -(SIGHS) 734 00:43:29,251 --> 00:43:31,168 Yes, yes, yes! 735 00:43:33,126 --> 00:43:34,834 (WHOOPING) 736 00:43:39,668 --> 00:43:40,668 Libby. 737 00:43:42,751 --> 00:43:46,626 "You'll never believe..." 738 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,168 I don't believe this. 739 00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:52,251 (DINGS) 740 00:44:10,876 --> 00:44:12,251 NATE: Hmm... (GASPS) 741 00:44:14,043 --> 00:44:15,376 Next in line! 742 00:44:20,543 --> 00:44:23,543 Would you like to make a donation to help children with leukemia? 743 00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:26,334 No, thank you. Would you like to make a donation to children 744 00:44:26,418 --> 00:44:29,501 who don't have a place to sleep tonight? 745 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:30,626 You're short. 746 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:34,251 -Excuse me? -You're a dollar short. 747 00:44:41,043 --> 00:44:44,501 Look, I really need to buy a phone charger. 748 00:44:44,834 --> 00:44:46,418 Next in line! 749 00:44:50,293 --> 00:44:54,126 I'm not the praying kind but I'm gonna pray for you, ma'am. 750 00:45:33,876 --> 00:45:35,418 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 751 00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:51,751 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 752 00:45:57,668 --> 00:45:59,668 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING ON BROADWAY) 753 00:45:59,751 --> 00:46:01,918 (SINGING) On Broadway 754 00:46:04,543 --> 00:46:08,959 They say there's always magic in the air 755 00:46:12,543 --> 00:46:15,334 But when you're walking down that street 756 00:46:16,084 --> 00:46:19,251 And you ain't had enough to eat 757 00:46:20,376 --> 00:46:25,209 One thin dime won't even shine your shoes 758 00:46:27,126 --> 00:46:30,126 Hey, now, keep up the good work, kid. 759 00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:35,959 You're sounding good. 760 00:46:46,459 --> 00:46:52,334 They say that I won't last too long on Broadway 761 00:46:54,334 --> 00:46:59,251 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 762 00:47:00,793 --> 00:47:05,084 Hey! But they dead wrong I know they are 763 00:47:05,626 --> 00:47:09,084 'Cause I can play this here guitar 764 00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:15,501 And I won't quit till I'm a star On Broadway 765 00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:17,334 Play it, fellas! 766 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,084 (BAND PLAYING INSTRUMENTAL) 767 00:47:30,126 --> 00:47:34,793 On Broadway! 768 00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:40,293 On Broadway! 769 00:47:43,459 --> 00:47:44,668 Hey! 770 00:47:45,084 --> 00:47:46,876 (CROWD CHEERING) 771 00:47:58,126 --> 00:47:59,543 I'm happy to take requests. 772 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:01,959 Do you know anything from Fiddler on the Roof? 773 00:48:02,168 --> 00:48:03,376 Do I? 774 00:48:05,126 --> 00:48:06,543 Mazel tov! 775 00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:08,084 (CROWD CHEERING) 776 00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:12,209 Next in line! 777 00:48:13,168 --> 00:48:14,251 Hello. 778 00:48:16,168 --> 00:48:18,376 Funds have been raised. 779 00:48:18,668 --> 00:48:22,126 I will be paying for this, with quarters and dimes. 780 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:32,709 I will also be purchasing this coat. 781 00:48:34,626 --> 00:48:36,501 -Get away from her. -No. 782 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:37,959 What did you say? 783 00:48:38,584 --> 00:48:40,918 O'hana means "family." 784 00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:46,418 -"Family" means nobody... -Nobody gets left behind. 785 00:48:56,709 --> 00:48:58,751 (PHONE RINGING) 786 00:49:07,043 --> 00:49:08,876 -Hi. -Hi! 787 00:49:08,959 --> 00:49:10,959 -Hi. -Hi. 788 00:49:13,334 --> 00:49:16,918 -So, about what went down on the bus... -(CARS HONKING AND BRAKES SCREECHING) 789 00:49:17,001 --> 00:49:18,459 What is all that noise? 790 00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:21,251 Where in the name of Stephen Joshua Sondheim are you? 791 00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:22,959 New York City. 792 00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:26,751 Still. Libby, I got a final callback, 793 00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:29,584 for tomorrow, and it's at the New Amsterdam Theatre. 794 00:49:29,668 --> 00:49:31,834 But that's only if I don't get killed first. 795 00:49:31,918 --> 00:49:34,334 I called Aunt Heidi, it went right to voicemail 796 00:49:34,418 --> 00:49:36,126 and I don't know where she lives, 797 00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:39,209 and I have no idea where I'm going to sleep tonight. 798 00:49:39,293 --> 00:49:41,751 Nate, Nate, stop spinning. 799 00:49:42,251 --> 00:49:45,834 Your aunt's probably still at the museum doing that bar mitzvah thing. 800 00:49:45,918 --> 00:49:47,751 Just find her there. 801 00:49:51,084 --> 00:49:52,959 Okay, see... 802 00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:57,876 This is why I love you. 803 00:49:59,918 --> 00:50:04,834 I really do. And just, look, you've had my back from day one, 804 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:08,084 and even if you don't like being on stage, Lib, 805 00:50:08,459 --> 00:50:10,459 you're still a star. 806 00:50:10,543 --> 00:50:11,584 (CHUCKLES) 807 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:13,834 I still need you. 808 00:50:14,501 --> 00:50:18,501 And when you find the thing that you love, I'll be cheering for you. 809 00:50:19,959 --> 00:50:21,418 (PHONE BEEPS) 810 00:50:27,251 --> 00:50:32,334 Lib, you're being really quiet. Are we still best friends? 811 00:50:33,376 --> 00:50:34,459 (PHONE BEEPS) 812 00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:37,251 (NATE SIGHS) 813 00:50:39,959 --> 00:50:43,043 Excuse me, would you gentlemen happen to know 814 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:45,543 how to get to the Natural History Museum? 815 00:50:46,876 --> 00:50:50,626 -The dinosaurs. -Yeah, the cute little dinos... 816 00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:03,793 (CLEARS THROAT) 817 00:51:06,459 --> 00:51:09,126 Welcome to the museum. Are you here for the bar... 818 00:51:09,209 --> 00:51:12,584 Mitzvah. Yes, I would never miss a museum bar mitzvah. 819 00:51:13,459 --> 00:51:15,543 Terrific. Name? 820 00:51:18,293 --> 00:51:21,209 How about this? This is going to be fun. 821 00:51:21,293 --> 00:51:26,501 You read out who hasn't checked in yet. And I'll tell you which one I am. 822 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,293 Mmm. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 823 00:51:30,793 --> 00:51:33,293 You look a little under-dressed for a party. 824 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,001 (CLICKS TONGUE) 825 00:51:38,084 --> 00:51:39,168 Ba-ba-bup. 826 00:51:40,126 --> 00:51:42,501 Shall I escort you to the exit? Or would you... 827 00:51:42,584 --> 00:51:43,793 (PHONE RINGING) 828 00:51:45,084 --> 00:51:47,251 Hi, I was calling to know if you guys open today... 829 00:51:47,334 --> 00:51:49,668 As I said 20 minutes ago, we are closed... 830 00:51:49,751 --> 00:51:52,168 Who knew 13 year-olds could eat so much in one night? 831 00:51:52,251 --> 00:51:54,834 I don't even like steak tartare and I'm 25. 832 00:51:55,418 --> 00:51:57,668 Oh, crap! I forgot the asparagus. 833 00:51:57,751 --> 00:52:00,168 -Keep it parked. I'll go get 'em. -Okay. 834 00:52:02,084 --> 00:52:03,209 (EXCLAIMS) 835 00:52:12,334 --> 00:52:14,001 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING FROM OTHER ROOM) 836 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:18,918 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 837 00:52:19,001 --> 00:52:20,626 HEIDI: What a night! 838 00:52:20,709 --> 00:52:23,209 You never realize how much you dislike 13 year-olds 839 00:52:23,293 --> 00:52:25,459 till you work a party for them, huh, Heidi? 840 00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,834 Aw, they're not all so bad. 841 00:52:27,959 --> 00:52:32,668 I wish, I wish I were as unjaded as my hilariously bold nephew. 842 00:52:32,751 --> 00:52:35,126 MAN: Is this the kid you were talking about in the kitchen? 843 00:52:35,209 --> 00:52:36,959 -Yeah. -Way you were going on about him, 844 00:52:37,043 --> 00:52:41,126 -I thought he was your son. -Ha! Yeah, I should be so lucky. 845 00:52:41,793 --> 00:52:46,418 No. Okay. I spent 15 minutes with the kid today, 846 00:52:46,501 --> 00:52:51,918 and he is around 100 times funnier and quicker than I am. 847 00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:57,084 He's if, like, Nathan Lane and the Tasmanian Devil had a baby. 848 00:52:57,209 --> 00:52:58,834 (ALL LAUGHING) 849 00:52:58,959 --> 00:53:00,126 You gettin' off? 850 00:53:00,209 --> 00:53:03,043 Yeah, I got to get the cake out of the kitchen. 851 00:53:12,251 --> 00:53:14,168 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 852 00:53:18,126 --> 00:53:22,251 Um, pardon me. Hello. I'm lost and I need to get to the kitchen. 853 00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:24,376 -Do I know you? -Huh? 854 00:53:24,459 --> 00:53:25,751 What's your name? 855 00:53:25,834 --> 00:53:28,459 -Huh? -I said, what's your name? 856 00:53:29,584 --> 00:53:31,668 It's just a lot of pressure, you know, 857 00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:34,084 and it's like I'm never allowed to screw up. 858 00:53:34,168 --> 00:53:36,876 I'm never allowed to lose or anything. 859 00:53:36,959 --> 00:53:40,751 It's like I'm my parents' only hope at a future, if that makes any sense? 860 00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:44,168 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Yeah, that's cool. Should we kiss, or? 861 00:53:46,584 --> 00:53:49,084 Anthony, my stepsister just sent me this TikTok... 862 00:53:49,168 --> 00:53:52,751 I'm kinda in the middle of something. Don't need to see memes right now. 863 00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:55,043 Look, this is in New York. 864 00:53:57,043 --> 00:54:02,084 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 865 00:54:02,918 --> 00:54:04,751 Oh, my gosh! 866 00:54:04,834 --> 00:54:07,459 But they're dead wrong I know they are 867 00:54:10,126 --> 00:54:12,001 (ALL CLAMORING) 868 00:54:20,876 --> 00:54:22,834 Are we cousins? 869 00:54:23,626 --> 00:54:24,793 Sure! 870 00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:35,626 Okay, kids! We're about to do the candle-lighting ceremony. 871 00:54:37,376 --> 00:54:38,584 L'chaim? 872 00:54:45,459 --> 00:54:47,043 Well, well, well. 873 00:54:47,209 --> 00:54:50,501 (SIGHS) Do you want to tell me why my idiot little brother 874 00:54:50,584 --> 00:54:51,959 is in New York City, 875 00:54:52,043 --> 00:54:53,876 going viral on TikTok? 876 00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:55,209 Well? 877 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:59,584 Do I want to tell you, or do I have to tell you? 878 00:54:59,751 --> 00:55:00,959 Libby. 879 00:55:05,418 --> 00:55:07,376 (PHONE RINGING) 880 00:55:07,459 --> 00:55:11,043 Why is my aunt calling you? 881 00:55:11,126 --> 00:55:14,543 She thinks I'm your mom. It's kind of a long story. 882 00:55:15,001 --> 00:55:16,751 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 883 00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:23,334 Get out your umbrellas. We're expecting spring showers all day tomorrow 884 00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:24,793 in Northern West Virginia. 885 00:55:24,876 --> 00:55:29,084 Of course. It figures. Rain on our last day of vacation. 886 00:55:30,126 --> 00:55:33,459 Anthony isn't responding to any of my texts about the meet. 887 00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:37,001 Do you think the boys miss us? 888 00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:40,709 "Us?" Greatest parents in the world. Come on. 889 00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:45,626 I just don't want Nate and Anthony to grow apart like me and Heidi. 890 00:55:45,709 --> 00:55:48,793 You know, I still regret not going to her opening night thing. 891 00:55:50,334 --> 00:55:53,251 Well, have you thought about calling her lately, babe? 892 00:55:53,334 --> 00:55:55,084 I don't even know if she'd pick up. 893 00:55:55,626 --> 00:55:58,876 And the crazy thing is, I'm kind of jealous of her. 894 00:55:58,959 --> 00:56:01,251 You? Come on. Really? 895 00:56:01,334 --> 00:56:03,834 She had a dream. I never had a dream. 896 00:56:03,918 --> 00:56:05,084 This isn't your dream? 897 00:56:06,418 --> 00:56:07,501 Babe. 898 00:56:09,543 --> 00:56:13,459 A kid from Pennsylvania wowed a crowd tonight in Times Square. 899 00:56:13,543 --> 00:56:16,168 You think I should call her? 900 00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,584 Be the bigger person? 901 00:56:18,668 --> 00:56:19,751 Probably. 902 00:56:20,209 --> 00:56:22,793 And believe me, you don't want to miss this kid. 903 00:56:22,876 --> 00:56:23,918 Watch this video... 904 00:56:24,793 --> 00:56:28,709 But right now, we should celebrate our anniversary. 905 00:56:29,418 --> 00:56:31,418 (LAUGHS) Tricep. 906 00:56:35,126 --> 00:56:38,334 You made me drop the cake, okay? That pays the rent. 907 00:56:39,459 --> 00:56:40,876 I'm not talking to you. 908 00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:42,959 Oh, okay, sorry. 909 00:56:43,209 --> 00:56:47,418 Yeah, I am putting you on the first bus out because, you know, 910 00:56:47,501 --> 00:56:49,418 it's the right thing to do. 911 00:56:49,501 --> 00:56:50,709 That's all. 912 00:56:52,793 --> 00:56:55,793 Lilo & Stitch will still be running in a year, okay? 913 00:56:55,876 --> 00:56:59,876 If your mom decides you can audition, then you can audition. 914 00:57:20,418 --> 00:57:21,918 What's this? 915 00:57:22,001 --> 00:57:23,626 Your last five birthday cards. 916 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,709 You remembered my birthday? 917 00:57:27,793 --> 00:57:29,418 Yeah, every year. 918 00:57:31,459 --> 00:57:33,834 I didn't know if you'd want to hear from me. 919 00:57:34,834 --> 00:57:40,251 But, no matter what, we're family. So... 920 00:57:43,876 --> 00:57:47,293 But you yelled at me in front of all those bar mitzvah kids, 921 00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:50,168 and made me feel like I was back in middle school. 922 00:57:52,376 --> 00:57:57,459 I'm the only boy in seventh grade who knows every lyric to Corner of the Sky. 923 00:57:57,918 --> 00:57:59,543 There's no justice. 924 00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:05,751 Well, "Everything has its season, everything has its time..." 925 00:58:07,168 --> 00:58:13,084 I guarantee you are not the only boy who knows every lyric to Pippin. 926 00:58:14,126 --> 00:58:17,126 Some just aren't comfortable yet letting everyone know it. 927 00:58:21,084 --> 00:58:23,751 You're not going to cry, are you? 928 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,584 No, no. 929 00:58:26,293 --> 00:58:31,043 I just... You know, you just... You remind me of, like, me. 930 00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:32,501 Really? 931 00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:35,459 That's a compliment? You think that's a compliment? 932 00:58:35,584 --> 00:58:36,626 That's amazing. 933 00:58:36,709 --> 00:58:38,251 Of course, it's a compliment. 934 00:58:38,334 --> 00:58:41,043 You're literally all I want to be when I grow up. 935 00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:44,834 Three weeks on Broadway, an apartment in New York. 936 00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:46,126 Queens, but... 937 00:58:46,209 --> 00:58:48,418 Queens is still New York. 938 00:58:48,543 --> 00:58:50,459 And you're still my hero. 939 00:58:56,418 --> 00:58:57,918 (CHUCKLES) Aw... 940 00:59:04,626 --> 00:59:07,543 You know what? You're going to that callback tomorrow. 941 00:59:08,168 --> 00:59:10,418 I mean, your mom knows you're here, right? 942 00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:12,501 -Are you being serious? -Yes. 943 00:59:12,584 --> 00:59:15,876 But you have to stop shouting 'cause you have to save your voice. 944 00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:17,918 (WHISPERS) Do you have any audition tips? 945 00:59:21,376 --> 00:59:25,168 Okay, yeah, you know, so I'm not the best singer, 946 00:59:25,334 --> 00:59:29,084 but there was this trick I used to use for musicals, okay? 947 00:59:29,668 --> 00:59:32,918 You hold the sheet music, right? Like, you know, 948 00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:35,293 you haven't really fully memorized the song. 949 00:59:35,418 --> 00:59:40,376 And then halfway through, just casually, let it drop to the floor like, 950 00:59:40,584 --> 00:59:43,543 "Wait! Not only do I know this song, 951 00:59:43,626 --> 00:59:46,293 "I'm going to blow you away in the final verse." 952 00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:49,084 It's surprisingly effective. 953 00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:51,709 -That's amazing. -Yeah. 954 00:59:52,584 --> 00:59:55,459 And find your light. 955 00:59:55,918 --> 00:59:58,084 Everybody forgets that. 956 00:59:58,293 --> 01:00:02,001 But how are they gonna remember you if they can't see you? 957 01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:04,751 Yeah. 958 01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:07,668 Yeah. Find your light. 959 01:00:07,751 --> 01:00:08,876 NATE: Okay. 960 01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:17,709 I looked up to her, you know? Your mom. I really did. 961 01:00:19,918 --> 01:00:21,626 She got the one thing 962 01:00:24,168 --> 01:00:25,584 I couldn't get. 963 01:00:27,793 --> 01:00:29,376 An amazing kid. 964 01:00:40,834 --> 01:00:42,001 (SOFTLY) I love you! 965 01:01:05,209 --> 01:01:09,209 Well, the callback was a disaster and you blew it big time, kid. 966 01:01:09,293 --> 01:01:11,334 Back to Pittsburgh for you! 967 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,126 Can I borrow some money for the bus? 968 01:01:13,209 --> 01:01:15,834 Try hitchhiking. It'll build your character. 969 01:01:19,751 --> 01:01:21,293 (BUZZING) 970 01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:22,543 ANTHONY: Nate! 971 01:01:23,543 --> 01:01:25,709 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 972 01:01:25,793 --> 01:01:27,501 -ANTHONY: Nathan! -Crap! 973 01:01:29,584 --> 01:01:32,084 ANTHONY: Where is he? LIBBY: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! 974 01:01:32,168 --> 01:01:33,209 Around the corner. 975 01:01:33,334 --> 01:01:34,834 How are you here right now? 976 01:01:34,918 --> 01:01:36,168 (CLEARS THROAT) 977 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:37,626 Hi, Anthony. 978 01:01:38,501 --> 01:01:40,709 Like a giant. He's like a giant. 979 01:01:40,793 --> 01:01:43,709 Hi, Aunt Heidi. Long time no everything, I guess. 980 01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:45,959 Don't "Hi, Anthony" me, Nate. 981 01:01:46,834 --> 01:01:48,668 Okay. Bye, Anthony. 982 01:01:48,751 --> 01:01:51,084 And I can live with Heidi in New York. Perfect. 983 01:01:51,168 --> 01:01:53,293 Yeah, like Mom would ever let that happen. 984 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:56,626 So, what, then? Are they waiting downstairs for me with handcuffs? 985 01:01:56,709 --> 01:01:59,626 They don't even know we're here. Get in my truck right now. 986 01:01:59,709 --> 01:02:01,876 -What? What? -You didn't tell on me? 987 01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:04,918 No. I'm the one who's supposed to be watching you, remember? 988 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,834 Get downstairs right now! 989 01:02:07,376 --> 01:02:12,209 Okay. Please, just let me stay for two more hours, so I can go to my callback. 990 01:02:17,209 --> 01:02:19,918 I know I embarrass you, Anthony. 991 01:02:20,501 --> 01:02:21,834 Every day. 992 01:02:22,584 --> 01:02:26,209 And I know that you hate being my brother, 993 01:02:26,293 --> 01:02:30,501 just please, let me have this one thing. 994 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:38,251 I've been trying to explain how big a Broadway callback is for seven hours, 995 01:02:38,334 --> 01:02:40,418 so, good luck. 996 01:02:41,126 --> 01:02:44,459 But, just for the record, you may have run away, 997 01:02:44,584 --> 01:02:47,543 but Anthony apparently threw quite a party. 998 01:02:47,626 --> 01:02:49,918 Which I'm sure your parents wouldn't be happy about. 999 01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:51,751 So, you have some leverage here. 1000 01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:54,543 Ooh, you're good. You should be an agent someday. 1001 01:02:54,626 --> 01:02:55,876 Want to be my agent? 1002 01:02:56,834 --> 01:02:58,543 Is that a real job? 1003 01:02:58,668 --> 01:03:01,293 That's the best job, okay? 1004 01:03:01,376 --> 01:03:03,793 You collect ten percent of an actor's salary 1005 01:03:04,001 --> 01:03:06,834 by making phone calls and going to three lunches a day. 1006 01:03:06,918 --> 01:03:10,001 And you don't have to humiliate yourself in an audition. 1007 01:03:10,709 --> 01:03:13,626 And you get to see what makes people amazing 1008 01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:15,876 before they even know about it themselves. 1009 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,251 That's what an agent does, too. 1010 01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:20,001 Good lord! I'm gonna wring you... 1011 01:03:20,084 --> 01:03:21,209 Why are you limping? 1012 01:03:21,334 --> 01:03:22,876 Quit changing the subject. 1013 01:03:23,043 --> 01:03:25,626 Let me just say that for your little brother 1014 01:03:25,709 --> 01:03:28,584 to have even gotten a callback is kind of remarkable. 1015 01:03:28,668 --> 01:03:32,459 And it says big things about Nate's talent, Anthony. 1016 01:03:32,584 --> 01:03:35,834 It just... It's two hours, two hours. 1017 01:03:38,459 --> 01:03:40,001 Oh, no! 1018 01:03:40,126 --> 01:03:41,376 My favorite vase. 1019 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:42,501 Nate! 1020 01:03:48,501 --> 01:03:49,709 Oh, no! 1021 01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:56,459 Natey! Stop! 1022 01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,168 He's always wanted to escape out a window. 1023 01:04:03,084 --> 01:04:04,959 Gosh, he is a great client. 1024 01:04:14,209 --> 01:04:15,668 ANTHONY: When I catch this punk... 1025 01:04:29,418 --> 01:04:31,793 I know you not about to hop over that turnstile. 1026 01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:36,376 Thank goodness! A subway person. I'm experiencing an emergency. 1027 01:04:36,709 --> 01:04:38,959 "An emergency?" Really? 1028 01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:44,084 I need to get to Manhattan. It's a matter of life, death, and dreams. 1029 01:04:44,168 --> 01:04:48,668 Hold up. Wait a minute. Are you... Yo, Keith, come here! 1030 01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,043 Quick! 1031 01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:52,834 Don't he look like that kid that went viral on TikTok? 1032 01:04:52,918 --> 01:04:54,084 I did? 1033 01:04:55,209 --> 01:04:57,543 Yes! That's me! I'm the kid! 1034 01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,668 Can I get a selfie for my niece? 1035 01:05:01,751 --> 01:05:03,751 Can I get a free ride on the subway? 1036 01:05:09,334 --> 01:05:10,793 Let's go! Let's go! 1037 01:05:11,668 --> 01:05:13,668 Ooh, he took my trench coat. 1038 01:05:15,084 --> 01:05:17,751 -Oh. Yeah. Where is my... -Keys? 1039 01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:22,709 Yeah. Okay. So, we're going to just find him at the audition studio, 1040 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:25,084 and it's going to be okay. 1041 01:05:25,168 --> 01:05:27,251 -Okay. Yeah. -Let's go. 1042 01:05:27,334 --> 01:05:30,584 When this is over, I want to know how much you pay for this place. 1043 01:05:30,668 --> 01:05:32,209 Okay. You'd be surprised. 1044 01:05:34,418 --> 01:05:36,793 Excuse me, do you know the stop for Broadway? 1045 01:05:37,043 --> 01:05:40,251 Which Broadway? There is a lot of Broadways. 1046 01:05:40,334 --> 01:05:43,334 You know, like, the Broadway. 1047 01:05:43,459 --> 01:05:46,501 (SINGING) They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway 1048 01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,418 That's the TikTok kid! 1049 01:05:49,209 --> 01:05:50,251 (ALL CLAMORING) 1050 01:05:58,043 --> 01:06:00,959 HEIDI: As long as he's alive, everything will be okay. 1051 01:06:01,126 --> 01:06:02,668 So I can kill him. 1052 01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:04,209 Over his agent's dead body. 1053 01:06:04,334 --> 01:06:06,459 All right, nobody's murdering anyone! 1054 01:06:06,543 --> 01:06:07,584 You started it. 1055 01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:10,209 All right, be respectful. This is an audition place. 1056 01:06:39,709 --> 01:06:40,751 Okay. 1057 01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:44,084 Lilo & Stitch. It was a cartoon. 1058 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,251 Can you just please check the schedule again? 1059 01:06:47,334 --> 01:06:48,918 There's no way he made this up. 1060 01:06:49,001 --> 01:06:50,793 A hundred percent kidnapped. 1061 01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:52,209 Don't... Stop saying that! 1062 01:06:52,293 --> 01:06:56,126 There's no Lilo & Stitch on the schedule today. Promise. 1063 01:06:56,209 --> 01:06:58,918 You haven't seen anyone this morning who looks like me? 1064 01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:01,709 Just like, little shorter, kind of gawky? 1065 01:07:01,793 --> 01:07:06,376 He's not gawky, he is incredibly castable and very cuddly. 1066 01:07:06,459 --> 01:07:08,334 No matter who he chooses to love. 1067 01:07:08,459 --> 01:07:10,209 Okay, okay. Yeah. 1068 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:11,959 Anyway... 1069 01:07:12,043 --> 01:07:13,668 -Ma'am! -I just want... 1070 01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:14,793 (PHONE CHIMES) 1071 01:07:14,876 --> 01:07:19,376 Wait, "Ma'am?" "Ma'am?" I'm ma'am to you? We could have gone to college together. 1072 01:07:19,459 --> 01:07:21,918 -Hold on. -My... Okay. 1073 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:25,376 You knew the callback wasn't here, didn't you? 1074 01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:27,376 -(SCOFFS) Aunt Heidi. -What? 1075 01:07:27,459 --> 01:07:29,876 He's at some place called the Amsterdam Theatre. 1076 01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:33,709 New Amsterdam, Anthony. "New." Words matter. 1077 01:07:45,668 --> 01:07:48,293 -You! -Me. Hello. 1078 01:07:49,418 --> 01:07:52,251 This is the Lilo & Stitch final callback, right? 1079 01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:53,959 I hope so. 1080 01:07:54,043 --> 01:07:57,043 Then why did you come dressed as Éponine from Les Miz? 1081 01:08:00,001 --> 01:08:01,459 Good luck! 1082 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:06,918 Okay. Let's cast a musical. 1083 01:08:07,043 --> 01:08:08,959 (ALL CHEERING) 1084 01:08:10,751 --> 01:08:12,084 Not much time. 1085 01:08:12,293 --> 01:08:13,626 Right up the stairs. 1086 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:16,001 Hello, twins. How are you? 1087 01:08:16,251 --> 01:08:19,293 Keep it moving. Up, up, up, up. 1088 01:08:19,376 --> 01:08:21,126 Thank you. Thank you. 1089 01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:23,626 Don't worry, I'm losing the coat. 1090 01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:25,459 Go! 1091 01:08:30,876 --> 01:08:32,626 HEIDI: Come on. 1092 01:08:33,751 --> 01:08:36,251 I feel like Elisabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting 1093 01:08:36,334 --> 01:08:39,043 when the kid she's watching gets stabbed in the foot. 1094 01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:43,001 What... Okay, I'm 100. Hi, I'm 100 years old. 1095 01:08:43,293 --> 01:08:44,293 Heidi? 1096 01:08:45,126 --> 01:08:48,084 Oh, my gosh! Don't look at me. I'm a mess. 1097 01:08:48,168 --> 01:08:49,918 You disappeared yesterday. 1098 01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:52,459 -(ELEVATOR DINGS) -I hate when good people disappear. 1099 01:08:52,959 --> 01:08:55,918 A Solitary Woman is a major play, Heidi. 1100 01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:58,418 -Yeah. -It's been a bear to cast. 1101 01:08:58,501 --> 01:09:00,543 I'm sorry. Family emergency. 1102 01:09:01,126 --> 01:09:03,293 Look, I just got a last minute no-show 1103 01:09:03,709 --> 01:09:08,209 and the director hasn't liked anybody this week. Can I slot you in? 1104 01:09:08,293 --> 01:09:11,251 Is this an out-of-town job, or straight to Broadway? 1105 01:09:11,334 --> 01:09:15,418 All right, that's a really good question, actually. 1106 01:09:15,501 --> 01:09:17,626 Straight to Broadway, baby. 1107 01:09:17,709 --> 01:09:20,834 -You're doing this audition. -Meet us at the Amsterdam Theatre! 1108 01:09:20,918 --> 01:09:25,501 Anthony, it's not a famously liberal city in Europe. It's a Broadway theater. 1109 01:09:29,459 --> 01:09:32,293 -Okay, thanks. No, yeah. -Thank you. 1110 01:09:33,126 --> 01:09:34,334 Okay. 1111 01:09:34,459 --> 01:09:37,751 (ALL DOING VOCAL EXERCISES) 1112 01:09:40,459 --> 01:09:41,459 Thank you. 1113 01:09:42,084 --> 01:09:43,293 Thank you. 1114 01:09:45,793 --> 01:09:48,959 CASTING DIRECTOR: She's not available. We'll check on her availability. 1115 01:09:49,751 --> 01:09:51,876 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate. 1116 01:09:53,001 --> 01:09:56,001 Okay. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 1117 01:10:11,418 --> 01:10:14,251 I barely had any time to memorize these sides, so... 1118 01:10:14,334 --> 01:10:16,626 That's not important. Just do your best. 1119 01:10:16,876 --> 01:10:19,543 Start with Stitch's entrance in the first scene. 1120 01:10:23,459 --> 01:10:25,251 "How do you plead?" 1121 01:10:25,543 --> 01:10:28,626 "Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical 1122 01:10:28,709 --> 01:10:31,543 "and completely within legal boundaries." 1123 01:10:32,001 --> 01:10:35,709 Nate, if you actually want to start over, and just read Stitch's line... 1124 01:10:35,793 --> 01:10:37,751 No worries, I got this! 1125 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:41,126 "We believe you actually created something." 1126 01:10:41,251 --> 01:10:46,709 "Created something? But that would be irresponsible and unethical." 1127 01:10:47,126 --> 01:10:49,793 And then it says Stitch turns around in the glass jar. 1128 01:10:50,043 --> 01:10:51,876 (SNARLS) 1129 01:10:51,959 --> 01:10:53,209 (ALL GASP) 1130 01:10:57,251 --> 01:10:59,709 "What is that monstrosity?" 1131 01:11:03,126 --> 01:11:04,918 -Told you. -"'Monstrosity'? 1132 01:11:05,001 --> 01:11:08,209 "What you see before you is the first of a new species. 1133 01:11:08,293 --> 01:11:09,793 "I call it Experiment 626." 1134 01:11:09,876 --> 01:11:11,834 That's what you get from Pittsburgh. 1135 01:11:11,918 --> 01:11:15,751 And then Jumba sings the song 626 is Not Just a Number. 1136 01:11:17,501 --> 01:11:21,918 And which is actually getting rewritten as we sit here. Thank you. 1137 01:11:22,001 --> 01:11:24,376 Oh, I'm sorry. Should I not have... 1138 01:11:24,793 --> 01:11:26,709 No, no, you were... 1139 01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:29,584 That was fine, Nate. 1140 01:11:32,668 --> 01:11:36,626 Oh, hi. Were you there the whole time? 1141 01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:38,126 The whole time. 1142 01:11:40,793 --> 01:11:44,334 Nate, Hi. I'm the director. 1143 01:11:44,418 --> 01:11:46,334 Have you learnt the song? 1144 01:11:46,418 --> 01:11:50,084 I mean, with the other kids, sure. 1145 01:11:50,168 --> 01:11:53,584 Listen, when you get to the part in the duet where Lilo chimes in, 1146 01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:55,418 let that music play in the background. 1147 01:11:58,293 --> 01:12:00,084 (KIDS LAUGHING) 1148 01:12:00,293 --> 01:12:04,584 Just sing Stitch's lyrics, I mean. You only have to play Stitch today. 1149 01:12:06,251 --> 01:12:08,876 Oh, my gosh! I'm such an idiot! 1150 01:12:16,001 --> 01:12:17,584 (LAUGHS) 1151 01:12:21,418 --> 01:12:22,959 (LAUGHS MANICALLY) 1152 01:12:25,668 --> 01:12:27,293 Okay, what's so funny? 1153 01:12:29,959 --> 01:12:32,209 How amazing is this kid? 1154 01:12:32,293 --> 01:12:34,709 On Broadway 1155 01:12:34,793 --> 01:12:36,084 Play it, fellas! 1156 01:12:38,459 --> 01:12:39,459 Yeah. 1157 01:12:47,959 --> 01:12:49,084 (SCOFFS) 1158 01:12:50,084 --> 01:12:53,459 On Broadway! 1159 01:12:54,001 --> 01:12:59,459 On Broadway! 1160 01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:02,584 Let's go! Let's go! 1161 01:13:07,501 --> 01:13:11,793 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate. 1162 01:13:13,918 --> 01:13:17,876 You know you're the only kid here who didn't show up with a parent today, right? 1163 01:13:17,959 --> 01:13:19,376 (ALL LAUGHING) 1164 01:13:19,459 --> 01:13:20,959 Good luck! 1165 01:13:21,043 --> 01:13:22,251 CASTING DIRECTOR: Hello? 1166 01:13:24,418 --> 01:13:25,543 Nate? 1167 01:13:37,293 --> 01:13:40,209 Okay. Do you have any questions before you sing? 1168 01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:42,668 Just one. 1169 01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:48,418 In the movie, Stitch can't really speak sentences, 1170 01:13:48,709 --> 01:13:51,209 so, how does he sing lyrics in the musical? 1171 01:13:51,918 --> 01:13:54,168 (KIDS SNICKERING) 1172 01:13:54,251 --> 01:13:55,793 Because, you know, 1173 01:13:55,876 --> 01:13:59,376 musicals allow us to say things we can't actually say in real life. 1174 01:14:13,626 --> 01:14:15,084 (NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND PLAYING) 1175 01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:35,001 I'll admit I don't know much about this life 1176 01:14:35,126 --> 01:14:39,959 I've spent a long time On the outside looking in 1177 01:14:40,251 --> 01:14:45,084 Never feeling accepted Thinking that's just the way it was 1178 01:14:46,501 --> 01:14:50,584 But something happened Somehow life brought you to me 1179 01:14:50,793 --> 01:14:55,334 And I think that's when I realized I belonged 1180 01:14:55,418 --> 01:15:01,126 My family's been here all along And boy, it's good to have a friend so... 1181 01:15:02,501 --> 01:15:06,501 Maybe I don't always need to Feel so small 1182 01:15:08,459 --> 01:15:12,959 Maybe this planet ain't so bad after all 1183 01:15:13,709 --> 01:15:15,376 (OFF-KEY) From here on out... 1184 01:15:15,668 --> 01:15:18,959 Thanks, Nate. I think we're good. 1185 01:15:33,543 --> 01:15:35,043 You don't embarrass me! 1186 01:15:40,251 --> 01:15:41,376 I promise. 1187 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:44,876 You don't embarrass me, Nate. 1188 01:16:04,751 --> 01:16:10,168 So from here on out I'll never let you down 1189 01:16:10,251 --> 01:16:13,168 I won't be perfect all the time 1190 01:16:13,251 --> 01:16:15,918 But I'm always gonna try, yeah 1191 01:16:16,168 --> 01:16:20,251 I don't care where I'll always be right there 1192 01:16:20,418 --> 01:16:23,293 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1193 01:16:23,376 --> 01:16:27,876 And family means no one gets left behind 1194 01:16:30,834 --> 01:16:35,584 You bet I'll try To bring you all the sunny days 1195 01:16:35,709 --> 01:16:39,834 And if you cry I'll be there all the same 1196 01:16:39,918 --> 01:16:42,459 So bring the thunder, bring the rain 1197 01:16:42,543 --> 01:16:45,209 'Cause you know 1198 01:16:45,376 --> 01:16:49,459 From here on out I'll never let you down 1199 01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:52,168 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1200 01:16:52,584 --> 01:16:56,834 And family means no one gets left behind 1201 01:16:57,251 --> 01:16:59,293 Yeah, oh 1202 01:16:59,459 --> 01:17:02,501 Left behind, yeah 1203 01:17:02,584 --> 01:17:04,418 Oh! 1204 01:17:04,501 --> 01:17:08,209 From here on out I'll never let you down 1205 01:17:08,668 --> 01:17:11,001 Can't claim I'll do everything right 1206 01:17:11,084 --> 01:17:12,084 Find your light. 1207 01:17:12,168 --> 01:17:13,668 But I'll love you all my life 1208 01:17:13,751 --> 01:17:18,209 Yeah, I don't care where I'll always be right there 1209 01:17:18,293 --> 01:17:21,084 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1210 01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:25,876 And family means no one gets left behind 1211 01:17:26,084 --> 01:17:28,126 Yeah, oh 1212 01:17:28,209 --> 01:17:30,668 Left behind 1213 01:17:31,209 --> 01:17:35,126 'Cause family means No one gets left behind 1214 01:17:35,709 --> 01:17:36,793 Yeah 1215 01:17:37,793 --> 01:17:41,418 Left behind, yeah 1216 01:17:44,668 --> 01:17:47,668 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1217 01:17:48,959 --> 01:17:54,043 And family means no one gets left behind 1218 01:17:57,751 --> 01:18:00,543 -(CLAPPING) -You don't do that, it's inappropriate. 1219 01:18:06,293 --> 01:18:09,126 Okay, Nate, I think that's all we're gonna need. 1220 01:18:16,543 --> 01:18:17,918 (APPLAUDING SOFTLY) 1221 01:18:18,001 --> 01:18:19,126 Good luck! 1222 01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:22,084 KID 1: Good job! KID 2: He was really good! 1223 01:18:24,584 --> 01:18:25,793 Hi. 1224 01:18:31,251 --> 01:18:34,918 I didn't know you could, like, do all that. 1225 01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:37,126 You don't let me sing in the house. 1226 01:18:37,459 --> 01:18:40,459 Wow, your comebacks have gotten sharper in New York. 1227 01:18:40,543 --> 01:18:42,376 -Really? -What? They have. 1228 01:18:42,459 --> 01:18:44,793 I dropped the sheet music like you told me to. 1229 01:18:45,418 --> 01:18:46,626 I saw. 1230 01:18:46,751 --> 01:18:50,126 Yeah, I actually had... I had just left my own audition, 1231 01:18:50,209 --> 01:18:51,376 and let me just say, 1232 01:18:51,459 --> 01:18:53,334 -you should be giving me tips. -(PHONE CHIMES) 1233 01:18:53,418 --> 01:18:55,459 My mom just sent me an all-caps text saying, 1234 01:18:55,543 --> 01:18:57,501 "Why aren't you at your dad's? I'm worried." 1235 01:18:57,584 --> 01:19:00,084 Perfect timing. I'm double parked. Let's go. 1236 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:02,168 Oh, Nate. Here. 1237 01:19:04,001 --> 01:19:05,418 It's a gift. 1238 01:19:05,501 --> 01:19:08,293 I picked it up on my way at some like, 1239 01:19:08,376 --> 01:19:11,334 dumb tourist trap in Times Square. So... 1240 01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:13,876 Anthony, someone's putting a ticket on your truck. 1241 01:19:14,043 --> 01:19:15,834 Go now. You go now. 1242 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:17,959 My bad, officer! 1243 01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:21,584 I got you a gift, too. 1244 01:19:21,876 --> 01:19:23,334 I hope it's your size. 1245 01:19:23,918 --> 01:19:26,376 Great. Oh, I'm gonna miss this. 1246 01:19:28,584 --> 01:19:29,584 Well... 1247 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:32,918 You should go, Natey. 1248 01:19:35,459 --> 01:19:37,459 I hope I don't see you at Christmas this year. 1249 01:19:37,543 --> 01:19:39,043 Jeez, Nate. That was harsh. 1250 01:19:39,126 --> 01:19:42,959 Because I hope you get the part in the play and you're too busy to come home. 1251 01:19:43,584 --> 01:19:45,959 I skipped out on that audition, sweetie. 1252 01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:52,043 I just wanted to be here with you. And I'm so glad that I was. 1253 01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:54,168 Not to alarm anyone, 1254 01:19:54,251 --> 01:19:56,793 but your mom is on the phone with your brother now, 1255 01:19:56,876 --> 01:19:58,543 and they are leaving the resort, 1256 01:19:58,626 --> 01:20:02,209 and Anthony said a lot of words that I can't really say in front of an adult, 1257 01:20:02,293 --> 01:20:05,793 but I believe he'd bleeping like you to get in the bleeping truck, now. 1258 01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:09,709 So, basically, if you two are going to cry, cry bleeping quick. 1259 01:20:13,584 --> 01:20:15,584 Thanks for the audition tips. 1260 01:20:18,543 --> 01:20:20,959 Nate, can you just tell your mom... 1261 01:20:23,918 --> 01:20:28,376 I don't even remember why we're fighting and I miss her. 1262 01:20:30,168 --> 01:20:32,459 Okay. Okay, I will. 1263 01:20:33,126 --> 01:20:34,334 And I'm sorry. 1264 01:20:39,959 --> 01:20:41,668 I really meant it last night. 1265 01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:46,501 You're my hero. 1266 01:20:51,334 --> 01:20:52,418 Cool. 1267 01:21:01,251 --> 01:21:04,084 -I call DJ. -No show tunes or I drive off the highway. 1268 01:21:04,168 --> 01:21:06,959 LIBBY: You really have learned nothing today, have you? 1269 01:21:07,043 --> 01:21:08,626 Uh, baby steps. 1270 01:21:23,168 --> 01:21:25,043 (MOUTHING) I love you. 1271 01:21:39,376 --> 01:21:41,376 SHERRIE: Well, I'm very proud of the boys. 1272 01:21:41,876 --> 01:21:43,043 What happened? 1273 01:21:43,126 --> 01:21:46,543 Anthony said Nate couldn't come to the phone because, 1274 01:21:46,834 --> 01:21:48,959 you're not going to believe this, 1275 01:21:49,084 --> 01:21:50,793 Nate is teaching him how to sing. 1276 01:21:51,793 --> 01:21:54,418 -That's kinda nice. Yeah? -Yeah. 1277 01:21:54,501 --> 01:21:57,918 As long as it's not Wicked. I can't. I really can't. 1278 01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,751 (SINGING) So if you care to find me 1279 01:22:03,959 --> 01:22:06,709 Look to the western sky! 1280 01:22:07,001 --> 01:22:09,543 As someone told me lately 1281 01:22:09,834 --> 01:22:14,043 Everyone deserves the chance to fly! 1282 01:22:24,251 --> 01:22:25,876 Thanks for making me run away. 1283 01:22:25,959 --> 01:22:27,043 Seriously. 1284 01:22:28,793 --> 01:22:32,959 It was, you know, very agent-like of you. 1285 01:22:35,543 --> 01:22:37,376 I think I found my thing. 1286 01:22:45,543 --> 01:22:49,626 -Love you like a sister! -Love you like a sister, too! 1287 01:22:49,918 --> 01:22:51,459 ANTHONY: Later, Libby. 1288 01:23:04,418 --> 01:23:05,876 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 1289 01:23:13,584 --> 01:23:17,126 Hey, Lib. It's been a week and no news. 1290 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:20,001 Why aren't you in study hall? I'm spiraling. 1291 01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:22,376 Okay, love you, bye. 1292 01:23:26,834 --> 01:23:28,501 (SNIFFS) 1293 01:23:28,584 --> 01:23:30,251 Loser. 1294 01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:34,168 BOY: (SINGING) I've gotta be where my spirit can run free 1295 01:23:34,501 --> 01:23:39,126 Gotta find my corner of the sky 1296 01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:40,751 (TOILET FLUSHES) 1297 01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:50,334 -If you tell anyone... -(PA CHIMES) 1298 01:23:50,501 --> 01:23:53,168 MAN ON PA: Nate Foster to the principal's office. 1299 01:23:53,251 --> 01:23:55,793 Nate Foster to the principal's office. 1300 01:23:57,959 --> 01:23:59,709 Your secret is safe with me. 1301 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:09,834 Nate Foster to the principal's office. 1302 01:24:09,918 --> 01:24:11,626 Whatever I did, I didn't do it. 1303 01:24:15,334 --> 01:24:16,543 What's going on? 1304 01:24:18,209 --> 01:24:22,751 Nate, did you take a trip to New York without telling us? 1305 01:24:23,168 --> 01:24:25,626 The subway lady said I could hop over the turnstile. 1306 01:24:25,709 --> 01:24:27,459 No, Nate. It's not that. 1307 01:24:28,459 --> 01:24:32,376 Anthony shouldn't get in trouble. He actually kind of saved me. 1308 01:24:32,459 --> 01:24:33,584 Nate. 1309 01:24:33,876 --> 01:24:38,251 And Libby shouldn't be grounded. If anyone should, it's me. 1310 01:24:38,918 --> 01:24:41,501 I'm not. And you're not. 1311 01:24:41,584 --> 01:24:43,584 Natey, honey. We got a call. 1312 01:24:45,293 --> 01:24:48,126 The initial offer is low but workable. 1313 01:24:51,418 --> 01:24:53,876 Wait. Wait. 1314 01:24:57,543 --> 01:24:58,709 -You mean... -(#GOAWF PLAYING) 1315 01:24:58,793 --> 01:25:01,251 Just getting started We about to go up 1316 01:25:01,626 --> 01:25:04,001 Calling all boss chicks around the world 1317 01:25:04,418 --> 01:25:06,626 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 1318 01:25:07,209 --> 01:25:10,168 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls 1319 01:25:10,251 --> 01:25:12,626 We on! We on! We on! 1320 01:25:13,168 --> 01:25:15,834 We on! We on! We on! 1321 01:25:15,918 --> 01:25:18,126 We on! We on! We on! 1322 01:25:18,251 --> 01:25:21,959 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 1323 01:25:23,459 --> 01:25:24,543 Yeah! 1324 01:25:25,376 --> 01:25:27,668 Before I met Libby, I had no friends. 1325 01:25:27,751 --> 01:25:29,459 But now, I have friend. 1326 01:25:29,543 --> 01:25:32,543 And because of her, I will be performing the role of Stitch 1327 01:25:32,668 --> 01:25:34,293 at two matinees per week, 1328 01:25:34,376 --> 01:25:36,626 and sometimes more often if the star is sick. 1329 01:25:36,751 --> 01:25:38,876 I'm about to go awf 1330 01:25:40,501 --> 01:25:43,251 We started from the bottom Now we're rising to the top 1331 01:25:43,459 --> 01:25:45,876 And now you've got her going And she's never gonna stop! 1332 01:25:46,001 --> 01:25:48,751 It pays to have a beastie That goes this hard! 1333 01:25:48,834 --> 01:25:50,751 If you want receipts Here's my business card! 1334 01:25:50,876 --> 01:25:53,126 Dear pearls 1335 01:25:53,209 --> 01:25:55,543 Get out of your shells It's your world 1336 01:25:55,626 --> 01:26:00,043 We've got to cheer each other on! 1337 01:26:00,126 --> 01:26:02,501 Until Queendom come! 1338 01:26:03,418 --> 01:26:06,126 We on! We on! We on! 1339 01:26:06,251 --> 01:26:08,626 We on! We on! We on! 1340 01:26:08,959 --> 01:26:10,876 We on! We on! We on! 1341 01:26:11,126 --> 01:26:13,876 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf... 1342 01:26:13,959 --> 01:26:16,043 Before Nate came back into my life, 1343 01:26:16,126 --> 01:26:20,376 I was a cater waiter with a rent-controlled apartment, but now... 1344 01:26:21,584 --> 01:26:23,834 I'm A Solitary Woman, 1345 01:26:24,084 --> 01:26:25,793 with a rent-controlled apartment. 1346 01:26:25,876 --> 01:26:30,043 And an amazing family. And agent. 1347 01:26:30,793 --> 01:26:33,459 Just getting started We about to go up 1348 01:26:33,543 --> 01:26:36,543 Calling all boss chicks around the world 1349 01:26:36,626 --> 01:26:38,834 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 1350 01:26:38,918 --> 01:26:42,168 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls 1351 01:26:42,251 --> 01:26:45,084 We on! We on! We on! 1352 01:26:45,168 --> 01:26:47,876 We on! We on! We on! 1353 01:26:48,043 --> 01:26:50,043 We on! We on! We on! 1354 01:26:50,168 --> 01:26:54,043 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 1355 01:26:55,334 --> 01:26:56,376 Yep! 1356 01:26:57,459 --> 01:26:59,959 I'm about to go awf 1357 01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:01,834 -(HORN HONKS) -Yep! 1358 01:27:03,626 --> 01:27:06,334 ANTHONY: For the longest time, I always thought of Libby 1359 01:27:06,459 --> 01:27:10,293 as my little brother's loud, intelligent friend. 1360 01:27:10,376 --> 01:27:14,209 But now, I pledge that if I ever decide to go pro one day, 1361 01:27:14,293 --> 01:27:17,501 I will hire Libby as my sports agent. 1362 01:27:18,209 --> 01:27:19,209 Is that good? 1363 01:27:19,293 --> 01:27:22,751 Let's just say there's a reason Nate's the actor of the family. 1364 01:27:22,876 --> 01:27:24,209 Could I try another take? 1365 01:27:24,418 --> 01:27:26,251 Hold on, you need lip gloss. 1366 01:27:26,459 --> 01:27:27,959 -I'm a star maker -Yeah 1367 01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:29,293 A mover and shaker 1368 01:27:29,376 --> 01:27:31,834 -Only thirteen -But bringing home the vegan bacon 1369 01:27:31,918 --> 01:27:34,834 The hustle's a la carte, And I don't sell dreams 1370 01:27:34,918 --> 01:27:37,459 But if I'm representing, It'll be a small fee 1371 01:27:37,543 --> 01:27:39,126 Dear pearls 1372 01:27:39,251 --> 01:27:41,584 Get out of your shells It's your world 1373 01:27:41,668 --> 01:27:43,376 We've got to cheer each other on! 1374 01:27:43,459 --> 01:27:44,501 I love you! 1375 01:27:44,584 --> 01:27:46,418 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1376 01:27:46,501 --> 01:27:48,459 Until Queendom come! 1377 01:27:49,168 --> 01:27:51,418 Just getting started We about to go up 1378 01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:53,459 That's my brother! 1379 01:27:54,543 --> 01:27:57,126 Just getting started We about to go up 1380 01:27:57,334 --> 01:28:00,043 Just getting started We about to go up! 1381 01:28:00,584 --> 01:28:03,168 We on! We on! We on! 1382 01:28:03,293 --> 01:28:05,459 We on! We on! We on! 1383 01:28:06,168 --> 01:28:08,293 We on! We on! We on! 1384 01:28:08,376 --> 01:28:11,626 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 1385 01:28:11,834 --> 01:28:13,876 I put me on I put me on 1386 01:28:13,959 --> 01:28:17,418 I put me, put me, put me, put me I'm about to go awf 1387 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:19,543 I put me on I put me on 1388 01:28:19,626 --> 01:28:22,376 I put me, I put me, I put me, I put me I'm about to go 1389 01:28:22,459 --> 01:28:25,251 Just getting started We about to go up 1390 01:28:25,334 --> 01:28:28,043 Calling all boss chicks around the world 1391 01:28:28,126 --> 01:28:30,626 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 1392 01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:33,918 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls