Previously on "Below Deck Down Under..."
The CEO is back, Chief Entertainment Officer.
Ooh, ooh! Ah, ah!
[shouting]
Culver, Culver, you beautiful Greek god you.
You'’re not hungry?
No, I get seasick.
Hook down. Hold on, hold on.
Whoa, watch your head.
That sh-- does not happen,
it'’s not supposed to happen.
Safety is getting thrown out the window.
People----ing get fired for this sh--.
All the safety issues, leave that there
and get the work done.
As soon as he'’s good at being a deckie,
I'’ll start listening to him about the safety concerns.
- There'’s still space here. - Let'’s just leave the red out.
As you want.
If I were chief stew,
my standards would be a bit higher.
There'’s no way I would have
ever called out one of my chief stews.
Luke is my boss, and we both fancy Margot.
It'’s a sh-- sandwich.
I don'’t want to be dating anymore, having boyfriends,
My next one'’s going to be my husband.
[Margot screams]
Of course, I'’m going to feel a little bit like,
what the hell?
Ah!
What?
Margot!
No! I'’m so happy!
Alright, sweet.
Luke'’s out of the picture because he'’s with Laura.
So now there'’s no competition. Now I can free reign.
Try and spend some time with Margot.
It gives me a bit of confidence, maybe.
Cheffy, you got it!
On my knees again!
Perfect.
I need to figure out how I approach this situation.
Me, too.
I know.
Pass me the headband. I'’ll wear it.
Honestly, I want it to start fresh right now.
- Yeah, but how? - I don'’t really care.
Oh, God, this is nice out here again.
She'’s so good at cooking.
I'’ll be the stay-at-home dad.
I run the minivan.
Oh, and you took so long to get ready.
I'’m sorry you're put in that situation.
What?
Because I want to have fun with you as much
as I want to have fun with everyone.
I know, and I love Harry, but I feel like...
Like, when we, like, sat down for dinner,
like, everything, I feel like I'’m just always with him.
And I love him, but I don'’t want to always be stuck with him.
We did it!
That'’s for you to voice your opinion
in whatever way that you want to do.
- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
Not anyone else, okay?
Where'’s Margot?
I don'’t know.
I feel like I haven'’t been enough forward with Margot.
So Harry likes Margot,
who I think might like Harry,
but also likes Luke.
And Laura likes Adam, but also wants Luke.
And Luke wants Margot,
but I think is open to really anything.
It'’s a love...
Pentagon.
I know.
I have to go in this one.
Is Margot into Luke or into me?
She'’s definitely not into Luke,
and she'’s not with Luke right now.
Ooh!
I don'’t know where she is.
I'’m worried. I'’m not trying...
I'’m just trying to... Yeah.
I just don'’t want to hook up with her at the club.
I don'’t know what's happening.
I thought that you and Laura were just making out.
Oh my God! Am I getting in the middle of something?
Oh my God!
No!
Shoot! Get out of here, pook!
You player!
You little...
You know what? No. No. No. No!
All right. Let'’s go!
Yay!
That'’s shorty! Back to the boat!
Let'’s go, baby!
Come on, bring them up!
[shouting]
Can you please help me?
Oh [bleep].
Oh, God!
Yes!
Let'’s go!
- Let'’s party! - Let'’s party!
ing send it!
No, no one'’s going to let me out.
[laughs]
I'’ll let myself out. No worries, you lads.
Yeah.
All right.
Rosé?
- Yeah? - Rosé!
Oh, poopy is here!
Go get warm.
Yeah.
Move over. Let me sit down, please.
No, wait. I need to give this to Laura.
Give this to Laura.
Laura?
Should I leave?
No. I'’m trying to come. I'’m trying to get ready.
- Let'’s go. - Me, too.
Margot, I'’ve been chosen. Go away.
Let'’s go.
[laughing]
Culver. Oh my God.
You look so sunburned.
Yeah, I'’m a little sunburned, Keem.
You look fried.
Yeah, a little bit today.
- How'’s the chef? - Oh, she'’s good.
She crushes it.
The chef? Oh, here she comes right here.
This mum?
Yeah, this is mom.
This is the chef, mom.
This is Chef Keem.
He said your food is fabulous.
That'’s always important to him.
It is. It'’s very important.
Why don'’t you explain your son to me before I fall in love?
- Okay. - Here we go.
- Bye, Culver, I love you. - All right, Keem. Love you.
[laughing]
Jesus Christ.
Let'’s get in.
Oi, let'’s get in.
Yay!
Whoa, you'’re amazing! Let me pour you a beer.
Wine, whatever it is.
I feel like we need to play a game.
I feel like "Truth or Dare" or something.
All right, I'’m going to start, okay?
Culver. Truth or dare.
Luke.
I didn'’t dare for that.
I did.
I'’m coming, I got it.
- Thank you. - I really want to play.
You might as well just say, come on, Luke.
I need to look for your dick.
Do you guys know, "Never Have I Ever?"
Never have I ever. Let'’s go.
No, it is your phone.
Good for you.
It'’s annoying. I just feel like an idiot.
They'’re both too much.
I can'’t keep up.
Coming up...
Cheffy, we'’ve got dietary restrictions.
No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.
Wow.
Oh, you don'’t?
She doesn'’t eat red meat.
And she wants...
A taco like the other girl.
How can I just pull that out my arse?
[bleep]
All right. Never have I ever.
Three fingers up if you'’re on.
The point is you say something that you haven'’t done.
Please, I need to have my phone.
I saw it before, trust me.
If you do, I'’m going to----ing love you.
It could be, never have I ever been to Phuket.
Okay.
Never have I ever been to Cambodia.
What the [bleep]?
Should we just chat?
- All right. - Yeah.
Is it this one?
- Not stupid. - Huh?
Get in the shower with me.
Where'’s Laura?
They'’ve been gone for quite a long time.
Right?
Oh...
I hate shower sex.
You can'’t get that proper friction going. You know?
Why bother?
No, no, no.
I think there'’s like a spark there.
Yeah.
I need to get some pants, eh?
Yeah.
Have a good night.
- Good night. - Sleep well, honey bunny.
Good night, cheffy.
Are you having a giant bowl of ramen?
Is that what'’s happening?
Oh, you don'’t know.
Come and sit here.
Luke? Luke?
Luke.
[snoring]
It was just a hookup. Now you want to stay over.
[bleep]
Eh? Eh?
Obviously.
- You going to bed? - Yeah, I guess so.
See you in the morning.
[laughing]
12:30.
Bed at one?
Mm-hmm.
That means more.
Do you?
Because you'’ve got someone right now, Luke...
Or you'’ve got someone that'’s like...
Okay, so we both have a crush on each other.
Looks like we do.
Okay, are you going to bed?
Yeah.
Good night.
- Good night. - Good night.
So cute.
Oh, my God. This is such a mess.
Luke has kissed Margot,
but it'’s not a relationship yet, so there'’s no rules.
And I'’m Taurus.
If I want something...
[laughing]
Groggy. Very, very groggy.
Good morning. Are these clean?
I don'’t know. I don'’t know.
Aesha, Aesha, can you come to the bridge please?
Hey, baby.
Honey, how are you?
- Left eye. - Left eye.
Good morning.
How are you?
I'’m sorry, I'm really sweaty. I'’m really sweaty.
No, I saw you, I just need you to give a hug.
Did you not? Oh, you'’re right.
I just gave you a little hug.
That'’s right, you didn'’t give me a hug.
- Were you sad? - I cried.
I thought it was a dream.
I woke up thinking, did I actually kiss her or not?
Oh, I can give it to you?
Where are you going to put it?
I don'’t know, over here.
Should I put it somewhere else?
I don'’t know.
Now I'’m thinking about it too much.
All right, we'’re just going to put it over here.
Yeah.
Yes, there you go.
We'’re getting good at this.
How did we end up in the shower last night?
I----ing did not.
You pulled the phone trick on me.
- You'’re like, I lost my phone. - Did I?
You had it planned. You got me.
- You got me good. - All right.
All right, let'’s go.
Do you remember where my hat ended up last night?
This one, look.
Oh, no, this one.
Funny in these photos.
You looked like Culver'’s girlfriend.
From the dress-up party.
Hey, don'’t go, don't go.
No.
How did I get myself into this situation?
This is bad. It'’s too much.
Okay, but I'’m not your boyfriend.
Coming up...
I can squeeze some more juice.
I'’m just using the juice in the bottle.
Chug this sh--.
Sometimes, even when Laura'’s kind of right,
I just want to tell her no
because she'’s so - ing annoying.
You can do whatever you want, but I'’m going to do that.
Okay.
Dude, these things are horrible.
Positive, positive, positive.
ing asinine dog sh--, bro.
[laughing]
Where'’s Laura at?
I'’m dusty.
Laura, Laura, can you meet me in the upper pantry?
How----ing hard is it to start work on time?
Been----ing with the one for like an hour.
[laughing]
That'’s the hardest one.
What have you, so what have you gotten done?
What does there and there mean?
Just so I know what you'’re talking about.
Um...
Let'’s rock and roll.
Do you want to do the day heads first then and then the laundry?
- Yeah. - Cool.
It'’s like a little mini kitchen. So cute.
God, that'’s annoying.
What?
What is that?
Ginger, want to try?
Yeah.
- Feel that. - It just came in two.
Feel that zang.
With Laura, I'’m starting to see
the stage five clinger coming through.
But now, Margot might be done with me.
So now I have to redeem myself with Margot.
- What'’s cracking? - Oh, not much.
What a disaster.
But some people thrive in disasters.
Teak'’s----ing filthy, eh?
The K2R didn'’t get rinsed off yesterday properly
from whoever decided to rinse it yesterday.
Sh--.
That would have been Adam'’s job.
- Clean this teak? - Yeah.
You do that and I'’ll do this.
I'’m going to... Go, take a minute.
[bleep] It'’s so annoying.
He thinks he'’s too qualified to clean up and mop up.
I'’m not going to throw my mates under the bus,
but at the same time it'’s a bit unfair for the rest of the crew.
[bleep]
ing annoying.
Tzarina, Aesha and Luke meet in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting.
Copy.
Deck team, we need to have a scrub around
that main deck teak.
Do you guys want to set everything up for a wash?
Copy that.
- Hey. - Hello.
Hey.
Charter three.
Who have we got?
René and Sandra.
Oh, partners in crime.
- Is it René or Rene? - Could be René.
- I don'’t know. - Never know.
I think we'’re just going off the tangent a bit here.
[laughing]
Okay, René is the owner and CEO of
a rapid growing solar company.
They want to celebrate with their
high-rolling friends and employees.
Look at these likes and dislikes.
Surf and turf. Lamb lollipops.
Japanese sushi.
Wow.
Cuban themed cuisine. Are you good at Cuban?
- I'’ve never done it. - Oh.
I'’m sure you'll be great.
Sweet. Let'’s try it.
Cheffy, we'’ve got dietary restrictions.
Karina. No red meat.
Teresa. No pork. And dislikes red meat.
Janae. Dislikes wheat, dairy, red meat.
No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.
- Wow. - What are you thinking?
Ready to go?
This charter, we have this one guest
and she'’s quite limited with her dietary requirements.
As much as I love getting sparkly gifts from Jason,
I don'’t want the helmet this charter.
- Cheffy. - Oh.
- Wow. - Well done.
You did a great job.
But you need to get out of your own head a little bit.
So I'’m going to have to get a little bit creative
and come up with a plan to work around these restrictions.
We'’d love to snorkel and see turtles.
Weather is an issue.
Those two days are just torrential rain.
So let'’s start thinking about
what can we do to entertain them in this rain.
I think it'’s going to be fun.
All right. Thank you very much.
Thank you, Captain.
Do you know how to use this stuff?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Do you use it on commercial?
[bleep] no.
We had little bad things and we put just in there.
Oh, such a good job. Thank you, guys.
Damn it.
You don'’t need that much, hey?
You don'’t need that much?
It says apply for three to four seconds.
I just look for all the little oily spots
and I just give it like two little squirts.
I'’m trying to tell you that, yeah.
- Hey? - Nothing.
Where are you at now?
I just finished the bathroom.
Yeah.
Wine is good for you.
They ask me why my skin is so good.
I say I just drink wine.
Yeah.
It'’s crazy because I already K2Red all these spots.
Did you?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
We'’ve been running around like zombies, haven'’t we?
You can say that.
Especially some people have been having
later nights than others.
I think I was in bed early, wasn'’t I?
Yeah, but you were with someone else.
We know there'’s not much sleeping going on
when that happens.
Were you?
You hear everything on a ship.
Oi, oi, oi.
Last night was one of those,
I'’m damned if I do, damned if I don'’t situations.
- I see, you were into it. - No, I didn'’t.
- Didn'’t you? - No.
I think you'’re overthinking things.
What the [bleep]?
Just them talking about it? It'’s not cool.
Now she'’s angry at me.
But the thing is you always think
you'’re being secret, but everyone knows.
Sorry, doll.
I don'’t even get the...
It'’s the little signs.
- What have I done? - You were good reading them.
It'’s a little bit of a - ing weird situation
because there'’s been a lot of everything going on.
Like the other night, Margot and I kissed.
I don'’t want to lead on the wrong on both parties.
I'’m not getting involved in all of that.
You guys are all in the same cabin, okay?
- What'’s wrong? - You are weird.
- She'’s upset. - Yeah.
Okay. It'’s all right.
Let'’s make it complicated. That'’s how he likes it.
- I'’m out. - Good.
Bye.
Looking good.
So much better.
Deck team, deck team.
Can you meet me in the toy store?
Yes, copy that.
All right.
Well, this is Charter three,
and I thought the first two were good,
but we can improve.
There'’s a bit of an issue last charter
with not rinsing of the main deck teak.
Oh, there'’s glass.
Oh, he'’s cut himself.
If you'’re standing there staring at something,
then pick it up on any other side.
Yeah, for sure.
You just think about it like in a guest priority standpoint.
- Exactly. - All right.
So just to run through it,
we'’re going to swap you guys now.
Culver, you'’ve got enough experience.
You stay on yours.
You do the anchor watch from 12 to 4.
Adam. You'’re going to do the 6 til 10 in the morning
and I'’ll do the 7 to 11.
Okay.
I can openly leave Harry up to any job.
I don'’t have that same trust for Adam.
The consistency is not there with him.
There'’s no consistency at all.
So I want to be able to leave him to do a job,
but I can'’t. I have to keep an eye on him.
It sucks.
- All right, boys. - Let'’s go.
Did you have vacuum clean here?
- No, but I can. - Yeah.
I will.
Um...
- Yeah? - Okay.
Am I the only one?
No. Just making sure.
Oh.
I hate that.
Okay.
So basically, because they said they like Asian-Japanese,
I'’m doing Japanese lunch.
So yeah, do some sushi rolls.
- Yeah. - So sashimi, ginger and soy.
I'’m going to do some teriyaki eggplant.
Yum.
Sushi is basically the perfect dish
because it'’s not going to aggravate any Janae'’s allergies
and I can put everything on the table so it'’s shareable.
So today'’s lunch, is just going to hit everyone perfectly.
Are you happy with that? Do you think it'’s sounds nice?
- I think it sounds great. Yeah. - Okay.
Pretty good standards. Ready for guest.
[thunder]
It'’s going to start raining, mate.
This weather.
[sighs]
All crew, all crew, please get dressed now.
Guests will be here between 11 and 11:30.
Can you kill this fly?
Kill that fly?
You can'’t kill flies, they'’re too quick.
You can kill mosquitoes, but not flies.
Kill the fly, please.
All right. I have one bar.
- Full bars. - Must be nice.
Should I take my radio or keep putting it charged?
No, let it charge.
Stick close to someone that has one.
- It'’s going to be you. - Yay!
Laura, Laura, can you do the champagne?
All crew on the aft deck. All crew on the aft deck.
What'’s in here?
Damn. They'’re starting strong.
I know. I like it.
Incoming.
Hello. Good morning.
Luke will take you. I'’m Jason.
Pleased to meet you.
- Hi, Jason. - I'’m Luke.
- Luke, nice to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you.
- Oh, my God. - I'’m Aesha. What's your name?
- Janae. - Come on through.
I'’m Margot.
- Hey, how are you? - Good.
I'’m Luke. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Hi, there. How are you?
- Lovely to meet you. - I'’m Aesha.
- What'’s your name? - René.
René. Lovely to meet you.
Come on through. Sorry about this rain.
Welcome to Australia.
Hello, everybody. Welcome aboard.
I can'’t apologize for the weather
because it'’s not my doing.
But we'’ll do our best to have a hell of a lot of fun on here.
We'’ll have a great time.
We'’re here to [bleep] sh-- up.
Yeah!
All right, and I'’ll give you guys a tour when you'’re ready.
- Yeah, let'’s do it. - Yeah!
The main deck aft and the bar area.
This is the main area that you guys tend to hang out.
And I need a drink. I need a real drink.
Deck team, get a hand on the starboard side dock.
We'’ve got bags to come on board.
This is the primary suite.
Yeah.
These bags are open, so rush those on.
Where'’d you guys come from today?
- California. - Work together.
Oh, yeah. What do you guys do?
- We sell solar. - Oh, lovely.
Yeah. Love it.
Luke, Luke, on your command.
Copy that, we'’re all prepped down aft.
- Ready to drop lines. - You'’re good.
Start pulling, start pulling, start pulling.
Captain, that'’s all lines on board.
These guys are fun!
Yeah?
Yeah, I really like them.
[laughing]
Do you want one, too?
Let'’s----ing go!
Within the first five minutes,
we'’re talking about cheeks clapping.
[laughing]
Aesha, if we'’re getting a little out of line, just tell us.
Honestly, the more----ed up you get, the better.
Because then it'’s entertaining for me.
Yeah.
How we feeling?
Getting seasick.
I just got to get out of here for like five minutes, okay?
All right, man. I'’ve got you.
Thanks.
I'’m just using the juice in the bottle.
Can I get you guys anything else?
Honestly.
Did I buy store-bought lime juice? Yes.
That'’s so that I can deliver four margaritas
without having to squeeze 50----ing limes.
Sorry. Speed is a part of good service.
- Now try that. - Yeah.
I mean, I'’m telling you, like,
I know that that'’s a little bit better, but when they'’re
mixing it in cocktails, it'’s just, it saves so much time.
Sometimes even when Laura'’s kind of right,
I just want to tell her no because she'’s
so----ing annoying.
You can do whatever you want, but I'’m going to do that.
Okay.
This is some proper wind.
Okay, let it out. Drop, drop, drop.
Copy, dropping anchor.
Two and a half right now.
Lock it off.
Anchor winch secured.
Oh we got soaked.
Are you guys ready for lunch?
Dang, it'’s raining hard.
- Okay, where are we going? - We'’re going downstairs.
- Cheffy. - Hello, honey.
What are you making, some sushi?
Nice.
You need anything?
Do you want to do some washing up?
I got you.
It'’s been a long time since my last relationship.
Usually I'’ll get like a summer fling.
It'’s more light-hearted and right now, that'’s what I want.
So I'’m hoping there'’s no mixed signals,
but who really knows?
Hey, chef. Would it be cool if I stop bringing stuff up?
Perfect.
- Spicy tuna. - Dragon roll.
Dragon roll.
And some vegetarian.
Can you pass that over here?
That meat'’s fire.
Oh, fried rice. Props to the chef.
I mean, the food is good.
Yeah, that one'’s so good.
Can I get you guys anything else?
Is everything yummy?
Everything'’s delicious.
Yay!
[cheering]
For you, my man, with your diving experience.
Can you go through all the fins?
Yeah.
You need anything right now?
Chef, the guests are so stoked with that.
Maybe stacking everything we don'’t need so much in a bit.
Go change, guys.
All right. Hook down.
Down.
Yeah, bro. Done. Nice.
This is bullsh--.
Last charter wasn'’t the smoothest for me,
but you don'’t have to baby me.
You know what I mean?
It'’s like the sh--tiest thing ever.
You'’re like trying to work hard,
and I'’m over here doing bullsh--.
Okay, bro.
They said it'’s going to rain today, apparently.
Really?
Now I'’ll hold you there.
What is this?
Let'’s jump in the water, let'’s go!
These are my kind of guests.
I'’m glad we got off the marina. I'’m glad we're out here.
I don'’t care if it's raining. I don'’t care if it's windy.
They'’re in the water. They'’re enjoying it.
Tick.
Let'’s get this show on the road.
All right, guys. Harry'’s going to get out the masks.
- We'’re good to go? - Whoa!
Snorkeling never gets boring, even if it'’s pissing down.
Actually, it'’s better because the fish come out to eat,
so you can see everything in the one spot.
Yeah?
This is what life'’s about.
You know what? I'’m just going to run you.
Oops. Stop. Cancel.
It'’s so quiet. It feels weird.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Tender inbound with guests.
ETA five minutes.
Copy that.
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Hi!
You guys ready to keep drinking?
Woo!
- Ah! - Whoa!
That was magic out there, actually.
I'’m going to change.
Girls, you can go get into your blacks.
Laura, start doing your black and gold stuff.
Did you see helium coming at provisions?
Helium for, like, balloons?
- Yeah. - Come here.
Wow.
They'’re not going to float.
You want to just run back and forth?
I take this one and I go...
I wasn'’t, like, a hundred percent down
for what happened the other night.
I didn'’t expect to get taken out of the----ing hot tub
and taken down to my room either.
There was definitely other things going on.
It was the last thing on my mind.
[blows raspberry]
A hundred percent [bleep]boy.
I don'’t have a crush on Luke anymore.
Definitely not my type, I think.
It was just she was coming off too strong.
- Do you know that? - Okay, what did I miss?
- Tell me. - Nothing.
Talking about you.
You need to start cracking other eggs.
What?
See how your tally goes. See how far you get around.
What?
If he doesn'’t want all this, then it'’s his fault.
So big and juicy.
I love this sh--.
Harry, Harry.
If you'’re free, mate, do you mind meeting me in the bridge?
I'’m going to run you through a quick anchor watch.
Inbound.
I don'’t get called to the bridge very often.
What have I done wrong?
Nothing wrong, bro.
- This is the night order book. - Yep.
Just have a walk around the boat,
the main deck teak and the table,
rinse it, give it a light scrub.
- Can you do that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this looks so good.
The chargers makes all the difference.
It'’s done.
A really classy happy birthday.
- You see how that'’s up and down? - Yeah.
That'’s how you know it's closed.
Okay, I woke up at 6:30
and Laura comes out of Luke'’s room.
- Did you know that? - Yeah.
No, it'’s okay because I have Harry.
I love him.
We made out last night. I didn'’t tell you.
Did you?
It felt really nice.
So now I'’m like, I think I like him, but I'’m not sure.
But you know, like, we were talking about how,
like, we could never imagine him boning him.
I still feel that way.
Until the sprinklers turn on.
Yeah.
Ready to go.
Are you blowing this sh-- up?
Yeah, I just used the opportunity
to spend time with you. I just said yes.
I'’m not even on the night shift no more.
- It'’s good, no? - Nah, I like staying up late.
- With me, really? - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Adam. - Yeah.
Do you think it was trashy of me kissing Luke
after I couldn'’t get with you?
- Nah. Do what you want. - You think bad of me?
Nah.
So that didn'’t change your thinking about me?
Nah, man. Like, I told everybody though.
Like, I just want to be friends with everyone.
- I rather just say, yeah. - We are friends.
I don'’t kiss my friends.
Really?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Why are you asking me 21 questions?
When I see Adam being a dick, it made me kind of... ooh!
- I'’m trying to talk to you. - What is this, a test?
He'’s so hard to read.
You'’re really going to be a tough cookie.
What, do you think I'’m going to be easy?
Nah, I'’m a player.
I like that outfit. So swaggy.
Where'’d my drink go?
What'’s her name, Janae?
Because I feel like her meal'’s really plain.
Yeah.
Janae. Dislikes.
Wheat, dairy, red meat.
No dairy, no wheat, no red meat.
When you have a guest of this many dietary requirements,
you have to specialize them.
For my starter, I'’m doing jalapeno poppers
and the lamb lollipops for everyone.
And for Janae, tuna tartar on a gluten-free tostada.
For the main course, surf and turf.
And for Janae, I'’m doing red snapper.
You just don'’t have anything to, like, dress it up with?
Yeah, I might put some flowers, make it look pretty.
- Yeah, that'’s a good idea. - Yeah.
Yeah.
I'’m so scared of doing something wrong
because of these dietary requirements.
Oh, my God.
Oh, happy birthday!
Thank you, thank you.
We'’re good to go with, like, the starters when they'’re ready?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Okay, perfect.
Sh-- looks like perfume or something.
It'’s like a bong.
- It is. - It'’s like a bong.
[laughing]
I'’ll do that.
Ready, whatever you are now.
Two minutes away from finishing plating.
Oh, this looks so----ing good.
So, who'’s this one for, here? Janae?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
No dairy. Gluten-free as well.
Woo!
All right, you ready?
Aesha, do you want me to wait until you finish eating?
Yeah?
- Jesus. - We can go.
René, what is that, Versace, though?
I don'’t know, man. It was a gift.
[laughing]
For your first course, you'’ve got the lamb lollipops.
- Let'’s go. - And the jalapeno popper.
- Gluten-free. - Yes.
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Yeah, you'’re welcome.
So, enjoy.
- Oh, you don'’t? - Yeah, I don'’t eat this.
Did you maybe want one of those tacos?
Lollipops.
Is it like ahi tuna?
Oh.
No, I don'’t eat red meat.
No?
No.
Which one?
Teresa.
- Does it say no lamb? - You don'’t like lamb?
- No. - She don'’t eat meat.
I don'’t eat red meat.
Damn.
She doesn'’t eat red meat either.
And neither of them has said that.
Okay. No, she did, read meat.
I misread that.
No, I absolutely misread that. That'’s my bad.
So, this girl, she sees now that she doesn'’t eat red meat,
and she wants a taco like the other girl.
[bleep] me, man. I messed up.
I'’m so focused on Janae.
I put these blinders on and concentrated on her.
I kind of forgot about everyone else.
- Well, I... - Do you?
Well, no. How can I just pull that out of my arse?
What? I just wasn'’t sure if you'’d made more.
Well, no. That'’s actually all I got left.
It'’s not going to be enough for her.
What am I meant to do to fix this?
I'’m realizing now that I'’m royally----ed.
Yeah, this is good... Good sh--, guys.
Damn, you guys are all lucky.
Won'’t she eat that? It'’s vegetarian.
- Just that? - Yeah?
Yeah, just like terribly sorry.
- That'’s fine. - All right.
Magic touch.
Well, we are drinking.
- Is this jalapeno poppers? - Yeah.
Oh, wait. Can I have some of those?
Okay.
I hate telling guests that we don'’t have any more.
Oh, it makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit.
The jalapeno?
Karina needs something in her system.
I'’m like so full, honestly.
I want one of those tostadas.
They don'’t have any more.
They only had enough for one tostada?
- They only had one tostada? - Yeah.
It just feels unprofessional.
I wish that was vodka.
We need seven steaks and two tostadas.
Well, they come in packs of 10.
No, we just want two.
So they'’re not going to have the tomahawk then?
- No. - Okay, okay.
I can'’t get my head around it.
She needs to work on having a plan B.
ing [bleep].
Next on "Below Deck Down Under..."
Margot'’s not strong enough on service.
- Well, who else would do it? - You.
I don'’t know what - ing planet she is on.
It can'’t work that way.
[thunder]
It'’s pelting down raining.
We need to leave.
Oh, my God.
Feeling a little seasick.
I'’ve got a deckie who gets seasick.
There'’s just so many things that can go wrong.
Can we get eight tequila shots, please?
I'’m really drunk.
Yeah!
Damn! Why did I say no to that?
Why has he got his shirt off?
Wow, hey!
Every time Margot gets pissed, she dances with Luke.
Yes, let'’s go!
Holy sh--.
- You can'’t do that. - You can'’t do that.
You can'’t do that.