1 00:00:04,259 --> 00:00:05,301 Previously on "Below Deck Down Under..." 2 00:00:06,177 --> 00:00:07,303 This is perfect. 3 00:00:11,558 --> 00:00:12,976 You’re putting out good food. 4 00:00:13,018 --> 00:00:14,853 Let’s keep that food improving. 5 00:00:14,894 --> 00:00:16,396 Awesome. 6 00:00:16,438 --> 00:00:20,316 A self-aware chef definitely has got the potential to grow. 7 00:00:20,358 --> 00:00:22,861 I just saw the way that Luke was looking at you 8 00:00:22,902 --> 00:00:24,320 and I’m feeling very protective. 9 00:00:24,362 --> 00:00:26,364 All they want is water and bed. 10 00:00:26,406 --> 00:00:27,741 No Luke. 11 00:00:27,782 --> 00:00:30,952 Luke is ----ing running out of Margot’s bed naked. 12 00:00:30,994 --> 00:00:32,495 She was completely unconscious. 13 00:00:32,537 --> 00:00:33,788 I’m going to go down and find Luke. 14 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,165 I’m going to terminate his employment. 15 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:36,374 -Come on, mate. -Oh. 16 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:37,542 Up. 17 00:00:45,383 --> 00:00:46,801 She’s ----ed up, I think. 18 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:48,219 I’m going to terminate your employment. 19 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:49,804 I think it’s a mistake. 20 00:00:51,306 --> 00:00:53,725 Laura’s comments weren’t fitting for us. 21 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,769 I know that’s going to put a little bit of stress 22 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:56,853 on the interior. 23 00:00:56,895 --> 00:00:58,063 We’re working on a replacement. 24 00:00:58,104 --> 00:00:59,564 From deck point of view, Culver, 25 00:00:59,606 --> 00:01:01,399 you’re going to have to step in at the moment. 26 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:03,193 You want to do this front part? 27 00:01:03,234 --> 00:01:04,527 Yeah, I don’t know. 28 00:01:04,569 --> 00:01:06,363 If Jason can’t find us a new bosun, 29 00:01:06,404 --> 00:01:07,614 then we’re kind of screwed. 30 00:01:22,087 --> 00:01:23,505 Morning, mate. 31 00:01:23,546 --> 00:01:24,631 Oh, morning. 32 00:01:24,673 --> 00:01:26,216 -How are you? -Yeah, good. 33 00:01:26,257 --> 00:01:27,842 Number four. 34 00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:29,636 Yeah, we’re just trying to get main deck aft straight 35 00:01:29,678 --> 00:01:30,929 and then we’ll just work our way up. 36 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:31,930 Okay. 37 00:01:31,971 --> 00:01:33,264 Good morning. 38 00:01:33,306 --> 00:01:34,265 Do you want to deal with the day head? 39 00:01:34,307 --> 00:01:35,642 -Sure. -Yeah? 40 00:01:35,684 --> 00:01:36,976 Get mentally prepared to have a busy day. 41 00:01:37,018 --> 00:01:38,395 All right. 42 00:01:43,692 --> 00:01:44,984 Can I have a Harry hug? 43 00:01:45,026 --> 00:01:47,320 Always welcome to a Harry hug. 44 00:01:47,362 --> 00:01:48,780 Oh, I just love you. 45 00:01:48,822 --> 00:01:50,240 -Okay. -Okay. 46 00:01:50,281 --> 00:01:52,492 Now I feel so much better. I’m serious. 47 00:01:52,534 --> 00:01:53,702 Oh, really? Oh, that’s good. 48 00:01:53,743 --> 00:01:55,078 Aesha and Tzarina, 49 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,080 can we meet for a preference sheet meeting, please? 50 00:01:57,122 --> 00:01:58,123 Copy. 51 00:01:58,164 --> 00:02:00,375 All right. 52 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,210 -Culver. -Yes. 53 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,712 Have you heard anything about the new deckie? 54 00:02:03,753 --> 00:02:05,463 -When’s he coming? -I don’t know. 55 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:06,881 I haven’t heard anything. 56 00:02:06,923 --> 00:02:08,508 Team. 57 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,176 -Hi, Captain. -Hello. 58 00:02:10,218 --> 00:02:11,302 We’ve got a pretty easy one. 59 00:02:11,344 --> 00:02:13,471 -Oh, what do you have? -Do we? 60 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:15,098 Oh, my gosh. Is she? 61 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:16,891 -Oh, Laura Desiree. -Is that Pink? 62 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:19,602 Laura Desiree is a New York based news personality 63 00:02:19,644 --> 00:02:21,980 for a live streaming website. 64 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:23,940 She considers herself a sex journalist. 65 00:02:23,982 --> 00:02:27,819 Laura will be joined by adult entertainers Skyy, 66 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:29,195 Jessie Lee and Claudio. 67 00:02:29,237 --> 00:02:33,867 Cam4 staff members, Vanna Faye and Johnny. 68 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:35,118 Oh, yeah. 69 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,620 The guest requests a big gay brunch 70 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:40,373 with the food spread as outrageous and exciting 71 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:41,833 as the decor. 72 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:43,668 Oh, this is what I was worried about. 73 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,837 I don’t have a creative bone in my body. 74 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:48,673 The final evening’s theme will be animal instincts. 75 00:02:48,715 --> 00:02:51,676 Primary Laura would like to be served as dessert. 76 00:02:51,718 --> 00:02:53,511 Her body decorated by the chef. 77 00:02:53,553 --> 00:02:55,930 Well, there’s opportunities there for some fun stuff. 78 00:02:55,972 --> 00:02:57,349 Oh, like, massively. 79 00:02:57,390 --> 00:03:00,685 Do you think I could paint her with chocolate? 80 00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:01,936 Yes, why not? 81 00:03:01,978 --> 00:03:04,230 Finally, my sort of people. 82 00:03:05,899 --> 00:03:07,859 [laughing] 83 00:03:07,901 --> 00:03:08,902 What? Today? 84 00:03:10,695 --> 00:03:13,531 Jessie Lee, dietary restrictions, vegan. 85 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:16,534 She’s only mentioned it eight times. 86 00:03:16,576 --> 00:03:19,204 I do have a second officer coming in this morning. 87 00:03:19,245 --> 00:03:20,872 Oh. 88 00:03:20,914 --> 00:03:22,749 And then we’re working on a second stewardess for this trip. 89 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,042 Well done. 90 00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:25,001 She’s a babe. 91 00:03:26,378 --> 00:03:28,963 Oh, are you bi? 92 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:31,007 You’re attracted to the person, not the sex. 93 00:03:31,049 --> 00:03:33,051 -Yeah. -So let’s look at this porn. 94 00:03:33,093 --> 00:03:34,511 Holy sh--. 95 00:03:34,552 --> 00:03:36,596 I don’t understand what that angle is. 96 00:03:36,638 --> 00:03:38,348 What’s even going on here? 97 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,933 No, maybe look at that upside down. 98 00:03:39,974 --> 00:03:41,976 There’s a lot going on. 99 00:03:42,018 --> 00:03:43,895 You want to do that deck head or not? 100 00:03:43,937 --> 00:03:45,522 Oh, yeah. Why not? 101 00:03:45,563 --> 00:03:47,565 Soapy, soap, soap. 102 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:51,695 Man, these next few days are gonna be so much. 103 00:03:51,736 --> 00:03:54,989 You’re gonna get to see just how bad I am at decor. 104 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:58,201 Trust me, whatever you are I’m a million times worse. 105 00:03:58,243 --> 00:03:59,869 Love that. 106 00:03:59,911 --> 00:04:03,540 I’m going into this charter with just Margot and myself, 107 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:05,375 and she is very green. 108 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,001 Margot is going to do mornings. 109 00:04:07,043 --> 00:04:10,255 I’m going to do mornings and middle and night 110 00:04:10,296 --> 00:04:15,093 and just hope that we’re going to get a new stew before I die. 111 00:04:15,135 --> 00:04:17,095 I will do my best. I promise. 112 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:18,304 You always do. 113 00:04:23,018 --> 00:04:24,352 Yeah. 114 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:25,770 People get fired all the time, which it sucks. 115 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:27,397 You know, I never like to see it, 116 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:28,982 but there’s always a kid waiting on the dock 117 00:04:29,024 --> 00:04:30,483 with his bags ready to go. 118 00:04:30,525 --> 00:04:31,735 Fun in the sun. 119 00:04:40,035 --> 00:04:41,786 Let’s see what we’re working with. 120 00:04:41,828 --> 00:04:43,788 -Hey, how’s it going, man? -What’s up, brother? 121 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:45,790 I feel like I’m already wearing the uniform. 122 00:04:45,832 --> 00:04:47,417 Oh, boy. 123 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:48,626 -Hello. -Oh, my gosh. 124 00:04:48,668 --> 00:04:50,295 -Oh, my God. -Culver. 125 00:04:50,336 --> 00:04:51,755 -Culver. Culver. 126 00:04:51,796 --> 00:04:54,841 -Oh, you? -How are you? 127 00:04:56,885 --> 00:04:58,011 Classic. 128 00:04:58,053 --> 00:05:01,306 Oh, God, Joao. 129 00:05:01,348 --> 00:05:04,142 You look lovely. 130 00:05:04,184 --> 00:05:05,435 Thank you, baby. 131 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:07,062 You look like a sexy Russian tonight. 132 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,605 One that you pay for. 133 00:05:08,646 --> 00:05:09,898 You’re saying she looks like a prostitute. 134 00:05:09,939 --> 00:05:11,316 He’s the worst. 135 00:05:11,358 --> 00:05:12,650 -What’s up, brother? -Hey, how’s it going, mate? 136 00:05:12,692 --> 00:05:13,818 -What’s your name? -Joao. 137 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:15,362 Joao, nice to meet you. Adam. 138 00:05:15,403 --> 00:05:17,155 Want me to take you to the captain first? 139 00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:18,823 Yeah, captain first. 140 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,368 I’ll take your stuff because you’re in a room with me. 141 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:22,619 All right, cool, mate. Thanks. 142 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:26,456 Good gracious. 143 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:28,416 We’ve got the new officer. 144 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,918 Well, we need one. 145 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:31,294 Yes, we do. 146 00:05:31,336 --> 00:05:32,837 -Hey, how’s it going? -Jason. 147 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:34,005 -Nice to meet you, mate. -Joao. Nice to meet you. 148 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:34,964 Thanks for making it. 149 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:36,174 100%. Appreciate being here. 150 00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:37,842 Thank you very much. 151 00:05:37,884 --> 00:05:40,178 I’m really looking forward to working with captain Jason. 152 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,180 He has a lot of experience. 153 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:43,598 It’s very intimidating. 154 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,350 Get dressed. We’ll give you a quick famil. 155 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:46,685 Guests on in 45 minutes. 156 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:48,269 You can meet the team on your way around. 157 00:05:48,311 --> 00:05:51,022 I have so far been a captain for three and a half years 158 00:05:51,064 --> 00:05:52,357 on 30-meter boats. 159 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:54,609 But I’m looking to get more experience 160 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,528 from a bigger captain on a bigger boat 161 00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:58,697 because I have the ambition to get to the top. 162 00:05:58,738 --> 00:05:59,906 Well, mate, thank you very much. 163 00:05:59,948 --> 00:06:01,116 Thank you very much. Appreciate it. 164 00:06:01,157 --> 00:06:03,201 Nice to meet you. 165 00:06:03,243 --> 00:06:04,327 -Margot. -Hello. 166 00:06:04,369 --> 00:06:06,037 -This is Joao. -Hello. 167 00:06:06,079 --> 00:06:07,622 -So nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you. 168 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:09,040 -How are you doing? -Welcome. 169 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:11,543 Thank you very much. So glad you’re here. 170 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:13,211 -Hey, Joao. -Hi. 171 00:06:13,253 --> 00:06:15,338 -How are you? -Good. 172 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:16,423 How are you? 173 00:06:16,464 --> 00:06:19,509 I do. 174 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:22,512 I just got on. Let’s slowly get into it, yeah? 175 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:24,681 -All right, honey. -Cheers. 176 00:06:26,057 --> 00:06:28,059 Do you need space or do you want to talk about it? 177 00:06:28,101 --> 00:06:30,186 -Do you guys know each other? -Yes. 178 00:06:30,228 --> 00:06:31,604 We’ve got lots of friends. 179 00:06:34,774 --> 00:06:36,526 OMG. Was this a long time ago? 180 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:38,069 No, not too far. 181 00:06:38,111 --> 00:06:40,697 He’s definitely a guy’s guy and a womanizer. 182 00:06:40,739 --> 00:06:42,574 -This is your cabin here. -Thanks. Okay. 183 00:06:46,786 --> 00:06:49,372 I know Joao from mutual friends in Parma 184 00:06:49,414 --> 00:06:53,334 and also the fact that he dated one of my best friends 185 00:06:53,376 --> 00:06:58,006 and I was hooking up with one of his best friends two years ago. 186 00:06:58,048 --> 00:07:00,759 Joao just really ----ed over my friend big time. 187 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,678 Lying, deceit, totally messing around. 188 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,556 It’s going to make it really awkward this season on the boat. 189 00:07:06,598 --> 00:07:08,099 This is going to be... 190 00:07:09,851 --> 00:07:11,561 I just wanted to quickly say I think we both know 191 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:13,063 we didn’t end on great terms last time 192 00:07:13,104 --> 00:07:14,397 we were together. 193 00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:15,774 No, we didn’t and it’s okay. I forgive you. 194 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:18,443 No, I’m kidding. I’m joking. 195 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:19,903 Thank you. 196 00:07:19,944 --> 00:07:21,571 But I think we should just leave it in the past. 197 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:23,615 We’re both heads of department so I think we’ll just... 198 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:24,908 Well done. 199 00:07:24,949 --> 00:07:26,117 -Thank you. -That’s amazing. 200 00:07:26,159 --> 00:07:27,452 Yeah, it’s really cool. 201 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:31,206 Aesha and I have exchanged words to say the least. 202 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:33,917 Take me back to five years ago. You’d hate me. 203 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:36,753 You look like a ----ing knob when you clean half a rail. 204 00:07:36,795 --> 00:07:38,296 What do you mean? I’m doing it properly. 205 00:07:38,338 --> 00:07:40,131 No, you’re not. If you just go like this on top 206 00:07:40,173 --> 00:07:41,675 as you’re ----ing walking around. 207 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:43,134 That’s awesome. 208 00:07:43,176 --> 00:07:44,386 For a 30-year-old, 209 00:07:44,427 --> 00:07:46,846 for nothing you have got going on in your life. 210 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:50,433 A new deckhand does not speak to a ----ing chief stew like that. 211 00:07:50,475 --> 00:07:53,144 Hey, shut the [bleep] up. I’m sick of listening to this. 212 00:07:53,186 --> 00:07:54,604 Jezebob is mild ego. 213 00:07:54,646 --> 00:07:56,272 It’s a God-forsaken dude that just kept 214 00:07:56,314 --> 00:07:58,441 ----ing my relationships up with everyone. 215 00:07:58,483 --> 00:08:00,819 But Jezebob’s not around anymore. 216 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:03,071 With Aesha, I think we both deserve 217 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:04,572 each other’s second chance. 218 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,282 -Well, we’ll start again. -Yeah. 219 00:08:06,324 --> 00:08:08,493 And we’ll see how it goes. 220 00:08:08,535 --> 00:08:09,703 I’m just kidding. 221 00:08:09,744 --> 00:08:11,162 -All right. -Thank you so much. 222 00:08:11,204 --> 00:08:13,623 Oh, Jesus Christ. 223 00:08:17,335 --> 00:08:19,170 All crew, all crew, all crew. 224 00:08:19,212 --> 00:08:21,339 I want everyone ready and dressed in 25 minutes. 225 00:08:21,381 --> 00:08:22,966 Copy. 226 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:30,432 -Hey, mate. -Hey, how’s it going? 227 00:08:30,473 --> 00:08:31,558 -Harry. -How are you, bud? 228 00:08:31,599 --> 00:08:32,892 -What’s happening? -Good. 229 00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:34,102 -Nice to meet you. -Yeah, you too, mate. 230 00:08:34,144 --> 00:08:35,979 -Joao. -Joao. 231 00:08:36,021 --> 00:08:38,189 Joao. 232 00:08:38,231 --> 00:08:39,816 I don’t know how to say his name. Joao. 233 00:08:39,858 --> 00:08:41,943 Joao. Joao. Joao. 234 00:08:41,985 --> 00:08:43,820 All crew on the aft deck, please. 235 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:46,865 Oh, here they come. 236 00:08:46,906 --> 00:08:48,742 -Look at this. -Gorgeous. 237 00:08:48,783 --> 00:08:49,743 It really is. 238 00:08:49,784 --> 00:08:51,911 Here they come. 239 00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:53,204 Hi! 240 00:08:53,246 --> 00:08:54,497 We are ready. 241 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:56,875 -Hey, Laura. -Hello. 242 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:57,917 Jason. 243 00:08:59,127 --> 00:09:00,503 -Good to meet you. -You too. 244 00:09:00,545 --> 00:09:02,672 Ooh. Mmm. 245 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:03,798 It smells fresh. 246 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,008 -Harry. -Harry! 247 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:07,218 I’m Laura. Nice to meet you. 248 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,261 Fully shaved. 249 00:09:09,596 --> 00:09:11,681 I’ve never met porn stars before, 250 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:14,517 and it does worry me a little bit. 251 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:16,227 Oh my God, these men. 252 00:09:16,269 --> 00:09:19,147 I just fired one sexually-charged Laura, 253 00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:22,609 and now I’ve got another sexually-charged Laura. 254 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:25,195 And she brought friends. How fun. 255 00:09:25,236 --> 00:09:28,114 I’m itching to take all my clothes off right now. 256 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:30,575 Coming up... 257 00:09:30,617 --> 00:09:31,618 Who is that? 258 00:09:31,659 --> 00:09:32,619 Here we go. 259 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:33,787 With their shirt off. 260 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,248 It’s not right. This is crazy. 261 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:39,209 These guys really need to be whipped in shape. 262 00:09:46,257 --> 00:09:47,467 Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to Northern Sun. 263 00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:51,221 And you brought the sun, which is fantastic. 264 00:09:51,262 --> 00:09:52,806 Aesha will take you for a walk around, 265 00:09:52,847 --> 00:09:54,182 and let’s start enjoying ourselves, yeah? 266 00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:55,475 Yay! 267 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,559 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! 268 00:09:56,601 --> 00:09:57,811 Oi, oi, oi! 269 00:09:57,852 --> 00:09:59,813 [shouting] 270 00:09:59,854 --> 00:10:01,272 I’ll have a chat with you now about lines. 271 00:10:01,314 --> 00:10:02,899 Welcome aboard! 272 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:07,529 This is the sundeck. 273 00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:08,655 Oh, come on. 274 00:10:08,697 --> 00:10:10,240 Amazing! 275 00:10:10,281 --> 00:10:12,534 If you guys want to really have the nude sunbathing, 276 00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:14,411 just so we’ve all got a bit of a treat at work? 277 00:10:14,452 --> 00:10:15,787 That’d be lovely. 278 00:10:15,829 --> 00:10:17,163 I don’t think you’re ready for me. 279 00:10:17,205 --> 00:10:19,708 The history of the boat being older. 280 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,584 It’s a single screw variable pitch. 281 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:23,086 It always wants to go to starboard. 282 00:10:23,128 --> 00:10:25,046 So you just tell me, yep, you’re off five meters, 283 00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,047 three meters, four meters, whatever, 284 00:10:26,089 --> 00:10:27,674 and you’re parallel. 285 00:10:27,716 --> 00:10:29,300 Joao’s got a great resume. 286 00:10:29,342 --> 00:10:31,136 He’s just come off being a captain on a smaller boat. 287 00:10:31,177 --> 00:10:33,138 That’s going to be beneficial for me, 288 00:10:33,179 --> 00:10:35,098 because he’s going to understand from my perspective 289 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:36,641 the brick walls that I’ve got in front of me. 290 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,476 All right, guys, let’s unload. 291 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:41,062 Please, nobody ask me to unpack for them. 292 00:10:41,104 --> 00:10:43,064 Please, please, please, please. 293 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:45,316 I’m relieved that Laura has been fired. 294 00:10:45,358 --> 00:10:48,028 But it puts a lot of pressure on me, 295 00:10:48,069 --> 00:10:49,779 because now we’re down a teammate, 296 00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,573 and I got to really step it up. 297 00:10:51,614 --> 00:10:55,744 But I do find that I do well when I don’t have a choice. 298 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,829 This is the primary suite. 299 00:10:57,871 --> 00:10:59,414 This room is gorgeous. 300 00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:01,041 This is mommy’s room. 301 00:11:01,082 --> 00:11:02,542 It’s weird that there’s no mirror in the ceiling, though. 302 00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:04,711 How do you feel about all night orgies? 303 00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:06,796 It’s just us. Is that okay? 304 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:09,090 We love voyeurs. 305 00:11:09,132 --> 00:11:10,508 Where are you guys all from? 306 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:11,551 -Los Angeles. -Yeah? 307 00:11:11,593 --> 00:11:13,345 Toronto. 308 00:11:13,386 --> 00:11:15,430 Oh, I love Portugal. 309 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:17,474 Right, he’s the most interesting. 310 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,060 Can I call you Yacht Daddy? 311 00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:22,979 -Yes. -Please call him Yacht Daddy. 312 00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:25,065 No problem. That’s perfect. That’s perfect. 313 00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:28,276 Where’s the captain’s room? 314 00:11:28,318 --> 00:11:30,612 I don’t think you should be privy 315 00:11:30,653 --> 00:11:32,322 to any of that information. 316 00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:35,200 Okay, deck crew. We’re starting up Port Generator now. 317 00:11:36,493 --> 00:11:38,119 Let me know when you’re all in place. 318 00:11:38,161 --> 00:11:39,454 Yeah. 319 00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:41,748 Yeah, so, um, yeah. 320 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,917 -Single up? -Yeah, yeah. 321 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,001 So... 322 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:46,336 We’re going to do the spring? 323 00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:47,796 We’re going to do the spring first. 324 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,089 -Whatever you want. -Probably not. 325 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,465 I think we leave the net. 326 00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:51,883 Yeah, we take the net off. 327 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:53,968 It’ll go on the dock, and then we’ll untie that, 328 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:55,470 and then the whole thing will go. 329 00:11:55,512 --> 00:11:56,763 Figure it out. 330 00:11:56,805 --> 00:11:57,806 However you want, bud. 331 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,391 No, no, carry on. 332 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:01,559 I just want to learn what you guys are doing first. 333 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,895 I’m going to go untie these two, and then... 334 00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:04,813 Can I untie them from there? 335 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,314 Because we usually pull them up. 336 00:12:06,356 --> 00:12:08,483 Do you want to single up this spring first? 337 00:12:08,525 --> 00:12:10,902 Yeah, we can do that. That’s fine, bud. 338 00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:12,320 Right. 339 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:13,822 We’re halfway through the season, 340 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,616 and they still don’t know how to undock a boat. 341 00:12:16,658 --> 00:12:19,327 I mean, seriously. 342 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:20,328 Right, let’s get these lines in. 343 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,913 Yeah, loosen that one up, Harry. 344 00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:24,833 We’ve got a beautiful platter set out for you guys. 345 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,751 -Yes! -Oh. 346 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,504 -How are you looking, guys? -30 seconds, 30 seconds. 347 00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:30,839 -Got it? -Yep. 348 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,173 That is all stern lines in. 349 00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:35,010 All floor deck lines in, All floor deck lines in. 350 00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:36,553 Okay, coming off the dock now a little bit. 351 00:12:38,555 --> 00:12:41,057 Starboard quarter, sitting at four meters. 352 00:12:41,099 --> 00:12:43,518 Is that the look for tonight? 353 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,228 I love it. 354 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,357 We are. The adventure is on. 355 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:50,859 I have a question. 356 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,777 You guys can, like, wash stuff for me, like, my sneakers? 357 00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:54,279 -Yeah. -Thank you. 358 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,156 All clear. Are we good to bring fenders in? 359 00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:58,074 Yes. Bring everything in. 360 00:12:58,116 --> 00:12:59,993 -Copy. -I was like, hey, Joao. 361 00:13:00,035 --> 00:13:02,037 He was like, "you." 362 00:13:02,078 --> 00:13:03,705 So how do you know him? 363 00:13:03,747 --> 00:13:05,540 I used to [bleep] one of his best mates, 364 00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:08,043 and he was with one of my best mates and ----ed her over. 365 00:13:08,084 --> 00:13:09,044 Not a surprise. 366 00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:10,378 Shocker, right? 367 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,047 Shouldn’t have these tied up like this. 368 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,424 -Yay! -It’s my boat! 369 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:15,508 Where do you keep them? 370 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:16,885 We’ll just tie them off on the bow, 371 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,053 and I’ll get them all tied up. 372 00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:19,888 There you are. You’re welcome. 373 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,014 -You want a little more? -Absolutely. 374 00:13:21,056 --> 00:13:22,390 Okay. 375 00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:24,851 Margot, I’m just going to change quickly. 376 00:13:24,893 --> 00:13:26,728 Slow. 377 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:27,729 -You good? -Oh, good. 378 00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:29,105 Good work. 379 00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:30,899 I just wanted to find out time to get there. 380 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,067 -An hour and a bit. -Okay. 381 00:13:32,108 --> 00:13:33,068 An hour and 20. 382 00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:34,694 So we will anchor here. 383 00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:36,780 There’s a sand key there, set up there with some bean bags 384 00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:38,073 and some toys and stuff. 385 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,199 -Get them in there. -Yeah, definitely. 386 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,243 Wow. What an Adonis. 387 00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:44,245 I love a man with a pearl necklace. 388 00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:48,708 Oh, she has such small little feet. 389 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,668 How cute. 390 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,504 What size are these? 391 00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:55,131 Seven? Looks like a three. 392 00:13:58,635 --> 00:14:01,429 Deck crew, deck crew. Can you meet me in the crew mess? 393 00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:03,598 My vibrator didn’t plug in at the hotel. 394 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,516 Same. 395 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:06,142 And it’s been a big issue. 396 00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:12,148 I don’t know. 397 00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:26,287 Okay, sweet. 398 00:14:26,329 --> 00:14:27,914 So, I think the biggest thing from what I can gather 399 00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:30,792 is that we just need to work as a team more efficiently. 400 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,085 You’re leaving the dock. 401 00:14:32,127 --> 00:14:34,295 We can get so much quicker and faster, 402 00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:35,797 just with positioning. 403 00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:37,465 Where we are, where we start. 404 00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,300 I need to know your watch schedule 405 00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:41,219 if you’ve got one. You’ve got no watch schedule. 406 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:43,054 Honestly, I’m cool with running the same thing 407 00:14:43,096 --> 00:14:44,556 we ran last time. 408 00:14:44,597 --> 00:14:46,307 You’ve got anything written down or you just. 409 00:14:46,349 --> 00:14:47,600 We know, we’ll just, yeah, we can write it down. 410 00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:49,352 First thing I see is disorganization. 411 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,104 This is not a structured routine. 412 00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:53,773 More structure, and then once it starts flowing, 413 00:14:53,815 --> 00:14:55,150 -just more fun. -Cool. 414 00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:56,860 Joao coming in hot. 415 00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,279 He isn’t really asking too many questions of what works, 416 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,281 what doesn’t work, hey, how you doing? 417 00:15:01,322 --> 00:15:04,159 You suck, and I’m in charge. 418 00:15:06,411 --> 00:15:08,371 I’ll figure it out. Everyone’s new to everything. 419 00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,206 We’ll change that. 420 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,668 Okay, deck crew, deck crew. 421 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,128 Stand by anchor. 422 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,379 Deck team, deck team. 423 00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:17,630 Can you please change into your wets? 424 00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:22,552 Look at that beach right there. 425 00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:25,055 Culver, culver. Drop, drop, drop. 426 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,473 Copy that, cap. 427 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,017 Yay, Harry! 428 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:30,852 -How are you? -Good. 429 00:15:30,894 --> 00:15:32,145 Anchor chain is hopping down. 430 00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:33,313 Two shackles in the water. 431 00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:34,731 You can shut down. 432 00:15:34,773 --> 00:15:36,316 Nice. 433 00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:38,818 I’m going to go put my thong on. 434 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,278 Hook up. 435 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,654 Try not to stand under the boom, eh? 436 00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:43,365 Yeah, I just got to find a spot though, bud. 437 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:45,408 Can I get you guys anything else to drink? 438 00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:48,995 Yeah. 439 00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:50,163 Were you sick? 440 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:53,166 Okay, perfect. 441 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,709 All right, hold it there. 442 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,002 Hook off. 443 00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:57,253 Drive yourself out of there, mate. 444 00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:01,091 What’s up, Laura? 445 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,802 He’s got good handling of that thing, doesn’t he? 446 00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:05,720 He does. 447 00:16:05,762 --> 00:16:08,139 For the beach setup, are we doing table and chairs? 448 00:16:08,181 --> 00:16:10,266 I think all the bean bags will be fine. 449 00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:12,936 Those are Culver’s, Margot. 450 00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:15,397 Culver’s, don’t forget. 451 00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:17,482 Your tea was there. Did you want me to bring it inside? 452 00:16:17,524 --> 00:16:18,942 Oh, my God, it’s going to be such a shock 453 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,235 when you start speaking again. 454 00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:22,362 Wait till you hear her filthy mouth. 455 00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:25,240 You are so pumped right now. 456 00:16:25,281 --> 00:16:26,449 Are those coming to the beach? 457 00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:28,243 -They are indeed. -Oh, my God. 458 00:16:28,284 --> 00:16:31,079 -Just for you, Skyy. -Oh, hi, baby. Hey, hey. 459 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:32,622 I love a man lifting. 460 00:16:32,664 --> 00:16:35,166 Let’s do a quick run and then come grab the guests. 461 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,376 Perfect. 462 00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:37,377 Are you going to come with us? 463 00:16:37,419 --> 00:16:38,628 Ladies, let’s do this. 464 00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:43,091 Stop. 465 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,134 Sweet, brother. 466 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,593 Paradise, baby. 467 00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:46,594 Enjoy. 468 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,263 No! 469 00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:51,641 -Here you go. -Right-o. 470 00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:55,186 If only the boat could see us right now. 471 00:16:55,228 --> 00:16:56,438 Are you guys ready for the beach? 472 00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:57,605 Yeah, I’m ready. Can I get in? 473 00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:59,482 -Yes, absolutely. -Perfect. 474 00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:00,775 Bye. 475 00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,277 Here they come. 476 00:17:02,318 --> 00:17:04,988 Nice job, Harry. Banging out some beach setups. 477 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,115 If I’ve hit the land, I might have gone too far. 478 00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:09,075 Incredible. 479 00:17:09,117 --> 00:17:10,785 Where are we? 480 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:11,828 Welcome to paradise. 481 00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,246 Thank you. 482 00:17:13,288 --> 00:17:15,874 I’ll meet you up there. We got full drinks. 483 00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:17,250 All right, I hope no one’s offended. 484 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:20,628 I just don’t want tanlines. 485 00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:21,796 Er... 486 00:17:21,838 --> 00:17:23,923 Oh, wow. 487 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:24,883 Yeah. 488 00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,844 I’m going to do the same. 489 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:29,304 This is going great. 490 00:17:29,346 --> 00:17:30,847 Oh, my God. 491 00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,643 -All right, beach bums. -I’d like to go in that water. 492 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:36,978 We’re going in. 493 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,189 Oh, that is awesome. 494 00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:45,278 Skyy, I’m going to come out and make sure 495 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,821 it’s not too deep out there. 496 00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:51,326 Are you going to swim with this shirt on? No. 497 00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:52,827 All right, this is coming off. 498 00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:54,120 Yay. 499 00:17:54,162 --> 00:17:56,456 That’s our guy. 500 00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,375 -Help me, I’m drowning. -Here we come! 501 00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:02,504 Yes, we got him. 502 00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:03,672 Welcome. 503 00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,299 It’s your vacation, too. Look at this. 504 00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:09,803 I’m still waiting to see is Harry really hairy? 505 00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:15,475 Yo, who is that? 506 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,311 With their shirt off? 507 00:18:18,353 --> 00:18:20,271 Has the captain got some good binoculars? 508 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,319 Someone’s walking into the water. 509 00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:30,573 Let’s go! 510 00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:34,661 Oh, sh--. 511 00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:36,663 It’s Culver and Harry. 512 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,087 Are you ready, Skyy? 513 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,672 No. Hold that. 514 00:18:45,714 --> 00:18:47,549 Oh, they’re having a party. 515 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:50,677 It’s not right. 516 00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:56,266 This is crazy. Super yachting, it’s a guest experience. 517 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,018 It’s not a guest and crew experience. 518 00:18:58,059 --> 00:19:00,729 And there’s a difference between professionalism 519 00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,731 and actually trying to be a guest on the boat. 520 00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:04,107 It’s obviously the precedent 521 00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:05,608 that the previous person has set. 522 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,444 I’m here to change that. 523 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:21,374 Oh, gosh! 524 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:24,377 Oh, they’re having a party. 525 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:30,300 I have Skyy’s penis pressed against the back of my neck. 526 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,385 But I think I’ve got the best view in the house. 527 00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:34,471 Laura’s boobies. 528 00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:39,351 Oh, yes! 529 00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:41,561 Winners. 530 00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:42,937 Although I do think I won 531 00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:45,774 because my legs were wrapped around Harry. 532 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,486 Ugh... 533 00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:52,197 I need to try and catch this wine bottle. 534 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:55,742 I wish I could reach through. 535 00:19:55,784 --> 00:19:58,536 All right, beach bums. You just going to sit there? 536 00:19:58,578 --> 00:20:00,372 Just get a little padding down. 537 00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:02,791 Just in case. 538 00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:05,043 I don’t know if that’ll help. 539 00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:06,586 Probably not. 540 00:20:06,628 --> 00:20:08,171 One, two, three. 541 00:20:08,213 --> 00:20:10,173 Oh! 542 00:20:10,215 --> 00:20:11,341 Wow. 543 00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:12,509 All right, babies. 544 00:20:14,094 --> 00:20:15,345 Oh, you’re lucky. 545 00:20:15,387 --> 00:20:16,721 This is the last White Claw. 546 00:20:16,763 --> 00:20:17,931 Oh, man. 547 00:20:17,972 --> 00:20:20,225 Beach party, beach party, you copy? 548 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,226 Go ahead. 549 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,686 Just checking everything okay? 550 00:20:22,727 --> 00:20:24,437 Yeah, it’s all good, but we need more drinks. 551 00:20:24,479 --> 00:20:25,897 Copy. 552 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:33,571 -Wow. -Amazing. Amazing. 553 00:20:33,613 --> 00:20:34,572 Since you’re in the cabins all the time, 554 00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,991 do you want to do the beach? 555 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,077 You’ll be fine. It’s so basic. 556 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,913 Usually I wouldn’t send the third stew 557 00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:43,915 to the beach by herself to do service. 558 00:20:43,957 --> 00:20:46,584 But there’s only two of us, and so far 559 00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:49,087 these guests have just been so lovely. 560 00:20:49,129 --> 00:20:51,423 I think it’s because the porn industry 561 00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:52,882 is just like the yachting industry. 562 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:55,427 We’re both here to serve and please. 563 00:20:55,468 --> 00:20:58,388 -Oh, hey. -What’s up? 564 00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:01,266 Adam, Adam. Can you please meet me on the swim platform? 565 00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:02,559 Yeah, copy on my way. 566 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,477 Best chef in town. 567 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:06,563 So nervous. 568 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:08,565 Is this enough rosé? 569 00:21:08,606 --> 00:21:09,566 Maybe should do one more bottle. 570 00:21:09,607 --> 00:21:10,775 Too much to do? 571 00:21:10,817 --> 00:21:12,610 -Right, Adam, you coming? -Yeah. 572 00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:14,362 Swapping over with Culver and Harry. 573 00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:15,739 Cheers. 574 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,615 These guys really need to be whipped in shape. 575 00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:18,825 Sh--’s going to change. 576 00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:21,119 Full stop. 577 00:21:21,161 --> 00:21:23,121 -We’ve got it from here, Harry. -We’ve got it. 578 00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:25,582 Down pat. 579 00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:27,834 Aren’t lucky just to have water that 580 00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:31,087 just washes things away whenever we want? 581 00:21:38,845 --> 00:21:40,430 Did Adam tell you it was dinner at eight? 582 00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:42,140 -Yes. -Perfect. 583 00:21:42,182 --> 00:21:44,476 -How are you going? -I’m okay. 584 00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:46,227 I love vegan food and stuff. 585 00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:48,188 You have to really think outside the box. 586 00:21:48,229 --> 00:21:50,398 I love these guests. 587 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,608 They want to be healthy. 588 00:21:51,649 --> 00:21:52,817 I’ve got vegans. 589 00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:54,986 I love nutrition. 590 00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:57,072 And I obviously got raised to vegetarian. 591 00:21:57,113 --> 00:21:58,823 This is something that I really love and embrace. 592 00:21:58,865 --> 00:22:00,950 So, yeah, I’m feeling confident. 593 00:22:00,992 --> 00:22:02,869 All right, nice talk, bye. 594 00:22:02,911 --> 00:22:03,661 Sweet. 595 00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:05,205 -Hey. -Are you good? 596 00:22:05,246 --> 00:22:06,373 I’m really excited. 597 00:22:06,414 --> 00:22:07,832 I’ll take that. 598 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,668 -Oh, okay. -Enjoy, guys. 599 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,879 -Bye. -Aw. 600 00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:16,841 Would anyone like anything? 601 00:22:16,883 --> 00:22:18,468 Rosé, anything to drink? 602 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,679 -Okay. -Laura, you want to rosé, babe? 603 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,847 ’Cause then if one person goes kayaking, 604 00:22:22,889 --> 00:22:24,933 you have one on the beach. 605 00:22:24,974 --> 00:22:26,351 Because they’ve been getting separated. 606 00:22:26,393 --> 00:22:27,644 That’s all right. 607 00:22:27,686 --> 00:22:28,895 Honestly, the two of them are fine. 608 00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:30,271 -Everyone’s happy? -Super happy. 609 00:22:30,313 --> 00:22:32,190 Great. I love you guys. 610 00:22:32,232 --> 00:22:33,858 How are you doing, babe? 611 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:36,695 Oh, great. These guys are awesome. 612 00:22:36,736 --> 00:22:37,987 Anyone want rosé? 613 00:22:38,029 --> 00:22:39,698 Babe, do you want something to drink? 614 00:22:39,739 --> 00:22:41,741 I’m good at the moment. 615 00:22:46,162 --> 00:22:47,664 They want to do something, if they need us, 616 00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:49,082 they can call us, we can go straight away. 617 00:22:49,124 --> 00:22:50,792 There’s no point in us all standing around. 618 00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:52,460 Do you know what I mean? 619 00:22:52,502 --> 00:22:54,379 Well, back there, you’re not really even standing around. 620 00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:55,964 You’re like interacting like the whole time we’ve been there. 621 00:22:56,006 --> 00:22:57,382 No, I know, but sometimes the guests 622 00:22:57,424 --> 00:22:59,551 just want their own space. 623 00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:01,386 Of course. I’d be honored. 624 00:23:01,428 --> 00:23:03,471 They’re not the type of guests that are really, like, 625 00:23:03,513 --> 00:23:05,056 separate the crew from them. 626 00:23:05,098 --> 00:23:07,225 Like I said, if they need anything, they can call us. 627 00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:08,768 All right. 628 00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:11,271 This is the complete opposite of what they want us to do. 629 00:23:11,312 --> 00:23:12,897 Just checking, everything okay? 630 00:23:12,939 --> 00:23:14,315 We’re having a blast. 631 00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:16,860 We’re showing them such a good time. 632 00:23:16,901 --> 00:23:18,194 And you just pulled us off the beach. 633 00:23:18,236 --> 00:23:20,613 That doesn’t make any sense to me. 634 00:23:20,655 --> 00:23:24,576 -Everybody scream. -Yeah! 635 00:23:24,617 --> 00:23:26,077 Proud of you, girl. 636 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,079 So what’s our go-to right now? What do you need? 637 00:23:28,121 --> 00:23:29,914 Just to make sure that the jacuzzi side is set up, 638 00:23:29,956 --> 00:23:31,624 cushions, and then we’re happy decks. 639 00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:33,209 -All right. -Okay. 640 00:23:39,382 --> 00:23:41,051 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 641 00:23:41,092 --> 00:23:42,969 I am going to come chat to you if you don’t mind for a second. 642 00:23:43,011 --> 00:23:44,763 Yeah, sure. How are you going? 643 00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:46,181 I’m doing all right. 644 00:23:46,222 --> 00:23:48,058 These guys have got quite a bond with each other. 645 00:23:48,099 --> 00:23:50,477 I think because when Luke was here, 646 00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:53,063 he kind of set up the vibe that him and all the boys 647 00:23:53,104 --> 00:23:55,148 were just bros. There were no hours. 648 00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:57,275 There were no, like, set breaks or anything. 649 00:23:57,317 --> 00:23:59,611 -He didn’t like being... -Yeah, okay. 650 00:23:59,652 --> 00:24:01,905 -Mr. Authority Figure. -Which is fine. 651 00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:04,949 But I think they’re going to start rebelling 652 00:24:04,991 --> 00:24:06,618 as soon as I start throwing authority. 653 00:24:06,659 --> 00:24:08,745 -So sh--. -[bleep] No, it’s like... 654 00:24:08,787 --> 00:24:11,164 -That’s silly. -It is. It is. 655 00:24:11,206 --> 00:24:14,250 I can see that Culver’s a little bit like, 656 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:15,960 I think he might have been running the show a little bit. 657 00:24:16,002 --> 00:24:18,546 You’ve got to know your guests. 658 00:24:18,588 --> 00:24:20,006 They’ve at no point ever said, 659 00:24:20,048 --> 00:24:22,092 we’d like some space from the crew. 660 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:24,386 You don’t get tips because they look at the windows. 661 00:24:24,427 --> 00:24:26,805 -And they’re really clean. -Read the itinerary. 662 00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:28,515 Read the guests. 663 00:24:28,556 --> 00:24:30,350 The entire time they want the crew involved with them. 664 00:24:30,392 --> 00:24:33,186 Luke kind of drilled the biggest thing is entertainment. 665 00:24:33,228 --> 00:24:35,980 But I think sometimes they get so focused on it 666 00:24:36,022 --> 00:24:37,440 that they forget to do their job. 667 00:24:37,482 --> 00:24:40,777 I think they need to respect you as the boss. 668 00:24:40,819 --> 00:24:46,574 I am very shocked that Joao is approaching mefor advice. 669 00:24:46,616 --> 00:24:50,829 He’s actually treating me like a real head of department. 670 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:53,915 So has he changed? Maybe. 671 00:24:53,957 --> 00:24:55,500 I wanted to get your advice. 672 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:56,960 And if there’s anything that you feel like... 673 00:24:57,001 --> 00:24:58,670 I’ve got your back, and vice versa. 674 00:24:58,712 --> 00:25:01,256 -Thank you. -Honestly. 675 00:25:01,297 --> 00:25:02,465 Coming up... 676 00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:03,800 Oh, Joao. 677 00:25:03,842 --> 00:25:05,427 Oh, you guys know each other before this. 678 00:25:05,468 --> 00:25:06,428 Yes. 679 00:25:06,469 --> 00:25:07,887 You see this galley? 680 00:25:07,929 --> 00:25:11,933 It’s my territory. You got me? Joao-ah? 681 00:25:16,855 --> 00:25:17,647 -You ready to go back? -Yeah. 682 00:25:20,150 --> 00:25:23,945 All crew, guests are ready to come back to the boat. 683 00:25:23,987 --> 00:25:26,281 Culver, Harry, Joao, you can go ahead. 684 00:25:26,322 --> 00:25:27,782 Okay, copy that. 685 00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:30,076 -You ready, brother? -I’m ready. 686 00:25:30,118 --> 00:25:33,288 Wow. Master of the universe. 687 00:25:33,329 --> 00:25:35,915 Harry and I are making our way in now. 688 00:25:35,957 --> 00:25:37,167 Tender is approaching. 689 00:25:42,255 --> 00:25:43,882 Aesha, just letting you know, 690 00:25:43,923 --> 00:25:45,383 we have just left the beach, over. 691 00:25:45,425 --> 00:25:47,135 Copy. Thank you. 692 00:25:47,177 --> 00:25:49,179 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 693 00:25:51,639 --> 00:25:55,018 Welcome. Gorgeous. 694 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,394 So here’s your little towel. 695 00:25:56,436 --> 00:25:57,979 Are you going to go in and get ready and stuff? 696 00:25:58,021 --> 00:25:59,439 Yeah, we’re going to go get ready now. 697 00:25:59,481 --> 00:26:02,025 All crew, all crew, please change into your blacks. 698 00:26:10,617 --> 00:26:14,954 And the main is the lemon potatoes I’m doing in a corn. 699 00:26:14,996 --> 00:26:16,664 Normally when you think glitz and glam, 700 00:26:16,706 --> 00:26:19,542 you don’t think nutrition, healthy food, vegan 701 00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:21,294 and stuff like that, 702 00:26:21,336 --> 00:26:23,338 but I’m going to try and make this really glamorous for them. 703 00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:25,006 I’m hoping this will zhuzh it up with gold flakes 704 00:26:25,048 --> 00:26:27,092 and edible flowers and stuff. 705 00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:28,510 I love edible gold spray. 706 00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:30,804 I would just cover it all in a beautiful man 707 00:26:30,845 --> 00:26:32,138 and lick it off them. 708 00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,557 [coughs] Culver. 709 00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:37,811 There we go. 710 00:26:37,852 --> 00:26:39,020 Margot, Margot. 711 00:26:39,062 --> 00:26:40,689 Should we start setting the table? 712 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:42,023 Copy. 713 00:26:42,065 --> 00:26:44,442 -Where’s your glitter? -Put it on. 714 00:26:44,484 --> 00:26:45,443 On the side. 715 00:26:47,195 --> 00:26:49,614 -What would Laura do? -She’d always put things there. 716 00:26:49,656 --> 00:26:54,035 The guests tonight want a glitz and glam themed dinner party, 717 00:26:54,077 --> 00:26:56,329 which is great, except for the fact 718 00:26:56,371 --> 00:26:59,791 that I’m terrible at table decor. 719 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:00,875 Wow. 720 00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:02,460 That looks really good. 721 00:27:02,502 --> 00:27:03,670 [laughing] 722 00:27:03,712 --> 00:27:06,089 It looks like a mess from a shower drain. 723 00:27:06,131 --> 00:27:09,384 Do you happen to know if our new stew is good at decor? 724 00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:10,844 Fingers crossed. 725 00:27:10,885 --> 00:27:12,804 It looks like Barney ate a rainbow 726 00:27:12,846 --> 00:27:17,058 and vomited it out, and that’s about as good as I can do. 727 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:20,895 Is there any way we can spice this up? 728 00:27:20,937 --> 00:27:22,397 Not because of your work, 729 00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:24,899 it’s just they’re really bad streamers. 730 00:27:24,941 --> 00:27:27,277 Where’s your glitter? I’ll do your makeup. 731 00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:28,486 Wait, do you know how to do this? 732 00:27:28,528 --> 00:27:31,072 -Yes. -I look like a sad clown. 733 00:27:36,453 --> 00:27:37,871 I know. 734 00:27:37,912 --> 00:27:39,539 -I think once we start dinner... -That’ll be my chance. 735 00:27:39,581 --> 00:27:42,250 That’ll be your chance, and I can just use the guys? 736 00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:43,293 Yeah. 737 00:27:43,334 --> 00:27:46,921 Oh, my God. It’s so good. 738 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:48,715 Glitter Town, USA. 739 00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:51,092 Oh, you guys look amazing. 740 00:27:51,134 --> 00:27:52,594 I love it. 741 00:27:52,635 --> 00:27:54,137 Jessica Rabbit? 742 00:27:54,179 --> 00:27:56,473 It is Jessica Rabbit! 743 00:27:56,514 --> 00:27:58,224 Yes. 744 00:27:59,726 --> 00:28:01,770 -We’re ready to start. -Amazing. 745 00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:02,937 All right, let’s get seated. 746 00:28:02,979 --> 00:28:03,980 Cheffy, cheffy, Aesha. 747 00:28:04,022 --> 00:28:05,815 Just starting to seat guests. 748 00:28:05,857 --> 00:28:06,816 Copy that. 749 00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:08,068 Okay, should I pop down? 750 00:28:08,109 --> 00:28:09,069 -Yeah. Thank you. -All right. 751 00:28:09,110 --> 00:28:10,612 I’ll cabin. 752 00:28:10,653 --> 00:28:13,698 Who do I have to help me running plates tonight? 753 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:16,910 -Aesha, I’m up at the moment. -Yeah, Aesha, I can help too. 754 00:28:16,951 --> 00:28:18,411 Thank you. 755 00:28:18,453 --> 00:28:21,331 That is a dollar store curtain. 756 00:28:21,373 --> 00:28:24,084 Aside from the curtain, it’s a stunning spread. 757 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:26,127 Is that a dollar bill necklace? 758 00:28:26,169 --> 00:28:28,296 -Should I just put it on? -Yeah. 759 00:28:28,338 --> 00:28:29,631 I think it will complete the look. 760 00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,299 Mm-hmm. 761 00:28:31,341 --> 00:28:32,634 Do you think that’s glittery enough? 762 00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:33,635 -Yes. Gorgeous. -Okay. 763 00:28:33,677 --> 00:28:36,262 Amazing. 764 00:28:36,304 --> 00:28:39,933 So this first course is artichoke foam 765 00:28:39,974 --> 00:28:41,810 on top of roasted celeriac. 766 00:28:41,851 --> 00:28:44,813 That’s ----ing beautiful. I had to curse at it. 767 00:28:44,854 --> 00:28:48,775 I’m going to be sh--ting like a fairy later. 768 00:28:48,817 --> 00:28:50,110 That is so good. 769 00:28:50,151 --> 00:28:52,529 Taste it, let it rock your world. 770 00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:55,865 Okay. Let’s see. 771 00:28:55,907 --> 00:28:57,992 What’s up, cheffy? 772 00:28:58,034 --> 00:28:59,327 What are they having for dinner? Chicken? 773 00:28:59,369 --> 00:29:00,120 Chicken. 774 00:29:00,161 --> 00:29:01,579 And then for the vegan, 775 00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:04,708 I’ve stuffed zucchini rolls with dough. 776 00:29:04,749 --> 00:29:06,000 Okay. 777 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,753 Chef, clearing now. 778 00:29:08,795 --> 00:29:10,880 [yawns] 779 00:29:10,922 --> 00:29:12,340 I’m gonna sleep like a baby. 780 00:29:15,093 --> 00:29:16,052 -Fun. -You can go now. 781 00:29:16,094 --> 00:29:17,679 Amazing. 782 00:29:17,721 --> 00:29:19,931 Can we get one more pair of running hands to the gallery? 783 00:29:19,973 --> 00:29:22,392 Careful of the sides because this is all sprayed with gold. 784 00:29:22,434 --> 00:29:24,060 Yep. Coming. Coming. 785 00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:26,479 You need a hand? 786 00:29:26,521 --> 00:29:29,107 You can take a couple, that would be lovely. 787 00:29:29,149 --> 00:29:30,442 Okay. 788 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:32,318 Oh my God. Look at this. 789 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,862 And the captain is here. Hello. 790 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:35,071 Woo! 791 00:29:35,113 --> 00:29:36,698 Oh my God. It’s so glittery! 792 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,116 What is this sorcery? 793 00:29:38,158 --> 00:29:39,659 For this course, 794 00:29:39,701 --> 00:29:41,870 we’ve got chicken with lemon, potato and corn. 795 00:29:41,911 --> 00:29:43,538 And then you’ve got a cashew cream spread. 796 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,999 Okay. Everyone chew and swallow. 797 00:29:46,041 --> 00:29:47,000 -Let’s do this. -Yes. 798 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:48,334 Enjoy. 799 00:29:48,376 --> 00:29:50,378 This looks so gorgeous. This is actual art. 800 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,756 I’m so happy that she’s the chef. 801 00:29:54,924 --> 00:29:56,217 Let’s spray them gold. 802 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:58,762 -How is it? -It’s so good. 803 00:29:58,803 --> 00:30:00,221 Juicy and gorgeous. 804 00:30:00,263 --> 00:30:02,015 -It’s so delicious. -Yay! 805 00:30:02,057 --> 00:30:07,896 Cheffy, the guests lo-o-o-o-ove the dinner. 806 00:30:07,937 --> 00:30:09,439 Thank you. 807 00:30:13,318 --> 00:30:15,070 Just put them there. 808 00:30:15,111 --> 00:30:17,405 Mmm. Well, I’m a happy boy. 809 00:30:17,447 --> 00:30:19,282 So are you doing lates tonight? 810 00:30:19,324 --> 00:30:21,743 No. I finished at 12. 811 00:30:21,785 --> 00:30:23,370 But I’m just trying to get everyone up to par 812 00:30:23,411 --> 00:30:24,788 with actually getting rest and stuff. 813 00:30:24,829 --> 00:30:26,081 Yeah. 814 00:30:26,122 --> 00:30:27,665 -We’ll get this new stew. -Yeah. 815 00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:30,835 Probably be some like leggy blonde model as well. 816 00:30:30,877 --> 00:30:33,088 And we’ll be like, cool. 817 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:34,756 [laughing] 818 00:30:34,798 --> 00:30:36,925 Oh, Joao. 819 00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:38,426 Dude, it’s been so long. 820 00:30:38,468 --> 00:30:39,761 I think the last time I saw you I was in Parma. 821 00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:40,929 Yes. 822 00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:42,764 Oh, you guys know each other before this? 823 00:30:42,806 --> 00:30:44,015 We don’t know each other. I used to shag his mate. 824 00:30:44,057 --> 00:30:45,725 Yeah. 825 00:30:45,767 --> 00:30:48,853 I’m going to start clearing the main in a second? 826 00:30:50,355 --> 00:30:52,065 What? Are you getting jealous of Joao? 827 00:30:52,107 --> 00:30:53,942 Yeah, I am. 828 00:30:53,983 --> 00:30:56,695 New guy. What are you doing? 829 00:30:56,736 --> 00:30:59,614 You see this galley? It’s my territory. 830 00:30:59,656 --> 00:31:03,952 So I suggest you take a lap. All right? You got me? 831 00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:05,787 Joao-ah? 832 00:31:05,829 --> 00:31:07,038 Are you really? 833 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,957 Break his knees if I see him talking to you. 834 00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:12,085 Oh, yeah. That’s the sexiest thing you’ve ever said to me. 835 00:31:12,127 --> 00:31:13,294 Really? 836 00:31:20,677 --> 00:31:21,094 I like boobs. 837 00:31:21,928 --> 00:31:22,929 We like boobs. 838 00:31:22,971 --> 00:31:24,055 How many boobs do you like? 839 00:31:24,097 --> 00:31:25,348 One boob, two boob. 840 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:27,392 -Three. -Three boobs. 841 00:31:27,434 --> 00:31:29,185 -Triple tits. -It’s perfect. 842 00:31:29,227 --> 00:31:30,937 I’m excited to see what’s next. 843 00:31:30,979 --> 00:31:32,355 Same. 844 00:31:32,397 --> 00:31:34,190 All right, we can go out with desert. 845 00:31:34,232 --> 00:31:35,942 These look so good. 846 00:31:37,402 --> 00:31:38,737 -I’ll wash. -Thank you. 847 00:31:38,778 --> 00:31:40,196 Oh, my God. What is this? 848 00:31:40,238 --> 00:31:41,239 Lord. 849 00:31:41,281 --> 00:31:42,907 Oh, my Lord. 850 00:31:42,949 --> 00:31:44,200 This is so good. 851 00:31:44,242 --> 00:31:45,493 It’s like an orgasm in my mouth. 852 00:31:45,535 --> 00:31:46,786 Isn’t that where they usually happen? 853 00:31:49,706 --> 00:31:51,583 -Claudio. -Yes. 854 00:31:51,624 --> 00:31:53,460 Are you doing a Cam4 show at all while we’re here? 855 00:31:53,501 --> 00:31:56,421 I have a huge dildo for you to use. 856 00:31:56,463 --> 00:31:57,714 Should I use that in my app? 857 00:31:57,756 --> 00:31:59,841 Just you deep-throating something. 858 00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:00,884 I’m in. 859 00:32:00,925 --> 00:32:02,260 Time to get ready. 860 00:32:02,302 --> 00:32:04,554 Can I sneak by? Because some of us are performing. 861 00:32:04,596 --> 00:32:05,555 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 862 00:32:05,597 --> 00:32:07,182 What are you still doing? 863 00:32:07,223 --> 00:32:08,933 I just want to flip one load, then I’m going to bet. 864 00:32:08,975 --> 00:32:10,018 -One. -Amazing. 865 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,603 Thank you. 866 00:32:11,644 --> 00:32:13,730 I almost hid from her. 867 00:32:13,772 --> 00:32:15,940 So she wouldn’t give me extra. 868 00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:22,572 Here we go. 869 00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:23,740 [vibrator buzzing] 870 00:32:25,617 --> 00:32:27,285 Yes. Give me that ----ing dick. 871 00:32:27,327 --> 00:32:28,745 Oh. Oh. Oh. 872 00:32:29,829 --> 00:32:31,414 Mmm. 873 00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:33,750 [moaning] 874 00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:36,252 Oh, [bleep]. 875 00:32:36,294 --> 00:32:38,046 Mmm. 876 00:32:38,088 --> 00:32:39,673 So good. 877 00:32:39,714 --> 00:32:41,466 That’s like addictive. 878 00:32:41,508 --> 00:32:42,634 [vibrator stops] 879 00:32:42,676 --> 00:32:43,760 All right. Good night, everyone. 880 00:32:43,802 --> 00:32:46,846 -Hi. -Hello, Harry. 881 00:32:46,888 --> 00:32:48,807 What’s going on with you and Margot? 882 00:32:48,848 --> 00:32:51,893 On drop-off day, you should invite her on a date. 883 00:32:51,935 --> 00:32:54,270 I’ve already said I want to do that. 884 00:32:54,312 --> 00:32:56,064 You should. 885 00:32:56,106 --> 00:32:57,065 But what, so... 886 00:32:57,107 --> 00:32:58,525 I reckon what you should do, 887 00:32:58,566 --> 00:33:00,485 maybe be like, oh, could you meet me on the sundeck. 888 00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:02,612 And then just take up like a couple of the cushions 889 00:33:02,654 --> 00:33:04,072 and stuff, and a bottle of rosé. 890 00:33:04,114 --> 00:33:06,991 I am quite nervous to ask Margot out on a date. 891 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:08,410 I’m pretty sure we’re on the same page. 892 00:33:08,451 --> 00:33:10,495 like, we’re both into each other. 893 00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:12,455 But because of everything that’s happened, 894 00:33:12,497 --> 00:33:13,998 I’ve tried to take a step back. 895 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,584 I’m just trying to go at her pace. 896 00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:18,378 All right, I’ll see you in the morning. 897 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,879 Goodnight. 898 00:33:39,858 --> 00:33:41,985 Now I can take the bottom bunk. 899 00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,244 Did you manage to get the cushions out? 900 00:33:51,286 --> 00:33:52,245 Did you get the cushions out? 901 00:33:52,287 --> 00:33:53,580 -Yeah. -No, not yet. 902 00:33:53,621 --> 00:33:55,206 I was just kind of drying main deck aft. 903 00:33:55,248 --> 00:33:56,541 I just want to get it all, so... 904 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,126 -Okay. -I’ll do a quick background. 905 00:33:58,168 --> 00:33:59,210 Okay, cool. 906 00:33:59,252 --> 00:34:00,712 Gay brunch. 907 00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:04,382 So we should probably all, 908 00:34:04,424 --> 00:34:05,675 like, dress up and bring food out. 909 00:34:05,717 --> 00:34:07,844 I was thinking, one of you guys could put 910 00:34:07,886 --> 00:34:10,055 that gag ball in your mouth when you come out? 911 00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:12,015 Oh, [bleep] my life. 912 00:34:12,057 --> 00:34:14,893 Do you think this kind of looks like a vagina? 913 00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:17,354 Vagina napkins. Good job. 914 00:34:17,395 --> 00:34:19,022 Thank you. 915 00:34:19,064 --> 00:34:21,191 Deck team, deck team. We are dressing up 916 00:34:21,232 --> 00:34:25,070 in our budgie smugglers and we are serving brunch. 917 00:34:25,111 --> 00:34:27,989 Good morning. 918 00:34:28,031 --> 00:34:30,283 -Go get your outfit on. -Yes. 919 00:34:30,325 --> 00:34:31,910 What are you worried about? 920 00:34:31,951 --> 00:34:33,912 I just have a whole bunch going on with mine right now. 921 00:34:38,124 --> 00:34:39,834 Big gay branch for sure. 922 00:34:39,876 --> 00:34:43,254 Oh, come on. My whole ----ing sack is going to be out. 923 00:34:43,296 --> 00:34:44,297 That’s the point, mate. 924 00:34:44,339 --> 00:34:46,591 Oh, my God, bro. Come on. 925 00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:48,343 I don’t get paid enough for this sh--. 926 00:34:48,385 --> 00:34:50,470 I’m pretty sure we do. I’m pretty sure we get paid heaps. 927 00:34:51,930 --> 00:34:55,433 This is definitely a vagina. 928 00:34:55,475 --> 00:34:58,937 Oh, man. I’m really trying to cram into this damn sock. 929 00:34:58,978 --> 00:35:00,480 [laughing] 930 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:04,609 You were born for this. You were born for this. 931 00:35:04,651 --> 00:35:06,444 Big gay brunch. 932 00:35:06,486 --> 00:35:07,946 Right, bananas. 933 00:35:07,987 --> 00:35:09,948 Then we can literally stick a banana like that. 934 00:35:09,989 --> 00:35:11,324 They’re going to take it from you anyway. 935 00:35:11,366 --> 00:35:12,617 All right, thanks. 936 00:35:12,659 --> 00:35:14,285 [laughing] 937 00:35:14,327 --> 00:35:15,662 You don’t have to. 938 00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:17,247 There are many different methods of management. 939 00:35:17,288 --> 00:35:19,916 My management style is to come down hard on these guys 940 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:23,086 as well as create a friendship with them. 941 00:35:23,128 --> 00:35:25,380 Where are the big ones? 942 00:35:25,422 --> 00:35:27,298 Oh, [bleep], this is funny. 943 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,217 I want a balance between the two. 944 00:35:29,259 --> 00:35:31,011 It’s one of the hardest things to do. 945 00:35:31,052 --> 00:35:33,138 I’m still working it out, but we’ll get there. 946 00:35:33,179 --> 00:35:34,764 [laughing] 947 00:35:36,599 --> 00:35:40,770 All right, I’ve got most of the guests sitting at the table. 948 00:35:40,812 --> 00:35:42,105 Let’s get up there. 949 00:35:42,147 --> 00:35:43,773 You can’t even move in these things. 950 00:35:43,815 --> 00:35:46,443 Who’s are new guest? She’s really pretty. 951 00:35:46,484 --> 00:35:47,527 Areola. 952 00:35:47,569 --> 00:35:49,237 Oh, my God. Areola. 953 00:35:49,279 --> 00:35:53,199 Cheffy, are you ready for the big gay brunch or what? 954 00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,789 Whenever you guys are ready. 955 00:35:59,831 --> 00:36:01,624 I’ll carry the rolls, the buns. 956 00:36:04,794 --> 00:36:07,213 Chef, what have you prepared for us today? 957 00:36:07,255 --> 00:36:08,757 We’re starving. 958 00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:10,175 Well, good morning. 959 00:36:10,216 --> 00:36:11,509 What? 960 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:14,971 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 961 00:36:15,013 --> 00:36:16,514 The unicorn. 962 00:36:16,556 --> 00:36:19,517 Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me? 963 00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:20,685 The ball gag. 964 00:36:20,727 --> 00:36:22,145 [shouting] 965 00:36:24,564 --> 00:36:25,732 Boys, boys, boys. 966 00:36:25,774 --> 00:36:27,567 Oh, my God. I need a group photo. 967 00:36:27,609 --> 00:36:29,319 -Here we go. -Come on. 968 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,862 One, two. 969 00:36:30,904 --> 00:36:34,032 I don’t believe my life. 970 00:36:34,074 --> 00:36:35,116 Holy sh--. 971 00:36:35,158 --> 00:36:36,910 That hot pink speedo. 972 00:36:36,951 --> 00:36:38,203 Yeah. 973 00:36:38,244 --> 00:36:39,537 Bought it myself. It’s actually Australian. 974 00:36:39,579 --> 00:36:41,539 Oh, the unicorn. 975 00:36:41,581 --> 00:36:43,416 Hey, what’s going on? 976 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:46,211 Woo! 977 00:36:46,252 --> 00:36:47,879 Oh, boys. 978 00:36:54,636 --> 00:36:56,763 How is this possible? 979 00:36:56,805 --> 00:37:00,225 This is so dirty. I love it. 980 00:37:00,266 --> 00:37:02,769 Holy cow. 981 00:37:04,938 --> 00:37:06,398 Stay. 982 00:37:06,439 --> 00:37:08,525 Vegan rainbow pancakes. 983 00:37:08,566 --> 00:37:10,568 It has pearls on it. Look at that. 984 00:37:10,610 --> 00:37:13,154 We have some pancakes. 985 00:37:13,196 --> 00:37:14,739 You guys are incredible. 986 00:37:14,781 --> 00:37:16,408 I’m going to cry. 987 00:37:16,449 --> 00:37:17,909 -You nailed it. -You too, bro. 988 00:37:17,951 --> 00:37:19,703 It’s funny. See, hey, you don’t think 989 00:37:19,744 --> 00:37:21,329 you have these stuff in you, 990 00:37:21,371 --> 00:37:22,789 but then you just do it and it’s like, 991 00:37:22,831 --> 00:37:23,957 oh, it wasn’t actually that bad? 992 00:37:26,584 --> 00:37:27,919 Fair enough. 993 00:37:27,961 --> 00:37:29,379 Oh, this was outstanding. 994 00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:31,506 I can’t wait to get out there, everybody. 995 00:37:31,548 --> 00:37:32,632 -Yes. -Let’s go get ready. 996 00:37:32,674 --> 00:37:34,217 Shorts, shorter. 997 00:37:36,594 --> 00:37:38,346 Harry, look. 998 00:37:38,388 --> 00:37:39,681 Dolphins! 999 00:37:39,723 --> 00:37:41,099 -How many? Two? -No, there’s like six. 1000 00:37:41,141 --> 00:37:42,517 What? 1001 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:46,229 Oh, I want to swim with the dolphins in like the wild. 1002 00:37:46,271 --> 00:37:47,272 How was the morning? 1003 00:37:47,313 --> 00:37:48,773 It was so great. 1004 00:37:48,815 --> 00:37:50,525 It was a really good morning. 1005 00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:53,278 Next charter, I’m going to ask to be on mornings. 1006 00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:54,487 Appreciate it. 1007 00:37:54,529 --> 00:37:56,031 I love mornings. It’s so quiet. 1008 00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:57,157 We’ll be on mornings and we can have a coffee. 1009 00:37:57,198 --> 00:37:58,908 Yeah, we’ll bring that back. 1010 00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:01,244 -One more day, right? -One more day. 1011 00:38:01,286 --> 00:38:03,830 And then, are we going to watch the sunset on the sun deck? 1012 00:38:03,872 --> 00:38:06,166 Nice sunset date. 1013 00:38:06,207 --> 00:38:08,918 -Are you asking right now? -I’m asking you. 1014 00:38:11,212 --> 00:38:12,172 Coming up... 1015 00:38:12,213 --> 00:38:13,465 -Let’s go up. -Coming up. 1016 00:38:13,506 --> 00:38:15,592 Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 1017 00:38:15,633 --> 00:38:17,677 -Jesus. -No, no, no, no, no. 1018 00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,304 -Hey. -Oh my God, he’s right there. 1019 00:38:30,065 --> 00:38:31,191 Haven’t we got a sunset date on the sun deck? 1020 00:38:32,901 --> 00:38:33,902 Do we? 1021 00:38:33,943 --> 00:38:35,528 -Do you want to? -Oh, sure. 1022 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:36,529 Are you asking me right now? 1023 00:38:36,571 --> 00:38:37,697 I’m asking you. 1024 00:38:37,739 --> 00:38:38,907 Yeah! 1025 00:38:38,948 --> 00:38:40,658 Just ask. 1026 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,619 -I’ll try to get ready quickly. -It doesn’t have to be long. 1027 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:44,245 -I would love to. -Yeah. 1028 00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:45,455 -All right, I can’t wait. -I’ll see you there. 1029 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:46,706 Yeah, but not before then. 1030 00:38:46,748 --> 00:38:48,917 You know. 1031 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:52,087 I definitely enjoy this flirty little relationship 1032 00:38:52,128 --> 00:38:55,632 that Harry and I have so far. It just seems harmless. 1033 00:38:55,674 --> 00:38:58,927 And I think most guys if they only like you 1034 00:38:58,968 --> 00:39:02,305 for like basically sex. 1035 00:39:02,347 --> 00:39:04,057 But with Harry, it seems like 1036 00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:06,101 it’s not about that at all for him. 1037 00:39:06,142 --> 00:39:08,061 So it’ll just be fun. 1038 00:39:08,103 --> 00:39:10,605 -I’m excited now. -Okay, me too. 1039 00:39:10,647 --> 00:39:12,357 Were you listening? 1040 00:39:12,399 --> 00:39:15,944 Sunset drinks on the sun deck after the, after the drop-off. 1041 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,614 I nailed it. It’s the best feeling in the world. 1042 00:39:19,656 --> 00:39:22,992 Like, cha-ching, success. 1043 00:39:23,034 --> 00:39:24,327 Sealed the deal. 1044 00:39:24,369 --> 00:39:27,664 -The plan worked. -It worked. It worked. 1045 00:39:27,706 --> 00:39:31,126 Aesha, Aesha. Can you come to the bridge, please? 1046 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:32,127 Totally. 1047 00:39:32,168 --> 00:39:34,462 Okay. Here we go. 1048 00:39:34,504 --> 00:39:35,797 -Look. -Oh, yes. 1049 00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:37,549 I’d like to run over the CV 1050 00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:40,385 of the new second stewardess that’s coming. 1051 00:39:40,427 --> 00:39:42,262 Oh, she’s pretty. 1052 00:39:46,850 --> 00:39:47,809 You’re all right. 1053 00:39:47,851 --> 00:39:49,310 Right. 1054 00:39:49,352 --> 00:39:52,731 True North. That’s exploration, adventure. 1055 00:39:52,772 --> 00:39:54,566 20 to 30 guests at one time 1056 00:39:54,607 --> 00:39:57,652 with a minimal interior. Four stewardesses. 1057 00:39:57,694 --> 00:39:58,945 Right. So she was chief? 1058 00:39:58,987 --> 00:40:00,488 She was from second to chief. Yeah. 1059 00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:03,116 As long as Jamie doesn’t have a million opinions 1060 00:40:03,158 --> 00:40:05,201 and is okay with bottled lime juice, 1061 00:40:05,243 --> 00:40:08,329 we’re going to get along just fine. 1062 00:40:08,371 --> 00:40:10,707 It looks like she’ll be here for dinner service. 1063 00:40:10,749 --> 00:40:11,875 Amazing. I’d love that. 1064 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,334 Then I can see what she’s got. 1065 00:40:13,376 --> 00:40:14,461 Yeah, perfect. 1066 00:40:15,837 --> 00:40:16,796 So you can paddle board? 1067 00:40:16,838 --> 00:40:18,214 -Yes. -Okay. 1068 00:40:18,256 --> 00:40:19,924 I’ve never paddle boarded before. Really. 1069 00:40:19,966 --> 00:40:21,134 Would you rather a two-person kayak 1070 00:40:21,176 --> 00:40:22,135 and one of the crew go with you? 1071 00:40:22,177 --> 00:40:23,470 Yeah, she needs assistance. 1072 00:40:23,511 --> 00:40:25,221 -You go pick one. -Pick one of the men. 1073 00:40:25,263 --> 00:40:26,848 -Who do you want? -Joao? 1074 00:40:26,890 --> 00:40:28,058 Yes. 1075 00:40:28,099 --> 00:40:29,517 You want to go for a kayak, mate? 1076 00:40:29,559 --> 00:40:30,810 Yeah. No worries. 1077 00:40:30,852 --> 00:40:31,811 Perfect. 1078 00:40:31,853 --> 00:40:33,355 -Absolutely. -Yeah! 1079 00:40:37,317 --> 00:40:38,651 Let’s go. Let’s go. 1080 00:40:38,693 --> 00:40:40,403 Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. 1081 00:40:43,198 --> 00:40:46,242 What are you doing, Skyy? Going paddleboarding? 1082 00:40:46,284 --> 00:40:48,078 Yay! 1083 00:40:49,287 --> 00:40:51,122 Yeah. Get you some. 1084 00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:55,543 Do you want to paddle? Or should I do all the work? 1085 00:40:55,585 --> 00:40:58,421 I’m just going to hold one just in case. 1086 00:40:59,964 --> 00:41:01,466 Let’s do it. 1087 00:41:01,508 --> 00:41:04,302 Harry just asked me if I wanted to have sunset drinks. 1088 00:41:04,344 --> 00:41:06,054 Oh! 1089 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,431 That is the cutest thing. 1090 00:41:08,473 --> 00:41:09,974 You can help me choose my outfit. 1091 00:41:10,016 --> 00:41:11,726 We’re having drinks on the sun deck 1092 00:41:11,768 --> 00:41:13,228 before we all go out tomorrow. 1093 00:41:13,269 --> 00:41:15,438 So some smooching might be happening. 1094 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,107 Probably. 1095 00:41:18,817 --> 00:41:20,944 We have to get this tender up. 1096 00:41:20,985 --> 00:41:22,278 Really? 1097 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,030 Harry, can you just jump in there, mate? 1098 00:41:24,072 --> 00:41:25,407 Get the strops ready on the tender, please? 1099 00:41:25,448 --> 00:41:26,199 Yep. 1100 00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:27,534 -Culver? -Yeah. 1101 00:41:27,575 --> 00:41:28,743 Can you get the crane ready, my friend? 1102 00:41:28,785 --> 00:41:30,578 Okay. 1103 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:32,706 Okay, Adam. Can you come and grab a line 1104 00:41:32,747 --> 00:41:34,040 and we’ll pick this tender up? 1105 00:41:34,082 --> 00:41:36,418 -Let’s go in one, two, right? -Yes. 1106 00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:37,502 So one, two. 1107 00:41:37,544 --> 00:41:39,379 When you get out with Northern Sun, 1108 00:41:39,421 --> 00:41:41,923 the boat tends to roll a lot when you’re in certain seas. 1109 00:41:41,965 --> 00:41:43,591 So if you’re lifting a tender, 1110 00:41:43,633 --> 00:41:46,803 as soon as you get that wind, as soon as you get that swell. 1111 00:41:46,845 --> 00:41:49,222 Chill for a second until we get his lines, okay? 1112 00:41:49,264 --> 00:41:50,682 That tender’s going to swing. 1113 00:41:50,724 --> 00:41:52,976 You just got to be really careful lifting it up. 1114 00:41:53,018 --> 00:41:55,311 Hook down and then go to turtle. 1115 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,778 All right, Harry, I’m going to come cable down. 1116 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:05,655 -A little bit more. -Yep. 1117 00:42:06,948 --> 00:42:07,907 -Feels good, Harry? -More. 1118 00:42:07,949 --> 00:42:08,950 -Cool. -Yep. 1119 00:42:08,992 --> 00:42:10,201 Take weight. 1120 00:42:10,243 --> 00:42:11,453 Okay, get her out of the water. 1121 00:42:11,494 --> 00:42:13,538 Stop that. Okay. 1122 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:14,831 Let him out. 1123 00:42:14,873 --> 00:42:16,499 It’s safe there. Let it stop rolling around. 1124 00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:18,460 The more you’re out here, the better. 1125 00:42:18,501 --> 00:42:19,586 So when you come up, it’s going to want to come in. 1126 00:42:19,627 --> 00:42:21,588 -Okay. -You want some space. 1127 00:42:21,629 --> 00:42:23,089 You’re all the way out, aren’t you? 1128 00:42:23,131 --> 00:42:25,508 Yeah, I’m all the way extended. Yeah. 1129 00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:27,969 Slow and steady. Get her up nice and slow. 1130 00:42:28,011 --> 00:42:29,971 Keep coming. As soon as I say clear. 1131 00:42:30,013 --> 00:42:31,139 -Okay. -You’re going to come around. 1132 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:32,474 -All right. -Let’s go up. 1133 00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:33,308 Coming up. 1134 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,643 Keep coming. Slow speed. 1135 00:42:35,685 --> 00:42:36,644 Stop. 1136 00:42:36,686 --> 00:42:37,729 -Ah. -Damn it. 1137 00:42:37,771 --> 00:42:39,147 -Stop. -What the [bleep]? 1138 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:40,398 What happened then? 1139 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,441 Anti... Oh. 1140 00:42:41,483 --> 00:42:43,610 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1141 00:42:44,903 --> 00:42:47,822 -Oh. -Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1142 00:42:47,864 --> 00:42:50,116 Jesus. 1143 00:42:50,158 --> 00:42:52,327 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1144 00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:54,454 -Okay. -What the [bleep] was that? 1145 00:42:54,496 --> 00:42:55,830 Go down. Go down. Go down. 1146 00:42:55,872 --> 00:42:57,749 Go down? Go out? All right. Hold on. 1147 00:42:57,791 --> 00:42:59,542 Boom down. 1148 00:42:59,584 --> 00:43:01,336 Stop. Stop. 1149 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:03,630 -Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. -Boom down. Boom down. 1150 00:43:03,672 --> 00:43:04,756 No, no, no, no, no. 1151 00:43:04,798 --> 00:43:06,216 -Hey. -Oh, my God. He’s right there. 1152 00:43:06,257 --> 00:43:09,177 -He’s right there. -[bleep]