Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...
This is nice.
Look at that.
I could get used to this.
-Which part? -All of it.
I think you make out like you couldn’t be with anyone,
but you don’t actually want to be with anyone.
I don’t mind being with someone.
Yeah.
I have a reputation when it comes to women
and who I was in my past.
But there’s no doubt that I’ve changed.
Magic touch.
Feeling pretty good in laundry, feeling good in housekeeping.
What I learn the most is when I’m up helping Aesha in service.
If you’re ever like, I don’t want to be night girl,
I would be down to try it.
Maybe like just another one or two,
just to keep practicing.
I have a very serious request.
All the men are going to be in budgie’s tomorrow morning.
And I’m not gonna in them.
Yes, you are.
This is your budgie brunch.
[cheering]
Yay!
Deck team. Get ready for anchor.
Wait, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
That’s a [bleep] up.
Deck point of view, you do struggle
when it comes to actual deck experience.
The severity of what just happened.
I’m leaning towards letting Adam go.
Culver, you jumped in the tender,
but it’s still got sh-- in it and it’s still got sand.
So if you don’t mind cleaning it up,
and that’s what I was saying about initiative.
If you see something, just do it.
If anyone deserves a firing, it’s Culver.
I’m thinking about bringing in someone with experience.
Culver’s not being called out for the safe things
because he’s not doing anything.
I’ve caught Culver doing a lot less than anyone else.
And that’s what I’m concerned about.
I’m over this.
-It has to be put to bed. -Hundred percent.
I’m thinking about bringing in a lead deckhand.
Someone with experience.
Look, at the end of the day, I think I can get Adam
to figure his stuff out to be on my side to work.
I don’t know if I can do it with Culver.
It’s just that I’ve been working with them on deck
and it’s quite tough.
Disappointing. I had the same issues last year.
Yeah.
However...
I’ve got Adam in my mind.
I’m listening to Joao.
I’m not going to dismiss what he’s saying.
I think his situation with Culver can be managed
and something he can learn to manage.
Plus, Adam releasing the anchor whilst underway
to me, this was too close to comfort.
Ten years ago, I pulled into Singapore
and saw crew member die on the fore-peak of a vessel
from the same thing, a chain going in.
These things happen and we need to be responsible on deck.
Now, if I can remove one and bring someone else in
that’s got some experience and then shake the other one up,
-so that’s kind of in my head. -Okay.
Righto, we’ll be arriving probably
in the next 10 to 15 minutes.
Let’s rally the troops.
I’ll get everyone up.
[bleep] my life.
Interior. Interior, Joao.
Be ready in about 10 minutes. I’ll meet you guys on deck.
-Should I change soon? -Yeah, you can get changed.
They’ve already made the room look beautiful.
Ugh.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
This is going to be an interesting docking in the rain.
Visibility is bad.
Yeah, less than two miles.
You know we only come on this boat for two nights, right?
Oh, God, I’ve got all this stuff, too.
I love how you call it a spray jacket.
What do you call it?
-A rain jacket. -Oh.
When would I throw the bow line?
So you’ll throw it as soon as they get their spring off.
-For me? -Yes.
Okay, aft deck, I’m ready to go in when you are.
We have 40 meters to go forward.
Bow is 40 meters from the dock.
Are you going to pull them up a little bit?
Pull yours up just a tad.
Last time we were docking, I made an incredible mistake.
But then also, I haven’t stopped thinking
about the anchor situation since it happened.
So as we’re coming into the dock,
I’m so worried I’m going to make another mistake here.
Oh, man. Like...
-Keep an eye on that. -Yeah, I got this.
-Two meters from the dock.
We are sending our spring line on now.
Thank you. The stern line is locked off.
Bow line on.
Okay, tighten that crossover up.
We’re all tight.
Okay, that’s good. Fenders in. Good work, team.
Okay, luggage and penguin suits.
And back that up just a bit. Just a tiny bit.
Done.
Adam, don’t steal my things.
Taking them back to Brooklyn.
All crew, all crew, can we meet on the aft deck?
Fun idea.
Get used to life on land again.
Right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
[chattering]
-Thank you very much, sir. -You’re a legend.
Oh, my God, thank you so much. This was like the best thing.
I’m glad you got everything out.
Yeah, we did.
I would say that Harry tolerated our minor sexual harassment.
Like, that was great.
The food was the best food I’ve ever had.
Literally so good.
I really appreciate everything.
Well, thank you guys so much.
-Thank you. -You guys have been so lovely.
-Bye! -Thanks, guys.
-See you later. -Bye.
-We’ll see you later. -See you.
All right, guys. Good docking.
Let’s get our blues back on. We know the drill.
Thank you.
Hey, hey.
-Are you happy? -Yeah, bro.
Stop ----ing asking me that.
-I’m just checking. -No, mate. Stop checking.
Don’t you want me to check if you’re happy?
-No. -All right.
This is my least favorite bed by far.
Well, just because it’s so poofy.
Yeah.
Is there a deckhand free for 10 minutes?
Joao, Joao, do you copy?
Can you pop up to the bridge, mate, please?
-Copy. -Hey, yo.
Hi. I need the boxes for this.
Was it just sauce?
Yeah, then here’s the spaghetti.
You can go check the fridge downstairs.
These definitely got to go down.
How’s it going, Cap?
I’ve taken in what you’ve said.
However, my decision is to let Adam go.
Based solely off general deck experience,
anchor being dropped underway.
-There needs to be a change. -Okay.
However, the Culver issue is an issue.
-Yes. -Okay.
So, I’ll be having a word to him.
-Okay. -Saying that he’s very lucky.
Yeah.
Okay, so this is the guy I’ve got now.
-Okay. -He’s got big boat experience.
He’s got small boat experience.
-Jet boat driving. -Right.
As I said, I respect everything you’ve brought to me.
I appreciate it.
So, I’m going to have a tip meeting with them.
-Okay. -I’m going to leave Adam behind.
Okay.
I’ll tell him at the tip meeting.
Okay, no problem.
Yeah, thank you very much, Cap. I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yeah, it’s... it’s tough.
It’s never nice to let someone go.
I like Adam. I’ve got a lot of empathy for him.
He’s been trained commercially to a high level.
He’s got some good certification.
However, on deck, there’s been too many mistakes.
Unfortunately, I’m six charters into it.
I cannot have unreliability on deck anymore.
You think that’s enough food for the next two days?
Yeah, this is amazing.
All crew, all crew, all crew.
Can we gather in the main salon for a tip meeting, please?
Copy.
-May I? -You may.
Hi.
All right, that was a good charter.
I think we still need to go
a little bit better across the board.
Deck team, we know where we’ve gone wrong.
Let’s get it together. Okay?
From a tip point of view, there’s $15,000 US.
There’s $1,250 each.
-Yay! -Woo!
As for the helmet, I think the only person
that really deserves it is the person that bloody
got me into budgie smugglers this week.
You dropped something?
[laughing]
So that’s Aesha.
[cheering]
Thank you so much for that, by the way.
This is a very small price to pay to get Jason
in his budgies, and I would do it again.
It’s an honor. Thank you.
All right, today’s a turnaround.
Tomorrow, we’re picking up charter.
Provisions are coming in.
And we’re hitting the ground running.
-Good work. -Oh, neat.
Okay.
Joao and Adam, can I have a bit of a chat
with you guys here for a sec?
[bleep]
I do not want to see Adam being fired.
It’s just so heartbreaking.
All right, you know I went into this charter,
I wanted 100% from everyone.
You’re a definitely great bloke.
You definitely are good in the bridge, but on deck,
I don’t think you’ve got the experience for super yachts.
And that anchor being dropped underway
is kind of where I draw the line.
We’re gonna let you go
and we’re gonna bring an elite deckhand.
I just need someone with a lot more experience, okay?
Yeah, I apologize for, you know, even...
creating that for the time that I was here.
But yeah, thank you very much for giving me the opportunity.
And man, you’ve progressed 100%.
Honestly, you can ask Cap
I’ve come in with good words about you.
And I understand on Cap’s side it’s been a hard decision.
Thank you.
Well done. I really appreciate it.
Yeah, thank you.
I can’t believe it.
I was learning a lot and I was having a lot of fun.
It just sucks that it’s getting cut short.
I completely messed up.
You don’t really have anyone to blame but yourself.
When the guests leave the boat,
make sure the first thing that we go and do
is prepare the welcome towels and cocktails.
-You all right? -No, I’m gone, brother.
-What? -Yeah.
Are you gone? Are you leaving?
No, I’m not leaving. They fired me.
-They did not. -Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
-I’m gutted. -Yeah, brother.
Aw... I’m sorry.
-It’s okay. -I’m really sorry.
-How was the debrief? -Fine.
-All right. -Adam’s going to go.
We have a lead deck with more experience
because captain feels that we need it.
I will say this...
The decision was made mutually
but also at the same time
there was a lot of ups and downs as to who
because Adam is a really good worker as well.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to understand there’s a lot of pressure on you.
I do believe that captain’s going to speak to you.
He just wants a good deck team.
Yeah.
-Cool, man. All right. -Sweet.
He’s crazy. I’m not going to get fired. What?
He’s a ----ing idiot, I’ll tell you.
Just, you know, I’m just like, okay.
I can’t. Sorry.
I’m just, I’m redlining because I know
what he’s like and it just ----ing infuriates me.
Thanks, Joao. Appreciate it.
You’re the man.
They just let Adam go.
What?
Yeah, they’ve literally just fired Adam.
That just sucks to see.
Oh, that poor boy.
-Yeah. -Oh, no.
For next charter, I would love to have you on service.
You think I can do it?
Of course, I think you can do it.
You’re a really quick learner
and I think that you’ll be absolutely fine.
Yeah.
I’ve just been demoted to third stew.
Lucky for Margot, I’m not bigger than the work.
Like, I’m happy to help her out.
I’m going to make the most of it, have fun.
But this is the only time.
-It’ll be good. -Okay.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Let’s go before I cry, quick. I don’t want to cry.
Get the [bleep] out of here.
-Hi, are you okay? -Just really unexpected.
Wait, what are you talking about?
Adam just got fired.
Wait, what?
-Yeah. -I feel like so sad.
I love him.
-Adam got fired. -What?
-Thank you. -I do wish you luck, mate.
-Thank you. -I don’t think you need it.
That’s so crazy.
-Are you okay? -I’m okay.
Adam’s got a lot of potential.
He’s a great guy, but at the end of the day,
there’s some safety issues there that, you know.
-Yeah. -I have to just go.
-Yeah. -Enough’s enough.
Joao is lacking out there.
So we need to bring in someone to help him.
-See you, mate. -Hold it down.
See you brother.
Keep in touch, brother. Honest.
Yo, stay safe. Everybody.
-Anything you need, let me know. -Watch your head.
Keep in touch, aye?
-Watch your head. -Watch my head? Yeah.
You know, I never really did anything like this before.
I knew it was going to be a big shock when I came into it.
I learned an insane amount.
See you around, man. You’re amazing.
My next plan is to hopefully get up
to captain in a commercial world.
Get my mom, the kids in a house,
and then after that’s done,
I’ll probably go back to yachting.
Like, this is sick. You kidding me?
Have you seen what we’ve been doing?
It’s like the best job in the world.
Adam, come give them a quick hug.
-See ya! -Hey, uh... Oh!
Booby!
Oh!
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh, come on.
[laughing]
-Miss you all ready. -Cheers, boy.
Culver, can you come to the bridge, please?
Copy that.
That’s my least favorite goodbye of my whole entire life.
We’re wet out there, mate.
Um...
Joao has brought me a bit of a list of things about yourself.
Yeah.
About picking things up, you know, just tidiness,
thinking ahead, everything we talked about before the charter.
Yep.
I need you to actually start thinking ahead.
Put in that extra.
I know you got the energy, so just do it.
-All right. -We all good?
Yeah, we’re good. I can promise you, Captain,
I’m trying to put my best foot forward.
It isn’t like I’m sleeping in or trying to make mistakes.
You know, I’m just still trying to get in that groove, and...
Yeah.
At the end of the day, I just want to make you proud.
Mate, you’ve got the experience, I know you have.
-Yeah. -Okay?
So, just bring it on.
Bro...
Joao has been going to the captain and being like,
Culver sucks at his job, he’s not taking initiative.
It’s just like, are you ----ing kidding me right now?
This is literally just a miscommunication thing,
and you’re just putting it on this magnifying glass,
but like, I’m sick of it.
-I’ll step it up. -Thanks, mate.
Yep.
Coming up...
What’s up, bud?
Oh, he’s a good-looking chap, is he?
-Welcome. -Nice to meet you, too.
He’s a beauty queen.
He looks like James Franco’s brother.
-Yep. -What’s up?
Oh, geez.
How are you feeling?
Just very emotional.
No, of course.
You have to treat every day like you’re disposable
-and it sounds so sh--. -It’s horrible.
Literally as long as you do anything you can for that day
to make it work so that if you do get fired
you know you’ve done everything you could.
Such a horrible way to think and be in an environment.
But it is that environment.
Salary is not even worth that.
Tsarina, Joao and Aesha.
Can we meet in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy.
-Hey, Cap. -Hello.
How are we?
-Charter Seven. -Seven.
Right. Tom Shelton is a highly successful property developer
in eastern Australia.
He’s chartering this shop with his long-term friends.
Most of these guests own their own boats
but this will be their first luxury vacation as a group.
-Lads holiday then, hey? -Mmm.
Itinerary requests.
A beautiful swim and snorkel is the guest’s highest priority.
Joao, do you want to do night one?
The lead deckhand will be coming in tomorrow morning.
It should be a change in the air.
-Yep, yep. -Enjoy yourselves out tonight.
-Thanks. -Thanks, cap.
Oh.
Okay, Margot, he’s not dead.
You need attention. All right.
No.
What was that?
Oh, we look so cute.
-We’re happy? -Yeah.
I’m sorry for not showing you as much attention.
Look, me and Margot have spent some time apart last charter.
I love you always.
But, like, sometimes I’m just like,
okay, he’s just like friend vibes.
And I’m feeling good about it.
Well, you said it. It’s back.
We’re just going to be friends.
And I’m totally okay with that.
It’s a big ocean. There’s plenty of fish in the sea.
I just wanted to make sure.
Excellent.
How’s that attention going for you?
-Yeah. -Oh.
Baby.
Oh.
I hate that shirt. I think you should change your shirt.
Okay, I’m going to get out of here and go change again.
Like, whatever.
Oh, my God. I can’t wait to have a cocktail.
Oh. Look at you!
-Okay, let’s go. -Yes.
Let’s do this.
All right. Let’s go to the club and have a party.
I want a go dance.
Oh.
Work tomorrow, party tonight.
Let’s get, let’s get, let’s get, let’s get.
----ed up.
Three Wolves, baby. This is a good place. Trust me.
Oh.
[chattering]
This is our Davidson Plums sour.
Oh, this looks amazing.
Cheers!
[shouting]
I love it.
-Wee. -Wee.
[singing]
I’ll get my drink.
It’s really good. What’s all in there again?
Say again?
-Dragonfruit syrup. -Oh, it’s so good.
I just can’t seem to get my straw right.
Where’d my drink go?
No.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that’s how I feel about the whole ----ing thing.
I ain’t going nowhere.
But...
I think that you should ask her.
That’s mine, bitch.
Shut up.
-All right, shall we go? -All right, let’s go home.
This is my seat.
No, no, I don’t go into the back.
Come on, lovebirds.
Okay, give me some hands.
Ow! My nuts!
My nuts!
Yeah, I can see it.
Must go to bed.
I’m just going to throw this shizzle in my room.
-Culver! -Kim.
How you doing?
Some awkward times on the boat.
Jason fired another crew member.
You’re just cranking out charters.
You’re doing your best.
And if you’re not at this level, you’re fired.
This isn’t a training program.
You got to know it or you go home.
Right, but yeah, but you got a lot of frustration
in your voice and you need to de-escalate that.
This is what I ----ing want.
You want all of this seasoning?
Get it in the bowl.
I’m getting it in the bowl.
Go!
I’m just dealing with this new bosun who’s like,
not a lot of fun, very serious yachting.
Guess who really manages me, though?
Oh, this one.
This one is the real manager.
Uh-oh.
He’s so grumpy.
He doesn’t get like that often, but when he does,
it’s like he’s got to get out of his own head.
Nice to meet you, by the way.
The saying is, save your drama for your mama.
And that’s what I do.
All right, Kim. Love you.
So nice to meet you.
Bye.
-Okay. -Mm?
Do you feel better now after talking to your mama?
Yeah, obviously.
It’s so good.
Want some more?
Maybe I’m just sexually frustrated.
I don’t know.
But, Joao, he’s my happy place at the moment.
So I’ve got the angel there just being like, no, Tsarina.
He’s so kind. He’s so sweet.
And then I have, no, Tsarina, you idiot. Stop it.
You know what he’s like.
Yeah.
And then I got the vagina puppet going, feed me.
-Night. -Cool.
[alarm beeping]
-Mm. Delectable. -Good morning.
Good morning, Captain.
If we have the champagne when they come on.
Yeah.
And then when they get to the platter,
-we’ll have the Bloody Mary’s. -Okay.
I think I’ve got to meet my new roommate.
Apparently, he’s a lead deckhand.
Yeah, this guy’s probably very experienced.
Hey, mate. How are ya?
Oh, nice to meet you. I’m Harry.
-You’re on the top. -Luka.
-How’s it going? -What’s up, mate?
So he’s a good looking chap, is he?
New kid on the block.
-Welcome aboard, mate. -Nice to meet you.
You too, mate.
Take your shoes off, put your bag down there as well.
Let’s walk up the bridge.
How’s the season been?
Busy, mate.
-Margot. -Yeah?
How are you? This is Luka.
-Oh, hi. -That’s Margot.
-Hello. -Nice to meet you.
Welcome. Nice to meet you too.
He’s a beauty queen. That’s crazy.
Have you seen his eyelashes?
They’re real.
Aesha, Aesha, can you come to the bridge, please?
-Coming. -Oh, my God. Supermodel.
Leadership on your CV. Perfect fit for a lead deckhand.
Not asking to come in with a whip or anything like that.
All I need is Joao to feel that he’s got some experience there.
-Hello, darling. -Hello, how are you?
I love Luka.
When I first started yachting,
my sister and I went to France
to look for our first yachting jobs together.
And that’s where I became friends with Luka.
He’s just one of those guys that everyone is drawn to
and everyone likes...
[bleep] off!
So good to see Aesha again.
She’s like family, actually.
I actually hooked up with her sister seven years ago.
Luka knows my sister very well.
Aesha knows about it, just a one night stand.
We were drunk.
They did this one night.
And then I’m pretty sure he banged Magda.
Ah...
They throw a lot of photos together on Instagram.
Yeah.
-Get him suited up. -Yep.
He’s got to get out there and go meet everyone.
Okay, perfect.
So this is your cabin here. Harry’s your roommate.
Come on, baby. Get in there.
When we’re off charter, we just wear this t-shirt.
Okay, get changed.
I’m so happy you’re here.
This is Tsarina.
She’s an absolute psychopath so just ignore her.
-They all are. -That’s good advice.
They’ve got provisions on the dock.
Aesha, you’ve got provisions on the dock.
Amazing. Cheers.
Hey, how’s it going, mate?
Hey, man. Nice to meet you. Luka.
Luka, nice to meet you, mate.
Got some lovely tapas.
Awesome.
I’m Luka.
Luka, nice to meet you, brother.
Where am I going with this?
Ah, you just put it on the bar.
Oh, I do love potato chips.
-Harry. -Nice to meet you.
-What’s your name? -Luka.
Luka, nice to meet you.
I don’t think Jason could have found
anyone better looking than me.
But he came pretty close.
[belches] Pardon me.
Shove it. Spit on it. Get it in.
-Thanks, doll. -All good, doll.
Boys, we just need to hit the ground running, man.
-Yeah, man. -Because it’s been up and down.
I think this charter, we’ve got a lot to prove on the deck side,
and everyone’s in agreement with that, so...
Yeah.
So, go to him if I’m not there.
He’s going to take lead.
Luka is being brought in as a lead deckhand, that’s fine.
It doesn’t need to be like, you suck.
So we have Luka here now.
It’s like, no, like, I can, like, I can dial, dial in.
So we’re going to dial in,
and we’re going to just get the job done.
We’re going to give her a quick cleanup,
make sure everything’s ready for the guests to come on.
-Just crack on. -Amazing.
I missed my chef jacket done. Did I give it to you?
Mm-mm. I’m not laundry girl this time.
Oh, you’re not. You’re up with the big dogs?
-Yeah. -You’re with the big...
I’m faking that I’m excited.
Aesha wouldn’t let me do it if she didn’t trust that I could,
but I’m really nervous.
It’s so nice to be back over this way.
I haven’t been back to New Zealand like four years.
-What? -Yeah.
Is your family like, ----ing, what are you up to?
Come give us some love.
I know. But they live in Vietnam.
What? Why are they in Vietnam?
My mum’s a school teacher there,
in like, an international school.
Your sister there, too?
Yeah, my brother and my sister and dad are there.
I’m from New Zealand.
I grew up in a small town called Raglan.
My mum was about 26 when she met my biological father,
and I was around one year old.
He took off, and then it was just me and my mum
until I was about five years old.
And then that’s when my mum met my step-dad.
He’s everything to me.
I got two half-siblings.
Me and my brother surf together,
and then my sister, I take her shopping.
We go for brunch.
It’s awesome joining new boats.
It’s like joining a new family.
Everyone is so close. I love it.
All crew, all crew, start getting into your penguin suits
in the next five, ten minutes.
Copy.
-Hello. -Oh, my God, I’m not
the new person anymore.
-Jaimee, nice to meet you. -Luka, nice to meet you.
-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.
Good luck. Enjoy service.
Wow.
Locking me out already, mate.
Mate, this is my room.
Showtime, baby.
Mate, I love the speedos.
-Are they budgie smugglers? -Yeah.
I did this thing called the mongo rally.
Every country we stopped in, like, we stopped at the monument
and we all took photos in our budgies.
He’s the perfect fit.
Amazing. Amazing.
All crew, all crew, can you line up now, please,
on the aft deck main there? Guest arrival.
Charter seven, let’s go, baby.
Ooh.
I feel really honored that she’s giving me this chance.
Now I just have to prove myself.
Because if I botch this, it’s going to be like,
what if I get sent back down to laundry mid-charter?
That’s my nightmare.
Look at this motley crew.
Here they come.
Coming up...
Oh, well...
-[gagging] -[bleep]
Jason, we need you down on the main deck aft, please.
There’s a medical emergency.
-This is great, huh? -Yeah.
Good day. Pleasure to meet you.
-Hi, Tom. Jason. -Hi, Jason. How are you going?
Good, mate.
You’ve got seven big Australian blokes.
They’re all taller than the captain.
These guys are intimidating.
You’re going to have a good time?
Welcome aboard, guys.
It’s going to be a good one, I think.
We still have a bit of swell out there,
so we’re going to head off to Fitzroy now.
Aesha will show you around,
and we’ll get out there straight away.
A bunch of Aussies.
-Yeah, love it. -What could go wrong?
Bags are about to arrive.
I haven’t drunk for a while.
-Oh. -About five minutes.
Yeah.
I feel like it’s going to get very loose,
and I’m really excited.
No. What gives you that impression?
You’ll regret saying that.
Right, this is my favorite part.
So this is the sundeck area.
It’s kind of nice to retreat here after dinner
and just sink some more piss in the spa.
Oh, look at this. Fantastic.
All right, I’ll show you the rest.
So if you come down here, I’ll show you the primary suite.
It’s a massive room.
This looks amazing.
This couch is actually really comfortable.
We’ve got some beautiful platters
and some Bloody Marys
-Bloody Mary. -Yes.
God, fantastic.
You do want to put it on the table?
Yeah, sure.
-Ready to get it going? -Oh, I’m ready.
-You’re pumped? -Yeah.
-Here we go. You’re welcome. -Thanks, Aesha.
Who’s up forward?
You and me are going to be on the aft now.
-Yeah. -Culver there.
Him in the tender.
It’s a little water just in case.
Stay hydrated.
I’m going to sit over there and wait for you.
You guys have been friends forever, right?
-Yeah. -That’s so cute.
Yeah, this is the last trip.
Okay, you can take off the crossover stern line off.
Copy, crossover stern line off.
Thanks, mate.
So good having someone with some experience, man.
I can’t even tell you.
I’ve been in yachting for about seven years now.
Two years as a deckhand...
As a kid, I used to, like, pulling sh-- apart,
putting it back together, figuring out how it worked.
I even used to fix up old cars.
I used to fix iPhones.
Because I’m, like, always on my computer or fixing sh--.
Yeah, I know.
All clear. All clear to swing.
Breaking out the tow line.
I’ll attach it.
Need a hand?
Yeah, we just tie these fenders up, put them lines away.
See this line back in there and then get changed.
Very good work, mate.
Awesome job, deck. Well done.
Yeah, normal margi? I’ll make you one.
Yeah, cool. Thanks.
I like making drinks when I know how to make them.
I know, and you can just kind of wizz through them.
Yeah.
Simple syrup. Right?
-Yeah. -Okay.
Look at my superstar.
Your service stew.
-Yeah, girl. -That’s me now.
I wish I felt a lot better.
I’m sorry?
I’ll be anchoring in four minutes.
Copy.
Can you show Luka the anchor?
-Yeah. -All right, cool.
Tell me if you like it, because then I can alter this stuff.
No, that’s just unbelievable. Thank you.
-So you go forward to drop... -And that’s disengage.
So this one’s disengage, because both of them
are going to spin at the same time,
because there’s one winch. Yeah.
Okay, drop, drop, drop.
So when that’s to the waterline, let me know.
-Now it’s a medium stay 12. -Okay, that’s good.
-Lock that off. -And then we’re done.
Awesome.
-[laughing] -I wish I could.
My sister Courtney, she is a chief stew as well
over in Florida, and she is just amazing.
She’s my best friend. We’re so close.
We’re the only two girls in a family with four boys.
And one of those brothers actually passed away
five years ago from a brain tumor.
It was a really hard time.
I think with all of the trials and tribulations
we went through growing up,
it just made us cling on to each other even tighter.
My family is everything to me. I love them so much.
So you’re down now for a couple of hours.
-Yep. I’ll see you at six. -Okay.
Okay, well...
It’s not too much to do down there.
Okay, be happy.
I do enjoy the laundry,
but at the same time, I prefer to be in service.
I love talking to the guests and pouring them drinks.
And I thrive when it’s busy, so I’m kind of missing out.
Hey!
I got your David’s to win us off.
-Snorkle time. -Yeah.
We can pop you in the tenders.
Yeah.
I’ll take them on the snorkel excursion.
-Okay. -Yeah.
-All good? -Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay, so first course is...
Purple scallops. Hollandaise sauce and caviar.
-Oh, yum. -Béarnaise.
Yeah, yum.
And then crab roll.
-Fork and then a spoon. -Mmm.
Nice. Amazing.
I think the way I plate, I try to be elegant and petite.
And if I can put some gold on there
and an edible flower, it’s going on.
Cooking for a men’s group.
I think I’m going to do a little bit more like
rustic and rugged, meat, big, filling,
but still an incredible high-end experience.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Would you like more wine?
No, yeah. Yeah. Thanks.
All right. Three, two, one.
Roll.
Whoo.
Good?
This way.
Ah.
Well, these wraps look good, though.
I just thought of you because
you said you’ve never been to Europe.
This captain reached out to me.
He needs a deckhand and a stewardess for a Med season.
I was like, I might have someone in mind, Cap.
I guess you would start in Barcelona.
Capri, like Amalfi Coast.
Then it ends in London.
It is kind of crazy to go from, like,
charter season to charter season.
You know, it’s a little hectic, but...
-You’re crazy. -That is crazy.
Okay, nice.
I mean, it’s probably not a good idea
to take a boatmance from one boat to the next,
but at the same time, I’ve never been to Europe.
I’ve never worked on a boat in the Med.
I mean, we get along fine. We’re having fun.
Like, it’s going to be an amazing, crazy, cool adventure.
Why not, you know?
Once you get there, you’re like, unpack and get settled,
you’re usually pretty good.
Yeah.
-Are you all right there? -Yeah, brother.
-Cheers. -That was good.
Thank you, brother.
I’m glad I did that.
-It’s a nice day. -Yeah.
Especially in between bottles.
That’s all right. Thanks, brother.
Ugh.
I’m going to push it out.
-Yeah, that sounds good. -On cocktails, yeah.
Girls, girls, can you go change into your blacks?
On my way.
Cool. Done.
How are you doing? Are you holding up okay?
Yeah.
I feel so lucky that it’s these guys
now that I’m the service girl.
-He looks like... -Me.
James Franco’s brother.
-Reckon? -No way.
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
I was just is that that kid from that movie?
Porn star martini,
pina colada, lychee martini.
Off I go.
Double skinny bitch, Long Island iced tea,
espresso martini, whiskey sour as well.
Oh, is this the evening gown?
Yes, this is our nighttime wear.
-Yeah, that looks great. -Thank you.
Yeah, game on.
-Oh, fun, okay. -You want a drink?
You spin the wheel.
We spin the wheel.
Double skinny bitch. Hand over the wheel.
This app is my nightmare.
It’s a wheel that you spin with eight different drinks.
This is Robbie’s drink. What have we got?
Whiskey sour.
-Whiskey sour! -Woo!
They’re going to spin it and they all get a different one.
This is exactly what I’m afraid of.
The wheel of misfortune.
It’s the wheel of death.
Are you happy with the whiskey sour?
-You want that? -Okay, great.
Oh my God. There’s so much.
It’s really stressing me out.
Do a little extra.
What do you want to drink?
I’ll get the wheel.
Don’t.
Oh, come on. Oh, that’s so annoying.
I’ve got one coming.
Oh, that sucks.
Hello, doll.
So what recipe are you doing?
Whiskey sour.
So I usually do, like, three shots of whiskey,
two shots of lemon,
and then a shot of simple syrup.
-Three, two, one. -Three, two, one, yeah.
Spin the wheel, mate.
So I feel like this game that these guests are playing
is Margot’s worst nightmare,
but the perfect training tool.
Yeah, girl. Shake it.
Margs.
Double skinny bitch.
Love it.
Whiskey sour.
Espresso martini.
You got a spinner.
I’ll spin that ----er in the water in a minute.
-There you are, sir. -That looks good.
Does it? Oh, great. Okay.
Nailed it.
I want to go start setting up.
I feel so much better.
Oh, look at you. You guys are amazing.
Girls, girls, let’s start setting up.
They’ve moved away from the table.
I’m ready. I’m ready.
We’ve got a really good ocean theme.
Look at Squirt.
I know. His name’s Freddie.
-Freddie? -Yeah, it’s Freddie.
Freddie’s not a turtle name.
What do you want to call him?
-Squirt. -Squirt?
I love your hat.
-Oh. -Oh, it’s so good.
Darling...
-If you want it, it’s yours. -Can you?
I would love, I would die if you did that.
Oh, my God, yes.
-How cool is that? -I love it.
Can you do that?
That is gold.
-I’ve got shorts as well. -Really?
So, next level.
You have a whole outfit.
Yes.
Look at this beautiful, uh...
-Table setting. -And arrangements.
Chef, I think we’ll probably
run this first course up in like 10 minutes.
It’s all good.
This is the...
It you say it quick enough and French enough.
You do it so well.
That’s perfect.
Oh, do you want to have a bigger pour?
Yeah, yeah.
We’re going to begin to plate.
Welcome to the evening.
[chattering]
Oh, sticky.
Margot? Whose it this?
Is someone going to serve with this on?
You actually suit that hat, you bitch.
Yeah, you look really cute.
So, seared scallop with Béarnaise and caviar.
-Yeah. -All right, let’s go.
Okay, thanks.
[laughing]
Oh my God!
Here you are sir.
The cutest shark ever.
For this course,
you’ve got seared scallop with Béarnaise and caviar.
Oh.
And, yeah, so enjoy. Enjoy.
Beautiful.
That’s delicious. Incredible.
You guys got enough water?
Bull in a china shop.
[gagging]
Oh, sh--. [bleep]
Get him on the ground. There’s a problem.
Jason, we need you down on the main deck aft, please.
There’s a medical emergency.
Sh--. Can we get him on his side?
There’s a guest passing out.
-Is it bad? -I don’t know.
Keep breathing, Joshy. That’s it, man.
Wow.
One of the guests having a medical like issue?
It’s all right, Joshy. Keep going. Keep going, mate.
Let’s breathe.
This is the nurse. They want to talk to you.
Yeah, one of the guests has fainted.