Previously, on, "Below Beck Down Under"...
You seem like you’re a little bit...
-What? -Tipsy.
I want to disintegrate into the ground.
I’m so sorry.
Don’t embarrass me.
-Here we go, here we go. -Woo!
[moaning]
[bleep]
I’m blushing.
You want me to tick the box?
It’s cute, but, like you’re 30... years old.
What have we got here?
San Francisco-based co-primaries
are traveling with their closest friends
for the ultimate girls trip.
Can we get them to serve us in Speedos?
Yes!
[cheering]
You’ll find we drink heavily.
People had to ----ing draw straws
because no one wanted to room with you.
Stop! No!
-It’s the truth! -Stop!
Stop!
Oh!
Oh, sh--!
[shouting]
Woo!
-Whoa! -Oh!
Woo!
[laughing]
This is ----ing gross, you guys.
[cheering, shouting]
Line up on my face!
I can’t subscribe to this. Like, I cannot.
Oh, my God! This is brilliant!
These guests are a lot.
They’re all very high-pitched, very loud.
Woo!
I love you, Luka!
You know, I’ve been told that my voice is a lot.
And if this is what I sound like to other people...
-Harry! -[laughing]
I’m so sorry!
Oh, my God!
-She’s a savage! -Savage.
Can it just be about, like, eating and stuff?
No! We’re going to be eating sexy man chest.
If we were a group of men and this was a group of women,
it would be, like, different.
Three minutes away from service.
She is so uncomfortable.
It’s so uncomfortable.
-Every single second. -So uncomfortable.
She does not want to objectify men.
I don’t want to objectify anyone.
We saw how dangerous round one can go.
Should we take a little whistle with us?
I hope you guys are hungry.
Thank you!
Oh, I’m so happy you came back.
So you got a tofu ramen and a whiskey sour.
You guys, she doesn’t want to objectify you,
so she’s saying we should put you in t-shirts.
What do you think?
This is embarrassing.
I know, but we’re just having fun.
Enjoy your dinner.
We’ll talk later.
She wants us to put a t-shirt on.
Get the shirts on.
Oh, my God. What a sight.
Second to last charter.
Well, just budgies and just shirts?
Look, it didn’t start out to be a stripper on this boat,
but it looks like it’s what I’m doing,
but it’s all in good fun.
I’m here to give them the best experience
and get the biggest tip possible,
even if it means she’s got to pull my budgie off
and have a look.
Then you could do the old...
Hey say, ladies, how’s it going?
This is really good.
Looks good, Cheffy.
So, this is the Pinot Noir.
So, who wanted the noir?
Zara wants to get out.
-Okay, bye. -Bye.
And then there were six.
Yes.
Oh, so you think she’s gone?
-Yeah. -She might be.
I’ll bring it up just in case, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
-Hi, Margot. -Hey.
Long day.
So, this is Thai beef with bok choi.
Wow.
Harry!
So, enjoy.
All right.
How is this our job?
-It’s delicious. -It’s so good.
Everything’s been amazing.
Yeah.
It’s really good. This is really good.
[giggling]
Deck crew, deck crew.
One of the primaries is severely wasted.
Could someone go keep an eye on her, please?
Copy.
As long as they don’t end up using the bath,
I’m a happy girl.
Is the cap there? She’s in your bridge.
-What’s wrong? -She is in the bridge.
Oh, hello.
Hi. I’m sorry.
-Did I interrupt? -No, no, no, not at all.
Came to make sure that you’re okay.
I just wanted to watch.
-Watch what? -I don’t know.
Okay.
I’m like a cat in the corner.
I’m not a little scared of her. I’m petrified.
Cap, Cap, Joao. Can you meet me in the bridge?
Bye, Captain.
[laughing]
It’s not what it looks like, I promise.
Oh, look, it’s the captain.
Yeah. Hello.
-Hi. -How are you?
-Is it okay that I’m here? -Yeah.
He’s like, can you get the [bleep] out of my bridge?
Yeah.
You do not steer the ship with that little guy.
-Yeah. -That’s a joke, right?
Nope.
That’s not embarrassing?
You’re just like, you want a big wheel, right?
No.
Game on, Joao.
He didn’t even take one for the team.
He just left.
Get back here.
I’m going to creep over.
Captain’s getting harassed by the primary. It’s so funny.
Joao.
-Was Zara up there? -She’s in the bridge.
Where’s the Bermuda Triangle?
Over in Bermuda.
That’s far.
Yeah, I haven’t got a chart for it.
-How are you? -Sorry.
Okay. All right, I’ll go.
I’m not forcing you to or anything.
No, no, no, no. It’s cool.
Phew.
-There she is. -Hi!
-Girl? -Finished.
I know.
So I’ll have you on till half past.
Cool.
-Cheers, doll. -Cheers.
All finished up?
You guys are going diving at 9:30.
Okay.
So do you want to do breakfast at 8:30?
Yes.
Do you want to have a shower, mate?
You can go first, bro.
Can everybody have a little more life about them?
Everyone looks like they’re dying.
Well, it’s time to go to bed, then.
I just wanted to be ridiculous for one minute.
Good night.
Jesus. I am ----ing drunk.
Thank ----ing God.
All right, well, I’ll go fill the dishwasher
and then I’ll go down.
-Love you. -Love you.
Have a good evening.
[snoring]
-Okay, I’m good. -All right, man.
-I’ll see you in the morning. -Okay.
[yawning]
How are you?
-Are you excited? -Yes.
-Oh, no. -[gags]
I’m excited about my date with Joao,
but my walls are up.
Joao has come into the season as the most perfect man
that you would run off into the mountains
and get married with.
But once a [bleep] boy, always a [bleep] boy.
I don’t trust that he won’t just wake up one day
and just leave.
What?
The first thing I told her was that you’re circumcised,
I’m just so impressed.
Nah.
Deck, deck. Can you let the tender out on tow
and stand by on fore-peak?
Get ready for departure.
Roger that.
-See you later. -See you, darling.
Are you doing hot stuff?
It’s Greek toast, avocado.
Then if they want bacon, then add it on.
Just ask who would like it.
-Yeah. -Okay.
Okay. Haul anchor.
Tender is on a 10-meter full-tow.
Anchor’s home.
Copy that.
-Morning. -Oh, good morning.
Are you ready for diving?
-Yeah. -Yes.
Yeah, if you want, you can.
Want to have a mimosa instead?
I would do a mimosa.
Two mimosa and a Bloody Mary?
Yeah, that would be fun.
-Yes. -Let’s sit down and eat.
And a Bloody Mary.
I’m going for it, ladies.
Does anybody want a granola parfait bowl?
-Yes. -Yes, please.
Ah!
-Oh, no. -You spilled your mimosa.
Just a mimosa.
Do you have any jam or butter?
Can I switch my Bloody Mary to a mimosa?
No! Ah!
Are we doing the avocado,
the smashed avocado toast thingy?
Is that still happening?
Is the avocado toast thing coming?
I’ve been waiting for orders.
Oh, sorry. Um, I’ll see who wants it now.
For [bleep]’s sake, Aesha, like...
Who would like an avocado toast?
Mmm. One, two, three.
Will they come with eggs or anything?
You want eggs?
Can I get, like, a poached egg?
-Yeah. -Gluten free for me.
-So, six... -Seven.
Ah!
Okay. We need seven avocado toasts.
Two of them with no bacon,
one of them gluten free.
Copy that.
And they all want a poached egg on it.
Don’t like rushing.
We have a bunch of ridiculous women on board.
I get to hide in the kitchen,
but she has to deal with them.
-Just the champagne? -Yeah, that’s good.
But at the end of the day, I also have a job to do,
and I really need her to communicate with me.
Love...
Is anyone free to help run plates?
Holy sh--, that looks ----ing legit.
-So good. -Wow.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, I’ve got one with bacon.
Oh, my gosh. She’s just... You knew, right?
Thank you so much.
Wow.
Thanks, doll. Yay! Enjoy.
This is so great.
Oh, my God, so good.
Drop anchor. Drop, drop, drop.
And then are you guys good to go in, like, 15?
-Yeah. -Lock off.
Copy, locking off.
Let’s get ready. We need our swimsuits on.
-Luka, Luka. -Go ahead.
Now, we’re doing a scuba.
What we’ll do is have you go in with them.
Yep, sure. I’m on my way.
-Oh, I love your one piece. -Thank you.
It makes putting on the wetsuit much easier.
Thank you. I know, bonus.
Bonus. Also sexy.
Could you grab the other side of that, brother?
-We are excited. -I’m so excited.
This is what I’ve been looking forward to.
-Time to get going. -Great.
-Are you guys ready? -Yep.
-There you go. -No worries.
Oh, my God. So many shoes. Why?
We’ll see you when we’re back from our excursion.
-Bye, guys. -Bye.
Yeah, [bleep] it, [bleep] it.
-Thank you. -No worries.
Thank you, Harry!
I’ll see you when you get back.
You can see the colorful fishies.
Yeah, Danley and I sell some already.
Cool. Thank you.
What’s up?
We were specifically asked if it would impact it,
and we were told no.
Well, if you want, you can. Sure.
It was also probably just one drink.
-Yeah. -I apologize.
One.
Why? I’m just curious.
Oh.
That’s unfortunate. I would not
have had a drink. had I known that.
I literally asked permission.
Bummer.
Coming up...
Yeah.
[shouting]
Luka just has this smile that just kind of draws you in.
I’m going to have to try hard not to flirt with Luka.
Okay.
It’s a bit of a shame seeing as this is
probably one of the highlights of their trip.
The only two guests that are able to dive together
are the two that were fighting yesterday
over a ----ing lactose argument.
Awkward.
I know.
I’m surprised that they didn’t know on the boat.
Are you going to dive?
-Um... -Do it!
Okay. Yeah.
I was going to pop down in laundry for a moment, catch up.
That would be absolutely splendid.
I’ve been through a lot this season, lots of ups and downs,
and I don’t want Jason and Aesha’s last memory of me
to be the girl who really wanted to do service
and then got busted drinking on charter.
So, I would really like to redeem myself.
I just hope I can figure out how.
There’s some dirty towels, Margot.
Oh, I love dirty towels.
Hi, guys.
See you on the flip side.
I don’t know.
The water tastes awful.
So, how things going with you and Joao?
I’m still fighting in my head, let us say.
Are you?
Who he’s acting as now is someone
that I would really be interested in.
I just really need to figure out if it’s actually him.
I totally understand it, and I’m hoping that it’s genuine.
Which I am already.
Thank you.
Oh, my God. That was amazing.
-Did you like that? -Oh, so much.
Oh, is it, BCAAs?
Yeah.
What do they do again?
-Like... -Good for your muscles?
Yeah. Good for your muscles.
Joao, Joao, Luka.
-Luka! -Hey, bro.
Unfortunately, some of these ladies
weren’t able to go on the dive
just because they had some drinks with breakfast.
----ing hell.
Oh, [bleep].
Look, this is a mess-up.
Aesha should have told them about laying off the sauce,
and it’s actually kind of basic 101.
If you’re going to have a drink this morning
and you’re going diving, you’re going to get refused.
We are just packing up now.
We’ll start walking down to the dock.
Copy, mate. We’ll see you in a bit.
Copy. See you soon.
All right. Thanks for having us.
See you later.
Jamie, let’s have everything laid out
on the table for them when they come on.
Copy. I’m just pouring the sparkling rosé.
-Hey, Harry. -Morning, man.
We’re just going to get one more photo.
Yes.
Hello! Welcome home!
Oh, no one asked me that.
Oh, I thought we asked somebody,
and the answer was yes, but we...
No, no one asked me that. Sorry.
Oh, okay.
Did I really say that?
Well, if you want, you can. Sure.
[bleep], I did, didn’t I?
What is wrong with me?
We did snorkeling, and it was great.
Four of us snorkeled.
Well, the thing is here, the snorkeling
is almost just as beautiful as the diving
because the reef’s so shallow.
-Yep, no. -So it’s just gorgeous.
I’ll own it.
I shouldn’t have told them to drink anything.
We need to make this up to them.
Does anyone want to go for paddleboard or kayak? Beach?
Yeah?
Can we play beer pong at some point?
-So beer pong on the beach? -Yeah.
Okay, all crew, all crew. We’re going to the beach.
A.S.A.P.
-Copy that. -Beach towels.
Sun cream. Tarp, we need.
Yeah.
-You’re all over it. -Yeah.
Look at how beautiful this water is.
It’s unreal.
Wow.
Do you want to go to the beach?
Of course.
All right, we’ll see you when we have set up the beach.
Sweet.
Oh, look at that. It’s big enough for two.
-So dinner at 8:30. -Dinner at 8:30.
We can’t wait.
Are you going to be with us?
Yesterday I was like, I was running...
I was running to the hills. I was running to the hills.
That won’t come until tonight.
It was touch and go.
[bleep]
I got out of dinner last night,
but now that Aesha’s spoiled their diving,
I’m going to have to take one for the team.
Thanks, Aesha.
Oh, what was that?
Vlasoff Cay.
It’s a perfect spot to wow guests
Who wouldn’t want to have a beach set up
on their own private island
in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef?
Nice.
-Oh, I forgot my phone. -I got mine.
What’s going on over there, tender?
Beach is ready to go whenever they want.
Okay, ladies, let’s get you on the sand, yeah?
Yeah, thank you.
Luka!
You look hot. Take your shirt off.
Maybe one day if you’re lucky.
Perfect.
-Cheers, mate. -Am I going?
-I think so, yeah. -All right, see you then.
Do you want to take any photos?
-Oh, yeah. -Go for gold.
This is so beautiful.
-We’ll get that one. -Yeah, it’s a amazing.
Let’s go.
-Woo! -Yeah.
Hold on. It’s a good one.
-Yeah. -Oh!
We got another one!
[chattering]
He’s got his shirt on for now, bitches.
-Yes! -What?
-Damn! -Yeah.
-Culver? -Yes.
You need to do Keith Stone tonight.
Okay.
Thunder from Down Under.
We need the Thunder from Down Under.
We need men performing, dancing,
stripping, that wow factor.
We need someone to come in and do a choreography for us.
Ah, how y’all doing? My name’s Keith Stone.
Here we go.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Look out. Magic Seaman coming at you.
And Jaimee hasn’t met Keith Stone yet.
Oh, really?
She might be gagging for you even more.
-Oh, that’s true. -After she meets him.
You ladies want me to take a photo of you?
[laughing]
Perfect.
Do all the ladies want one with Luka?
Yes, shirt off!
[cheering]
[shouting]
Luka!
We love Luka!
I love it!
Luka just has this smile that just kind of draws you in.
Luka, half fish, half man.
Luka’s more of the kind of guy I would typically go for.
I doubt he lives at home with his mum.
There’s dinner downstairs for you.
Those steak and potatoes?
They’re really salty. Don’t add anything to them.
I’m going to destroy it.
Woot!
Coming up...
So we’re going to put together a little choreography,
and we’re going to show these girls what’s up.
We hit them with a one, two, three, slide, and snap.
Okay, deck, deck.
I would probably be start doing a transfer,
coordinate with the beach team to get them off.
Copy.
Luka, Luka, we’re heading in.
Copy.
-So the tenders coming. -Okay.
Ladies, there’s a tender coming back now.
Would you like to stay for a little bit longer?
Go back? Yeah.
Of course, no worries. A pleasure.
What do you think, ladies?
Oh, it’s so wonderful.
All right.
Careful, there. And then there.
-Whoa! -Not like that!
-Okay. -All right.
-Aesh, Aesh, Jaimee. -Go ahead.
Can Margot and I please go and get ready?
Yeah, sure.
Tonight’s neon night, and I’m so excited to set up.
Have you got leg warmers and stuff?
Got a bit of 80s theme going on.
I love it. It’s so much fun.
I think I want to go downstairs and take a nap.
-So which ones, pink? -Yeah, definitely pink.
Oh, wait. How do I get this on me?
[laughing]
We got to do a Magic Mike show tonight.
We got to really start coming up with some ideas.
-Yes! -One, two, three.
And right. And left.
And to the left. And to the right.
All right. You’re not getting ready for the ball.
Come on. Speed it up.
I’m just going to get changed now.
Coming, coming, coming.
You see any good performances, they have that choreography.
Made a call, we got a big time guy coming in.
Eat, fuel up, because weights will be pumped.
Going to make sure that the guns are rolling.
[laughing]
Nothing about that matches.
No! We’ve got every color.
I wish you had an outfit.
Oh, I’m good.
Aren’t we in jeans, though?
He’ll go over uniforms and everything.
Okay.
Jesus.
[laughing]
First pull-ups will be wide.
Okay.
I don’t want to get really sweaty before the thing.
We’re into it.
-Yeah, get those ----ing... -That’s it.
Shoulders, mate.
Wait. Wow. That’s amazing.
I smell a lot of testosterone in here.
Mate, we should just do this every night.
Look, we have light!
I’m struggling.
Oh, getting his shoulder burn.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can work with that.
Ain’t no holding back, all right?
Have no fear. Keith is here.
He’s not only a world-class performer.
He is a choreographer extraordinaire.
The Magic Sea boys are about to turn into some Magic Sea men
after I get done with them.
We’re going to put together a little choreography,
and we’re going to show these girls what’s up.
So, start with uniforms, all right?
Good old bow ties, and we’re going with the jeans, I think.
We hit them with one, two, three, slide and snap.
-Oh, baby. -All right.
Who wants to do the banana routine?
Harry, sit over top. Just peel it, and then just...
Just give it a little...
Make her take a big old bite of the banana.
Okay.
You want whipped cream or bread?
I’ll go bread.
Uh-oh.
You know them girls are going to go nuts
when you start pulling this move.
Butterfly chest over here, Luka. All right.
Fly on out there, pretty thing.
Size is everything.
Dance is one thing, but you’ve got to have
the tools in your shed to be successful.
Then we just start just...
Don’t be shy with the bread now.
Then I’ll just hit them with just the classic.
Ooh, who likes some whipped cream, you know?
-Hey, Chef. -Yeah?
Are you good for the first course to be,
like, vague timing?
Um, what time are we on now?
Oh, yeah, for sure, got an hour.
’Cause remember they said 8:30,
and then they said that probably means more like 9.
Oh, that’s just one of those type of charters, isn’t it?
Cheffy, Cheffy, Cheffy, Cheffy.
Hey cappy.
Are you eating with them tonight?
It didn’t get a response, I don’t even know.
Is Captain eating with them?
No.
Oh, yeah, sorry. I thought he had told you.
Communication’s been quite... today.
I have a three-time rule of communication.
-Okay, what has it been, today? -Third time, and I’m...
Um, breakfast at the communication normally
get asked of in, like, plating or platters and stuff like that.
Is the avocado toasting coming?
I’ve been waiting for orders.
Um, I’ll see who wants it now.
Sorry, I didn’t realize I was that bad today.
I think, like, as a friend, that sucks.
The chef is the most stressful, difficult position on the boat.
I do take on board and own that communication today
hasn’t been as good as it usually is,
and I won’t let it happen again.
So, tomorrow we need to...
I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
Coming up...
-Please welcome... -That looks good.
The Magic Seamen!
[cheering]
You look great.
There’s a bit of Willy Wonka going on.
Wow.
-Like an oompa-loompa? -Yeah.
That’s exactly what I was going for.
What time is it?
8 o’clock, on the dot.
The boys are going to burn it down tonight.
-I can just feel it. -Yeah.
Do you mind if I go eat a little bowl of mints or something?
-Yeah, sure. -I’m so hungry.
-Thanks, doll. -Lovely.
Disco granny.
[laughing]
Ho ho ho!
Let’s party!
I like your outfit.
-Thanks. -Very colorful.
Should wear it tomorrow night as well.
Oh, my God.
Where you from, New Zealand?
The North Island. I’ve got to come back here.
I would love to get the crew over to the West Coast.
We can hire, like, catamarans for, like, a week trip out
to this place called the Rowley Shoals.
The most insane snorkeling and diving and stuff.
I’m so down for that.
It’s, like, one of my favorite things.
Nice, Harry.
-Nice ass. -Thanks, bro.
Appreciate you.
August, I’m going to go snowboard,
and then September, maybe...
I need to go snowboarding. I’ve never been.
I just bought my ski pass for New Zealand.
Mm.
Is this where Captain’s going to sit?
-Yes. -Oh, la la.
Yeah.
Okay, we’ve got all eight of them.
He’s not that wide.
Do you have enough space, Cap?
Hi!
How are we?
Captain’s just sat down, and they will be good to go
-whenever you are. -Thank you.
Do you have any dietary restrictions?
-Negative. -Negative?
-You can eat everything. -Yeah.
Anything and everything.
Anything you choose not to eat?
Blue cheese.
Blue cheese, why?
-Yeah, too stinky. -Too stinky.
-Yeah. -How’s it going out there?
Good.
Should I go out there and small talk with Cap real quick?
Oh, yeah, they’ll be lovely, buy us some time.
All right.
Just waiting for the lobster to cook.
Oh, ladies, ladies.
[shouting]
How are you doing? How are you doing?
The Magic Seamen will be around during dessert.
So don’t eat too much, okay?
[shouting]
So it’s Wagyu and lobster with mash?
-Peppercorn. -With a peppercorn sauce.
Medium for you, Ji.
-There you go. -Thank you.
Mm.
So enjoy.
-Looks good. -Thank you so much.
Mm, so good.
I’ll do another one of those espresso martinis
when you get a chance.
-Thank you. -Yeah, sure.
It’s really good.
How did you start getting into yachting?
I did a couple of trades before, I was a mechanic and a plumber,
so I started as an engineer on boats.
Would you invite us back on another one of your vessels?
Yeah, why not?
If it was two nights in a row of last night, I’d be like...
I don’t think you girls would be alive for another one.
They’re not that drunk, so I’m going to walk out of here
with my shirt on and no bite marks.
Perfect dinner. Thank you.
All right, chef, I’m clearing dinner.
Yes, we’ve got dessert now.
-Thank you very much. -Thank you.
And enjoy the dessert.
Have a good night.
I’ll be out. I’ll be back later.
Left foot forward.
Slide.
Snap.
Uh!
All right, so we’ve got a delicious
-lemon cake for dessert. -Wow.
Uh, could I grab your plate?
Thank you.
Boys, boys, you are good to go.
Copy that. The Magic Seamen are on the way up.
Are you guys ready for a little bit of entertainment?
-Yeah! -[cheering]
[shouting]
Please welcome the Magic Seamen!
[cheering]
[laughing]
We got one shirt. All right.
Zara, you’re coming with us.
Let’s go.
She’s coming with us. Come on.
-Yeah. -[cheering, shouting]
All right.
[screaming]
Mr. Harry.
Oh! Hold on!
What does he have here?
Whoa!
Oh!
You’ve got this rock, hard, long, baguette
just slapping you in the face.
Like, does life get better than that?
[shouting]
I really hope that this will make the guests forget
that they didn’t go diving.
This would make me forget.
[cheering]
Back to the tour bus. To the tour bus!
Oh, my God.
[clamoring]
-Well done, well done. -There we go!
I’ve always been someone to give credit where credit is due.
And in this one instance, credit is due to Culver.
Hands down, Culver is in the wrong industry.
He is sh-- at his job.
And he’s a great entertainer.
Got some whipped cream in my hair.
-Should we go to bed? -Yeah. Definitely. Bed.
Back in blacks and then we’ll do what we need to do.
Oh, my God.
Night, boys.
Night, where’s my hug, dear?
Finish and then get up at 7:30.
Thank you so much for your help.
Oh, pleasure. Thanks for the night.
Yeah.
Oh, ow.
Bye.
What time do you go to bed?
15 minutes.
Nice. Have a good night.
I’m definitely a flirt,
so I’m going to have to try hard not to flirt with Luka.
But technically, I’m Culver’s girlfriend,
so I probably shouldn’t be flirting like this
Nothing.
Apple mandarin passion fruit .
Are you excited for your hot date?
Excited to talk sh-- about all of you guys.
[laughs] Yeah, I would be too.
All right, we’ll leave you two.
Deck crew, when you’re ready, pull anchor.
Yeah, I’ll be on the stern.
You gotta bring it up.
Anchor’s at the water line.
That’s the anchor home.
All good to increase speed, tenders on at full tow.
Sweet bro. Pull some lines.
Yeah.
-Hello. -Hi.
What’s going on at the moment?
Oh, such a good job.
I’ll sit in the sun.
We’re ready.
On top, on top.
Hi.
-Hi, gals. -Good morning!
Do you want to tell them what the juices are?
Yes.
So we have watermelon, apple, grapefruit,
mango passion fruits.
-Whoa! -And then just regular orange.
As we’re coming up on the final charter,
I’m feeling like I had one chance to prove myself
and I didn’t finish the job.
So now I want to finish the job.
-Perfect. -Great.
-Thank you, guys. -Oh, it’s such a pleasure.
Interior, fenders. Be ready on deck.
Copy.
Girls, do you want to come up?
Coming.
Aesha, do you want to pop that over?
Should I be down on the aft, brother?
Okay, yeah, if you don’t mind.
Get that spring line on.
Forward spring.
We’re all tied up and secure on the stern.
-Okay. -Bridge, that’s the bow secure.
-Good work, guys. -Well done.
Nice job, boys.
-Really nice rope handling. -And Jaimee.
All crew, please change into your whites.
[sighs]
Can’t wait to take a shower.
I can’t wait to take a nap.
-All crew, please. -Aft deck. All crew.
Okay.
One more charter.
-Oh, no. -Oh, no.
Can we just live on the boat with you?
[chattering]
I hope you had a great time. We had a great time.
Thank you so much. The food was delicious.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much for everything.
Your crew has been amazing.
It was good. It was awesome to have you guys on board.
We had such an amazing time.
You know, we know we’re a lot.
We really loved how hard you guys worked,
but you played just as hard with us.
I mean, maybe the one ding
was just drinking before we went diving
and not knowing that we couldn’t do that,
but just appreciate you guys and everything you did.
I hope you guys can have fun and a night off on us.
-Oh, thank you. -Thank you.
-Bye. -Enjoy the rest of your trip.
Bye.
Oh, boy.
Turn around.
-Let’s go. -You got it?
All crew, tip meeting in five minutes.
Coming.
-Hey, guys. -Hello.
Tip meeting, eh?
Deck, great work. You guys pulled it together.
The interior, I actually did hear
a lot of miscommunication.
It just seemed to be a lot off than what it has been.
It’s disappointing that the guests couldn’t all dive.
They should have been told not to have a drink.
-That was totally my bad. -Yeah.
I suppose it’s just attention to detail, really.
We’re very close. We’ve got one more charter.
We just need to keep our foot on the gas, right?
So the tip was $20,000 US, which is $1,666 each.
Yay.
Amazing.
The helmet.
Aesha, miscommunication.
You’ve got to get on top of that, okay?
But also, Joao,
you have done your captain’s courses,
but there is a lot to learn.
An intoxicated charter member
who can’t even speak two words comes up to the bridge,
and then you call me up to the bridge.
That’s when you are the captain, okay?
So there’s no doubt you need the helmet.
[clamoring]
You’ve got some good coin there, so enjoy it tonight.
Actually, Aesha... -Yeah?
-Yeah. -Sorry.
[laughing]
-Love you, Jaimee. -Love you, too.
So what’s up?
I would love to, like,
just prove myself one last time
and challenge myself one last time
So what’s up?
I would love to, like,
finish on service if you would let me?
Oh...
I know I did a good job last time,
but I had the one little slip-up,
and I would just love to, like, totally erase that
and just end it, like, with a bang.
Oh! Margot!
And I want to give it, like, all of my energy.
-I do! -You do?
If I can take this opportunity to give you,
like, one last good training session before
we send you off into another boat,
I would love to do that.
I would love to be part of your journey.
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
I was scared you be bummed.
Why would I be bummed?
I don’t know, because Jaimee is just, like, so great,
and I don’t want you to be, like, having to do extra.
She is great. But so are you.
Okay.
Actually, overhear the girl’s talking about it,
so I’m immediately upset.
Like, I was brought onto this boat to be a service stew.
It’s a bit of a kick to the gut.
I just hope Jaimee’s not mad.
She’s good at everything.
All crew, all crew, we are done for the day.
What am I going to wear tonight?
Oh, yeah, I’m wearing the dress.
Yes!
I feel like it’s a, like, Gucci business here,
Except it’s not Gucci.
That’s all right.
-Oh, here he is! -Oh, here’s trouble.
Here he is!
I feel gorgeous already.
Cheers, everyone. Grab your...
-Cheers! -Margaritas.
Cheers to the second-last charter done,
a great tip, and I can’t hear [bleep] balls. Sorry, guys.
Yeah, it’s okay.
Good one, Harry.
Oh, Harry hates it.
I love it!
I love this thing.
Tonight is going to be a disaster.
No, because we have a charter tomorrow.
We’re going to be fine.
I know.
Yeah. Yeah.
-[bleep] -Holy sh--.
I think Margot has earned the service role
after what she’s done all season.
Oh, Harry.
Wait, what?
Puts his nose in everything.
Harry...
You haven’t run an interior before,
and that’s not how it works.
Oh!
I would shut your mouth before you offend people.
Harry, you’re green.
You have no ----ing idea.
You don’t know how long I’ve worked on boats for.
You don’t know how long Margot has worked on boats for.
You have no idea how the interior runs.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Well take your cup...
-I think so. -I’ll go talk to her.
-No, what? -Harry, shut up.
-What have I done? -Just don’t say anything else.
Okay?
Jaimee? Jaimee?
Honestly, if you’re going to get upset about that...
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Fake.
[gasps]
I’m giving someone my vulnerable self,
and it’s being thrown back in my face.
Last charter.
Andrew Hagstrom is a cannabis executive.
It looks like you guys are all from the same collection.
-We are. -Sure.
[gasps]
Melted.
And it’s caught here.
I’ve really ----ed up here.
Great.
Guest requests an upscale Teppanyaki night.
[groans]
Teppanyaki, flat grill, flaming stuff,
chucking prawns in people’s faces.
So far away to flick stuff at people.
I’m not trained in this.
-This onion volcano stack. -I’m not doing it.
Going to go off the Richter scale right now.