- Previously
on "Below Deck"...
- Charles Yim. New money.
- New money is more, bigger, faster.
- Do you mind just clearing off this nightstand?
- Oh, (BLEEP), I didn't even see that.
- [gags]
It's all juicy. - [gags]
[hip-hop music]
- It's definitely hard to take a step down in position,
but it's one I was willing to take because it's good money.
♪ ♪
- We can go over game plans, but it's usually the same routine.
- There needs to be a game plan, and there's no game plan.
Where did you go? - To the doctor.
- What did they do? both: What did they say?
- They said it's an infection. - Infection?
I've gotta spend time coddling her,
caring about her feelings and her swollen ankle.
I don't care. I've got work to do.
Now I've got extra work.
- The guests said they wanted to go fishing in the morning.
♪ ♪
I'm the experienced fisherman here.
I should be the one that's allowed to go.
You and Chandler are going fishing.
♪ ♪
I'm ----ing pissed off.
♪ ♪
[foghorn blares]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[pleasant electronic music]
♪ ♪
[alarm blaring]
- [grunts]
[minimalist hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
(BLEEP).
- It's fishing time.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Okay.
♪ ♪
[soft music]
- Cool. I'm ready to go fishing.
- If you guys are ready to go... - Chandler. Okay, ready.
- Ow, my feet hurt more than ever.
♪ ♪
- Uh, we'll just find a good shelf out there.
Depth wise, you usually fish,
you know, 200 feet of water for mahi.
I know a little bit about fishing.
As long as you know how to set up the lines,
it's not that hard.
- Okay. - We're gonna catch lunch.
- Have a good day.
[motor humming]
- Let just stay in our cabin all day, okay?
♪ ♪
Seriously.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Baileys as well? - Yeah.
- ♪ Making my French toast ♪
♪ Since I'm French, it's just toast ♪
- Who's doing lates tonight?
- You. - Again?
- Yeah, we normally do it for the whole charter.
- But I did lates last charter.
- In yachting, you can't think of excuses.
You just get on with it.
On charter, I sliced my foot open,
and I was still--I could barely walk, and I was still working.
Like, you just need to work through the pain.
- I'm not trying to, like--
I--I know my role.
I'm just--I'm in so much pain. - With your foot?
- It just gets worse and worse at night.
- Yeah, well, don't do too much running around.
- Chandler, Lee.
- Uh, Captain Lee, this is Ross.
Chandler's left on the tender
to go fishing with Ashton.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- Uh, negative. He did not mention that.
- Copy that.
I've got a boat out there that I have no idea where it's at.
I don't know who's with him;
I don't know what they're doing.
I don't know what their situation is.
A pound of flesh will be extracted.
[clears throat]
[soft music]
♪ ♪
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- We can slow down.
♪ ♪
This whole situation is just absurd.
[both laugh]
[hip-hop music]
- I still have to squeeze loads of oranges, set the table,
clean up from staff from last night.
- Kate's gonna be here. She'll save you.
- Laundry's done. - Yay!
- The Intrepid for the snorkel trip, is that already...
- All that stuff's in there?
- Everything's ready to go? - Yeah.
- No, you want more out than that.
- More? - Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Yeah.
- Okay, this is good.
♪ ♪
- [chuckles]
- Yeah.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- Uh, Captain Lee, Captain Lee, tender approaching vessel now.
- Good morning, Chandler, how'd it go out there today?
- Uh, uneventful, but everyone had fun, so...
- I didn't get a radio call that anybody was going fishing.
- Um... I was in bed.
I sort of assumed that he was briefed on
what the guests wanted to do.
This is a team sport here.
- Let's get the boat alongside and get everything out,
and we need to get ready to depart ASAP.
- Roger.
- He should have already known that.
- Good morning. Would you like French toast?
- Um, not right now. - No? Okay.
- I think I'd ride the boat. - [laughs]
- Can I help you guys? - Thank you.
- Whoo! - Good?
[percussive music]
- So are you guys ready for some breakfast
after the hard fishing trip?
both: Yeah.
I've set the table upstairs,
so should I just start bringing stuff up there for you guys?
♪ ♪
- Did they catch anything? - No.
- Okay.
- Look at that. - Boom.
- Hi. - Yo.
- How are you? - Great. How are you?
- So good.
- Good morning. - Oh, it smells amazing.
- What are those? Mini... - Mini French toast.
- Awesome. - Excellent with the butter.
- Okay, let's pull up the anchor.
- Roger that. We're all set on our end, Sir.
- Not quite, I don't see anybody up on the bow.
- I'm--I'm coming there right now.
- Copy that.
♪ ♪
Let's get the anchor up.
[chains rattling]
♪ ♪
- We're off the bottom.
- ...where to put these.
- Uh, could I just get a bump ahead, please?
♪ ♪
Anchor's at the waterline. You're free to maneuver.
- Was free to maneuver about 30 seconds ago,
you dipsh--.
- All I know is that it takes an hour to get where we're going.
Once we get there,
the guests will hopefully be swimming with stingrays.
- I think Ash is gonna wrangle them
and wrestle them, probably. - [laughs] Yeah.
- Is the Wi-Fi working for you now?
- It's working, but it's, like, in and out, you know?
- We have a very high expectation for Wi-Fi.
- Kate, Kate, can I meet you somewhere,
or are you busy?
- Uh, can we meet in the wheelhouse?
- Copy.
♪ ♪
Hey. - Hi.
Are they going swimming with stingrays before lunch?
- It's right next to where we're setting up for lunch,
so I figured we'd kinda do it all together.
That way, they can swim and... - While we set up for lunch?
- Yeah. - Okay. Thanks, Captain.
- Thank you, Captain.
[blues rock music]
- Oh, bro! Oh.
- What are these things? - Mini brioche French toast.
- Mmm. (BLEEP), that's good.
♪ ♪
- Hey, if we haven't already, can we top off the Jacuzzi?
- Yeah, copy.
- So, as soon as we get in,
we're gonna load the beach stuff into the rescue tender,
and then we'll use that to shuttle the guests.
Two people will run in beach gear...
- Yep.
- And it's gonna be set up in, like, a foot--
like, knee-high water.
[hip-hop music]
- I don't know, the excursion,
like, we need to bring everything with us.
Um... I'm not worried about it at all.
- It's a cool anchorage. - Nice.
[bright music]
- There you go.
♪ ♪
Is this our favorite anchorage? - Yeah.
- Oh!
- Ready to drop. On my mark, five shots.
And drop.
[chains rattling]
♪ ♪
Let's lock it in.
♪ ♪
- Ross? - Yeah, brother?
- Make sure you have life jackets for everyone.
Cinch that down to that other handle.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm not okay!
- Why aren't you okay, Kate? You want a hug?
- Ah... - What's wrong?
Do you want a breast massage? - Not today...
- Yeah? [laughs] - Maybe tomorrow.
Is this inappropriate? Yes.
But it's also a compliment,
and I love it.
- [chuckles] Maybe Josiah wants a breast massage.
- I'd love a breast massage.
[laughter]
- All right, do you guys have plenty of drinking ice?
- I didn't touch provisions.
- When someone asks you if we have enough of something,
just go look...
instead of saying, "I didn't do provisions."
- Okay, so, you would like me to go check ice? Okay.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- I'm so ----ing tired of him speaking to me like that.
- Coming up...
- How the (BLEEP) does that happen?
How does a boat this size
end up with not one swinging dick onboard?
[sighs]
- Sweet. Nice.
[funky music]
- Do you mind if I grab an-- oof, I'm sorry.
- You can actually grab the whole pack...
- Oh, thank you. - And take it with you...
so you can use it whenever you want.
- I'm gonna stick it up my ass, so I can just fart it out.
- Yeah.
- Caroline? - What?
- Stop talking about your ass. - Whatever, bro. [laughs]
- We're in America, we say ass, not "arse."
- You're talking about your "ass."
- [grunting]
[serene guitar music]
- Oh, man, this water is incredible.
- You got that shark there and the stingray.
I've never done a setup with sharks swimming around.
♪ ♪
Let's hope our chairs don't float away.
It's exciting, you know? It's different.
Good boy.
This is why we do what we do right here.
It's the best part of our job.
I think the guests are gonna love this.
- Oh, yeah.
- It'll be fine. They got cover.
- So, they're gonna take you to go swim with stingrays...
- Oh, my goodness.
- And while you guys are doing that,
we're going to set up lunch, which will be on the sandbar.
- Sweet. - I have grandma bottoms on.
- It's hard to tell if they're happy or not,
but also, I don't think they know if they're happy or not.
Does that sound good?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Are you ready to swim?
You guys can head on down past to the swim deck.
Oh, look at that bathing suit. Hey, mermaid. [laughs]
- What's up, bruh?
- All guests are loaded on the tender.
- Copy that. - Yeah!
- Okay, now let's go set up an underwater lunch.
- If you don't--like, I'm in a lot of pain,
so I don't know if--
obviously, where you send me, I'll go.
- Please bring one of those barstools over here,
see if it fits, and wash dishes.
- Thanks, Kate. - [sighs]
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- Yep.
- Oh, here they are.
- Hey, guys! - All here.
- Look behind you... - Oh, yeah.
- Reef sharks are like little kittens.
They're harmless.
Unless you're going to, like, give them a punch in the face,
you're good to go.
[inquisitive music]
- They're not interested in you.
♪ ♪
I would just say... - Maybe no?
- For safety purposes, we won't touch the sharks today.
- Are we safe to jump in now? - Yeah.
[bright music]
- Look at this school of sharks, guys.
- Oh, there's a baby shark. - Whoa.
♪ ♪
- I've always wanted to swim with sharks,
because I'm deathly afraid of them.
Today is definitely one of the better days
that I've had on this boat.
They're so cute!
- Okay. - Let's do this.
- Oh, by the way, Caroline said her foot's really hurting,
so I told her to pull a stool into the upper pantry,
sit on it, and wash.
Caroline's still finding ways to, like, not work,
and I'm still finding ways to make her able to work.
I see your injured foot and I raise you a stool.
- She should tell me those things if she's worried.
- Tender, "My Seanna," tender, "My Seanna."
Where is Chandler?
♪ ♪
- Okay, any idea what the holdup was?
♪ ♪
- It pisses me off to no end
when somebody doesn't answer their radio.
Chandler should know better.
- Roger that, 1-6.
Kate, Kate, Lee. - Go ahead.
- Chandler's on his way back now,
so let's get everything ready,
so we can be gone as quickly as he gets here.
- Copy.
We've got champagne, rosé, Don Julio.
Just carry it like a little baby.
- Yeah.
- I love making sushi.
The first time I did sushi
was in a restaurant I was working at in Paris.
In Tahiti, it's kind of hard to get some good sushi rice.
It's just chalky; it's kinda flowery.
What's a guy gotta do
to get some quality sushi rice around here?
Beautiful.
♪ ♪
- Beautiful spot you picked. - Good.
Seemed to take an awful long time.
- Uh... we were going as fast as we could.
What do we need to get from the girls?
- Lunch.
- Kate, Kate? - She's in the galley.
- I'm heading your way.
- Hi. - I'll take the boat...
- Am I bringing those back? - Yes, please.
- Have fun. - Thank you.
- Caroline, Caroline?
Josiah and I are headed to set up and serve lunch.
While we're gone, can you please go around
and check all the guest rooms quickly?
- Copy that, thank you. - You're the best.
This is crazy. - What?
- Crazy beautiful.
[smooth music]
♪ ♪
- (BLEEP).
[exciting music]
- Okay, let's do this.
Gonna have to set this up quick.
- Do you guys need anything else?
- We gotta shuttle them in.
- "Welcome to the interior," they said.
"You won't get hot outside." - It's kinda nice.
- There's a stingray there.
Can't they kill you? - Yeah.
- There you guys are.
♪ ♪
- If they're not impressed with this...
- I'm taking Don Julio to that beach over there.
- It's a pop-up float restaurant in Tahiti.
- This is so cute. - Yeah buddy!
- Hey!
- One, two, three...
- Start with some spicy tuna and spicy salmon.
You got some sashimi. - Okay.
- This is vodka orange marinated tuna steak.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- It's delicious.
- I've done yachting for so long, that it's rare
that I encounter something I haven't done before,
so this halfway underwater lunch is exciting.
- It's so pretty here.
[clears throat]
How the (BLEEP) does that happen?
[sighs] Chandler, Chandler, Lee.
Do you know where the shutoff valve is for the Jacuzzi?
[tense hip-hop music]
It's one of these.
- Oh, my God, now it's raining. - Oh, no.
- It's gonna start pouring here in a second.
- Son of a bitch if it isn't.
That's all I needed, is for it ----ing to start raining now.
Ross, Ross, Lee.
Ashton, Ashton, Lee.
I need somebody to ----ing respond to me right now.
Oh, (BLEEP), I am pissed.
[clears throat]
[tense percussive music]
- Johan, Johan, Lee. - Yes, go ahead.
- Do you know where the shutoff valve is for the Jacuzzi?
- Yes indeed. I'm coming up.
- How does a boat this size
end up with not one swinging dick onboard
for deck crew?
It's a major (BLEEP)-up.
I can't tell which way that rain's gonna go.
- Just to hear them have lunch and say, "Yes"--
- Oh, no.
Hey, Chandler,
considering it's about to start raining pretty hard,
should we get them in the tender now?
- I'm just worried about
the boat being completely uncovered...
[hip-hop music]
- It's like Chandler is trying to suck at his job.
Then you guys should go back to the boat.
Should I take all the deck crew?
Yeah. But that's wrong.
Like, Captain Lee's line-catching days
on the swim platform are long over.
Hey, guys?
So, I just noticed there's some weather moving in.
Best bet is probably to get you guys on the Intrepid
and back to the yacht, before it just opens up.
- Yeah, thank you. - Sure.
- "To the choppa"! [laughter]
- Hey, Ross, we're gonna shuttle the guests back to you.
- Okay, copy.
[upbeat music]
- We'll see you back on the boat.
I hope you guys make it. Bye.
- Bye.
- Should we just wash everything in--
- Yeah. It's soy sauce.
He's coming back, right?
- Yeah, he's coming back. - Okay.
♪ ♪
Where is the Don Julio? - She drank it.
[hip-hop music]
- Whoo!
- All right, we made it back in one piece.
- Yay, lunch is over.
- Ah! Thank you. - No worries.
- Okay, all aboard. - Take me to the yacht!
- Jacuzzi! Jacuzzi time!
- Just a gentle reminder,
there's a lot of equipment in this boat, it's not me.
♪ ♪
- Hot. - Ooh...
- Yeah, Caroline, we've got guests
back here in the Jacuzzi.
You might wanna go up and check and see
if they need anything, please.
- On my way.
♪ ♪
Hi!
Drinks for anybody? - Do you have water?
- Coconut water? You got it.
[soft percussive music]
Are they serious?
They want coconut water with one blueberry?
Really?
Anybody else?
♪ ♪
Got it. Um...
- She wants a virgin piña colada.
- Virgin piña colada.
- Just water for me. - Water?
- Thank you. - Okay.
All right, give me a couple seconds.
I'll be right back with all that, okay?
[exhales] Okay.
- Chef? - Yeah?
- Do we have blueberries, mint leaves, and raspberries?
- Frozen in the freezer downstairs.
- Got it. Okay. - Walk-in freezer downstairs.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
They're all frozen, though.
(BLEEP).
[hip-hop music]
- Selfie queen, selfie queen.
- Oh, my God.
- Where's my drink?
- Yeah, actually, where are our drinks?
- Hey, um, I don't know how to make any of these drinks.
- Uh, do you know when Kate is coming back?
- Let me ask.
Kate, Kate, Caroline.
[exhales] Okay.
[smooth instrumental music]
- All right.
- Caroline, Caroline? - Go ahead.
- Hey, what do you need?
- Um, they requested the two rum coconut drinks.
[stammering] - Why is she--[mumbles]
Okay, I'll be right up. I'll take care of it.
- Thanks, Kate.
- I just served underwater lunch in shark infested waters,
and Caroline's the one freaking out.
- We'll just set it right here and hose them off.
- Let's get the boat alongside, get everything out ASAP.
- Roger.
You never leave the boat
without at least one deck member on it.
I know I screwed up,
and I'm expecting to get a thorough lashing from Cap.
[hip-hop music]
- Yay.
♪ ♪
Jolie, I have your piña colada, okay?
- Okay.
- Yeah. - [toots]
What? [laughs]
[smooth bass music]
[laughs]
♪ ♪
[both laugh]
[hip-hop music]
- So, how was it? - It was epic.
They loved your sushi. They ate every single item.
- Awesome.
- Did you touch one of the sharks?
- Yeah, I touched a shark.
I touched the stingrays multiple times.
- How does one go back to reality after this?
Seriously.
- Hi, how are you? - Good. How's your foot feeling?
- Better. Better, thank you. - Good, good, good, good.
So, why don't you go back to sitting and folding?
- Okay. - Thank you.
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, what are you making tonight?
- Lobster salad, and then we'll do a duo of foie gras.
- Okay, good.
- Chandler, Chandler, Lee.
- Go ahead.
- Yeah, do you have time to come to the wheelhouse?
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
- Good.
[hip-hop music]
Have a seat.
♪ ♪
Got a couple of things I wanna go over with you today.
- Okay?
- You know how I hate babysitting...
- Yeah.
- And that's what I'm doing with you right now.
You're missing a lot of real obvious things.
You left the boat without telling me.
I don't think you should've been the one
to take them fishing today.
We've got an experienced fisherman onboard.
And we filled the Jacuzzi up about five times today.
♪ ♪
You're just-- the details, you're--
I don't know, maybe you can enlighten me,
why are you missing them?
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- The primary is having sex on the crow's nest.
- Is that a massage? Is it a spanking?
- Oh, look, he's going for it!
[all yell]
[tense hip-hop music]
- Maybe you can enlighten me, why are you missing them?
- Well, Ashton's responsible for the hot tub.
- How can you hold somebody accountable
if you don't check it?
- I don't--okay. - I check it.
- I'm all over the place right now.
I--you know, these things get...
- Is it too much?
- No, it just gets left to the wayside.
I mean, we're picking up the anchor,
we're dropping tenders.
- I'm checking you,
and you're missing a lot of stuff.
which means you're not checking them,
which is your job.
- Okay.
- I don't understand the issues I'm having with Chandler.
I don't know whether he just got out of bed
and said, "I'm just gonna be a total (BLEEP)-up today,"
but I'm not gonna tolerate this sh--.
Not on my boat.
You should've left me one person today.
I got a Jacuzzi overflowing.
I got raining coming down... - Yeah, I--
- Basically, I got my dick in my hand.
- No, I--I--yeah...
that was definitely on me.
- All of it was on you. It's all your job.
- I don't like to be on Captain Lee's sh-- list.
I'm here to make his life easier, not harder.
But at the same time,
your crew needs to be looking out for you.
They need to be looking at everything on the boat.
There's just not enough of me to go around.
- That'll be all.
♪ ♪
[dynamic percussive music]
♪ ♪
- [humming]
- Okay, here's the thing:
You're not gonna be on lates, I'll be on lates.
It's fine. I want you to get better.
- Thank you.
- Okay, so, now let's take these items in,
scrape it all and wash it.
I would like you to be sitting down while you do it.
Maybe the lower pantry's better,
because I think we could organize some way
for you to sit down there. - Okay, yeah, that'd be great.
- And I'll work up here.
- Okay. Such a sweetheart.
- Deck crew, deck crew,
can everyone meet me in the beach club?
- Copy that.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- So while we have everyone here,
I just got my ass chewed out by Captain...
[hip-hop music]
And it all falls on me.
I'm gonna start double-checking everything that's going on.
So if it sounds like I'm nitpicking
and micromanaging...
I am.
- I mean, that's bullsh--.
Chandler takes advantage of his position,
and just passes blame,
and I feel like it's his fault.
Don't blame me for your lack of communication, bosun.
- We just need to get it together as a team.
- Move. - Yeah.
- Starboard?
[dynamic music]
- Okay, here is your... - My pedestal?
- Yeah. - Okay, thank you.
- Look, you can sit right on it.
- That's awesome.
[exciting music]
- I'm not doing the table for the guests, I'm doing it for me.
I'm just throwing a tea party rave, it's no big deal.
♪ ♪
I want fairies too. - We should hang them like this.
- Hang them. - Then it gives the guests
something to talk about,
because all they talk about is how many followers they have.
- It's, like, swelling up even more.
[slow funky music]
- We're gonna kill it.
I put a lot of love into each meal,
but dinner for me is kind of the epiphany.
Breakfast starts off the day good.
You're having some nice food.
Lunch, like, "Oh, this is really nice.
You know, we're getting into it."
And then dinner, it's like, "Blow me away."
Oh, my God, love it.
What's happening? - Oh, not much.
How late are you on? - I don't know.
- I'm on straight through.
- He's getting the most rest out of all of us.
- I'm a very light sleeper, yeah. [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Chandler, Chandler, yacht. - Chandler's on break.
- I'm knocking off. Thank you.
- Thank you.
I'm irritated... - [chuckles]
- I'm irritated to the point where I'm ready
to ----ing go talk to Captain.
And it would all not be so ----ing irritating
if he wasn't a ----ing prick.
- What do you feel like you wanna do?
- There needs to be a change.
I feel like Ross should be ----ing bosun.
- Yeah, I completely agree with that.
The truth is the truth. What's happening is happening.
- Every ----ing mistake that was made today
is on Chandler.
[upbeat music]
- Okay, I'm good to go. You? - Let's go.
- Hey! - Look at the lights.
- I feel like we're in a fairy tale.
♪ ♪
- Why don't you tell me about your first course?
- Lobster--Lobster... - Olive oil lobster.
- Orange beetroot.
- Is that done? - Yeah.
- Caroline, can you come to the galley for service, please?
- On my way.
♪ ♪
all: Cheers.
- All right, here we go... - Nice.
- Thank you. - The first dish of the night.
- The first course is gonna be
an arugula carrot tomato lobster salad,
with an orange truffle dressing.
- This is a great salad.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Okay, tell me what it is: Seared foie gras, brioche...
♪ ♪
- Can I start going? - Yeah, you can go.
Beautiful.
- Supposedly Chef went all out. This is it.
Oh, wow, foie gras?
- Two kinds. - Two kinds of foie gras.
- "Foie-get" about it.
[laughter]
- Mmm.
- It tastes really good.
- That's legit. - Mmm.
- Oh, my God, this is so good.
- They loved it. - They loved it.
They were so happy. - Really?
- Yeah.
Okay, Josiah--
you can go down, Josiah, thank you.
- Okay.
- Let's go in the hot tub. - Yeah.
- I think I'm out, you guys. I'm gonna go to bed.
all: Good night. - Good night, Jen.
[smooth electronic music]
- Have a good evening. - You too.
♪ ♪
- How you doing, baby? - I wanna go lay up there.
- We're gonna go upstairs for a minute.
♪ ♪
- Can I get anything for you?
Okay.
♪ ♪
- [muffled]
- I don't know, but it was probably a blowie or something.
Uh, it's, like, 90% certain
that the primary is having sex on the crow's nest.
Just-- - How are you certain?
- Uh...
I just... - Let's go look.
- Call me if they are. - [laughs]
♪ ♪
Come on, guys.
- Remember that they're on a boat
with a bunch of humans watching them.
- Well, they don't know that we're watching them.
- How's it looking? Doggy style?
[all exclaim]
- [gasps] Oh.
- But she's on the side, so...
- You know, sometimes it works that way.
- She's right here, and that's her leg right there.
- I mean, I'm a fan of the dead starfish,
but this is next level.
- Oh, she had a full eagle spread right there.
- [laughs] - This is getting naughty.
both: Yep.
- Coming up...
- This is one of the things that will piss me off,
is when you don't put your tools away.
- I did put it away.
- I'm definitely under the microscope right now.
My department isn't operating the way it should.
- What the (BLEEP)?
- Oh, oh...
- He said, "Wake up."
both: Oh...
- She's not that into it.
- Can't we change the feed?
- Ow. [mouths word] - What is that?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Oh...she must wanna marry him.
Trap his ass. - Yeah.
- She's definitely thirsty.
[chuckles] - I'm going to bed.
- Okay, good night.
[hip-hop music]
- Sweet.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Om ♪
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[alarm clock blaring]
♪ ♪
- All right, Cap, we are all set back here.
I'm making my way up to the bow.
- Attention, all crew: We're about to get underway.
[bright synth music]
♪ ♪
- Lovely.
- I want the turkey bacon.
♪ ♪
- Delicious.
- I'm just gonna take a pause
and just eat whipped cream right now.
So light and fluffy and delicious.
- Okay, so, your foot's very much bothering you, huh?
- I'm trying, I'm trying not--
- No--[sighs] Sh--. Go fold laundry downstairs.
- No, no, no, no, I can--
- Listen, you're limping. - Okay, okay. Okay.
- Josiah is like a show dog.
He's perfectly groomed, he's got a shiny coat,
a graceful gait,
and just a fine specimen.
And then Caroline is like a Chihuahua that's scared,
that you found in the street, and it's, like, hungry,
and, like, you know, somebody, like, closes the door,
and it, like, sh--s itself.
[laughs]
Oh, my legs hurt.
- My feet were hurting yesterday.
- My feet are screaming.
- Attention, all crew:
Everybody needs to be in their whites.
- Running out of room in my bag.
- This is so ----ing pretty. We have to take it there.
- Yeah.
- Am I'm gonna block his view of--
- Honey, I can figure it out. Oh, it's hot.
Look, watch, you'll see. - Don't stand right there.
- Dude, these are the sickest photos.
♪ ♪
- Interior, we're just about to dock.
- Are we in position?
- Everyone's in position, Captain.
Three, two, one, drop.
- I need some distances back there, Ross.
- Stern: 150 feet to the dock.
♪ ♪
- How are we looking back there?
- Looking good. - Copy that. Lock it in.
- You wanna just get them up here first, bruh?
- Yeah, that's fine. - We'll get them outside.
- Okay, can I get everybody on the aft deck
for guest departure?
[music slows down]
- All right, peoples.
- Thanks very much. - You're very welcome.
- Emily, thank you. Hope you had fun.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much.
- I have never been so happy in my life
to get a guest off the boat.
Let's hope we don't find
any more "extra large" latex surprises.
- Thank you very much, Captain. - Thank you, buddy.
- Overall, the experience was amazing,
so thank you very, very much. - Good.
Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you. - Yeah.
So we have something for you:
a little token of our appreciation.
Thank you guys very much.
Had a great experience, so, thanks, Captain.
- Absolutely. - Thanks, Charles.
- Whoo--ooh! [giggles]
- Okay, guys, let's go to work.
[both humming]
- What size are you? - He's a women's small.
- You're a women's small. - [chuckles]
- Deck crew, deck crew, can you please wash down the boat?
- Strip beds, please. Caroline, keep folding.
I'm gonna go finish my provision order,
and then I'll come help.
- I don't know what the (BLEEP) is going on.
- With what?
- I'm just scared they have all these diseases here.
Like, they're gonna amputate my foot.
- Attention, all crew, attention, all crew:
We are gonna convene down in the crew mess ASAP.
- Sometimes it doesn't hurt at all,
but then other times, there's, like, a pop in it.
[hip-hop music]
- Cap's coming down. Let's tighten it up, people.
♪ ♪
- That was an interesting charter.
- Yeah.
- I think the only thing that worked harder
than we did on that charter was our bandwidth.
- Mm-hmm. [light chuckles]
- I think we have a lot of people here
that have a lot of talent,
and I think where we're having a slight breakdown
is utilizing that talent
and communicating information from one department to another.
- I agree with Captain Lee.
It was a sh--show of a charter.
But from this point on, it's gonna be different.
- Overall, I think we had a really good charter.
We, uh, ended up with $15,000.
$1,250 apiece. Nicely done.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Thank you. - Thanks, Cap.
- So, you guys can go out tonight,
spend some tip money.
We got a short turnaround... - Cool.
- Let's finish out the afternoon, stay busy.
Enjoy Tahiti. Thank you, guys.
- It will be raining tonight. - [Lee laughing]
- Pay up, Ross.
- Stop being angry. - Are you okay?
It's fine, it's fine. I just... - No, it's not fine.
- I don't know what's happening, but it's not going...
- Same one?
- Captain, Captain, Kate. - Go.
- We need to organize another doctor's appointment
for Caroline.
- Not a problem, I'm on it. - Thank you.
- If we can get mast, that crow's nest,
in front of the windows, and most of the sundeck done,
then we'll be looking good.
The faster we get it done, the sooner you can have your beers.
[lively music]
- [pants] "Shweating."
- Okay, bye, get better. - Thanks.
- Get the good drugs. - Okay.
[funky electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Like, this is, like, one of the things
that will piss me off,
is when you don't put your tools away.
Like, I just found your bucket
and your chamois from last night.
- No, that's not correct. - Did you hot-chamois?
- Yes, I did, and I did put it away,
so you're gonna have to ask
whoever was on early mornings this morning.
- Okay, well, that's what happens
when you start not putting things away,
is you get blamed for it.
I'm definitely under the microscope right now.
My department isn't operating the way it should.
I don't want this to reflect badly upon me anymore,
and it's one thing after another.
- Yeah, maybe check with Ross and Ashton as well,
'cause I did put all my things away.
- I'm not asking much.
Just put tools where you got them from.
Plain and simple. - [groans]
- What the (BLEEP)?
- ----ing ridiculous.
[slow hip-hop music]
- Oh, (BLEEP). [whimpers]
♪ ♪
- Here she comes.
Here, so, have a seat,
and tell us what the doctor said.
- He said, "I don't know what it is."
And he said, "Be off of it for two days."
[electronic music]
- Well, I'm sure you're in pain,
so why don't you go to your cabin and rest it,
'cause we want you to get better.
- Okay.
- It's frustrating that Caroline now can't be
on her foot for two days,
but it doesn't really make a difference.
Josiah and I have already been doing all of her work...
- [sniffles] - Don't cry.
We want you to get better.
But I'm not gonna carry her weight all season.
- Okay, thanks, appreciate it. [sniffles]
- So then there were two.
Can you start folding and laundry please?
- ♪ Laundry turns around ♪
[upbeat synth music]
♪ ♪
- [sniffles] Ow.
♪ ♪
- Ready, bruh? - Just about.
- Let's see how far you can go.
♪ ♪
- No, I really wish I was going.
Hard-core FOMO.
- I don't think you'll miss much.
- Why are you pissed?
- It's just, everything's building up.
- I can guess: It's Chandler.
Has it been getting worse or staying the same?
- It's just the same.
Every day, he's just a pompous ----ing prick.
[knocking on door] - Come in!
- How are you feeling? - I feel really sore.
- Well, just stay horizontal, 'cause I want you to get better.
- I promise. - Miss you.
- Have fun for me. I'll rest for you.
- Yeah, I'll have a great time.
- All right, are we ready? - Caroline, come on.
- Caroline's staying. She's got elevator foot.
- ♪ Need some dancing shoes ♪
- Rhylee, you're looking hot. - Thanks, Ash.
♪ ♪
Are my boobs even?
- No one's gonna be looking if they're hanging even, I promise.
- I love our entire crew... even Rhylee.
[laughter] I'm serious.
- The fact that you had to say that
makes me question the authenticity.
- Let's go, guys, we're here.
- Come here, princess. - Whoop, my ass is coming out.
- [mumbles] - [burps] Excuse me.
- Rhylee, you can't be doing that when you look like that.
Let's go, boys and girl.
- Yes. - I like the colors.
- ♪ I got eyes on you ♪
- Welcome to Yakitori.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, sir.
- Cheers, guys! - Cheers-cheers.
- I mean, you guys are dressing him up.
I'm like, come on, you don't want, like,
dad bods that go next-level ----ing Hercules over here.
- Some girls like dad bods.
No, honestly--
- Hi! Come over.
- Hey. - I missed you.
- Oh, yeah.
- Enjoy. - Is it good?
- Bon appétit. - Please chat to Rhylee.
She's hectically emotional.
She's at that point where she's gonna pop.
- I'm irritated to the point where I'm ready
to ----ing go talk to Captain.
- It would be a good idea to let her know,
just be like, "Look, let's play nice, let's have fun,"
because I don't want her to explode.
- With the way we left the workday,
I don't wanna be the one to do that.
- We definitely have to figure the situation with Rhylee out.
She's not going anywhere; she's part of the team.
We need to just sort it out and get past the issue.
I can already see what's gonna happen.
She's gonna have a few vodskies in her,
and it's gonna be (BLEEP).
- Are we going downstairs, or what?
Let's go, let's go.
- My goal tonight is not to set anybody off,
but if I get drunk
and stupidly do something, so be it.
[lively club music]
- Ha-oh! Whoa!
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Yes, you can.
♪ ♪
- This is like, "Dirty Dancing" Tahitian nights,
and any girl on the floor
is the Jennifer Grey to Ashton's Swayze.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
[bright hip-hop music]
Yes, Ashton!
[all cheer]
- Shut that door!
- We're gonna ----ing party.
- They're all-- they're all back there.
- Party in the back! Oh!
[laughter]
- Party in the bus.
- Oh, no--no-- no, didn't say that.
You just shut up... - [laughs]
- You, the South African toddler dancer.
♪ ♪
- You must go, because I can't move.
♪ ♪
- We're home. - [yells, laughs]
♪ ♪
- Let's go have a drink. Come on.
♪ ♪
- [lips sputtering]
[laughs] What is that?
[sniffing]
Ugh-- [blubbers] [laughs]
- My ----ing mother----ing heat--feet hurt.
[dynamic music]
♪ ♪
- [muttering]
Get in there...shirt.
- [exhales]
[mischievous string music]
♪ ♪
[smooth instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- [moaning]
♪ ♪
Mm-mm...
♪ ♪
- Okay.
Ashton's looking for a hookup,
but that's not happening, Ashton.
I'll have fun with you,
but I'm not gonna be stupid with you when you're drunk.
[moans]
- That's my Tahitian punch.
- Ah, Caroline, where in the (BLEEP) did you come from?
Can you just-- you're supposed to be resting.
Can you go and rest?
Where's the toilet?
Where--[chuckles]-- where's the toilet?
Is that it?
- [whispering] - Are you serious?
Come on now, that's just disrespectful.
Hi. - Hi, sorry.
- Do you want to lay down in a guest cabin?
I want you rested, because after two days...
- Yeah, I can, but will you look at it?
I think it kinda went down a little.
- Oh, I don't wanna know right now.
After two days, we'll decide if you can stay or go.
Let's take you down to a guest cabin right now.
- Okay, can I just get my stuff?
- No, I think you should just rest.
I can get it for you. - I don't need it, it's okay.
- No, I will get it for you,
but I don't want you getting distracted and then bumping it.
You know?
- [grunts]
- It's still swollen.
- Well, it is, but I feel like it went down.
I really do.
- Okay, stay here... - Okay...
- Two days. - I can't leave for, like...
- No, this is your new home base for two days...
- Okay. - Because we--
if you're not healed after two days...
- I--I know, I'm very aware.
- You know, so let's take it very seriously.
- I know there's rank, but I'm a human being.
I don't deserve to be treated this way.
- After two days, either you're better...
- [sniffling, sobbing] - Or you're not.
[tense percussive music]
This isn't even a personal thing with Caroline.
This is her foot.
It's seriously injured, and she needs to give it
the proper rest it needs to heal.
Get better or go home.
- [sobbing]
- Next on "Below Deck"...
- It's a four-day charter:
ten people, two of them children.
- Hi.
- Master Pierson is not loving the vegetables.
I don't know what pain you're experiencing or what level,
I just need to know if you can work at 100%.
- Chandler's just told me something on the foredeck.
- Okay, got it, I'm standing by.
- Where does this attitude come from?
- Calm down, Ashton.
- Kate, it's Albert. We've had enough of this experience.
- I'm so sorry to hear that. Is everybody all right?
- We have towels, no water. - You have one job, deckhands.
Captain, would you like some dinner?
- No, I'm gonna eat somebody's ass for dinner.
I am not gonna finish the season this way.
I will make some changes,
and not all of you are gonna be happy.
- For more "Below Deck," go to bravotv.com.