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Previously, on "Below
Deck Down Under"...
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Don’t talk to ----ing
girls like that,
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I swear to ----ing God, dude.
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[bleep] you.
Asshole.
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We don’t fight with people
that aren’t worth our time.
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-Ryan, yes or no?
-No.
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Where I come from,
I’m sticking up for our team.
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That goes a long way.
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Can you not ever throw
a bottle again, please?
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Yeah, if nobody tells a girl to
take their tits out five times,
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it would be all right.
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Primary charter guest,
Johny De Keghel.
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He used to work for me.
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Really?
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-How are you?
-Fantastic.
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What is a "buck party,"
though?
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I’m gonna do something big
for these boys.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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You two together look damn good.
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How’s your galley this morning?
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We got a trash can here,
no bags in them.
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-It was a night job.
-Yeah, I know.
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Benny’s not pulling his weight,
but at this point,
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every time I come down on him
he just gets angry or emotional.
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Can’t be bothered.
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I’m not gonna do it.
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Now I’m gonna go to bed.
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I’m just, like, you
know, worried about,
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like, girls around.
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Because I feel so
lucky with Scott,
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that it’s just nothing
like that at all.
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Mm.
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You don’t have to make me
feel that my relationship
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is not as good as yours.
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She’s judging me a lot.
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-Have you seen Magda?
-No.
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-I’m gonna take a nap.
-Magda?
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Magda, Magda, do you copy?
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Are you ----ing joking?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, no.
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This is embarrassing.
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I wanna see some
wow factor going.
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I mean, I guess that’s
why I’m feeding the guests
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and not the captain
all the time.
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Bring it in!
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We caught the squid,
and we wanted to eat it.
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I swear to God, if Ryan
doesn’t serve up our squid...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You do anything with his squid?
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Nope.
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They caught that...
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I know, I said this isn’t
for dinner, though.
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Just ease down.
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Okay, well, let me
finish my dinner...
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-Hey.
-and you can talk all you want.
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No, no, no, listen, I copped
your bullsh-- downstairs.
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I won’t cop it again.
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No, I caught
your bullsh--.
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I don’t want your attitude,
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and I won’t ----ing cop it
one more second.
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I just wanna finish this.
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You wanna bring it up three
decibels, I’ll bring it up four.
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This just isn’t the time.
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Mate, I’m your captain.
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I need you to be mature
and professional.
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Communicate on a level that
is respected by all, okay?
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You obviously don’t
know when actually
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you go to the next level.
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Your communication
needs to be checked.
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Definitely not my color.
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Ready to rock and roll?
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-Yep.
-Awesome.
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I’m pissed.
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The way he’s speaking to me,
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Ryan’s lucky I haven’t got
a replacement right here now.
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We have a pandemic,
I’ve got quarantine issues,
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I’ve got no back-up.
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Otherwise, he’d be gone.
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This is the Japanese A5.
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Did Ben ever bring you a squid
that they caught?
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-Bring it in!
-Far out.
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-You gonna keep it?
-Yeah!
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What do you reckon, Ryan’ll
be cooking our squid?
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I got some squid, don’t worry,
salt and pepper squid.
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-Oh.
-Yeah!
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All right!
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Tonight, trash,
same as usual, all decks.
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Mop scuppers on all decks.
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I’ve got this, brother,
no worries.
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I’ll be able to tell if
it’s being done, like...
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Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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The other night, I forgot,
it’s my bad.
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It’s with the fishing till
2:00 in the morning, whatever.
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Yeah.
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It’s not like I’m trying
to be fun and not work.
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I’m trying to work,
but the way that I work best
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is if I’m having fun,
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or if I’m injecting
my personality into it.
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So, I’m not a robot.
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If the guys wanna talk to
you or whatever,
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politely explain to them,
like, yeah, no worries,
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I’ve gotta go and crack on with
this, I’ll come back up later.
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This. This one... no...
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You think I’m winding you up?
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-Yeah.
-Sweet, bro.
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Cool.
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Honestly, you guys are,
like, my bloody children.
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I’m gonna keep
a close eye on you.
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Yeah, good boy, good boy.
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[snoring]
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Mm.
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----ing do it now,
just to please one person.
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Why are you wearing green hair?
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Come on, it’s amazing.
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Why not?
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We’re going easy on the bar.
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-Yeah.
-Look at him, he’s asleep.
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Yeah, I think we
need to be gentle.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Come on, buddy, come on.
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Oh!
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----ing good buck!
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Whew, good lord.
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[snoring]
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It’s fine.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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-What’s up?
-Y’all good?
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No, I’m just gonna put
out the calamari now.
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Okay.
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Yeah, no.
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Who wants to try a little
of the calamari?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, well, pass it over,
pass it over.
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I’ve been waiting all
day for this.
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This is actually ours?
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-That’s yours, that’s yours.
-It’s very good.
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Oh, it is very good.
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-Enjoy, guys.
-Thanks, mate.
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-Of course.
-Cheers.
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-Okay.
-Thanks, girl.
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See ya.
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-Benny!
-How was the squid?
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The squid was really good.
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-Yeah, was it?
-Yeah.
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We actually do
wanna go fishing.
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-Yeah.
-How many rods you got?
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Six rods.
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Magda, we can start
clearing now.
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Copy.
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Oh, yeah.
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-We are.
-Come on, let’s go down.
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All right, here we go.
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Let’s get some calamari
for tomorrow morning.
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Or a shark, even better.
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[snoring]
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Oh, really?
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We’re gonna have a chat,
the three of us.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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Like just own it.
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Yeah.
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Ryan’s in deep sh-- right now,
and I absolutely love it.
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Whew.
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Is it possible to
get a Budweiser?
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I think he kicked mine
in the ocean.
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Yes. Yes.
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Just for this trip,
Brittini’s, like, not going up.
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Like, she’s just gone
back just a little bit.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Not answering radios.
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Maybe it was the boys
distracting her.
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You probably get this
all the time.
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Yeah!
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It’s just a couple of things
I’m watching.
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Ben. He needs to
be supervised.
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I’ve just gotta figure that out.
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Just, I’ve already had
a chat with them.
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That’s good, that you’re
applying a little pressure.
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It’s about the job first,
you know?
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-Mm-hmm.
-About getting sh-- done.
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If there’s a big improvement,
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it’s gotta be done up there
and what’s going out
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in food and service
and let’s just...
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-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-Come on.
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Let’s go, yeah.
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Yeah, I’m glad you’re
on the same page.
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-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
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Dinner done, how’s that?
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I’m tired.
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-See ya mañana.
-See you in the morning.
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Is that a sea snake?
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That’s a line.
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-Hi, darling.
-Hey.
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-I’m gonna go to bed.
-Go.
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Sorry there’s still
so many glasses.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah...
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-Yeah.
-But...
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I know, I know.
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It feels like she’s always
unhappy about whatever I do.
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This is not the way
it should be done,
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that someone who should be
there for you as your leader
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is just waiting
for your mistake.
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Oh, hello.
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I would ----ing love
to catch a fish.
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Oh, he’s... oh, [bleep].
He just swam off.
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Oh [bleep]’s sake, honestly.
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He’s done.
I’ve given up.
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See you in the morning, eh?
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[speaking Polish]
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-All right.
-Bye, good night.
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[alarm sounds]
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Good morning.
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Good morning, we can
start up, please.
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Hey, bridge, we’re ready to haul
as soon as you’re ready.
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Take up slowly.
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Copy.
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Bridge, that’s anchor home.
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Good work.
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I’ll be right out.
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Tumi, Tumi, Tumi.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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-Hey!
-How you feeling?
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Pretty good.
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It’s so frustrating.
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Aesha’s management style
being more relaxed
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is not the greatest combination,
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because I feel that Magda
needs management
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that has a lot of discipline,
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and that’s definitely not
gonna come from Aesha.
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Like I said, the whole pantry
needs to be cleaned.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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I watched the sunrise at
the bow this morning,
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it was really lovely.
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Copy, coming.
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Yo, mop this whole area.
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There’s spilled drinks
over here,
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spilled drinks over there,
there’s sh-- everywhere, so.
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I haven’t spoken to Benny yet.
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-Up there is filthy, the teak.
-Yeah.
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Scuppers were meant to
get done last night,
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doesn’t look like he’s done
those ones last night.
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It is important,
it’s tough when it’s, like,
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we got the whole, like,
operations in the morning.
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All right.
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It got done already
three times in a row.
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It’s more the exhaustion
of always doing it.
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It’s part of the job,
simple as that.
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And just, you know,
I don’t wanna hear
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any whingeing from anyone.
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I wanna hear you say, yep,
I’m gonna do it, no worries.
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Get in the ----ing chain locker
and do your job.
255
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,289
Coming up...
256
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,041
I’m gonna be blunt...
your attitude.
257
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,542
I’ve heard it, and it’s [bleep]
this [bleep] that.
258
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,597
Now, I don’t wanna hear any
whingeing from anyone.
259
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,517
I wanna hear you say, yep, I’m
gonna do it, no worries.
260
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,270
Get in the ----ing chain locker
and do your job.
261
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,521
Okay.
262
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,690
And then we need to rinse
the swim platform,
263
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,192
fix up all the salt on the teak,
264
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,943
fix up anything here,
make sure everything’s
265
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,613
looking nice and neat
right before they leave.
266
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,614
-Perfect.
-Cool.
267
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,615
Get ready to finish.
268
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,866
All right, brother.
269
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,619
Jamie wakes up
to an unkempt boat,
270
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,579
and that’s the
night person’s job.
271
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,956
And instead, I’m kinda
getting punished for it.
272
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,918
I know I’m hustling my ass off,
273
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,336
and it just doesn’t feel fair.
274
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,383
Good morning.
275
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,510
You’re probably gonna feel
a lot better
276
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,719
than all the other boys,
after...
277
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,846
-Yeah.
-You really passed out.
278
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,099
Jase?
279
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,975
Yeah, mate, just gonna
get a coffee.
280
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,605
Okay, cool.
281
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,691
Love it when it’s tangled.
282
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,984
Oh, God, that thing...
283
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,737
grandma’s undies.
284
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,948
-What?
-That thing.
285
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,672
I’m definitely aware that
captain’s making his presence
286
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:39,217
more in the galley, but I don’t
regret a single word I said.
287
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,928
[phone rings]
288
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,857
These kids with their phones.
289
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,650
[speaking Polish]
290
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,865
When I grew up, we
had to use our imagination
291
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,033
to [bleep] off at work.
292
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,827
Magda, there’s work to be done.
293
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,120
Sorry, Captain.
294
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:11,666
Awesome.
295
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,879
Here you go.
296
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,213
That looks amazing, thanks,
mate.
297
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,423
That is the Aussie breakfast,
right there.
298
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,424
He’s done well.
299
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,425
Bon appétit.
300
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,301
Eggs perfect.
301
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,886
Oh, and that looks very crispy.
302
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,179
Oh, that is so good.
303
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,930
I think a little piece of bacon.
304
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,807
You know, what was happening?
305
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:28,975
It’s all happening, mate.
306
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,067
Is it a case of
getting all the jobs done,
307
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,194
even if you’re up till 3:00?
308
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,363
I pretty much want
the jobs done, yeah.
309
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,864
Okay.
310
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,492
So annoying.
311
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:50,330
All crew, please be ready with
white shirt and epaulettes.
312
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,414
Copy.
313
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,294
I’m genuinely gonna
be sad to leave.
314
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,421
Aft deck, foredeck,
going in now.
315
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,507
Starboard quarter to
first starboard marker.
316
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,342
[honks]
317
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:05,095
Starboard quarter,
30 meters, holding.
318
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,014
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey!
319
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,849
You are clear to swing.
320
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,059
Okay, tie it up.
321
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,519
Cap, all good in the aft.
322
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:16,314
-That’s good.
-Thank you.
323
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,941
-Oh, what a trip.
-Yay!
324
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,360
[applause]
325
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:23,571
-Thank you so much.
-Hey, thanks, brother.
326
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,448
Oh, thanks, brother.
327
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,783
Bye!
328
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:30,370
Oh!
329
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,996
A custom-made...
330
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,707
-Oh, look at this, guys!
-Just for you!
331
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,625
-Oh!
-Yeah!
332
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,793
Nothing but hat.
333
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,461
And also...
334
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,838
On behalf of all the boys,
we had the most amazing time.
335
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,256
It was incredible.
336
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,717
My fish, though...
where did my fish end up?
337
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,884
Well...
338
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,636
It was pretty small.
339
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,096
You’ll have to come back again,
we’ll catch a bigger one.
340
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,472
Yeah, for sure,
looking forward to it.
341
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,640
-Thanks, guys.
-Thank you very much again.
342
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,933
-Yeah, thank you.
-Appreciate it.
343
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,143
-Bye, guys!
-Later, dudes.
344
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,811
Let’s get all our blues back on,
345
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,980
get everything back to square
one, have a bit of a meeting,
346
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,106
and get outta here, eh?
347
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,441
Oh, feels good.
348
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,484
Oh, wait, not even polo,
I can put my T-shirt on.
349
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,706
[phone rings]
350
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:19,419
Carly, it’s Jason Chambers,
captain on Thalassa.
351
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,547
I’m thinking about making
a change, but to do that,
352
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,008
I’d probably need a few CVs
to look through.
353
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,302
We just need someone that can
just hit the ground running.
354
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,471
Send me through what you’ve got,
that would be great.
355
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,015
Thank you,
I really appreciate it.
356
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,391
See you, bye.
357
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,645
Ryan’s attitude towards me,
the best thing to do right now
358
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,856
is to show force and
actually get him off the boat.
359
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,232
But my back’s against the wall.
360
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,569
I’ve got no back-up chef... yet.
361
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:49,991
All crew, can we meet in
the bridge deck salon ASAP?
362
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,534
Copy.
363
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:53,995
Hey, Captain.
364
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,205
Ladies and gentlemen, hi.
365
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,748
Halfway there.
366
00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,627
So, the tip’s
$22,900 Australian,
367
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,837
which is $17,600 U.S.
368
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,340
Per person, it’s $1,460 U.S.
369
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,716
-Nice!
-Yay!
370
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,385
Woo!
371
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,054
I’ll tell you what, Keith Stone
puts on a show like that...
372
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,223
-My name’s Keith Stone.
-Yeah!
373
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,809
Australian-style!
374
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,894
I’m expecting a big old
tip from these boys.
375
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,397
Got a few things to
work on which I wanna talk
376
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,691
to a few people individually.
377
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,402
Um, the whole deck team
have improved,
378
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,821
but there still needs
to be urgency there,
379
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,280
being in position.
380
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,241
And Cheffy, we’ll have
a chat also with Aesha,
381
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,992
and just get down
to the nitty-gritty
382
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,911
and get on top of that.
383
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,498
Now, we are 50 percent there,
so as a reward for that,
384
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,835
tomorrow I’ve organized a little
excursion after a sleep-in.
385
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,962
You’re going to
a crocodile safari.
386
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,965
-Oh, my God!
-Ah!
387
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,425
Woo!
388
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,261
I’ve been dreaming of this.
389
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,846
The crew is slipping
a little bit.
390
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,265
I think a good day off
would be what they need.
391
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,767
Rest and relaxation’s
part of our job.
392
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,437
Recharge, and we get
on with the season.
393
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,982
The helmet...
this week, it goes to...
394
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,818
the deck team is coming along,
395
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,237
we’ll give you the encouragement
you need to get the team going.
396
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,740
So, Jamie, you’re getting it.
397
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,283
-Oh!
-Nice, Jamie!
398
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,910
Come on, Jamie!
399
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,537
For [bleep] sakes.
Ugh.
400
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,414
-Have you gone to New Zealand?
-I’m from New Zealand.
401
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,041
Cleaning up the mess
as usual, aren’t we?
402
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,292
Oh!
403
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,544
Trash, as usual, all decks.
404
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,920
The other night
I forgot, my bad.
405
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,381
I’m basically the leader
of this team,
406
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,508
so I’m gonna have to
take this on the chin...
407
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,052
well, in this case,
on the head.
408
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,971
Find out your weak links
from a deck point of view,
409
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,389
and fix that, yeah?
410
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,807
-That’s all.
-Right-o.
411
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,768
-Thanks, Cap.
-Let’s get into it.
412
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,019
Love it.
413
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,937
Can I chat with you for
five minutes right away?
414
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:43,980
Yes, totally.
415
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,982
-Ryan, Ryan...
-Yo, yo.
416
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,359
You wanna... we’ll just
get this out of the way now
417
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,027
and have a chat.
418
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,905
Let’s just... just air it out,
and let’s get it out.
419
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,698
You’re here,
you’re a head of department...
420
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,116
-Mm-hmm.
-You’re a head of department.
421
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,576
I want the service
to be better.
422
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,452
Mm-hmm.
423
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:58,536
What I saw when I sat down...
424
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,913
I’m gonna leave it right here.
425
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,664
Tomato, eggplant,
roasted red pepper...
426
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,333
-All of it.
-All of it?
427
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,501
-Yes, thank you.
-Nice.
428
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,544
-Whoops...
-I’m so sorry.
429
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,006
I want the food to be better,
what I saw when I sat down.
430
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:13,385
-Pasta, like...
-I’m not impressed.
431
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,969
Yeah, no, there’s
a [bleep] ton of salt.
432
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,472
But my meal would have made
completely different sense
433
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,515
last night if it was served
the way
434
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,225
I was asking for
it to be served.
435
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,893
It’s antipasto, they should have
hit the table at the same time.
436
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,521
Well, it’s not just what
goes out on the plates.
437
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,649
I’m gonna be blunt...
438
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,735
it’s your attitude,
your defensive attitude
439
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,862
towards guest requirements,
I’ve heard it.
440
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,322
Even last night
with the calamari,
441
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,323
it’s [bleep] this [bleep] that.
442
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,242
I need that to change.
443
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,827
That’s where my head is.
444
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,342
Your attitude,
your defensive attitude.
445
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,221
towards guests requirements,
I’ve heard it.
446
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,431
Even last
night with the calamari,
447
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,432
it’s [bleep] this [bleep] that.
448
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,600
I need that to change.
449
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,935
That’s where my head is.
450
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,938
I’m more than prepared
to make changes.
451
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,314
This is it.
452
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,818
Can we just amp it
up a little bit?
453
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,112
I think you nailed every point
for us...
454
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,281
or for me, at least.
455
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,741
-I apologize.
-Thank you.
456
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,285
Okay, that’s it.
Right-o, appreciate it.
457
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,369
All right, nice.
458
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,121
The situation’s ----ed.
459
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,623
I could go off on him, but I’m
just gonna eat it and take it,
460
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,459
because I know
Aesha would love to see me
461
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,460
off this boat right now.
462
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,712
[humming]
463
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,630
All crew, all crew, please
turn the boat around...
464
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,631
covers, rubbish.
465
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,468
Trash, get some trash.
466
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,220
Jesus. Jeez... stop!
467
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,805
Check your bins in your rooms,
468
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,058
if they need to be emptied,
let’s do that now too.
469
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,684
Hell, yeah.
470
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,480
Copy.
471
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,482
Why is the wifi not working?
472
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,734
Dream team for the dub.
473
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,824
Here I am.
474
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,701
I’ll just have a chat with you
for a sec, Aesha, about Mags.
475
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,869
Mm-hmm.
476
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,372
Her phone use is
outdoing us all combined.
477
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:07,999
I don’t know.
478
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,501
I have to get to
the bottom of it.
479
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,835
-You wanna call her?
-Okay.
480
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,128
Bring her in now and
have a chat with her.
481
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,838
All right.
482
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,340
We’re all good, mate,
that’s it.
483
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,634
Magda, Magda.
484
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,053
Magda?
485
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,641
Go ahead.
486
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,268
Are you able to come up
to the bridge deck salon?
487
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,895
Can I come in,
like, two minutes?
488
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,439
Can you come now and then
go back in two minutes?
489
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,774
Copy.
490
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,322
I didn’t know that you were...
491
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,616
-Take a seat.
-Yes, thank you.
492
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:45,578
Your phone use on board is...
what’s the word?
493
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,039
More than excessive.
494
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,916
It’s 10 times more than
any other crewmember,
495
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,710
to the point where
we’ve had to wind down
496
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:56,548
the usage on all that network.
497
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,217
Aesha and myself
are leaning on you to...
498
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,969
-Yeah.
-Be a strong link.
499
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,220
Yeah, sure, correct.
500
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,889
So, whatever you’re doing,
it has to stop.
501
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,850
Boyfriend.
502
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,731
Oh, my God, I agree,
I’m using my phone,
503
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,400
but I’m never using a phone
in front of the guests.
504
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,278
I’m not questioning why you
don’t talk to your boyfriend.
505
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,573
Do you have any problems?
It’s not my business.
506
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,242
Just please, like,
just don’t judge.
507
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,618
We all check our phones,
508
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,413
we all have our outsider
life out of yachting,
509
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,581
-that’s for sure.
-Yeah.
510
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,041
Pick your moments
a lot better.
511
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,208
Yeah.
512
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,294
And limit the use,
because it is massive.
513
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,587
-Definitely.
-Okay?
514
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,547
I’m gonna improve
all the time.
515
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,257
Thanks, girl.
516
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,633
Right-o. That’s done.
517
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,677
Thank you.
518
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,054
-Are we good?
-We’re done.
519
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,930
-Ah!
-Ah!
520
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,266
Woo, woo, woo!
521
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,019
All right, let’s get back
on the crazy train.
522
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,145
Yes!
523
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,772
Okay, I’m ready.
524
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,565
-I’m getting drunk.
-All right, let’s all go up.
525
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,608
Oh, ho, ho!
526
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,776
I’m so excited.
527
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,444
Guys, the cabs are here.
528
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,779
Ah!
529
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,614
I feel like the guys wanna
co-regulate,
530
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,615
-but we don’t...
-No!
531
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,533
Girls rule, boys drool!
532
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:08,536
Let’s do it!
533
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,747
Tits out for the girls
534
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,333
Tits out for the girls, ah!
535
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,044
Yay!
536
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,129
I’m looking forward to my steak,
I know that.
537
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,344
-Hey, boys!
-Hey, ladies.
538
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,345
-Yo.
-Here.
539
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,638
Perfect.
540
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,223
I want that big-ass
shell-fish tower.
541
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,891
Maybe some champagne?
542
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,726
You look so cute, Jamie-James.
543
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,061
Espresso martini.
544
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:36,606
-Yay!
-Woo!
545
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,360
-Brittini!
-Yes!
546
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,820
The Singapore crab.
547
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,363
Steak dinner, medium-rare.
548
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,781
-Yeah.
-Make that two.
549
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,157
I’ll get a fish curry.
550
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,076
We’re gonna have a
good time tonight,
551
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,828
we’re gonna get drunk on bubbly,
it’s gonna be so fun.
552
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,204
Mm.
553
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,498
Feels nice.
554
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,874
Copy.
555
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,173
I don’t pay attention
to any drama.
556
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,842
[bleep]
557
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,219
In my opinion, you should be
a chief stew right now.
558
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,595
Chiefie.
559
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,597
I think you could be
a good chiefie, yeah.
560
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,391
Crack the whip.
561
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,852
My first boat, I wasn’t, like,
best friends with my chief stew,
562
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,353
and right now is the same.
563
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,106
It’s not that you’re
not getting along,
564
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:22,360
it’s just that you’re not
synching in with what she needs.
565
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,570
It’s a different size boat...
566
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,738
Yeah.
567
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,031
And it’s
a different expectation.
568
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,240
Yeah.
569
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,701
Like, when I was third stew,
I got battered.
570
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,870
I’d keep my mouth shut
and I’d be like,
571
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,329
I can’t say anything
because I’m third stew.
572
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:34,706
But...
573
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,752
You have...
574
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,211
it’s very hard, but you have to,
575
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,881
because you’ll get
burned so quickly.
576
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,716
But I got so good at laundry,
577
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,217
I got so good at
housekeeping, I learned...
578
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,469
Yeah.
579
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,054
...how to be the best,
best stewardess ever.
580
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,555
And that’s what you
have to learn from it.
581
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,891
Once you’ve gotten there,
no one can touch you.
582
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,728
Hey, don’t touch me there,
this is my no-no square.
583
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:57,937
Where’s the food?
584
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,397
Where’d you guys go?
585
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,690
Sitting down there.
586
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,859
Do I gotta kill the cow
and cook it?
587
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:04,235
Here it comes right now.
588
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,071
-Medium-well?
-Perfect, thank you so much.
589
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:11,743
Mm!
590
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:14,204
Oh!
591
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,622
Did I just get prawn
all over you?
592
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,248
-Oh, dude.
-Sorry, brother.
593
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,043
I’m gonna go wee-wees.
594
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,169
Okay.
595
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,594
No, by the Beatles, bitch!
596
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:30,845
Well, I can’t hear, can I?
597
00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,305
It’s the Beatles.
598
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:35,767
And don’t call me "bitch"
again, thank you.
599
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,686
Holy sh--, bitch.
600
00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:40,689
Why... really?
601
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,942
Brittini needs to ----ing
know where the boundaries are.
602
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,694
You don’t go calling
your boss a bitch.
603
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,696
Who ----ed up the flow?
604
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,283
Coming up...
605
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,952
Are you kidding me?
606
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,120
Maggots.
607
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,956
This is, like, the best
day off ever.
608
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,915
Oh!
609
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:06,339
I’m full.
610
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:08,550
I couldn’t even finish my steak.
611
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,719
Want a chip?
612
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,013
-Oh, that was in.
-That was close.
613
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,681
May I please get a doggie bag?
614
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:16,641
Of course, and then the check?
615
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,518
Here’s the card,
so we can speed this up.
616
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,478
Thanks, Ryan.
617
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,730
[belches]
618
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,023
Let’s go, vamos.
619
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:26,234
[bleep] me.
Everyone’s ----ed.
620
00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,610
Culver, Culver!
621
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,862
Bye!
622
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,447
-Come on, Culver.
-I’m going here.
623
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,574
Benny!
624
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:33,950
Yeah, I wanna try it out.
625
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:35,827
-Tits out for the girls,
-Tits out for the boys
626
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,412
-Tits out for the girls,
-Tits out for the boys
627
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,540
So, Benny jumped in the
car with women.
628
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,083
Benny broke the code tonight.
629
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,543
Welcome to the girls’ van.
630
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,503
Usually we’re showing
each other our boobs.
631
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,047
Seriously?
632
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,048
We’ve been windmilling
each other’s dicks
633
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,258
and sh-- around that van.
634
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:56,181
-Oh, cap...
-Captain.
635
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,058
Do you know all the girls
love Captain?
636
00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,434
Yeah, of course you do,
he’s an Aussie lad.
637
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,562
Benny, you know that you
have a very nice penis.
638
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,856
Yeah, not the biggest,
but it’s nice.
639
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,232
Let’s get outta here.
640
00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:08,151
Are you okay?
641
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:10,111
I might go to bed, I’m sleepy.
642
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,447
-I’m going to bed.
-I need to pee.
643
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:15,909
Good night, bro.
644
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,495
-Okay, night.
-Excuse me?
645
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,413
-Night.
-Good night, sleep well.
646
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:21,790
Thanks.
647
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,923
[alarm sounds]
648
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,925
-Morning.
-Good morning.
649
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,969
First day off feels
pretty good, huh?
650
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,596
Yeah, it does.
651
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,973
Get you some this morning.
652
00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:43,228
Morning, morning.
653
00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:46,147
Here we go, let’s get it up.
654
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,693
We are going to see animals.
655
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,111
Let’s get the crock outta here.
656
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:53,530
Yay!
657
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:55,865
Jamie, we are living
large now, my friend.
658
00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:59,202
Crikey, mate,
I’m Crocodile DunCulver,
659
00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:02,956
and today is a special day
for the Thalassa crew.
660
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,666
We’re doing a crocodile tour.
661
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,543
We’re gonna get out there and
see some of the most
662
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,795
beautiful reptiles in the world.
663
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,296
It’s gonna be something special.
664
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:13,341
I couldn’t be more
excited to be here.
665
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:14,843
So listen, I’m gonna
give you three guys.
666
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,302
Three guys.
667
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:17,846
And you have to say who
you’re gonna [bleep],
668
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,097
who you’re gonna marry,
and who you’re gonna kill.
669
00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:20,724
Captain, Benny, Culver.
670
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:23,727
Ooh, this is hard.
671
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,854
Um...
672
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:28,064
All right.
673
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,482
I’ll go first.
674
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:30,483
Okay.
675
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:31,818
-I’d [bleep] Captain.
-Ah!
676
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,403
-Marry Culver.
-Yes.
677
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:35,321
Uh-huh.
I’d... I’d kill Benny.
678
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,823
Do the same, I’d do the same.
679
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,408
I honestly would...
I’d do the same.
680
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:41,411
And only because I feel
like Captain’s naughty,
681
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:42,871
and he would be really
great in bed.
682
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:45,373
He knows where the A-spot is.
683
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:46,499
Yeah!
684
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,043
[chuckles]
685
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:50,211
What does it say...
turn left, crocodile.
686
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,923
Crocodile.
687
00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,842
-Wow, it’s so nice out.
-Yes.
688
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:56,968
Let’s do it!
689
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,136
This is so Aussie,
I love it.
690
00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:00,555
Woohoo!
691
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,182
We are good to go.
692
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,808
Follow me through, just watch
out for a bit of mud there.
693
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,477
How is it, boys?
694
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,644
Oh my God, they rock.
695
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:09,522
Do yours rock or
is it just mine?
696
00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:11,691
[shouting]
697
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,276
Welcome to the
Proserpine river,
698
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:14,944
and welcome to your Whitsunday
crocodile safari.
699
00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:16,821
Everything inside the
boat is safe,
700
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,448
everything in the river,
not so safe.
701
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,158
And no sudden movements
or anything like that,
702
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,659
because that will
spook the crocs.
703
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:26,164
It wouldn’t be the worst thing
in the world
704
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:28,458
if Ryan fell off
the crocodile boat.
705
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,970
Sit back, relax,
enjoy the cruise.
706
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,141
I love this smell.
707
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:47,310
The smell is amazing.
708
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,270
[laughing]
709
00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:53,858
Whoa.
710
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,527
-[bleep]
-Wow.
711
00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,364
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.
712
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,408
-Little buggers.
-Holy sh--.
713
00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:02,575
Holy scheisse.
714
00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:04,869
Yes, bitch, yes!
715
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:05,995
Yes, bitch!
716
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,539
How often do they eat?
717
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,751
A year?
718
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:15,046
Everyone is really excited
about the crocodile excursion.
719
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,799
Most of them aren’t Australian,
so I can understand that.
720
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:19,676
Let’s go do something
different with the crew.
721
00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:20,844
I love being outside.
722
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,220
Like, look at this sh--.
723
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:25,098
-It’s so beautiful.
-It’s amazing.
724
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,228
Here he is, he’s going,
he’s going, he’s going.
725
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,689
That’s insane.
726
00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:33,773
Isn’t that brilliant?
727
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:34,774
That was dope.
728
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,984
See how quick he was, too?
729
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,277
I love it.
730
00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,696
This is, like,
the best day off ever.
731
00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:50,665
What the [bleep]?
732
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,339
Are you kidding me?
733
00:29:58,381 --> 00:29:59,883
Oh!
734
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,384
I give them a day off, and
735
00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,470
here I’m actually cleaning
up all their sh--.
736
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:07,307
There’s maggots and
seafood juices and ugh.
737
00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:08,975
Someone’s gonna cop
it for this.
738
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:10,560
Whew.
739
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:13,563
Coming up...
740
00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:15,315
The laugh, fake.
741
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:16,816
-The laugh is the worst.
-Just fake.
742
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,360
She doesn’t do anything.
743
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:19,694
How this person’s
in the position they’re in,
744
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:30,080
Double-bag, he said.
Double-bag.
745
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:35,210
This is unbelievable.
746
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:36,628
I hope you’ve enjoyed
your tour today.
747
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,171
-Thank you so much, mate.
-Good!
748
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,714
-It was a pleasure.
-Appreciate it.
749
00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,466
So good.
I loved it.
750
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:42,717
I’m all crocked out now.
751
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,061
-Ooh-la-la.
-And we got a bar.
752
00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,437
We got a bar!
753
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:55,355
Holy sh--.
754
00:30:55,397 --> 00:30:56,690
Let’s do a double Jack and coke.
755
00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:59,317
-A wild berry cider.
-Cheers for the beer.
756
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:00,735
This place is awesome.
757
00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:02,612
Oh, my God,
there’s a whole chicken?
758
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,864
The chicken and the chief stew’s
got the same attitude.
759
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,327
This is so beautiful.
760
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:10,912
-Oh!
-Hey!
761
00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:12,288
Yum!
762
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:15,667
-Oh, my God!
-Ready for all this.
763
00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:17,419
Oh, thank you!
764
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:19,170
-Wow.
-Yum!
765
00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:22,257
Yes!
766
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,466
This is what I’m talking about.
767
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:24,759
This is a day off, right here.
768
00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,096
Yeah, you wanna
have a cigarette?
769
00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,432
Let’s go have a cigarette.
770
00:31:30,473 --> 00:31:32,058
I think we can smoke here.
771
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,309
Hey, hey!
772
00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:35,270
-Woo!
-Grab that chicken.
773
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,563
They got a chicken on the table!
774
00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:40,734
She’s made for Disney,
100 percent.
775
00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:42,986
[laughing]
776
00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:45,488
Yesterday and today I’m just
trying to be, like, friendly...
777
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:46,614
No, that’s what you should do.
778
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:48,241
Like, treat her the same way.
779
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,617
But I know she’s not
the type of person
780
00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:51,077
I would go for, like,
as a friend.
781
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:52,120
-I would...
-No, absolutely not.
782
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,163
She would never be my friend.
783
00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:54,706
I mean, Aesha’s the chief stew.
784
00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:55,957
They always pick one
person they’re gonna bully,
785
00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:57,083
one person they’re gonna favor.
786
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,418
That’s what chief stews do.
787
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:00,962
No, you’re that role.
788
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:04,299
The reason I connect with you
so much is I see it.
789
00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:06,468
Lately I’ve been in
a big need of support,
790
00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:10,972
and Ryan is the only one person
who can give it to me right now.
791
00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:13,308
But I don’t actually know
why you guys always starting...
792
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,768
like, I don’t know from where...
793
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,353
It’s not...
because she doesn’t want...
794
00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:17,645
-From where it’s coming.
-It’s not me.
795
00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:19,773
She thinks her
sh-- don’t smell.
796
00:32:19,814 --> 00:32:21,900
I’m not gonna let her make me
out to be the asshole.
797
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:24,819
I’ll let her look stupid.
798
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:26,029
Perfect timing.
799
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,864
I’m the chicken whisperer,
they like me.
800
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,832
Play me a little bachata...
801
00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,000
Oh, yeah.
802
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,502
So, basic step is like this.
803
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,921
-Hear that drum?
-Ooh!
804
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,006
One, two, three, four...
805
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,174
What are they doing?
806
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:49,219
...five, six, seven, eight.
807
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,514
-Hi, boys.
-Brittini!
808
00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:53,848
What are you guys talking about?
809
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:55,392
We’re just...
he’s just got a...
810
00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:56,851
he’s just got a personal
bachata class.
811
00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:58,353
I’ve just got a sunset...
I’m progressing.
812
00:32:58,395 --> 00:32:59,437
-Wait, can we do it?
-Sure, you ready?
813
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:00,897
One, two, three, four.
814
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,816
Wait, I’m following you,
because you’re the guy.
815
00:33:02,857 --> 00:33:06,236
Oh, look at Britt, she’s so
happy doing that, look at her.
816
00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:08,822
Oh, they’re totally
making babies.
817
00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:09,864
They’re, like, perfect.
818
00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:12,534
Can we spin?
819
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:13,785
two, three...
that was perfect.
820
00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,161
You like that?
821
00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:18,206
Yes, 100 percent I’m down
for Culver and Brittini.
822
00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:19,708
Because, let’s make it happen.
823
00:33:19,749 --> 00:33:22,043
I’m... what do you
need from me?
824
00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,712
I need a pee,
and I need another drink.
825
00:33:23,753 --> 00:33:26,548
All right, Benny [bleep]
marry, or kill...
826
00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:31,386
-Jen from charter two...
-Oh!
827
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,513
-Eunice...
-No, I’m gonna eat this.
828
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:36,683
-Gabrielle.
-Thank you.
829
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,101
I’d probably spend more
quality time with Gabs.
830
00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:40,770
-Okay, so marry Gabs.
-Yeah.
831
00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:42,230
I’d [bleep] Eunice
and then kill Jen.
832
00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,858
Ah!
833
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:50,321
Hm.
834
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:51,489
Dare you to eat a chili.
835
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:52,741
-Mm-mmm.
-Eat that.
836
00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:54,451
That thing will mess you up,
I bet.
837
00:33:54,492 --> 00:33:56,244
-Mash hit.
-I’m tired.
838
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:57,370
Like, I’m tired of this.
839
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,455
You’re tired of what?
840
00:33:58,496 --> 00:33:59,914
Everything, I’m just tired.
841
00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:01,374
Mags...
842
00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:07,380
You know?
843
00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:08,715
I agree, but certain...
844
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:09,883
everybody’s gotta
pull their weight.
845
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:13,511
I’m gonna stop it.
846
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:14,763
No, we’re having
a great conversation.
847
00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:16,348
It’s good.
848
00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:18,391
I don’t like somebody that just
delegates and doesn’t do.
849
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,642
But I know what you mean.
850
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:21,770
She punished me
when I was hangover.
851
00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:24,105
She punished me to put me
again on the service.
852
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,940
You do every single tablescape.
853
00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:28,151
When the dishes roll back,
it’s time for her to go down.
854
00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:29,944
Bottom line, girl
does Jack squat.
855
00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:31,738
This is my fear about
being chief stew,
856
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,573
is that everyone always speaks
sh-- about a chief stew,
857
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:35,075
but no one really knows what
they do.
858
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,284
Guess what, I don’t see you
as a chief stew
859
00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,619
being that way, though.
860
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,120
I see you still doing,
and then when your stews
861
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:40,455
get up in the morning...
862
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:41,623
But that’s only
because we get along.
863
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:43,583
Like, you should be
the last person
864
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,377
to be talking about
work ethic right now.
865
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:48,296
I think Ryan is scared
to tell Aesha
866
00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:49,964
what he’s saying to her face,
867
00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:53,259
and it’s easier to just bitch
about it behind her back.
868
00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:54,803
That’s not fair.
869
00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:58,223
We’re very cold.
870
00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,766
I’m ready for dinner.
871
00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,267
Ba-ba-bam.
872
00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,687
-That’s pretty cool.
-Benny!
873
00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:04,938
Yay!
874
00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:07,482
Hey, guys, are we ready
to order some dinner?
875
00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:09,317
-Salad chicken?
-Yeah.
876
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:10,819
Can I get the roast veggies?
877
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,320
Yeah.
878
00:35:12,362 --> 00:35:14,656
I want the pork chop, and
I want a side of sirloin, too.
879
00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:16,491
-A side of sirloin?
-A side of, like, filet, yeah.
880
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,909
All right, cool.
881
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:57,365
Obviously, I’ve had lifeguard
experience and training.
882
00:35:57,407 --> 00:36:00,535
I literally dived in
fully clothed.
883
00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:02,704
Straightaway I just grabbed
him
884
00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:04,748
straight up to
the top of the pool,
885
00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:06,166
and there was no signs of life.
886
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,375
There was no breathing.
887
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:08,960
The casino medical team arrived.
888
00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:11,546
By the time they needed
to take him away
889
00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:15,675
in the stretcher, like... he...
like, he’d passed away.
890
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,179
[sobs]
891
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,641
I was 21...
892
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,185
21, and that was,
like, the first...
893
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:30,023
the first death that
I had to deal with.
894
00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,533
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
895
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:50,168
You have a rescue side
that obviously
896
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:53,963
goes deeper than what
we see, you know?
897
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:54,923
Mm.
898
00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:58,301
Maybe we’ll bring Aesha into it.
899
00:36:58,343 --> 00:36:59,761
One, two, three.
900
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:03,014
Hello, my loves, I’ve got
the pasta for you.
901
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,307
Hell, yeah!
902
00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:06,476
-Oh, thank you.
-I’m so hungry.
903
00:37:13,608 --> 00:37:15,026
I got all kinds
of stripper moves.
904
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:17,570
Mm-hmm!
905
00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:19,114
This bitch is in for a treat.
906
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:20,156
Oh!
907
00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:24,911
Fake. Just fake.
908
00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:30,208
She’s fake!
909
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,668
She’s fake.
910
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:41,261
I hate her attitude,
it’s horrible.
911
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,471
She thinks it’s her opinion,
and her opinion only.
912
00:37:43,513 --> 00:37:44,723
Do I like her as a person?
Yes, I do.
913
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:46,349
Do I like her attitude?
Absolutely not.
914
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:47,809
How this person is in
the position they’re in,
915
00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,227
I really don’t know.
916
00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:51,813
Oh, my God, you’re being
such a ----ing dick.
917
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,523
Aesha, do you wanna come
to the bathroom with me?
918
00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:54,733
Come.
919
00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:55,984
No, no, no, come.
920
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,949
-You don’t feel good?
-Mm, no good at all.
921
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:09,831
Yeah, like, they have a problem
with you delegating tasks.
922
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:12,834
That’s literally my job.
923
00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,419
Who was he talking
about this with?
924
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:15,795
With me and Magda.
925
00:38:15,837 --> 00:38:17,255
-And did she agree?
-And Magda...
926
00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:18,673
She’s obviously agreeing.
927
00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:20,925
Oh, the chief stew could
do way more than she does.
928
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:22,635
She can’t take breaks,
929
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:25,013
she punished me, honestly,
and this is...
930
00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,473
Because she wasn’t
doing her job.
931
00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:28,683
Honestly...
932
00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:32,520
They’re reiterating everything
that was said to each other.
933
00:38:32,562 --> 00:38:33,772
That’s what they’re doing.
934
00:38:33,813 --> 00:38:35,357
It’s like, what
does Magda expect,
935
00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:36,900
that I’m gonna let her get
away with everything?
936
00:38:36,941 --> 00:38:40,445
All I’ve done is be so
kind to Magda,
937
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:45,200
giving her so much lenience that
she doesn’t ----ing deserve,
938
00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:48,036
and now she’s gonna go and talk
sh-- about me behind my back?
939
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:50,580
It’s like, what the
[bleep], bitch?
940
00:38:50,622 --> 00:38:53,708
I will hands-down say you
are the nicest,
941
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:56,711
because I couldn’t imagine
942
00:38:56,753 --> 00:38:58,088
anyone being that nice...
never.
943
00:38:58,129 --> 00:38:59,881
-Yeah.
-She could be fired.
944
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,050
Yeah, if she wants to feel
like I’m being a bitch
945
00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:06,680
because I told her what
to do one time, it’s on.
946
00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:22,070
What were youse
doing in the bathroom?
947
00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:24,114
Talking.
948
00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:25,365
-What were you doing in...
-Talking.
949
00:39:25,407 --> 00:39:26,950
Running your mouth
about what I said?
950
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:28,368
The whole world doesn’t
revolve around Ryan.
951
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:30,745
Guys we survived
the whole day.
952
00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,122
I just wanna get back
to the boat,
953
00:39:32,163 --> 00:39:33,832
get through these next
----ing three charters,
954
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,083
is all I ----ing care about.
955
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:37,335
-How are you?
-Good.
956
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,796
You’ve been quiet after
coming out of the bathroom.
957
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,172
-It’s all good.
-Okay.
958
00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:44,217
-We’re out!
-We’re leaving?
959
00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:46,302
-We’ll go in here.
-Oh, yeah.
960
00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:47,637
Split it up, [bleep] it.
961
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,639
That Jacuzzi
is gonna be so warm.
962
00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:50,932
Well, I can’t wait to go...
963
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:53,727
It’s gonna be
the best thing ever.
964
00:39:53,768 --> 00:39:55,979
When you question my work ethic,
965
00:39:56,021 --> 00:39:59,733
which is one of the most
important things that I hold,
966
00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:03,236
that’s, like, my soft spot.
967
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,822
Mm?
968
00:40:05,864 --> 00:40:08,491
-9:30.
-9:30, okay.
969
00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:10,827
And it’s, like, really
disappointing from Magda
970
00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:12,328
to be running off to Ryan
971
00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:14,581
and they’re banding
together against me.
972
00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:17,542
-Back at the boat, woo!
-Thalassa!
973
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,669
It’s like, you’ve crossed
the ----ing line.
974
00:40:19,711 --> 00:40:22,213
Like, you can get
absolutely ----ed.
975
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:28,386
Yes.
976
00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:29,387
Oh, yes.
977
00:40:32,682 --> 00:40:33,975
-Same.
-Really?
978
00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:47,030
-Yes?
-Hi.
979
00:40:47,072 --> 00:40:48,448
Hi.
980
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,617
I noticed your, like, mood
was, like, off at dinner.
981
00:40:50,658 --> 00:40:51,701
Are you okay?
982
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:53,787
Yeah, no, I’m fine, I just...
983
00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:03,588
I understand exactly
what you’re saying,
984
00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,548
and it’s really hard to be
human on a yacht, and...
985
00:41:05,590 --> 00:41:08,426
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
986
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,844
Yeah.
987
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:32,367
Walls are thin on a boat.
988
00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:40,750
My friendship with Tumi...
bullsh--, you know?
989
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:43,253
I just figured it out.
990
00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:45,171
-What’s up?
-Ryan!
991
00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:47,257
I just wanted to see how
bad Tumi would go
992
00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:49,009
relay false
information to somebody,
993
00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:50,135
and she did exactly say...
994
00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:51,261
-I didn’t.
-Yes, you did.
995
00:41:51,302 --> 00:41:52,929
Well, you’re a bullsh--
[bleep].
996
00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:56,307
You just exposed how fake
of a person you are.
997
00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:57,517
Yes, you did, because
I can hear her down there
998
00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:59,102
in the ----ing room.
999
00:41:59,144 --> 00:42:01,896
You went and told her our
exact conversation to Aesha.
1000
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:05,025
No, no, Ry-Ry,
your sh-- ----ing smells so bad.
1001
00:42:05,066 --> 00:42:07,152
I just don’t want it to
spread and have,
1002
00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:09,988
like, more people question
how hard I’m working.
1003
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:12,073
You’re two-faced as [bleep].
1004
00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:14,826
-Bye-bye, Ry.
-Twoface.
1005
00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:23,001
Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under."
1006
00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:26,046
Charter six, Carl Moonlight
is a musician.
1007
00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:27,839
Ha, are you ready?
1008
00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:35,221
I don’t think it
gets weirder than this.
1009
00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,140
-Whoa!
-Watch your head.
1010
00:42:37,182 --> 00:42:39,768
Five bags of rubbish with
maggot juice everywhere.
1011
00:42:39,809 --> 00:42:42,354
Now, you would have given
someone a job to do that.
1012
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,564
If they don’t own it,
you have to own it.
1013
00:42:44,606 --> 00:42:46,649
Culver is sitting there, like...
1014
00:42:46,691 --> 00:42:47,942
I’ll take that on the chin.
1015
00:42:47,984 --> 00:42:50,820
It’s actually a
verbal warning now.
1016
00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:52,572
There have been
comments getting back to me
1017
00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,324
-from the crew saying...
-No, it’s one person.
1018
00:42:54,366 --> 00:42:55,492
That I take breaks
all the time.
1019
00:42:55,533 --> 00:42:57,243
I work my ----ing ass off.
1020
00:42:57,285 --> 00:42:59,913
I never want my work
ethic questioned.
1021
00:42:59,954 --> 00:43:02,082
Deck crew, get jet-skis
in the water.
1022
00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:05,502
Wait!
1023
00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:07,170
I knew exactly what I was doing.
Put it down.
1024
00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:08,505
Go away mate, I’m gonna
have a chat to the captain.
1025
00:43:08,546 --> 00:43:09,673
-Go away.
-Have a chat to the captain.,
1026
00:43:09,714 --> 00:43:11,299
He just doesn’t like me.
1027
00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:12,550
I’ve just let sh-- fly too much,
and I’m sick of it.