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Don’t talk to ----ing girls like that,
I swear to ----ing God, dude.
[bleep] you. Asshole.
We don’t fight with people that aren’t worth our time.
-Ryan, yes or no? -No.
Where I come from, I’m sticking up for our team.
That goes a long way.
Can you not ever throw a bottle again, please?
Yeah, if nobody tells a girl to take their tits out five times,
it would be all right.
Primary charter guest, Johny De Keghel.
He used to work for me.
Really?
-How are you? -Fantastic.
What is a "buck party," though?
I’m gonna do something big for these boys.
Oh, oh, oh!
You two together look damn good.
How’s your galley this morning?
We got a trash can here, no bags in them.
-It was a night job. -Yeah, I know.
Benny’s not pulling his weight, but at this point,
every time I come down on him he just gets angry or emotional.
Can’t be bothered.
I’m not gonna do it.
Now I’m gonna go to bed.
I’m just, like, you know, worried about,
like, girls around.
Because I feel so lucky with Scott,
that it’s just nothing like that at all.
Mm.
You don’t have to make me feel that my relationship
is not as good as yours.
She’s judging me a lot.
-Have you seen Magda? -No.
-I’m gonna take a nap. -Magda?
Magda, Magda, do you copy?
Are you ----ing joking?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, no.
This is embarrassing.
I wanna see some wow factor going.
I mean, I guess that’s why I’m feeding the guests
and not the captain all the time.
Bring it in!
We caught the squid, and we wanted to eat it.
I swear to God, if Ryan doesn’t serve up our squid...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do anything with his squid?
Nope.
They caught that...
I know, I said this isn’t for dinner, though.
Just ease down.
Okay, well, let me finish my dinner...
-Hey. -and you can talk all you want.
No, no, no, listen, I copped your bullsh-- downstairs.
I won’t cop it again.
No, I caught your bullsh--.
I don’t want your attitude,
and I won’t ----ing cop it one more second.
I just wanna finish this.
You wanna bring it up three decibels, I’ll bring it up four.
This just isn’t the time.
Mate, I’m your captain.
I need you to be mature and professional.
Communicate on a level that is respected by all, okay?
You obviously don’t know when actually
you go to the next level.
Your communication needs to be checked.
Definitely not my color.
Ready to rock and roll?
-Yep. -Awesome.
I’m pissed.
The way he’s speaking to me,
Ryan’s lucky I haven’t got a replacement right here now.
We have a pandemic, I’ve got quarantine issues,
I’ve got no back-up.
Otherwise, he’d be gone.
This is the Japanese A5.
Did Ben ever bring you a squid that they caught?
-Bring it in! -Far out.
-You gonna keep it? -Yeah!
What do you reckon, Ryan’ll be cooking our squid?
I got some squid, don’t worry, salt and pepper squid.
-Oh. -Yeah!
All right!
Tonight, trash, same as usual, all decks.
Mop scuppers on all decks.
I’ve got this, brother, no worries.
I’ll be able to tell if it’s being done, like...
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
The other night, I forgot, it’s my bad.
It’s with the fishing till 2:00 in the morning, whatever.
Yeah.
It’s not like I’m trying to be fun and not work.
I’m trying to work, but the way that I work best
is if I’m having fun,
or if I’m injecting my personality into it.
So, I’m not a robot.
If the guys wanna talk to you or whatever,
politely explain to them, like, yeah, no worries,
I’ve gotta go and crack on with this, I’ll come back up later.
This. This one... no...
You think I’m winding you up?
-Yeah. -Sweet, bro.
Cool.
Honestly, you guys are, like, my bloody children.
I’m gonna keep a close eye on you.
Yeah, good boy, good boy.
[snoring]
Mm.
----ing do it now, just to please one person.
Why are you wearing green hair?
Come on, it’s amazing.
Why not?
We’re going easy on the bar.
-Yeah. -Look at him, he’s asleep.
Yeah, I think we need to be gentle.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, buddy, come on.
Oh!
----ing good buck!
Whew, good lord.
[snoring]
It’s fine.
Okay.
Hey.
-What’s up? -Y’all good?
No, I’m just gonna put out the calamari now.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
Who wants to try a little of the calamari?
Yeah!
Yeah, well, pass it over, pass it over.
I’ve been waiting all day for this.
This is actually ours?
-That’s yours, that’s yours. -It’s very good.
Oh, it is very good.
-Enjoy, guys. -Thanks, mate.
-Of course. -Cheers.
-Okay. -Thanks, girl.
See ya.
-Benny! -How was the squid?
The squid was really good.
-Yeah, was it? -Yeah.
We actually do wanna go fishing.
-Yeah. -How many rods you got?
Six rods.
Magda, we can start clearing now.
Copy.
Oh, yeah.
-We are. -Come on, let’s go down.
All right, here we go.
Let’s get some calamari for tomorrow morning.
Or a shark, even better.
[snoring]
Oh, really?
We’re gonna have a chat, the three of us.
Yeah.
Yep.
Like just own it.
Yeah.
Ryan’s in deep sh-- right now, and I absolutely love it.
Whew.
Is it possible to get a Budweiser?
I think he kicked mine in the ocean.
Yes. Yes.
Just for this trip, Brittini’s, like, not going up.
Like, she’s just gone back just a little bit.
-Mm-hmm. -Not answering radios.
Maybe it was the boys distracting her.
You probably get this all the time.
Yeah!
It’s just a couple of things I’m watching.
Ben. He needs to be supervised.
I’ve just gotta figure that out.
Just, I’ve already had a chat with them.
That’s good, that you’re applying a little pressure.
It’s about the job first, you know?
-Mm-hmm. -About getting sh-- done.
If there’s a big improvement,
it’s gotta be done up there and what’s going out
in food and service and let’s just...
-Mm-hmm, yeah. -Come on.
Let’s go, yeah.
Yeah, I’m glad you’re on the same page.
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
Dinner done, how’s that?
I’m tired.
-See ya mañana. -See you in the morning.
Is that a sea snake?
That’s a line.
-Hi, darling. -Hey.
-I’m gonna go to bed. -Go.
Sorry there’s still so many glasses.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah...
-Yeah. -But...
I know, I know.
It feels like she’s always unhappy about whatever I do.
This is not the way it should be done,
that someone who should be there for you as your leader
is just waiting for your mistake.
Oh, hello.
I would ----ing love to catch a fish.
Oh, he’s... oh, [bleep]. He just swam off.
Oh [bleep]’s sake, honestly.
He’s done. I’ve given up.
See you in the morning, eh?
[speaking Polish]
-All right. -Bye, good night.
[alarm sounds]
Good morning.
Good morning, we can start up, please.
Hey, bridge, we’re ready to haul as soon as you’re ready.
Take up slowly.
Copy.
Bridge, that’s anchor home.
Good work.
I’ll be right out.
Tumi, Tumi, Tumi.
Good morning, gentlemen.
-Hey! -How you feeling?
Pretty good.
It’s so frustrating.
Aesha’s management style being more relaxed
is not the greatest combination,
because I feel that Magda needs management
that has a lot of discipline,
and that’s definitely not gonna come from Aesha.
Like I said, the whole pantry needs to be cleaned.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
I watched the sunrise at the bow this morning,
it was really lovely.
Copy, coming.
Yo, mop this whole area.
There’s spilled drinks over here,
spilled drinks over there, there’s sh-- everywhere, so.
I haven’t spoken to Benny yet.
-Up there is filthy, the teak. -Yeah.
Scuppers were meant to get done last night,
doesn’t look like he’s done those ones last night.
It is important, it’s tough when it’s, like,
we got the whole, like, operations in the morning.
All right.
It got done already three times in a row.
It’s more the exhaustion of always doing it.
It’s part of the job, simple as that.
And just, you know, I don’t wanna hear
any whingeing from anyone.
I wanna hear you say, yep, I’m gonna do it, no worries.
Get in the ----ing chain locker and do your job.
Coming up...
I’m gonna be blunt... your attitude.
I’ve heard it, and it’s [bleep] this [bleep] that.
Now, I don’t wanna hear any whingeing from anyone.
I wanna hear you say, yep, I’m gonna do it, no worries.
Get in the ----ing chain locker and do your job.
Okay.
And then we need to rinse the swim platform,
fix up all the salt on the teak,
fix up anything here, make sure everything’s
looking nice and neat right before they leave.
-Perfect. -Cool.
Get ready to finish.
All right, brother.
Jamie wakes up to an unkempt boat,
and that’s the night person’s job.
And instead, I’m kinda getting punished for it.
I know I’m hustling my ass off,
and it just doesn’t feel fair.
Good morning.
You’re probably gonna feel a lot better
than all the other boys, after...
-Yeah. -You really passed out.
Jase?
Yeah, mate, just gonna get a coffee.
Okay, cool.
Love it when it’s tangled.
Oh, God, that thing...
grandma’s undies.
-What? -That thing.
I’m definitely aware that captain’s making his presence
more in the galley, but I don’t regret a single word I said.
[phone rings]
These kids with their phones.
[speaking Polish]
When I grew up, we had to use our imagination
to [bleep] off at work.
Magda, there’s work to be done.
Sorry, Captain.
Awesome.
Here you go.
That looks amazing, thanks, mate.
That is the Aussie breakfast, right there.
He’s done well.
Bon appétit.
Eggs perfect.
Oh, and that looks very crispy.
Oh, that is so good.
I think a little piece of bacon.
You know, what was happening?
It’s all happening, mate.
Is it a case of getting all the jobs done,
even if you’re up till 3:00?
I pretty much want the jobs done, yeah.
Okay.
So annoying.
All crew, please be ready with white shirt and epaulettes.
Copy.
I’m genuinely gonna be sad to leave.
Aft deck, foredeck, going in now.
Starboard quarter to first starboard marker.
[honks]
Starboard quarter, 30 meters, holding.
-Hey, hey, hey! -Hey!
You are clear to swing.
Okay, tie it up.
Cap, all good in the aft.
-That’s good. -Thank you.
-Oh, what a trip. -Yay!
[applause]
-Thank you so much. -Hey, thanks, brother.
Oh, thanks, brother.
Bye!
Oh!
A custom-made...
-Oh, look at this, guys! -Just for you!
-Oh! -Yeah!
Nothing but hat.
And also...
On behalf of all the boys, we had the most amazing time.
It was incredible.
My fish, though... where did my fish end up?
Well...
It was pretty small.
You’ll have to come back again, we’ll catch a bigger one.
Yeah, for sure, looking forward to it.
-Thanks, guys. -Thank you very much again.
-Yeah, thank you. -Appreciate it.
-Bye, guys! -Later, dudes.
Let’s get all our blues back on,
get everything back to square one, have a bit of a meeting,
and get outta here, eh?
Oh, feels good.
Oh, wait, not even polo, I can put my T-shirt on.
[phone rings]
Carly, it’s Jason Chambers, captain on Thalassa.
I’m thinking about making a change, but to do that,
I’d probably need a few CVs to look through.
We just need someone that can just hit the ground running.
Send me through what you’ve got, that would be great.
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
See you, bye.
Ryan’s attitude towards me, the best thing to do right now
is to show force and actually get him off the boat.
But my back’s against the wall.
I’ve got no back-up chef... yet.
All crew, can we meet in the bridge deck salon ASAP?
Copy.
Hey, Captain.
Ladies and gentlemen, hi.
Halfway there.
So, the tip’s $22,900 Australian,
which is $17,600 U.S.
Per person, it’s $1,460 U.S.
-Nice! -Yay!
Woo!
I’ll tell you what, Keith Stone puts on a show like that...
-My name’s Keith Stone. -Yeah!
Australian-style!
I’m expecting a big old tip from these boys.
Got a few things to work on which I wanna talk
to a few people individually.
Um, the whole deck team have improved,
but there still needs to be urgency there,
being in position.
And Cheffy, we’ll have a chat also with Aesha,
and just get down to the nitty-gritty
and get on top of that.
Now, we are 50 percent there, so as a reward for that,
tomorrow I’ve organized a little excursion after a sleep-in.
You’re going to a crocodile safari.
-Oh, my God! -Ah!
Woo!
I’ve been dreaming of this.
The crew is slipping a little bit.
I think a good day off would be what they need.
Rest and relaxation’s part of our job.
Recharge, and we get on with the season.
The helmet... this week, it goes to...
the deck team is coming along,
we’ll give you the encouragement you need to get the team going.
So, Jamie, you’re getting it.
-Oh! -Nice, Jamie!
Come on, Jamie!
For [bleep] sakes. Ugh.
-Have you gone to New Zealand? -I’m from New Zealand.
Cleaning up the mess as usual, aren’t we?
Oh!
Trash, as usual, all decks.
The other night I forgot, my bad.
I’m basically the leader of this team,
so I’m gonna have to take this on the chin...
well, in this case, on the head.
Find out your weak links from a deck point of view,
and fix that, yeah?
-That’s all. -Right-o.
-Thanks, Cap. -Let’s get into it.
Love it.
Can I chat with you for five minutes right away?
Yes, totally.
-Ryan, Ryan... -Yo, yo.
You wanna... we’ll just get this out of the way now
and have a chat.
Let’s just... just air it out, and let’s get it out.
You’re here, you’re a head of department...
-Mm-hmm. -You’re a head of department.
I want the service to be better.
Mm-hmm.
What I saw when I sat down...
I’m gonna leave it right here.
Tomato, eggplant, roasted red pepper...
-All of it. -All of it?
-Yes, thank you. -Nice.
-Whoops... -I’m so sorry.
I want the food to be better, what I saw when I sat down.
-Pasta, like... -I’m not impressed.
Yeah, no, there’s a [bleep] ton of salt.
But my meal would have made completely different sense
last night if it was served the way
I was asking for it to be served.
It’s antipasto, they should have hit the table at the same time.
Well, it’s not just what goes out on the plates.
I’m gonna be blunt...
it’s your attitude, your defensive attitude
towards guest requirements, I’ve heard it.
Even last night with the calamari,
it’s [bleep] this [bleep] that.
I need that to change.
That’s where my head is.
Your attitude, your defensive attitude.
towards guests requirements, I’ve heard it.
Even last night with the calamari,
it’s [bleep] this [bleep] that.
I need that to change.
That’s where my head is.
I’m more than prepared to make changes.
This is it.
Can we just amp it up a little bit?
I think you nailed every point for us...
or for me, at least.
-I apologize. -Thank you.
Okay, that’s it. Right-o, appreciate it.
All right, nice.
The situation’s ----ed.
I could go off on him, but I’m just gonna eat it and take it,
because I know Aesha would love to see me
off this boat right now.
[humming]
All crew, all crew, please turn the boat around...
covers, rubbish.
Trash, get some trash.
Jesus. Jeez... stop!
Check your bins in your rooms,
if they need to be emptied, let’s do that now too.
Hell, yeah.
Copy.
Why is the wifi not working?
Dream team for the dub.
Here I am.
I’ll just have a chat with you for a sec, Aesha, about Mags.
Mm-hmm.
Her phone use is outdoing us all combined.
I don’t know.
I have to get to the bottom of it.
-You wanna call her? -Okay.
Bring her in now and have a chat with her.
All right.
We’re all good, mate, that’s it.
Magda, Magda.
Magda?
Go ahead.
Are you able to come up to the bridge deck salon?
Can I come in, like, two minutes?
Can you come now and then go back in two minutes?
Copy.
I didn’t know that you were...
-Take a seat. -Yes, thank you.
Your phone use on board is... what’s the word?
More than excessive.
It’s 10 times more than any other crewmember,
to the point where we’ve had to wind down
the usage on all that network.
Aesha and myself are leaning on you to...
-Yeah. -Be a strong link.
Yeah, sure, correct.
So, whatever you’re doing, it has to stop.
Boyfriend.
Oh, my God, I agree, I’m using my phone,
but I’m never using a phone in front of the guests.
I’m not questioning why you don’t talk to your boyfriend.
Do you have any problems? It’s not my business.
Just please, like, just don’t judge.
We all check our phones,
we all have our outsider life out of yachting,
-that’s for sure. -Yeah.
Pick your moments a lot better.
Yeah.
And limit the use, because it is massive.
-Definitely. -Okay?
I’m gonna improve all the time.
Thanks, girl.
Right-o. That’s done.
Thank you.
-Are we good? -We’re done.
-Ah! -Ah!
Woo, woo, woo!
All right, let’s get back on the crazy train.
Yes!
Okay, I’m ready.
-I’m getting drunk. -All right, let’s all go up.
Oh, ho, ho!
I’m so excited.
Guys, the cabs are here.
Ah!
I feel like the guys wanna co-regulate,
-but we don’t... -No!
Girls rule, boys drool!
Let’s do it!
Tits out for the girls
Tits out for the girls, ah!
Yay!
I’m looking forward to my steak, I know that.
-Hey, boys! -Hey, ladies.
-Yo. -Here.
Perfect.
I want that big-ass shell-fish tower.
Maybe some champagne?
You look so cute, Jamie-James.
Espresso martini.
-Yay! -Woo!
-Brittini! -Yes!
The Singapore crab.
Steak dinner, medium-rare.
-Yeah. -Make that two.
I’ll get a fish curry.
We’re gonna have a good time tonight,
we’re gonna get drunk on bubbly, it’s gonna be so fun.
Mm.
Feels nice.
Copy.
I don’t pay attention to any drama.
[bleep]
In my opinion, you should be a chief stew right now.
Chiefie.
I think you could be a good chiefie, yeah.
Crack the whip.
My first boat, I wasn’t, like, best friends with my chief stew,
and right now is the same.
It’s not that you’re not getting along,
it’s just that you’re not synching in with what she needs.
It’s a different size boat...
Yeah.
And it’s a different expectation.
Yeah.
Like, when I was third stew, I got battered.
I’d keep my mouth shut and I’d be like,
I can’t say anything because I’m third stew.
But...
You have...
it’s very hard, but you have to,
because you’ll get burned so quickly.
But I got so good at laundry,
I got so good at housekeeping, I learned...
Yeah.
...how to be the best, best stewardess ever.
And that’s what you have to learn from it.
Once you’ve gotten there, no one can touch you.
Hey, don’t touch me there, this is my no-no square.
Where’s the food?
Where’d you guys go?
Sitting down there.
Do I gotta kill the cow and cook it?
Here it comes right now.
-Medium-well? -Perfect, thank you so much.
Mm!
Oh!
Did I just get prawn all over you?
-Oh, dude. -Sorry, brother.
I’m gonna go wee-wees.
Okay.
No, by the Beatles, bitch!
Well, I can’t hear, can I?
It’s the Beatles.
And don’t call me "bitch" again, thank you.
Holy sh--, bitch.
Why... really?
Brittini needs to ----ing know where the boundaries are.
You don’t go calling your boss a bitch.
Who ----ed up the flow?
Coming up...
Are you kidding me?
Maggots.
This is, like, the best day off ever.
Oh!
I’m full.
I couldn’t even finish my steak.
Want a chip?
-Oh, that was in. -That was close.
May I please get a doggie bag?
Of course, and then the check?
Here’s the card, so we can speed this up.
Thanks, Ryan.
[belches]
Let’s go, vamos.
[bleep] me. Everyone’s ----ed.
Culver, Culver!
Bye!
-Come on, Culver. -I’m going here.
Benny!
Yeah, I wanna try it out.
-Tits out for the girls, -Tits out for the boys
So, Benny jumped in the car with women.
Benny broke the code tonight.
Welcome to the girls’ van.
Usually we’re showing each other our boobs.
Seriously?
We’ve been windmilling each other’s dicks
and sh-- around that van.
-Oh, cap... -Captain.
Do you know all the girls love Captain?
Yeah, of course you do, he’s an Aussie lad.
Benny, you know that you have a very nice penis.
Yeah, not the biggest, but it’s nice.
Let’s get outta here.
Are you okay?
I might go to bed, I’m sleepy.
-I’m going to bed. -I need to pee.
Good night, bro.
-Okay, night. -Excuse me?
-Night. -Good night, sleep well.
Thanks.
[alarm sounds]
-Morning. -Good morning.
First day off feels pretty good, huh?
Yeah, it does.
Get you some this morning.
Morning, morning.
Here we go, let’s get it up.
We are going to see animals.
Let’s get the crock outta here.
Yay!
Jamie, we are living large now, my friend.
Crikey, mate, I’m Crocodile DunCulver,
and today is a special day for the Thalassa crew.
We’re doing a crocodile tour.
We’re gonna get out there and see some of the most
beautiful reptiles in the world.
It’s gonna be something special.
I couldn’t be more excited to be here.
So listen, I’m gonna give you three guys.
Three guys.
And you have to say who you’re gonna [bleep],
who you’re gonna marry, and who you’re gonna kill.
Captain, Benny, Culver.
Ooh, this is hard.
Um...
All right.
I’ll go first.
Okay.
-I’d [bleep] Captain. -Ah!
-Marry Culver. -Yes.
Uh-huh. I’d... I’d kill Benny.
Do the same, I’d do the same.
I honestly would... I’d do the same.
And only because I feel like Captain’s naughty,
and he would be really great in bed.
He knows where the A-spot is.
Yeah!
[chuckles]
What does it say... turn left, crocodile.
Crocodile.
-Wow, it’s so nice out. -Yes.
Let’s do it!
This is so Aussie, I love it.
Woohoo!
We are good to go.
Follow me through, just watch out for a bit of mud there.
How is it, boys?
Oh my God, they rock.
Do yours rock or is it just mine?
[shouting]
Welcome to the Proserpine river,
and welcome to your Whitsunday crocodile safari.
Everything inside the boat is safe,
everything in the river, not so safe.
And no sudden movements or anything like that,
because that will spook the crocs.
It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world
if Ryan fell off the crocodile boat.
Sit back, relax, enjoy the cruise.
I love this smell.
The smell is amazing.
[laughing]
Whoa.
-[bleep] -Wow.
-Really? -Yeah, yeah.
-Little buggers. -Holy sh--.
Holy scheisse.
Yes, bitch, yes!
Yes, bitch!
How often do they eat?
A year?
Everyone is really excited about the crocodile excursion.
Most of them aren’t Australian, so I can understand that.
Let’s go do something different with the crew.
I love being outside.
Like, look at this sh--.
-It’s so beautiful. -It’s amazing.
Here he is, he’s going, he’s going, he’s going.
That’s insane.
Isn’t that brilliant?
That was dope.
See how quick he was, too?
I love it.
This is, like, the best day off ever.
What the [bleep]?
Are you kidding me?
Oh!
I give them a day off, and
here I’m actually cleaning up all their sh--.
There’s maggots and seafood juices and ugh.
Someone’s gonna cop it for this.
Whew.
Coming up...
The laugh, fake.
-The laugh is the worst. -Just fake.
She doesn’t do anything.
How this person’s in the position they’re in,
Double-bag, he said. Double-bag.
This is unbelievable.
I hope you’ve enjoyed your tour today.
-Thank you so much, mate. -Good!
-It was a pleasure. -Appreciate it.
So good. I loved it.
I’m all crocked out now.
-Ooh-la-la. -And we got a bar.
We got a bar!
Holy sh--.
Let’s do a double Jack and coke.
-A wild berry cider. -Cheers for the beer.
This place is awesome.
Oh, my God, there’s a whole chicken?
The chicken and the chief stew’s got the same attitude.
This is so beautiful.
-Oh! -Hey!
Yum!
-Oh, my God! -Ready for all this.
Oh, thank you!
-Wow. -Yum!
Yes!
This is what I’m talking about.
This is a day off, right here.
Yeah, you wanna have a cigarette?
Let’s go have a cigarette.
I think we can smoke here.
Hey, hey!
-Woo! -Grab that chicken.
They got a chicken on the table!
She’s made for Disney, 100 percent.
[laughing]
Yesterday and today I’m just trying to be, like, friendly...
No, that’s what you should do.
Like, treat her the same way.
But I know she’s not the type of person
I would go for, like, as a friend.
-I would... -No, absolutely not.
She would never be my friend.
I mean, Aesha’s the chief stew.
They always pick one person they’re gonna bully,
one person they’re gonna favor.
That’s what chief stews do.
No, you’re that role.
The reason I connect with you so much is I see it.
Lately I’ve been in a big need of support,
and Ryan is the only one person who can give it to me right now.
But I don’t actually know why you guys always starting...
like, I don’t know from where...
It’s not... because she doesn’t want...
-From where it’s coming. -It’s not me.
She thinks her sh-- don’t smell.
I’m not gonna let her make me out to be the asshole.
I’ll let her look stupid.
Perfect timing.
I’m the chicken whisperer, they like me.
Play me a little bachata...
Oh, yeah.
So, basic step is like this.
-Hear that drum? -Ooh!
One, two, three, four...
What are they doing?
...five, six, seven, eight.
-Hi, boys. -Brittini!
What are you guys talking about?
We’re just... he’s just got a...
he’s just got a personal bachata class.
I’ve just got a sunset... I’m progressing.
-Wait, can we do it? -Sure, you ready?
One, two, three, four.
Wait, I’m following you, because you’re the guy.
Oh, look at Britt, she’s so happy doing that, look at her.
Oh, they’re totally making babies.
They’re, like, perfect.
Can we spin?
two, three... that was perfect.
You like that?
Yes, 100 percent I’m down for Culver and Brittini.
Because, let’s make it happen.
I’m... what do you need from me?
I need a pee, and I need another drink.
All right, Benny [bleep] marry, or kill...
-Jen from charter two... -Oh!
-Eunice... -No, I’m gonna eat this.
-Gabrielle. -Thank you.
I’d probably spend more quality time with Gabs.
-Okay, so marry Gabs. -Yeah.
I’d [bleep] Eunice and then kill Jen.
Ah!
Hm.
Dare you to eat a chili.
-Mm-mmm. -Eat that.
That thing will mess you up, I bet.
-Mash hit. -I’m tired.
Like, I’m tired of this.
You’re tired of what?
Everything, I’m just tired.
Mags...
You know?
I agree, but certain...
everybody’s gotta pull their weight.
I’m gonna stop it.
No, we’re having a great conversation.
It’s good.
I don’t like somebody that just delegates and doesn’t do.
But I know what you mean.
She punished me when I was hangover.
She punished me to put me again on the service.
You do every single tablescape.
When the dishes roll back, it’s time for her to go down.
Bottom line, girl does Jack squat.
This is my fear about being chief stew,
is that everyone always speaks sh-- about a chief stew,
but no one really knows what they do.
Guess what, I don’t see you as a chief stew
being that way, though.
I see you still doing, and then when your stews
get up in the morning...
But that’s only because we get along.
Like, you should be the last person
to be talking about work ethic right now.
I think Ryan is scared to tell Aesha
what he’s saying to her face,
and it’s easier to just bitch about it behind her back.
That’s not fair.
We’re very cold.
I’m ready for dinner.
Ba-ba-bam.
-That’s pretty cool. -Benny!
Yay!
Hey, guys, are we ready to order some dinner?
-Salad chicken? -Yeah.
Can I get the roast veggies?
Yeah.
I want the pork chop, and I want a side of sirloin, too.
-A side of sirloin? -A side of, like, filet, yeah.
All right, cool.
Obviously, I’ve had lifeguard experience and training.
I literally dived in fully clothed.
Straightaway I just grabbed him
straight up to the top of the pool,
and there was no signs of life.
There was no breathing.
The casino medical team arrived.
By the time they needed to take him away
in the stretcher, like... he... like, he’d passed away.
[sobs]
I was 21...
21, and that was, like, the first...
the first death that I had to deal with.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
You have a rescue side that obviously
goes deeper than what we see, you know?
Mm.
Maybe we’ll bring Aesha into it.
One, two, three.
Hello, my loves, I’ve got the pasta for you.
Hell, yeah!
-Oh, thank you. -I’m so hungry.
I got all kinds of stripper moves.
Mm-hmm!
This bitch is in for a treat.
Oh!
Fake. Just fake.
She’s fake!
She’s fake.
I hate her attitude, it’s horrible.
She thinks it’s her opinion, and her opinion only.
Do I like her as a person? Yes, I do.
Do I like her attitude? Absolutely not.
How this person is in the position they’re in,
I really don’t know.
Oh, my God, you’re being such a ----ing dick.
Aesha, do you wanna come to the bathroom with me?
Come.
No, no, no, come.
-You don’t feel good? -Mm, no good at all.
Yeah, like, they have a problem with you delegating tasks.
That’s literally my job.
Who was he talking about this with?
With me and Magda.
-And did she agree? -And Magda...
She’s obviously agreeing.
Oh, the chief stew could do way more than she does.
She can’t take breaks,
she punished me, honestly, and this is...
Because she wasn’t doing her job.
Honestly...
They’re reiterating everything that was said to each other.
That’s what they’re doing.
It’s like, what does Magda expect,
that I’m gonna let her get away with everything?
All I’ve done is be so kind to Magda,
giving her so much lenience that she doesn’t ----ing deserve,
and now she’s gonna go and talk sh-- about me behind my back?
It’s like, what the [bleep], bitch?
I will hands-down say you are the nicest,
because I couldn’t imagine
anyone being that nice... never.
-Yeah. -She could be fired.
Yeah, if she wants to feel like I’m being a bitch
because I told her what to do one time, it’s on.
What were youse doing in the bathroom?
Talking.
-What were you doing in... -Talking.
Running your mouth about what I said?
The whole world doesn’t revolve around Ryan.
Guys we survived the whole day.
I just wanna get back to the boat,
get through these next ----ing three charters,
is all I ----ing care about.
-How are you? -Good.
You’ve been quiet after coming out of the bathroom.
-It’s all good. -Okay.
-We’re out! -We’re leaving?
-We’ll go in here. -Oh, yeah.
Split it up, [bleep] it.
That Jacuzzi is gonna be so warm.
Well, I can’t wait to go...
It’s gonna be the best thing ever.
When you question my work ethic,
which is one of the most important things that I hold,
that’s, like, my soft spot.
Mm?
-9:30. -9:30, okay.
And it’s, like, really disappointing from Magda
to be running off to Ryan
and they’re banding together against me.
-Back at the boat, woo! -Thalassa!
It’s like, you’ve crossed the ----ing line.
Like, you can get absolutely ----ed.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
-Same. -Really?
-Yes? -Hi.
Hi.
I noticed your, like, mood was, like, off at dinner.
Are you okay?
Yeah, no, I’m fine, I just...
I understand exactly what you’re saying,
and it’s really hard to be human on a yacht, and...
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Yeah.
Walls are thin on a boat.
My friendship with Tumi... bullsh--, you know?
I just figured it out.
-What’s up? -Ryan!
I just wanted to see how bad Tumi would go
relay false information to somebody,
and she did exactly say...
-I didn’t. -Yes, you did.
Well, you’re a bullsh-- [bleep].
You just exposed how fake of a person you are.
Yes, you did, because I can hear her down there
in the ----ing room.
You went and told her our exact conversation to Aesha.
No, no, Ry-Ry, your sh-- ----ing smells so bad.
I just don’t want it to spread and have,
like, more people question how hard I’m working.
You’re two-faced as [bleep].
-Bye-bye, Ry. -Twoface.
Next, on "Below Deck Down Under."
Charter six, Carl Moonlight is a musician.
Ha, are you ready?
I don’t think it gets weirder than this.
-Whoa! -Watch your head.
Five bags of rubbish with maggot juice everywhere.
Now, you would have given someone a job to do that.
If they don’t own it, you have to own it.
Culver is sitting there, like...
I’ll take that on the chin.
It’s actually a verbal warning now.
There have been comments getting back to me
-from the crew saying... -No, it’s one person.
That I take breaks all the time.
I work my ----ing ass off.
I never want my work ethic questioned.
Deck crew, get jet-skis in the water.
Wait!
I knew exactly what I was doing. Put it down.
Go away mate, I’m gonna have a chat to the captain.
-Go away. -Have a chat to the captain.,
He just doesn’t like me.
I’ve just let sh-- fly too much, and I’m sick of it.