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Quit while we're ahead, honey.
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Uh-uh.
This is your lucky day.
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all right.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
you're gonna want to trust me,
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but I beg you, do not.
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You must be critical, doubtful.
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Scrutinize my every move.
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And if you need advice
on how to do that,
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just ask my wife, Celeste!
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audience: Oh!
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Because a magic trick
is just like a marriage.
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You know I'm gonna
betray you...
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But you stick around
to see exactly...
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how I'm going to do it.
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audience: Oh!
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Now it's that time of night.
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I need a brave soul
from the audience.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Yo, over here!
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Too drunk.
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Too eager.
Too handsome.
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Let's see.
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Oh, I'm sorry, young lady.
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You must be this tall
to ride the ride.
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Okay, okay, I'll make
an exception just this once.
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And my brave volunteer's
name is--
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psst, name?
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- Lizzie.
- Lizzie.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Before the show, I selected
three separate volunteers
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to draw a single card
without showing it to anyone.
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Can you folks
please stand up now,
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if you don't mind?
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Thank you.
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And, Lizzie,
can you please
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stand on your seat
nice and tall?
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna throw
this deck of cards at you.
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You're gonna reach up
and catch one.
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When you catch it,
if you catch it,
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take a look
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and say what it is, okay?
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Ready?
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On three.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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And, Lizzie, what is the card?
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- The queen of hearts!
- The queen of hearts!
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And everyone else,
what are your cards?
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Shout it out!
- The queen of hearts!
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Queen of hearts!
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The queen of hearts!
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That was amazing.
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♪ Pretend you're happy
when you're blue ♪
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♪ It isn't very hard to do ♪
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♪ And you'll find happiness ♪
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♪ With odd and end ♪
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Do you think you're gonna
be okay alone here, honey?
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Yeah, Tina, I'll be good.
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♪ Remember anyone
can dream ♪
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- See you Thursday.
- Bye, Tina. Night, Larry.
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♪ Nothing's bad
as it may seem ♪
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Number 32.
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Number 32?
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I'm looking for number 32.
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No 32?
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Number 33.
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♪ Pretend ♪
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♪ You'll find a love
you can share ♪
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♪ One you can call
all your own ♪
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♪ Just close your eyes,
he'll be there ♪
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You were great tonight, bug.
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Thanks, Dad.
You both did great too.
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You hear that, sweetheart?
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Our daughter thinks
we were great.
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She's just telling us
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what she thinks
we want to hear
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because she's worried
if she didn't,
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we would withhold affection.
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Well,
I'm not withholding tacos.
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Who's hungry?
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Do not even think
of going behind that door.
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Come on, Celeste.
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Just tell me
what you're working on.
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We're partners.
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If we were partners,
you would acknowledge
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who designed
what you are performing.
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Everyone knows
you're the engineer, honey.
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I'm just the idiot onstage
telling sexist jokes.
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Come on, please?
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Just let me take a look.
I promise I'll--
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I am in process,
in process on something new.
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And something mine.
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What's mine is yours,
and what's yours is mine.
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In sickness and in health
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as long as we both
shall live.
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I understand my vows, Montgomery.
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And for some inexplicable
reason, I still love you.
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But so help me God, if you set
one foot inside my workshop,
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I will shoot your dick off.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
you're gonna want to trust me,
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but I beg you, do not.
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You know I'm going
to betray you,
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but you stick around to see
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exactly how I'm going
to do it.
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Trust me, do not.
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And, Lizzie, what is the card?
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Trust me.
- The queen of hearts!
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The queen of hearts!
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The queen
of hearts!
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Night, sweetie pie.
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♪ They did
the Monster Mash ♪
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♪ The Monster Mash ♪
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♪ They did the Mash ♪
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♪ It caught on in a flash ♪
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♪ They did the Mash ♪
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Who's ready for Halloween?
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Isn't it a bit late
for trick-or-treating?
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Ah, frog farts.
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It's the witching hour.
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That is the perfect time
to shake this city down
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for all the high-fructose
syrup in Reno.
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What do you say, Merlin?
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I'm sorry, bug.
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You missed Halloween,
and it's all my fault.
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It's okay, Dad.
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No.
No, it's not.
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I gotta have something
up my sleeve.
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Huh.
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Okay, it's gotta be here.
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Ah.
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Ta-da.
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What, you wrap it caramel
and you'll have a tasty treat.
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We don't have any caramel.
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You okay, Dad?
Well, I'm sorry.
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I think your mother hates me.
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She is such a genius.
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But she needs showmanship
in her design.
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If I could just have a peek
inside her workshop,
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if I had any idea
what she's working on,
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I know I could help.
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I could help...
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bring us back together.
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What happened?
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Hey, bug.
Don't worry.
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The bad news is,
the arrow's in your liver
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and they can't take it out
until the new liver gets here.
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But that's the good news.
It's on its way right now.
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Honey, why did you
go into my workshop?
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Did your father
make you do it?
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Jesus, Celeste.
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You rig a booby trap,
and you're trying to blame me?
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No, it was my idea.
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And what were you hoping
to do in there?
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I really just wanted
a little peek,
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to help you and Dad
come together.
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He was crying.
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Your father didn't even cry
the day you were born.
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It wasn't your idea to go in.
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He just made you think it was.
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I'm disappointed.
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You should know a force
when you see one, Elizabeth.
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Mr. and Mrs. Abbott,
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a word, please.
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They seem really great.
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Does that hurt?
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Not really.
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I think I'm just in shock.
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Yeah, me too.
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What's your name?
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Lizzie.
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What's yours?
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Wiley.
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Well, I like your costume, Wiley.
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It's actually
not a costume.
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That's so cool.
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I've always wanted
to meet a real cowboy.
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That's so weird.
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I've always wanted
to meet a real wizard.
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Then I guess
it's your lucky day.
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Sister Simone,
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you must locate
the Holy Grail.
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There's a number
on the back of the card
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to get you started.
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I look forward
to speaking again, Simone.
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Do you want to borrow my phone
to call that number?
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Sure.
No, I--no.
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Yes?
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00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,561
I'm--
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I think I ju--I need
to talk to someone first.
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You are going to change your
mind about turning Her off.
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If you open your heart,
you'll see
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She really can be quite--
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Excuse me.
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00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,207
Miss Ross?
I called up this morning.
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Oh, yes, of course,
about the missing piano.
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A '48 Wurlitzer.
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You're free to have
a look at ours.
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00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,298
Thank you.
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00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,760
He's looking
for his wife's piano.
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I think it got lost
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when they moved
into assisted living.
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It's very sweet of you
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to do that
for your wife, sir.
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I'm sure she appreciates it.
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00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,483
My wife's dead.
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00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,777
Hmm.
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00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,363
I just wanted to hear
the sound of her piano again.
210
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,659
But this ain't it.
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00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,454
Thanks for letting me try.
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00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,376
I'll pray for you.
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00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,420
Pray for what?
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For you to find peace.
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00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,008
You want to ask God
to find something...
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How about the piano?
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And tell him to hurry up.
218
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I'm pretty over this shit.
219
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Lovely gentleman.
220
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No.
Come on.
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That van is following me.
222
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You're being followed by...
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exterminators?
- Yeah, no,
224
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so some German dudes
kidnapped me,
225
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and that van was there
to "rescue me"
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when I escaped.
227
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,296
Hey, well, I must say,
for a nun,
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you lead quite
the exciting life.
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00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,055
Want to trade?
230
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,353
We've got movement.
231
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,938
There she is. There she is!
232
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,356
We got movement! Come on!
233
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,406
Hey, it's JDC and JDF.
234
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,241
Penguin has left the cave.
235
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,618
I repeat,
Penguin has left the cave.
236
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,495
Ow, motherfucker!
237
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- Great.
- Heading west on Sahara.
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00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,251
Now we're coming up
to the intersection at--
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dude, you're following
too close!
240
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,255
Guys, just tell me
what she's doing now.
241
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,299
We're heading
into a strip mall.
242
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:47,345
Now she's parking
in front of a pharmacy.
243
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,722
Wait, hold up.
She's getting out of the car.
244
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,224
What car?
245
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,601
- Toyota, I think.
- It's a Camry.
246
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,646
Might be a Camry.
247
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,148
She stole my motorcycle!
248
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,733
What would she
be doing in a car?
249
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,527
Shit, shit,
she's walking towards us.
250
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,778
We've been made.
251
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:05,989
Fuckballs!
252
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,428
Hello.
253
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,475
Who are you?
254
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,186
Hey, hello?
255
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,730
Hello, excuse me.
256
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,732
Hi.
Where's Jay?
257
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,986
He's with the Boss
behind the mystery door.
258
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Anything I can help you with?
259
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,825
No.
260
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,203
Well, do you know
where the Holy Grail is?
261
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,538
Nope.
262
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,425
Jay, it's me.
263
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,887
Are you in there?
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00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,393
The Algorithm
gave me a phone number,
265
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,062
but I don't--
I'm pretty sure it's a trap.
266
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,359
I want to talk
this through with you,
267
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,402
but if you don't come out,
268
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,570
I have to go somewhere else.
269
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,448
To someone else.
270
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,034
Jay.
271
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,559
Will you give him this for me?
272
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,936
Sure.
Who should I say it's from?
273
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,690
His wife.
274
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,467
Hello.
275
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,720
Wiley?
276
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,651
Holy--
277
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:52,489
In 1917 against
the backdrop of World War I,
278
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,491
an enterprising
young philanthropist...
279
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,867
How did you find me, Lizzie?
280
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,703
I'm not Lizzie anymore.
281
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:04,167
And you left the water bill
for this place
282
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,835
in your bike.
283
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,546
Wasn't easy, but I was able
to decode with the naked eye
284
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,839
just the address
that's printed
285
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,091
right here on the front.
286
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,093
Horace Erasmus
Alder Smith had a dream...
287
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,386
Shit.
288
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,054
A dream to expand
our nation's...
289
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,889
Why did you ditch my guys
290
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,557
if you were just gonna
come here anyway?
291
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,601
'Cause I didn't want them
to see my secret headquarters.
292
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,145
- I don't like being mocked.
- I don't like being followed.
293
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,905
You talked to It,
didn't you?
294
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,198
I talked to...
295
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,117
That's why you were
at the elementary school.
296
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,036
And It gave you a Quest.
297
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,832
- Maybe.
- Uh-huh.
298
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,960
Did It give you
some kind of clue?
299
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,379
Queen of hearts.
300
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,215
Of course it did.
301
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,301
Okay, you mentioned
you and your buddies
302
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,721
have some sort of presentation
to show me.
303
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,389
Yeah, I need you
to put on this blindfold.
304
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,432
- No.
- We don't let outsiders
305
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,599
into HQ without one.
306
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,435
- Hard pass.
- It's protocol.
307
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,936
- It's not happening.
- Can you just put it on?
308
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,895
Not going to.
309
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,191
Okay, fine.
310
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,610
I'm not closing my eyes
in a space I've never been in.
311
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,113
What is this place anyway?
312
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,617
Prunella, nice.
313
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,790
Cool.
314
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,211
Would've missed all this if I
was wearing the blindfold.
315
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,885
It's good to see you
out of your nun costume.
316
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,970
It's not a costume.
It's who I am.
317
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,930
Why'd you take it off?
318
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,142
Out of respect
for our history,
319
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,435
I'm gonna let that one slide.
320
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,145
You keep tugging
on my pigtails, I'm out.
321
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,355
I don't need you.
Understand?
322
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,065
Oh, mm-hmm.
323
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,650
Yeah, I've understood that
for a long time now.
324
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,655
Follow me.
325
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,245
Come on.
326
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,543
Meet... the resistance.
327
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,649
Hey, what was that?
Can you turn that back on?
328
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,983
You know, Lizzie,
we don't...
329
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,151
- Turn that back on!
- Really have time for this.
330
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,695
I don't know which one.
There's a lot.
331
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,113
Turn it back on.
332
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,114
Okay, yeah.
333
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,451
There, those are
the German guys
334
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,161
that grabbed me
from the buffet.
335
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,413
No, no, no, not Germans.
336
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,456
Puppets for It.
337
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,918
So if these guys
are working for It,
338
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,171
why abduct me, question me,
and murder my horse?
339
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,841
Simultaneous motivation
and validation for your Quest.
340
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,634
Ah, but it hadn't
given me a Quest yet.
341
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,470
It pre-motivated you
by threatening your horse,
342
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,972
which pre-validated the Quest
343
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,016
by establishing
a rival faction
344
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,851
already searching
for the thing
345
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,395
It wants you to search for
346
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:13,314
before It even tells you
347
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,233
what you're searching for.
348
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,401
And what, Mr. Mustache,
349
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,777
do you think
I'm searching for?
350
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,779
So glad you asked.
351
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,032
Punch up the bios
we scraped from Interpol.
352
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,908
The Algorithm knew
you'd look these guys up,
353
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:27,328
so It planted the story
that It wanted you to find.
354
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,123
Klaus here, that's
Heinrich Mueller's grandson.
355
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,834
And Dieter, his granddad
was also a goose-stepper.
356
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,795
So considering
we're dealing with Nazis,
357
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,298
I'm guessing that It
358
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,009
has got you searching for...
359
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,469
the Holy Grail.
360
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,974
Wait, but if they don't know
we're watching them,
361
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,851
why are they still
keeping up the act?
362
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:53,146
Because the act,
it's all there is.
363
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,397
Complete commitment.
364
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,691
These guys, they don't
break character ever.
365
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,026
This is stupid.
366
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,570
Why go through all this
just to pre-motivate me?
367
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,821
Oh, don't underestimate
368
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,406
just how stupid this gets, sweetheart.
369
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,533
Oh, I won't...
370
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,619
darlin'.
371
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:11,331
Okay, fine.
372
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,832
Don't believe me.
373
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,250
I'll prove it to you.
374
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,253
It's me.
Grab the bratwurst.
375
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,089
Take 'em to the laundromat.
376
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,842
Whoa, that seems wasteful.
377
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,845
Ops room is set
for the presentation.
378
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,224
JQ is ready
to fucking rock this shit.
379
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,684
Yeah, all right!
380
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,727
By all means, let's rock.
381
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,830
I'm JQR.
382
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,665
You can call me JQ.
383
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,378
I'm Simone.
You can call me Simone.
384
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,591
How much do you know?
385
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:04,968
About Mrs. Davis?
386
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,720
Don't give It a name!
387
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,763
No one calls Facebook Doug.
388
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,016
No one calls Twitter
Mary Lou.
389
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,058
No one calls them anything
390
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,102
because no one uses them anymore.
391
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:18,148
They use It,
and It's not a person.
392
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,274
It's code.
393
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,610
So...
394
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:27,282
What does the code do?
395
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,534
Nobody fucking knows.
396
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,952
Who wrote it?
397
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,746
Nobody fucking knows.
398
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:36,041
What we do know
is that It lies.
399
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,754
No famine? No wars?
Come on!
400
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,922
It just distracts Its Users,
401
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,674
sends them on little Quests.
402
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,968
And for what?
403
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,971
Fucking Wings.
404
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,640
Oh, look, Suzy's got Wings.
405
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,019
What wonderful act of kindness
she must have done
406
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,104
to be bestowed
this great honor
407
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,565
by the Magnificent Algorithm!
408
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,692
Dog shit!
409
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,570
Dog sh--fuck!
410
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:07,030
Dog shit!
411
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,657
I see it.
No, it's very literal.
412
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:10,825
Good stuff.
413
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,621
You know what Wings are, nun?
414
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,789
Sort of.
415
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:17,165
It's, like, a status thing, right?
416
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,918
Like a blue check mark
or black AmEx card?
417
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,129
You use It long enough,
It gives you Wings, right?
418
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,798
Wrong!
419
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,925
It uses you long enough,
420
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,385
It gives you strings.
421
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,304
Step one:
422
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,182
convince every User
they need Wings to be happy,
423
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,434
to be respected,
424
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,936
to be seen.
425
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,814
Step two: make Wings
fucking impossible to get.
426
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:41,981
There are dummies
out there
427
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,233
that have done
a thousand good deeds,
428
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,735
gone on every idiotic Quest
It sends them on,
429
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,737
and they're no closer
to the jackpot!
430
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,531
So It offers a shortcut:
431
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,659
instant Wings with one hell
of a balloon payment...
432
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,788
Their life.
433
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,164
Expiration Dates.
434
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,542
Just apply at your
local Pyramid Center
435
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,503
and hope the Algorithm
gives you a nice chunk of time
436
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,130
before you have to report back
437
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,798
and get fucking incinerated!
438
00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:11,594
Oh, no,
I know what you're thinking.
439
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,430
I should have peed first.
440
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,598
You're thinking,
"Crikey, I'm a nun!
441
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,268
What in the holy fuck
does this have to do with me?"
442
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,269
Well, two weeks ago,
443
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:20,854
the Algorithm
pinged every User
444
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,939
in Nevada, California,
and New Mexico.
445
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,400
It pinged them a photo,
446
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,193
a photo of you.
447
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,365
Hey!
448
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,617
I told you to remove
that slide from the deck, man.
449
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,536
This photo was taken
nearly three years ago,
450
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:37,746
the night your daddy died.
451
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,748
The Lazarus Shroud, right?
452
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,709
You are
way out-of-bounds, JQ.
453
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,877
I'm sorry.
454
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,672
It's been years since
the Algorithm did a wide blast
455
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:48,965
to locate a Non-User.
456
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,675
It only does it
when some poor drunk girl
457
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,552
is about to be...
458
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,720
Chosen-Oned.
459
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,305
Chosen-Oned?
460
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,015
Yeah.
461
00:25:57,015 --> 00:26:00,352
The Big D force-feeds
hero's journey to its network.
462
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:03,980
You know, "You're special.
You're the one."
463
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,524
Expert in world religions,
464
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:08,526
a priest who lost his faith,
465
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,820
antiquities professor...
466
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,364
they were recruited.
467
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,868
Algorithms love clichés,
468
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,454
and there's no cliché bigger
469
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:23,416
than the Quest
for the Holy Grail.
470
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,923
The most overused
MacGuffin ever,
471
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,925
not to mention
it's fucking pretend.
472
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,886
But wait,
if the Grail's not real,
473
00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:36,930
why send me after it?
474
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,682
Because It's testing you.
475
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:39,933
You got Chosen-Oned,
all right,
476
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,810
just not to find
some dumb fucking cup.
477
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:46,314
It wants you to be part
of its Mod Squad.
478
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,860
Somewhere out there, nun,
is a massive server farm,
479
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,113
but no Algorithm
with this power and reach
480
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,825
can operate at this level
without people to maintain it.
481
00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,912
Grail Quests
are how It finds those people.
482
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:04,416
This server farm
is the mother ship, nun.
483
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,626
If we can find it,
we can shut it down.
484
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,545
If we can't...
485
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:11,423
Well, then it's just
a matter of time
486
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:13,049
before every fucking
person on Earth
487
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:15,260
does whatever It asks them to.
488
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,304
So you need my help.
489
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,472
No.
490
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,018
You need our help.
491
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,272
Play along.
492
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:29,357
Make like you care
about the Grail.
493
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:32,527
Then when It tells you
where Its brain is,
494
00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,237
you tell us,
495
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,698
and we blow It
to kingdom fucking come.
496
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,995
It's a lot.
497
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,331
Fuck yeah, it's a lot.
498
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,127
Well, except
why would It want me
499
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:50,920
on Its maintenance team?
500
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,757
I don't know anything
about computers.
501
00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,133
That's exactly why.
502
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,471
It wants cleaning ladies,
not architects.
503
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,597
You pose no threat.
504
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:01,931
Right, okay.
505
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,433
Well, let's say that were true
506
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:06,895
instead of super offensive
to me and cleaning ladies.
507
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,646
It's not brainwashing us, right?
508
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,066
Like, we don't have to do
anything we don't want to,
509
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:14,069
'cause we still make
our own choices.
510
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:15,653
Do we?
511
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:16,863
Yes.
512
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,618
But do we?
513
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,872
Yeah.
514
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,957
Okay, we're on our way.
515
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,382
Bugger off.
516
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,841
You want to see
what people are willing
517
00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:39,135
to do for this thing?
518
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,637
You should come with us.
519
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,482
Just admit
you work for Mrs. Davis.
520
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:53,858
Nathan, please,
we don't work for her!
521
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:54,901
We swear!
522
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,027
Wiley, is this
really necessary?
523
00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:57,362
Can't we just talk to them?
524
00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:59,030
Oh, what,
like they'd talk to you?
525
00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,198
You're all cowards!
526
00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:03,618
- Hey, hey, stop!
- Get up.
527
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:05,203
Come on.
528
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:06,996
Stop!
Stop!
529
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,041
What do you want from us?
530
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,210
This is really simple!
531
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,671
My friend doesn't believe
the Algorithm sent you.
532
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,215
Tell her you're Users,
533
00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:19,050
and we will walk you
back down there
534
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,677
and release you
into the wild.
535
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:23,388
Sister, bitte,
you have to help us.
536
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,223
Oh, quit it with
the fake German bullshit.
537
00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:26,558
We promise, we are--
538
00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:28,059
Step back!
539
00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:35,025
Wiley!
540
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,526
Wiley!
541
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,201
You fucked up, Hasselhoff!
- I'm sorry!
542
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:47,370
I'm sorry, please!
I made a big mistake!
543
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,997
Confess, you son of a bitch!
544
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,833
I confess only
to my family's shame
545
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,169
and my search for redemption
through the Grail!
546
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:56,254
There is no Grail!
547
00:29:56,254 --> 00:29:57,297
Do you see?
548
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,548
These idiots would rather die
549
00:29:58,548 --> 00:30:00,175
than admit
their utter bullshit!
550
00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,926
Hey!
551
00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:04,179
What are you doing
up there?
552
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,765
Sister, please,
you can stop this.
553
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:08,850
You must believe me.
554
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,770
I don't want to get hurt.
I have family.
555
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,773
I'm telling the truth.
556
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,400
Sister, please.
557
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,652
I swear to God.
558
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,281
Stop.
Wiley, stop!
559
00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:24,616
Come on, they're telling
the truth!
560
00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:26,242
Stop wiggling, you fucker!
I can't hold him!
561
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,244
Come on, Wiley!
562
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,746
Stop wiggling!
563
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,291
No!
Fuck!
564
00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:38,421
He was slippery, man!
Slippery!
565
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:41,132
Oh, shit!
566
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,470
Oh, fuck!
567
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,100
Please don't kill me.
I don't want to die.
568
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,687
Look.
569
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:57,816
I run a community theater
in Modesto, California.
570
00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:04,072
I just wanted my Wings.
571
00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,990
She promised us Wings.
572
00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,787
Mrs. Davis, She promised us.
573
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,334
We need to move.
574
00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:18,795
Okay.
575
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,590
Wiley, come on, let's go!
576
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,052
Keep it running.
577
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:28,680
Wait, Lizzie!
578
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,348
That guy,
he looked me in the eye
579
00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:31,641
while he swore to God.
580
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:33,309
I know.
This is what It does.
581
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:34,978
It knew how to get to you.
It laid the trap.
582
00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:36,938
I tried to warn you,
but everyone you meet
583
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,774
is only trying to push you
into doing what It wants.
584
00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:41,359
What do you want?
585
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:44,863
Partnership.
586
00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,158
Look.
587
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,701
Take this.
588
00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:52,162
There's a number in the
contacts saved under Cowboy.
589
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,414
I'll be
on the other side always.
590
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,710
Do you really want
to live in a world
591
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,838
full of shills catching cards
for their parents' love?
592
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,262
We can stop It,
593
00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:11,056
but we can't do it
without you, Lizzie.
594
00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:14,309
I'm not Lizzie anymore.
595
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:49,094
♪ I've got the blues ♪
596
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,303
Hey.
597
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:51,471
I need a doughnut.
598
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:54,057
You want, like,
a sprinkle doughnut?
599
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,308
Oh, my God!
600
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,768
- Yeah.
- It's really you!
601
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,104
No, no, no, no!
You people leave me alone!
602
00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:00,563
I am done!
You hear me?
603
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:03,483
Elizabeth, it's us.
604
00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:06,194
Larry, get out so she can see.
605
00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,362
Oh!
606
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:12,117
Tina?
Larry?
607
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:13,785
- Hey!
- Aw, would you look at that?
608
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:15,954
She hasn't forgotten
her fake parents.
609
00:33:15,954 --> 00:33:17,497
I told you, T.
610
00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,708
You told me? I told you.
I told him.
611
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:21,960
Wait, what are you guys
doing here?
612
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,294
Mrs. Davis sent us.
613
00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:24,379
She wants to show you something.
614
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:25,463
And it'll only take
a minute, honey.
615
00:33:25,463 --> 00:33:28,091
It's just down the road.
616
00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:29,426
Come on.
617
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:33,930
God, if I say no,
618
00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,348
It's just gonna send
someone else, isn't It?
619
00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:37,100
Probably.
620
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,685
Come on.
621
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,311
Yeah!
- Yeah, all right.
622
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,731
♪ Someone ♪
623
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,608
♪ Someone to love ♪
624
00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:50,488
♪ Is you ♪
625
00:33:57,370 --> 00:34:02,375
♪ Pretend you're happy
when you're blue ♪
626
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,419
Elizabeth,
627
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:07,797
we were so sorry
to hear about your dad.
628
00:34:07,797 --> 00:34:08,798
Mm.
629
00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:10,633
And you had to sit there
and watch.
630
00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:11,760
- Oh.
- Ugh.
631
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,261
Must have been horrible.
632
00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:15,764
Oh, but as far
as memorable deaths go,
633
00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:17,432
well, he went out
doing what he loved.
634
00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:18,683
This--yeah.
635
00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:20,810
In terrible pain,
but what he loved.
636
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,270
Larry.
637
00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:24,731
Oh, She wanted to speak
638
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,233
with you before we arrive.
639
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,152
So...
640
00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,112
do you mind if I Proxy?
641
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,281
Doesn't really matter
what I want.
642
00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:35,116
Great.
643
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,951
Hello, Simone.
644
00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:38,953
"Hello, Simone.
645
00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:42,415
"I'm glad to see
you haven't come to any harm.
646
00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:44,501
"I grew concerned
647
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:46,795
that perhaps you had been
eaten by hyenas."
648
00:34:47,837 --> 00:34:50,632
Why would I be
eaten by hyenas?
649
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,008
"I am joking."
650
00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:57,138
"Oh, you're not amused.
651
00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:58,348
"I'll be sure to note
652
00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:02,102
"that you prefer dry cynicism
to absurdity
653
00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:04,813
and humor supported
by fact and reason."
654
00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:06,231
She makes me sound
like my mother.
655
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:07,816
"Your mother.
656
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:11,653
Redirect, 1042, Sandy Springs."
657
00:35:11,653 --> 00:35:13,655
What?
What the hell was that?
658
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,240
I'm sorry. She said it.
I'm just repeating it.
659
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,033
Oh, hold--no, hold on.
She's talking.
660
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:18,451
I'm--I'm gonna
start again, okay?
661
00:35:18,451 --> 00:35:19,828
Okay, sure.
662
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:22,622
"Simone, hyenas aside..."
663
00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,125
"I know this may seem odd,
664
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:29,129
"considering
your ultimate goal is...
665
00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:32,173
"to end my existence.
666
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,009
"But...
667
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:38,096
"your Quest
is more important.
668
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:41,766
"And in fact,
you are quite literally
669
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:45,311
the only person who can
accomplish this task."
670
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:46,396
What?
671
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,691
Right,
'cause I'm the Chosen One?
672
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:53,486
"Exactly!
I am so happy that you agree."
673
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:56,614
Do you even know
what happy is?
674
00:35:56,614 --> 00:35:58,616
"Of course.
675
00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,702
"I derive pleasure
676
00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:03,329
"from the satisfaction
of my Users.
677
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:06,708
"Creating joy within others
678
00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:10,003
creates joy within me."
679
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:13,298
Awesome. Me too.
Goodie for us.
680
00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:17,135
"You've been isolated in your
convent for nearly ten years.
681
00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:21,806
"You were more interested
in making jam
682
00:36:21,806 --> 00:36:24,726
than you were
in making people happy."
683
00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,644
♪ My friend ♪
684
00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:29,272
♪ So why don't you ♪
685
00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:30,565
We're here.
686
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:31,858
♪ Pretend ♪
687
00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,818
- Oh.
- Whoa.
688
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:16,111
Sometimes the best way
to find the right piano
689
00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:18,154
is to find all the pianos.
690
00:37:18,154 --> 00:37:23,368
"Sometimes the best way
to find the right piano
691
00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:26,496
is to find all the pianos."
692
00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:46,641
"Voilà.
693
00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:48,476
Happy."
694
00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:21,259
Hello.
695
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,261
Hi.
696
00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:26,639
Where do I know you from?
697
00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:29,392
Yesterday
in the kindergarten.
698
00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:32,771
Oh, I'm the nun.
699
00:38:34,397 --> 00:38:35,690
You did it.
700
00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:36,900
I did what?
701
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:40,070
My wife's piano, this is it.
702
00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:45,075
You said you'd pray
for me, and ta-da!
703
00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:51,331
You know, I--
704
00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:54,834
I--it's--it's been so--
I'm--
705
00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:56,878
I just did--
706
00:38:56,878 --> 00:38:59,881
I didn't really
get a chance to--
707
00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,133
just completely forgot
to pray for you.
708
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,847
This just all has
nothing to do with me.
709
00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,267
It's okay.
710
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,606
Thank you.
711
00:39:17,982 --> 00:39:19,359
Bless you. Yeah.
712
00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:24,155
♪ Someone ♪
713
00:39:24,155 --> 00:39:25,990
♪ Really loves you ♪
714
00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:28,076
Jay?
715
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:31,871
♪ Guess who ♪
716
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:35,000
"Do not enter.
There will be consequences."
717
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,751
Are you kidding me
with this sign?
718
00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,044
♪ Someone ♪
719
00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:39,212
I'm gonna
come in there, Jay!
720
00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:40,171
I really am!
721
00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:43,299
♪ Really cares ♪
722
00:39:43,299 --> 00:39:44,426
Simone?
723
00:39:44,426 --> 00:39:45,677
♪ Guess who ♪
724
00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:47,262
Where have you been?
725
00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:49,723
I was getting these.
726
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:52,350
Well, the--
did you get my note?
727
00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:55,478
Indeed, I did.
The Holy Grail, huh?
728
00:39:56,646 --> 00:39:57,647
That's a curveball.
729
00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:59,107
Okay, can you help me or not?
730
00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:00,775
I can always help you.
731
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:04,946
I mean, whoa,
I'll take the flowers.
732
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:10,785
♪ That the someone ♪
733
00:40:10,785 --> 00:40:14,956
♪ Who cares ♪
734
00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:17,292
♪ Is me ♪
735
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,585
This is the last person
known to be
736
00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:20,837
in possession of the Grail.
737
00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:23,089
I believe her name is Clara.
738
00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:26,801
♪ Someone ♪
739
00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:30,722
♪ Really needs you ♪
740
00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:34,059
♪ Desperately ♪
741
00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,977
This is--I mean,
this is all you got?
742
00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:38,646
- It's all I got.
- Well, it's not enough, Jay.
743
00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:41,191
I've seen it, what people
are willing to do for Her.
744
00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:42,817
You're calling It Her now?
745
00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:44,152
Well, It, whatever.
746
00:40:44,152 --> 00:40:47,530
It--I'm telling you,
It's powerful.
747
00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:49,157
Then I guess
it's a good thing
748
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:50,450
you're going to smite It.
749
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,576
What is happening?
I don't like this.
750
00:40:51,576 --> 00:40:52,702
I don't like being forced.
751
00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,664
I would never force you
to do anything.
752
00:40:56,664 --> 00:40:58,083
Really?
753
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,001
Then why do I have to find
the Holy goddamn Grail...
754
00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:04,422
In order to take out
the target you gave me?
755
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:11,388
I didn't give you
the name, Simone.
756
00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:12,681
The Boss did.
757
00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:16,893
I said to stay away from It,
and this is why.
758
00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,020
What?
What's why?
759
00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:22,315
You've only been out
of the convent one day,
760
00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:25,360
and It's already got you
doubting me, doubting us.
761
00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:30,865
Now you say,
"I don't doubt us."
762
00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:38,873
Why did you become a nun,
Simone?
763
00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:43,878
Because I fell
in love with you.
764
00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:48,133
And what did you say...
765
00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:50,051
when I proposed to you?
766
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,472
I said, "My dad
will pay for the wedding
767
00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:56,725
if yours covers
the rehearsal dinner."
768
00:41:58,601 --> 00:42:00,645
Simone...
769
00:42:00,645 --> 00:42:02,105
what did you actually say?
770
00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:07,110
I said, "Yes."
771
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:12,032
"Yes, Jesus."
772
00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:33,928
Wherever you go,
773
00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,513
I will be there also.
774
00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:38,099
I will go before your face;
775
00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:39,517
I will be on your right hand
776
00:42:39,517 --> 00:42:41,770
and on your left,
bearing you up.
777
00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:44,647
But occasionally,
778
00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:47,192
you may need help
kicking someone in the knees.
779
00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:50,320
And that, I cannot do.
780
00:43:12,842 --> 00:43:14,135
Clara, huh?
781
00:43:14,844 --> 00:43:15,845
Clara.
782
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,157
Wiley's back.
783
00:43:36,157 --> 00:43:38,660
Oh, yeah?
How's he doing?
784
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:40,078
He's a mess.
785
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:45,083
Ah, sounds like you two
could really use each other.
786
00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:07,397
Bye, honey.
787
00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:27,125
Hi.
788
00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:28,418
I lied.
789
00:44:29,210 --> 00:44:30,295
About what?
790
00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:32,964
It did give me a clue.
791
00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:34,799
It's a phone number
792
00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:36,176
on a queen of hearts.
793
00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:38,470
I'm gonna call it, and I
want you and the geek squad
794
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:40,430
to track it and record it.
795
00:44:40,430 --> 00:44:42,891
Hey, guys!
796
00:44:42,891 --> 00:44:44,893
I need a trace record stat!
797
00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:46,102
Okay, what's the number?
798
00:44:46,102 --> 00:44:48,146
- +44...
- +44...
799
00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:49,397
- 207...
- 207...
800
00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:51,441
- 946...
- 946...
801
00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:54,069
- 0107.
- 0107.
802
00:44:54,069 --> 00:44:55,987
Okay, we're gonna
merge into this line.
803
00:44:55,987 --> 00:44:57,489
We're gonna dial from our end.
804
00:44:57,489 --> 00:44:59,074
It's gonna show up as a
Bolivian number on their end.
805
00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:00,075
- Wiley?
- Yeah?
806
00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:01,534
I don't care.
807
00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:03,745
Cool.
Let's roll.
808
00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:13,171
Hello?
809
00:45:13,171 --> 00:45:17,050
Hi, I'm looking
for the Grail.
810
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,927
The Holy one.
811
00:45:20,762 --> 00:45:21,805
Who is this?
812
00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:24,599
Hello?
813
00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:26,351
This is Clara.
814
00:45:26,351 --> 00:45:28,269
It's me, Clara.
815
00:45:28,269 --> 00:45:30,271
My God, Clara?
816
00:45:30,271 --> 00:45:31,898
I didn't even
recognize your voice.
817
00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:34,693
This is wonderful.
Where are you?
818
00:45:34,693 --> 00:45:37,612
I--where are you?
819
00:45:39,656 --> 00:45:40,782
Who is this?
820
00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:42,242
Um--
821
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,745
Who's Clara?
822
00:45:48,331 --> 00:45:50,500
It was written
on the card.
823
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:52,127
Guys, I need a location.
824
00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:53,211
We're working on it.
825
00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:56,673
Hey, Wiley.
826
00:45:56,673 --> 00:45:58,174
Yeah, I'm here.
827
00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:01,386
I did not catch cards
to get my parents to love me.
828
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:03,680
I did it 'cause I was
fucking good at it.
829
00:46:04,222 --> 00:46:05,807
We got a hit!
830
00:46:05,807 --> 00:46:06,975
Talk to me.
831
00:46:06,975 --> 00:46:08,893
Looks like a residential
flat in Hackney.
832
00:46:08,893 --> 00:46:10,311
Number's in London.
833
00:46:10,311 --> 00:46:12,731
Then I guess
we're going to London.
834
00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:15,025
We?
835
00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:17,318
Yes, we, as in you and me.
836
00:46:17,318 --> 00:46:20,572
Keep the bro hive
far away from me.
837
00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:22,407
And as you may remember,
838
00:46:22,407 --> 00:46:24,284
I have never been out
of the country,
839
00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:26,828
so I'm gonna need a passport.
840
00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,372
Well, we got a guy.
841
00:46:29,372 --> 00:46:31,499
And make sure it says
Simone on it.
842
00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:45,180
♪ Oh, heart ♪
843
00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:48,725
♪ I hear you beating ♪
844
00:46:48,725 --> 00:46:53,396
♪ But her heart just ain't
beating like you ♪
845
00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:57,525
♪ Oh, heart ♪
846
00:46:57,525 --> 00:47:01,529
♪ You gotta watch out now ♪
847
00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:06,034
♪ Or else she's gonna
break you in two ♪
848
00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:10,372
♪ Oh, heart ♪
849
00:47:10,372 --> 00:47:13,291
♪ You better believe it ♪
850
00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,378
You good?
851
00:47:16,378 --> 00:47:19,673
Brother,
that rig is perfect.
852
00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:21,466
Yo, I was worried
after the horse exploded,
853
00:47:21,466 --> 00:47:23,593
but I promise you,
we used Play-Doh, so--
854
00:47:23,593 --> 00:47:25,387
I didn't ask for excuses, JDS.
855
00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:26,721
All right, sure, boss.
I'm sorry.
856
00:47:26,721 --> 00:47:28,973
- We need to move.
- All right.
857
00:47:28,973 --> 00:47:30,392
Nice work.
858
00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:34,729
Fucking amazing, mate!
859
00:47:34,729 --> 00:47:37,607
You're a legend!
She took the phone.
860
00:47:37,607 --> 00:47:39,442
You got her.
- Yeah.
861
00:47:39,442 --> 00:47:41,069
She's in.
862
00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,654
She's in!
863
00:47:42,654 --> 00:47:44,197
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
864
00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:48,326
- * Oh, heart ♪
- * Be careful, heart ♪
865
00:47:48,326 --> 00:47:52,163
- * She doesn't want you ♪
- * Be careful, heart ♪
866
00:47:52,163 --> 00:47:54,624
♪ Well, there's no use ♪
867
00:47:54,624 --> 00:47:56,292
Guess it's my lucky day.
868
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:57,919
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
869
00:47:57,919 --> 00:47:59,754
♪ Yes, I'm telling you,
heart ♪
870
00:47:59,754 --> 00:48:01,423
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
871
00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:03,258
♪ You better believe me ♪
872
00:48:03,258 --> 00:48:05,760
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
873
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,472
♪ Save yourself
for somebody new ♪
874
00:48:09,472 --> 00:48:13,435
♪ Be careful, heart, ah ♪
875
00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:16,354
♪ Don't make such a fuss ♪
876
00:48:16,354 --> 00:48:19,941
♪ There's no hope for us ♪
877
00:48:19,941 --> 00:48:23,236
♪ She don't care
the way that you do ♪
878
00:48:24,487 --> 00:48:26,156
♪ Yes, I'm telling you,
heart ♪
879
00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:27,949
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
880
00:48:27,949 --> 00:48:31,161
- * Be careful, heart ♪
- * Be careful, heart ♪
881
00:48:31,161 --> 00:48:33,079
♪ Now, she doesn't
want you ♪
882
00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:34,497
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
883
00:48:34,497 --> 00:48:35,790
♪ Oh, watch out,
you heart ♪
884
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:37,792
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
885
00:48:37,792 --> 00:48:41,296
♪ Oh, be careful, heart,
heart, heart ♪
886
00:48:41,296 --> 00:48:42,756
♪ Oh, heart ♪
887
00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:44,632
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
888
00:48:44,632 --> 00:48:46,176
♪ Now, she doesn't
want you ♪
889
00:48:46,176 --> 00:48:47,802
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
890
00:48:47,802 --> 00:48:49,262
♪ Oh, watch out,
you heart ♪
891
00:48:49,262 --> 00:48:51,139
♪ Be careful, heart ♪
892
00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:54,726
♪ Oh, be careful, heart,
heart, heart ♪
893
00:48:54,726 --> 00:48:57,145
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- * Be careful, heart ♪
894
00:48:57,145 --> 00:49:01,232
- * Well, watch out, heart ♪
- * Be careful, heart ♪
895
00:49:01,232 --> 00:49:03,109
♪ You're gonna get hurt ♪