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This was the last person
known to be
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in possession of the Grail.
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I believe her name is Clara.
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- Who is this?
- This is Clara.
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Who is this really?
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He's gonna lead us
straight to Clara.
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Yeah, who we know
nothing about.
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We know that she has
flaming red hair.
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It's starting to feel like
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you're just here
for the dumb sword game.
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Where did you get
those incredible shoes?
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I am going after the Grail.
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You better not be
making trouble.
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Wiley, you didn't get
off that bull
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because you were a coward.
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You did it because
I asked Him to save you,
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and He did!
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All right, my son.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm looking forward
to discussing
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where you got those shoes.
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♪ Seems like
such a long time ago ♪
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♪ I was walking
on a lonely road ♪
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♪ Getting tired
of dreaming alone ♪
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♪ Like all the lonely people
I had known ♪
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God, I love
the way you smell.
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Please don't call me that, Elizabeth.
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Wait, sorry.
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It's just--
Jesus, you smell so good.
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♪ I was just a boy
far from home ♪
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♪ But I became... ♪
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Elizabeth?
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- Jay?
- Elizabeth.
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What's up?
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You saving yourself
for marriage?
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Holy shit. You are.
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It's a little more
complicated than that.
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Then let's get married.
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Hmm.
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I'm not sure you understand
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what marriage to me
might mean.
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Well then, I'll learn.
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I mean, I mastered
the faro shuffle
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in under a week.
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It's a magic thing
that my mom taught me
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when I was a kid, before
she shot me with a crossbow.
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Whatever.
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Sorry that happened to you.
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It doesn't really
hold a candle
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to what happened to you.
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Hm.
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What?
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Just...
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it's been a long time
since anybody thought about me.
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I think about you
every single second
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of every single day.
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Okay, I'll marry you.
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Really?
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But you'll need
to find the venue.
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♪ But in
the gold of morning ♪
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♪ Hmm-mm, hmm-mm ♪
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We're not open to the public.
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Oh, right.
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I'm not the public.
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I'm--well, I am.
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My name is Elizabeth,
and, uh,
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I work at, uh,
Franklin's, the, uh, grocer.
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And we--uh, we stock
your strawberry jam.
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And, um, I was just
looking at the label,
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which was so cute,
and I bought some.
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And I tried it.
It's delicious.
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And, uh, I thought,
oh, you know, I didn't know
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that you could grow
strawberries in the desert.
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Can you marry me
to Jesus Christ?
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Um, I'm--I'm serious.
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Obviously.
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Might I ask,
what is your faith?
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Yeah, I'm not religious.
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My--my parents always thought
church was for chumps.
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Like, sort of the only thing
they agreed on.
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They were, like, ad--
it's very complicated.
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I didn't ask
if you were religious, I--
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what do you believe?
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I believe I love Jesus more
than I've ever loved anything
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or anyone in my entire life.
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Which is so crazy.
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You can stay the weekend.
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Okay.
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See how you get along
with the other gals.
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There's a badminton tournament Sunday.
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Bring your sneakers.
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You play badminton?
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You know the feeling
you get right--
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Yeah, leave.
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♪ There's only one thing ♪
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♪ That I long for ♪
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♪ When I reach ♪
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♪ That heavenly land ♪
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And I, unworthy though I am,
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desire to dedicate myself
as Your eternal servant.
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♪ As I go
from land to land ♪
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Do you want a strawberry?
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I mean, the vows are--
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they're
a little old-fashioned, no?
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Well, I am
two thousand years old, so...
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That's no excuse not
to embrace progress, my love.
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You don't have
to go through with this.
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And I will love you
just the same.
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I did not put in the work
just to back out now.
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♪ There's only one thing ♪
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I just need your vow.
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You and me, we are--
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we are in this together,
all the way.
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You and me, all the way.
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♪ That heavenly land ♪
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♪ And I know ♪
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♪ I know I shall see Him ♪
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♪ In that sweet ♪
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♪ Oh, yes ♪
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♪ Peaceful rest ♪
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I, Elizabeth Danger Abbott,
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known in religion
as Sister Simone,
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do vow poverty,
chastity, and...
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Obedience.
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Through His glory, I am called,
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and in His name, I will serve.
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I ask the sisters
of this institution
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to confirm me in this act.
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We confirm!
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- Confirmed!
- Confirmed!
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- What did she say?
- I don't know.
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Do you, Sister Simone,
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give your life,
the entirety of your life,
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and your love to the Lord?
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I do.
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I receive your vows
with great joy,
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and in turn,
give you this ring,
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for you are now betrothed
to the Eternal King.
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Blessed be your union, Sister.
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Go forth in love
with Jesus Christ.
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Hello, husband?
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Hello, wife.
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Promise me we'll never forget
this moment,
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how happy we are right now.
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Promise me that nothing and no
one will ever come between us.
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What could come between us?
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Oh, my.
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I have a friend
who was brought in here.
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She has red hair.
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Patient's name?
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Mathilde LaFleur.
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Brought in last night
with a head wound.
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LaFleur.
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Mm. LaFleur.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Shoo!
Shoo!
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Shoo!
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Your friend's in recovery,
room 250.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, come on.
You again?
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Oh, fucking come on.
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Ms. LaFleur?
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Hello, Ms. LaFleur.
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Blessings.
Um, do you--
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Do you happen to have the, um--
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May we help you?
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Uh, yes,
I'm from the local church.
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I was asked to sit
with this woman.
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Local church?
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Why do you have
an American accent?
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I-I was assigned there
from America.
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You can leave now, Sister.
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May I help you?
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Fine.
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Subtle.
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♪ Put your head
on my shoulder ♪
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Hello, wife.
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Hello, husband.
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Got your--got your dove.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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I just--it's been a while
since you've been by.
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I just--I wanted to see you.
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Oh, hey, that's so sweet.
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But so I'm, like, this close
to the Holy Grail right now.
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The, um--the women
in business suits are here.
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I mean, they're, like,
right down the hall.
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Um, they could have the Grail
with them, for all I know.
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And so the woman, Mathilde--
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I thought she was Clara,
but then she called me Clara.
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- Simone.
- So I'm not entirely--
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Claire, Clara,
I'm not really clear.
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Simone.
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Yes?
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I need you to do
a favor for me.
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A favor that's more important
than me completing the mission
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that you sent me on,
which, to repeat,
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I'm on the verge of completing.
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I didn't send you
on that mission.
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The Boss did.
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Well, I kind of assumed
you and He
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were in this thing together,
the whole "trinity" deal.
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What--you do want me
to get the Grail, right?
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Absolutely, yes.
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Yes, I do.
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But first, will you...
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bring a cake to the pope?
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Will I bring a cake
to the pope?
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Not just any cake.
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It has to be
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from a specific bakery in Rome.
And I'll write it down for you.
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You want me to drop
everything and go to Rome?
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Uh, how am I supposed to get
an audience with the pope?
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Your name will be on a list.
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Just go to the west gate
of the Vatican
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at sundown tomorrow.
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Jesus with the immediacy.
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Why now?
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"Now" doesn't really work
the same way for me
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as it does for you, Simone.
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Just trust me.
This is urgent.
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The cake has to be
from this bakery
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and only this bakery.
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What if I say no?
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Then you're breaking
your vows.
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♪ Put your head
on my shoulder ♪
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Mm, I'm feeling
many things right now.
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But if this is important
to you, then I will do it.
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I wouldn't ask you
if it wasn't.
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Please?
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Okay, so this cake,
we're talking carrot?
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Or we going
the more obvious route
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with angel's food?
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All I can tell you
is that you will know
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the right one when you see it.
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Hey, you're really not making
this easy for me, man.
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Just trust yourself, Simone.
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I do.
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I love you.
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I love you, too, honey.
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Buon appetito.
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Really?
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Couldn't have warned me?
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Just let me walk into that trap
and just get blindsided?
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Why does He--
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Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
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Wow.
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Breaking my vows, wow.
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Breaking my vows.
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Ms. LaFleur?
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Uh, excuse me.
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The woman who was in here
one minute ago--
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do you know where she went?
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Oh, she died.
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Did not.
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Aye, she absolutely did.
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Well, there were a bunch
of women in here with her.
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Do you know where they went?
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Alas, no.
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But if'n I did see
such lassies,
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I'd surmise
that they were very powerful
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and would be very unlikely
to fuck with 'em.
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You have been very unhelpful.
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Hello?
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You're not Wiley.
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Astute observation.
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00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,260
Why are you answering
his CFC?
267
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,013
Uh, is that a long and stupid
way of saying boot phone?
268
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,806
It's an acronym, nun.
269
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,808
Concealed Footwear Communicator.
270
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,685
Put Wiley on.
- Wiley's not here.
271
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,189
He's--he's MIA,
which is an actual acronym.
272
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,648
Wait, are you saying
he's missing?
273
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,401
Yeah, he was abduct--
oh, yeah, so he was abducted,
274
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,987
uh, right after
he got struck by lightning
275
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,239
because he wouldn't let go
of a giant sword.
276
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,700
Some guy dressed as an EMT
put him in a phony ambulance,
277
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,785
and...
- PV!
278
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,952
Yeah, that's what happened.
279
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,038
Get me CCTV footage,
any ambulance
280
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,623
that's fucking off
out of Scone this morning.
281
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,707
I need eyes on the driver.
282
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,125
Now, dag!
- Whoa, whoa.
283
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,127
Why you going all
Jason Bourne on this, man?
284
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,296
Come on, Wiley getting
kidnapped at the exact moment
285
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,090
I finally get a lead
on the Grail?
286
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,549
It's so cliché.
287
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,260
It's obviously just
the Algorithm algorithming.
288
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,887
First of all,
J. Bourne is a legend,
289
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,097
so cheers for the compliment.
290
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,099
Second, algorithms
don't do kidnappings,
291
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,892
which means Wiley was grabbed
by someone--
292
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,893
What do you mean,
the Algorithm
293
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,395
doesn't do kidnappings?
294
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,064
Because I was
definitely kidnapped
295
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,899
back in Reno
by those fake Germans.
296
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:26,111
I don't know if I'd call it
a kidnapping, per se.
297
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,821
I was tranq darted,
knocked out,
298
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,407
moved to another location,
and handcuffed to a chair.
299
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:35,161
I mean, that's the literal
definition of kidnapping.
300
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,955
Where'd you bury the body?
301
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,248
What?
302
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,624
The German
you dingbats dropped off
303
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,960
the side of a building--
where did you bury him?
304
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,546
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the German's body,
305
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,132
Buried that fucker
in a fucking hidey hole.
306
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,383
The HA. Fuck.
307
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,426
What the fuck
does it matter now?
308
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,802
What the fuck does it matter?
309
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,013
The fake Germans weren't
working for Mrs. Davis.
310
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,265
The fake Germans
were working for you.
311
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,393
Look, don't crack
the shits, all right?
312
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,061
We didn't have time
for tea parties
313
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,438
and fucking hair braiding
314
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,314
with the fate of humanity's
free will at stake.
315
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,608
So yeah, Wiley pitched a way
to onboard you
316
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,609
with minimal exposition.
317
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,278
Reminder, nun:
318
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,696
we only targeted you
because The Big D
319
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,115
targeted you first,
but this shit is the real deal.
320
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,783
So why don't you stow
your fucking feelings,
321
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,536
Sister Nun?
322
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,288
Hello?
Hello?
323
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,040
Nun?
Fucking fu--
324
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,125
We got him!
We got him.
325
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,544
It's from a speed camera
just outside of Scone.
326
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,671
- It's a sodding priest.
- See the ambulance?
327
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,631
It says St. Crispin's Hospital,
but here's the thing.
328
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,051
There is no fucking
St. Crispin's in Scotland.
329
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,594
- Run his face in the database.
- Okay.
330
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,888
Get everything you can
on this phony fucking priest.
331
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:39,142
We find this Bible thumper,
and we find our boy.
332
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,825
Hello, my son.
333
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,868
"Hello, my son."
334
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,328
Yes.
335
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,330
Of course you're wary,
Mr. Wiley.
336
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,706
But I give you my word,
337
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,459
I will free you
as soon as you tell me,
338
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,128
where did you get those shoes?
339
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,838
Holy shit.
340
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,257
Are you German?
341
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,009
What's your name?
342
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,428
My name is Hans Ziegler.
343
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,599
Oh, my fucking God.
344
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,184
Hans Ziegler.
345
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,019
That's the most German name ever.
346
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,813
Okay, all right.
347
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,690
Okay, this is the Algorithm
348
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,526
just serving me a taste
of my own medicine,
349
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,237
a little bit of payback
for my fake German gambit
350
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,948
I ran back in Reno,
locking me up down here
351
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:39,869
in this obviously fake dungeon
with a super on-the-nose--
352
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,205
no offense--
evil priest.
353
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,540
Tight, tight, tight.
354
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,083
I don't know what
you're going on about,
355
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,002
but I do know
who you're helping.
356
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:51,423
And I know this because I have
seen your feet on the tape.
357
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,136
My feet on what tape?
358
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,555
You know what tape.
359
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,223
Hmm.
360
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:04,227
So there's, like,
a mystery tape?
361
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,938
Very lazy.
It's uninspired.
362
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,398
Let me guess.
363
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,234
This tape somehow exposes
some shady Vatican conspiracy
364
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,069
that has something
to do with--
365
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,614
oh, I don't know--
the Holy Grail?
366
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,950
The Vatican hasn't
cared about the Grail
367
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,577
for a thousand years.
- Mm.
368
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,454
But when I obtain it
and bring it before them,
369
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:25,498
they will no longer treat me
as inferior.
370
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,917
Well, that's a fun spin.
371
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,588
You're like a rogue priest,
like a lone wolf priest
372
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,716
trying to earn the respect
of the big, bad boss man.
373
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,385
Bet you're gonna tell me
we're at the Vatican right now.
374
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,721
- We are.
- Fuck off.
375
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,765
The boy's in pain.
376
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,351
Stay out of this.
It does not concern you.
377
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,687
Oh, hey there,
enigmatic fellow prisoner
378
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,856
who just conveniently
spoke up right now.
379
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,191
Uh, I'm not in pain,
380
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,275
but I really appreciate
your concern.
381
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,278
I know pain when I see it.
382
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:59,115
And I'm seeing it.
383
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,910
Well, um,
I don't mean to challenge
384
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,913
your pain-detecting
qualifications, dirt beard,
385
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:08,249
but who the fuck are you?
386
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,752
I am Felipe Suárez Ortega.
387
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,962
But you would know me
388
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,548
as Pope Leo XI.
389
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,008
Ooh.
390
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,428
Holy Father, you should not
have revealed yourself.
391
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,764
Oh, but I have to know more.
You guys are doing great.
392
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:27,227
Tell me, how is it
that the pope, the pope,
393
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,187
is locked in a dungeon
394
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,855
and nobody's fucking looking
for him?
395
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,817
Oh, no, no,
no one knows I'm missing
396
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,819
because I have been replaced
with a double.
397
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,903
Mm.
398
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,281
A doppelganger
that looks just like me,
399
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,616
but does their bidding.
400
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,243
- A doppelganger?
- You see?
401
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,661
Mm-hmm.
402
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,080
My enemies have enacted
the only remedy
403
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,166
for those in the papacy
who have strayed from the path.
404
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,710
Strayed from the path how?
405
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,421
I...
406
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,172
I used Madonna.
407
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,799
Madonna?
408
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,509
In America, you call Her
Mrs. Davis.
409
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,595
- Oh.
- In Italia, Madonna.
410
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,722
Yeah.
411
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,474
Well, I've got
some "I-talia" for you.
412
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:11,521
You both can mangia my balls.
413
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,237
No, wait.
414
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,866
No, no, no, no, no.
415
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,955
Um, oh, excuse me, señor?
416
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,292
Uh, scusi, signore.
Uh, signore.
417
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:17,170
What, uh, what--
what happened here?
418
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,215
Ah, last night,
there was big--
419
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,299
big fire.
420
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,926
Uh, bakery gone.
421
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,511
What happened to Maria?
422
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,012
You're looking for Maria?
423
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:30,100
Yes, Maria of
Maria's Famous Original Bakery.
424
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,769
Sei fortunato, eh, Sister?
425
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:36,398
This here is
"Original Maria Famous Bakery."
426
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,941
Yep.
427
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,317
And you're looking for
428
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,861
"Maria's Famous
Original Bakery,"
429
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,115
which is just there.
430
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,866
Oh.
431
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,451
Grazie.
432
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,536
Grazie mille.
433
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,329
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
434
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,914
I was thinking here,
"Oh, no, no!"
435
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,041
Okay, yep, great.
436
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,881
Maria?
- Ciao.
437
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,804
Uh, avere una... cake.
438
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,473
Ah, you have come
to the right place.
439
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:11,891
Any particular cake?
440
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,893
Um, well, I guess
441
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:17,856
I will know the right one
when I see it?
442
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:21,026
Mm-hmm.
443
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,967
Uh, that one.
444
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,844
- That one?
- Actually, no.
445
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:51,014
I think my finger landed
on the one just behind it.
446
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,849
Oh.
447
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,476
So it did.
448
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:58,480
Looks like you have chosen
the King Cake.
449
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,607
Dude, the King Cake, totally.
450
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,984
You know nothing about
this cake, do you, Sister?
451
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,778
Not a thing, no.
452
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:09,032
The King Cake is eaten
every year on Three Kings Day,
453
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:14,204
when the cake itself chooses
who gets to be king.
454
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,873
We hide a baby inside,
455
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:20,543
and whoever finds it
in their slice is chosen,
456
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,630
anointed for just one day.
457
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,966
So sorry--
you put a baby in the cake?
458
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:30,387
Mira, look.
459
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,222
It's plastic.
460
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,225
And it's meant
to represent the baby Jesus.
461
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,394
Now, turn away while I hide it.
462
00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:39,604
Go on. No peeking.
463
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:45,485
I mean, the cake
is not actually for me.
464
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,278
Oh.
465
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,030
Then who is it for?
466
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,783
You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.
467
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:55,578
I really must insist, Sister.
Who is this cake for?
468
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,456
It's for the pope.
469
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,542
I see.
470
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,631
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey!
471
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,092
The pope
does not get my cake!
472
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,301
Okay, okay!
473
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,636
Please--whoa, stop!
Stop!
474
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:12,637
This is a bakery!
475
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,930
And you are a baker!
476
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,765
And you've got
to sell me a cake!
477
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:18,309
You are right.
I'm sorry.
478
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,061
I overreacted.
479
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,605
I will bake you
a new King Cake.
480
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,649
Thank you.
481
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,193
For 1 million euro.
482
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,078
Streetlight.
483
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,663
Crosswalk.
484
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,040
Zebra.
485
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,875
Harbinger.
486
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,835
Keanu. Train track.
487
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,211
Streetlight.
488
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,546
Crosswalk.
489
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,882
Zebra.
- Why do you keep saying that?
490
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,675
It's a verbal captcha.
491
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:53,178
It's a non-sequitur
string of words
492
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,679
that sends
the Algorithm in your ear
493
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:57,057
into an infinite-loop
processing error.
494
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,391
Streetlight...
495
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,894
There is no Algorithm
in my ear.
496
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,734
I would advise you
to keep quiet.
497
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,944
I would advise you
to ground your performance.
498
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:12,614
You're way too big.
499
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:20,705
Enter stage right with
these fake-ass cardinals.
500
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:24,501
- Psst. Hola.
- Hola.
501
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,169
- What's escape plan?
- Escape plan?
502
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:27,754
Oh, there's an escape plan?
503
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,507
Well, Madonna brought you
to rescue me, didn't She?
504
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,675
Yeah, man.
505
00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:34,177
Madonna sent me here
to rescue you.
506
00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:35,595
She just wants you to do
a few bars
507
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,972
from "Like a Virgin,"
only the chorus.
508
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,936
No sense of humor.
All right, no.
509
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:45,939
The Algorithm did not send me
here to rescue you.
510
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:48,441
But then why are you
wearing those shoes?
511
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,694
She gave them to you, yes?
512
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:53,029
Perhaps--
513
00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:56,449
perhaps She has not
brought you here to rescue me,
514
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:59,077
but so that I may rescue you.
515
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:00,787
What, from my pain?
516
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,288
Bullshit!
517
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,958
She brought me down here
for one reason:
518
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,918
break me,
519
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:10,463
probably 'cause She suspects
I'm an integral part
520
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,674
of an underground
organized resistance
521
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,968
committed to destroying Her.
522
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:19,347
And the second I give it up,
kaboom, kaboom, kaboom.
523
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:21,808
These walls fall down,
and boom,
524
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,644
I'm on a sound stage
in Orlando, Florida,
525
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:28,106
and you're there,
giving the slow clap
526
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:31,443
as you pull off
your obviously fake beard.
527
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:33,111
So you're a part of
an underground
528
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:34,904
organized resistance?
529
00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:37,073
You think they will come
and rescue you?
530
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,038
Oh, okay.
531
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:44,873
So that's the play?
532
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:50,295
Well, let me be perfectly
fucking clear, "The Pope."
533
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:54,507
Even if I was, hypothetically,
part of a crew comprised
534
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,676
of highly trained,
highly capable,
535
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:59,179
wickedly-talented operatives,
536
00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:01,139
they would immediately know
I was kidnapped
537
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:03,975
just to lure them out
and recognize it as bait,
538
00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:07,479
because what kind
of amateur halfwits
539
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:12,025
would fall for such
an obvious fucking trap?
540
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,194
All right, mates,
let's make like college girls
541
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:16,112
sharing a dorm and sync up.
542
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,198
T-minus three minutes
from the drop.
543
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:20,867
You're positive our intel
is sound on the coordinates?
544
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,827
Priests aren't supposed
to own property.
545
00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:25,538
This motherfucker
has his name on 200 acres
546
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,374
in the middle of France?
547
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,708
No satellite imagery.
548
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,628
Means that someone
doesn't want us to see
549
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:34,297
what he's hiding
on those 200 acres.
550
00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:36,591
- Black site?
- Motherfucking black site, yo.
551
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:37,717
- Motherfucker.
- Black site!
552
00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:40,804
What?
553
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:42,055
Why are you always yelling?
554
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,640
So people
will fucking listen.
555
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,850
What do you want, nun?
- 1 million euro.
556
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,977
What makes you think I have
access to that kind of cheese?
557
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:50,271
Uh, your tricked-out
headquarters,
558
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:53,400
stupid outfits,
ridiculous weapons, vehicles,
559
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,193
seemingly endless supply
of burner phones?
560
00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:57,570
Well, uh, we are experiencing
561
00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:00,073
a bit of a cash flow issue
right now,
562
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,535
in the sense that all
of our cash flows from Wiley.
563
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:06,830
He never signed away
his inheritance.
564
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,456
Wiley's using
his inheritance
565
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,208
to liberate mankind,
566
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,377
which is why, my friend,
it's mission critical
567
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,795
that we liberate him.
568
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,588
But here's an idea, nun.
569
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,882
Ask the Algorithm
for the money.
570
00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,176
You're supposed
to be earning its trust.
571
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,804
Nothing builds trust
like being in debt.
572
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,098
No. I don't know.
I don't wanna ask Her.
573
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,936
Sorry, gotta go.
Time to fly.
574
00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,042
Okay.
575
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:07,515
Oh, look.
Susie's got wings.
576
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,476
to be bestowed
this great honor
577
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:11,227
by the magnificent Algorithm.
578
00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:14,314
Scusi, scusi. Scusi.
579
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,694
Scusi, scusi.
580
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,989
Telefono? Mrs. Davis?
581
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,991
- I speak English.
- Oh, great.
582
00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,118
Great. Sorry.
583
00:30:27,118 --> 00:30:29,621
I need to talk to Her.
Can you proxy?
584
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:32,707
Carlo.
585
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,794
Thank you so much.
586
00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:37,170
- Ah!
- Oh, wow.
587
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:39,881
Grazie.
- Si.
588
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,132
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
589
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,681
- Simone.
- Hi.
590
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:50,350
It's nice to see you in Rome.
591
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:55,105
That is a very intuitive place
to look for the Holy Grail.
592
00:30:55,105 --> 00:30:56,523
Yeah, yeah, yep.
593
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,024
That's exactly
what I'm doing here.
594
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,694
I have an amazing lead in Rome.
595
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:03,738
But the thing is,
I-I just need--
596
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:08,243
I need 1 million euro, please.
597
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:10,954
Please.
598
00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:15,625
Will satisfying this request
make you happy and content?
599
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:18,253
Yes?
600
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:19,587
Okay.
601
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:23,049
Uh, can you please tell me
your wiring information?
602
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,635
No, I--I mean,
I don't have, like, accounts.
603
00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:27,095
At the convent,
Mother Superior--
604
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:30,265
Ah, 1042?
605
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,307
What?
606
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,559
Redirect?
607
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,643
What? I--
608
00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:36,438
1042?
609
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:38,106
Sandy Springs? Oh!
610
00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:39,149
You okay?
611
00:31:39,149 --> 00:31:40,400
Uh...
612
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:43,945
Not a problem.
613
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:48,074
I am working on retrieving
the cash for you now.
614
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:51,536
So you're just gonna give me
1 million euro,
615
00:31:51,536 --> 00:31:54,122
no questions asked?
616
00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:57,125
Well, it's the least
I can do for you, Simone.
617
00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:01,629
After all, I'm responsible
for your father's death.
618
00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:07,010
Stand by.
619
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:10,055
Here we go.
- I don't understand.
620
00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:13,725
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
621
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,037
Grazie.
622
00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:36,623
I'm sure it is
for a good cause.
623
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:44,297
Grazie.
624
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,722
Oh, okay. Thanks. What?
625
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:17,163
Hey.
626
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:20,458
I've got 40 more bags outside.
627
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:43,189
Hey, what's Jesus like?
628
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,943
- Sorry?
- You know, Christ Almighty.
629
00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:49,529
King of Kings, Lord of Lords,
630
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:50,864
manger boy.
631
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:54,492
You're the pope, right?
You'll must be close.
632
00:33:54,492 --> 00:33:55,618
Is He tall?
633
00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:59,497
He seems serious,
like, no sense of humor,
634
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:01,666
probably from
all the suffering and shit.
635
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:04,919
My son, you speak
as though you're jealous.
636
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:07,172
What?
No, not a chance.
637
00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:11,009
No, no, no.
638
00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:13,261
I mean, sure, my ex is a nun.
639
00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:15,722
She is taking
the marriage to Christ thing
640
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:17,307
pretty literally.
641
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,976
I mean, she says that she
actually hangs out with the guy,
642
00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:24,105
and that they, like, do stuff.
643
00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:29,027
Sex stuff.
644
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:31,696
But that's impossible, right?
645
00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:33,531
Because Jesus isn't real.
646
00:34:33,531 --> 00:34:37,452
And even if He was,
He wouldn't do that.
647
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,162
Right?
648
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,039
I would not put it past Him.
649
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,791
Wait, what?
650
00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:49,255
Some children desire
to meet Father Christmas.
651
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,715
Weird segue.
652
00:34:50,715 --> 00:34:51,800
All I ever wanted
653
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,885
was an audience
with the Son of God.
654
00:34:53,885 --> 00:34:55,720
That was my obsession.
655
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,973
But my parents told me
that only the pope himself
656
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:01,768
can access Jesus Christ.
657
00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,937
"Very well," I said.
658
00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:05,772
"I will become the pope."
659
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,735
Five decades of study,
660
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:12,779
of unbreakable devotion,
661
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:16,658
of miserable politics,
but at last...
662
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:23,331
I--I was elected Holy Father.
663
00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:27,669
And the day of my inauguration,
I fell deep into prayer,
664
00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:29,504
deeper than ever before.
665
00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:33,133
In this moment,
I was transported.
666
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:37,929
And there He was,
in all His glory.
667
00:35:37,929 --> 00:35:41,433
And you know what He did?
668
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:43,101
He gave me the finger.
669
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,436
Jesus flipped you off?
670
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,729
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This finger.
671
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,897
- No, that's not--
- A lifetime of anticipation
672
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:51,276
for just a moment with Him,
and He told me to wait.
673
00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:53,945
So you cozied up
with His nemesis,
674
00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:55,280
the Algorithm.
675
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,865
- Why wouldn't I?
- Just saying.
676
00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:58,408
She always listens.
677
00:35:58,408 --> 00:35:59,617
She's always there,
678
00:35:59,617 --> 00:36:02,704
and not just for the pope,
for all of us.
679
00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:05,582
And now that She's here,
why should I continue
680
00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:09,127
to devote myself
to some ladies' man?
681
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:10,754
Ladies' man?
682
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,422
That's why Jesus
made me wait--
683
00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:14,424
because He was with a woman.
684
00:36:14,424 --> 00:36:17,385
She's the reason He left me
standing in His restaurant
685
00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:18,636
like a neglected child.
686
00:36:18,636 --> 00:36:20,388
Did you say His restaurant?
687
00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:21,514
Si, si, si.
688
00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:23,975
What did this woman
look like?
689
00:36:23,975 --> 00:36:25,143
Oh, she had red hair.
690
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:27,020
Oh, thank fuck.
It's Clara.
691
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:29,105
Yes. Yes.
692
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:30,315
Clara.
693
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:32,567
She's the reason
I'm imprisoned here,
694
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:34,736
for it was the very same woman
in the tape.
695
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,071
The tape?
696
00:36:36,071 --> 00:36:38,406
You're talking about
Hans Ziegler's mystery tape.
697
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:40,325
Si, si.
698
00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:43,453
One month ago,
Madonna sent me on a quest:
699
00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:46,664
to find a tape in one
of the offices of the Vatican
700
00:36:46,664 --> 00:36:49,709
and upload it
to Padre Ziegler's office.
701
00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:54,631
I found the tape,
but I was discovered.
702
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:55,882
All right, that's enough.
703
00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:57,676
In that moment,
they imprisoned me,
704
00:36:57,676 --> 00:37:01,262
but not before I saw--
- I said enough!
705
00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,515
I will never learn
Clara's whereabouts,
706
00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:04,849
where she's hiding the Grail,
707
00:37:04,849 --> 00:37:06,851
or how this man came
to be wearing those shoes
708
00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:10,480
if you keep telling him
fucking everything!
709
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,066
My son, please.
710
00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:14,901
This isn't who you are.
711
00:37:19,197 --> 00:37:21,700
Who I am?
712
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:25,412
You didn't even know
I existed until a month ago,
713
00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:27,372
when you finally saw fit
to descend
714
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,874
from your golden throne
and step into my office,
715
00:37:29,874 --> 00:37:32,836
only to steal from it!
716
00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:35,547
But you want to know
who I really am?
717
00:37:35,547 --> 00:37:38,383
I am the one who will
at last return
718
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,843
the Holy Grail
to its rightful--
719
00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:46,474
Holy shit.
720
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,018
Oh, man. Wow.
721
00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:50,603
I didn't know you guys
were doing stunts.
722
00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:01,239
So tell me about your mother.
723
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,824
About my mother?
724
00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:04,909
- Uh-huh.
- Why?
725
00:38:04,909 --> 00:38:06,202
You are a nun.
726
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:08,788
That means
your mother failed you.
727
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:12,250
Well, she, um...
728
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:15,962
I, um--
729
00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:18,006
Why do you hate the pope?
730
00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:22,552
Oh, the pope, that pope,
731
00:38:22,552 --> 00:38:25,889
the heavenly father,
His Holiness.
732
00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,435
Baking was not
my first chosen vocation.
733
00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:33,229
Can you guess what was?
734
00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:34,689
Carpentry?
735
00:38:34,689 --> 00:38:37,275
You're a natural
with that mallet.
736
00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:38,943
No.
737
00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:41,905
Ever since I was a child,
738
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:44,741
I wanted to be the pope.
739
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,243
And you laugh.
740
00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:49,204
Of course you do.
Everyone did.
741
00:38:49,204 --> 00:38:53,124
"Girls cannot be popes.
Don't be silly, Maria."
742
00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:56,252
But I did not understand then,
and I do not understand now.
743
00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:59,756
What makes me less deserving,
less worthy than any man
744
00:38:59,756 --> 00:39:02,217
who ascends
to the station of the papacy?
745
00:39:02,217 --> 00:39:05,136
I excelled in divinity school.
746
00:39:05,136 --> 00:39:08,682
But there is only so far
a woman can go in the church.
747
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:13,687
So I mastered a new skill,
"something appropriate."
748
00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:15,772
You learned to bake.
749
00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:17,023
Si.
750
00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:19,526
And I'm damn good at it too.
751
00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:22,821
You better be for what
I am paying for this cake.
752
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:24,447
Hmm.
753
00:39:24,447 --> 00:39:27,659
The pope is not more divine
nor qualified.
754
00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:30,161
The only thing he has
that I do not is a ding-a-ling.
755
00:39:30,161 --> 00:39:31,371
Amen.
756
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,164
No matter how many of you
he sends,
757
00:39:33,164 --> 00:39:37,043
he does not deserve my cake.
758
00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:38,712
Um, the, uh--
759
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:41,840
others came looking for
this cake before me?
760
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,509
Almost every day
for the last week.
761
00:39:44,509 --> 00:39:47,804
Were those others--
were they women?
762
00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:51,349
Si, just like you,
the pope's errand girls.
763
00:39:53,018 --> 00:39:55,020
I am not
the pope's errand girl.
764
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,688
Oh.
765
00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,441
Then whose errand girl are you?
766
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:11,703
I'm not sure you understand
what marriage to me might mean.
767
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:14,372
Well then, I'll learn.
768
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:35,852
Hi.
Uh, buongiorno, and bless you.
769
00:40:35,852 --> 00:40:37,520
I have something for the pope.
770
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,772
I'm on the list.
771
00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:40,940
- Name?
- Simone.
772
00:40:47,072 --> 00:40:49,407
Were those others--
were they women?
773
00:40:49,407 --> 00:40:50,575
Si, just like you.
774
00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:53,078
How many names
are on that list?
775
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:55,663
I am not
the pope's errand girl.
776
00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:57,874
Then whose errand girl
are you?
777
00:40:57,874 --> 00:40:59,125
You know what?
Nope.
778
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:00,251
Never mind. No.
779
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:01,795
No, no, no, no, no.
780
00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,569
Your call has been forwarded
781
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:28,154
to an automatic
voice message system.
782
00:41:28,154 --> 00:41:30,782
Disregard this, nun.
783
00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,535
This one's for my boy.
784
00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:36,329
We found
the black ops site, brother.
785
00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,914
You hear that silence?
786
00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:39,833
All our training's paid off,
787
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:41,459
and us fucking ninjas
are coming
788
00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:43,128
to save those sweet cheeks.
789
00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:45,296
Liberation imminent.
790
00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:47,090
JQ out.
791
00:42:04,357 --> 00:42:07,777
I told you bongos
this was a Vatican stronghold.
792
00:42:07,777 --> 00:42:09,487
Let's take 'em down.
793
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:25,003
Let's find our boy.
794
00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,212
Fan out!
795
00:42:38,224 --> 00:42:41,770
You got it.
You got it.
796
00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,146
So close.
797
00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:45,023
Man, I gotta say, The Pope--
798
00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:48,985
getting the keys
to land just out of reach?
799
00:42:48,985 --> 00:42:50,862
Bellissimo.
800
00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:52,155
If we don't get those keys
801
00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:54,574
before he awakens,
all is lost.
802
00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:58,161
What a highly specific
lasso-skills-required situation
803
00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:01,790
when I just happen to be a
four-time youth rodeo champion.
804
00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:03,708
This is no coincidence.
805
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:05,877
It's all by Her design.
- Mm.
806
00:43:05,877 --> 00:43:09,214
We were meant
to escape together.
807
00:43:09,214 --> 00:43:11,132
Padre, I don't do together.
808
00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:16,638
Perhaps that's
the source of your pain.
809
00:43:16,638 --> 00:43:19,891
Perhaps that's why your nun
left you for Jesus.
810
00:43:21,976 --> 00:43:23,311
Give me that rope.
811
00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:29,234
I would like to state
for the record
812
00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:31,194
that I continue to believe
this is all bullshit,
813
00:43:31,194 --> 00:43:33,279
but I am fucking bored now.
814
00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:37,409
So let's just get this
over with,
815
00:43:37,409 --> 00:43:40,245
shall we?
816
00:43:40,245 --> 00:43:41,913
All right.
817
00:43:41,913 --> 00:43:44,332
Yee-haw.
818
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:49,838
Yes. Yes.
819
00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:53,425
Congrats, The Pope.
You're free.
820
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:03,268
Why didn't you use them
to release yourself?
821
00:44:03,268 --> 00:44:07,313
Because that is exactly what
the Algorithm wants me to do.
822
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:09,107
My son,
823
00:44:09,107 --> 00:44:12,318
why are you so certain
that Madonna wants to hurt you?
824
00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:22,120
- Ay, Dios mío.
- Yeah.
825
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,039
You know, they're supposed
to give these things out
826
00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:25,707
based on probabilities.
827
00:44:25,707 --> 00:44:28,335
Old people get dates
a couple years down the line.
828
00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:32,339
Somebody my age,
it should be decades.
829
00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:34,841
But not me.
830
00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:37,802
No, my time's up in eight days.
831
00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:49,647
Now I understand
why you don't want
832
00:44:49,647 --> 00:44:51,149
to leave this prison:
833
00:44:51,149 --> 00:44:53,401
because you know
what is outside that door
834
00:44:53,401 --> 00:44:55,195
is the truth.
835
00:44:55,195 --> 00:44:59,824
My son, the truth
shall set you free.
836
00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:07,499
All right, fuck it.
Okay, Pope, let's go.
837
00:45:11,961 --> 00:45:13,546
Bravo.
Bravo.
838
00:45:17,926 --> 00:45:19,678
JQ!
839
00:45:19,678 --> 00:45:21,346
We found something.
840
00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:22,889
Come on!
841
00:45:25,350 --> 00:45:26,893
Whoa.
842
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:29,646
Wow, you guys
really commit to the bit.
843
00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,690
It will be an exit up there.
844
00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:33,191
All right.
845
00:45:36,152 --> 00:45:38,405
JQ!
There's something under here.
846
00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:40,740
Everybody dig!
847
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:43,743
Oi, guys, hurry up!
848
00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:45,328
Hurry up!
849
00:45:45,328 --> 00:45:46,871
Wait!
850
00:45:46,871 --> 00:45:48,957
Come back!
851
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:51,543
Wait!
- All right.
852
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:53,378
All right,
keep digging, mates.
853
00:45:54,754 --> 00:45:56,464
Sweet baby Jesus.
854
00:45:56,464 --> 00:45:58,550
It's a trapdoor.
855
00:46:00,885 --> 00:46:02,554
Where's the door?
856
00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:06,057
- Stop!
- This way.
857
00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:09,019
You don't know
what you've done.
858
00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:11,563
Stop!
859
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:12,731
Freedom.
860
00:46:16,651 --> 00:46:18,486
all: Heave!
861
00:46:18,486 --> 00:46:21,448
Heave! Heave!
862
00:46:24,909 --> 00:46:28,705
Heave! Heave!
863
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:30,040
Heave!
864
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,291
Out of the way!
865
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:33,126
I'ma get you out of there,
Wiley!
866
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:35,920
I won't stop
until you're free!
867
00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:47,015
JQ, are you all right?
868
00:46:47,015 --> 00:46:49,684
I'm okay.
869
00:46:55,732 --> 00:46:57,734
What do you see?
870
00:47:06,743 --> 00:47:08,453
Is Wiley down there?
871
00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:14,376
No, mate.
872
00:47:18,546 --> 00:47:20,215
Shoes.
873
00:47:24,969 --> 00:47:27,555
Fucking sneakers.
874
00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:37,649
Well, a little rain
never hurt anyone.
875
00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:01,131
My doppelganger!
876
00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:03,550
Imposter! Arrest that man!
877
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,844
Oh, shit.
878
00:48:09,431 --> 00:48:12,851
We're at the actual Vatican?
879
00:48:12,851 --> 00:48:15,353
Where else would we be?
880
00:48:20,191 --> 00:48:21,568
Don't touch me!
881
00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:23,069
I am the pope!
882
00:48:31,036 --> 00:48:32,787
You can't do this!
883
00:48:32,787 --> 00:48:34,622
Get your filthy hands off me!
884
00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:52,784
Are you okay?
885
00:49:52,784 --> 00:49:55,161
Are you okay, Sister?
Are you okay?
886
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,794
Simone?
Simone, are you choking?
887
00:50:04,963 --> 00:50:06,589
Hey, hey.
888
00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:10,635
Is it working?
889
00:50:10,635 --> 00:50:13,138
Hey, what is it?
What is it?
890
00:50:15,473 --> 00:50:17,100
Hold on. Hold on. Hey.
891
00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:34,159
That's the last person
known to be
892
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:35,326
in possession of the Grail.
893
00:50:35,326 --> 00:50:37,704
I believe her name is Clara.
894
00:50:40,373 --> 00:50:42,375
Here. Drink this.
895
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,258
How many?
896
00:50:50,258 --> 00:50:52,719
How many what?
897
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,931
How many did you send
to that bakery before me?
898
00:50:56,931 --> 00:50:59,517
We're finally gonna talk
about this, huh?
899
00:50:59,517 --> 00:51:01,353
Finally?
What does that mean?
900
00:51:01,353 --> 00:51:02,812
Just because
you won't acknowledge
901
00:51:02,812 --> 00:51:04,314
that I have
other relationships, Simone,
902
00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:06,649
it doesn't mean
that I don't have them.
903
00:51:06,649 --> 00:51:09,361
You want to know
what I coughed up?
904
00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:12,614
It was everything
that you fed me.
905
00:51:12,614 --> 00:51:14,991
I am not some groupie
who wants you all to myself.
906
00:51:14,991 --> 00:51:16,993
I-I understood exactly
what I was getting into.
907
00:51:16,993 --> 00:51:19,245
Pardon me for not wanting
to think about everyone else
908
00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:22,582
who got into it.
909
00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:24,292
Do you think
I took my vows lightly?
910
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,377
I understood.
911
00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:26,503
I understood what it means
912
00:51:26,503 --> 00:51:29,714
to be someone's
eternal... servant.
913
00:51:29,714 --> 00:51:31,883
I said it for you
because I love you.
914
00:51:31,883 --> 00:51:33,677
I love you so much
that I am willing to accept
915
00:51:33,677 --> 00:51:35,720
that I am not the only one,
as long as you accept this:
916
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:38,390
I am your wife,
not your goddamn errand girl!
917
00:51:40,141 --> 00:51:41,434
Boo-hoo, get over it!
918
00:51:54,864 --> 00:51:57,033
Look at us.
919
00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:02,956
We're back
where we started, Merlin.
920
00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:06,918
I'm dead.
921
00:52:06,918 --> 00:52:08,753
No.
922
00:52:08,753 --> 00:52:09,963
No such luck.
923
00:52:11,464 --> 00:52:13,049
Where the hell are we?
924
00:52:13,049 --> 00:52:14,759
We're at the Vatican.
925
00:52:14,759 --> 00:52:18,638
You might wanna watch
your language.
926
00:52:18,638 --> 00:52:20,098
What are you doing here?
927
00:52:20,098 --> 00:52:21,599
Long story.
928
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:24,019
Before I get into it,
929
00:52:24,019 --> 00:52:27,105
and considering the venue...
930
00:52:27,105 --> 00:52:30,442
I have a confession to make.
931
00:52:30,442 --> 00:52:32,944
Back home in Reno,
those Germans
932
00:52:32,944 --> 00:52:35,321
who kidnapped you, and then
we kidnapped them back,
933
00:52:35,321 --> 00:52:36,948
and then they admitted
934
00:52:36,948 --> 00:52:38,324
that they were working
for The Big D?
935
00:52:38,324 --> 00:52:39,284
Yeah, I'm remembering
all of this.
936
00:52:39,284 --> 00:52:40,785
Good.
937
00:52:40,785 --> 00:52:44,122
Yeah, so they weren't working
for The Big D.
938
00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:46,833
They were working for me.
939
00:52:49,878 --> 00:52:53,256
And look, I can give you
a whole bullshit rationale--
940
00:52:53,256 --> 00:52:54,549
I mean,
it's not total bullshit.
941
00:52:54,549 --> 00:52:56,509
The Algorithm is evil.
- Don't over-explain.
942
00:52:56,509 --> 00:52:59,304
Okay, thank you.
943
00:52:59,304 --> 00:53:03,183
The truth is, um,
944
00:53:03,183 --> 00:53:06,478
I was in pain.
945
00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:10,190
And I was hurting. Um...
946
00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:12,901
I think I just wanted
to be around you again.
947
00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:17,864
So I'm sorry I lied.
948
00:53:17,864 --> 00:53:19,574
That was wrong.
949
00:53:23,036 --> 00:53:25,330
I forgive you.
950
00:53:31,169 --> 00:53:33,213
It was such a dick move though.
951
00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,964
Watch your mouth, young lady.
952
00:53:34,964 --> 00:53:36,091
Tried to warn her.
953
00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:37,759
Is that the pope?
954
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:40,095
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm...
955
00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:41,888
Why is the pope
looking at me like that?
956
00:53:41,888 --> 00:53:46,851
Well, uh, Felipe here has been
very excited to talk to you
957
00:53:46,851 --> 00:53:48,186
ever since they brought you in
and saw
958
00:53:48,186 --> 00:53:50,647
what you were, uh, choking on.
959
00:53:50,647 --> 00:53:52,982
Please, Sister, I must know.
960
00:53:52,982 --> 00:53:55,860
This little baby--
961
00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:58,988
how did you come
to have it in your windpipe?
962
00:53:58,988 --> 00:54:02,867
I haven't seen one of these
since I was a niñito,
963
00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:07,122
when I used to put King Cake
on our altar for Jesucristo.
964
00:54:07,122 --> 00:54:09,374
I never knew if He got them.
965
00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:11,710
Never got a chance to ask.
966
00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:14,879
I mean, He--He sent me
to bring you the cake.
967
00:54:14,879 --> 00:54:19,676
I got the sense it was
some kind of peace offering.
968
00:54:19,676 --> 00:54:22,637
Felipe was in a little bit
of a beef with your hubby
969
00:54:22,637 --> 00:54:25,598
because He blew him off for--
970
00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:27,350
this is gonna make
your head explode--
971
00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:28,893
the red-haired woman.
972
00:54:28,893 --> 00:54:31,646
Mm, Jay never told me
that He knew her.
973
00:54:31,646 --> 00:54:33,982
He just handed me a sketch
and said she was
974
00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:35,567
the last person to have
the Grail.
975
00:54:35,567 --> 00:54:37,736
If she's so interested
in Clara,
976
00:54:37,736 --> 00:54:39,571
you should tell her
about the tape.
977
00:54:39,571 --> 00:54:41,573
What tape?
978
00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:45,076
This is what Madonna
sent me to find,
979
00:54:45,076 --> 00:54:49,205
the secret the priest
has been hiding for years.
980
00:54:53,209 --> 00:54:54,878
Watch this.
981
00:55:13,855 --> 00:55:15,315
What am I looking at?
982
00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,442
What is this?
983
00:55:17,442 --> 00:55:20,945
Wait for it.
984
00:55:20,945 --> 00:55:23,156
That's Clara,
the red-haired woman?
985
00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:24,574
Sorry, can you just
tell me what it is?
986
00:55:24,574 --> 00:55:26,659
Just watch.
987
00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:32,624
- So is she, like, an actor?
- You're not watching.
988
00:55:35,585 --> 00:55:36,920
Ermengard!
989
00:55:48,014 --> 00:55:50,517
- Wiley, that's the Grail!
- Yes, it is.
990
00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:53,019
Can you please just shush?
991
00:56:53,496 --> 00:56:56,666
announcer: Sometimes,
at the end of the road,
992
00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:59,377
when all seems lost,
993
00:56:59,377 --> 00:57:01,546
miracles happen.
994
00:57:18,563 --> 00:57:19,814
It's a commercial?
995
00:57:19,814 --> 00:57:21,566
Okay, you're still
not waiting for it.
996
00:57:21,566 --> 00:57:23,068
So it's all fake?
I don't get it.
997
00:57:23,068 --> 00:57:25,111
- Is it recording?
- Shoes. My shoes.
998
00:57:25,111 --> 00:57:26,112
I see the shoes.
999
00:57:26,112 --> 00:57:28,365
Okay,
can you point it at me?
1000
00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:32,827
Father Hans Ziegler.
1001
00:57:32,827 --> 00:57:35,205
By now, you understand
that I have in my possession
1002
00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:37,290
what you have spent
your lifetime
1003
00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:39,376
trying to get your hands on.
1004
00:57:39,376 --> 00:57:42,212
I wonder how the Vatican
will react when they know
1005
00:57:42,212 --> 00:57:44,798
what you did
to make this commercial,
1006
00:57:44,798 --> 00:57:49,052
if all those shoes you buried
came to the surface?
1007
00:57:49,052 --> 00:57:51,721
Consider this your warning, Father.
1008
00:57:51,721 --> 00:57:53,682
If you try to find me,
1009
00:57:53,682 --> 00:57:56,768
or if I so much catch
a whiff of you,
1010
00:57:56,768 --> 00:57:59,688
this tape goes everywhere.
1011
00:58:04,776 --> 00:58:06,444
Grail, Grail, Grail, Grail.
1012
00:58:06,444 --> 00:58:07,946
Whoa.
- Mm-hmm.
1013
00:58:07,946 --> 00:58:10,699
And if you don't believe me,
1014
00:58:10,699 --> 00:58:13,243
believe this, bitch.
1015
00:58:29,843 --> 00:58:30,802
What the f--
1016
00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:46,878
It's a commercial?
1017
00:59:46,878 --> 00:59:48,546
Her name is Clara.
1018
00:59:54,803 --> 00:59:57,722
It's the last person known to
be in possession of the Grail.
1019
00:59:57,722 --> 01:00:00,433
We're looking for Clara.
1020
01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:04,104
I'm going to see a man
about a cat.
1021
01:00:04,104 --> 01:00:05,438
We saw you on the tape.
1022
01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:08,358
Before I tell you
where Clara is,
1023
01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:11,861
you must first understand
who she is.
1024
01:00:11,861 --> 01:00:14,906
You want us to get
the Holy Grail?
1025
01:00:14,906 --> 01:00:17,450
That's crazy.
1026
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:19,411
That's crazy, right?
1027
01:00:19,411 --> 01:00:20,745
Mrs. Davis
has to be destroyed.
1028
01:00:20,745 --> 01:00:22,622
I'm the best weapon you've got.
1029
01:00:22,622 --> 01:00:24,749
You believe the Holy Grail
1030
01:00:24,749 --> 01:00:29,462
is an actual artifact
that is real?
1031
01:00:29,462 --> 01:00:32,632
I do.
1032
01:00:34,926 --> 01:00:36,928
For to be in service
of the asset,
1033
01:00:36,928 --> 01:00:40,181
is to do whatever it takes.
1034
01:00:40,181 --> 01:00:41,975
Are you fucking putting it on
till the [indistinct]?
1035
01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:44,102
You used to have feelings
for him.
1036
01:00:44,102 --> 01:00:47,022
Oh, my God.
1037
01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:49,065
Don't mess with that.
1038
01:00:49,065 --> 01:00:50,358
Might break it.
1039
01:00:52,485 --> 01:00:54,779
Are you all out of your
fucking minds?
1040
01:00:54,779 --> 01:00:56,031
Yeah.
1041
01:00:59,451 --> 01:01:03,038
I-I'm not saying
what she just said.
1042
01:01:03,038 --> 01:01:05,874
If you wanna know,
you can hear it yourself.
1043
01:01:11,254 --> 01:01:12,505
Hello?