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妳覺得這副怎麼樣?

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他需要墨鏡嗎?

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他什麼都不需要

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-但他要收到40份禮物
-天啊

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妳把自己的標準立得很高

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妳每年生日,他都還是會送妳企鵝嗎?

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不,是海鸚鵡

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-海鸚鵡
-對,海鸚鵡,沒錯

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如果我有時光機

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能讓我回去一次20年前的那一天

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當時我說覺得海鸚鵡很可愛
只要回去一次就好

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對,妳應該那麼做

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不,我只會做那件事,說到這個

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我要買海鸚鵡餅乾

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對,很棒,對,很可愛

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好,買幾份禮物了?

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加上放在家裡的那些,應該有37份了

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- 37份,好...
-對

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不如妳送他一些摩爾弗機台的代幣?

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是啊,達斯帝絕對不是個愛玩遊戲的人

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那不是遊戲

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卡珊,等一下,妳還沒玩過嗎?

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我還以為妳的消息都比我靈通

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不然那是幹嘛的?

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我不知道

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只是它會告訴妳,妳誕生在世上

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究竟有什麼意義

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我抽到“說書人”
我向天發誓,這感覺...

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就像有人窺進我的靈魂

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說出我的秘密夢想

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這樣啊,對於有秘密夢想的人來說
應該挺有幫助的

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妳去玩...

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-卡珊,去玩...動作快
-不要

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快點去玩就是了

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(探索)

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(你的)

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(人生)

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(潛力)

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(請輸入你的社會安全碼)

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(請按壓指紋)

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(即將揭曉你的人生潛力)

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(你的人生潛力)

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-小娜
-嘿

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怎樣?

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這是開玩笑的吧?

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這對妳來說是玩笑嗎?

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妳拿到什麼?

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就這些東西

49
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不...我是說從摩爾弗抽到什麼?

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我一直在替那些
抽到優秀潛力的人拍照,所以...

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我不覺得我的潛力好到值得拍照,所以...

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結帳吧

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-我要辦生日派對
-沒問題

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(貴族)

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《命運來敲門》

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-嘿
-嘿

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怎麼回事?你去哪了?

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我去玩了,屈服於眾人的壓力

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-不會吧
-對

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你是怎麼進店裡的?

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我叫醒強森先生

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他其實不怎麼生氣

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好,那你抽到什麼?

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我抽到“老師、吹口哨高手”

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什麼是老師吹口哨高手?

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不,是“老師,斜槓,吹口哨高手”

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-不,你有斜槓?
-我有斜槓,對,妳看

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對

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看來我有兩項平均發展的人生潛力

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而且我正在實現這兩種潛力

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-真是太棒了
-對

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我起先打從心裡覺得超不爽

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-但後來我去散步
-對

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我覺得其實這滿好的,就是...

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這樣很好,因為...怎麼說呢?
這證明我走上正確的路

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我真不敢相信你去玩了

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是啊

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-你原本超抗拒的
-是啊...

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我原本不敢跟你說我去玩過了

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因為你之前很...就是很往心裡去

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所以妳玩過了嗎?

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對

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我...

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“忠誠”,對,這張卡片也是對的

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-不是
-妳很忠誠

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什麼鬼?

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怎麼會?

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妳居然抽到“貴族”?

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-對
-哇

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-這是什麼意思?
-我不知道

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妳應該要嫁給王子之類的嗎?

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好,首先

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我不喜歡你認為我得嫁給貴族

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再來,我根本不把這當一回事

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因為這應該不代表什麼,就是...

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-對,不是,這就像...
-這根本不會是...

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-根本不代表什麼
-但我這張卡就超明確的

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對,但或許你抽到的卡有意義
而我的沒有

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對

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所以妳去玩的時候
我已經問妳有沒有玩過了嗎?

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妳之前說沒有

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應該是在你問了之後

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-應該是之後?
-對

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兩者的差異挺大的

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對,那時我肯定還不知道
你這麼介意那座機台

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我沒有介意

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我覺得很棒,鎮民玩得很開心

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看看我們

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我有兩項平均發展的人生潛力
而且正在實現

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而妳的完全無法實現,所以...

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好

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(親愛伊琪)

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安潔莉雅,謝謝

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因為我以為妳在說笑

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瑪莎,建護城河會造成太多安全問題

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我不答應

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比方說溺水

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我很不可理喻

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不,我很忙

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也許妳聽過一個遍及全鎮的活動
稱為鹿慶典

121
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那是我一手策劃的

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我會在下一次鎮民大會提出

123
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但我不會答應我做不到的事

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真是夠了

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我和瑪莎30年前就絕交了
她還是一直找藉口打給我

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卡珊,又是馬克杯嗎?

127
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妳最近那些作品就已經夠難賣了

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妳的酒杯和茶巾什麼的

129
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這些是T恤

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也許會比較好賣的方法是

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妳把我的東西放在“伊琪選物區”

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-而不是藏在後面
-別說傻話

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-大家會說我偏袒自家人
-媽,這是妳的店

134
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這裡也是我的辦公室
大家時時刻刻都在檢視我

135
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鎮長不管做什麼事都有政治意義

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{\an8}天啊,卡珊,這到底什麼意思?

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{\an8}(“鴨”到爆的女性主義者)

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沒什麼意思,搞笑而已

139
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這是妳當上女王後所做的第一件事囉?

140
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為人民製作毫無意義的搞笑T恤?

141
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-妳怎麼...
-小娜跟我說的

142
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跟妳說

143
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我在那機台抽到“舞者”
我還真的曾經是舞者

144
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但我可沒有到處跟人家吹噓

145
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我沒有吹噓

146
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我沒有,小娜剛好在那裡

147
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那支口紅是小娜推薦的嗎?

148
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也許她會在《鹿原文摘》刊一篇文章

149
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“口紅顏色和膚色不搭的女人”

150
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好,這和那件事完全無關

151
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我擦唇膏是因為我們今晚要辦晚宴

152
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-妳知道的
-妳辦晚宴幹嘛?

153
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-慶祝達斯帝生日
-卡珊,別對我不耐煩

154
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我總不可能記住每個人的生日

155
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-我又不是電腦
-但今天其實不是他生日

156
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他的生日在11天前

157
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我們為了妳,延後三次晚宴的時間

158
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若有列在我的行事曆,我就會去

159
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妳還有別的事嗎?我們說完了沒?

160
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說完了

161
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瑪蒂達皇后的表哥,這位布盧瓦的史蒂芬

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基本上就說...

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“對,亨利死前說我是他的繼承人”

164
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但大家都知道王位是要傳給瑪蒂達

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抱歉,莉蒂亞

166
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:11,236
妳報告得很好,也補充很多資訊

167
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只不過我發現大家都心不在焉

168
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我懂,大家怎麼可能專心聽歷史呢?

169
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,288
現在就有很多未解的難題

170
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與鎮上目前發生的事情有關

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尤其是那台詭異的摩爾弗機台
到底是哪裡來的?

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大家都在疑惑這件事

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摩爾弗到底是什麼意思?

174
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那是一種蝴蝶

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是一種蝴蝶,對,沒錯

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我也會上網查資料

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你還得上網查?
機台上有一個很大的蝴蝶標誌

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按壓指紋的時候

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也有蝴蝶圖案,接著長出蝴蝶翅膀

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莉蒂亞,我知道

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我只是覺得摩爾弗也許有別的意思

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或許也是一間公司的名字?

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所以我去查了一下

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大家都查過了,會查到摩爾弗藍蝶的圖片

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但找不到公司什麼的

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妳覺得公司會用同一個名字嗎?

187
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他們用我們的指紋和社會安全碼

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來做某種資料探勘,根本是唬人的詭計

189
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好,我以前根本沒按過指紋

190
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,252
強森雜貨店也沒有無線網路

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對,就算他們在蒐集我們的個資

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00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,005
我也沒說過我想當氣象學家

193
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甚至連想都沒想過

194
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不需要這樣

195
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誰說人的潛力不會變?

196
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真的不行,我玩了三次

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-好
-“摩爾弗”在希臘文是“勻稱”的意思

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古代希臘人認為摩爾弗藍蝶能捎來訊息

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揭露你的未來與遠大夢想,以及命運

200
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那是我貼在群組訊息的
別裝得一副妳很懂的樣子

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不是命運

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命運的意思是

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不管你怎麼做,事情都會發生

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潛力是指可能發生的狀況

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而且不見得是好事

206
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,586
你是不是抽到不好的卡?

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00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,257
-不,我只是...
-雅各,你抽到什麼?

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-我只是說...
-糟了,你抽到什麼?

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我要走了

210
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,139
-你沒事吧?
-對

211
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,850
你說我可以不用上
關於亨利一世的課,所以...

212
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,019
-好
-謝謝

213
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,272
你們真的讓他很不高興

214
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,900
別這樣,大家要學到教訓,好嗎?

215
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,402
各位,我們現在不能給雅各那麼大的壓力

216
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,446
那你還問他是否抽到不好的卡

217
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,364
-不
-他肯定抽到不好的卡

218
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,533
如果抽到好的,為什麼不跟別人講?

219
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,227
救命

220
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,522
救命

221
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,192
救命,有人嗎?

222
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,867
救命,救救我

223
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,494
嘿

224
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,080
-是誰?
-糟糕

225
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,248
雅各

226
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,585
嘿,你好嗎?

227
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,171
妳還好嗎?我很好

228
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,257
現在看到你,我覺得好多了

229
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:21,552
我撞到頭了,挺大力的,但我應該沒事

230
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,428
我試著別移動身體

231
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,389
因為大家都說這種時候不該移動

232
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,724
我的手機接在重機上

233
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,102
好,別動

234
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,937
-妳就待在這邊
-好

235
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,814
我會請人來幫忙,好嗎?

236
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,607
-好,很好,對
-好嗎?

237
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,942
-好
-好的

238
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,402
-沒事的
-好,媽的

239
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:41,238
-深呼吸
-我沒事,我很好

240
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:45,075
雅各,你行的...你是我的英雄

241
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:47,911
好

242
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,914
-老實說,我很擔心
-為什麼?

243
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,416
爸之前就很不爽那座機台

244
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,251
那時機台還沒說他已經達到巔峰

245
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,545
而現在媽成了人民的王妃

246
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,422
怎麼沒人聊這件事?

247
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,215
其實大家都在聊這件事

248
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,593
而且妳媽對此非常驕傲

249
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:06,597
我沒有對此很驕傲
妳非得現在傳簡訊嗎?

250
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:09,558
我在問小佩校長出車禍的事,可以嗎?

251
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,604
-小佩校長出車禍?
-我不想知道

252
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,273
小翠,妳呢?妳的潛力是什麼?

253
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,651
-“陶藝家”,對
-陶藝家,很酷

254
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,028
妳是說像哈利波特那樣嗎?

255
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,614
對,爸,像哈利波特那樣

256
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:24,865
是做陶藝品的

257
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,658
-對,謝謝
-對

258
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:31,330
我的其中一位學生玩了好幾次
每次的結果都一樣

259
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,414
對

260
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,625
真的嗎?

261
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,752
妳也是這樣嗎?妳到底玩了幾次?

262
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,462
-就幾次而已
-我抽到“舞者”

263
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,088
若有人想知道的話

264
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,507
這也沒什麼好驚訝的

265
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,718
我在紐約的職業生涯原本一帆風順

266
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,430
但後來發生了意料之外的事

267
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,143
有人想喝教皇新堡葡萄酒嗎?

268
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,394
好,我要

269
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,397
除了翠娜以外
有人想喝教皇新堡葡萄酒嗎?

270
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,275
卡珊,我不會拒絕,這瓶葡萄酒很好喝

271
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:04,363
這是2011年的酒
這個產區在那一年的產出特別好

272
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,657
你們會嚐到一絲草莓和皮革的香味

273
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,617
-哇
-我也喝一點

274
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,454
畢竟我們在慶祝

275
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,748
凱瑞,我以為要等到上甜點時再說

276
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:15,832
我等不及了

277
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,460
-你們終於要退休了吧?
-我們沒有要退休

278
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,796
但我們要轉換跑道

279
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,924
其實我們要離婚

280
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,428
什麼?

281
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,849
是摩爾弗讓我們想到的,我們非常開心

282
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,560
怎麼...

283
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,311
摩爾弗是怎麼讓你們想到的?

284
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,356
-好,我的卡片讓我發現...
-對

285
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,608
我真正需要的其實是獨處

286
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:47,114
所以我要以單身女子的身分
去歐洲旅行一年

287
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,576
現在是怎樣?

288
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,786
妳的卡片寫什麼?

289
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,371
-“療癒者”
-療癒者

290
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,539
“療癒者”

291
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:59,543
宇宙在告訴我要自我療癒

292
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,172
或者是指醫生,就是妳每天在做的工作

293
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:06,008
不,我不想再當醫生了

294
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,052
我受夠當醫生了,我在愛爾蘭時是醫生

295
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,972
我搬回來這裡接手我媽的診所

296
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:15,893
兒子,我從來沒撥過時間給自己
即便是我生病的時候

297
00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,144
真的沒有

298
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,604
我很需要這個提醒

299
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,981
-奶奶,真是太棒了
-寶貝,謝謝

300
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,901
-我抽到“男模特兒”
-最好是啦

301
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,152
還特別指名是男的?

302
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,738
我多年來一直跟他說他身材很好

303
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:28,822
是啊

304
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,283
-稱讚我是妳的職責
-顯然不再是這樣了

305
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:35,579
凱瑞已經和一家經紀公司簽約
他們主要負責區域廣告

306
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,581
-是什麼?賣場廣告...
-對

307
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,499
還有帥氣的聖誕老人

308
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,168
-屁啦
-帥氣的聖誕老人?

309
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,419
對,誰知道?現在很流行

310
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,296
這對我們會很有幫助

311
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,007
那天艾洛伊絲和我才在開玩笑

312
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,759
我說:“我們幾年前就該離婚了”

313
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,136
-爸,還真好笑
-不,但我們很慶幸沒離婚

314
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,973
因為我們知道父母分手
會讓敏感的孩子很難過

315
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,934
不,我現在也超難過

316
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,977
沒關係,別管我

317
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,564
伊琪,希望妳不會...我不是在說妳和瑪莎

318
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,651
當然不是每次分手都會造成傷害

319
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,903
卡珊就完全沒受到影響

320
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,570
艾洛伊絲,別擔心

321
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,740
這種小事不會冒犯到我

322
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,368
而且我不必別人提醒我,我的女兒很優秀

323
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,204
謝謝你們招待這頓晚餐

324
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,208
還有,達斯帝,生日快樂

325
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,710
對,這是我的生日派對

326
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:25,753
奶奶,再見

327
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,758
哇,真抱歉

328
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,885
我不是故意惹惱妳媽媽

329
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,554
我不是在說她

330
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,305
但她覺得什麼事都跟她有關,所以...

331
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,057
那你們依舊相愛嗎?

332
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,600
天啊,對

333
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,645
兒子,相信我,比以前更愛了

334
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,315
所以我們才要放彼此自由

335
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,990
兒子,我知道這一時之間很難消化

336
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,075
但你只要相信我們就好

337
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,828
我們正為彼此與我們的感情做出好的決定

338
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,997
-你有刻意繃緊手臂肌肉嗎?
-沒有

339
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,623
我的手臂很放鬆

340
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,500
爸,你何時把肌肉練得那麼壯了?

341
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,460
我沒有練

342
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,964
頂多是稍微練一下而已

343
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,883
你可能會說“低調地練”吧

344
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,634
我絕不會那麼說

345
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,304
兒子,我只希望你能看到這件事的好處

346
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:19,683
這座機台幫助我們...

347
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:24,146
接納自己的新面向
也去瞭解彼此的新風貌

348
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,272
比方說你

349
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,692
你之前根本不知道我有稍微練一下吧?

350
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,196
-我也根本不知道你會吹口哨
-你現在在幹嘛?

351
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,323
兒子,我在和你坦誠相見

352
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,492
我也希望你能坦誠

353
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,077
我不想脫襯衫

354
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,831
兒子,我要你吹口哨給我聽

355
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,916
現在就吹

356
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,793
你是怎麼把胸肌練成兩塊的?

357
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,923
我做上胸臥推和上胸啞鈴飛鳥
中間不休息

358
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,300
還在兩塊胸肌之間塗防曬乳

359
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,302
我不喜歡盯著你的胸肌看

360
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,428
好吧

361
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:03,352
你要是不吹口哨給我聽
我就不把襯衫穿回去

362
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:10,192
我住在愛爾蘭那幾年

363
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:14,571
只要花50美元就能搭機去西班牙

364
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,407
我不知道我會這麼想念那件事

365
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,117
是啊

366
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,912
所以妳必須跟我說
有哪些推薦的歐洲旅遊地點

367
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,288
是啊

368
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,124
這問我準沒錯

369
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,837
不,等等,妳大學時
不是有一學期待在國外嗎?

370
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,463
我只有在義大利

371
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,716
只有在義大利,好

372
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,094
我住在托斯卡尼的蒙特普齊亞諾

373
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,137
蒙特普齊亞...再說一次

374
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,014
蒙特普齊亞諾

375
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,808
天啊,好好聽喔

376
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:48,647
那裡有家小酒館
我都在那裡看書、喝酒和...

377
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,192
-沒什麼啦
-妳原本要說什麼?

378
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,698
我也不知道
我每次喝蒙特普齊亞諾產的葡萄酒時

379
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,908
彷彿就能聞到亞麻籽油的味道

380
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,703
他們都用那種油清理小酒館的酒吧

381
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,747
妳應該要回去那裡

382
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,041
最好是

383
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,210
妳的行李箱多大?裝得下我嗎?

384
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,546
我可以折疊一下身體,我很嬌小

385
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:16,425
不,妳知道我完全不用考慮
就會把翠娜裝進手提行李

386
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:19,219
不好意思,我也能裝進手提行李

387
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,724
但我也希望這是一趟個人之旅

388
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,769
等等,我們為何要洗碗?

389
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,688
去看看男生們在幹嘛,走吧

390
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,079
糟糕

391
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,665
噢,天啊

392
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,958
寶貝,帥喔

393
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,252
是啊,我們在這裡做些男生的事

394
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,837
父子的相處時光

395
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,633
是啊,一般父子都是這樣相處的

396
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,092
那我就...

397
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,386
我就閃遠一點吧

398
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,515
這襯衫是怎樣?

399
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,433
你怎麼不...

400
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,644
寶貝,你為何要用那種方式拿襯衫?

401
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,898
(卡珊當侍酒師的東西)

402
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,620
老爹

403
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:27,829
別叫他“老爹”

404
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:31,083
天啊,你別扭了,太性感了

405
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,293
妳這麼說是因為妳是我的前妻

406
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,547
好,艾洛伊絲,我只想給妳這個

407
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:39,007
-聽好,這是葡萄酒的相關知識
-好

408
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,343
但也深入解析了各個地理位置,所以...

409
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,928
我以為妳只去過義大利

410
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,012
-這...
-對

411
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,682
我原本以為我會去法國,但...

412
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,226
-我不好意思拿這個
-不,別這麼想

413
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:51,270
而且我都沒在看了

414
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,731
謝謝妳

415
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,234
我要你們知道,我們很愛你們

416
00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,112
-媽,我也愛你們
-我也愛你們

417
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,865
-對,我們很愛你們倆
-對,爸,她剛才說過了

418
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:05,284
她剛才就說了,你滿身大汗,看看你

419
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,452
沒關係,他還是很香

420
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,291
好了,之後再聞我爸的味道
我送你們回家吧

421
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,001
好,寶貝,東西都拿了吧?

422
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,253
-愛你們喔
-保重

423
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,754
要乖喔

424
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,467
剛才是怎樣?

425
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:28,265
嘿,我知道你嚇了很大一跳

426
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:31,894
-對
-但他們看起來很開心

427
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:34,229
所以肯定是好事吧?

428
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:37,441
我是說...

429
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:41,445
我認為這非常草率

430
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:43,906
也很混亂

431
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:46,491
既然現在走台步和吹口哨的活動結束了

432
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,620
我們不必鼓勵大家離婚

433
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:52,164
這世上還缺離婚的模特兒嗎?

434
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:54,791
-我原本...
-這太瘋狂了吧?

435
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,668
大家都怎麼了?

436
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,921
大家為何這麼急著在一夜之間改變人生?

437
00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,715
妳幹嘛買特雷門琴給我?我們來談談這個

438
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,842
要談什麼?特雷門琴?

439
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:06,220
特雷門琴,對,就是特雷門琴

440
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,680
我又沒說要這個,不在我的清單上

441
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,932
妳到底...

442
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,602
妳買那個給我到底想表達什麼?

443
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:17,397
我只是想送你一個特別的東西,可以嚐鮮

444
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,399
因為我不特別

445
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,611
天啊,達斯帝,不是的,我的天

446
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:25,739
你很特別,你很棒

447
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,951
親愛的,但你爸爸要換新工作

448
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,369
你媽要環遊世界

449
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:33,330
你卻連嘗試一個小樂器都做不到?

450
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,415
-她說要去歐洲
-什麼?

451
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,709
不,因為妳說:“她要環遊世界”

452
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,877
她是說歐洲

453
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,922
好吧,你連去一個
別的大陸都不要,所以...

454
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,842
卡珊,我去過歐洲
不然妳以為愛爾蘭在哪?

455
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,136
達斯帝,你沒有真的去過歐洲

456
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:51,014
你來自歐洲,你哪裡都沒去過

457
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,850
抱歉喔,愛蜜莉亞艾爾哈特

458
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:56,979
我忘了妳20年前的那次小旅行
去過很多葡萄園

459
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,357
我也很抱歉

460
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:06,071
我很遺憾你對於開拓視野一點興趣也沒有

461
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:09,575
我也很抱歉我買了你沒跟我要的東西

462
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,952
-我接受妳的道歉
-不

463
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,413
你沒資格接受我假情假意的道歉

464
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:15,998
我完全接受妳的道歉

465
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,252
你之前問我快不快樂

466
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:23,714
你快樂嗎?

467
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,674
說啊,這樣是否快樂...

468
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:30,345
我不知道這樣快不快樂,卡珊

469
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,599
我完全不必想這個,照樣過得很好

470
00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:36,101
但現在因為某座蠢機台

471
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,519
我就得時時刻刻想這件事

472
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,730
我也得時時刻刻想這件事

473
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:43,525
我在想要怎樣變得更快樂

474
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,738
或許你也該想想

475
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,376
這倒新鮮

476
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,461
什麼?

477
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,463
妳和爸爸吵架

478
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,050
沒什麼好擔心的

479
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,511
-我們沒事
-我不擔心

480
00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:14,223
顯然只有真正開心的人才會離婚

481
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:18,018
妳知道品酒分成五個步驟嗎?

482
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,939
我不是那個...哇

483
00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:23,690
是哪五個步驟?

484
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,944
好吧,剛才那口算我請的

485
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:31,740
首先要觀察顏色

486
00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:34,952
哇

487
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:39,456
好,拿著酒杯,然後舉高,往亮光處傾斜

488
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,792
是紅色的

489
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,212
接下來要晃一晃,好

490
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,922
手腕輕輕轉動

491
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,676
好,現在酒醒了

492
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:53,470
妳有看到酒杯旁的細紋嗎?

493
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,931
-有
-這叫做酒腳

494
00:25:55,931 --> 00:26:00,018
我有問題,我們何時要喝酒?或只是...

495
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,062
跟我說妳聞到什麼味道

496
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,399
櫻桃味?

497
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,609
-沒錯,好,現在淺嚐一口
-好

498
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,949
淺嚐就好,對,很好

499
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,661
現在細細品嚐

500
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:29,006
那座摩爾弗機台真的讓妳很驚訝,對吧?

501
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,551
是啊

502
00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:35,345
我認為我發現

503
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:40,017
我想當一個讓妳欣賞的媽媽

504
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:41,977
妳是啊

505
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:47,357
不,但為了做到那一點,我就不能...

506
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,443
我不能表現出挫折,懂嗎?

507
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:53,488
我不能對未實現的夢想念念不忘

508
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,783
逮到機會就大肆貶低妳

509
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,329
我完全不知道妳在講誰

510
00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:02,331
純粹是假設而已

511
00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:04,041
當然

512
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,211
我不想搞砸妳的人生

513
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,048
我的人生已經搞砸了

514
00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:13,634
所以妳沒機會了

515
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,274
若這和那機台有關

516
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:32,069
我認為妳應該別對自己那麼嚴苛

517
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,613
除非妳把它當一回事,它才重要

518
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,163
翠娜,我覺得我想把那當作一回事

519
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,998
如果那樣...

520
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,126
我知道妳在笑我,但...

521
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:49,837
我沒在笑妳

522
00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:53,465
我只是很希望那代表某種意義

523
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:55,759
那...

524
00:27:57,803 --> 00:27:59,221
就讓它變得有意義

525
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,656
{\an8}(貴族)

526
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:15,631
{\an8}我要撤掉我所有的商品,不給妳賣了

527
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,257
我再回電給你

528
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,595
-妳說什麼?
-妳有聽到

529
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:26,308
不由得妳來決定別人想要什麼

530
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:27,559
好嗎?

531
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:31,355
妳覺得鹿原鎮民想買便宜的鹿商品嗎?

532
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:36,193
上次有人在鎮上看見鹿是什麼時候?

533
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:39,488
這裡不該叫做鹿原,應該叫“原野”就好

534
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:44,743
鹿雕像是熱賣商品,不像妳做的那些東西

535
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:46,662
是嗎?

536
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:50,123
好,那我們來看看
妳其他的熱賣商品,好嗎?

537
00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:51,917
像這個東西

538
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:57,965
{\an8}“家是家人相聚之地”
是這樣嗎?家是這種地方嗎?

539
00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:01,134
好,那這些東西我全包了

540
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,388
還有這塊石頭,因為大家都知道

541
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,557
“鹿原超讚”

542
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:08,892
妳知道什麼不讚嗎?

543
00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:12,104
在石頭上畫畫,在石頭上作畫一點也不讚

544
00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:14,898
在石頭上作畫他媽的超爛

545
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,608
妳不喜歡我的石頭嗎?

546
00:30:18,402 --> 00:30:20,237
席拉,我喜歡妳的石頭,超美的

547
00:30:20,237 --> 00:30:22,239
我只是在表達立場

548
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:26,285
其實我很想買一塊妳的石頭

549
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,162
這一小顆就要50美元?

550
00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:32,249
這些石頭很貴是因為畫了精緻的細節

551
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:33,750
好

552
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,961
跟妳說,我會回來買一顆石頭

553
00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:40,591
我現在兩手都沒空
因為我要拿走這些抱枕

554
00:30:40,591 --> 00:30:42,176
去跟鎮長告狀啊

555
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:55,063
好,我知道你不想這麼做

556
00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:59,151
但我真的覺得這能激勵大家

557
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,738
{\an8}我覺得很難為情

558
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:07,034
{\an8}我懂,但是這對店裡的生意有幫助

559
00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:12,956
{\an8}現在請把那張卡拿高一點

560
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,171
{\an8}(英雄)

561
00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,181
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

562
00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:51,013
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