1
00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,847
你還等什麼?

2
00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,270
玩玩看啊

3
00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,444
(摩爾弗,探索你的人生潛力)

4
00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,742
(探索)

5
00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,285
(你的)

6
00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,537
(人生)

7
00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,996
(潛力)

8
00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,498
(摩爾弗)

9
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,999
(你的人生潛力)

10
00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,009
-生日快樂
-生日快樂

11
00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,054
等一下,是誰...

12
00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,057
-祝達斯帝...
-祝爸爸...

13
00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:03,522
-祝你生日快樂
-祝你生日快樂

14
00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,859
-全都吹熄了
-耶

15
00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,819
你許了什麼願?

16
00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,070
我完全忘了許願

17
00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,488
你沒許願?

18
00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,949
嘿,有這麼棒的家人
我還需要許什麼願?

19
00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,951
真是太蠢了

20
00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,911
那你要我退回40份禮物嗎?

21
00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,706
我收到40份禮物?快拿來

22
00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,457
動作快一點

23
00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,211
-原味綜合堅果
-哇

24
00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,254
新的頭燈

25
00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,547
電池

26
00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,299
-這樣好多了
-好了,親愛的

27
00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,052
裡面有什麼?妳在吃什麼?

28
00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,095
(我40歲了,幹掉我啊)

29
00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,640
一件很幽默,卻又讓我覺得很慘的上衣

30
00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,142
我超得意的

31
00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,518
4美元

32
00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,104
-釘在一起
-爸,我愛你

33
00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,858
滑板車,不會吧

34
00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:51,612
天啊,沒錯
那個禮物超適合送給成年男子

35
00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,780
看,還附贈一頂迷彩安全帽

36
00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,241
因為騎上滑板車跟軍人沒兩樣

37
00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,493
-算吧
-好,妳可以去上學了

38
00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,661
謝謝

39
00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,246
-謝謝
-生日快樂

40
00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,164
(40歲生日快樂)

41
00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,248
小翠,謝謝

42
00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,502
-看這個,妳真的好棒
-看看你,好可愛

43
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,711
你會騎得很好,我等不及看你騎上去了

44
00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,839
我要再研究、熟悉一下

45
00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:11,924
好

46
00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,176
好

47
00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,387
這是個驚喜

48
00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,016
-太驚喜了
-好

49
00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,185
準備好了嗎?

50
00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,316
哇,看看這個

51
00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,986
這是...一個...

52
00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:33,987
特雷門琴

53
00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,113
-特雷門琴
-對...

54
00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,367
這是利用電磁波演奏的古早樂器

55
00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,952
完全不用碰到它

56
00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,621
-我有說要這個嗎?
-沒有

57
00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:43,747
沒有

58
00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,542
我只是覺得你可能會喜歡
因為你很有音樂細胞

59
00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,793
你老是在吹口哨

60
00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,670
你有驚喜到嗎?

61
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,380
親愛的,我超驚喜

62
00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,715
好耶,你知道還有別的吧?

63
00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,009
等你今晚回家

64
00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,429
若我沒有準備其他小驚喜
就不算替你過生日了

65
00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,306
-我的天啊
-是啊

66
00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,767
卡珊卓赫伯,今天都還沒禮拜四呢

67
00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,435
我知道

68
00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,481
呼,媽的

69
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,776
(強森雜貨店)

70
00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:55,944
(市場)

71
00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,701
嘿,伊琪,早安

72
00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,495
我想你是在向方丹鎮長道早安吧

73
00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,706
我就是這個意思,謝謝妳糾正我

74
00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,001
達斯帝,我看到你騎了新滑板車喔

75
00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,378
-超好騎的喔
-對

76
00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,047
它只需要來點火箭燃料

77
00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,089
-好
-兩份牛奶,一塊糖,謝謝

78
00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,800
壽星,這杯我請

79
00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,552
被你發現了

80
00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,221
我滿21歲了

81
00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,832
看來你發現我的新玩具了

82
00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,211
信不信由你
只要用那杯咖啡省下的2美元

83
00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:57,089
那東西可以讓你知道你人生的潛力

84
00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,134
真的假的?你從哪弄來的?

85
00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,261
不知道

86
00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,138
當時是雅各在顧店,禮拜五送來的

87
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,933
但是週末有很多人玩

88
00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:12,938
看起來對生意有幫助,所以我沒意見

89
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,525
馬里克先生,你覺得怎麼樣?

90
00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,360
那是你花過最有價值的2美元嗎?

91
00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:47,472
《命運來敲門》

92
00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,433
吉寶

93
00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:54,104
早安,賴瑞,早安,莉莎

94
00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:57,733
(鹿原高中)

95
00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,527
嘿,傑米,嘿,傑米C

96
00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,780
嗨,潔絲敏,新髮型,我喜歡

97
00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,327
嗨

98
00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,121
嗨,你們好嗎?

99
00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,123
嗨

100
00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,960
-嘿,喬許
-嘿,壽星,滑板車很帥喔

101
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,504
謝謝,可以借你

102
00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,589
-我真的會跟你借喔
-可能吧

103
00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,760
-嘿,在幹嘛?
-赫伯老師,你看

104
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,889
{\an8}猜猜看誰會是下一位優秀的“氣象學家”

105
00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,391
{\an8}你去過強森雜貨店了

106
00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,268
怎麼?艾賽爾,這是你的人生潛力嗎?

107
00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,938
沒錯,摩爾弗機台表示

108
00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,649
我有一天會打造火箭船

109
00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:41,151
那根本不是氣象學家的工作

110
00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,487
那張小卡搞不好是他自己做的

111
00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:44,821
-啊,被發現了
-什麼?不是

112
00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,698
誰需要那種白痴機台?

113
00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,493
莎瓦娜剛剛證明
自己有當刑事檢察官的潛力

114
00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:53,330
不...雅各當時也在,他親眼看我玩的

115
00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,708
小各...別這樣,幫我說點話

116
00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,338
我覺得那超瞎

117
00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:02,840
好吧

118
00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,386
我們說點好話,打開課本

119
00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,722
我們前一堂課講到亨利八世的多位妻子

120
00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,893
我們試試看用比他更快的速度
瞭解一下這幾位人物

121
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,397
他換人的速度超快,有夠扯

122
00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:22,025
(喬吉歐餐館,正宗義大利料理)

123
00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:26,029
(雷射槍戰)

124
00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,114
我喜歡,不

125
00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,992
所以如果想知道明天會不會下雨

126
00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:33,036
只要去問我班上成績最爛的學生
艾賽爾就行了

127
00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,580
也許我會喔,知道嗎?

128
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,164
誰說得準?

129
00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,334
也許這會鼓勵艾賽爾真的去...

130
00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,295
怎樣?去當氣象學家?

131
00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,256
或者就是相信他自己

132
00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,758
小娜抽到的小卡寫著“說書人”

133
00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,595
她說感覺好像有人窺進她的靈魂

134
00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:53,015
說出她的秘密夢想

135
00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,933
我覺得那不算秘密夢想

136
00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,852
因為她一直跟別人說自己是說書人

137
00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,104
她超愛講八卦的

138
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,399
好啦,對,但機台怎麼會知道?

139
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,734
很明顯是騙人的

140
00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,528
只有抽到優秀人生潛力的人
才會講出來給大家聽

141
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:11,825
沒人會說自己抽到
“鹿原鎮第三優秀的垃圾清潔工”

142
00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,703
你抽到那個嗎?

143
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,079
妳呢?

144
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,081
妳覺得妳的人生潛力是什麼?

145
00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,544
快來慶祝,這是你特別的一天

146
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:26,757
我們很高興你今天帶上家人來到這裡

147
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:33,722
在喬吉歐的義大利餐館與運動中心

148
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,059
你的心情永遠都會超級好

149
00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:43,857
因為我們帶來無窮歡樂
送上數不盡的食物

150
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,817
好耶

151
00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,736
唱得好棒,這真是...

152
00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,531
只是好像不是每位員工都有唱歌

153
00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,200
我懂,對啊,這裡好像有一小部分

154
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,953
-這邊的人沒有看著我們
-好安靜

155
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,204
你們為何非得來這裡?

156
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,747
我們是為了體會“無窮歡樂

157
00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,916
-和數不盡的食物”
-數不盡的食物

158
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,212
好了,各位,回去工作吧

159
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,756
她不知道我們是她的爸媽

160
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,801
妳認不出自己的爸爸媽媽

161
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,177
妳家的喔

162
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,222
-妳是我們生的
-對啊,翠娜

163
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,306
我們愛妳

164
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,892
-嘿...我能說什麼呢?
-嘿

165
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,686
這年頭很難找到好員工

166
00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,521
她這可是天生的

167
00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:26,650
我知道不是遺傳自卡珊
所以肯定是因為你

168
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,443
好了,喬吉歐

169
00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,153
開玩笑的...

170
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,698
鬧你的,稍微鬧一下而已

171
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,033
孩子們的潛力無限

172
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,120
說到這個,你們倆玩過摩爾弗機台了嗎?

173
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,664
-天啊
-我們才剛在說這個

174
00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,291
你們知道我抽到什麼嗎?

175
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,375
“超級巨星”

176
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:46,420
超準的吧?

177
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,505
我真的被嚇到了

178
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,340
-準到爆
-好誇張喔

179
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,717
我不知道你們記不記得

180
00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,052
我是紐約遊騎兵隊史上第一位

181
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,637
義裔美國人守門員

182
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:56,805
而且是最年輕的

183
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,349
-怎麼可能不記得?
-就印在菜單上

184
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,726
我原本潛力十足

185
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,686
(喬吉歐的故事,金額最高的保險給付)

186
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,980
後來接球的慣用手卻受到永久性損傷

187
00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:08,817
-當時我在做210公斤的硬舉
-是啊...我們知道這故事

188
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,528
-你當時能舉多重?
-但我想若不是因為那樣

189
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,447
-我就不會開這家店
-嘿

190
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,991
這也是我一輩子的夢想

191
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:19,203
對,所以我認為那詭異的機台能證明

192
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:22,331
“超級巨星”有很多種意思,達哥

193
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,708
達斯帝不肯去玩

194
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:25,834
真的假的?

195
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,212
為什麼?老哥,為何不玩?

196
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,297
你內心沒有想達成的目標嗎?

197
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,966
不為人知的野心或才華?

198
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,219
達斯帝很會吹口哨

199
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,263
還有其他不為人知的才華

200
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,766
很會吹口哨,哇

201
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,894
卡珊是個幸運的女人

202
00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:49,483
我的朋友,而你是非常幸運的男人
我從高中就這麼說

203
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,151
居然能娶到她

204
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,948
也許那就是你的人生潛力
“世上最幸運的男人”

205
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,408
-你覺得呢?
-對

206
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,369
我覺得我要的一切都到手了

207
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,079
也許你要的不夠多

208
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,337
兩位,好好享受這個夜晚

209
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,715
-嘿,去玩幾個遊戲,好嗎?
-好

210
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,385
-寶貝,快點,呼
-好...一定要的

211
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,265
媽的,小心

212
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,768
-我覺得是技巧問題,你會熱嗎?
-我得放開手腳

213
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,479
-對,穿這樣太拘束了
-對...脫掉吧,寶貝

214
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,357
寶貝

215
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,734
-不,我沒事
-零分

216
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:39,491
-幹
-噢

217
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,623
-你就拿到這些嗎?
-對

218
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,668
對,我覺得你們的遊戲機有問題

219
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,795
-壞掉了,壞了
-沒錯

220
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,131
恭喜你換到一支鉛筆

221
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:55,966
謝謝

222
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,551
我真的覺得很特別

223
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,937
也許我不只有一個不為人知的才華

224
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,647
妳想過嗎?

225
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,900
我想過幾次

226
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,277
那我呢?

227
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,614
妳?妳超棒的

228
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:20,991
我是最棒的一任嗎?

229
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,870
我只有妳這一任,所以沒錯

230
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,295
達斯帝

231
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,381
你覺得可以再上我一次嗎?

232
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:40,260
妳說什麼?

233
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,098
你覺得可以再上我一次嗎?

234
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,267
當然可以

235
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,520
-是嗎?
-對

236
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,357
妳要我像之前那樣,但再一次嗎?

237
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,025
對

238
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,445
-這倒新鮮
-是啊

239
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,738
妳是指現在嗎?

240
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,281
如果你行的話

241
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,574
我當然行,對

242
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,576
-是嗎?
-對,寶貝,為了妳都行

243
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,246
-好,我來幫你
-好...

244
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,790
寶貝,放輕鬆

245
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,042
好

246
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,135
跟妳說,我其實不確定現在行不行

247
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,972
-好
-抱歉,只是...

248
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,307
-我喝了兩杯鳳梨可樂達
-沒關係的

249
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,935
我以為喝完就要睡了

250
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,854
沒關係,我開玩笑的

251
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,315
對,因為我們剛剛才做過

252
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,654
卡珊

253
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,990
妳會吹口哨嗎?

254
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,743
會啊

255
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,480
什麼鬼?

256
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,363
(搜尋:屁股為何出現藍色點點)

257
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,658
你在傳簡訊給誰?

258
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,452
不,我沒有...

259
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,454
我只是在等早餐

260
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,750
抱歉,沒鬆餅了

261
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,293
你的生日過了

262
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,558
我又不是加入飛車黨

263
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,435
對吧?但我跟你說

264
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,522
我從小就想騎重機

265
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,190
所以唯一的解釋是

266
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:03,111
或許這機台在跟我說我沒那麼瘋

267
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,905
或者我真的瘋了

268
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,158
我把我所有的退休金
都砸在一台全新哈雷上

269
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,162
你看魯班神父

270
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,040
他的表情好像在說
“小佩校長真是個瘋婆子”

271
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,876
神父,你是這樣想的嗎?

272
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,837
好,聽我說,我覺得這很自然

273
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:23,006
想要相信一件好得不可思議的事

274
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:27,636
就像黛恩凱斯薇
說她在繡球花叢中看見上帝的臉

275
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,013
但就如同我問黛恩的那句話

276
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,391
妳原本在找什麼?

277
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,656
別擔心

278
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,409
我以前是球隊上第三會接籃板球的人

279
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,635
群眾聚在一起

280
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:13,265
觀看瑪麗王后
在喬治五世的就任儀式上接受冊封

281
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:16,310
在英國最偉大的...

282
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,312
在西敏寺

283
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:21,607
有更多人觀看

284
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,735
喬治六世與其妻伊莉莎白的加冕典禮

285
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:25,819
成為大英國協的...

286
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,864
(騙子)

287
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:32,701
國王與王后,以及印度皇帝與皇后

288
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,494
噓

289
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,455
他登上王位

290
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:40,083
因為他的哥哥愛德華退位

291
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,378
雅各,小各,等一下

292
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:48,634
-嘿
-赫伯老師,你生日過得開心嗎?

293
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:52,930
對,我過得超開心的,開心到不能

294
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,682
好像沒有這種說法

295
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,520
總之,我只想說
我們之後的上課內容是關於亨利一世

296
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:04,775
如果你不想上,那也沒關係

297
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,819
內容和手足相殘有關

298
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,198
我只是擔心你會不會因此感到不舒服

299
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:15,077
應該不會,畢竟我沒有殺害手足

300
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,037
而且他也不是國王,所以...

301
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,790
說得對,很有想法

302
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,625
我還想說

303
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,377
雖然大家都沒在談論科頓的事

304
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,505
但不表示大家忘記了

305
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,881
希望你知道這一點

306
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,716
我無法想像你正面臨的情況

307
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,470
要努力同時應付那些事
還要回來學校上課

308
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,515
而且也要在強森雜貨店打工

309
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,017
是啊

310
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,853
那應該超怪的吧

311
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,605
你那天在店裡值班

312
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,941
那詭異的摩爾弗機台就送來了

313
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,027
-我不想聊摩爾弗的事
-不,我也不想...

314
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:52,197
別...大家都很好奇那東西是哪裡來的

315
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:53,740
誰管它啊?

316
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,617
我才不管,關我鳥事

317
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,994
完全不關我的鳥事

318
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,788
但我很訝異強森先生居然覺得無所謂

319
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,665
老實說,那感覺很怪

320
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:04,793
如果有五台彈珠台出現在他的店裡

321
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:08,088
-他肯定想知道是哪來的
-赫伯老師,我不知道

322
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,424
是啊,大家好像都不知道

323
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,928
-我該回去上課了,所以...
-對,我也是,真的

324
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,556
嘿,對了,你怎麼知道我生日?

325
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,640
翠娜跟我說的

326
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,518
你們這學期修同一堂課嗎?

327
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,690
她把多數的課都退選了,所以...沒有

328
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,401
對,她把多數的課都退選了

329
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,532
我想我們得聊聊翠娜的狀況

330
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,035
妳知道她把多數的課都退選了嗎?

331
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,829
-這樣不好吧?
-達斯帝,別這樣

332
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,415
她很不好過

333
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,210
我知道...我只是...

334
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,087
我不要她利用這種情況什麼的

335
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,964
-利用?
-對啊

336
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,384
如果這會影響到她未來的話
今年對她來說很重要

337
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,469
好

338
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,472
你不希望她利用她男友過世的事嗎?

339
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,057
你覺得她是這麼做嗎?

340
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,518
不,我不知道她在做什麼

341
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,937
她以前和我們無話不談

342
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,980
現在我卻什麼都不知道

343
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,484
這有什麼不好的嗎?

344
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,947
也許你沒必要知道每個人發生的每件事

345
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:19,326
也許別人會想保有一些隱私

346
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,539
妳講了一句好怪又讓人心情很差的話
妳沒事吧?

347
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,290
-沒事
-好

348
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,709
因為妳好像有點不開心

349
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,671
-不開心?我好像不開心?
-不是那種不開心,就是...

350
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:34,007
-不然呢?
-沒有不開心...只是沒有開心

351
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,304
-是因為那座機台嗎?
-不是

352
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,431
妳有玩嗎?

353
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,433
沒有

354
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,603
-妳不快樂嗎?
-這話什麼意思?

355
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,066
妳現在的生活不快樂嗎?

356
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,325
你能不能收好你的東西?

357
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,620
我想用熱壓機,我需要一些空間

358
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,207
好

359
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,548
{\an8}(神奇八號球)

360
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,861
歷史學門是種改變的學科

361
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:23,325
我們不僅研究當時發生的事
也關注發生的時間

362
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,953
以及發生地點與原因

363
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:30,249
建造城堡、發起戰役

364
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,418
推翻政府與法律

365
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,379
但事情全都不是在一夜間發生

366
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,553
緊張局勢起起落落

367
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,765
衝突時有時無,情勢逐漸翻轉

368
00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:55,899
看似突然且驚人的改變

369
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,069
透過歷史的眼光來看

370
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:04,283
似乎全都不可避免

371
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,831
你上課要遲到了

372
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:30,976
嘿...

373
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:34,646
你在幹嘛?

374
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:38,025
老兄,你乾脆把機台打開
我們就知道你是怎麼辦到的

375
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:41,403
你以為這東西是我做的嗎?
我連手機都不太會用

376
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,198
誰都不准碰,知道沒?

377
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,451
你要我退你錢嗎?

378
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,331
我這就退錢

379
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:07,346
你怎麼做到的?

380
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,184
我一直把小時候的魔術書留在身邊

381
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,354
我玩了這機台以後...

382
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:18,440
(魔術師)

383
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,942
才知道原因

384
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,320
好,下一位換誰?

385
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,868
改變歷史的人

386
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:32,913
根本不需要一個藍色小信封
告訴他們該怎麼做

387
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:36,708
他們說出任務宣言,然後相信自己

388
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:40,504
他們努力穩定地追尋目標,做自己的主宰

389
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:41,880
他們沒拋下一切

390
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,300
去相信隨便的外在力量

391
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,760
赫伯老師,不好意思

392
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,013
我無意打斷你說的話,但你要表達什麼?

393
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:53,392
對,這有點怪,你居然寫成講稿

394
00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:55,978
我在上課

395
00:23:55,978 --> 00:23:58,564
我跟你們說我想表達什麼

396
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:00,107
請大家拿出一張紙

397
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,942
可以嗎?

398
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:04,111
我們要在上面寫兩件事

399
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:08,031
其中一面寫“我現在是怎樣的人”

400
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:13,954
另一面寫“我要成為怎樣的人”

401
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,751
同學們,你們要決定自己的人生潛力

402
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:23,755
你現在是怎樣的人?
你未來要成為怎樣的人?

403
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,801
赫伯老師,那你呢?
你未來要成為怎樣的人?

404
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:35,684
(貝德佛酒吧)

405
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,901
達斯帝赫伯

406
00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:47,070
你很久沒來了,要喝什麼?

407
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,240
烈一點的

408
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,325
不,啤酒好了

409
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,202
好

410
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,540
嘿,神父

411
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,959
你在幹嘛?在那裡聽告解嗎?

412
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,633
乾杯吧

413
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:13,764
真好喝

414
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,475
這是幾度的?

415
00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:18,435
-酒精嗎?
-對

416
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:19,895
差不多4.5吧

417
00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:22,356
很好喝,有啤酒花的味道

418
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,233
應該沒有吧

419
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:30,739
等一下

420
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:35,911
神父,我的確有事情要告解,可以嗎?

421
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,123
-來吧,不會
-抱歉...

422
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:43,085
我想你現在肯定不想聽這個

423
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,965
我有個學生身上長了幾個...

424
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:54,847
奇怪的藍色點點,在他的直腸部位

425
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:59,101
-他的直腸部位?
-我不知道醫學名詞是什麼

426
00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:01,854
在臀部的位置,隨便啦

427
00:26:01,854 --> 00:26:05,023
總之,我想知道你會有什麼建議?

428
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,442
首先,我會建議你的學生

429
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:10,487
不要給老師看他的屁股或直腸部位

430
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,947
他沒給我看他的屁股

431
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,491
他只是描述給我聽

432
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,994
不,這不是...

433
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:20,664
神父,我老實告訴你吧
我說的是我自己的屁股

434
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,041
所以...

435
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:26,128
這樣的話,我會建議你去看醫生

436
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:28,130
對,我當然會

437
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,716
只不過鹿原鎮唯一的醫生剛好就是我媽

438
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:35,804
我不知道我適不適合
再讓我媽看到我的光屁股

439
00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:36,972
嘿

440
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,892
抱歉,我先把空盤收走

441
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:41,852
才不會擋路

442
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:44,396
-哈娜,謝謝
-啤酒很好喝

443
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:48,692
達斯帝,現在不是我的工作時間

444
00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:51,069
如果你需要看醫生,那就...

445
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,654
不只是需要看醫生

446
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,783
是因為強森雜貨店的蠢機台

447
00:26:56,783 --> 00:27:00,078
抱歉,我不知道為什麼
那座機台讓我這麼煩躁

448
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:02,956
我並不相信真的有一座神奇機台

449
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:05,501
可以告訴大家自己的能力何在

450
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:09,046
但是說真的,大家都在玩那個

451
00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:11,965
-並非大家都在玩
-好吧,並非大家都在玩

452
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,259
但你懂我的意思,每一個玩過的人

453
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:18,263
生活似乎都因此有很劇烈的變化

454
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:19,473
超怪的

455
00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:23,268
我只是覺得我已經經歷過一次人生劇變了

456
00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:26,021
當我媽從愛爾蘭帶我們來這裡

457
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,606
我適應了很久

458
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:30,859
但我已經適應了,現在我想好好享受

459
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,653
這就是了,這是...

460
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,615
這是我人生故事的下一篇章

461
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,869
所以你覺得一本書只有兩章嗎?

462
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:45,707
不...反正好書不會只有兩章

463
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:50,420
但接下來會怎樣?

464
00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:53,924
我已經40歲了

465
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:57,970
我身上出現詭異的點點

466
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,347
我隨時都可能會死

467
00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:03,684
我沒有特殊才華,除了吹口哨以外

468
00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:06,228
而且我只談過一段感情

469
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,605
對,我也是

470
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:14,027
-和上帝
-對

471
00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:18,740
達斯帝,你知道齊克果對焦慮的看法嗎?

472
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,744
知道...但我想聽你的看法

473
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:26,331
他說焦慮出現在原罪之前

474
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:32,129
當時上帝不准亞當吃蘋果
亞當覺得很焦慮

475
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:36,550
因為他首度發現原來有別的選擇

476
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,052
他發現他有得選

477
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,431
而這座機台...

478
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:46,059
無論有沒有神奇魔力

479
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:50,564
都提醒了大家
我們的人生不只有一條路可走

480
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,108
這很可怕

481
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:57,196
和走向懸崖邊緣的感覺一樣可怕

482
00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:01,867
因為你很清楚,你可以留在原地

483
00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,035
或者是...

484
00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:09,333
往未知的深處縱身一躍

485
00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:16,798
而且你知道這都由你決定

486
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,433
齊克果,真有你的

487
00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,717
你還等什麼?

488
00:30:47,264 --> 00:30:48,307
玩玩看啊

489
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:23,008
(請輸入你的社會安全碼)

490
00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:35,437
(請按壓指紋)

491
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:38,732
(摩爾弗,探索你的人生潛力)

492
00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:59,628
(即將揭曉你的人生潛力)

493
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:28,031
(老師、吹口哨高手)

494
00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:39,751
結果好嗎?

495
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:43,297
你滿意嗎?

496
00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:48,552
他媽的

497
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:53,682
真是他媽的

498
00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:05,194
達斯帝

499
00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:10,866
你沒事吧?

500
00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:11,992
我會的

501
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,918
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

502
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,952
字幕翻譯:陳彥含