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You do know this isn't a church, right?
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Vodka and ginger ale, please.
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Coming right up.
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Here you go.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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You're reading Breaking Dawn?
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Somebody left it here.
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You know, it's pretty confusing, actually.
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A bunch of characters
just come out of nowhere.
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You know there are several books
before that one, right?
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I do. Yes.
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Well, if you like books...
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Yes. The original fantasy book.
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And also involves characters
coming out of nowhere.
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Hey.
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Look at you.
Next great ceramicist in the making.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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What ever happened to doing something
just because you like to?
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Right.
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I think it's important to know
what brings you satisfaction.
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Even in the difficult times.
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"Our hearts ache, but we always have joy."
That's 2 Corinthians 6--
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Yeah, the Bible.
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You know what I love about the Bible?
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I love how there's, like,
nothing wrong with it,
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especially the part about the wives
who aren't virgins getting stoned.
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It's, like, chef's kiss.
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Look, I'm not trying
to check up on you. I--
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Your dad said
you'd been having a tough time
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this summer since the loss of Kolton.
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- He told you that?
- I know you've been dealing with a lot.
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And I know you also might feel
like an outsider, coming back to school.
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I can think of someone else
who felt like an outsider.
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If you say "Jesus," I swear to God...
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I was talking about myself.
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You know, when I moved to Deerfield
I felt very out of place.
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So why did you stay here?
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And why did you come here
in the first place?
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And, if you don't mind me asking,
why did you become a priest?
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This is about you, Trina.
My life isn't really important here.
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Really?
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'Cause you're basically
like the poster boy
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for the machine right now.
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I mean, you must be pretty stoked.
All publicity is good publicity, right?
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Although maybe not for priests.
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All right.
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That's not bad. That's not bad at all.
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What's all the fuss about?
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That--
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Oh, shoot, that's hot!
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Oh, right in the nozzies.
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What do they put in that? Okay.
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Oh, my God, this is silly. This is--
This isn't right.
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Oi yoi yoi.
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What am I looking at here?
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Nothing, I was just chomping
on some hot wings.
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Which I didn't mind, actually.
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- Did you get a tattoo?
- Well, it was-- Yeah.
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Surprise! It's for your mom.
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- Why does it say, "I love Poo"?
- It doesn't say, "I love Poo."
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- It says, "I love Poo."
- No, it's going to say, "I love Puff."
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Which is what I used to call your mom.
Except, it turns out that the human ribs
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are an extraordinarily painful place
to get a tattoo. So, I had to tap out.
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You could always change it to,
"I love pussy."
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Trina.
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- Unless you don't.
- Trina, don't do that.
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Hey.
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What's going on? Why are you shirtless?
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I was just eating wings
and things got out of hand.
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Dad got half a tattoo for you.
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Gonna give you guys room
so you can bone it out.
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Can I see?
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It was meant to be a surprise, but okay.
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- You ready?
- Okay.
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"I love..."
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Puff!
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It's gonna say, "I love Puff."
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I have to go back for another session
because they ran out of ink.
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Did I say something that made you think
that I wanted this?
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No-- I mean, not explicitly.
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I just--
I wanted to do something romantic,
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and something unexpected
and something that showed you
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- that I loved you.
- I love you, too.
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- And this really is a surprising gesture.
- Right.
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And so permanent.
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That's why, I don't know,
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I feel like maybe this should be,
like, the last puffin-related thing
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that you do for me.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know,
just in terms of, like, puffin gifts.
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And the nickname, "Puff,"
which I thought we had retired.
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But,
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it's mainly because I only really said
that I thought they were cute one time.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay. No.
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I mean, that's fine.
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- I'm glad you told me now.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, 'cause now all we need to do is--
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is to dispose of 20 years
of utterly pointless romantic gestures,
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starting with this little fella.
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- Okay.
- In we go.
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Maybe you don't have
to get rid of everything.
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No. You're absolutely right, baby. I mean...
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It's pathetic
holding on to stuff like this
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just because we had it on our first date.
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- Yeah, the whole puffin thing is dead.
- Dusty.
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Definitely need to lose some
of these stuffed bastards.
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- You don't have to--
- Puffin calendar, trash.
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Puffin notebook I got you
for your anniversary, trash.
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I am getting hot sauce
on everything, by the way.
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- Dusty.
- Puffin crackers.
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Sure you wanna be done with these?
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- I don't really eat those.
- Great. Done. Anything else?
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There's more over here.
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Yes, there are more things.
And they're everywhere.
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But, sweetie, you don't have
to throw them away.
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Baby, I'm not trying to upset you.
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Oh, yeah, fuck! No. My side. It's--
The ink is still fresh.
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I don't know what's going on with you.
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Nothing is going on with me.
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You said that thing about how we should
still be able to surprise each other.
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Feels like
you're the only one doing surprises.
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I mean,
firstly you get the "royalty" card,
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and you keep it to yourself.
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- Oh, Dusty.
- And then there's the hot wings bombshell.
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And then you're suddenly cheerleading
at the basketball.
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And you get a new haircut,
which is gorgeous, by the way.
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Thank you.
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People, because of this machine,
are quitting their jobs.
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They're moving away.
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They're ending
their long-term relationships
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and diving into new ones willy-nilly.
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- You heard.
- Heard what?
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We are gathered here
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at Giorgio's Italian Restaurant
and Sports Center
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to celebrate the union
of Principal Patricia Burgess
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and Mr. Farid Malik,
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whose love has been blessed
by the grace of God.
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And the MORPHO machine.
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Oh, Farid. My love.
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When I first got my "biker" potential,
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I thought it was the greatest thing
that could have ever happened.
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Then, when I got into my accident,
I thought it was the worst thing
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that could have ever happened.
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But if I hadn't have smacked my head
and gone to the hospital,
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then I would have never met you.
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Haven't they known each other for years?
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What if you hadn't have gotten "lover"
as your life potential?
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Maybe you wouldn't have stayed up
with me all night.
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Holding my hand.
Making sure I didn't fall asleep.
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- We talked about everything.
- Yeah!
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And I knew, then and there,
that my true life potential was with you.
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Are you sure you're not concussed?
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As these two lovebirds
have so beautifully demonstrated,
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the MORPHO machine, like the Lord,
works in mysterious ways.
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And one wonders if it's all part
of some grander plan
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or just completely random.
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Like the morpho butterfly,
Pat and Farid's love has taken flight,
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and we can only hope
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that they are potentially
together forever.
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Yeah. Hear.
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Would you all like to exchange rings?
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We're actually going to exchange wings.
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Here we go.
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Wonderful.
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- Hey, Father.
- Hey, Father.
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- Excuse me, Father.
- You just said the machine is God,
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and I know you're close to God, so...
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I really don't have anything to do
with the machine.
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Father, I'd love to pick your brain,
very quickly--
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about the mysteries of the universe.
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I got "florist."
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Now, I'm thinking florist,
flowers, petals.
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Bikes have pedals. I'm a biker.
So, I'm doing the right thing, right?
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- Yeah. Sorry, but--
- Excuse me, Father.
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Father.
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All right, people.
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How about we let Father Reuben
enjoy the party, huh?
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Drinks.
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- I'll take one.
- Okay.
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Didn't know I would see you here.
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Yeah. When Mr. Malik asked me to come,
I thought he meant as a guest, but...
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So, you're enjoying this
about as much as I am?
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Oh, yeah.
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Just waiting for my turn on the gondola.
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So, they got together a week ago,
and now they're married? That's fun.
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Yeah. Well, I don't know.
They seem very in love.
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See how they're looking at each other.
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She literally can't move her neck,
can she?
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'Cause of the brace.
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Come on. What, you don't think
they're rushing into things a bit?
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People could say the same about us.
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What? We didn't rush into things.
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I mean, Dusty, we were 20.
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We didn't know anything
about ourselves or relationships.
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Yeah, but I didn't need a machine
to tell me I was supposed to be with you.
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- It's not a competition.
- I mean, look at us now.
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Twenty years later,
still surprising each other.
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You know what would be surprising,
is if you were a little more open.
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You know, a little more openhearted,
a little more optimistic.
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- Hey. How much fun is this, right?
- So much.
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Man.
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Cass, you are looking
exceptionally stunning this evening.
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Thanks.
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Dusty, you are here too.
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- Just kidding with you, bud.
- Oh, yep.
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How about that ceremony, right?
It was so moving.
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I was fighting back tears the whole time.
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And that was a fight
that I was losing, man.
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Actually, I was too.
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Stop that. Look at us.
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Look at us. Just a couple of
bighearted softies over here.
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Not like big Dust-bust,
keeping all those emotions under--
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- under lock and key.
- No.
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I can optimistically say
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it was the most heartwarming
machine-inspired union
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between two people who have been together
less than eight days I have ever seen.
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Have you guys tried the appies?
You gotta try the appies.
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Check out the--
the latest on Giorgio's menu.
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Cass wings, aka hot wings.
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That's not even subtle.
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- I think you should--
- Look who's here.
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Hello, Martha.
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You have to introduce me
to your new partner.
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She's my wife. But, yes, you know Rose.
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She's been on the Deerfest committee
for the past five years.
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I'm sorry.
It's this harsh arcade lighting.
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It just makes everyone look so much older.
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So, Izzy, are you here as a friend
of the bride or the groom?
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I'm here as mayor.
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I'm obliged to attend
every event in this town.
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So, you weren't invited.
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But speaking of political duties,
we were just talking about the inn
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and wondered if you've had time
to sign that permit we requested?
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Martha, if you wanna talk to me,
just talk to me.
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You don't have to make this about permits.
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No, but I really do just need the permit.
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It's been decades,
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and you still think you have
to build a moat just to talk to me.
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- A moat.
- Just give us the fucking permit.
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- Okay. Just--
- And watch your damn hands.
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Come on, Rose. This is pointless.
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Wow.
244
00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:24,226
She got to touch you? This is ridiculous.
245
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,244
Excuse me. Hello.
246
00:13:42,244 --> 00:13:44,204
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
247
00:13:46,665 --> 00:13:49,626
Well, it's my turn
to give my gift to the bride and groom.
248
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:53,881
But I'll need a little space,
if you all could just move aside, please.
249
00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:55,799
Please.
250
00:13:57,134 --> 00:14:00,387
Now, as you all know, in addition
to being your mayor...
251
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:03,765
I'm also a dancer.
252
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,727
- She wouldn't.
- You know that she would.
253
00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:07,936
And Pat and Farid,
254
00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:12,357
I can't think of a better way
to celebrate your new relationship
255
00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:17,654
- than with the gift... of movement.
- Of movement.
256
00:14:18,488 --> 00:14:19,448
Hit it, Jacob.
257
00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:29,416
I know you're not enjoying this,
258
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,668
but we're gonna be talking
about it for years,
259
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:34,338
so try to watch as much as you can.
260
00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:26,974
I need another drink immediately.
261
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,810
- On it. Yes.
- Immediately.
262
00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:32,020
My mother's vagina is on display.
263
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,480
I know.
264
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:39,611
Glass of white wine, please, bartendress. Father.
265
00:15:39,611 --> 00:15:42,573
- Hey.
- "Father is Father."
266
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,201
There you go.
267
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:48,036
Interesting glass choice.
268
00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:51,540
I brought 'em over from the bar.
Thought they were wedding-appropriate.
269
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:54,835
- Got 'em on clearance at Dear Izzy's.
- Wait, Farid has you buying supplies now?
270
00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:57,629
Yeah, he's been asking me to do a lot more
since he got his potential.
271
00:15:57,629 --> 00:16:00,215
- I can't say I love it.
- And what about your potential, Hana?
272
00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:03,093
I actually haven't used that thing,
and I don't plan to.
273
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,721
What about that voice
telling you to be like everyone else?
274
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:08,515
- I don't have one of those.
- Cool.
275
00:16:08,515 --> 00:16:09,933
Me neither.
276
00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:16,231
You guys are newish to town,
so you probably find it strange
277
00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:18,317
that a woman who wasn't actually invited
to the wedding
278
00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:20,819
is currently stealing focus
from the bride and groom
279
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:24,364
by doing an improvised,
overtly sexual, dance solo.
280
00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:27,367
But I'd like to reassure you, that
it's much more fucked up than it seems.
281
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:28,952
I wanna know everything.
282
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:31,830
Do you see how most
of the high kicks are being directed
283
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:34,875
at that woman who's pretending
to stare at the olive cart?
284
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:38,212
That's Martha. Martha is Izzy's ex.
285
00:16:38,212 --> 00:16:41,882
Martha and Izzy moved to Deerfield
when Cass was nine, and ever since,
286
00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:45,302
Izzy has talked about the dance career
she left behind in the city.
287
00:16:45,302 --> 00:16:48,055
Wow. Okay. She's got some moves.
288
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:49,806
Yeah, but it was the '90s.
289
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:51,934
Who wasn't a professional dancer
in the '90s, right?
290
00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:53,644
Were you a professional dancer
in the '90s?
291
00:16:54,811 --> 00:16:56,021
Have you heard of Riverdance?
292
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:57,356
- You were in Riverdance?
- No,
293
00:16:57,356 --> 00:17:00,192
I was a founding member of River-Prance,
294
00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:03,153
an all-boys, mixed ability,
multi-genre dance troupe.
295
00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:04,278
- Oh, dear God.
- In many ways,
296
00:17:04,278 --> 00:17:07,616
we considered ourselves a creative riposte
to Irish dance culture,
297
00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,451
which was quite stifling.
All laces and braces.
298
00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:12,704
But we were young. It was subversive shit.
299
00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:13,997
Very punk.
300
00:17:13,997 --> 00:17:18,502
In a way, yeah. We dabbled in many genres.
301
00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:19,710
Incorporated all the greats.
302
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:24,174
Chaka Khan, Bananarama,
George Michael, Run-DMC.
303
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:26,051
Well, now we know
why Cass fell in love with you.
304
00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,928
No, this was pre-Cass.
305
00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:29,179
I don't think she's--
306
00:17:30,264 --> 00:17:33,392
Cass is doing something adorable.
This isn't going to end well.
307
00:17:33,392 --> 00:17:36,186
Oh, yes,
she's dancing with the flower girl,
308
00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:38,313
and it's very, fucking charming.
309
00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:41,358
And now other people are starting
to find it charming.
310
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:44,236
And, that means that
Izzy's not gonna get all of the attention.
311
00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:45,863
And she sees it.
312
00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:47,906
Now she's looking over
to see if Martha sees it.
313
00:17:47,906 --> 00:17:50,075
Martha sees it too. That's the ball game!
314
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,245
Good luck.
315
00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:57,833
Well, you sure know how to steal
someone's thunder, don't you?
316
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,209
Pardon me?
317
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:00,836
You couldn't give me five minutes?
318
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,754
I'm stealing thunder?
319
00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:05,007
It's bad enough she's here
with that woman.
320
00:18:05,674 --> 00:18:07,342
I can't even believe
they're still together.
321
00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:10,095
Then again, Rose doesn't have kids.
322
00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:14,850
And Martha always said
that I had too much baggage.
323
00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:22,107
{\an8}What's up, whorebag?
324
00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:25,194
Because of the glass.
325
00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:28,447
{\an8}Sorry, that didn't feel good coming
out of my mouth.
326
00:18:28,447 --> 00:18:29,656
What did she just say to you?
327
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,410
Nothing I haven't heard before, so...
328
00:18:36,371 --> 00:18:37,915
Anything I can do to cheer you up?
329
00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:42,878
No. We can actually go if that's okay.
330
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:46,590
I'm gonna go say bye to Pat.
331
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:54,306
{\an8}Maybe I could talk to Giorgio
332
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:56,350
{\an8}- about making you the in-house deejay.
- Yeah.
333
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:59,645
{\an8}It'd be fun to talk to you without
having to stuff my face with fish cakes.
334
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:03,065
These are actually fish in a towel.
Giorgio's take on pigs in a blanket.
335
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:09,863
I do mean it, though.
336
00:19:10,447 --> 00:19:12,491
It's really hard being out with you
in public and, like,
337
00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:14,993
constantly having to worry
that people might find out.
338
00:19:16,453 --> 00:19:18,705
- Well, what's the alternative?
- I just thought, eventually,
339
00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:20,624
- we could--
- What up, doggie bags?
340
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,168
Hi, Dad. I'm just circulating.
341
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,963
And you're killing it.
Is that fish in a towel?
342
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,133
Why is everything spicy?
343
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,844
There's zero spice in that.
344
00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,265
- What up, deejay table?
- Hey.
345
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:37,808
Are you doing requests?
346
00:19:39,059 --> 00:19:42,104
It's literally just my phone plugged
into a speaker, so, yeah.
347
00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:43,397
Cool.
348
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,862
- Yeah.
- Okay.
349
00:19:53,907 --> 00:19:55,033
Hello, everyone.
350
00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:58,495
Hello, I'm Dusty.
351
00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:03,000
I also have a surprise gift that I'd like
to share with the happy couple.
352
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:05,419
Hope it's a good surprise.
353
00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,505
Principal Pat and Farid,
354
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,967
I know that some might think
that this is all a bit quick,
355
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,219
and you have no way of knowing
if you're right for each other,
356
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:17,514
but I, for one, have faith.
357
00:21:42,307 --> 00:21:43,976
I gotta have faith.
358
00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:59,616
Hey. Do you mind if I take off?
My parents are my ride.
359
00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:06,874
No. You gotta stay
and help with clean-up and locking up.
360
00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:09,418
You know, it really feels like
you should start paying me again.
361
00:22:09,418 --> 00:22:11,420
Yeah. Well, it's like they say,
362
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:15,174
you can't always get exactly
what you're hoping for in this life.
363
00:22:20,012 --> 00:22:21,597
Hey, you need some help?
364
00:22:21,597 --> 00:22:24,808
Why? Because I'm a delicate little lady
who can't take care of herself?
365
00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:27,728
- No, I just thought you might--
- Of course, I want your help.
366
00:22:27,728 --> 00:22:29,021
What's wrong with you?
367
00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:36,904
All night I had all these people
coming up to me,
368
00:22:36,904 --> 00:22:39,406
asking me a million questions
about the machine,
369
00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:41,533
and all you can say is
that you don't wanna use it.
370
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:44,119
Hey, if it works for people,
that's awesome.
371
00:22:45,162 --> 00:22:47,122
But I also think
there's a really good chance
372
00:22:47,122 --> 00:22:49,625
that a month from now,
373
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:52,711
no one here
is gonna be talking about this.
374
00:22:52,711 --> 00:22:55,130
Now, see, I disagree.
375
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:59,218
You never know what people will do
when they feel they've been given a sign.
376
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,931
And that works for some people,
but just not for me, Father.
377
00:23:04,765 --> 00:23:06,767
Okay. If that's true, then...
378
00:23:08,727 --> 00:23:10,646
you might be the only person in this town
379
00:23:10,646 --> 00:23:12,606
who doesn't need anything from me.
380
00:23:15,192 --> 00:23:18,153
Oh, no. Who is responsible for this?
381
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:19,404
I don't know, but--
382
00:23:20,364 --> 00:23:24,493
someone should really do something
about that. But don't grab--
383
00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:26,119
- Is this yours?
- All right. Look,
384
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,496
it's an old playlist, okay?
385
00:23:27,496 --> 00:23:29,456
- This is a playlist?
- All right, relax.
386
00:23:29,456 --> 00:23:31,333
So much Coldplay, huh?
387
00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,794
Yeah, well, you like the Bible, so...
388
00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:39,132
Oh, man.
389
00:23:40,217 --> 00:23:41,218
What?
390
00:23:41,218 --> 00:23:45,556
"Still the One," Shania Twain.
Why you gotta do me like this, God?
391
00:23:45,556 --> 00:23:47,432
Okay. It's really not that bad.
392
00:23:47,432 --> 00:23:48,517
No.
393
00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,062
That was my wedding song.
394
00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:58,068
That was your wedding song?
395
00:23:58,068 --> 00:23:59,152
Yeah.
396
00:24:05,617 --> 00:24:11,874
I was married to an amazing woman.
And she met me when I was at my worst.
397
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:17,963
She was like a ventilator.
She gave me life.
398
00:24:19,464 --> 00:24:24,511
And we were planning on having kids,
everything, had it all planned out.
399
00:24:25,637 --> 00:24:26,930
And then she got sick.
400
00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:30,559
Some really rare, invisible thing
401
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:33,395
and then she was gone. Just...
402
00:24:37,482 --> 00:24:38,984
so fast.
403
00:24:40,944 --> 00:24:43,906
And I went all the way back down.
404
00:24:52,831 --> 00:24:55,209
And my drinking got really bad.
405
00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:58,795
I started punching random people,
you know, all the fun stuff.
406
00:24:58,795 --> 00:25:03,509
And I got to thinking,
"I don't come back from this."
407
00:25:04,343 --> 00:25:06,970
You know?
"People do not come back from this."
408
00:25:10,307 --> 00:25:15,354
And then I was outside of some random bar,
409
00:25:15,354 --> 00:25:18,440
just staring down in the gutter
like a real sack of shit
410
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,777
and looking for something
to show me the way.
411
00:25:22,903 --> 00:25:27,616
And that's when I saw it.
"Your Life Potential."
412
00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:40,379
I mean, how's that for a sign, right?
413
00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:42,422
So, I did the whole seminary thing,
414
00:25:42,422 --> 00:25:45,092
and I took the job here at Deerfield High.
415
00:25:45,968 --> 00:25:47,177
Started over.
416
00:25:48,554 --> 00:25:52,140
And I carved out a new,
small life for myself and...
417
00:25:53,433 --> 00:25:54,810
and then this machine shows up,
418
00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:58,647
and I realize
the card wasn't meant for me.
419
00:26:00,524 --> 00:26:04,945
Everyone thinks that "Father"
means only one thing.
420
00:26:07,447 --> 00:26:09,741
Only I know that if it was supposed
to mean "Priest,"
421
00:26:09,741 --> 00:26:11,994
it would've said "Priest."
422
00:26:14,371 --> 00:26:15,831
And all this time, I...
423
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:20,002
I've been on the wrong path.
424
00:26:23,005 --> 00:26:28,260
And on top of all that, I have to listen
to your terrible music.
425
00:26:36,059 --> 00:26:39,104
Wow. Yeah, this is so much better.
426
00:26:40,647 --> 00:26:42,357
Now, this is a wedding song.
427
00:26:53,619 --> 00:26:55,037
Are you fucking serious?
428
00:26:56,246 --> 00:26:57,539
Come on.