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你知道這裡不是教堂吧?

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請給我伏特加加薑汁汽水

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馬上來

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給你

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-好了
-謝謝

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妳在看《暮光之城:破曉》?

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有人沒帶走的

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其實我看不太懂

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有一堆不知道從哪冒出來的角色

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妳知道在那本之前還有很多本吧?

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我知道,對

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若妳喜歡看書...

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對,最早的奇幻書籍

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裡面也有一堆不知道從哪冒出來的角色

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《命運來敲門》

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(鹿原高中)

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嘿

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看看妳,未來的優秀陶藝家

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對,最好是

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不能因為單純喜歡才去做嗎?

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說得對

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我覺得重點是知道什麼能讓妳有滿足感

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即便是在不好過的時候

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“似乎憂愁,卻是常常快樂的”
那是《哥林多後書》第6章...

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對,《聖經》

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你知道我喜歡《聖經》的哪一點嗎?

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我喜歡《聖經》的內容完全沒有錯

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尤其是非處女的妻子會被丟石頭那部分

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真是畫龍點睛

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聽著,我無意打探妳的近況,我...

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妳爸說妳今年暑假不太好過

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自從科頓過世之後

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-他跟你說的嗎?
-我知道妳面臨許多難關

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我也知道妳回到學校
可能會覺得自己格格不入

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而我認識另一位覺得自己格格不入的人

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要是你說“耶穌”,我向天發誓...

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我是在說我自己

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我搬來鹿原的時候,覺得很沒歸屬感

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那你為何留下來?

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你當初為何會來這裡?

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還有,若你不介意我問的話
你為何會當神職人員?

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(摩爾弗,探索你的潛力)

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翠娜,我們在討論妳的事,不是我的人生

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是嗎?

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因為你現在根本就是

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那座機台的活廣告

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你肯定超開心吧
有曝光度就是好事,對嗎?

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(魯班神父抽到的摩爾弗卡片
寫著“神父”)

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對神職人員來說或許不一定是好事

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(貝德佛酒吧)

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好

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還不錯,其實滿好吃的

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我的反應幹嘛那麼大?

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那股...

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媽的,好辣

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直衝腦門

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為什麼要加辣?好

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天啊,真是太蠢了,這樣不對

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我的媽呀

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現在是什麼情況?

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沒什麼,我只是在啃辣雞翅

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沒什麼大不了的

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-你去刺青嗎?
-這是...對

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驚喜吧,是為了妳媽去刺的

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(我愛小鸚)

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-為什麼是“我愛小嬰”?
-不是“我愛小嬰”

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-就是“我愛小嬰”
-不,我原本要刺“我愛小鸚”

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我以前都這樣叫妳媽,但原來人的肋骨

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刺青時會超級痛,所以我只好喊停

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隨時可以改成我愛“嬰”道

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翠娜

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-還是你不喜歡?
-翠娜,別這樣

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嘿

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怎麼回事?你為何沒穿上衣?

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我只是在吃雞翅,然後有點失控

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爸為了妳去刺半個刺青

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我要先閃人,好讓你們去打一炮

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我可以看嗎?

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我本來想讓妳驚喜一下,但是,好吧

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-準備好了嗎?
-好了

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“我愛...”

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小鸚

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我是要刺“我愛小鸚”

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剩下的改天再刺,因為他們的墨水用完了

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我說了什麼話
讓你覺得我希望你這麼做嗎?

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不,妳沒有明說

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我只是想做點浪漫的事

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還有出其不意的事,讓妳知道

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-我愛妳
-我也愛你

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-這真的很驚喜
-對

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而且弄不掉

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所以,我不曉得耶

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我希望這是你為我做的最後一件

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和海鸚鵡相關的事

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妳是什麼意思?

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就是那些海鸚鵡禮物

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還有“小鸚”這個綽號
我以為我們不再用它了

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但是...

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這主要是因為我只說過一次
覺得海鸚鵡很可愛

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天啊

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好吧,不

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這樣很好

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-我很慶幸妳現在告訴我
-是嗎?

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對,現在我們只要...

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拋棄20年來毫無意義的浪漫舉動就好

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就從這小傢伙開始

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-好
-要丟囉

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也許你不必丟掉所有的東西

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不...寶貝,妳說得完全沒錯,我是說...

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留著這些東西太可悲了

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就因為這是我們第一次約會時買的

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-對,海鸚鵡是過去式了
-達斯帝

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這些絨毛小混蛋也一定要丟

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-你不必...
-海鸚鵡月曆是垃圾

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我在週年紀念買來送妳的
海鸚鵡筆記本也是垃圾

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對了,我以後吃東西都要淋辣醬

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-達斯帝
-海鸚鵡餅乾

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妳真的不吃這個了嗎?

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-其實我不吃那個
-很好,丟掉,還有嗎?

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這邊還有

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對,那邊還有更多東西,家裡到處都是

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親愛的,但你不必丟掉這些東西

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寶貝,我不是要讓你難過

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好,幹,不,我的側腹,刺青還沒消腫

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我不知道你是怎麼了

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我沒有怎麼了

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妳說我們應該要能持續讓對方驚喜

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感覺只有妳在給我驚喜

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起先是妳抽到“貴族”卡

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然後不跟我講

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-達斯帝
-接著又是辣雞翅的震撼彈

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後來妳突然在籃球比賽跳啦啦隊舞

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現在妳還去弄了新髮型,而且很好看

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謝謝

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有人因為這座機台而辭掉工作

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他們要搬去別的地方

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結束長久以來的感情關係

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一頭栽進有的沒的新事物裡

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-你聽說了
-聽說什麼?

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我們齊聚一堂

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來到喬吉歐的義大利餐館與運動中心

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慶賀佩翠西雅柏傑斯校長

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與法利德馬里克先生的結合

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他們的愛受到上帝仁慈的祝福

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也多虧了摩爾弗機台

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法利德,我的愛人

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我起先抽到“重機騎士”的潛力時

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我以為那是我此生中最棒的事

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然後當我出了意外,我以為那是我此生中

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最慘的事

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但如果我沒撞到頭,進了醫院

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就不會遇見你

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他們不是認識好幾年了嗎?

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若你沒有抽到“愛人”
這個人生潛力會怎樣?

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也許你就不會陪我熬夜一整晚

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握著我的手,確保我沒睡著

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-我們無話不談
-對

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然後我在當下
就知道我真正的人生潛力是和你廝守

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妳確定妳沒有腦震盪嗎?

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這兩位愛侶美好地體現出

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摩爾弗機台就如同上帝
以神秘的方式運作

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有人會疑惑這是否有更遠大的計畫

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或完全是隨機出現

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如同摩爾弗蝴蝶
小佩與法利德的愛已經飛上天

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我們只能希望

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他們有潛力能永遠在一起

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好耶,說得好

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兩位要交換戒指了嗎?

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其實我們要交換翅膀

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要戴囉

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太棒了

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-嘿,神父
-嘿,神父

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-神父,不好意思
-你剛才說那座機台就是上帝

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我知道你和上帝很親近,所以...

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我完全不清楚那座機台的事

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神父,我想問問你的意見,一下子就好...

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關於宇宙的謎團

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我抽到“花藝師”

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現在我想到花藝師、花朵、花瓣

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重機有踏板,我是重機車手
所以我是在做正確的事情吧?

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-好,抱歉,但...
-神父,不好意思

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神父

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好了,大夥們

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我們讓魯班神父好好享受派對,行嗎?

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喝酒囉...

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-我來一杯
-好

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我不知道妳會來

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是啊,馬里克先生邀我來的時候
我以為是要來作客,但是...

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那妳和我同樣享受這場派對囉?

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是啊

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我在等什麼時候能搭貢多拉船

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他們交往一個禮拜後就結婚了?真有趣

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是啊,我不曉得,他們看起來很相愛

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你看他們相視的眼神

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她的脖子真的動不了,對吧?

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因為她戴護頸

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別這樣,怎麼?
妳不覺得有點操之過急嗎?

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我們還不是一樣

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什麼?我們沒有操之過急

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達斯帝,我們當時才20歲

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根本不瞭解自己,也不瞭解什麼是談感情

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對,但我不需要一座機台來跟我說
我注定要和妳在一起

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-這又不是比賽
-看看現在的我們

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過了20年,還是讓對方很驚喜

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你知道怎樣會讓我驚喜嗎?
如果你能再放開一點

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心胸更開闊一點,也更樂觀一點

207
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,017
-嘿,這真是太有趣了,對吧?
-超有趣

208
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,102
天啊

209
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:29,189
卡珊,妳今晚看起來格外動人

210
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,148
謝謝

211
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,694
達斯帝,你也在啊

212
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,322
-兄弟,開玩笑的
-是啊

213
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,742
那場結婚典禮很棒吧?超感人的

214
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,786
我整場都忍著眼淚

215
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,330
但我還是沒忍住,天啊

216
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,915
其實我也是

217
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,792
別說了,看看我們

218
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,879
看看我們這兩個容易心軟的傢伙

219
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,090
不像達老哥都把所有的情緒藏在心底

220
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,176
-不輕易顯露
-沒有...

221
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,511
我可以很樂觀地說

222
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:04,391
那是最溫暖人心的結合,受到機台鼓舞

223
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,769
只在一起不到八天
我以前從沒見過這種事

224
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,314
你們吃過開胃菜了嗎?一定要吃一下

225
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,900
吃吃看喬吉歐餐館的最新品項

226
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,153
卡珊雞翅,也就是辣雞翅

227
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,322
你也太明顯了吧

228
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,873
-我覺得妳該...
-看看誰來了

229
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:28,957
瑪莎,妳好

230
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,460
妳得介紹我給妳的新伴侶認識

231
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,588
她是我的妻子,但好吧,妳認識蘿絲

232
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,634
她過去五年來都是鹿慶典委員會的成員

233
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:41,720
抱歉,都怪這拱門的燈光不好

234
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,805
大家因此看起來老了很多

235
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,227
好,伊琪
妳是以新娘或新郎親友的身分前來?

236
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,062
我是以鎮長的身分前來

237
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,564
我有義務參與這座鎮上的每一場活動

238
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,815
所以沒人邀妳

239
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:57,986
但說到政治義務,我們才剛說到旅店的事

240
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:02,449
不知道妳有沒有時間
核准我們申請的許可證?

241
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,369
瑪莎,若妳想跟我說話,直接找我就行了

242
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,329
妳不必用許可證來掩飾意圖

243
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,373
不,我是真的需要那份許可證

244
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,541
都已經過了幾十年

245
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,877
妳依然覺得必須建一條護城河
才能跟我說話

246
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,713
-一條護城河
-給我們那該死的許可證就是了

247
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,715
-好,妳就...
-妳別亂碰她

248
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,759
別爭了,蘿絲,這根本沒有意義

249
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:21,844
哇

250
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,221
她怎麼可以摸妳?太過分了吧

251
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,239
不好意思,大家好

252
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,199
各位可以聽我說一下嗎?

253
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,621
現在輪到我送禮物給新娘和新郎

254
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,876
但我需要一些空間,請大家讓開

255
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:55,794
謝謝

256
00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:00,382
大家都知道,我不僅是鎮長

257
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,466
(DJ台)

258
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,760
也是一位舞者

259
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,722
-不會吧
-你知道她會的

260
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:07,931
小佩和法利德

261
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,352
我想不出更好的方式
來祝福你們這份新的感情

262
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:17,649
-只能送上我的舞步
-她的舞步

263
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,443
雅各,放音樂

264
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,411
我知道你們很不自在

265
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,663
但這個話題可以說上好幾年

266
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,333
所以儘量看仔細一點

267
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,969
立刻再給我一杯酒

268
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,805
-我去,好
-快點

269
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,015
我媽的下體都被看光光了

270
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,475
對啊

271
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,606
酒保小姐,請給我一杯白酒,神父

272
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,568
-嘿
-“神父抽到神父”

273
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,279
酒來了

274
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,196
(小蕩婦)

275
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,031
這個杯子還真特別

276
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,535
我從酒吧帶過來的
我覺得很適合在婚禮使用

277
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,830
-我在親愛伊琪的清倉區買的
-等等,法利德現在要妳買備品嗎?

278
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,624
對,他自從抽到那個潛力之後
就開始交代我更多事情

279
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,210
-我不怎麼喜歡
-哈娜,妳的潛力是什麼?

280
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,088
其實我沒玩過那東西,也不打算玩

281
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,716
妳不會想和大家一樣去試試看嗎?

282
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:08,510
-我沒有那種想法
-酷喔

283
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,928
我也沒有

284
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:16,226
你們是鎮上新來的,所以可能會很疑惑

285
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,312
為何那個根本沒受邀參加婚禮的女人

286
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:20,814
正在搶新娘與新郎的風采

287
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,359
開始公然大跳充滿性暗示的即興獨舞

288
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,362
但我告訴你們
其中緣由比表面上看起來更瞎

289
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,947
快點說給我聽

290
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,825
你們有看到她高踢腿的方向

291
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,870
都是朝著那個
假裝在看橄欖推車的女性嗎?

292
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:38,207
那個人是瑪莎,瑪莎是伊琪的前妻

293
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:41,877
瑪莎和伊琪在卡珊九歲時搬來鹿原
自那時起

294
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,297
伊琪就不斷碎念
說她拋下在紐約市的舞蹈生涯

295
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:48,050
哇,好吧,她確實有兩把刷子

296
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,801
對,但當時是1990年代

297
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,929
在1990年代,誰不是職業舞者?

298
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,639
你在1990年代是職業舞者嗎?

299
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,016
妳聽過《大河之舞》嗎?

300
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,351
-你跳過《大河之舞》?
-沒有

301
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,187
我是河川舞團的創始成員

302
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,148
舞團成員都是男孩,程度參差不齊
舞蹈類型也很多元

303
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,273
-天啊
-總之呢

304
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,611
我們認為自己用很有創意的方式
回擊了愛爾蘭舞蹈文化

305
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,446
那種舞蹈太壓抑了,規矩多得要命

306
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,699
但我們當時年紀小,想要顛覆傳統

307
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,992
很有龐克精神

308
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:18,497
可以這麼說,是啊,我們嘗試過多種類型

309
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:19,705
集結所有音樂大師

310
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:24,169
夏卡康、芭娜娜拉瑪
喬治麥可、Run-DMC

311
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,046
現在我們知道卡珊為何愛上你了

312
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,923
不,這是認識卡珊之前的事

313
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,174
我覺得她不...

314
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:33,387
卡珊在做討喜的事,這下糟糕了

315
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:36,181
對,她在跟花童跳舞

316
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,308
這個舉動非常迷人

317
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,353
現在其他人也開始覺得很迷人

318
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,231
這表示大家不會全都盯著伊琪看

319
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,858
她發現了...

320
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,901
現在她在看瑪莎有沒有發現

321
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,070
瑪莎也發現了,她成功了

322
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,240
祝好運

323
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:57,828
妳還真會搶別人的風頭,是吧?

324
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,204
妳說什麼?

325
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,831
妳就不能讓我表現五分鐘嗎?

326
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,749
我在搶別人的風頭?

327
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,002
她跟那女人一起來就夠嘔了

328
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,337
真不敢相信她們還在一起

329
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,090
但話說回來,蘿絲沒有小孩

330
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,845
瑪莎總說我的包袱太多

331
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,102
{\an8}小蕩婦,妳好嗎?

332
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,189
因為酒杯上這樣寫

333
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,442
{\an8}抱歉,從我口中說出來感覺不太對勁

334
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,651
她剛才跟妳說什麼?

335
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,405
反正我以前都聽過了,所以...

336
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,910
我能做點什麼逗妳開心的事嗎?

337
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,873
不用,若你不介意的話,我們走吧

338
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,585
我去跟小佩說再見

339
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,301
{\an8}也許我可以去跟喬吉歐說

340
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,345
{\an8}-請他讓你當常駐DJ
-是啊

341
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:59,640
{\an8}如果可以不用狂吃炸魚餅
也能跟妳聊天,那就太好了

342
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,060
其實那是酥皮魚捲
喬吉歐的變化版酥皮熱狗捲

343
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:09,858
但我是認真的

344
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,486
真的很難和妳一起出現在公共場合

345
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,988
而且會一直擔心大家發現

346
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,700
-不然還能怎麼辦?
-我只是覺得,總有一天...

347
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,619
-我們可以...
-端盤子的,妳好嗎?

348
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,163
嗨,爸,我只是在端食物給大家吃

349
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,958
而且妳表現很好,那是酥皮魚捲嗎?

350
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,128
為什麼每樣都是辣的?

351
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,839
這根本沒放辣

352
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,260
- DJ大師,你好嗎?
-嘿

353
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,803
你接受點歌嗎?

354
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,099
其實我只是把手機接到喇叭而已
所以當然可以

355
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,392
讚喔

356
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,857
-好
-好的

357
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,028
大家好

358
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,490
大家好,我是達斯帝

359
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:02,995
我也有一份驚喜小禮
要和這對幸福的新人分享

360
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,414
希望是好的驚喜

361
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,500
小佩校長和法利德

362
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,962
我知道有些人或許覺得這有點倉促

363
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,214
你們無法得知是否適合彼此

364
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,509
但我對你們有信心

365
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,971
我要有信心

366
00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:51,270
(喬吉歐餐館)

367
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:59,611
我可以先走嗎?我要搭我爸媽的車

368
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:06,869
不行,妳得留下來幫忙清潔,還要鎖門

369
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,413
我覺得你真的得再開始付我薪水

370
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,415
是啊,有句話是這麼說的

371
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:15,169
人生並不總是能得償所願

372
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,592
嘿,妳需要幫忙嗎?

373
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:24,803
為何?因為我是無法照顧自己的
嬌弱女子嗎?

374
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,723
-不,我只是覺得妳可能...
-我當然希望你幫我

375
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,016
你有毛病啊?

376
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:34,771
(貝德佛酒吧)

377
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,899
大家一整晚都來找我

378
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:39,401
問我無數個和機台相關的問題

379
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,528
而妳只說妳不想玩

380
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,114
嘿,若那對大家有幫助,就是好事一樁

381
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,117
但我也覺得非常有可能

382
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,620
再過一個月

383
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,706
這裡的人就不會再談論那座機台

384
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:55,125
跟妳說,我持反對意見

385
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:59,213
妳永遠不知道人們自認接收到預兆後
會做出什麼事

386
00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:03,926
對某些人有用
但我就是不吃這一套,神父

387
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,762
好,如果妳是真心的,那麼...

388
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,641
妳或許是鎮上唯一一個

389
00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:12,601
不需要問我意見的人

390
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:18,148
不,是誰在放音樂?

391
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,399
我不知道,但...

392
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:24,488
真該有人把音樂關掉,但別...

393
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,114
-這是妳的手機嗎?
-好,聽我說

394
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,491
只是個舊播放清單,好嗎?

395
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,451
-是播放清單?
-好,別激動

396
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,328
也太多酷玩樂團的歌了吧

397
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,789
是啊,而你喜歡《聖經》,所以...

398
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,127
天啊

399
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:41,213
怎樣?

400
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:45,551
《依然是唯一》,仙妮亞唐恩的歌
上帝,祢為何要這樣?

401
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:47,427
好,也沒那麼難聽吧

402
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,512
不

403
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:52,057
那是我的婚禮歌曲

404
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:58,063
那首是你的婚禮歌曲?

405
00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,147
對

406
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:11,869
我之前和一位優秀的女性結婚
她在我人生低谷時認識我

407
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,958
她就像我的呼吸器,她讓我重獲新生

408
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:24,506
我們打算要生孩子,計畫好所有的事

409
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,925
然後她生病了

410
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,554
生了毫無症狀的罕見疾病

411
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:33,390
然後她過世了,就...

412
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,979
真的很快

413
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:43,901
然後我又陷入低潮

414
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:55,204
酗酒問題變得很嚴重

415
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:58,790
我開始隨便亂揍人,反正就酒後鬧事

416
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:03,504
然後我心想:“我再也振作不起來了”

417
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:06,965
妳懂嗎?
“經歷這種事的人是振作不起來的”

418
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:15,349
然後我當時在某家酒吧外

419
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:18,435
盯著排水溝看,活像個窩囊廢

420
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:21,772
我當時在找一個引領我的跡象

421
00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:27,611
然後我就看見了,“你的人生潛力”

422
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,413
(神職人員)

423
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,374
這跡象也太明顯了吧?

424
00:25:40,374 --> 00:25:42,417
於是我去念神學院

425
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,087
然後接下在鹿原高中的工作

426
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,172
重新來過

427
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:52,135
我為自己打造了小小的新生活

428
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:54,805
然後這座機台就出現了

429
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,642
接著我發現,這張卡不是給我的

430
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:04,940
大家都認為那個“父”只有一個意思

431
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,736
只有我知道若那指的是神職人員

432
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,989
那直接寫“神職人員”就好

433
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,826
這麼久以來,我...

434
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,997
我都走在錯誤的道路上

435
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,255
而且我還得聽妳那難聽的音樂

436
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:39,099
哇,對,這首歌好聽多了

437
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,352
這首歌才適合婚禮

438
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,032
你是認真的嗎?

439
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,534
來吧

440
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,940
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

441
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,390
字幕翻譯:陳彥含