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Hey, off the ice till the door's closed!

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- Off the ice! Get off the ice!
- [chattering]

3
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Get off the-- [grunts]

4
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Get off the goddamn ice!

5
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I am sick of this shit, man.

6
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You know how hard it is
to find a good Zamboni driver?

7
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You think some robot can do what I do?

8
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Clean the ice in seven minutes flat
and never miss a single patch?

9
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You miss patches all the time, Beau.

10
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And I don't mean to be rude,

11
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but I do think a robot could do
what you do.

12
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If you aren't trying to be rude,
then you have failed miserably, Trevor.

13
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There's a problem with authority
in this town

14
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when people start looking down
on the Zamboni driver.

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And the mailman. And the mailwoman.

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And the-- the janitors.

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The people
who are the backbone of society,

18
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who should be treated like heroes!

19
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I'm not gonna be the backbone anymore.

20
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I'm gonna be the frontbone.
So you know what?

21
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I quit!

22
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And I know what you're gonna say.

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You're gonna say you need a letter
of resignation and two weeks' notice.

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{\an8}Well, here is my goddamn letter.

25
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I'm gonna need you to finish your shift.

26
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No.

27
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I'm gonna need me to finish my shift.

28
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[Jacob] Um, Dad?

29
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Think someone may have stolen
our dining room table.

30
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[chuckles] Howdy, partner!

31
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Yeah, you were probably wondering
what all the noise was

32
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when I was using the chain saw last night.

33
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I was pretty sure it was a chain saw.

34
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I just didn't want to find out
what you were doing.

35
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I was making the Kovac Saloon!

36
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Yeah, I repurposed the table to make
this bar top since we weren't using it.

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I-- I use that table all the time.

38
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[chuckles] It's where I do my homework.

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Oh.

40
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Is this about the "Sheriff" card?

41
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Well, yes and no.
I've always loved Western shit.

42
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And I don't know
what this "Sheriff" card means yet,

43
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but every sheriff needs a saloon.

44
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So I thought I'd start there.

45
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Wouldn't a sheriff have more of a jail?

46
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Maybe so, partner.

47
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But I thought the neighbors
might give me weird looks

48
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if I built a jail in our garage!
[chuckles]

49
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If it's making you happy, Dad...

50
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Anyway, I should, uh, go. Be careful.

51
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Hey, I was thinking.

52
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You know how Trina said
she cheated on Kolton?

53
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Um, mm-hmm, yeah.

54
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I was wondering if you might have any idea
who she cheated with?

55
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I-- [chuckles] I'm not sure.

56
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I mean it was probably someone
on the basketball team.

57
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Off you go, partner.

58
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[hammering]

59
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[Dusty] Hey, Cass!

60
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{\an8}Um, don't look over this way
unless you want to get instantly horny.

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{\an8}- Ooh, it's too late for that.
- Uh, yeah. You all horned up.

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- Why are you wearing that?
- Coach Eagleson resigned

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from the basketball team,
so guess who's the new head coach?

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Do coaches normally wear jerseys?

65
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{\an8}This is a breathable fabric,
in case I need to do any drills.

66
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{\an8}Oh. [chuckles]

67
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Yeah, so I just wanted to be ready.

68
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- [sighs]
- [hums]

69
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Who's, uh, "Homeboy"?

70
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{\an8}- Oh, no. It's "Homebody."
- Ah.

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This is for Martha.

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[chuckles]

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I hope your mom doesn't find out
that you're making stuff for her ex.

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- No.
- Izzy will be in a tizzy.

75
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Well, I hope she is.
She's been lying to me

76
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- about Martha basically my whole life.
- Yeah.

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I'm just trying to focus my energy
onto something that is positive.

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That's good. 100%.

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That's what I'm vibing with,
with this coaching gig.

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Good.

81
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I just made the decision to try
and spread out my potential a bit more.

82
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- Okay.
- You know,

83
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start inspiring kids outside the classroom
as well as inside it.

84
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Well, that's cool.

85
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- It is cool.
- Yeah.

86
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Your potential is good too. Royalty.
I mean, that's great.

87
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But, you know, with a teacher they can--
they can share the potential.

88
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It can spread amongst the youth.

89
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Mmm. Like HPV.

90
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[chuckles] No, not like HPV.

91
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Typical royalty,
looking down your nose at us.

92
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- Well, you got a hole in your shorts.
- I know.

93
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{\an8}Just because your card says "Painter,"
doesn't mean you should actually paint.

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Did Kolton have two lazy eyes?

95
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{\an8}I mean, it's fine if he did,
I just feel like I'd remember that.

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{\an8}- God, it's so bad.
- [chuckles]

97
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You're not responding to my texts.
Are you mad or something?

98
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I'm not mad.

99
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I just don't understand
why you told my dad you cheated on Kolton.

100
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I was trying to make him feel better.

101
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He was, like,
spiraling out about being a shitty dad.

102
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After you told him, he stayed up all night
chopping the garage up into a saloon.

103
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- What?
- Yep, full chain-saw-in-the-house,

104
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crazy man vibe.

105
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What would he do
if I told him it was with me?

106
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I don't know,
but it could be pretty wild to find out.

107
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Sorry.
I thought I was doing what you wanted.

108
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None of this is what I want.
It's the worst.

109
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My dad's probably gonna take a chain saw
to my face when I get home.

110
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[laughs] I'm not even supposed
to be talking to you right now.

111
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- What?
- This isn't a real relationship.

112
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And I'm having a really hard time pretending

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- that we're something we're--
- Oh, um,

114
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is this the mural of, uh, you and Kolton?

115
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Oh yeah, it's this one here.

116
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- Yeah.
- With the twins.

117
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Mm-hmm.

118
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Sorry, I know you were saying
you're having a tough time pretending,

119
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but I feel like we nailed that. [chuckles]

120
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Okay, boys. Huddle up.
Huddle like a puddle.

121
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So, as we all know,
Coach Eagleson isn't with us

122
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because he's dealing with a bit
of a cheating scandal.

123
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- How was Coach Eagleson cheating?
- He--

124
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He was caught, um, deflating basketballs.

125
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So yeah. Pretty bad.

126
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- How would that help us?
- That's unclear.

127
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I heard he was cheating on his wife
with a woman named Vicky.

128
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That's not true! No, that's-- No, no.

129
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- That's not true.
- I did hear that.

130
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No. Vicky's just a good friend.
It doesn't mat--

131
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The point is that Principal Pat
has asked me to take over,

132
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and I don't think that she has asked me

133
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because I am a master of the old b-ball--
[grunts]

134
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I am first and foremost, um, a teacher.

135
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Whether that's history

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- or basic life skills or indeed athletics.
- [rock music playing]

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[Giorgio through microphone]
Deerfield Hooves, are you ready?

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[groans] Sweet Jesus, no.

139
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He is the greatest athlete
that this town has ever known.

140
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He has the most beautiful face and hair.

141
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He is your new head coach.

142
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G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Giorgio!

143
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- Whoo!
- [microphone screeches]

144
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Let's go, boys! I see you out here!

145
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What's up, Big D? Let's go, fellas!

146
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All right, let's go, little baby boys!

147
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- Let's go, D! Give me this, dog!
- Don't-- [grunts]

148
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Let's go! I'm feelin' nice!

149
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[gasps] Oh, shit!

150
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Feels so good out here.
Feels like I'm back at home!

151
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Look good, feel good!
Train hard, play hard!

152
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Let's go! Chest pass.

153
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{\an8}All right, look alive, boys! [sighs]

154
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{\an8}Can we help you, Giorgio?
We were just about to begin practice.

155
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Come on, man!

156
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- What do you think I'm doing here?
- Don't know, buddy.

157
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I guess Principal Pat didn't want
to leave these children's dreams

158
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in the hands of a nonathlete.

159
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Why is Mr. Kovac here?

160
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- Oh, nice! Beau, get over here!
- Oh, dear-- No.

161
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Did Principal Pat call him as well?

162
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No, no, no, I put this call in.

163
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While Dusty here was riding the bench,

164
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Beau Kovac was the starting point guard
of the Deerfield Hooves

165
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when we went 3-7 our senior year.

166
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Without Beau,
it would've been 1-9 probably.

167
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Okay, I can't just have non-teachers
walking around the gym willy-nilly.

168
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That's all right.
No one needs to call me "Teach."

169
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- You boys can just call me "Coach."
- Great.

170
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,516
Or Coach Sheriff.

171
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So we have three coaches now?

172
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Better to have three coaches
than one who's a cheater.

173
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This is insane.

174
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[exhales deeply] That's cold.

175
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That's very intense, Beau. I love it!

176
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This is how you go 3-7, fellas!

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All right, circle up, top of the key.
Let's get some stretching in.

178
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No, fine, don't listen to me.
I'm just your teacher.

179
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No, no, no, that's not true, D.
You're also a whistler, baby.

180
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,378
Don't need it. Don't need it.

181
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:51,300
Listen, if you don't mind, I'd like
to go friggin' nuts on these boys.

182
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Really test their mental strength.

183
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Yeah, I would definitely mind that.
I would definitely mind that.

184
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- [Giorgio] Boys, look in my eyes.
- Just take off the hat and be normal.

185
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- [Giorgio] We're a team.
- Good.

186
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,435
I'm normal.

187
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:05,230
This is not just custom sweatshirts,
Mr. Johnson.

188
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,984
Okay, this is a whole new line
of MORPHO-inspired merchandise,

189
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,695
and I'm giving you the chance
to get in on the ground floor.

190
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,698
Wow... [chuckles] ...I know I would.

191
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,950
I mean, these are all just samples,

192
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:21,580
but I would buy all
of these little MORPHO key chains.

193
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,624
- Oh, they're so cute! Or--
- So cute!

194
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,750
Are you kidding me?

195
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:29,087
{\an8}You could get your potential printed
on a bumper sticker?

196
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,172
How fun is that?

197
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,673
{\an8}- Very fun. So fun.
- So fun.

198
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,550
Wouldn't your mom wanna sell this stuff?

199
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,512
{\an8}- [scoffs] This makes more sense here.
- Mm-hmm.

200
00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:40,349
This allows you the chance to build
on all of that machine-based revenue.

201
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,434
- Come on, come on.
- I actually, um,

202
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,269
don't make anything from the machine.

203
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,981
An alarm goes off if you try to open it,
and I can't get the quarters out.

204
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,817
Well, see! You need this, Mr. Johnson.

205
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,236
I don't know.

206
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:56,406
[sighs] I mean,
I'm a MORPHO man as much as anyone,

207
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,951
but what if people lose interest?

208
00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,328
What if the novelty wears off?

209
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,664
It's not a novelty.

210
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,667
This isn't the painted rocks
and deer shit you find at Dear Izzy's.

211
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,584
Ugh.

212
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,088
This is something
that actually means something to people.

213
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:14,550
Something that gives people hope.
And once you--

214
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,593
Once you have hope, you can't let that go.

215
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,055
- Here I go. [chuckles] I'm so sorry.
- Uh-oh, there she goes.

216
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:23,058
- I-- I-- I have to write that down.
- I wonder how-- What would you do that on?

217
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,311
I-- I know I just wish
I had an adorable notebook.

218
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,480
How cute is that?

219
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,065
I don't know if you know,
I got "Storyteller,"

220
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:34,278
so I-I've been following Cass around.
I'm sort of like her royal biographer.

221
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:37,447
And, um, honestly the things
that she comes up with.

222
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,824
What did you say, Cass?

223
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:41,952
- Well, it's more than just what I say.
- You're right.

224
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:42,911
[sighs]

225
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,955
It's what I believe.

226
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,458
Mr. Johnson, I don't want the young people
of this town to grow up

227
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:52,045
with nothing more to look forward to
than Deerfest and some basketball game.

228
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,548
It's time we invest in dreams.

229
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,719
So, no, you tell me.

230
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,308
{\an8}Does it seem like a novelty to you?

231
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,645
[all laughing]

232
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,897
Set that pick right here.

233
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,983
Roll, roll, roll! Let's go-- Whoa.

234
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:17,029
- Mamma mia! What's going on, 25?
- I thought you were trying to dunk again.

235
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:20,073
Well, now you're gonna think about it
while you're sitting on the bench.

236
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,743
- Axel don't bench, man.
- Off you go! Let's roll.

237
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,827
- You fucking--
- Let's go!

238
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,370
- Meatballs ass motherf--
- You're good.

239
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,455
Bring it in.

240
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,958
- [sighs]
- [Giorgio] Circle up!

241
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,294
- What's up, Axel?
- [Giorgio speaks indistinctly]

242
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:33,587
How's the team this year?

243
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,547
It's not good, Mr. Kovac.

244
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,258
And to be honest,
it's really hard to focus.

245
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,844
This MORPHO machine
is making all the grown-ups weird,

246
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,388
and things were already weird
without Kolton.

247
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,935
I know you guys miss him. I miss him too.

248
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,145
[clears throat]

249
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,815
{\an8}But all we can do now
is try to win some games for him.

250
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,234
{\an8}Take out the bad guys.

251
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,402
Are there any bad guys on this team?

252
00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,571
Anyone you don't trust?

253
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,823
{\an8}- [stammers] Like, in a game?
- Yeah.

254
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,827
Anyone seem distracted by other things?

255
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:11,917
{\an8}'Cause in my day, the biggest distraction
was girls, i.e. females.

256
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,961
{\an8}Know if any of these guys are dating,

257
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:18,674
{\an8}or, like, which of these boys
might be considered the most attractive?

258
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,758
[whistle blows]

259
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,094
Beau, that is wildly inappropriate.

260
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,513
Hey, these kids can't win
if they aren't focused.

261
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:29,560
I'm just asking Axel which one
of these boys is popular with the girls.

262
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,772
Or maybe even other people's girls.

263
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,692
- Maybe Tucker.
- Really?

264
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,776
That guy?

265
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,697
{\an8}He's not even half as cute as Kolton.
You're telling me he gets laid?

266
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:44,908
{\an8}Okay. [blows whistle] That's practice.

267
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,452
[Axel exhales deeply]

268
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,163
Beau. Come on, man.

269
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,083
Boundaries. We're their superiors.

270
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,335
We're their teachers and their coaches.

271
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,213
- We're supposed to be leading by example.
- [sighs]

272
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:02,634
{\an8}Man, you guys see that Fucker kid?
Dude's built like a brick shithouse.

273
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,928
I bet he pulls some serious poontang
around here.

274
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,223
Okay, his name is Tucker, and
it is not okay to talk like that, Giorgio.

275
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,766
{\an8}For real? I've been calling him Fucker.

276
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,268
{\an8}- I thought it was a nickname.
- Do you--

277
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,853
{\an8}How do you know he's good with the ladies?

278
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,355
{\an8}I see him at the restaurant
all the time chatting up the waitresses.

279
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,024
My daughter works at the restaurant.

280
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,151
Yeah, D. A lot of people's daughters work
at the restaurant,

281
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,319
and they all say the same thing.

282
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:23,155
{\an8}Fucker's like a young Giorgio,
and he could get it.

283
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,407
{\an8}Okay, let's call it a day, folks.

284
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,661
Come back tomorrow. Hopefully, we'll have
some clarity on the leadership situation.

285
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,540
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the rush?
Let's keep these good vibes going.

286
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,168
What say we all head back
to my saloon for some team bonding?

287
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,003
- That doesn't seem like a good idea.
- All of us?

288
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,507
Yeah, man,
definitely Kolton's friends for sure.

289
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:42,883
Tucker, you in?

290
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,009
Sounds good.

291
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,846
Oh nice, Fucker. I'm 100% in.

292
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,807
D, if you gotta stay
and practice whistling-- [stammers]

293
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,559
No, no, no, no.

294
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,354
I'm-- I'll come. Want to make sure
there's at least one grown-up there.

295
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,730
[laughing]

296
00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:00,275
Oh, does anybody got room in their trunk
for my scooter?

297
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,371
Do you know where the clay is?

298
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:13,997
Over there.

299
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,666
Cool.

300
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,961
So, remember when I said
I didn't want to hang out with you

301
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,421
because you're, like, in mourning?

302
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,924
I'm sorry that I said that.

303
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,719
I'm not the best at, like,
speaking sometimes.

304
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,683
And just so you know,
Megan's party was pretty dumb. And boring.

305
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:38,397
Well, just so you know, dumb and boring
is, like, very appealing to me right now.

306
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:45,320
I heard Kyle broke up with Megan because
she got "Secretary" as her potential?

307
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,782
I think that's pretty fucked.
She could be, like, Secretary of State.

308
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,200
I know, but apparently, she, like,

309
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,913
immediately hooked up with Matt Reinders
in the cemetery, and he got "Famous."

310
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,915
[chuckling]

311
00:15:56,915 --> 00:16:00,460
Hey, so, I saw you talking to Jacob
by the mural earlier.

312
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,839
Do you guys, like, hang out or...

313
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,800
Um, not really.

314
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,595
We, like, talk about Kolton sometimes,
but that's about it.

315
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:12,222
Do you know if he wants a girlfriend?

316
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:15,475
Um... y-yeah.

317
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:21,106
I-- I-- I think he wants someone
he can go on dates with,

318
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,151
- hold hands with, do, like--
- So like a girlfriend?

319
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,695
Do you think I should ask him out?

320
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,617
Why not?

321
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,161
[chuckles]

322
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,631
Don't be surprised if you feel like
you've suddenly traveled back in time

323
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,090
to the Wild West, boys.

324
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,594
I built this all myself
in just a couple days.

325
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:56,350
It's mostly pine plywood,
but this bar top here is solid oak.

326
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,560
Not that any of you kids are gonna care.

327
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,104
You've probably never worked
with your hands a day in your life.

328
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,066
I think
that this is actually a brown maple.

329
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,652
Yeah, see, the grain pattern? Straight.

330
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,946
And right here, if you look, you can see
there's some mineral streaking going on.

331
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,199
No! It's oak.

332
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:16,787
Anyway.

333
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,872
Your generation didn't grow up
with cowboys,

334
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,166
but our dads were all
about this cowboy shit, right?

335
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:26,088
Yep. Ireland was nothing
but cowboys and sheepdogs.

336
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,632
I'd have to ask my dad,
but he moved back to Puerto Rico,

337
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:29,883
and we don't talk.

338
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,635
W-Wait, your dad wasn't Italian?

339
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,304
- No, my stepdad's Italian.
- So you're not even Italian?

340
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,473
You know why they called it the Wild West?

341
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:40,143
Because back then, men took matters
of law and order into their own hands.

342
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:41,895
[chuckles]

343
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,647
Uh, hey, what's-- what's this?

344
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:48,735
Ah. That is how we used
to separate the men from the boys.

345
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,405
This was in Johnson's back in the day.

346
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:56,451
I was the only one to ever hit Burly Boy,
so Mr. Johnson let me bring it home.

347
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,620
How does it work? Do you just punch it?

348
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,749
{\an8}- [bell dings]
- [cheering] Ooh.

349
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,126
That's my boy, Fucker!

350
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,460
That was easy.

351
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:09,339
[clears throat] Well, that's-- that's
'cause you're not doing it right, Tucker.

352
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,050
Your form is off.
You have to punch it properly.

353
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,262
You can't just cheat your way
through everything.

354
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,346
Watch.

355
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,727
[bell dings]

356
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,897
[all snickering]

357
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:26,815
If you're so tough,
why don't you give it a go?

358
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,233
No, no. I wasn't laughing at you.

359
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,027
I-It's just the thing,
it's so old-fashioned.

360
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:33,197
I mean, come on,
punching a bag to prove you're a man?

361
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,448
What are we, cavemen?

362
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,784
Whoa! Cavemen are responsible
for a lot of the things we have today.

363
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,330
Check your history, Teach. The wheel...

364
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,291
Weird hill to die on.

365
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,793
[Giorgio] Could you say that again,
D? I think I was distracted

366
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,378
- by your giant vagina.
- What's going on?

367
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,130
- [team laughing]
- I don't know, but... [sighs]

368
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,132
...I'm pretty sure your dad hates me.

369
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,718
- [Dusty] What does that mean?
- [Giorgio speaks indistinctly] ...cavewomen.

370
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,678
- [Dusty] What? No, I don't. Get away--
- Shit.

371
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,639
...your hand away from my vagi--
I don't have a vagina!

372
00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,598
I'm sorry.

373
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:01,808
I can do it. If I wanted to do--
All right, I'll do it.

374
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,185
Are you a little dinky? Or a--

375
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,978
- I'm not a dinky!
- No?

376
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,901
- Kapow!
- [Giorgio shouts] Hey, that's not bad.

377
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:11,944
Get up! No.

378
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,070
- Not bad, Big D.
- Big Boy!

379
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,030
All right,
you're up, you're up, superstar.

380
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,282
Yeah, I would.
But your mom told me not to.

381
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,201
- Okay, come on.
- Nah, I actually mean it.

382
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,162
Your mom's my doctor. She said I should
be careful re-aggravating my injury.

383
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,455
O-Okay. Okay.

384
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,581
While we were fucking!

385
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,875
- [laughing]
- Oh! Oh!

386
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,502
- Got him! Got him!
- He fucked your mom?

387
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,671
No, she called him cute once
when we were teenagers,

388
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,256
- and now it's my whole life.
- Can I go?

389
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,674
- [laughs]
- No, hold on, Axel.

390
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,927
I wanna see Tuck go again.

391
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:39,680
- Oh.
- And no cheating this time.

392
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,265
Okay. Um...

393
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,225
You got anything to eat?

394
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,435
Yeah.

395
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,770
- [Giorgio] Whoo!
- [bell dings]

396
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,730
- [Dusty] Big strong boy!
- [growls]

397
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,319
Okay. "Royalty.

398
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:59,116
The most successful, famous or highly
regarded members of a particular group."

399
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,326
- See?
- But it doesn't say anything about kings

400
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,411
or queens or something?

401
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,079
No, not in this part.

402
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:08,292
I think it just means, like,
a person that everyone admires

403
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,544
- who leads the way.
- Hmm.

404
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,171
And that is who you are.

405
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:15,090
And that is who you can be
to the people in this town.

406
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,634
I mean, look. I literally wrote this down
when you were talking.

407
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,220
"Deerfield's Diana." [gasps]

408
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,389
- The Diana?
- The Diana. Deerfield's Diana.

409
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,849
Hello?

410
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,268
- Oh, my God. Girls.
- Hey, Mom.

411
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,394
- Hey, Nat.
- Hi.

412
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,147
Hey.
We didn't know you two were back hanging.

413
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,315
That's so nice.

414
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,025
[Nat chuckles] That's so nice.

415
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,486
Hey, do you want me to make some nachos
with Totino's Pizza Rolls

416
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,738
and pico de gallo?

417
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,908
Um, yeah, I-- I-- I actually can't stay.

418
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,535
I have this really big test
to study for tomorrow.

419
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,370
- So... [stammers] ...can you drive me?
- Oh.

420
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,288
Okay. But wait!

421
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,249
Your mom was just coming up
with so many dope ideas,

422
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,168
and I want to hear what you girls think.

423
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,045
Trina,
what do you wanna be when you're older?

424
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,673
I'm definitely gonna be unemployed
if I don't study for this test.

425
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,510
- [laughs] Yes!
- [chuckles]

426
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,512
- Okay, so, then what about you, Savannah?
- Ah.

427
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,305
Well, my card said "French."

428
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,474
- Okay, that could be perfect. Right?
- Yes. [gasps]

429
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:06,975
Perfect for what?

430
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:10,646
Well, Cass was thinking
about hosting a gala fundraiser

431
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:14,149
to help the young people
in Deerfield reach their potential.

432
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,026
And I'm gonna write about it
for the <i>Digest</i>.

433
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,361
- [laughs]
- A gala?

434
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,238
Or just a fundraiser.

435
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:23,033
The idea is that we raise money so
that people like Savannah can go to France

436
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,994
or learn French or do whatever it is
the French means to you! [laughs]

437
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,246
Ooh. Ooh la la! [laughs]

438
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,373
I mean, I personally--
I would take the trip.

439
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:32,251
I would go to France
because I studied abroad in Italy.

440
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,545
- Best three months of my life. Yeah.
- Of her life. Yes.

441
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:39,132
Aside from every month I've ever spent
with Trina.

442
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,843
- Oh!
- Amazing save.

443
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,678
[bell dings]

444
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,054
[Axel] Since I got "Meteorologist,"

445
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,057
my parents have been expecting me to
unleash some untapped genius or something.

446
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,726
And since my stepbrother
Xander's a fucking burnout

447
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,145
still working at Giorgio's,
I feel like I can't mess up.

448
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,148
It's like all our parents are projecting
their midlife crises onto us.

449
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,025
[scoffs]
My dad just completely ignores me.

450
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,570
Seems like the only thing he wants
to do is take pictures of trees

451
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,363
and hang out with his girlfriend, Hawaii.

452
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,907
Jake, I get why you
didn't want people to know you got "Hero."

453
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,993
As if it's not enough pressure trying
to live up to Kolton.

454
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,495
Man, and you're his twin.
It's like living for two people.

455
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,413
Yeah.

456
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,373
- And your dad, he's, uh-- he's...
- [Beau screams]

457
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,332
...he's clearly not well.

458
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,960
[Raymond] Kolton was the only one
good enough to play college ball.

459
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,504
And now that we know
we don't have the potential--

460
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,047
I mean, what's the point?

461
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,966
Yeah,
but that's pressure too though, right?

462
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,676
Like, everything has to have a point.

463
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,344
You're told you're going to be something,

464
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,139
now you gotta do this and do this
and do this and then that's your life.

465
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:31,143
Exactly. That's what our parents did,
and just look at how fucking sad they are.

466
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,604
I don't want to know
what I'm supposed to be.

467
00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:37,316
I just want to keep doing what I like
and what makes me happy, and--

468
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,901
Shit, I don't know, maybe that's naive.

469
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:42,988
That's privilege. Look, I agree,
but for some people,

470
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,032
knowing what you're going
to be is a dream.

471
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:48,744
Here we are, talking about our problems,
and Jake's going through so much worse.

472
00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:50,162
No, I get it.

473
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,957
I mean, you feel, like,
entitled for wanting to be happy.

474
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,209
[sighs] Yeah.

475
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,877
[Jacob] But also, we're in high school.

476
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:59,755
Like,
things aren't supposed to be this hard.

477
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:01,715
[Axel] Cheers.

478
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:03,675
[sighs]

479
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,137
[Beau] All right, I got next.

480
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,097
- [grunts]
- [bell dings]

481
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,433
No!

482
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,936
Think we should probably just call it,
Mr. Kovac.

483
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:17,648
No way, man. This game is not over
until one of us hits Burly Boy.

484
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,691
- Who wants a shot?
- Giorgio, come on.

485
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,610
I can't have us drinking
around the students.

486
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,780
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Dusty can't handle the spice.

487
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:25,781
[chuckles]

488
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:29,243
This is Cass's hot wings all over again.
Huh, little dinky?

489
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:39,962
- Let's go!
- That's what I'm talking about!

490
00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,672
- Make mine a double.
- Mm-hmm.

491
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,006
Speaking of spice, D,

492
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:45,759
I heard that you and Cass spent a night
at the Cruisin' Cruise Inn.

493
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,595
- Where'd you hear that?
- I got a text from Coach Eagleson,

494
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,807
and I was just concerned because he said
that he saw Cass crying in the hallway--

495
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,767
Yeah, well maybe Coach Eagleson
shouldn't be gossiping

496
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:56,019
about other people's relationships!
How about that?

497
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,689
Take it easy, big man. Smile for me.

498
00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:01,024
- We're all good friends here.
- I'm smiling. I'm fine.

499
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,276
Hey, have another drink.

500
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:03,944
- Take that rage out on the machine.
- Okay.

501
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,863
If you must,
you can rub Beau's head for good luck.

502
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,531
Come on, man. Don't touch my hat.

503
00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:09,783
Take it easy, man.
Little dinky's thinning up top too.

504
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,369
- [inhales deeply]
- We can't all have these luscious locks

505
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,788
that women just love
running their fingers through.

506
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:18,917
[inhales deeply, yells]
Stop talking about your hair! Stop it!

507
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,129
Stop talking about it!
Nobody wants to talk about your hair.

508
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:24,631
Stupid, not-even-Italian, little--
[yelling, grunting]

509
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,592
- Let's go!
- Yeah, hit it! [speaks indistinctly]

510
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:28,385
[sighs]

511
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,723
[chuckles] I-- I--

512
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:35,976
I kinda feel like you think
my whole fundraiser idea is lame.

513
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,477
I don't think it's lame.

514
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,479
I just don't get why it has to be, like,

515
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,648
this big event
with you at the center of it.

516
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,777
I won't be at the center of it.
Wha-- [scoffs]

517
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:50,157
And, like,
what if someone has a bad potential?

518
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:51,700
They don't deserve your support?

519
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:56,663
I don't know anybody with a bad potential.
Do you know somebody with a bad potential?

520
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,209
[cell phone chimes]

521
00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,461
Okay, hold on.

522
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,838
<i>From Giorgio. Cassie, come to Beau's.</i>

523
00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:07,007
<i>Dusty is drunk,
and I don't think he should scooter home.</i>

524
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,342
O-Okay. All right.

525
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:12,054
<i>Bicycle emoji. Woozy face emoji.
Coffin emoji.</i>

526
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,183
- [bell dings]
- Let's go!

527
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,267
Come on!

528
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:20,395
- [scoffs] I'll be right back.
- Okay.

529
00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,284
- Hey.
- Hey, did my dad see you?

530
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:38,121
No, but my parents are outside,
so I only have a minute.

531
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,248
Okay.

532
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,585
I hate that you
and I are both really sad right now,

533
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,713
and I hate feeling like maybe
you could be happier

534
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,507
if you were dating literally anybody else.

535
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:51,593
- [stammers] Trina.
- But I can't think of any possible way

536
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,429
that you and I could ever
have anything normal. Can you?

537
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:58,100
Maybe by being together,

538
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,185
you and I are just going
to keep reminding each other

539
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,104
of this terrible thing we did,

540
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:06,692
and you're always gonna feel like a fraud,
and I'm always just gonna be a liar.

541
00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:08,360
- That's not true.
- Really?

542
00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:11,029
[scoffs] Tell that to the machine

543
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:14,449
and everyone in town
who believes everything it says.

544
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,617
[Jacob sighs]

545
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:17,953
[chuckles]

546
00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:20,873
Okay.

547
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,168
So, take one of these blank cards.

548
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:26,837
I know you're trying
to do something nice right now,

549
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:29,756
but you are basically telling me
I have zero potential.

550
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,841
[sighs]

551
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:32,467
No.

552
00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:38,182
[sighs]
I'm saying you can be anything you want.

553
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:52,529
- No! It's not working, man.
- I'm sorry I called ya.

554
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:55,115
I was just worried about D, to be honest.

555
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,618
- Drinking in front of his students.
- Oi. [sighs]

556
00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,871
Hey, Cass. I ju-- No, I'm--
I'm ready to hit the road.

557
00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,706
Unless you want a little drink
before we go?

558
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,708
- No.
- No, you're in a different mood.

559
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,960
All right, well,
I'm just gonna-- I'll be in the car.

560
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,337
You do that.

561
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:11,089
- Where's my scooter?
- I'm worried about him too.

562
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:14,176
Um... [scoffs]
...but I-- I just can't right now.

563
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:17,095
I have too much else going on.
Actually, I'm-- [sighs]

564
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:20,641
I'm putting together this gala fundraiser,
or "potential" fundraiser,

565
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,686
and, um,
I was thinking that if I needed a venue...

566
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,772
Yes. Absolutely. Yes. [stammers]
The answer's yes.

567
00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:28,607
- Of course, you can use Giorgio's.
- Yeah? [laughs]

568
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,776
And Cass, from this moment on,

569
00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:35,280
it is no longer a potential fundraiser.
It is a gala.

570
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:41,119
- [bell dinging]
- That's what I thought!

571
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,831
[yelling, grunts]

572
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,875
[panting] I know what you did, Fucker.

573
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,710
I'm sorry! [stammers]
I'll fix it, I promise!

574
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,421
- Fix what?
- [gasps] The table! [pants]

575
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,549
This. This. [pants]

576
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:54,800
[pants]

577
00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,806
[panting]

578
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:09,857
Never mind, Tucker. Go home.

579
00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:10,941
[Tucker pants]

580
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:12,568
Okay.

581
00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:45,642
It was you, wasn't it?

582
00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:50,189
It's over now.

583
00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:13,462
[sighs, chuckles]

584
00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:15,964
So much for setting a positive example.

585
00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:39,905
[crying, sniffling]

586
00:30:14,815 --> 00:30:15,941
[exhales sharply]

587
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:55,814
[sighs]