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[grunts, shouts]
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[breathing heavily]
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I can't let you smash it.
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Who says I was gonna smash it?
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You are not in my mind.
You don't know what I was gonna do.
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And I could ask you,
what are you doing in the store
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- in the middle of the night?
- Okay, okay. I was working.
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And then I didn't wanna go home,
so I was just hanging out.
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I decided to try the machine
one more time,
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but I accidentally put in
the wrong numbers for my Social
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and I got the same thing,
the same card again.
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So I put in the wrong numbers again,
different numbers,
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and I didn't put my fingerprints on it.
I put on my arm and my elbow and my face.
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And no matter what I did,
every time I got the same thing,
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which means it isn't even using
the things people think it's using.
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Which means this whole thing is more,
I don't wanna say magical, but, like--
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Are you high right now?
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- Of course. Of course I am.
- [sighs]
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But that doesn't mean it's not true.
You can see for yourself.
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[machine beeping]
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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- Is that what you got before?
- [sighs] It's what I am.
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I thought you got "Dancer." [chuckles]
You're a-- You're a ghost?
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I might as well be.
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I'm practically invisible in this town
these days.
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- And you are pretty scary.
- [scoffs]
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Well, if you wanna trade,
I'd actually love to be invisible.
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- Well, you're invisible to me, dear.
- Oh, thanks. High praise.
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I mean I won't tell Mr. Johnson
you were here.
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Thanks.
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And I won't tell him
you were gonna smash the machine,
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especially now that we know
about the fingerprints and Socials.
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Oh, forget all that.
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People who believe
will continue to believe,
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and the people who don't
will just take this as proof it's a scam.
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You start telling people
that machine doesn't work
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the way they think it does,
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it's only gonna create more of a divide
and put you at the center of it.
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Now, what if Mr. Johnson asks
about that broken glass?
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{\an8}I'll tell him a-- a ghost did it.
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{\an8}Seriously, you say anything,
and I will beat your ass.
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[sighs]
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[entrance bell rings]
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Good afternoon.
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Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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I just took a quick break
from all of my gallivanting
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so that I could come and tell you
to go to hell.
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- Yeah. You've been talking to Trina...
- Hmm.
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...telling her that I've been canoodling
with bachelors and playing princess,
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as if last night and everything
that I've been working so hard towards
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has something to do with me.
Trying to-- to get attention or something.
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[Cass] Uh... [stammers] ...okay.
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- But I did not ask for that, okay?
- [scoffs]
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I do not want that because I am not you.
So you can think what you want,
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but I'm not gonna let you lie about me
to my daughter
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the same way that you have lied
about Martha to me.
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Yes. Did you really think
that we would never talk?
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You told me
that Martha didn't wanna have kids.
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You told me
that Martha did not want to have me.
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You had me feeling, this entire time,
like this has all been my fault.
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Have you had lunch?
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I'm sorry, what? What?
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- Please don't change the subject.
- I'm not.
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I'd like to take you to lunch
so we can talk.
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Properly.
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Yeah. [stammering]
Yeah, yeah. Treat me to lunch.
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Um... [chuckles]
...you do realize that I made this, right?
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I'd rather have an antler shoved up my ass
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than to pick another deer
made out of sticks.
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[theremin whistling sharply]
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[footsteps approaching]
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- Dad?
- Oh, no, no. Trina, Trina. [shushes]
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Hold on. I am taking my whistler potential
to a whole new level.
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[breathes deeply]
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[theremin whistling "Yeah!"]
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[Dusty whistles]
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[Dusty whistles]
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[theremin stops whistling]
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- I think Mom's having an affair.
- What?
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I caught Mom and Giorgio together
on the gondola last night,
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holding hands and looking shady as fuck.
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[laughs] That's--
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Trina, I've seen Giorgio
take your mom's hands...
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- [scoffs]
- ...and kiss them in front of me.
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- It's nothing new.
- And you're-- you're okay with that?
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I'm not okay with it.
Of course I'm not okay with it.
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So then what are you gonna do
about it? Huh?
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- Well-- I'm--
- I smashed that fucker's sign,
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and he didn't even do anything to me.
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[scoffs] Well, maybe I'll--
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maybe I'll smash in something
more than a sign.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah!
- Maybe I'll smash in his fucking face.
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- Yeah!
- Or maybe he has another sign I can smash.
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Either way, I'm not gonna stay down here
and take his shit anymore.
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- No.
- You think I'm gonna take his shit?
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It does seem like you're here
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- playing the fucking theremin.
- Not anymore--
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- [theremin whistling]
- No, you're not!
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I'm not gonna take it. No.
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'Cause your dad doesn't take
anybody's shit! [groans]
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- Can you just turn that thing off?
- It's tricky! [groans]
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You render it useless...
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- when you take it off a flat surface.
- [whistling stops]
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[car alarm beeps]
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[engine starts]
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[vehicle departs]
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[car alarm beeps]
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Come out here, Giorgio!
We have man business.
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I'm coming in!
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Giorgio, show yourself!
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Good. Hey!
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Are you ready for your comeuppance,
you slick prick?
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[whispers] Giorgio, where are you?
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[inhales sharply]
W-Welcome to Giorgio's. [groans]
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Giorgio.
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D?
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[sniffs] I never wanted you
to see me like this, D.
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I never wanted you to look at me
with anything less than unadulterated awe.
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Unadultera--
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- You're the adulterator, you dipshit.
- It's true.
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I made a move on your girl, D.
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But she rejected me,
and I get it, you know? I do.
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Why pay for a slice of Giorgio pepperoni
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when you've got the world's greatest pie
at home?
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More like a hearty Irish stew, but yeah.
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Anyway, it's all good.
I'm just gonna be alone forever...
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[breathing shakily]
...and that's A-okay with--
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[sobbing]
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[sighs] No. No, no, no.
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No, don't say that.
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[sobs] I'm just too much
of an idiota to find love.
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Even the idiotas deserve love.
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No. No, I'm just a big,
bald, stupid little baby.
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Giorgio, y-you have
many attractive qualities.
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- Name five.
- [whispering] Five? Holy shit.
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Yeah, five.
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You have a lovely big house.
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Okay, but that's not about me though.
Make it about me specifically.
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Mmm, you've got such robust chest hair.
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Hmm. Thank you.
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You've got great taste in women.
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- Hmm? Obviously.
- [chuckles]
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And what a lovely skull you have.
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Gotta count for something.
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Two more.
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- [whispering] Two fucking more. Wow.
- [sighs]
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- That's a lot more, isn't it?
- You see?
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You see, D? You can't even think
of five things that easily, man.
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I-- I got nothing to be proud of, D.
I'm a fraud.
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I sold all my stuff,
all my cool sports stuff,
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including my Rangers goalie mask. And why?
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Why? To impress an outstanding woman?
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Like, do you have any idea how this feels?
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To do everything that you can
for a person,
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and yet she still doesn't love you
the way that you wanna be loved?
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[breathes deeply, clicks tongue]
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Giorgio, I don't know
how to help you with that... [sighs]
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...but I could help you get your mask back.
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Oh, maro. You're such a good friend, D.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Let's get your hair on, shall we?
That would cheer you up, wouldn't it?
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- [breathes deeply]
- Yeah.
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Head down.
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- And pop it on. Pop it on. Mmm.
- Oh, that's nice.
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- Pretty boy.
- [clicking tongue]
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Do you remember the first time
we came in here together?
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Sadly, I do not.
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Now, you were about ten or 11.
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And that was all offices,
and this was Shanghai House.
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And there was a koi pond here,
where the canal is.
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- Remember? After the tornado?
- I don't remember a tornado.
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There was no tornado.
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Everyone panicked,
boarded up their windows,
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cleaned Johnson's out of supplies,
and it missed us by about 50 miles.
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You were so disappointed. [chuckles]
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Standing out there on the lawn,
staring up at the sky,
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waiting for something exciting to happen,
and all you got was a drizzle.
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So, I brought you here
for some chicken balls and MSG.
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You said you wanted to talk,
so does this story have a point maybe?
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My point is you were bored living here.
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You've always been bored and wanting more.
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When we lived in New York
and I was dancing,
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Martha couldn't understand that.
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She wanted a quiet life.
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She wanted to move here,
live closer to her family.
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And I didn't want to lose her, so we did.
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I gave up my career
because that's what you do
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when you love somebody.
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You bury parts of yourself
to keep them happy.
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But I was damn fucking bored, Cass.
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So I ran for office,
and Martha didn't like that either.
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And I'm not blaming her,
but I needed that.
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I needed something for myself.
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Okay.
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But you lied to me. Yes.
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You told me that you and Martha broke up
because she didn't want kids.
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She didn't want kids,
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which is why you may have noticed
she doesn't have any kids.
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But I did.
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I wanted you, which is why I chose
to have you at 17 years old.
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With no help from your dad,
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or from my parents
who kicked me out of the house
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and made me raise you on my own,
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which I was damn well happy to do
because I was a very good mother.
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- And sweet fucking hell!
- [rock music playing]
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Can't you see
we're having a conversation here?
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If you don't shut that thing up,
I will dance all over your face.
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[video game beeps]
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Uh, nice, Mom.
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I don't expect you to take my side.
You think I'm the enemy. It's fine.
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I just wish it didn't always have to be
a competition between us.
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[breathes deeply] So do I. [sighs]
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- [Izzy chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.
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[breathes deeply] That being said though,
I bet I kick your ass on that there game.
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- I'm actually surprised...
- [car alarm beeps]
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...these people would spend money
on a goalie mask.
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There's a lot they could've been doing
to their property.
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{\an8}I mean, like, not to judge, but come on.
The lawn edging?
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- If they're so good at math--
- Hey, Giorgio, you think you have it bad?
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Check it out.
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Whoa, "Sole Survivor."
What kind of potential is that?
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- It's the worst kind of potential.
- What the f--
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Hey there, friend. You the mathematician?
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Nah, man. I'm Urie, the sole survivor.
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But I don't know what I'm gonna survive,
so I've been living in the garden shed
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to protect my family.
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- What a lovely idea.
- Smart.
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- You guys wanna have tea with me?
- What a delightful offer, Urie.
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I'll give you the mask back for free,
if you come inside and have tea with me.
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It's really Giorgio's mask,
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- and it looks like a two-person shed.
- Let's have some tea, D.
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- [groaning] Fuck a duck.
- Let's go, D.
235
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- What kinda tea you got in there, Urie?
- Chamomile.
236
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Chamomile. Hell, yeah.
237
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,125
- Chamomile, love it.
- [Dusty groans] Now it's a party.
238
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,209
[Giorgio] Yeah.
239
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,171
[pop music playing]
240
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- [whooping]
- [chuckling]
241
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:05,846
[Cass shrieks]
242
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,350
[Izzy coughs, groans]
243
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,395
[Cass cheers] Yes!
244
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:16,815
- [vocalizing] In your face.
- Wow. [chuckles]
245
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,026
I'm sorry,
who was the professional dancer?
246
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,778
Oh, that's right.
Hi, I'm the professional dancer.
247
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,780
- Yep, yep. [shrieks, chuckles]
- Okay, ma'am.
248
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,490
- Yeah, you're causing a scene.
- Yes.
249
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,534
- [Cass] Oh, come on!
- [Trina] You good?
250
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,411
Your Grizzy is faking an injury.
251
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,954
I am not faking.
252
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,209
And it's not 'cause of that stupid thing.
It's 'cause of Pat and Farid's wedding.
253
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,837
Okay, so why didn't you
just say something?
254
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,130
Why try to play this game--
255
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,508
I didn't get Dancer
for my potential, girls.
256
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,387
And it won't be long before people
wanna see my card.
257
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,306
That's all people care about now.
258
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,683
And once they realize I've been lying...
259
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,187
they'll never vote for me again.
260
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,523
- What are you talking about?
- [sighs]
261
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,399
[inhales sharply]
262
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,374
Does Jacob have any more
of those blank cards?
263
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,217
Just so you know,
this isn't exactly halfway between
264
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,010
our houses as the crow flies.
265
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,013
"As the crow flies"?
You're such a freaking dork.
266
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,224
I'm doing you the favor.
I feel like you should be coming to me.
267
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,643
- I'm not allowed in your house.
- Yeah, how convenient.
268
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,982
Here.
269
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,490
- Thanks for doing this.
- No worries.
270
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,119
[Jacob] Oh... [chuckles]
271
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,581
...of course, yes, um--
this concludes our transaction,
272
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,333
so I guess I'll be on my way.
273
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,294
Me too, as well.
274
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,801
Or we could just stand here forever
in this random spot.
275
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,220
It's not random.
It's equidistant between our houses, so...
276
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,223
Mmm. It actually isn't. [chuckles]
277
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,226
But I am very happy to be here with you.
278
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,438
Because you know what's not working?
279
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,398
Not being together.
280
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,277
No, that's not working at all.
281
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,655
That is definitely not
making anything better. [chuckles]
282
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:32,034
- [both chuckles]
- I just like you so much still.
283
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,415
- Yeah. [laughs]
- Yeah. [chuckles]
284
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,791
[Trina chuckles] Yeah.
285
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,586
[Urie] My biggest nightmare
is losing someone I love.
286
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,963
I don't want my wife around me,
if something bad's gonna happen.
287
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,424
Okay, but this is no way to live, Urie.
288
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:51,595
I mean, your wife is stuck in the house
doing fractions by herself.
289
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:52,763
It doesn't add up.
290
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,014
Think about it logically.
291
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,769
If a meteor was to hit your house,
if you're really a sole survivor,
292
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:04,233
then you'd be fine out here in your shed,
but your wife would be-- [inhales deeply]
293
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,527
She would be smashed by a space rock.
294
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,528
[snaps fingers]
295
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:11,281
I understand that with this,
but not with this.
296
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,492
Every time I step outside,
I feel like I'm gonna vomit.
297
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:16,203
Aw, man, I know.
298
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:19,790
I would throw up before big games
when I was playing for the Rangers
299
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,916
in that very helmet right there.
300
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:26,839
I put so much pressure on myself
because I was living in fear too.
301
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:30,217
I felt like-- I felt like I had to be
this hockey superstar
302
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,928
just because I had
so much God-given talent, you know?
303
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,888
But the truth is, Urie-- the truth is,
304
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,932
now I know
I should have just followed my heart.
305
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:40,477
Flown to Italy,
so it could be me with Cass, instead of D.
306
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,564
But I want you to know,
you would have been my best man.
307
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,482
What? Okay. Let-- [stammers]
308
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:50,737
I wasn't even in Italy with Cass.
I was-- I was working at a ski resort.
309
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,699
- Really? I didn't know that, D.
- Mm-hmm.
310
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,908
Yeah, that was--
311
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,120
Wow, that was actually the last time
that Cass and I were apart.
312
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,373
That was, like, 20 years ago, Big D.
313
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,542
You haven't been on your own in 20 years?
314
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,755
I mean, I'm-- [stammering]
I can do some things alone.
315
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,426
I go to the movies on my own.
316
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,970
Why? Why do you go
to the movies on your own?
317
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,847
I guess, in a way, I am...
318
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,434
a bit afraid too.
319
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,105
Afraid of finding out what would happen
if I didn't have Cass.
320
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:31,028
I spend so much time thinking about
what she wants from me,
321
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,447
I don't even know what I want from myself.
322
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,949
It's like we're all trying
to control these things
323
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,618
that can't be controlled, right?
324
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:41,121
Instead of embracing the uncertainty.
325
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,042
Yeah. I mean, look at us,
a bunch of best friend scaredy-cats,
326
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,668
sitting here sipping tea.
327
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,003
- What are we doing?
- [chuckling]
328
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,214
I'm gonna start going back outside,
living my life.
329
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:52,382
- Yeah!
- Proud of you, bro.
330
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,343
You guys wanna hang out tonight?
331
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,930
- I would love to...
- Me too.
332
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,723
...but I have... [clears throat]
333
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:04,686
[stammers] ...previously committed
to going to a m-magic show.
334
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,854
That sounds fake.
335
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,942
It does. But, no. The magic is real.
336
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,528
[theater goers chattering]
337
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:18,951
- Wow. [scoffs]
- I know.
338
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,328
I'm surprised I found a parking spot.
339
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,998
This is incredible, Izzy. I can't believe
how many people showed.
340
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,043
Well, like I told them,
if you turn out to be a real magician,
341
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,629
maybe they'll turn out to be
whatever it says on their cards.
342
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,172
- No pressure.
- [laughing]
343
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,925
- [Izzy laughs]
- [Mr. Johnson laughs]
344
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,719
- Okay, so.
- Mmm.
345
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,721
Speaking of cards... [exhales deeply]
346
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,475
- don't say I never do anything for you.
- [gasps] Mmm.
347
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,937
- But you can say, "thank you."
- [chuckles]
348
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,232
Or even "thanks."
Or "Hey, Cass, you're so kind."
349
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,735
You think you're so kind? Watch this.
350
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,989
Martha! Over here. [chuckles]
351
00:19:56,989 --> 00:20:00,909
- Is it true? Do you really have it?
- Mmm. I really have it, Martha.
352
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,205
- One permit for one moat.
- [chuckles] Finally.
353
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,999
Oh, Rose is gonna be very happy,
354
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,209
especially since
she's digging as we speak.
355
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,294
[scoffs]
356
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:18,719
The word "magic" first appeared
in the late 14th century
357
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:23,390
to describe the art
of influencing or predicting events,
358
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:27,895
and producing marvels
using hidden natural forces.
359
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:32,524
Tonight you will witness the marvels
360
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:36,945
of The Great Morphini!
361
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,908
[audience gasping, exclaiming]
362
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,754
Oh, yeah, I fucking love magic. Let's go.
363
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,464
[drumroll playing]
364
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,595
[drumroll stops]
365
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,891
- That is not my card.
- [audience laughs]
366
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,810
Well, Father, are you sure you know
what your card is?
367
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,313
- [audience laughing]
- Hmm.
368
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:16,318
- [Mr. Johnson] Pick a card, sir.
- Uh...
369
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,906
[Mr. Johnson] Memorize it,
then replace it in the deck.
370
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:21,823
[Cass chuckles]
371
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,119
I want you to close your eyes
372
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,623
- and relax to the sound of the metronome.
- [breathes deeply]
373
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:30,958
[Dusty chuckles]
374
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,501
[metronome ticking]
375
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:39,132
Now, take yourself back
to a memory of a place.
376
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:43,303
- A real place. A peaceful place.
- [exhales deeply]
377
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,680
Do you have it?
378
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,558
- [Dusty] Yep.
- Where are you?
379
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,142
I'm skiing.
380
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:50,978
Please describe it.
381
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:53,522
It's snowy.
382
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,983
- [chuckles]
- More descriptive, please.
383
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:59,403
I need you to really put yourself there.
384
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:05,659
Okay. Um, yeah. It's, uh--
I'm skiing. It's snowy. [chuckles]
385
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,036
Uh, I'm maybe 20 years old.
386
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,122
[sighs]
387
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,834
And, uh-- I'm alone.
388
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:19,965
[breathes deeply] You see, I-I've taken
the wrong path on this--
389
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,176
Or the wrong hill,
or whatever you call that.
390
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:28,682
I'm supposed to be on the Beginner,
but I'm on the Black Diamond. [chuckles]
391
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:34,897
And so I start going real fast,
'cause it's basically like this.
392
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:40,694
And I am hurtling so quickly down
the face of this mountain.
393
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,989
[panting] And I don't know
what's gonna happen,
394
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:46,700
but it's--
God, it feels like, I'm honestly
395
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,578
like I'm gonna-- like I'm gonna,
like I'm gonna die. [chuckles]
396
00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:55,626
But I also feel very alive.
397
00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,338
[Mr. Johnson] Eyes closed, please.
398
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,341
Where are you? Where is this mountain?
399
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:05,093
It's in Canada. Uh, British Columbia.
400
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:09,056
- Where? Be specific.
- This-- This place called Whistler.
401
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,766
[Mr. Johnson] And what was your card?
402
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,144
- "Teacher/Whistler."
- [Mr. Johnson] No.
403
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,689
Your card. That you picked from the deck.
404
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,401
- Four of hearts.
- [Mr. Johnson] Check your pocket.
405
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,571
[drumroll playing]
406
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,366
[drumroll stops]
407
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,575
The seven of spades.
408
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,787
[audience laughing]
409
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,914
[Mr. Johnson]
Maybe that was Father Reuben's card.
410
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:37,000
[audience laughing, cheering]
411
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:48,595
And now, for my final trick!
"The Disappearing Woman."
412
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,805
Cassandra Hubbard.
413
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:54,393
When I reopen the doors to this coffin,
you will be gone!
414
00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:55,519
Ooh.
415
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,188
Please welcome my beautiful assistant...
416
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:02,025
[audience clapping]
417
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,987
...who will twirl the coffin around
418
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:09,074
just to show you
there is nothing out of the ordinary.
419
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,576
- Hello, darling.
- Hi.
420
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:12,244
- Hold your breath.
- Okay.
421
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,801
Assistant, please open the coffin!
422
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,109
The Great Morphini thanks you all.
423
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:47,613
And thanks to our brave volunteers.
424
00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:52,826
Well, actually, we're not quite done!
425
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,578
I have an announcement to make.
426
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,541
I'll be stepping down
as mayor of Deerfield.
427
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,918
[crowd murmurs]
428
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,962
I can't in good conscience continue
when I've broken your trust
429
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:07,841
by lying about my MORPHO card.
430
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:10,427
- [Jacob sighs]
- [Izzy] Why did I lie?
431
00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:13,639
Because I saw the writing on the wall.
432
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:16,934
Because I saw the people of this town
placing greater trust
433
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,811
in the prognostications of this machine
434
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,439
than in their hobbled old mayor,
435
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,982
and I don't blame you.
436
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,360
In fact, I envy you.
437
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,530
You believe in this machine
without questioning where it came from,
438
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:33,700
or even Mr. Johnson,
our "master illusionist,"
439
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,955
when he claims he wasn't there
when it magically appeared in his store.
440
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,040
You don't have the coldhearted skepticism
441
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,126
to ask about security tapes
or any kind of proof.
442
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:46,713
Izzy, you know my cameras
weren't hooked up.
443
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,340
- Why--
- That's right.
444
00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,384
But you did say Jacob was there.
445
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:53,595
And luckily Jacob knows
all kinds of things about the machine.
446
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:58,016
He was telling me that the fingerprints
and the Socials are all a scam.
447
00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,184
Is that what you said?
448
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:01,436
[Jacob] No, wait, okay,
that's not what I was trying to--
449
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,689
And Jacob can get blank cards
from the machine,
450
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,482
since he so kindly provided me with one.
451
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,901
Okay, I didn't give it to you.
I gave it to Trina.
452
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,152
[audience murmurs]
453
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:12,155
I mean, I kn-- I knew it was f--
[stammers] I knew it was for you.
454
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,824
I didn't directly hand it to you, but I--
455
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,409
[Izzy] It's not your fault, Jacob.
456
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:18,579
I don't want anyone pointing fingers
at Jacob or Cass.
457
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:20,205
Why would anyone blame Cass?
458
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:23,083
Oh. For making the fake card.
459
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,626
- [audience clamoring]
- Oh, fuck.
460
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,461
[Izzy] I never would have
dragged Cass into this,
461
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:28,130
except she's the only one
with the equipment
462
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:31,300
to make convincing fakes, see?
463
00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:37,973
[scoffs] What are you trying to say?
I only made you one fake card.
464
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:38,891
[audience gasps]
465
00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:41,685
Don't gasp! She just told you that.
466
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,313
Cass, I'm defending you, honey. [chuckles]
467
00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:47,816
Now, I can assure everyone here
that Cass hasn't made any more of these,
468
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:49,526
and I for one believe her card,
469
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:52,362
which happens to say she's royalty,
is real.
470
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,283
So I won't have any one of you questioning
the Potential Fund
471
00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:59,786
or any other profits she may have incurred
from MORPHO-related merchandise.
472
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:03,749
After all, Cass isn't the only one
making money off of this thing.
473
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:08,045
I know Martha and Rose quadrupled business
since the arrival of the MORPHO,
474
00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:12,257
with people like Coach Eagleson
inspired to have affairs there.
475
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,760
- [audience clamors]
- She's even put in a moat.
476
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:16,720
Oh, let's be real, people.
477
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,014
If Cass were making any other fake cards,
478
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:22,017
she certainly would have made a better one
for her own husband.
479
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:26,021
She would've given him something
more like, I don't know, Superstar.
480
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:26,939
[chuckles]
481
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:29,191
All right. Izzy, that's enough.
482
00:27:29,191 --> 00:27:31,860
It is. It's enough, people.
483
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,529
Can't you see this was simply
484
00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:36,365
an act of sacrifice
from a daughter for her mother,
485
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:38,492
so that I could pretend
I once had potential,
486
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,077
when in reality, I was--
487
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:41,537
How'd you put it, Cass?
488
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,207
"A glorified backup dancer,
489
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,209
whose life's greatest achievement was
490
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:51,588
playing Swing Number Three
in a shitty Broadway musical."
491
00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:55,300
[audience murmurs]
492
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,385
[Cass scoffs]
493
00:27:57,177 --> 00:28:00,389
Okay, do not listen to this woman.
494
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:02,891
She lies about everything.
495
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:05,561
She just wants things
to go back to the way they were,
496
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:08,146
so that she can have power again. But--
497
00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:11,733
But we can't do that. We can't go back.
We can't, we can't. I'm sorry.
498
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,318
No, it's, uh, the machine.
499
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:16,572
The MORPHO machine
means something, doesn't it?
500
00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,240
[chuckles] I mean, I can see that now.
501
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,826
I don't know what it means,
but it means something. So...
502
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,079
While we all figure it out,
we cannot allow Izzy--
503
00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:26,456
[audience murmurs]
504
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,166
to distract us-- Shit.