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[bell on door jingles]
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{\an8}[bell on door jingles]
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{\an8}Hey, Mr. Johnson. Are you still open?
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You're the kid that tried to crack open
the machine with a screwdriver.
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Yeah, I'm Xander.
I didn't know if you'd remember me.
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Uh, I got "Gum" from the MORPHO.
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And you took my photo, but then
you never put it on your wall. [chuckles]
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Whoa. Sweet sword, Mr. Johnson.
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Yeah.
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I bought it off Giorgio,
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thinking I could maybe use it
to saw people in half, but, um...
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Oh, right.
You had your big magic show tonight.
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Sorry. [chuckles]
I wanted to come, but I was working.
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Well, you didn't miss much.
Most of my tricks didn't work.
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I'm starting to think
I might not be a magician after all.
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Maybe this will cheer you up.
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The antenna was busted when I found it,
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but I figured out how to fix it.
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You know what I used?
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Gum.
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[Xander grunts]
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You thought this would cheer me up?
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Well, I thought you might want it,
to go with the other one.
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- The other what?
- The other machine.
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- What makes you think this goes with that?
- Look inside.
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Ta-da!
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What are you thinking about?
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Are you thinking about
how your mother betrayed you
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and tried to turn the whole town
against you?
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- [sighs] Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what I thought
you might be thinking about.
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- What are you thinking about?
- I'm thinking about that too, yeah.
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And just feeling utterly enraged
on your behalf.
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Uh, see, I think after this,
I'm gonna have to cut your mother off.
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Not have her around for dinner
or talk to her at all anymore, maybe.
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You'd do that for me?
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It would be a great sacrifice...
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- [chuckles]
- ...but I'd be willing to try.
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I've also been thinking about
this minor revelation that I had tonight.
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[Dusty inhales sharply]
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- When Mr. Johnson had me up on stage...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and was making me remember what
it felt like to be skiing at Whistler,
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it was like something shifted inside me.
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So? What does that mean?
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You wanna go back to Whistler?
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No. I don't know what it means.
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What did it mean to you
when you got "Royalty"?
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You wanna ask me now?
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I am. I'm asking you now,
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which I know is very late,
but I do wanna know.
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[sighs]
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I think I just felt like
I had some value or something.
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You didn't feel like you had any value?
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N-No. No, I did.
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Something shifted in me too,
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and I felt like maybe it was okay
to wanna be...
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seen.
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It's-- That's pathetic, but--
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No. No, that's not pathetic.
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It's not. Hey, you wanna talk pathetic?
Let's talk about Giorgio, huh?
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Swanning around in his big wig
like a porno John Travolta,
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stuffing God-knows-what
down his underpants.
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Wait. Giorgio wears a wig?
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- Yes! I've been dying to tell you...
- [laughing]
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...but so much other stuff
has been happening.
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Just, um, FYI, I still sleep next door.
You guys literally couldn't be any louder.
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Sorry, sweetie. We'll shut up.
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Yeah,
we were just talking revelations, honey.
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Is your revelation that it's 2:00 a.m.?
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No, no. No, I was just saying to your mom
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that maybe everything is
not quite as it seems.
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Whoa. Yeah, that's deep.
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You know what? Yeah, I changed my mind.
I'm actually glad you woke me up for this.
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No, no, no. Listen, listen.
What I'm saying is,
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what if "Teacher/Whistler"
doesn't really mean "Teacher/Whistler"?
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[Cass, Trina] Mmm.
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Just like "Royalty"
doesn't literally mean "Royalty."
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Maybe "Potter"
doesn't literally mean "Potter."
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I didn't get "Potter." I got "Liar,"
which I'm assuming had to do with the fact
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that I was cheating on Kolton
with his twin brother before he died
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and lying to him about it
and lying to everyone about it,
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and I've been seeing Jacob and lying
to everyone about that ever since.
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But if you have a different interpretation
of what "Liar" could mean,
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I would love to hear it.
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- I would have to have a think about that.
- Mmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Trina, I'm-- I'm so sorry. [stammers]
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Why are you sorry?
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Because--
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I'm sorry that you felt like you couldn't
come and talk to us about this.
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I just feel like, "Oh, fuck. We really--
We really dropped the ball on this."
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's okay. I'm, like, fine.
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- [Dusty] Oh.
- [cries]
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[Cass grunts] Mmm.
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You know,
I don't know if now is the right time,
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but I've-- I've always thought that Jacob
was a better fit for you, as it happens.
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I-- I'd say that now--
now's not the right time to say that.
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- [Trina] I would agree. [sniffling]
- [Cass] Oh.
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"This is a new day in Deerfield,"
Mayor Izzy proclaimed
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while fixing my gaze with a roguish smile.
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I took another sip of my ashwagandha tea
as I waited for her to continue.
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"Apparently," she sputtered,
"the silent majority of MORPHO Mistrusters
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has called for a return to normalcy..."
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Nobody is calling for that.
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"...which is why she feels
she has no other choice
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but to continue on as mayor
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and proceed with preparations
for this year's Deerfest.
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Natalie Pearl, Deerfield Digest."
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- [stammers] Yeah, but... [scoffs]
- Thank you.
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...I would rather eat Giorgio's wig
than attend this year's Deerfest.
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And you can print that as my response.
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Okay, I don't know if you're joking,
but if Giorgio has a wig,
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I will print that
because that's a huge story.
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And secondly, yes,
you will go to Deerfest. We always go.
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I can't go anywhere
without people looking at me
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like I'm some kind of fraud
or scam artist,
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and I refuse
to let Izzy rub that in my face.
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- Well, you know she's going to, right?
- [scoffs]
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Most people still believe in the machine,
and they know
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you had nothing to do with it.
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Excuse me. Cass?
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I heard that you're giving people
money back for their sweatshirts.
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Yes, Sheila.
Anything that is MORPHO-related
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that people wanna give back, they--
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- Whoa. Are you taking that off right now?
- Ooh.
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- Do you have something on under there?
- No.
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So, what is the play here?
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Also, I don't think
that's one of your sweatshirts.
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The letters are all wrong,
and they're peeling.
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Yeah, and I don't even think
you got "Rockstar," Sheila.
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You were painting rocks
way before the machine arrived.
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{\an8}Okay, Sheila,
let my friends enjoy their dinner.
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- Uh-- Sheila! What the--
- Bye, Sheila.
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Can I take the opportunity,
with all of you here,
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just to say sorry again
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about trying to win Cass's heart
and break up your famiglia?
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- Yeah, you can.
- We've talked about it.
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- Wait a minute. What happened?
- I was in a really weird place.
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Yeah, you were on a gondola
trying to fuck my mom.
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But I think I'm finally almost ready
to open my heart up to new adventures.
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[exhales sharply]
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That's not as conclusive
as I'd like it to be.
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I've been getting a lot of guidance
from someone
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that I would love
for you to meet, actually.
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Cary. Cary, get over here.
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Buona sera, everyone.
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- Grandpa!
- [chuckles] Hello, Dad.
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Oh! Oh, that's right, D.
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- I almost forgot Cary's also your dad.
- Did you?
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Ever since we collabed on that video
for Cass's fundraiser,
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I've been having Care Bear over here
model some of my merch
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with his insanely jacked body.
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Ah, Giorgio, come on.
I'm not insanely jacked.
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I just move a little weight around,
that's all.
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Nah, you've been moving me
with your wisdom of life, Mr. C.
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That's not his name.
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I guess you could say that Big C
has become a bit of a male model for me
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- in my life in more ways than one.
- [breathes deeply]
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Male model? Dad,
that's kind of like you and "Whistler."
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- See? Like, they mean different things.
- Mmm.
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Okay. So, what pearls of wisdom
have you shared with our Giorgio, Dad?
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Oh, well... [stammers] ...nothing
I haven't tried to instill in our Dust.
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Face your fear.
Don't dwell in the "what-ifs."
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You know, "What if people laugh at me
for trying to be a male model at my age?"
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"What if I lose my accounting firm?"
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Or, "What if my wife meets another man
in Europe and never comes back?"
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- [chuckles]
- "What if the whole town hates me?"
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Yeah. You gotta face your fear.
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Otherwise, you'll never know
what's on the other side of it.
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[announcer on PA]
Good morning, Deerfield Hooves.
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This is Axel the "Meteorologist"
with your daily weather report.
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I know some of you
might not pay attention to this,
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depending on how you feel about
the whole MORPHO controversy.
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But for those of you who do,
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there's a cold front
coming in from the northwest.
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High pressure mixing with warm winds
from the east means a storm's coming.
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A serious storm,
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which could really put a damper
on the opening of Deerfest tonight,
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so make sure you pack your umbrellas.
Make--
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What are you doing?
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Jacob and I are dating.
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We've been dating for a really long time,
even before Kolton died and ever since.
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I mean, we did break up for a bit,
and now we're back together.
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But the point is that we're dating,
and we don't wanna keep it a secret.
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What the hell is going on in here?
You just can't jump on the PA!
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I know, and I'm sorry, but I'm trying
to do something really brave.
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I'm facing my fear.
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Okay. Well, get on with it, then.
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This is Trina, by the way. Trina Hubbard.
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I probably should've said that before,
and it's okay if you all hate me now.
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Although, I'd really be much happier
if you didn't hate Jacob
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because he's a very good boy.
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And the only person
we really owe an apology to is Kolton,
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but he's not here,
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which means he can't hate us
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and hate us less over time
and then forgive us, hopefully,
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which really fucking sucks,
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because I don't want to be a "Liar"
forever.
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Oh.
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Um...
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Also, there is a meeting
of the junior jazz band after school
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in Room 206.
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According to this piece of paper,
they are performing at Deerfest tonight
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in the arts-and-crafts tent,
so check 'em out.
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[PA system chimes]
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[all murmuring]
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Yeah, some hero, man.
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I never said I was a hero.
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You should've said something.
You knew that I liked you.
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And you made me feel like
there was something wrong with me.
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Yeah, because this is about you, Savannah.
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[sighs]
I can't believe Trina would do this.
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She's such a skanky little bitch.
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Hey, maybe you're the skanky little bia--
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- [all murmuring]
- I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.
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That was a mistake, and that's okay.
We are allowed to make mistakes.
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Trina and Jacob just made a mistake,
and they are owning that mistake, so...
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She's owning it.
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Sorry?
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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It would have been really awesome
to have talked about this earlier.
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We did talk about it.
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We agreed
that it sucked not being together.
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First you told me not to say anything.
Then you went and told my dad first.
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Then you told your parents.
Now you've told the entire school.
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And it's just-- It's always on your terms,
and I have no part in it at all.
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That's not true.
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He was my brother, you know.
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- I know that.
- I'm sorry. You told Jacob's dad first?
230
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I didn't mean to.
231
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It just kind of came out
232
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that night that you and Mom were
at the cruise thing having your threesome.
233
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- [all murmuring]
- [Dusty] Hold on. We weren't--
234
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,389
No, it wasn't a threesome.
235
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:48,143
No, uh-- We were
on a normal, romantic, marital getaway
236
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until some bodily mishaps
237
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,356
and some emotional surprises
got in the way.
238
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I told you
it would spice up your marriage.
239
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- You use the coupon?
- Course I used the coupon.
240
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,571
But I don't think any of that is
appropriate in front of the students.
241
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,281
Well, your daughter started this.
242
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,033
[inhales sharply] Yeah.
243
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,244
I'm really surprised
that you told Beau before me.
244
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:08,705
And, Jacob, it feels like we had bonded,
you know?
245
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,416
- Could've mentioned it then when we were--
- Smoking weed?
246
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,045
When we were talking about relationships
at the store that time,
247
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,256
which I now realize was me
giving you advice
248
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,049
about how to get with my own daughter.
249
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,467
You were smoking weed with a student?
250
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,514
- People make mistakes.
- [murmuring]
251
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It's called being human.
252
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:31,478
We need to make mistakes,
especially when we're young.
253
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,939
I'm not just saying this.
This isn't a lecture.
254
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,860
If there was one thing
that I could say to you as your dad,
255
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and to all of you as your "Teacher,"
it would be this:
256
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don't be afraid to make mistakes.
257
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,412
Look at all the fully-grown people
out there who have suddenly,
258
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,538
because of a machine,
259
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,124
decided that they don't like what they do
for a living,
260
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:57,337
or they don't like their garage
or their partner or themselves.
261
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,007
You know what?
I wish I had made more mistakes.
262
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,926
Wish I'd taken bigger swings.
263
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,053
I don't know what the MORPHO means,
264
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,390
but I do know
that it has made a lot of people realize
265
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:12,769
that they want change
and that they can still change.
266
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,565
And once you see the potential of that,
there's no going back.
267
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,360
Well, I know I don't wanna go back.
268
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,655
I mean, I wouldn't get much trade-in value
on my Harley,
269
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,407
especially after the accident.
270
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,911
And I don't wanna think I wasn't meant
to be with Farid.
271
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,079
But I have a neighbor
272
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,124
who's been practicing the bow and arrow
for a month,
273
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,002
and she shot an arrow clean
through her husband's shoulder.
274
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,420
- Whoa.
- Mmm, she all right.
275
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:42,925
But now she doesn't know if it means
her potential isn't really "Archer,"
276
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or if she's just in her head about it.
277
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,386
That's it.
278
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,804
- [inhales deeply]
- [smacks table]
279
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,351
That's it! Yes, sir!
280
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,852
[chuckles] Oh, my God.
281
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,854
- Oh, that's so clear now.
- Is everything okay in here?
282
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,814
Yeah, he's just having another revelation.
283
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,527
I've been trying to think of the word
for it, and that's it.
284
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,571
The thing that's written on the card,
your "life potential."
285
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,157
That's not the job you're meant to have,
286
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,952
or the destiny, or your goals,
or whatever.
287
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:14,665
It's not the end of the road.
It's a turn. It's an arrow.
288
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,043
It's a thing you need to be told
about yourself
289
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,628
to point you in the right direction.
290
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,591
Sweetheart, you needed to be told
that you could be a "Liar"
291
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,218
in order to tell the truth.
292
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,973
And Jacob, who is filled
with this constant anxiety
293
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,142
because he thinks he can't live up
to the reputation of his "Hero" brother,
294
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,145
is then given a card
that says he, too, can be a "Hero,"
295
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,939
and he has to confront that.
296
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,941
[imitates explosion]
297
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:46,446
And Axel,
you got "Meteorologist" in order to...
298
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:51,618
I don't know. Maybe it was just
to help you believe in yourself,
299
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,704
which is exactly what your mom said
300
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,789
on the first night
that we ever talked about this.
301
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,418
Or maybe you're gonna be really good
at predicting storms. I don't know.
302
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,463
But what I do know is that we have been
asking the wrong questions.
303
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,008
We've been asking
where the MORPHO came from,
304
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,010
and what's inside it,
and how does it work.
305
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,680
But what we should have been asking is,
"What's inside of us? How do we work?
306
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,433
And why, of all places in this big world,
307
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,352
did the MORPHO machine come
to fucking Deerfield?"
308
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,437
That's what I wanna know.
309
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,522
I'm proud of you.
310
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,649
[students muttering]
311
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,613
I have not even started this lesson.
Do you mind?
312
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,865
- Okay. You got that.
- I'm sorry.
313
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,327
[Beau] For a guy who knows jack shit
about basketball
314
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,205
and is a mediocre boxer at best,
315
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,874
it sounds like
Dusty's not a terrible teacher.
316
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,375
He made some interesting points.
317
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,837
Did he actually say the thing
about people changing their garages?
318
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,923
Because that feels like
it was directed at me specifically.
319
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,090
Oh, it definitely was.
320
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,221
Well, I don't care.
321
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,056
I like this saloon.
322
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,392
I like it too.
323
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,353
- Really?
- Yeah.
324
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,564
For a while, I thought nothing
would ever make you happy again.
325
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:03,607
Oh.
326
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,483
Also, I like how you can close the door
327
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,487
and kind of imagine
that you're somewhere else.
328
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:13,450
We can go somewhere else if you want.
Have you thought of that?
329
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,535
What, like running away?
330
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,119
[inhales deeply] If we do it together,
I think it's called moving.
331
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,204
Oh.
332
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,083
I know that's kinda the opposite
of Dusty's thing
333
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,917
about owning your mistakes,
334
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,046
but I also know things
can really stick to you in a small town.
335
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,716
I threw up once on a ninth-grade
field trip to the botanical gardens,
336
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,135
and people have called me
"Barfy Beau" for 20 years.
337
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,512
I've never heard anyone call you that.
338
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:36,181
It's pretty much all I'm known for.
[chuckles]
339
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,727
And now they'll probably call me
"sad cowboy" or some shit.
340
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,898
And they'll call you "the twin brother
of the dead basketball star
341
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,442
who cheated with his girlfriend,"
or I don't know.
342
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,612
They'll come up with something catchier
and more hurtful, probably.
343
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:55,158
[inhales deeply] Okay... [sighs] ...fine.
344
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,953
Let's do it. Let's-- [chuckling]
345
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,414
Let's run away.
Let's light out for the territories.
346
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,124
- Yeah?
- Yeah, absolutely.
347
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,460
Okay, you got it.
348
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,671
- [chuckles] I'll start packing.
- [chuckles]
349
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,090
What do we need?
The throat roaster, obviously.
350
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,800
Obviously, yeah.
351
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,429
And the chainsaw.
352
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,139
In what scenario
would we need to take the chainsaw?
353
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,725
In what scenario
would we not take the chainsaw?
354
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:21,894
- Yeah, good point. Yeah.
- [both chuckle]
355
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,065
You know,
356
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,361
I didn't realize that Trina told me
before she told anyone else.
357
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,864
That's pretty cool.
358
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:38,118
I mean, not cool, but ballsy.
359
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,203
[chuckles]
360
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,372
That girl's got a real pair of nuts
on her, doesn't she?
361
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,999
[chuckles]
362
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,628
Yeah. She does.
363
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,009
Hmm, I don't know why you're doing this.
Is this, like,
364
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,929
a "thank you for being an absent,
shitty mother" present?
365
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:59,348
No, it's just-- just a little thing.
366
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,099
There's, like, zero chance
367
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,227
that this won't make me feel worse
about myself.
368
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:04,269
Open it.
369
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:05,854
[Cass] Aw.
370
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,525
Look at that. It's a pretty vase.
It's so beautiful.
371
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,401
- Did you make this?
- Yeah.
372
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,363
- And it's actually more of a chalice.
- [gasps] Oh.
373
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:17,866
Kind of like
what a queen would drink out of.
374
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,746
All right. That's cool.
And yeah, I was right. [chuckles]
375
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,999
It's also 99% sure to fall apart
at any second, so...
376
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,835
Cool. Same.
377
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,129
- When did you make this?
- I don't know.
378
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,884
Kinda just whenever I have the time
to take my mind off of things.
379
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:46,436
Trina, sweetie, I know
that I have not been paying attention
380
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,522
to everything
that you've been going through lately.
381
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:52,734
I was at the magic show
and at Giorgio's before with Grizzy,
382
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,946
- and I saw what she did to you.
- [doorbell ringing]
383
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,030
Mmm.
384
00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,367
Your mom is way more fucked up
than my mom.
385
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,451
[Dusty] Don't worry. I'll get it!
386
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,121
I mean, I'm upstairs,
and you two are right there.
387
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,831
But no, makes more sense for me to get it.
388
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,833
- [sighs]
- Geez Louise.
389
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,586
- Eat chainsaw, asshole!
- Whoa! For God's sake. [sighs]
390
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,087
Yeah, I'm here to murder you,
391
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,715
because your daughter hooked up
with both my sons!
392
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,508
Okay. Jesus. Okay, chill. Chill.
393
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,385
I'm really sorry.
I told him I was coming here.
394
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,430
And he said he had a "killer joke idea,"
which I guess is what that was.
395
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,141
- Did you see that, Jacob? His face.
- Yeah, I saw his face, Dad.
396
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,225
Is it okay if I...
397
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,561
Yeah, please come in. [sighs]
398
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,812
- [Jacob] I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
399
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,940
- [Beau] I'm sorry I called you an asshole.
- Yeah, I know, it was really funny.
400
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,066
[sighs]
401
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,318
Hey.
402
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,363
Hey. What's up?
403
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,656
Hi, Mrs. Hubbard.
404
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,741
Hi, Jacob.
405
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,367
Cool.
406
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:47,581
Um, I was wondering if you wanted
to go with me to Deerfest tonight?
407
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,209
Like, on a date.
Like, yeah-- Like a first date.
408
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:53,128
You know that Cass and I's first date,
we went to Deerfest.
409
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,296
- Dusty...
- [Dusty] Yeah.
410
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,215
We can talk about it a different time.
Go on.
411
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,926
Well, I was just thinking,
now that everyone knows everything,
412
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,178
- we could--
- I'm sorry I didn't talk to you first.
413
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,679
Oh, it's okay.
414
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:06,892
I'm-I'm-- I'm glad you had the courage
to go and do that.
415
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,228
And now maybe we can, like,
try to get to know each other
416
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,021
- and see if we actually like each other.
- [chuckles]
417
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,524
Again, maybe not the time,
but I've always thought that you two--
418
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,108
- Dad.
- Dusty.
419
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,528
So, do you wanna go to Deerfest?
420
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,446
Can my parents come?
421
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,031
- [Beau blows raspberry]
- [parents chuckle]
422
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,908
- Trina with the jokes.
- No, I'm not joking.
423
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,868
It's like--
We used to go together all the time,
424
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,538
and, I don't know, I just kinda want
something normal right now.
425
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,291
Going to a deer-themed festival
on your first date with your parents?
426
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,584
I know you don't wanna go.
427
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,045
Grizzy will be there,
and it's, like, a whole thing--
428
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:38,924
Oh, no. I'll go. Um, I'll go.
I don't care if she's there.
429
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:41,218
And people are definitely
gonna give you looks
430
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,719
- because of the fake card thing.
- Mmm.
431
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,847
- Well, I think we're gonna get more looks.
- Fair.
432
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,932
- [Jacob] So...
- Oh, we're gonna get a lot of looks.
433
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:49,852
I am okay with that, seriously,
if that's what you wanna do.
434
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,104
All right, Beau.
435
00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:55,649
Baby girl wants to go to Deerfest,
so wanna go to Deerfest?
436
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,442
Does this answer your question?
437
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,569
[chainsaw whirs]
438
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,988
Whoo! Deerfest!
439
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,531
- That's not funny!
- [laughs] Yeah!
440
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,825
- Not in the house!
- Oh. Sorry.
441
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,827
- Not in the house, Beau!
- Sorry!
442
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:14,918
Excuse me.
443
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,045
Sorry to interrupt your socializing,
444
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,798
but maybe you've noticed
we're about to open Deerfest,
445
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,885
and I'm just curious about
when you plan to finish the hay maze?
446
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:23,969
It is finished.
447
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:25,053
Oh, is it?
448
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,514
Then why can I see
right over the hay bales?
449
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,975
It needs to be twice as high as this.
450
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,226
It's for kids.
451
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,437
And you assume a child
won't appreciate a challenge.
452
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,523
- Excuse me, Mayor Fontaine?
- [scoffs] Can't you see I'm busy?
453
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:40,068
- You know there's a storm coming?
- I know there's a storm forecasted.
454
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,362
Why do you think we have ponchos?
455
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,616
I suppose you'd be happier
if everybody just stayed home.
456
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:46,700
Well, I think I would.
457
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,119
If there's lightning,
the hay bales will go up like a torch.
458
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,330
What qualifications do you have
to make this assessment?
459
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,750
Well, I did get a card that said
"Sole Survivor" from the MORPHO machine.
460
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,503
It's my first time being out the house
in a month.
461
00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,005
So I'm still a bit nervous
about things I could survive.
462
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,089
Honey, please.
463
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,383
You don't know the first thing
about survival.
464
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,014
[sighs]
465
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,433
[thunder rumbles]
466
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,440
What was that? Sounded like thunder.
467
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,109
It was probably just one of the rides.
468
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,947
Trina, if you get scared,
you know that you can hold Daddy's hand.
469
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,533
- Or we can link arms...
- God.
470
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,076
- ...like The Wizard of Oz.
- Yes! Yes.
471
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:32,621
- Okay, I already regret inviting you.
- [both laughing]
472
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,541
Hey, Father Reuben! Deerfest is that way!
473
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,878
Oh, I told Father Reuben
about my whole, uh, arrow theory.
474
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,255
He was very impressed.
475
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,715
Seems the teacher
has become the "Teacher."
476
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,218
Yeah, I've been thinking about that
a lot actually.
477
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:47,594
Mmm, it's pretty good, right?
478
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,389
Yeah.
479
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:51,557
What?
480
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,016
- Nothing.
- What?
481
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,603
No, I-- [sighs]
482
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,565
I guess I'm just wondering if--
483
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,860
if this is all about a turn in the road
like you said...
484
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:03,944
Mm-hmm?
485
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,446
...then what if we don't turn together?
486
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,324
How do you mean?
487
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:14,580
What if our arrows don't point
in the same direction?
488
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,668
I don't know.
489
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:31,555
[thunder rumbles]
490
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,646
Hello?
491
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,617
[banging]
492
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,078
[Hana speaks indistinctly]
493
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:02,336
[grunts]
494
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:03,754
- Hana.
- [gasps]
495
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:06,089
What you doing?
496
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:11,345
Just trying to fix this hole in the roof
before the big storm comes.
497
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,680
So, you've been listening
to Axel's weather reports, huh?
498
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,309
Um, I don't know who Axel is,
but I've been listening to the news.
499
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,894
What do you normally do when it rains?
500
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:21,188
I have an elaborate system
called a bucket.
501
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,398
But I don't think it's gonna cut it
for this one,
502
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,193
and I don't wanna wake up
in six feet of water, so...
503
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,695
Wait, what do you mean "wake up"?
504
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,657
Yeah, this is my room.
505
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,994
Oh, I'm s-- I'm sorry. I--
506
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,330
I didn't realize you slept here.
507
00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,710
It looks more like the room
of a small child who died 80 years ago.
508
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,338
Thanks.
That's the aesthetic I was going for.
509
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,924
- Where's all your things?
- [sighs] I like to travel light.
510
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,552
Actually got rid of a bunch of stuff
right when I got here.
511
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:54,179
Why did you come here?
512
00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:58,684
What do you mean?
513
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,937
What led you to this town, of all places?
514
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,400
I could ask you the same thing.
515
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,152
I came because there was an opening
at the high school for a chaplain.
516
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:13,240
- Same. But I guess you got it.
- Hana, I'm serious. I wanna know.
517
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,243
Why did you come here now?
518
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,955
What are you doing here, Father?
519
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,920
I don't wanna be a priest anymore.
520
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:42,561
Well, this could be a problem. [sighs]
521
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,274
[theremin squealing]
522
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,552
[squealing stops]
523
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,388
Abracadabra.
524
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,488
[bell on door jingles]
525
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:39,993
Mr. Johnson?
526
00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:46,333
[alarm blaring]
527
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,344
[grunting]
528
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,055
Mr. Johnson!
529
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:09,731
Oh, shoot.