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(驚喜吧,男女適用的魔術)

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(隨時都能騙倒眾人)

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(第57則,卡片加倍魔術)

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{\an8}嘿,強森先生,你還在營業嗎?

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你是那個想用螺絲起子撬開機台的小鬼

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對,我叫山德,我不確定你記不記得我

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我在摩爾弗抽到的卡是“口香糖”

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你替我拍了照片,但一直沒貼在照片牆上

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強森先生,好酷的劍

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(優秀潛力)

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是啊

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我跟喬吉歐買來的

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想說我或許可以用那把劍
把人劈成兩半,但是...

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對,你今晚有大型魔術秀

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抱歉,我原本打算要去,但我得上班

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你沒錯過多少,我大部分的魔術都沒成功

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我開始覺得,我到頭來也許當不成魔術師

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搞不好這會讓你開心一點

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我找到這個的時候,天線壞掉了

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但我想出辦法修好它

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你知道我用什麼修嗎?

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口香糖

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你覺得這會讓我開心一點?

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我認為你或許想和另一個配成一組

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- 另一個什麼?
- 另一個機器

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(摩爾弗,探索你的人生潛力)

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- 你怎麼覺得這兩個能搭配?
- 你看裡面

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《命運來敲門》

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妳在想什麼?

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妳在想妳媽捅妳一刀

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想讓整座小鎮對付妳嗎?

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- 對
- 是啊

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對,我就覺得妳可能在想這件事

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- 你在想什麼?
- 我也在想那件事,對

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我替妳感到超生氣

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既然發生了這件事,我要跟妳媽斷絕聯絡

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不邀她來吃晚餐
也不跟她講話了,應該吧

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你願意為我這麼做嗎?

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這是很大的犧牲,但我願意試試看

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我也在思考我今晚得到的一個小啟示

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強森先生邀我上台的時候

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讓我想起在惠斯勒滑雪的感覺

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彷彿我內心有什麼被顛覆了

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所以呢?這代表什麼意思?

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你想回惠斯勒嗎?

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不,我不知道這代表什麼

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妳抽到“貴族”的時候
妳覺得對妳有何意義?

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你現在才問我這個?

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對,我現在才問妳這個

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我知道現在問實在太遲了
但我真的想知道

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我覺得自己好像有了價值之類的

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妳之前不覺得自己有價值嗎?

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不...我覺得有

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我內心也有什麼被顛覆了

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我覺得我或許可以想被...

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看見

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這真的很悲哀,但是...

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不...這一點也不悲哀

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一點也不,嘿,妳想聊悲哀的事嗎?
不如來討論喬吉歐

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他像A片版約翰屈伏塔
戴著假髮大搖大擺地四處晃

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不知道在內褲裡塞了什麼鬼東西

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等等,喬吉歐戴假髮?

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對,我一直超想跟妳講

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但同時間發生了很多事

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我提醒一下
我依然睡在隔壁,你們講話超大聲

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寶貝,抱歉,我們會閉嘴

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對,親愛的,我們只是在聊人生啟示

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你們的啟示是現在是凌晨2點嗎?

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不...我只是在跟妳媽說

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也許所有事情都不像表面上那麼單純

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對,好深奧喔

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好吧,對,我改變心意了
其實我很慶幸你們倆因此吵醒我

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不,聽著...我的意思是

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如果“老師、吹口哨高手”
不是字面上的意思呢?

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就像“貴族”不見得是字面上的意思

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也許“陶藝家”也不是字面上的意思

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我沒抽到“陶藝家”,我抽到“騙子”
我想這應該是指

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我在科頓死前偷吃他的雙胞胎兄弟吧

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我一直欺騙他,也欺騙所有人

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而且我從那時起就一直和雅各來往
還一直騙大家

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但如果你對“騙子”的意義有其他詮釋

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我很樂意聽聽看

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我得思考一下

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我的天啊

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翠娜,我很抱歉

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妳為何抱歉?

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因為...

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我很抱歉,妳認為無法找我們聊這件事

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我整個覺得“可惡,我們真的犯了大錯”

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沒關係啦,我其實沒事

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我不曉得現在說這個恰不恰當

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但我其實一直覺得雅各比較適合妳

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我覺得現在不是說這個的好時機

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說得對

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(喬吉歐餐館)

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“這是鹿原全新的一天”
伊琪鎮長如此宣布

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同時露出調皮的笑容看著我

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我再喝一口南非醉茄茶,等她繼續說

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她急切地說
“顯然,誤信了摩爾弗的沉默大多數

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已開始呼籲要回歸常態”

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才沒有人這樣呼籲

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所以她認為自己責無旁貸

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必須繼續當鎮長

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並持續準備今年的鹿慶典

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《鹿原文摘》娜塔莉波兒報導

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- 對,但是...
- 謝謝

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我寧願吃喬吉歐的假髮
也不要去今年的鹿慶典

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妳可以發表我的這則回應

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好,我不知道妳是否在開玩笑
但如果喬吉歐戴假髮

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我絕對要發布,因為這可是大新聞

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而且妳要去鹿慶典,我們每次都去

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我不管去哪裡,大家看我的表情

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都一副我是詐騙集團的樣子

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我才不要讓伊琪藉此洗我的臉

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妳知道她肯定會洗妳的臉吧?

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多數人依舊相信那座機台,而且他們知道

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妳與那座機台無關

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卡珊,不好意思

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(搖滾巨星)

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我聽說妳會退款給買運動衫的人

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對,席拉,只要是摩爾弗相關商品

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想退貨都可以...

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妳現在要脫嗎?

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- 妳裡面有穿嗎?
- 沒有

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那妳幹嘛脫?

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而且這應該不是妳製作的運動衫

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字體根本不一樣,而且脫皮了

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對,席拉,而且我認為
妳根本沒抽到“搖滾巨星”

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機台都還沒出現,妳就拿石頭作畫了

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{\an8}好了,席拉,讓我的朋友們好好用餐

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{\an8}(喬吉歐餐館)

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- 席拉,妳...
- 席拉,再見

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既然你們都在,我能不能藉此機會

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再跟你們道歉一次?

135
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因為我試圖偷走卡珊的心
還想破壞你們的家庭

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- 對,可以
- 我們談過這件事了

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- 等一下,發生什麼事?
- 我當時的狀況不太好

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對,你當時在貢多拉船上想搞我媽

139
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但我覺得我終於準備好敞開心胸
面對新的冒險了

140
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這番話不如我預期中可信

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有個人給了我很多建議

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其實我想讓你們見見他

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凱瑞...過來

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各位晚安

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- 爺爺
- 爸,你好

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小達,對耶

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- 我差點忘了凱瑞是你爸
- 最好是啦

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我們為卡珊的募款會合作拍片之後

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我就開始邀這位暖男來當我商品的模特兒

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因為他把身材練得超壯

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喬吉歐,別這麼說,我才沒有練超壯

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我只是稍微調整一下體態而已

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不,凱大哥,你一直用你的人生智慧
調整我的想法

154
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他不叫凱大哥

155
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我覺得凱老大已經成為
我人生中的男性模範

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而不僅是一個男模

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男性模範?
爸,這就像你和“吹口哨高手”

158
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你看,同一個字有多種意義

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好的,爸,所以你跟喬吉歐
分享了什麼人生大道理?

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這...跟我灌輸給小達的觀念差不多

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面對恐懼,不沉溺於假設情況之中

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“如果我這個年紀去當男模
大家笑我怎麼辦?”

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“如果我的會計師事務所倒了怎麼辦?”

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或是“如果我老婆在歐洲
認識另一個男人,再也不回來怎麼辦?”

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“如果整個城鎮討厭我怎麼辦?”

166
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對,必須面對自己的恐懼

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否則永遠不知道恐懼的另一面是什麼

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早安,鹿原鹿蹄隊

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我是“氣象學家”艾賽爾
為各位帶來每日氣象預報

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我知道有些人可能沒注意到這件事

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取決於你對摩爾弗爭論有何想法

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但如果你有注意到

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目前有一道冷鋒從西北方接近

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高壓與溫暖的東風結合,會導致風暴來襲

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很強烈的風暴

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這會擾亂今晚的鹿慶典開幕式

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所以記得帶上雨傘,讓...

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妳在幹嘛?

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雅各和我在交往

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我們已經交往很久了
從科頓過世前就開始,後來也繼續交往

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我們的確分手了一陣子,但現在又復合

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但重點是我們在交往,而且我們不想隱瞞

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到底怎麼回事?不可以亂入廣播

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我知道,對不起
但我在做一件很勇敢的事

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我在面對我的恐懼

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好吧,那妳繼續說完

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對了,我是翠娜,翠娜赫伯

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我剛才應該先說我是誰
若你們現在全都討厭我,那也無所謂

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但你們別討厭雅各,那樣我會比較安慰

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因為他是很好的男生

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而且我們只需要向科頓道歉

192
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但他不在了

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所以他也沒辦法討厭我們

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並且漸漸不討厭我們
最後原諒我們,希望啦

195
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,252
這樣真的很慘

196
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,547
因為我不想要永遠當個“騙子”

197
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,063
而且,放學後有低年級爵士樂團的會議

198
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,481
地點在206教室

199
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,860
這張紙上寫著他們要在今晚的鹿慶典表演

200
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,487
場地位於手工藝帳篷,所以去看看吧

201
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,075
兄弟,好一個英雄啊

202
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,368
我又沒自稱是英雄

203
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,996
你應該要說一聲才對,你知道我喜歡你

204
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,540
卻讓我覺得好像是我的問題

205
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,876
對,莎瓦娜,因為妳是這件事的主角

206
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,170
我不敢相信翠娜會做這種事

207
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,796
她真是個矯情的小賤人

208
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,382
嘿,也許妳才是矯情的小賤...

209
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,634
我不該說那句話,抱歉

210
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:01,138
那是個錯誤,而且沒關係
大家都可以犯錯

211
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:05,475
翠娜與雅各只是犯了一個錯
而且承認了錯誤,所以...

212
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,935
承認的人是她

213
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,938
什麼?

214
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,440
謝謝妳事先告知

215
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,942
若我們能先討論過這件事就太好了

216
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,652
我們有討論過啊

217
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,488
我們都覺得分開的感覺很嘔

218
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:22,201
妳起先叫我什麼都別說
然後又自己先跟我爸說

219
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,328
再去跟妳爸媽說,現在又跟全校說

220
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:28,373
這真的...每次都依妳,我根本不能有意見

221
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,541
才不是這樣

222
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,919
妳知道他是我兄弟吧

223
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,630
- 我知道
- 不好意思,妳先跟雅各的爸爸說?

224
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,714
我不是故意的

225
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,882
當時就說出口了

226
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,594
你和媽去郵輪旅店玩三人行那一晚

227
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,389
等等,我們沒有...不,沒有三人行這回事

228
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:48,143
不,我們當時是在進行
一場正常又浪漫的婚姻小約會

229
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,937
後來才發生一些身體小意外

230
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,356
然後也有一些情緒小驚喜

231
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,441
我就說去那裡會增添情趣吧

232
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,818
- 你有用折價券吧?
- 我當然有用折價券

233
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,571
但我覺得在學生面前說這種事很不恰當

234
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,281
是你女兒先講的

235
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:05,244
對,我真的很訝異
妳先跟鮑爾說,才跟我說

236
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:08,705
還有,雅各,我們之前滿聊得來的吧?

237
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,416
- 你大可早點說,當時我們在...
- 抽大麻?

238
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,045
我們當時在店裡聊感情的事

239
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,256
我現在才發現我當時是在教你

240
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,049
怎麼追我女兒

241
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,467
你和學生一起抽大麻?

242
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,805
人都會犯錯

243
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,558
這就是人

244
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:31,478
我們必須犯錯,尤其是在年輕的時候

245
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,939
我不是隨便說說,我不是在教訓人

246
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,860
如果有什麼是我身為父親能教妳的

247
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:42,573
也是我身為“老師”能教你們的
那就是這個了

248
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,867
別怕犯錯

249
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,412
你們看看那麼多成熟的大人突然之間

250
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,538
就因為一座機台

251
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,124
而決定不喜歡自己原本賴以維生的工作

252
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:57,337
或是不喜歡原本的車庫、伴侶或自己

253
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,007
知道嗎?我真希望我犯過更多錯

254
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,926
真希望我曾冒更大的風險

255
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,053
我不知道摩爾弗的意義是什麼

256
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,390
但我確實知道這讓許多人發現

257
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:12,769
自己想要改變,而且他們依然能夠改變

258
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,565
一旦看到這種潛力,就回不去了

259
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,360
我知道我不想回到過去

260
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,655
畢竟我的哈雷換不了太多錢

261
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,407
尤其是在出車禍之後

262
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,911
我也不想覺得我和法利德並非天生一對

263
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,079
但我有一位鄰居

264
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,124
她練習射箭一個月了

265
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,294
然後她射出一支箭,直穿她丈夫的肩膀

266
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,420
她沒事啦

267
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:42,925
但她現在不確定自己的潛力
是否真的是“弓箭手”

268
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,302
或是自己想太多

269
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,386
就是這個

270
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,351
就是這個,說得太好了

271
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,852
我的天啊

272
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,854
- 我完全想通了
- 都沒事吧?

273
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,814
沒事,他只是得到了另一個啟示

274
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,527
我一直在思考
該用什麼詞彙來形容,就是這個

275
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,571
卡片上寫著你的“人生潛力”

276
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,157
那不是指你應該要做的工作

277
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,952
或是你的命運或目標之類的

278
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:14,665
那不是路的盡頭,而是彎道,是一個箭頭

279
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,043
指出關於你自己必須知道的事

280
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,628
好為你指出正確方向

281
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,591
寶貝,妳需要有人跟妳說
妳會成為“騙子”

282
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,218
才能說出真相

283
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,973
而雅各內心一直很焦慮

284
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,142
因為他覺得比不上有“英雄”之稱的兄弟

285
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,145
所以才抽到一張卡片
說他也可以當“英雄”

286
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,939
而且他必須好好面對

287
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:46,446
還有艾賽爾
你抽到“氣象學家”是因為...

288
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:51,618
我不曉得,也許只是為了幫助你相信自己

289
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,704
你媽媽當時就是這麼說

290
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,789
那晚我們首度聊起這件事

291
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,418
或者你真的會很擅長預測風暴,我不曉得

292
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,463
但我知道我們一直以來都問錯問題了

293
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,008
我們一直在問摩爾弗究竟從哪裡來

294
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,010
裡面是什麼,以及如何運作

295
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,680
但我們應該要問的是
“我們內心有何想法?我們有何作為?

296
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,433
為什麼這世界這麼大

297
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,352
摩爾弗卻來到天殺的鹿原?”

298
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,437
我想知道這些

299
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:20,522
我以妳為傲

300
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,613
我根本還沒開始上這一課
我可以上課了嗎?

301
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,406
- 好,趕快上課
- 真抱歉

302
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,490
(古代建築)

303
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,327
雖然他完全不懂籃球

304
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,205
而且頂多只能算是個平庸的拳擊手

305
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,874
聽起來達斯帝這個老師還不賴

306
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,375
他提出幾個有趣的論點

307
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,837
他真的有說改裝車庫這件事嗎?

308
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,923
因為聽起來好像刻意在說我

309
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,090
絕對就是在說你

310
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,221
好吧,我不介意

311
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,056
我喜歡這個小酒館

312
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,141
(酒吧)

313
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,392
我也喜歡

314
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,353
- 真的嗎?
- 對

315
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,564
我之前有一陣子覺得
再也沒有事情能讓你開心起來

316
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,483
我也喜歡只要關上門

317
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,487
就能想像自己在別的地方

318
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:13,450
如果你想,我們可以去別的地方
你想過這件事嗎?

319
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,535
是要逃離這裡嗎?

320
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,704
若我們一起走,就叫搬家

321
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,083
我知道這和達斯帝說的背道而馳

322
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,917
他說要承認自己的錯誤

323
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,046
但我也很清楚
很難改變小鎮居民對你的看法

324
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,716
我念九年級時
去植物園戶外教學時吐了一次

325
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,135
大家這20年來都叫我“嘔吐鮑爾”

326
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,512
我沒聽過別人這麼叫你

327
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,597
讓我出名的也只有這件事

328
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,727
現在他們大概會叫我
“悲傷牛仔”之類的爛綽號

329
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,898
他們會叫你“死去籃球明星的雙胞胎兄弟

330
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,442
而且偷吃他兄弟的女友”,我不知道啦

331
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,612
他們或許會想出更朗朗上口
也更傷人的綽號

332
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,158
好吧,可以

333
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,119
就這麼做,我們...

334
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,414
逃離這裡吧,連夜逃跑

335
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,124
- 真的嗎?
- 對,當然是真的

336
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,460
好,沒問題

337
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:06,879
我去打包

338
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,090
我們需要什麼?酒水是一定要帶的

339
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,800
沒錯,對

340
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,429
還有鏈鋸

341
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,139
我們帶鏈鋸上路幹嘛?

342
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,725
我們不帶鏈鋸,還上路幹嘛?

343
00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:21,310
對,有道理,是啊

344
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,065
跟你說

345
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,361
我沒想到翠娜先跟我說,才跟其他人說

346
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,864
那還挺酷的

347
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:38,118
其實不是酷啦,但很有種

348
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,372
那小妞的膽子真的挺大的,是吧?

349
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,628
對,是啊

350
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,009
我不知道妳為何送我這個,這是...

351
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,929
為了感謝我這個失職的爛媽媽嗎?

352
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:59,348
不,只是個小東西

353
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,099
我覺得這東西肯定...

354
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,227
會讓我覺得更自責

355
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:04,269
打開就是了

356
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,525
看看這個漂亮的花瓶,好美喔

357
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,401
- 是妳做的嗎?
- 對

358
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,363
其實這是高腳杯

359
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:17,866
有點像王后會用來喝飲料的那種

360
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,746
好,這很酷,而且沒錯,我猜對了

361
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,999
這東西有99%的機率隨時會散掉,所以...

362
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,835
酷喔,我也是

363
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,129
- 妳什麼時候做的?
- 我也忘了

364
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,884
在我想要轉移注意力的時候吧

365
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:46,436
翠娜,親愛的
我知道我最近沒有好好關心

366
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,522
妳正經歷的這些難關

367
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:52,734
我有去魔術秀,之前在喬吉歐餐館時
我也和伊琪奶奶在一起

368
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,946
我看到她是怎麼對妳的

369
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,367
妳媽比我媽扭曲多了

370
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,451
別麻煩,我去開

371
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,121
雖然我在樓上,而妳們倆在這裡

372
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,831
但是沒錯,我去開門比較合理

373
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,833
我的媽呀

374
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,586
- 吃我的鏈鋸一記,混帳
- 夠了喔

375
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,087
對,我要來幹掉你

376
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,715
因為你女兒跟我兩個兒子亂搞

377
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,508
好了,天啊,好,冷靜...

378
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,385
我真的很抱歉,我跟他說我要來這裡

379
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,430
他就說他有一個“超殺搞笑哏”
應該就是剛才那一段

380
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,141
- 雅各,你有看到他的表情嗎?
- 爸,我有看到他的表情

381
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,225
我能不能...

382
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,435
好,請進

383
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,812
- 很抱歉
- 不,沒事

384
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,940
- 抱歉,我說你是混帳
- 對,是啊,真的挺有趣的

385
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,318
嘿

386
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,363
嘿,妳好嗎?

387
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,656
嗨,赫伯太太

388
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,741
嗨,雅各

389
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,367
酷喔

390
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:47,581
我想問妳今晚要不要和我一起去鹿慶典?

391
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,209
像約會那樣,就像...對,第一次約會

392
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:53,128
卡珊和我第一次約會就是去鹿慶典

393
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,296
- 達斯帝
- 好

394
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,215
我們改天再聊這個,你繼續

395
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,926
我只是覺得反正現在大家都知道了

396
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,178
- 我們可以...
- 對不起,我沒有先跟你討論

397
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,679
沒事啦

398
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:06,892
我很高興妳有勇氣說出來

399
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:09,228
現在我們或許可以試著好好瞭解彼此

400
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,021
看我們是不是真的喜歡對方

401
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,524
再說一次,或許現在不是時候
但我一直覺得你們倆...

402
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,108
- 爸
- 達斯帝

403
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,528
那妳想去鹿慶典嗎?

404
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,446
我爸媽能一起去嗎?

405
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,908
- 翠娜在搞笑
- 不,我沒在開玩笑

406
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,868
因為我們以前都一起去

407
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,538
我不曉得耶,我現在只想做點普通的事

408
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,291
第一次約會要去鹿主題的慶典
而且還帶爸爸媽媽?

409
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,584
我知道妳不想去

410
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,045
伊琪奶奶會在那裡,而且這整個狀況...

411
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:38,924
不,我會去,我才不管她在不在

412
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:41,218
而且大家肯定會用異樣眼光看妳

413
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,719
因為假卡片的事

414
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,847
- 我覺得會有更多異樣眼光看我們
- 有道理

415
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,932
- 所以...
- 肯定有會很多人看我們

416
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:49,852
若妳想這麼做,我真的覺得那不是問題

417
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,104
好了,鮑爾

418
00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:55,649
我的寶貝女兒想去鹿慶典
你要去鹿慶典嗎?

419
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,442
這有回答妳的問題嗎?

420
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:00,988
鹿慶典

421
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,531
- 不好笑
- 好耶

422
00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:04,825
- 別在屋裡亂揮
- 抱歉

423
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:06,827
- 鮑爾,別在屋裡亂揮
- 對不起

424
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,330
(歡迎蒞臨鹿慶典)

425
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:14,918
不好意思

426
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,045
抱歉打擾你跟人聊天

427
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,798
但你或許有發現鹿慶典即將開幕

428
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,885
我只是想知道你何時要完成乾草迷宮?

429
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:23,969
完成了

430
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:25,053
是嗎?

431
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,514
那我為何能從乾草捆上方看見周遭?

432
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,975
必須是兩倍高

433
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,226
這是給小朋友玩的

434
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,437
你覺得小朋友不喜歡挑戰嗎?

435
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,523
- 方丹鎮長,打擾一下
- 你沒看到我在忙嗎?

436
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:40,068
- 妳知道風暴要來了嗎?
- 我知道天氣預報說有風暴

437
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,362
不然我們準備雨衣幹嘛?

438
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,616
如果大家都待在家,我想你會比較開心吧

439
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:46,700
是這樣沒錯

440
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,119
如果有閃電,乾草捆會像火炬一樣被點燃

441
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,330
你有什麼資格能做出這番評估?

442
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,750
我確實從摩爾弗機台抽到一張寫了
“唯一倖存者”的卡片

443
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,503
今天是我一個月以來首度踏出家門

444
00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,005
所以我還有點緊張
不知道會從什麼狀況生存下來

445
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,089
親愛的,夠了

446
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,383
你對生存根本一知半解

447
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,440
是什麼聲音?聽起來像打雷

448
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,109
應該只是遊樂設施的聲音

449
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,947
翠娜,如果妳會怕,可以牽爸爸的手

450
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,533
- 或是勾著手臂...
- 天啊

451
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,076
- 像《綠野仙蹤》那樣
- 對

452
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:31,703
好,我開始後悔邀你們了

453
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,541
嘿,魯班神父,鹿慶典在那邊

454
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,878
我跟魯班神父說了我的箭頭理論

455
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,255
他很佩服

456
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,715
看來老師真的成為“老師”了喔

457
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,218
對,我一直在思考這件事

458
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:47,594
挺厲害的吧?

459
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,389
對

460
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:51,557
怎樣?

461
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,016
- 沒事
- 怎麼了?

462
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,144
不,我...

463
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,565
我應該只是在想...

464
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,944
如果這只代表轉換方向,像你說的那樣

465
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,446
那我們如果沒有一起轉換方向怎麼辦?

466
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,324
怎麼說?

467
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:14,580
如果我們的箭頭指往不同方向呢?

468
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,668
我不知道

469
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,646
有人在嗎?

470
00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:03,420
哈娜

471
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:06,089
妳在做什麼?

472
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:11,345
我只是打算在強烈風暴來襲前
修好屋頂的破洞

473
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,680
看來妳一直有在聽艾賽爾的天氣預報

474
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,309
我不認識艾賽爾,但我有聽新聞報導

475
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,894
下雨的時候,妳通常都怎麼做?

476
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:21,188
我使用一種複雜的系統,叫做水桶

477
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,398
但我覺得這次用水桶不足以應付

478
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,193
而且我不想在180多公分高的淹水中醒來

479
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,695
等等,什麼“醒來”?

480
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,657
對,這是我的房間

481
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,452
對不起,我...

482
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,330
我不知道妳睡在這裡

483
00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,710
這裡看起來比較像兒童房
而且那孩子在80年前就掛了

484
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,338
謝謝,我就是想布置出那種風格

485
00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,924
- 妳的其他物品呢?
- 我喜歡輕裝簡行

486
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,552
其實我來到這裡的時候,丟了一堆東西

487
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:54,179
妳為何會來這裡?

488
00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:58,684
什麼意思?

489
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,937
世上有那麼多地方
妳怎麼會來這座小鎮?

490
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,400
我也能問你同一個問題

491
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,152
我來這裡是因為鎮上的中學缺一位牧師

492
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:13,240
- 我也是,但工作被你搶走了
- 哈娜,我是真的想知道

493
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,243
你現在為何來這裡?

494
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,955
神父,你來這裡做什麼?

495
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,920
我不想再當神職人員了

496
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:42,186
這問題可大了

497
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,388
天靈靈地靈靈

498
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:39,993
強森先生

499
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,055
強森先生

500
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:09,731
慘了

501
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,239
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

502
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:33,315
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