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That's good.
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That's me.
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That's...
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Hello, you handsome, little devil.
What are you doing?
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"Whistler."
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I fucking knew it.
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Wow. Okay.
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I remember that feeling.
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What?
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How do you? How do you do it?
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What happened?
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You need to see it for yourself.
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- How did you know how to do it?
- We didn't. We were trying everything.
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I thought you had to unlock it
with a cheat code.
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Which I guess this was.
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But how did you know
how to play the theremin?
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I don't know. I mean, it took us a while.
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Have you played it before?
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- I don't think so.
- You don't think so?
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I don't know. Jacob was helping me.
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So don't, like, tell everyone
that I unlocked the MORPHO.
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People already somehow think
I know everything about this machine.
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- I don't need more questions.
- Okay.
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You know what? Why don't we
just tell people that I figured it out?
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Or we could say I did,
since I was actually involved.
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Well, I know how to play the theremin,
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so it'll just be more believable
if it's me. Wait a second.
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I played it. Cass said that she played it
before she gave it to me.
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Hana knows how to play it, apparently.
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And what is the one thing that the
three of us have in common?
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- You all have blue dots?
- Literally, nothing.
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We all have blue dots.
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Jacob, you need to play the theremin.
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Yeah. I don't know
if I really want blue dots.
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Come on, Jacob.
I will lance them off myself.
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Come on. You wanna solve
a fucking mystery or not?
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It's not working.
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- You were doing it a minute ago.
- It's not working.
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- Is it plugged in?
- It doesn't need to be plugged in.
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What did you do to it?
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- Hey.
- What's going on?
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- Mrs. Hubbard, did you do it?
- Was there a little you in there?
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- I think somebody else should try it.
- I don't have a card. So...
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I have a card.
I just don't carry it around with me.
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I don't carry my card around with me.
It was in my robe.
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Don't you wash your robe?
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Nobody washes their robe.
It's just a robe.
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Pretty sure everyone washes their robe.
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Dusty. I need to talk to you.
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- How does it know what we look like?
- I don't know.
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I'm assuming you weren't skiing as well.
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No.
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No, mine was a little darker than yours.
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{\an8}So, I'm at Deerfest, okay?
And it looks just like Deerfest.
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{\an8}So, I go into the hay maze.
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And there's my mom. And she's
standing there with her crown on.
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And I go up to her,
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but instead of hugging her,
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I stab her.
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Oh, shit.
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Like, multiple times with a knife.
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Right? I mean, the thing says,
"Discover who you are."
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Like, is that who I am? Like, a stabber?
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A person who stabs their mom?
Like, a murderer person?
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No. No, and it's not like
you were enjoying stabbing her.
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I was dancing on her dead body.
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Oh, shit.
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You know what I think?
I think it's a metaphor.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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For you to achieve your life potential,
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you need to cut your mother
out of your life.
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Which is what you're doing.
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But in your real life,
you did it with a hug.
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So, what's the metaphor with skiing?
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You know, I'm not sure
I've quite deciphered it just yet.
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It's about Whistler, right?
The last time we were apart?
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I mean, it does seem to confirm that.
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I think, in a way,
mine's about me standing on my own too.
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Hey, wait. Is that Nat?
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Nat! Hey!
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Hey. What's going on, you guys?
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I'm just out for a run.
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- That's your running outfit?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, sometimes when I run,
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I like to just wear the exact same clothes
that I was wearing the night before,
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just to not dirty up
another pair of clothes, you know?
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Anyway,
what are you two doing up so early?
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Well, we haven't been to bed.
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The MORPHO machine, it's working again.
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I cracked it.
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- You did? That's amazing.
- Yeah.
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I feel like there have been so many
new developments in the last 24 hours.
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We all need to, like, get together
for dinner and talk about everything.
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Maybe, I don't know, at Giorgio's?
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- 100%.
- Can we go anywhere else?
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Nat, you have to try the machine.
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Oh, my God. I would-- Sorry. Hold on.
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Hi, sweetie. Hi. Are you just waking up?
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What do you mean? Savannah. No. No,
I've basically been at home all night.
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Dusty.
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Look, if we're gonna be serious
about taking time apart
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to self-explore this...
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self-ploration...
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we have to figure how to tell Trina.
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Agreed.
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And we should come up
with a term that's less ridiculous
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than "self-ploration."
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I think we can do better.
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So we're calling it a "self-ploration."
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Which is a mix of "self"
and "exploration."
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And that also sounds like separation.
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- But it's not a separation.
- No.
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No. It's more like a
relationship rumspringa.
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You studied the Amish in school, right?
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It's a brief period where we both
get to explore a little more freedom.
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Okay. So you guys are going into the city
to do coke and fuck a bunch of people?
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- Absolutely not.
- No.
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I mean, unless doing coke
is a part of us figuring out who we are
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- outside of a relationship.
- Right.
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Yeah, maybe I will try
the old devil's chalk.
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- No, you are not doing coke.
- No, I probably won't.
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Can I ask a question?
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- Yes. Please.
- Please.
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- Did you guys sleep at all last night?
- What?
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I-- What we did was, we just decided
we're just gonna drink a lot of coffee.
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Power right through it.
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But you believe me right here
when I tell you
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that we are really, really focused
and thinking clearly.
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Dad's eyes are closed.
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No, they're not. I'm just thinking
about what you're saying.
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So, what about fucking other people?
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You guys haven't talked about it,
have you?
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I...
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No.
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I think we should?
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You think we should?
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I mean, I think we can.
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I just think that we should
consider Trina in this, you know?
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As a child of divorce myself,
I know how destabilizing it can be.
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Yeah, yeah. Not that this is divorce.
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Yeah. And not that you're a child,
but yeah, I'm honestly pretty confused.
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Is one of you guys moving out or--
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- No. Oh, no. No.
- Okay.
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Your dad, he's just-- he'll sleep
in the basement for a bit, you know?
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Just to give us a little space
so that we can figure out who we are.
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And then we will come back together,
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even stronger than before.
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- I mean, I get it.
- Yeah?
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You know, I've always thought you guys
probably got together a bit too young.
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So, yeah,
I can see how this is healthy for you.
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Okay. You do.
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I definitely don't know
what to tell my friends,
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since you guys haven't exactly
nailed the presentation.
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We just want you to know
that we love you more than anything,
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and that we are both still here for you,
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for anything you want, no matter what.
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Can I have a party tonight?
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What? A house party?
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At our house? And we're not here?
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I'm the child of a self-ploration.
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How many bottles of Throatroaster whiskey
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do you think I can take
without your dad noticing?
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How many do we need? Like, do you think
people will bring their own stuff or--
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Have you never hosted a party before?
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I've basically never been
to a party before,
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because Kolton would always go,
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and I'd be at home,
like, doing our laundry.
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That's very sweet.
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Yeah.
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So, a rager sounds fun, for sure.
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It's just that I didn't get
a lot of sleep last night, so--
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Jesus. Am I the only one
who got any sleep last night?
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Well, after we unlocked the machine,
people started coming into Johnson's,
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wanting to discover who they are. So...
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Yeah. I'm not, like, dying to find out.
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Apparently, the next "stage"
has convinced my parents
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that they need to take some time apart
from each other.
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So I can only imagine
what it would say about me.
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Wait, what?
Your parents are getting a divorce?
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No. God, no. That's way too simple.
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They're just going to be
living separately in the same house.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. You know my dad.
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He won't be able to survive
without my mom for more than a day.
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In fact, their first act as a separated
couple is going to a dinner together.
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So, not that worried, but I am planning
to take advantage of it while I can.
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There. I think that's enough.
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Okay. What about the snack situation?
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Are we talking, like, nuts and nibbles?
Or is it more of a charcuterie vibe?
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This is going to be so fun.
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Yo, I could slice up, like, a fruit plate.
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{\an8}I still think when someone
invites you for a dinner at Giorgio's,
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{\an8}it's reasonable to assume
she means the restaurant.
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Well, the good thing about this dinner is
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if we tell Nat about our self-ploration,
she'll just tell everyone for us.
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Do you think
that we're ready to tell people?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. I think we're ready.
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Benvenuto.
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Mary, Mother of God.
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Come on in, you guys.
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Giorgio's casa es su casa
and also mi casa.
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You remember Father Reuben?
And Hana's also here.
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- Yeah. Hello.
- We meet again.
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Pleasant surprise, but why are you here?
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Well, Giorgio told us he had
important information about the machine.
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Hey, you're the machine, Father.
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I've seen those guns you're hiding
under those priest garbs.
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Here you go, Cassie.
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- Thank you.
- Just a little bit of bubbly. Big D.
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Okay. So, before we proceed
with the evening's festivities,
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I would like to request
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that everybody place their mobile devices
in this security pouch.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
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Dusty, we're trying to be more present,
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and we encourage our guests
to do the same.
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I'm sorry. When you say "we..."
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Don't be afraid to unplug.
Don't be held hostage by these cubes.
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- Let's go, Big D. Hand it over, boy.
- What if there's an emergency? Okay.
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See, isn't this better?
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As I always say, here is where the now is.
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And as I always say,
here is where the wow is.
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Natalie, stop it.
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Giorgio and I are together.
That's our announcement.
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Wait, that's the important information?
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That's not about the machine at all.
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Well, Hana, actually it is.
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Because Giorgio and I feel
that our potential is each other.
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- Can I have my phone back, please?
- No.
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This seems really fast, Nat.
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It is extremely fast,
but it is also extremely real.
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And we wanted to tell our best friends
personally before it hits the Digest.
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Also, Father, I wanted to confess to you
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that this relationship has been
consummated multiple times.
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You don't need to confess to me.
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Okay, but can I?
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- Because, yo, it was freaking amazing.
- Oh, my God.
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And also, Hana, I'm sorry.
241
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,650
Like, I hope this doesn't
bring you any pain as one of my ex-lovers.
242
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,318
Is that why I'm here?
243
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,946
Here is where the now is.
244
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,864
To Giorgio and Nat.
245
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,992
- He just toasted himself.
- I am aware.
246
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,086
Okay. You need to
chill with the paper towels.
247
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,629
Well, people aren't using the coasters.
248
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,549
So if you want to explain ring marks
and stains to your parents, be my guest.
249
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:22,678
Okay. I know you're used to being, like,
the man of the house at your house,
250
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,514
but this isn't your house.
So, I just need you to chill.
251
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,307
It's a lot of pressure here, okay?
252
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,310
I'm very aware that I,
like, you know, look like Kolton.
253
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,354
And maybe people are expecting me
to act like him,
254
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,689
but I don't even know how he'd act.
255
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,816
I'm not, like,
the life-of-the-party guy, Trina.
256
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,111
Jacob, no one expects you
to be the life of the party.
257
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,989
Okay.
258
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:46,285
Like, literally no one. Like,
zero expectations from anyone about you.
259
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,828
Super unaffected by that comment.
260
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,080
So just be yourself.
261
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,501
And please put down
the paper towels, okay?
262
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:02,676
When you see this little video game
version of you, and it's you.
263
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,722
And then it's saying,
"This is who you are."
264
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:10,267
And it shows you this little scene and--
265
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,146
I don't know how to describe it.
266
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,398
Well, it sounds kinda creepy.
267
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,526
Maybe, but even if it does say
this is who you are,
268
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,445
that doesn't mean this is all you are.
269
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:24,948
Interesting. What do you mean by that, D?
Elaborate, please.
270
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,327
Well, okay.
271
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,705
If your life potential is like an arrow--
272
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,625
Something that you need
to be told about yourself,
273
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,210
to point you in a new direction--
274
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,963
Then maybe this is something
that you need to see about yourself
275
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,257
to help you move in that direction.
276
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,134
I think they're like dreams.
277
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,888
- Wait a minute. You've done it?
- What'd you get, Father?
278
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,058
Like, a priest video game
with you wasting vampires or something?
279
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,310
I'm not saying what I got,
but like I said,
280
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,729
I think these visions are like dreams.
281
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,022
Visions.
282
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,107
And if you try to describe 'em
to someone else...
283
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,192
They'd be bored.
284
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,445
Well, no, they're just personal.
285
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,533
These aren't things you put
on lawn signs and bumper stickers.
286
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:10,911
A vision is more internal.
287
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,707
When you see it,
even if you don't wanna see it,
288
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,292
you know exactly what it means.
289
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,044
I like that you're calling them visions.
290
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,256
Do you mind if I use that
when I write about this for the Digest?
291
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,757
Go right ahead.
292
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,051
- Thank you.
- Well, I, for one, am not gonna do it.
293
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,344
You're not gonna do what?
294
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,388
The next stage. I don't need to.
295
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,350
Now that I've got Natalie,
I know who I am.
296
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,065
I feel the exact same way.
297
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,820
And Cass, now the four of us
can finally double-date.
298
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:54,621
Yeah. About that,
we have a wee bit of an announcement too.
299
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,623
Let's go.
300
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,962
The next stage animations are lame
as hell, and the graphics are fucking ass.
301
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,089
Right? It's, like, 15 seconds,
and you can't control it.
302
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,465
Because it isn't a game.
303
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:10,637
Wait, I don't get it. So, if I put
my "Liar" card in, it'll show me lying?
304
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,433
I don't think it's that literal.
Mine was more of like a quest game.
305
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,351
You just said "game."
306
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:22,107
I was walking in a meadow,
and there was a fence.
307
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,736
And on one side of the fence,
there were all these sheep.
308
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:29,323
And on the other side, there were foxes.
309
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:33,994
And my, like, avatar started
taking down the fence.
310
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,663
- And instead of--
- Hey, hey.
311
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,665
Who's ready to get fucking drunk?
312
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,169
Or are we not doing that?
313
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,129
We were just having a discussion.
314
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,674
Cool, cool. Yeah. I can just grab a seat.
315
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,470
Did you tape those cans to yourself?
316
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,889
Yeah, it's like Edward 40 hands.
The classic drinking game.
317
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,976
These aren't 40s, obviously.
So more like Edward 12 hands.
318
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,729
Yeah.
319
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,898
Sorry, what's happening?
320
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:06,151
Well, Rita was just sharing something.
321
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,778
Noice.
322
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,240
Yeah. I could just put one
of these brews down, probably.
323
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,907
- Jake, dude.
- Oh, shit.
324
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,910
- Dude! Come on, man.
- What are you doing?
325
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,912
I got it.
326
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,580
I think I used up all the paper towels.
327
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,544
I'm just gonna go and get some more
from the basement. But please relax.
328
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:33,053
It's just six weeks. Six weeks.
Dusty and I, we're gonna get back together
329
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,639
and share all of our new experiences
with each other.
330
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,558
But what if you don't?
331
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:41,603
I thought I was gonna play in the NHL
for 20 seasons and win seven Stanley Cups
332
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,565
until I suffered a permanent injury
to my catching hand.
333
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,024
Anything can happen, y'all.
334
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,359
What if you meet someone?
335
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:51,989
Or what if someone
who had feelings before suddenly realizes
336
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:54,074
that he still has feelings for you.
337
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,788
And now that you're on your little
relationship rumspringa...
338
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,667
- Mi amore.
- No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
339
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,836
I just-- Oh, God.
340
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,922
It's just, I have all these four-for-two
coupons to various restaurants
341
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,341
- and nearby attractions, so...
- Nat.
342
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,343
You know,
I think I just need a min--
343
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,638
Is she okay?
344
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,142
She's okay, Father.
Dusty and Cass have just really upset her.
345
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,186
You think that's it, Giorgio?
346
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,563
You don't think it has anything to do
with the fact
347
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:28,192
that you've been openly pursuing
my wife until basically last week,
348
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,527
and Nat just found out
that we're taking a break?
349
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,279
Wait, you've been pursuing Cass?
350
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,655
Even I knew that.
351
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,532
I mean,
I didn't know about you and Giorgio.
352
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,451
Guys, please don't fight over me.
353
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,785
That's not what's happening.
354
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,747
I will always have a fondness
for you, Cass.
355
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,166
But the fact that you
and D are having marital issues,
356
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,543
whether they be in the bedroom
or elsewhere...
357
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,920
Not a sex thing.
358
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,465
...that does not change the feelings that I
suddenly realized that I have for Natalie.
359
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,217
And I need to make it clear.
360
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,969
Natalie. Il mio bambino!
361
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,475
You wanna go see Giorgio's bathroom?
362
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,893
- Absolutely.
- Okay.
363
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,106
You were right.
Telling everybody felt really good.
364
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,275
Yeah.
365
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,821
Notice the subtle placement
of the bathtub.
366
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,450
Here, you see a plaster bust
of Giorgio's head,
367
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,370
created by renowned artist, 3D printer.
368
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,038
Direct your attention to the mirror,
369
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,333
where you will see
his rarely mentioned "Superstar" card.
370
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,628
And in the drawers, you will find
an alarming amount of exfoliants.
371
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,880
It is everything I dreamed of and more.
372
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,133
Yeah. See, now you're glad
you agreed to this fucked up dinner party.
373
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,970
Actually, I am. I'm having fun.
374
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,264
You are having fun, aren't you?
375
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:43,684
- What's going on there?
- I got a good vision.
376
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,521
Okay, you can't keep teasing it
if you're not gonna tell me.
377
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:55,696
It was me when I was a kid,
and I was with my father, and I was happy.
378
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,365
And it was nice to be reminded
what that was like.
379
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:03,704
And nice to think that maybe
my "Father" card wasn't just about me.
380
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,915
Wow. So, you're like
a full-on MORPHO convert now?
381
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,667
I wouldn't say I'm a convert.
382
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,087
But you remember how I said
I didn't want to be a priest anymore?
383
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,799
Yeah, I do. And I just have to say,
384
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,677
that's, like, a lot of pressure
to put on me, and I--
385
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,929
No. I don't wanna put pressure on you.
386
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,890
I think it's more about me.
387
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:26,435
It's more that I don't wanna
just be a priest anymore.
388
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:30,314
I don't wanna just be giving guidance
to everyone else.
389
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:35,068
I need to do some work on myself
390
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:40,949
and rediscover what brings me joy.
391
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,664
"Rediscover your joy"
would make a great neon sign.
392
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,883
Oh, God. Are you hiding down here
because you're ashamed of me?
393
00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,092
What? No.
394
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,846
I mean, I get it.
I basically ruined the party with my fun.
395
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,599
Jacob, nothing you could do
could embarrass me.
396
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,061
It's just this.
397
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:13,357
Seeing my dad's little setup down here,
I'm just feeling kind of sad, you know?
398
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,277
It's, like-- It's sinking in
that my parents are actually doing this,
399
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,529
and it kind of sucks.
400
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,448
Like, things were just starting
to feel normal.
401
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,826
And I'm also well aware
that I'm complaining about this
402
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,662
to someone who's actually lost a parent.
403
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,706
Oh, no. I get it.
You don't wanna lose your family either.
404
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,461
But I remember someone telling me
405
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,964
she wouldn't wanna be
in the same relationship her whole life.
406
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:38,966
That person sounds hot.
407
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:40,884
The hottest.
408
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:47,516
So, maybe whatever the next stage means
for your parents,
409
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,227
in the end,
could still be a good thing for everyone?
410
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,189
What about the next stage for me?
411
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,319
If you wanted to find out,
I'd go with you.
412
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,865
I know you would. You're very sweet.
413
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,575
Yeah.
414
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:09,162
Sweet, but also, like,
kind of a bad boy party animal?
415
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,373
- Yeah? Yeah.
- Totally.
416
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,708
Yeah.
417
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,792
All right.
418
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,420
- I should probably go clean up upstairs...
- Okay.
419
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,005
...before your parents get home.
420
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,006
Okay, bad boy.
421
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,387
I didn't say it. You said it.
422
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,639
- Attention, friends!
- Kinda.
423
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,892
Hana, Father Reuben, where y'all at?
424
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,186
What's up? Hey, what's up, you guys?
425
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:34,188
What you doing back there?
You saw my steam room?
426
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,148
It's nice, right?
427
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,150
Okay. So I have another announcement.
428
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,568
Oh, sweet Jesus.
429
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:44,198
Natalie. Do you remember last night,
when I was telling you
430
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,117
about all my favorite hockey players
between lovemaking sessions?
431
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:48,952
Yeah.
432
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:54,541
Okay. Well, as the great one, aka
number 99, aka Wayne Gretzky once said,
433
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,502
"You miss 100% of the shots
434
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,045
- you don't take."
-"You don't take."
435
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,797
And I'm gonna go
one step further than Wayne, okay?
436
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,551
Sometimes you take a shot,
and you think you missed.
437
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,849
But then the puck goes
and bounces off someone else,
438
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,269
and it goes right into the back
of the net.
439
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,522
He shoots, he scores.
440
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,399
- Is she the net?
- I believe she's the net.
441
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,026
- Natalie Plural--
- Pearl.
442
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,402
Pearl.
443
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:26,406
Sweet God, no.
444
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,783
Oh, no, no.
445
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:30,494
Would you do me the honor
of being my great one,
446
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:33,330
aka my first ever Mrs. Giorgio?
447
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,293
Yes. Yes.
448
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,838
- Of course. Yes.
- Is you for real?
449
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,589
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's go!
450
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,508
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
451
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:45,884
- Oh, fuck's sake.
- Yay, Nat!
452
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:48,428
Oh, baby.
453
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:51,306
I'm so happy right now. I don't even know
what to do, man.
454
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,726
I feel like I gotta-- I just gotta,
like-- I just gotta freestyle rap.
455
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,187
- Okay? Yes.
- The bars are flowing through me, Natalie.
456
00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,106
Oh, no.
457
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,482
- Oh, yes.
- Okay.
458
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,068
Natalie, Natalie
I wanna have a chat-alie
459
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,654
Your love has got me trippin'
Goin' this way and that-alie
460
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,364
You're Cass's best friend
I'll love ya till the end
461
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:09,491
Can we get our phones back?
So we can give you some privacy.
462
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,326
You'll always be my girl
On that you can depend
463
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,744
- That's odd.
- Natalie, Natalie
464
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,872
Where are the keys? In the jacket.
Where did you put the jacket?
465
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,665
Did you put the jacket in the other room?
466
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,251
Natalie, Natalie
You my pizza pie
467
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,670
- I've got the pouch with our phones.
- How do we open it?
468
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,673
It doesn't matter. We'll figure it out
in the car. Just fucking go.
469
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,260
No way.
470
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,554
Well, I mean, he definitely had a flow.
471
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:33,265
It was not a flow.
I've got more flow than Giorgio.
472
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,977
Hey, Jacob. Where's Trina?
473
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,562
She's upstairs sleeping.
474
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:40,898
I was just heading out,
475
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:44,693
but I did want to say
Trina told me what you guys are doing.
476
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:49,531
She did? Did she seem okay? I mean,
you'd tell us if she wasn't okay, right?
477
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:53,243
Yeah. For sure.
And you guys will be okay too.
478
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,792
- Night.
- No, let's...
479
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:01,877
Okay.
480
00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:06,215
- I'll see you at school.
- All right, good night.
481
00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:07,299
Good night, Jacob.
482
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,392
All right, well...
483
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:25,234
I guess this is where
we go to our separate abodes
484
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:28,362
from our single abode.
485
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,531
Yeah.
486
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,914
Any interest in a nightcap at mine?
487
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,835
To the self-ploration.
488
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,597
So, what's your first move?
489
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,475
I mean, like, a ski trip to Whistler or...
490
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,935
I'm not going to Whistler.
491
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,356
Okay. Because you said that
your vision was about more than skiing.
492
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:07,484
- But I don't know what that means.
- Oh, no. I don't wanna go to Whistler now.
493
00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:14,324
I wanted to stay at Whistler back then.
494
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:17,744
When we had our, you know--
our semester apart,
495
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,329
I was having such a great time.
496
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,206
I'm sure you were too.
497
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,333
But, you know,
all that fun, new adventures.
498
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,420
And I just wanted to stay a bit longer.
Not forever. Just--
499
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:30,007
- Six weeks?
- Six weeks would've been great. Yeah.
500
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,636
I don't know.
I don't know what would've happened.
501
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,138
Maybe everything would've been the same,
502
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:40,309
or maybe I would've skied into
a fucking tree on my first day and died.
503
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,062
It doesn't matter. What I do know
is that I came back because of you.
504
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,523
Because I loved you. Yeah.
505
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,405
But mostly because
I was afraid of losing you.
506
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:56,575
Because that's who I am.
507
00:26:59,036 --> 00:27:02,456
And that's what I saw in the part
of my vision that I didn't share with you.
508
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:11,298
Every time I come close
to something that scares me...
509
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,931
I stop.
510
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:23,810
I pull back. I don't go for it.
You've seen me. I never take the jump.
511
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,437
I always take the easy path.
512
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:30,901
Not that you're the easy path.
You're the hard path.
513
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:34,321
No, not the hard path.
That's no better, is it?
514
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,405
That makes me sad.
515
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:36,782
No. No, I'm sorry.
516
00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:40,035
No, it makes me sad because that semester,
517
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:42,120
I wanted to stay in Italy.
518
00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:45,165
- Like, not forever. Just--
- Six weeks?
519
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:46,667
Yeah.
520
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,836
Maybe a little longer.
521
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,380
So it's just sad learning that...
522
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:56,009
we both have been
holding ourselves back for so long
523
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:59,346
because we're afraid
of hurting the other person.
524
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,100
But we're doing it now.
525
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,019
We're getting our six weeks.
Better late than never.
526
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,900
And I have a feeling it's gonna be
the best thing that's ever happened to us.
527
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,529
What?
528
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,158
There's a part two to my vision too.
529
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,037
Hope you didn't try and stab me too.
530
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:30,043
You did. You stabbed me too? Cass.
531
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,882
Yeah. After I stabbed my mom,
you came into the maze,
532
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:37,217
and I just kind of
went Norman Bates on your ass.
533
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,219
Did you also dance on my dead body?
534
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,180
It was more of like a minuet.
535
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,103
But, it's like you said,
they're metaphors, you know?
536
00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:52,441
Things we need to see
to move in a new direction.
537
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:11,585
Whatever it is we're meant to see,
isn't it better to know?
538
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,429
Are you sure you wanna do this?