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{\an8}(摩爾弗,插入卡片即可開始)

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真不錯

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(為了實現)

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(你的潛力)

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(你必須瞭解)

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(真正的自己)

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是我耶

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那是...

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你好啊,壞壞小帥哥,你要做什麼?

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(惠斯勒)

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“惠斯勒”

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我就知道

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哇,好喔

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我記得那種感覺

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什麼?

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(要繼續嗎?)

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要怎樣...要怎麼繼續?

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(摩爾弗,探索你的人生潛力)

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怎麼回事?

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你們得自己進去看

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《命運來敲門》

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- 你們怎麼知道如何解鎖?
- 我們不知道,什麼方法都試

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我想說要有作弊碼才能解鎖

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看來那就是作弊碼

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但妳怎麼會操作特雷門琴?

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我不曉得,我們花了點時間

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妳之前彈過嗎?

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- 應該沒有
- 應該沒有?

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我不知道啦,雅各有幫我

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你別跟大家說是我解鎖摩爾弗機台

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大家已經莫名地認為
我對這座機台瞭若指掌

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- 我不要再回答問題了
- 好

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這樣吧,不如我們跟大家說是我解開的?

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或說是我解開的,畢竟我真的有幫忙

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我知道怎麼彈特雷門琴

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所以跟大家說是我
可信度比較高,等一下

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我彈過,卡珊說她送我之前也彈過

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而哈娜顯然知道怎麼彈

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我們三個唯一的共同點是什麼?

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- 你們都有藍色點點?
- 毫無共同點

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我們都有藍色點點

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雅各,你得彈彈看特雷門琴

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好喔,我不確定想不想長出藍色點點

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快啦,雅各,大不了我幫你割掉

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快點,你到底想不想解開這該死的謎題?

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沒聲音了

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- 妳剛剛還在彈
- 沒聲音了

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- 有插電嗎?
- 它不需要插電

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妳對它做了什麼?

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- 嘿
- 怎麼了?

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- 赫伯太太,是妳做的嗎?
- 機台上有小小的妳嗎?

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- 我覺得其他人得來試試看
- 我沒有卡片,所以...

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我有卡片,只是沒隨身攜帶

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我也沒隨身攜帶啊,只不過放在睡袍裡

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你不洗睡袍的嗎?

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哪有人會洗睡袍?只是件睡袍耶

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大家都會洗睡袍好不好

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達斯帝,我要跟你談談

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- 機台怎麼知道我們的長相?
- 不知道

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妳應該不是在滑雪吧?

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不是

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不,我的劇情比你的黑暗一點

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{\an8}好,我在鹿慶典,懂吧?
畫面跟鹿慶典幾乎一樣

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{\an8}我進入乾草迷宮

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然後,我媽在那裡,她戴著皇冠站在裡面

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然後我走向她

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但我沒有抱她

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反而用刀捅她

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天啊

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我用刀捅了她好幾次

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對吧?機台上寫著“瞭解真正的自己”

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原來我是那種人嗎?我會捅人?

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我是會用刀捅自己媽媽的人?
我是殺人犯嗎?

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不是...而且妳又不是捅得很高興

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我在她的屍體上跳舞

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天啊

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妳知道我怎麼想嗎?我覺得那是一種譬喻

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- 是嗎?
- 對

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若妳想達成人生潛力

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就不能讓妳媽參與妳的人生

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這正是妳在做的事

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但是在現實人生中
妳用擁抱來和她劃清界線

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那滑雪是比喻了什麼?

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其實我不太確定自己是否明白它的意涵

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和惠斯勒有關,對嗎?
我們前一次分隔兩地的時候

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這的確證實了我心中所想的事

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我認為在某一方面
我的也是在提醒我要獨立自主

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嘿,等等,那是小娜嗎?

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小娜,嘿

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嘿,你們好嗎?

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我只是出來跑個步

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- 妳都穿這樣跑步?
- 對...

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對,有時候我出門跑步

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會把前一晚的衣服拿來穿

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這樣才不會弄髒其他衣服,懂吧?

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說到這個,你們倆這麼早起做什麼?

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這...我們沒睡

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摩爾弗機台又能用了

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是我破解的

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- 真的嗎?好厲害
- 對啊

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我覺得在24小時內發生好多事情

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我們得一起吃個晚餐,聊聊所有的事情

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我不知道耶,去喬吉歐那邊?

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- 當然好
- 可以去別的地方嗎?

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小娜,妳得去玩玩那座機台

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天啊,我會的...抱歉,等等

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嗨,寶貝,嗨,妳剛起床嗎?

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什麼意思?莎瓦娜,沒有...我整晚都在家

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達斯帝

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聽我說,如果我們是認真要分開一段時間

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自行探索這...

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自我探尋的事

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我們就得想看看該如何告訴翠娜

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沒錯

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而且我們得想出比較不饒舌的說法

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別稱之為“自我探尋”

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我們能想出更好的詞

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我們稱之為“自我探尋”

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結合了“自我”和“探尋”

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聽起來和“分手”很像

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- 但絕對不是分手
- 對

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沒錯,更像是感情上的放飛自我成年禮

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妳在學校學過阿米許人的文化吧?

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這段短短的時間
能讓我們倆探索多一點的自由

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好,所以你們要去城市嗑古柯鹼
並且和一大堆人上床?

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- 絕對不會
- 不是

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除非嗑古柯鹼能幫助我們找到

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- 一段關係之外的自我
- 對

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對,或許我會嗑嗑看那種壞壞的白粉

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- 你才不會去嗑古柯鹼
- 對,應該不會

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我能問個問題嗎?

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- 好的,請說
- 請說

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- 你們昨晚有睡嗎?
- 什麼?

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我...我們昨晚決定喝一大堆咖啡

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直接輾壓睡意

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但妳要相信我說的話

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我們注意力很集中,而且頭腦很清楚

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爸的眼睛閉起來了

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不,沒有,我只是在思考妳們說的話

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那你們會和別人上床嗎?

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你們還沒討論過這個吧?

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我...

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看來還沒

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我覺得應該要吧?

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妳覺得應該要?

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我是覺得可以

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我覺得應該要考慮到翠娜,妳懂吧?

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身為父母離異的小孩
我知道那種衝擊有多大

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對...但我們沒有要離婚

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對,而且你也不是小孩,但我真的搞不懂

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你們其中一人要搬出去,還是...

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- 不,沒有...
- 好喔

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妳爸只是會去睡地下室一陣子

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給彼此一點空間,我們才能知道自己是誰

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接著我們就會繼續在一起

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感情比以前更好

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- 我懂
- 真的嗎?

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我一直覺得你們可能太早結婚

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所以,沒錯,我能明白這對你們有益

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好,妳懂

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但我真的不知道要怎麼跟我朋友們說

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畢竟你們把這情況說得不清不楚

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我們只想讓妳知道,我們最愛的就是妳

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而且我們都會在妳身邊陪著妳

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達成妳的任何需求,不管什麼都行

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我今晚可以辦派對嗎?

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什麼?在家辦派對嗎?

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在我們家?而且我們不在場?

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我的父母要去自我探尋了耶

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你覺得我可以拿幾瓶炙喉威士忌

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而不會被你爸發現?

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我們需要幾瓶?
妳覺得大家會自備飲品還是...

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你沒辦過派對嗎?

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我根本沒去過任何派對

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因為科頓每場都會去

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然後我就會在家洗衣服

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你好貼心

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對啊

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聽起來狂歡派對滿好玩的

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可是我昨晚沒什麼睡,所以...

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天啊,昨晚只有我去睡覺嗎?

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因為我們解鎖機台之後
大家就開始跑去強森雜貨店

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想知道自己真正的模樣,所以...

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是喔,我沒什麼興趣

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顯然“下一階段”讓我爸媽認為

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他們必須分開一陣子

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所以機台對我的評語想必不太好

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等等,什麼?妳爸媽要離婚?

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不,天啊,沒有,離婚還比較簡單

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他們決定要同住在一個屋簷下
但各自生活

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好慘

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對啊

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妳還好嗎?

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還好,你知道我爸那個人

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他一天沒有我媽就活不下去了

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其實他們暫時分開後所做的第一件事
就是一起去吃晚餐

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所以我不太擔心
但我打算好好地佔他們便宜

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好,這樣應該就夠喝了

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好,那有零食嗎?

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我們要提供堅果零嘴嗎?還是要冷盤?

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這肯定超好玩

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欸,我可以切一盤水果

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{\an8}我還是覺得
如果有人說要去喬吉歐那邊吃晚餐

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{\an8}應該是指他的餐館才對吧

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這頓晚餐的好處在於

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我們跟小娜說自我探尋的事
她會自動幫我們昭告天下

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妳覺得我們可以跟大家講了嗎?

208
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,746
- 對啊
- 真的?

209
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,248
對,我覺得我們準備好了

210
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,044
歡迎你們

211
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,171
我的媽媽咪呀

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兩位請進

213
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:16,677
喬吉歐的家就是你們的家,也是我的家

214
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,638
你們記得魯班神父吧?哈娜也來了

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00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,431
- 對,你們好
- 又見面了

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真棒的驚喜,但你們為何在這裡?

217
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,395
喬吉歐跟我們說
他有關於機台的重要資訊

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嘿,神父,你才重要

219
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,525
我知道牧師服隱藏了你的好身材

220
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,110
小珊,這給妳

221
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- 謝謝
- 達哥,來喝一杯

222
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好,在我們進行到今晚的慶祝活動前

223
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,242
我要請大家

224
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:43,871
把行動裝置放進這個保管包包裡

225
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,163
我才不要

226
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,416
達斯帝,我們試著更專注在當下

227
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,334
而且也鼓勵賓客這麼做

228
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,128
抱歉,妳說“我們”是指...

229
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:55,382
不要害怕放下科技產品,別被手機綁架了

230
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,677
- 來吧,達哥,兄弟,交出來
- 要是有急事怎麼辦?好

231
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看吧,這樣是不是好多了?

232
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:05,601
如同我常說的,這一刻就是當下

233
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,520
也如同我常說的,這一刻就是驚喜時刻

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00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,897
娜塔莉,真是的

235
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,690
喬吉歐跟我在一起了,我們要昭告天下

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00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,944
等等,這就是重要資訊?

237
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,155
跟機台完全無關啊

238
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,157
哈娜,其實有關

239
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,953
因為喬吉歐和我都覺得
我們的潛力就是彼此

240
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,080
- 手機可以還我了嗎?
- 不行

241
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,916
小娜,你們進展得很快

242
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,879
快到不行,但我們的感情也真實到不行

243
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:38,550
我們想在消息登上《鹿原文摘》之前
先告訴我們的摯友

244
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,928
還有,神父,我想跟你告解

245
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,972
我們的感情“圓滿”了很多次

246
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,516
你不必跟我告解

247
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,725
好,但我可以說嗎?

248
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,977
- 因為真的超滿足
- 天啊

249
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,438
還有,哈娜,我很抱歉

250
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,650
畢竟我之前跟妳上過床
希望妳不會因此感到太受傷

251
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,318
你為了這個邀我來?

252
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,946
這一刻就是當下

253
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,864
敬喬吉歐和小娜

254
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,992
- 他自己祝賀自己
- 對啊

255
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,086
好,你別再折廚房紙巾了

256
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,629
因為大家都不用杯墊啊

257
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,549
如果妳想跟妳爸媽
解釋那些水漬跟髒污就算了

258
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:22,678
好,我知道你在家裡都負責料理家務

259
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,514
但這裡不是你家,所以我要你放輕鬆

260
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,307
我壓力很大,好嗎?

261
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,310
我很清楚我和科頓長得很像

262
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,354
大家可能會希望我和他有相同表現

263
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,689
但我不知道他都怎麼做

264
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,816
翠娜,我不擅長當派對的靈魂人物

265
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,111
雅各,沒人要你當派對的靈魂人物

266
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,989
好喔

267
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:46,285
真的沒人那樣想,大家對你完全不抱期待

268
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,828
我完全沒被打擊到

269
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,080
所以你做自己就好

270
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,501
請你放下廚房紙巾,好嗎?

271
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:02,676
等你們看到電玩版的自己,那真的是你

272
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,722
上面寫著“這就是真正的你”

273
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:10,267
然後跑出一個小畫面,接著...

274
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,146
我不知道怎麼形容

275
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,398
聽起來挺邪門的

276
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,526
或許吧,但就算上面說那是真正的你

277
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,445
也不見得你完全就是那種人

278
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:24,948
這倒有趣,小達,這是什麼意思?
可以解釋一下嗎?

279
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,327
這...好吧

280
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,705
如果你的人生潛力就像箭頭

281
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,625
而且你必須得知關於自己的這一件事

282
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,210
好為你指引一個新方向

283
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,963
那或許這段畫面是你必須看清的某一件事

284
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,257
好讓你往那個方向前進

285
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,134
我覺得就像夢境

286
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,888
- 等等,你去玩過了?
- 神父,你看到什麼?

287
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,058
是神職人員屠殺吸血鬼之類的
電玩畫面嗎?

288
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,310
我不會說我看到什麼,但如我所說

289
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,729
我認為這些幻象就像夢境

290
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,022
幻象

291
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,107
若向別人描述這些情景...

292
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,192
會很無聊

293
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,445
不,只是...那些景象很私密

294
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,533
不是會想大肆宣揚的事情

295
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:10,911
這些幻象與你的內心息息相關

296
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,707
等你親眼見識,就算不想面對

297
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,292
也會清楚知道那代表什麼意思

298
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,044
我喜歡你稱之為幻象

299
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:22,256
我為《鹿原文摘》寫稿的時候
可以用這個詞嗎?

300
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,757
妳儘管用

301
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,051
- 謝謝
- 好吧,這件事我不幹

302
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,344
你不會怎樣?

303
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,388
進入下一階段,我不需要

304
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:33,350
現在我有了娜塔莉,我很清楚自己是誰

305
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,065
我有同感

306
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,820
卡珊,現在我們四個
終於可以去四人約會了

307
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:54,621
好喔,關於這個
我們也有一件小事情想跟大家說

308
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,623
說吧

309
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,962
下一階段的動畫爛到爆,畫面也超糊的

310
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,089
對吧?才15秒,而且都不能控制人物

311
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,465
因為那不是遊戲

312
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:10,637
等等,我不懂,若我插進“騙子”卡
會出現我在騙人的場景嗎?

313
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,433
我覺得沒那麼直白
我的更像是一個任務遊戲

314
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,351
妳剛說了“遊戲”兩個字

315
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:22,107
畫面裡的我走在一片草坪上
那裡有一道柵欄

316
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,736
在柵欄的其中一側有一群羊

317
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:29,323
另一側則是有一群狐狸

318
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:33,994
然後我的人物開始拆掉柵欄

319
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,663
- 而不是...
- 嘿...

320
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,665
誰要來喝個爛醉?

321
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,169
我們不喝嗎?

322
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,129
我們只是在討論事情

323
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,674
好喔...對,那我坐下來就好

324
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,470
你把飲料罐黏在自己手上嗎?

325
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,889
對,就像剪刀手愛德華
這是經典喝酒遊戲

326
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,976
這顯然沒那麼大罐,差不多355毫升而已

327
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,729
對

328
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,898
抱歉,發生什麼事?

329
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:06,151
瑞塔在跟大家說一件事

330
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,778
好喔

331
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,240
好,我先拆掉其中一罐好了

332
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,907
- 小各,兄弟
- 糟糕

333
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,910
- 兄弟,真是的
- 你在幹嘛?

334
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,912
我行的...

335
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,580
我好像把廚房紙巾用光了

336
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,544
我去地下室多拿幾卷,拜託你放輕鬆

337
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:33,053
只不過是六週而已,就六週
達斯帝跟我之後就會繼續在一起

338
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,639
和彼此分享自己所有的全新經歷

339
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,558
但如果你們回不去了呢?

340
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:41,603
我也以為我會在國家冰球聯盟
出賽20季,然後贏下七座史坦利盃

341
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,565
但我接球的慣用手卻受到永久性損傷

342
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,024
各位,什麼事都可能發生

343
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,359
要是你們認識新的人呢?

344
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:51,989
或是之前對你們有意思的人突然發現

345
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:54,074
自己依然對你們有好感

346
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,788
而現在你們正踏上這段
小小的放飛自我成年禮...

347
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,667
- 我的愛人
- 不,我沒事...

348
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,836
我只是...天啊

349
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,922
只是因為我有很多餐廳
四人同行兩人免費的折價券

350
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,341
- 也有附近景點的,所以...
- 小娜

351
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,343
這樣吧,我先離席一下...

352
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,638
她沒事吧?

353
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,142
神父,她沒事
只是因為達斯帝和卡珊讓她很難過

354
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,186
喬吉歐,你覺得只因為這樣?

355
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,563
你覺得和另一件事無關嗎?

356
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:28,192
你直到上禮拜都還大剌剌地追求我老婆

357
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,527
而小娜剛得知我們要暫時分開一陣子

358
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,279
等等,你一直在追卡珊?

359
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,655
這連我都知道

360
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,532
我也不知道妳跟喬吉歐有一腿

361
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,451
各位,別為了我吵架

362
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:38,785
我們才沒有

363
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,747
卡珊,我會一直對妳有好感

364
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,166
但妳和小達出現婚姻危機

365
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,543
無論是在床上或是其他地方...

366
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,920
這和床事無關

367
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,465
這都不會改變我突然對娜塔莉產生的好感

368
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,217
而且我要去說清楚

369
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,969
娜塔莉,我的小寶貝

370
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,475
你要去參觀喬吉歐的浴室嗎?

371
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,893
- 當然要
- 好

372
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,106
妳說得對,告訴大家的感覺很舒坦

373
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,275
對啊

374
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,821
你看這浴缸一點也不顯眼

375
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,450
還有一座喬吉歐石膏頭像

376
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,370
由知名藝術家製作,也就是3D列印機

377
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,038
接下來請看鏡子那邊

378
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,333
上面貼了一張
他很少提起的“超級巨星”卡

379
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,628
然後,在抽屜裡有多到嚇人的皮屑

380
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,880
這比我想像中更精彩

381
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,133
對,看吧,現在你很慶幸
自己來這場詭異晚餐聚會了吧?

382
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,970
我還真的很慶幸,我玩得很開心

383
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,264
你玩得很開心,是吧?

384
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:43,684
- 你是怎麼了?
- 我的幻象很不錯

385
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,521
好了,如果你不想告訴我,就不要一直講

386
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:55,696
畫面是我小時候
和我爸爸在一起,我很開心

387
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,365
我很高興能再度想起那種感受

388
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:03,704
也很高興能意識到那張“神父”卡
或許不單指我自己

389
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,915
哇,所以你現在改信摩爾弗了嗎?

390
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,667
我不認為我改信了

391
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,087
但妳記得我說過不想再當神職人員了嗎?

392
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,799
對,我記得,而且我必須說

393
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,677
這讓我壓力很大,而我...

394
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,929
不,我不想讓妳有壓力

395
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,890
我覺得這更算是我自己的決定

396
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:26,435
更大的原因是我不想只當神職人員

397
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:30,314
我不想要只是為大家提供建議

398
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:35,068
我必須好好讓自己成長

399
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:40,949
然後重新找尋讓我快樂的事

400
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,664
“重新找尋你的快樂”
這句話很適合做成霓虹招牌

401
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,883
天啊,妳躲在這裡
是因為妳覺得我很丟臉嗎?

402
00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,092
什麼?不是

403
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,846
我懂,我的歡樂氣氛毀了整個派對

404
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,599
雅各,你做的任何事情
都不會讓我覺得丟臉

405
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,061
只是因為這個啦

406
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:13,357
看到我爸在地下室的布置
讓我覺得有點難過

407
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,277
讓我真正體會到
我的父母是真的要分開一陣子

408
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,529
那種感覺很嘔

409
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,448
明明情況才剛開始變正常

410
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,826
我知道我在對一個真的失去媽媽的人

411
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,662
抱怨這整件事情

412
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,706
不會,我明白,妳也不想失去家人

413
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,461
但我記得有一個人跟我說過

414
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,964
不想要一輩子都跟同一個人在一起

415
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:38,966
那個人肯定很辣

416
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:40,884
超辣的

417
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:47,516
無論下一階段對妳爸媽來說代表什麼意思

418
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,227
到頭來,可能還是對大家有益吧?

419
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,189
那我的下一階段呢?

420
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,319
如果妳想知道,我可以陪妳去

421
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,865
我知道你會陪我,你真的很貼心

422
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,575
對啊

423
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:09,162
很貼心,但也是派對上的壞小子吧?

424
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,373
- 超壞的
- 對

425
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,708
對

426
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,792
好了

427
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,420
- 我趕快去把樓上清乾淨
- 好

428
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,005
趁妳爸媽還沒回家

429
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:19,006
好喔,壞小子

430
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,387
我沒說,是你說的

431
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,639
- 各位朋友請注意
- 應該吧

432
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,892
哈娜、魯班神父,你們在哪?

433
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,186
怎樣?嘿,你們在幹嘛?

434
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:34,188
你們在後面幹嘛?參觀我的蒸氣室嗎?

435
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,148
很棒吧?

436
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,150
好的,我要宣布另一件事

437
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,568
我的老天爺

438
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:44,198
娜塔莉,妳記不記得昨晚

439
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,117
在上床的中場休息時間
我跟妳聊我最愛的曲棍球員?

440
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:48,952
記得

441
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:54,541
好,就如同最偉大的99號球員
韋恩格雷斯基曾說過的

442
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,502
“沒有出手

443
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,045
- 就絕對會失敗”
-“絕對會失敗”

444
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,797
我要比韋恩更近一步,好嗎?

445
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,551
有時候你一出手,就覺得自己失手了

446
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,849
但曲棍球從別人身上反彈

447
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,269
接著就直接破網

448
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,522
射門得分

449
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,399
- 她是球網嗎?
- 她應該就是球網

450
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,026
- 娜塔莉波爾
- 波兒

451
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,402
波兒

452
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:26,406
不會吧

453
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,783
不...

454
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:30,494
妳願不願意成為我的另一半

455
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:33,330
也就是我唯一的喬吉歐太太?

456
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,293
願意...

457
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,838
- 我當然願意
- 真的嗎?

458
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,589
- 對
- 好耶,讚啦

459
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,508
- 好耶
- 讚啦

460
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:45,884
- 真是夠了
- 好耶,小娜

461
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:48,428
寶貝

462
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:51,306
我現在開心到不知道怎麼辦,天啊

463
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,726
我覺得我得...就是得來段即興饒舌

464
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,187
- 真的?好
- 娜塔莉,那些歌詞呼之欲出

465
00:23:58,146 --> 00:23:59,106
不

466
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,482
- 讚喔
- 好

467
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,068
娜塔莉...我想跟妳聊一聊

468
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,654
妳的愛讓我瘋狂,“娜”讓我無所適從

469
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,364
妳是卡珊的摯友,我會愛妳到永久

470
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:09,491
手機可以還我們了嗎?好方便你們獨處

471
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,326
妳永遠是我的女人,我絕不食言

472
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,744
- 太怪了
- 娜塔莉...

473
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,872
鑰匙在哪?外套口袋,妳把外套放在哪?

474
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,665
妳把外套放在另一個房間嗎?

475
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,251
娜塔莉...妳是我的小披薩

476
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,670
- 我找到放手機的包包了
- 要怎麼開?

477
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,673
不管了,我們去車上想辦法
快點閃人就對了

478
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,260
不會吧

479
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,554
他的確有自己的節奏

480
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:33,265
那才不是節奏,我的節奏比喬吉歐更強

481
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,977
嘿,雅各,翠娜呢?

482
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,562
她上樓睡覺了

483
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:40,898
我正要離開

484
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:44,693
但我想跟你們說
翠娜跟我說了你們要做的事

485
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:49,531
她有說嗎?她看起來還好嗎?
如果她難過,你會跟我們說吧?

486
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:53,243
對,當然會,你們倆肯定也會好好的

487
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,792
- 晚安
- 不,我們...

488
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:01,877
好喔

489
00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:06,215
- 我們學校見
- 好,晚安

490
00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:07,299
雅各,晚安

491
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,392
好的,那...

492
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:25,234
我想現在我們該各自回房了

493
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:28,362
在我們自己的房子裡

494
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,531
對

495
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,914
妳想去我房間喝點睡前酒嗎?

496
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,835
敬自我探尋

497
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,597
所以,你首先要做什麼?

498
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,475
是去惠斯勒滑雪還是...

499
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,935
我沒有要去惠斯勒

500
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:04,356
好喔,因為你之前說
你的幻象不僅和滑雪有關

501
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:07,484
- 但我不懂那是什麼意思
- 不,我現在不想去惠斯勒了

502
00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:14,324
是我當時想待在惠斯勒

503
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:17,744
我們那學期沒有一起度過

504
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,329
我當時玩得好開心

505
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,206
我想妳肯定也是

506
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:23,333
但就是那些樂趣與新冒險

507
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:26,420
我只想待久一點
不是一直待在那裡,而是...

508
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:30,007
- 六週?
- 多待六週會很不錯,對

509
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,636
不知道耶,我不曉得事情會怎麼發展

510
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,138
也許一切都不會變

511
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:40,309
又或者我會在第一天滑雪時
撞上一棵樹,直接掛掉

512
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,062
都無所謂,我只知道我是為了妳回來

513
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,523
因為我愛妳,對

514
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,405
但更大的原因是我怕會失去妳

515
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:56,575
因為我就是那種人

516
00:26:59,036 --> 00:27:02,456
這是我在幻象裡面看見,卻沒告訴妳的事

517
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:11,298
每當我接近令我害怕的事

518
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,931
我就停下來

519
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:23,810
裹足不前,我不會奮力爭取
妳瞭解我,我從不冒險

520
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,437
總是走輕鬆的路

521
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:30,901
我的意思不是妳比較輕鬆
妳是艱難的那條路

522
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:34,321
不,不是艱難的路
我越描越黑了,對吧?

523
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,405
你這樣講讓我好難過

524
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:36,782
不...對不起

525
00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:40,035
不,我很難過是因為在那學期

526
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:42,120
我想待在義大利

527
00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:45,165
- 不是一直待在那裡,只要...
- 六週?

528
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:46,667
對

529
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,836
或許再久一點

530
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,380
我難過是因為得知...

531
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:56,009
我們都壓抑了很久

532
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:59,346
因為我們怕讓對方傷心

533
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,100
但我們現在放膽去做了

534
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,019
我們現在有六週的時間,還不算遲

535
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,900
而且我有預感
這會是我們所做過最棒的一件事

536
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,529
怎麼了?

537
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,158
我的幻象也有第二部分

538
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,037
希望妳沒有也用刀捅我

539
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:30,043
妳有,妳也用刀捅我?卡珊

540
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,882
對,在我捅了我媽之後,你也走進迷宮

541
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:37,217
然後我就狠狠捅爆你

542
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,219
妳也有在我的屍體上跳舞嗎?

543
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,180
比較像是小跳一下啦

544
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,103
但是就如你所說,那只是譬喻,對吧?

545
00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:52,441
我們必須得知這件事,才能往新方向邁進

546
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:11,585
不管我們注定看到什麼
知道情況都比較好吧?

547
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,429
妳確定真的想看嗎?

548
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,785
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

549
00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,568
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