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妳確定真的想看嗎?

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於是我將卡片插入機器
上面寫著“瞭解真正的自己”

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畫面出現一個小小的我
那個人物身上的衣服

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就是我在科頓葬禮上穿的那一套

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我在喬吉歐餐館的屋頂
和實際情況沒兩樣

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{\an8}但後來我看到那個招牌
上面寫的不是“喬吉歐餐館”

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{\an8}而是“騙子”,於是我把招牌砸爛
後來整塊招牌炸掉

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{\an8}只剩我站在那裡

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(要繼續嗎?)

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感覺像在告訴我,我現在想怎樣都行

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因為我已經面對了說謊的事
所以我能決定自己想成為什麼人

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太棒了

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你真該跟我一起進去
我能跟你一起進去嗎?

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{\an8}(英雄)

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(僅限一人)

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看來你得自己看

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我可以錄下來給妳看?

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(真正的自己)

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帥喔

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最好是啦

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所以,你看到什麼?

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有點像我和科頓以前會玩的網球電玩

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我可以看嗎?

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- 怎麼了?
- 沒有畫面,什麼都看不到

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就這樣沒了?

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看完之後就沒了?

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應該吧

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設計這座機台的人真的很賤

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對啊

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《命運來敲門》

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我們從圖表可以看出
摩爾弗機台出現後,出席率就降低了

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小佩校長,這份圖表是誰做的?

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我他媽的自己做,你知道為什麼嗎?

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因為教電腦圖表的老師辭職
去當吹玻璃工人了

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妳的表格做得很棒

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告訴你們,各位,我們有麻煩了

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學校老師辭職,學生翹課
我需要解決方法

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好,還有人在乎我們的學生嗎?

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- 達斯帝赫伯
- 我只想說

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這情況再明顯不過

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摩爾弗機台讓大家思索自己有什麼夢想

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以及自己能夠做些什麼來改變人生

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但是學校完全沒有變

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唯一的改變是規劃出一個重機停車格

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大家都可以停啊

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我只是覺得必須改善課程

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而不是年復一年地教授同樣的內容

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我們必須考慮到學生的需求
以及他們想學的東西

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我們必須讓學生們知道有無窮的可能性

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存在於這個世界
他們自己也有無窮的可能性

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告訴你們,我喜歡這個新的達斯帝

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我聽說你們要離婚的時候,原本有點擔心

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我們沒有要離婚

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而且在這裡說這個不太好吧

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不會啊,我以為你完全精神崩潰了
大家都這樣想

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我很樂意在學校做出更多貢獻

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我會法文和德文,還會一點拉丁文

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太棒了,你可以當體育老師

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那不是伊果森教練的工作嗎?

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不,在我爆發偷吃醜聞之後
他們要我去教公民課

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而且你知道嗎?我從學生身上學到很多

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我同意赫伯老師的建議

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我覺得該做出改變了

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(鹿原高中)

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布萊恩瑟科斯,你的考試考得超爛

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奧托馮俾斯麥
才沒有發明“奧托行動電話”

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- 赫伯老師,嗨
- 維克史戴老師

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是,我只是...我想再次跟你說

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你剛才那番話很鼓舞人心

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- 我那番話?
- 對...

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我不曉得耶,我只是發自內心這樣想

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我深有同感

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在我看過我的摩爾弗幻象之後

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我就想嘗試多多跟著感覺走

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試著別掌控每件事

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所以我...

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對,我喜歡你的想法

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讓學生來主導

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維克史戴老師,很高興聽妳這麼說

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- 叫我愛麗絲就好
- 愛麗絲,對,妳叫愛麗絲

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愛麗絲維克史戴

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妳好像是翠娜的音樂老師吧?

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對,是啊,翠娜是最優秀的

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我很遺憾聽到你們家中的狀況

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- 沒事啦
- 我不是因為這樣

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- 才跟著你跑過來,其實...
- 好

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我只是要問你想不想一起構思

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擴充課程的點子?

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- 當然好,好,一定要的
- 太好了

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我明天第三節課之後有空檔

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- 不如7點在喬吉歐餐館?
- 今晚7點在喬吉歐餐館?

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對

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這...好,等等,今晚是禮拜幾?

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- 今...
- 我是說今天禮拜幾?

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- 因為要約今晚
- 今天是禮拜一

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- 禮拜一,沒錯
- 對

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本週的第一天

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我想想看

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嘿,小達,我跟我室友瘋哥
今晚要喝個爛醉

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我們要狂吃果凍配能量飲,你要來嗎?

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你說瘋哥嗎?

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對

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雖然聽起來很好玩

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但我和愛麗絲要一起構思新課程

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好喔

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好吧,兄弟,真可惜
我們有更多牛肉乾可以吃了

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聽起來一點也不可惜

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- 達斯帝...你沒事吧?
- 沒事

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- 對
- 我聽見你尖叫

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妳應該是聽到有男人味的喊叫聲
但我真的沒事

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好喔

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等等,你為何在在我的瑜珈墊上燙長褲?

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我找不到另一個燙衣板,又不想打擾妳

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因為我們各自獨立生活

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你在燙那件時髦的商務長褲

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今晚有重要活動嗎?

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什麼?沒有啦,除非妳覺得
無聊的教師會議算重要活動

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妳呢?妳今晚安排了
什麼重要的獨立活動嗎?

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我...對,超多的

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我有一大堆事情

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對,是啊,不過呢

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自我探尋的一部分,就是沒必要什麼事情

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- 都跟對方說,所以...
- 對

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我完全同意妳的想法

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很好,那你別擔心我

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我會找點樂子來做

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{\an8}(郵輪旅店,開放中)

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- 嘿,瑪莎
- 卡珊

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我的天啊,我好高興見到妳

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妳怎麼會來?

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我終於有獨處的時間
所以我搜尋“最棒的獨處活動”

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而“住豪華旅館”是公認的第一名

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卡珊,這樣真好,可惜妳來的時間很不巧

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鹿原電力公司

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正舉行他們的年度員工慶祝會

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他們包下整間旅館了

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看來我們又只剩下船員艙房了

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只要有酒就沒問題

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對,還有,我得先跟妳說,妳媽媽...

140
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今晚要上台演講

141
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我現在沒有力氣應付那個瘋子

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她正站在我後面,對不對?

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沒有,怎麼這樣問?我的表情很奇怪嗎?

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- 妳沒有...
- 對,我沒有...

145
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- 我以為...
- 不,我是說...

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卡珊,我才不會在妳身後偷偷摸摸

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畢竟...

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我可不想被妳捅

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哈囉,媽媽
看來妳知道我的幻象是什麼了

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卡珊,現在大家都知道了

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而且我必須說,我很擔心

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像妳這樣近期剛分居的女子

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會把太多錢花在昂貴的旅館房間

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畢竟妳幾乎毫無收入可言

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當初發生狀況時,妳要是有來找我就好了

156
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我一直都待達斯帝如親生兒子

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有嗎?我好像記得妳在婚禮致詞上

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說他“起先並不討喜”

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而且,媽媽,我沒有去找妳
是因為我不要妳參與我的人生

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所以我不要看到妳
也不想聽妳有什麼高見

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又在發脾氣了

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達斯帝肯定不喜歡妳這一點

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卡珊,我帶妳去妳的房間吧

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伊琪,或許妳也可以回房去

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因為妳堅持要有一間房,方便妳準備演講

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瑪莎,我的演講準備好了

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晚安,鹿原電力公司的各位

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今晚的氣氛真是電力十足

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雅各

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你在幹嘛?

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我只是想清空科頓的置物櫃

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真的嗎?你確定?

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對,小佩校長說我可以自己決定
我已經不想再每天經過它了

174
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大家必須接受他已經不在的事實

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我的幻象差不多也是在說這個

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你的幻象是怎麼說的?

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因為畫面是雙打遊戲
雙胞胎大致上也是這麼一回事

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彷彿我一輩子都是兩位玩家之一

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我們做的每一件事
不是一模一樣,就是南轅北轍

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現在他已經不在了

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只剩一個玩家,對嗎?

182
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我該放下過去了

183
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原來我的任天堂Switch在這裡

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00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,478
我就知道是他偷的

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這到底是什麼鬼東西?

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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,942
我不知道

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你要我幫忙嗎?如果你願意,我可以幫忙

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不,換成是我就會後退一點

189
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裡面好像有吃的

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好髒亂

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好吧

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- 謝謝
- 謝謝

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- 配上...對
- 祝你用餐愉快

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喲,看看誰來了

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00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,882
小達達來了耶

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00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:35,594
我猜猜看,你要自己一桌
吃“孤獨男子特餐”?

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不,其實我們是一起來的

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教師會議

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哇,達老弟要兩人桌,這位美女是誰?

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稍等,我先打量個三次

201
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,443
還真的打量三次
能請你幫我們準備一桌嗎?

202
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,487
我知道有一桌很適合

203
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,113
口香糖

204
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,492
- 妳先請,女士優先
- 好

205
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,576
謝謝

206
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,704
小達,你讓我太驕傲了

207
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,123
有些人可能會覺得你動作太快了

208
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,501
但我知道冷冰冰的床鋪就像死刑

209
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,794
我們是來聊公事

210
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:12,506
什麼?兄弟,才不是
你有看到她鮮豔的口紅嗎?這是約會

211
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,008
雖然我現在不跟別人約會了
情況可能有所改變

212
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,052
但我很清楚女人的暗示

213
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,888
你一直到上禮拜都還在跟人約會

214
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,182
而且我一點也不懷念,寶貝

215
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:26,603
喲,就是這裡,請上船,妳叫...

216
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,688
愛麗絲

217
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,731
- 就像愛麗絲夢遊仙境
- 對

218
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,776
- 我喜歡
- 好,謝謝

219
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:37,155
當然了,這位是山德,也叫口香糖

220
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,116
他會是你們兩位今晚的貢多拉船夫

221
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,119
我們不需要貢多拉船夫
這樣已經夠荒唐了

222
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,079
好喔

223
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,790
但你們還是得給我小費

224
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,252
- 好了,口香糖,你快滾
- 好

225
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:55,174
這位愛麗絲很清楚自己的喜好喔
你們今晚要喝什麼?

226
00:11:55,757 --> 00:12:00,053
我打算跟著感覺走
所以,達斯帝,你來點吧

227
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,473
飲料嗎?飲料,對,飲料...

228
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,019
大家通常都點什麼?

229
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:10,939
是不是...這裡有果汁或是水

230
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:15,027
氣泡水或白開水?

231
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,030
還是妳想...如果妳想喝,也可以喝點...

232
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,990
有酒精的飲品

233
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,201
妳得多擔待一下我朋友

234
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:26,455
今天是他23年來第一次約會

235
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,582
別擔心,我罩你

236
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,337
我沒跟他說是約會

237
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,839
不,當然不是,這只是...

238
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,383
同事的聚會,對吧?

239
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,468
對

240
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,932
所以我應該先跟妳說

241
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,519
我跟我妻子暫時分開一陣子的事

242
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,313
這真的只是性愛週...六週啦

243
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,484
六週內可能會發生很多事

244
00:12:56,485 --> 00:13:00,614
喬吉歐的週一夜特餐

245
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,659
香檳搭牡蠣,上菜囉

246
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,848
嘿,我可以跟妳一起坐嗎?

247
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,932
當然好

248
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:32,062
保持安全距離的話,看起來挺好玩的

249
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,816
妳訂房的時候
也不知道這裡被包場了嗎?

250
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:39,820
我的住處在暴風雨期間淹水
所以我這幾晚都住這裡

251
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,739
大家好,鹿原電力公司的員工們

252
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:48,120
{\an8}今晚的氣氛真是電力十足

253
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,788
真是夠了

254
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,374
好,我們先充電一下

255
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,170
今晚我們邀請到一位特別來賓

256
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,964
擔任我們新制服的模特兒

257
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,382
{\an8}(我在鹿原電力公司的派對玩到斷電)

258
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,009
{\an8}大家都很愛他演的三號毛手毛腳老闆

259
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,136
{\an8}在我們的性騷擾防治影片裡

260
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:07,306
{\an8}請歡迎凱瑞赫伯

261
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,397
那是我公公耶

262
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:16,982
太誇張了吧

263
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:20,736
很可悲,對吧?居然那樣不務正業

264
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,488
我覺得他很勇敢地做自己熱愛的事

265
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,325
我覺得他肯定很想念達斯帝的媽媽

266
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,994
我真不懂為何兩個人能分開

267
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,954
然後宣稱彼此相愛

268
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,040
或許是因為妳無法愛人

269
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,757
卡珊,整座小鎮都愛我

270
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,676
抱歉,我先失陪了

271
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,429
我不該把聲音浪費在無意義的對話上

272
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,514
好啊

273
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,392
氣氛還真緊張

274
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,103
抱歉,她無處不在

275
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,272
這感覺很像試圖擺脫一把惡毒的迴力鏢

276
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,484
但我不該發脾氣的

277
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,277
不,我很敬佩妳

278
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,157
(強森雜貨店)

279
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:12,329
我不是想帶壞你
但我覺得你根本可以翹班

280
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,914
等強森先生出院再說

281
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,791
強森先生一直對我很好

282
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,793
不好意思,講那句話要怎麼不帶壞我?

283
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,045
因為我說了“我不是想帶壞你”

284
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,548
- 所以就不會帶壞我,懂了
- 對

285
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,761
我得去簽收貨運
清點蜂蜜麵包卷的數量,小寶貝

286
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,137
當然沒問題,小寶貝

287
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,200
妳在幹嘛?

288
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,035
沒事

289
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,457
它是會說話的泰瑞蟾蜍

290
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,419
是我送給科頓的
我只是想說,如果你要丟了它...

291
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,962
科頓,你“蟾”是太讚了

292
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,047
是妳的聲音嗎?

293
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,509
對,可以自己錄聲音之類的,很白痴啦

294
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,428
但如果你不想留著...

295
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,971
科頓,我愛你

296
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,477
這蟾蜍真是的

297
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,104
妳為何想留著它?

298
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,441
因為我其實沒有什麼能紀念科頓的物品

299
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,446
好喔,其他的我也不要,全是垃圾

300
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:28,822
但妳應該留著這個

301
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,913
松露片超好吃的吧?

302
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:39,291
而且一片15美元,天啊

303
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,668
而且在上菜之前,通常不會

304
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,753
跟顧客說多少錢吧?

305
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:48,217
這傢伙真的超搞笑,對吧?是個好男人

306
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,637
你們要來點提拉米蘇

307
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,347
或是遠近馳名的奶凍呢?

308
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,890
新鮮現做,口感輕柔

309
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,309
- 應該不用了
- 對啊

310
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,228
- 好
- 喬,謝謝你

311
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:02,481
口香糖,他們要刷卡,要用晶片感應

312
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,733
- 哇,自信滿滿地大聲嚷嚷真的很吵
- 對啊

313
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,611
是啊

314
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,784
我們或許該來研究腦力激盪的成果了

315
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:17,329
對,好的,來看看我們會讓這些學生
受到多大的鼓舞

316
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:21,165
好,我們說要在課程加入更多實用技能

317
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,084
對

318
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,419
所以我們想到更換汽車輪胎

319
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,213
- 很好
- 稅務

320
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,842
將羽絨塞進羽絨被套

321
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,302
對,全都非常重要

322
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,596
適當的營養,“適當”有畫底線

323
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,557
我不知道這到底...

324
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,268
我們應該能想出更多方案

325
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:43,146
對,這次的腦力激盪效果好像不太好

326
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,190
或許要由我們開始做起

327
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,901
我們要把課程改成怎樣都行

328
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:54,366
但如果老師不去拓展視野...

329
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,452
對,我懂了

330
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:02,958
“老雞啼,小雞跟著叫”

331
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,879
這是一句愛爾蘭諺語,應該啦,抱歉

332
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:13,177
沒事,只不過你的腔調超性感的

333
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,929
- 對,真的
- 這樣啊

334
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,224
- 妳覺得我的口音很性感?
- 對

335
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,394
噓,可愛的姑娘,妳會讓我昏頭脹腦

336
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,230
不,真的會這樣說嗎?

337
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,858
如果我在說屁話,我就光棍一輩子

338
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,861
光棍一輩子?什麼意思啦?

339
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,446
說說而已啦

340
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,948
小達,嘿,你們還好嗎?我有事要跟你說

341
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,909
我們聊得正開心,喬吉歐

342
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:37,910
都沒事吧?

343
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:41,330
對,只是牡蠣出了點問題

344
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,956
好喔,我們都有吃牡蠣

345
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:47,336
對,只有達斯帝吃到有問題的

346
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,672
他的腸道菌叢出狀況了,我想教他一些

347
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,050
腸胃運動

348
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:55,594
等等他才不會覺得難受

349
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,852
- 朋友,真是謝囉
- 對啊,我罩你

350
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:06,730
好,他媽的到底有什麼急事?

351
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,691
小達,牡蠣沒問題啦
是你的信用卡有問題

352
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,985
我只是不想在愛麗絲面前讓你難堪

353
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,612
好像太遲了吧

354
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,491
如果我的信用卡有問題
也是因為你整晚一直加錢

355
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:21,036
兄弟,我是為你好
你難道不想吃鱘魚魚子醬?

356
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,705
我想用那些配菜襯托出你很有錢耶

357
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,959
有錢人的腸道菌叢會出狀況嗎?

358
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,518
失陪一下

359
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,649
達斯帝,你沒事吧?

360
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,694
嘿,卡珊,抱歉打擾了

361
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:56,280
我只是想跟妳說,我們的信用卡出了狀況

362
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,365
我剛才想在喬吉歐餐館刷卡,但是刷不過

363
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,410
喬吉歐餐館?你不是去教師會議嗎?

364
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,619
是啊

365
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,247
我在和另一個老師腦力激盪

366
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,331
哪個老師?

367
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,292
有很多位,是複數

368
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,377
總之,我剛確認過我們的信用卡使用紀錄

369
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,255
有一筆在郵輪旅店的盜刷紀錄

370
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,174
達斯帝,我在郵輪旅店

371
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,679
這樣啊

372
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,472
卡珊,因為妳那邊聽起來像在夜店

373
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,476
不過反正不關我的事

374
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:30,355
應該是因為信用卡公司發現同一張卡

375
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,566
在兩個不同地點使用,而且其中一處

376
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:36,153
是人們常去偷情的飯店

377
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,614
那就沒什麼好擔心的了,對吧?

378
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,408
我這邊沒什麼好擔心的

379
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,118
卡珊,祝妳今晚玩得開心

380
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,796
我們今晚的確電力十足

381
00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,052
那麼,請各位舉杯

382
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,972
看啊,我握著一把刀

383
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,142
千萬別跟我女兒說
她可能會用這把刀捅我

384
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:15,108
嘿,抱歉,我突然丟下妳一個人

385
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,361
- 沒事啦
- 妳絕對不會相信

386
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,696
- 但我出了點狀況,是因為...
- 你的信用卡

387
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,365
對

388
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:23,534
你的手機一直跳通知

389
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:24,618
可惡

390
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,828
不過,說真的,你別擔心,沒事的

391
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,288
不,不能讓妳付錢

392
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,083
不,我沒有要付錢
沒錯,喬吉歐跟我們收

393
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,168
一顆牡蠣9美元,但那些牡蠣有問題

394
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,087
所以我們不付錢

395
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,171
什麼?

396
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:40,050
快來慶祝,這是你特別的一天

397
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,844
- 就趁...
- 我們很高興你今天

398
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,971
帶上家人來到這裡

399
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:46,265
- 在喬吉歐的...
- 現在

400
00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:47,933
- 義大利...
- 快點

401
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,061
餐館與運動中心

402
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,488
- 你還好嗎?
- 還好

403
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,323
我剛才把科頓的東西都丟進垃圾桶

404
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,326
但我忘了我的Switch還在裡面
現在我找不到了

405
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:10,831
雅各,我明白會說話的泰瑞蟾蜍
為何讓你不開心

406
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,249
我沒有不開心

407
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:16,044
我只是以為妳和科頓的感情

408
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,005
- 不是那麼一回事
- 什麼意思?

409
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,465
翠娜,妳跟他說妳愛他

410
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,633
雖然是透過蟾蜍說的

411
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,760
而我們都還沒對彼此說過那句話,所以...

412
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,681
我不曉得,我以為我是在做一個了結

413
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,142
但我好像卻更難過了

414
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,768
但你為什麼難過?

415
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,647
你要我騙你說其實我討厭你兄弟嗎?

416
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,066
雅各,你知道我愛過科頓並不會影響到

417
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,776
我對你的感覺吧?

418
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:44,615
我可以在不同時期
因為不同原因而喜愛不同的人

419
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:48,785
對,但現在這個當下
妳依然想留著那隻蟾蜍

420
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:51,580
對,因為那有紀念意義

421
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:56,251
會讓我想起我對他曾經的感受
而我們都失去他

422
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,671
難道沒有哪個科頓的東西
是你想留著做紀念的嗎?

423
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,009
我知道你也很想他

424
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:15,812
那是什麼?

425
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,024
我完全忘了這東西

426
00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:24,738
科頓不知道為什麼那次的生物考不及格

427
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,698
所以得讓我爸簽名

428
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:31,537
他花了很多時間練習如何偽造我爸的簽名

429
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:34,540
比認真準備考試的時間還多

430
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,292
是啊,科頓就是那樣

431
00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:39,461
對

432
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,174
還是沒找到我的Switch

433
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,551
我幫你

434
00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:49,054
我的手比較小,比較擅長翻垃圾

435
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,764
這有什麼好炫耀的?

436
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:55,686
可以扶我的腳嗎?好

437
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:58,355
妳是真的...對,好,天啊,可以

438
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,191
- 好
- 天啊,我的頭髮

439
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,711
拜託妳別讓我獨自喝到斷片

440
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:25,591
妳怎麼可能還沒捅死妳媽?她很難搞

441
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:27,926
妳竟敢這麼說

442
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,678
我媽可是人人夢寐以求

443
00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:35,058
“我是伊琪,鹿原鎮長”

444
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,436
天啊,根本像她就在這裡

445
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:39,938
如果妳喜歡剛才那一段
肯定也喜歡我模仿的達斯帝

446
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,734
“我要吃香腸配薯泥”

447
00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:46,403
那是在模仿愛爾蘭腔,還是腦袋有問題?

448
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:49,865
好,接下來我要模仿魯班神父

449
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:51,200
好喔

450
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,912
“我是魯班神父

451
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:59,291
沒人知道魯班是我的名字還是姓氏”

452
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:01,960
“但我愛上哈娜了”

453
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,380
少裝蒜...

454
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:08,133
我在喬吉歐家察覺到你們倆的情愫

455
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:12,429
好,聽著,我不跟人約會的
尤其是跟神職人員

456
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,681
我不相信

457
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,016
我喜歡自己一個人

458
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:18,477
我現在跟妳待在這裡,是我長久以來

459
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,479
和人相處最久的一次

460
00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,564
看看妳玩得多開心

461
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,652
跟妳說,我從來都不是一個人

462
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:31,114
我上次獨自過夜已經是20年前的事了

463
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,034
哇,如果不是因為那座機台
妳覺得妳會這麼做嗎?

464
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,706
可能吧,八成會

465
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:41,667
對

466
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,336
很好...

467
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:48,465
因為如果換成是我,我覺得我會懷疑

468
00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,676
“這些真的是我要的嗎?

469
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:53,971
或是機台讓我有這種想法?

470
00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:56,348
我要如何知道我做出這些重大決定

471
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,851
是否只憑我對一個電玩遊戲的詮釋?

472
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:01,478
我要怎麼知道有沒有做出對的決定?”

473
00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:10,028
但我說這番話很輕鬆
因為我沒玩過那座機台

474
00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:13,282
我不知道是否做了對的事

475
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:16,535
這樣挺冒險的,風險很大,但是...

476
00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:18,453
我在嘗試新方式

477
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,497
就像妳跟我聊天也是一種嘗試

478
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,125
而且我覺得妳應該待在這裡跟我聊天

479
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,043
我有上鋪耶

480
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:28,255
這就先不用了

481
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:30,716
而且要是我留下來

482
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:32,968
妳就無法享受妳的第一個獨處之夜了

483
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,053
- 別掃興,會很好玩的
- 卡珊,晚安

484
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,805
“卡珊,晚安”

485
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:38,682
我在學妳

486
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:41,435
學得很像,我差點以為是回音

487
00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,229
- 晚安
- 晚安

488
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:55,574
我們算是解決教育危機了

489
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,117
- 對
- 哇

490
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,285
如果我以前...

491
00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:02,247
上過我們想出來的
“如何處理生雞肉”講座

492
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:06,168
在高中的時候
不知道我現在會有什麼發展,對吧?

493
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:08,295
妳年輕時想當什麼?

494
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,173
我想當大提琴家

495
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:13,175
- 真的嗎?
- 對

496
00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:15,260
我還挺認真的

497
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:18,597
我受過音樂學院的訓練

498
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,558
還去申請那些高級的音樂學校

499
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:24,269
我父母很希望我有這番成就

500
00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:28,565
對,但要保持完美的壓力太大了

501
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,567
必須彈到每個音符,對吧?

502
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,653
對,必須彈到每個音符

503
00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,154
真是廢話

504
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:36,907
是啊,我的摩爾弗卡片就寫了這個

505
00:27:36,907 --> 00:27:40,244
上面寫著“大提琴家”,所以我更覺得

506
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:42,579
自己放棄夢想是個廢物了

507
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:43,664
是啊

508
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,875
但我聽到你說的那番話時

509
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:48,752
你說...

510
00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:51,797
卡片為人指引出不同的方向

511
00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:56,426
我就開始思考,沒錯,或許...

512
00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:58,887
我的潛力的確是大提琴家,但是...

513
00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:02,015
不曉得,也許我能找出幸福快樂的新方式

514
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:04,351
在我自己選擇的這段人生

515
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:10,524
對,然後我看到我的幻象時
我飄浮在空中

516
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:12,192
妳只是跟著感覺走

517
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:15,362
對,我其實一直想這麼做,所以...

518
00:28:19,116 --> 00:28:20,617
那你呢?你...

519
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,412
你年輕時想當什麼?

520
00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,372
- 我不知道
- 嘿

521
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:30,002
我有一陣子很熱衷天文學

522
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:32,671
我有好多書

523
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:36,133
還在我臥室的天花板貼了夜光星座圖

524
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:41,430
然後我大學的時候去惠斯勒滑雪

525
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:44,308
那裡的天空真的美極了

526
00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:49,062
那裡的星星好亮
彷彿觸手可及、無窮無盡

527
00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:52,232
老實說,我覺得很震撼

528
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,402
我去過惠斯勒,那裡很美

529
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:57,571
真的很美

530
00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:01,450
我差點就要住下來

531
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:05,162
我們當時或許會碰見彼此

532
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,248
你可以教我怎麼看星星

533
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:13,253
是啊,我本質上還是個老師

534
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:16,173
- 對
- 當然了

535
00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:19,635
天啊,你看,有彗星,快許願

536
00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:22,304
對,那個叫做飛機

537
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,349
我知道,我原本就知道

538
00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:28,060
我只是...別笑了,我在考你啦

539
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:31,313
對,你的天文學很厲害

540
00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,106
那是“達美彗星”

541
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,239
我家到了

542
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:42,824
真不知道最後怎麼是妳陪我散步回家

543
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,827
是啊,怎麼會這樣?

544
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,000
我不知道怎麼道別比較好

545
00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:54,795
妳不會幫我找台階下吧?

546
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:59,925
好,那我只好放下滑板車

547
00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:01,927
- 伸出我的雙手
- 哇

548
00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:03,387
然後抱一下?

549
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,598
我們只要動動手臂

550
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,559
手臂要先動

551
00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:10,018
然後擁抱

552
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,564
再抱緊

553
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:23,657
你還在抱

554
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,325
我還在抱

555
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:29,037
只是個溫暖的小擁抱

556
00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:42,593
鹿原請注意

557
00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:47,723
榮譽警長鮑爾柯瓦克正進行夜間巡視

558
00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:52,186
我要來搜捕你們這些圖謀不軌的壞蛋了

559
00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:55,063
你們最好把牙齒刷乾淨,頭髮梳整齊

560
00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:57,774
因為執法人員今晚就要找上你

561
00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:02,154
完畢

562
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:11,955
強森先生,怎麼了?

563
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,584
是594狀況的蓄意破壞嗎?

564
00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:21,507
希望不是211狀況,也就是搶劫

565
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,472
強森先生,你還好嗎?

566
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:33,977
我不想要自己一個人

567
00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,957
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

568
00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:11,033
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