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[Hana] Thank you.
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- [Reuben] Hey, bartender.
- Hey.
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{\an8}How would you feel about
supporting the local arts?
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{\an8}[scoffs] Wow.
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That looks pretty intense
for a school play.
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It was the students' idea.
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- Our Town, with wrestling.
- Mm-hmm.
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And believe it or not,
I have been teaching them some moves.
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Because you clearly know
a lot about wrestling, question mark?
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[chuckles] Then you remember
when I told you about my vision?
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No. I remember you refusing to tell me
about your vision.
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Well, I told you
it had something to do with my dad, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, it was actually
this wrestling thing.
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It was like a wrestling video game,
only it was me and my dad in the game.
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And it reminded me of how we used to
wrestle in the backyard when I was a kid.
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- We used to go outside after dinner, and...
- [exhales heavily]
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Oh, it was just play.
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Pure fun. It was a feeling that I'd lost.
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Yeah.
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And then these kids at school... [chuckles]
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They're working on their play,
and I just so happen to be there.
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And they're asking me about wrestling.
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And it felt like a sign. [chuckles]
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Why you telling me all this?
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You want me to hang your little flyer
in my bar, or...
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What's in it for me?
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I'm way ahead of you.
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- You were reading Twilight.
- I won't be shamed.
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{\an8}Well, this is supposed to be
a really terrible vampire book.
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[clicks tongue] Okay. I don't
exclusively read bad vampire books,
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but I can't say no to a bribe.
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So, who knows?
Maybe I'll-- I'll go see this weird play.
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Hmm. Maybe I will even save you a seat.
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- Good morning, sunshine.
- [groans]
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Wipe off those eye crusties, Dusty.
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- How'd you sleep, Sleeping Beauty?
- [stammering] Yeah, good, good.
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Just had this awful nightmare
that I was awoken by a goateed intruder.
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Hey, looky-looky.
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I made your favorite for breakfast.
I put it in a to-go container.
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Let's get you dressed
and cleared out of this room.
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Oh, look. I just found your scooter helmet
right here. That's so crazy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay. I-I just woke up a half second ago,
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and my bladder's right behind that.
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So what's happening, man?
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[sighs] Okay.
I didn't want it to go down like this,
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but things have moved pretty quickly, D.
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It's been a blast having you stay here
these last few weeks.
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But I need to help Natalie with her debt,
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and my accountant, Cary, said that
renting my place out
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and moving in with Nat is
the best way to chip away at it.
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So I need you to move out, bro.
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Wha-- [sighs] Oh. Your accountant, Cary?
You mean my dad?
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I'm sorry, Son. I had to suggest
what's best for my client.
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- How lovely to see you, Dad.
- [chuckles]
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You know, I would've appreciated
a little more notice.
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Believe me, I know that, D. Come on, man.
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Like, what you think? I wanna leave
my big, beautiful house and all my things?
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Okay, well, maybe you should think about
this a little bit more then, Giorgio.
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No, no, no, no.
We've-- We've talked this through.
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No, this is going to be
the best thing for you boys.
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Okay. No rush, D. But if you could just
have all your stuff out by 3:00 p.m.
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I would love to do a walk-through
and assess any damage.
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[Dusty groans]
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- Oh, wow. Look at that.
- [chuckles]
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{\an8}Ah,
you excited about the big show tonight?
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{\an8}[inhales deeply] Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean,
I've still got a few things to iron out,
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but, you know, it shouldn't disappoint.
[chuckles]
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How's your morning going?
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- Groovy. Really groovy. Yeah.
- Cool. Hmm.
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I had a cup of coffee, a nice hot shower,
got evicted from my house.
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Oh. Oh, no. R-Really?
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Yeah. I mean,
technically it's Giorgio's house.
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But hey, on an unrelated matter,
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would you happen to know what
the official school policy is on teachers
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sleeping in their classrooms?
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- No. I don't. [chuckles]
- [groans]
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But, uh, I don't know.
Why don't you just stay at my place?
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Right. Your place. [clears throat]
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- Yeah, that's an option. Is it?
- Yeah.
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Okay. Is it a good, um--
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- I-- I'd just be worried about the optics.
- Mm-hmm.
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We've done such a great job
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- of being professional and discreet--
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey. There's my two favorite
fuck buddies. [chuckles]
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- Whoa, whoa.
- Wow.
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- Now, we are not F-buddies.
- Mm-mmm.
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- We haven't F'd.
- [chuckles]
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That's not what the students are saying.
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Principal Pat, do you think you
should be gossiping with the students?
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Should I? No. Do I? Hell, yes. [laughs]
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Wow.
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You know, just to be clear,
I was offering you my couch to sleep on.
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Right. Right. [stammers]
Good. Good. No, that's what I assumed.
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Yeah. Yeah. Because if you were
to sleep in bed with me,
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you might start developing
real actual feelings for me. So...
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Well, we wouldn't want that.
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[chuckles] No. Mm-mmm. No, we wouldn't.
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It's too risky anyway.
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Too risky?
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Because once you get a dollop of Dustard,
you're gonna get flustered.
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- Ooh, cool. Okay.
- Is it?
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- [chuckles] No, uh--
- No.
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You know,
if you keep on saying stuff like that,
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{\an8}- I'll be just fine. [chuckles] All right.
- Cool.
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{\an8}- Um, I'll see you tonight.
- [stammers] Okay.
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{\an8}[Alice chuckles] Bye.
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Emily. I'm going to do my best. I...
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Mm-hmm?
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[sighs] I love you, Emily. I--
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See, you do know your lines.
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And I'm glad
you're not playing my dad anymore.
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[chuckles] Yes. Yeah.
This is way less awkward.
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I'll see you at school.
It'll be great or terrible.
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Either way, we're all gonna die someday.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Howdy.
- Hey, Trina.
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Hey.
Hope I wasn't too loud with the sander.
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I told Mr. J I'd help him with the float
for the Deercoming parade.
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Yeah. You're good.
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But from what I could hear,
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it sounds like this play is gonna be
off the chain. [chuckles]
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I wish I could see it.
You're not upset I can't come, are you?
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Nah, it's just that scene with Trina.
I have to say "I love you" in the play.
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But I've never said it to her
in real life, and I feel like I want to.
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But, you know,
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what if the timing isn't right
or what if she doesn't say it back?
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You're putting too much pressure
on yourself.
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Your mom and I,
we almost never said "I love you."
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We said our own thing,
and we knew what it really meant.
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Don't worry so much about the words.
Focus on the feeling. Okay?
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Okay.
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[stammers] So what'd you and Mom say?
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Oh, it would just sound corny
and weird if I said it now.
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No, no.
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We used to say,
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"You're my mushy-wushy widdle banana."
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- Yeah, You shouldn't have told me that.
- Hmm?
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Hey. What's up, Father?
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You got a minute on you
for a lapsed Catholic?
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[chuckles]
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I know
office hours are usually for students,
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but I do consider myself
a student of life.
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[chuckles] Oh, no, no, no.
I'm glad to see you, Giorgio.
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I've been meaning to thank you
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for your generous donation
to the student play.
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Hey, when Savannah said
it was wrestling-themed,
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- I knew I had to help out.
- [chuckles]
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But I gotta say, I didn't picture you
as a wrestling fan, Father.
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Oh, yeah. I was crazy about it
when I was a kid.
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I used to like all the villains.
You know, the heels.
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Absolutely.
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- Jake "The Snake," uh...
- Come on.
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...Bret "The Hitman" Hart
and Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
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Ooh, yeah. Savage Steamboat,
WrestleMania III.
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I wore that tape to shreds.
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I think I still remember every move
from those matches.
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Same, same.
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You know, I always saw myself
as a bit like The Ultimate Warrior...
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- [chuckles]
- ...you know?
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But lately, I don't-- I don't know.
I just-- Lately I don't know.
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Which brings you to my office.
Yeah. [stammers]
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Yeah, I just-- I don't know, Father.
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- I feel like I've been powerslammed, bro.
- [chuckles]
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Like, I've always been this eligible
bachelor and entrepreneur and sports hero
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- with perfect hair.
- [chuckles]
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And now I'm in this transition,
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like taking on help with the restaurant
and giving up my house and all my stuff.
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And it's just hard, you know,
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like-- like,
I've always been numero uno and only.
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And now I'm just uno numero
in a bunch of numeros.
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Well, do you mind if I quote the Bible?
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I would be honored. I love the Bible.
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"All of you, clothe yourselves
with humility towards one another,
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for God opposes the proud
but gives grace to the humble."
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Yes. Yes.
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Your potential may have been "Superstar,"
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but your MORPHO vision of who you are
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is a man doing his best to serve others.
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[both chuckle]
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Father Reuben,
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these words that you have brought to me
in a time of suffering
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have truly shown me the way,
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and I would like to repay you
by serving you today.
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- Aw, you don't have to do that, Gio--
- I would like to try.
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Grant me that.
For the rest of today, I'd like to try.
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[both chuckle]
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I gotta say,
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all the times I drove past this place,
I thought it was just a hardware store.
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[chuckles] Well, it used to be
just a hardware store until Mr. Kappler,
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he got "Beautician" on his MORPHO card.
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- Hence, Nails 'n Nails.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just so you ladies know, we're giving out
free plungers with a facial scrub today.
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Oh. We-- Okay, uh-- [stammers]
Um, I'm-- I'm good. You good?
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- [Hana] I'm good. Yeah.
- Okay.
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[chuckles]
Thank you for coming, by the way.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
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I just felt I needed to treat myself
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with my first official paycheck
from Giorgio's.
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Buongiorno a tutti.
Giorgio and Daddy Reuben in the house.
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What's up, Cassie? What's up, Hana?
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Father Reuben,
I'm surprised to see you here.
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Oh, so am I.
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This man spreads godliness over everyone.
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It's time he starts indulging himself.
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Speaking of looking after best friends,
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Cassie, I am sorry
that I had to kick Dusty out the house.
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You kicked him out?
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Yeah. End of an era.
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But don't worry. Dusty never,
ever brought any women home.
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Okay.
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Of course, if the door was closed,
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there's a high probability
that he was cleaning his own pipes.
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After all, he is a mortal man.
I'm sorry, Father.
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[Cass] Yeah. Sorry, Father. [chuckles]
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Okay, this has been great.
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But, uh, think we need to get going so
we can get ready for the big show tonight.
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Yeah. The ad campaign was very persuasive.
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- [chuckles]
- So, we'll see you guys there.
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See you.
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Wait a minute. Wait a dang minute.
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Father Reuben, is there something brewin'
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- between you two-in'?
- No comment.
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[Mr. Kappler]
You wanna have a seat, Father?
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Yeah, he does wanna have a seat.
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- Yeah, "no comment."
- [chuckles]
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Yeah. Make my boy comfortable, okay?
Two deluxe packages.
230
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,396
And don't you worry. You can say
anything you want in front of Mr. Kappler.
231
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,730
- [Mr. Kappler] That's right.
- Hmm.
232
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,818
Well, okay.
Maybe there is something brewing.
233
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,112
- Oh?
- But ever since my wife passed
234
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:40,325
I've experienced these deep pangs
of guilt when I do something pleasurable.
235
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:46,248
Why should I get to experience any of
the joys of life when she no longer can?
236
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:50,627
Hey, but, Father, I mean,
you're teaching me how to let go.
237
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,298
Sounds like there's some things
you need to be letting go of too.
238
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,924
Right, Mr. Kappler? What you think?
239
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,426
I'd have to agree with Giorgio.
240
00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,470
The last thing your wife would want
is for you to keep punishing yourself.
241
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,142
Now, can I interest you two
in a facial scrub and a plunger?
242
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,560
Oh.
243
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,439
[Dusty]
Yeah. You know, the great thing about it?
244
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,482
It's unconventional.
245
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,277
I've seen Our Town. I was in Our Town.
246
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:19,448
No, no. Nothing will beat
your Captain von Trapp. [laughs]
247
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,783
Cassandra.
248
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,662
Hey. [sighs]
249
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,956
- How you doing? [clears throat]
- Hi.
250
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,375
Um, thanks for coming.
251
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,254
- To my daughter's play?
- [chuckles]
252
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,632
It's my pleasure, my pleasure.
253
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,134
Golly, check out this jacket.
254
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,844
Yeah. It's, uh-- It's thrifted.
255
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:44,473
I got it from a vintage store
where there's older clothes.
256
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,434
- Yeah, I know what thrifted is.
- Right, yeah. Yeah, of--
257
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,144
- It looks good.
- Thanks.
258
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,564
You, um-- [sniffs]
You have a pleasant new scent...
259
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,565
- Oh.
- ...I believe.
260
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,068
Yeah, uh, Oregano Mist. [chuckles]
261
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,402
It's just the air freshener
262
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,154
- in the staff room at Giorgio's.
- Oh, right.
263
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,906
Yeah, it is impossible
to get out of your clothes.
264
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:05,202
Well, your hair and your smell
and your face and your clothes
265
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,037
are all working very well together,
I think.
266
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,914
[chuckles] Thank you.
267
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:12,417
Um... [clicks tongue] ...so is, uh--
268
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,962
It's assign-- assigned seating or...
[exhales deeply]
269
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:18,131
You know what? I thought it would be
nice for Trina for us to sit together.
270
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,468
I don't know. I-- I just--
That's not against the rules, is it?
271
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,097
No. No, I-- I think it'd be nice.
272
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,099
Great. Okay.
273
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,392
All right. Let's go.
274
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,393
[Dusty clears throat]
275
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,106
[announcer] Good evening
and welcome to Deerfield High's...
276
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,024
- Hey. What's up, boys?
- ...performance of Our Town.
277
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,943
- Hi. Hey. [kisses]
- Oh.
278
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,945
Giorgio, thank God.
I haven't heard from you all day.
279
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,905
Baby, I called you three times.
280
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:45,450
I know, but I wasn't sure if it was
a pocket dial. It's so good to see you.
281
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,413
[chuckles] Believe it or not,
I was with Father Reuben all afternoon.
282
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,915
- Look at my boy over there. Yes.
- [chuckles]
283
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,213
What was that? You and Giorgio
going to a frat party after this?
284
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,299
I think he was just congratulating me
on the play.
285
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,801
- Hmm.
- And thank you for coming, by the way.
286
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:07,347
Of course. And thank you again
for the vampire book.
287
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,141
Oh, you started?
288
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:13,187
- I did, and it is awful. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
289
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,900
It's both humiliating and touching
that you completely know my taste.
290
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,572
[audience cheering, whistling]
291
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,823
Here we go.
292
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,200
[audience member shushes]
293
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,704
This play is called Our Town.
294
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:37,044
It's written by Thornton Wilder, produced
by the students of Deerfield High.
295
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,587
{\an8}[audience cheering]
296
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:43,217
[laughs] Yeah. Huh? Huh?
297
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,678
[imitating deer noises]
298
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:53,477
In Grover's Corners, New Hampshire,
just across the Massachusetts line:
299
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:57,814
latitude 40 degrees 42 minutes,
longitude 70 degrees...
300
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,317
Oh, by the way, D,
3:00 p.m. came and went,
301
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,986
so I just boxed up your stuff
and put it on the porch.
302
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,863
What? W-- What if it rains?
303
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:11,245
Nah, nah. Clear skies tonight but the
sprinklers turn on at 9:00, so you know.
304
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:16,041
[scoffs] The basement's still all set up,
305
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,876
if, you know, you wanna come back to
the house.
306
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,921
- Oh. Thanks, Cass.
- [chuckles] Hmm.
307
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,841
I already have a place lined up.
308
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,510
Oh. Really? [chuckles] Where?
309
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:31,098
[stammers] At, uh, Alice's.
[stammers] On the couch, of course.
310
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:32,766
Oh.
311
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:39,189
She offered first, so it j-- it feels like
it'd be weird to change the plan now.
312
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,316
Sure. Of course. [sighs]
313
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,152
When does Trina come on?
I am not following this play at all.
314
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:45,863
[sighs]
315
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,578
[sighs] Holy shit. I'm so fucking nervous.
316
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,413
You're gonna be fine, Jacob.
You've got me.
317
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:57,791
We have each other.
318
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:04,339
[inhales deeply]
And I love... [exhales deeply] ...that.
319
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,467
But that's just, like,
a cool thing about us.
320
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,054
That, like, whatever's going on,
like, in the world or, like--
321
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,433
Yeah. [stammers] Sorry.
Um, I'm just trying to focus. Sorry.
322
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,768
- Fo sho. Okay. Fuck.
- Okay. Now.
323
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,980
[actor] Wally, you wash yourself good,
or I'll come up and do it myself.
324
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,648
[audience laughing]
325
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,904
Every day I go to school dressed like--
like a sick turkey!
326
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,615
Now, Rebecca, you always look very nice.
327
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,700
Mama, George is throwing soap at me.
328
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,826
- [grunts]
- [audience chuckles]
329
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,662
I'll come up and slap the both of you.
That's what I'll do!
330
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,497
[audience groans]
331
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,790
[whistle blows]
332
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,585
- [audience cheering]
- [laughs]
333
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,711
[person] Whoo-hoo!
334
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,046
[whistle blows]
335
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,464
Oh, would you look at this!
336
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,175
Miss Gibbs is fed up with George
and Rebecca's shenanigans
337
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,344
and is ready to serve up some pain.
338
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,887
- [bell dings]
- [grunts]
339
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,305
[audience gasping, groaning]
340
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,266
[groans, screams]
341
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,522
Eat your breakfast!
342
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,148
[cheering]
343
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,775
[shouts]
344
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,527
[gasps, chuckles]
345
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,030
- [screams, grunts]
- [grunts]
346
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,198
- Oh!
- Oh!
347
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,867
[screams, grunts]
348
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,494
Oh.
349
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,497
[clears throat]
350
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,749
- That looked painful.
- [chuckles]
351
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,335
[groans] Are you seeing this?
352
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,795
My man is blowing it.
353
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,089
Oh, who? Luke?
Yeah, his performance is a bit wooden,
354
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,342
- but this will still be a positive review.
- No, no. Not Luke, babe.
355
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:34,054
Father Reuben.
I gotta talk to him at intermission.
356
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,764
- [screams]
- [grunts]
357
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,809
- [grunts]
- Oh!
358
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,603
Yeah, I basically came up
with the whole wrestling thing.
359
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:46,275
I was actually-- I was hoping that Trina
might give me a shout-out in her bio.
360
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,695
Hmm, new glasses?
361
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,488
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
362
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,991
Yeah, I guess they are. Just for reading.
363
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,911
They're nice. You look very professorial.
364
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,664
Thanks.
365
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,916
[audience cheering]
366
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,671
- [Trina] Yeah!
- [groans]
367
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,839
- [bell dings]
- Yeah!
368
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:12,384
I think the spectacle of it all
is just fabulous.
369
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,637
I'm actually working
on a large-scale show myself.
370
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:16,722
Oh, okay.
371
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,390
You're the first person
I'm telling about--
372
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,934
Excuse me, Mr. Johnson. I need
to steal our Father here for a second.
373
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,311
- Thank you.
- Oh, sure.
374
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,689
Reubs, what is going on out there?
375
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,984
As a reader of sexual energies, trust me,
376
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,612
Hana is giving you all the signals.
377
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,906
How are you seeing all this?
Aren't you watching the play?
378
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,782
I can barely focus on the stage
379
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,827
with the compelling human drama
that I'm observing in the crowd.
380
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,163
- Uh-huh.
- Papa Padre, please.
381
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,917
It is time to let go. Be free. Have fun.
382
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,048
[announcer] Please make your way
back to your seats.
383
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,342
The show will resume shortly.
384
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,057
Hey, everything all right?
385
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,141
[sighs]
386
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,977
Think the play is about to start up again
in a minute.
387
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,857
I hear there's a piledriver
you won't wanna miss. [chuckles]
388
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:13,487
I'm sure it'll look amazing,
especially with your new glasses.
389
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,282
Well, they're reading glasses,
so I wasn't planning on--
390
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,201
I don't get it.
391
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,120
Do you know how long I've been
telling you that you need glasses?
392
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,916
I mean, even secretly added you
to the LensCrafters email list.
393
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:26,917
Okay.
394
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,460
Uh, well, you wanted me to get glasses.
395
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,838
I finally got some.
They are really helpful.
396
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,257
So, it's a good thing, right?
397
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:37,803
Depends.
Did Alice tell you to get glasses?
398
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,306
- She may have mentioned it.
- Mmm.
399
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,100
But it was already on my to-do list.
400
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,018
And that's great.
401
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:49,189
Truly, it's-- it's great that you're
making all of these positive changes.
402
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,274
[chuckles]
403
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,776
It just really sucks
that you're doing it now
404
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,904
and so easily without me.
405
00:19:56,989 --> 00:20:01,827
Look, it sucks that it-- it took a machine
and some other woman
406
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,580
for you to start doing things that
I've been wanting you to do for years.
407
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,583
But that's what we decided to do together.
408
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,378
[chuckles] I'm just doing exactly
what we set out to do.
409
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,713
And where is it going?
410
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,174
- How do-- [stammers] How do you mean?
- With Alice.
411
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,135
Where is that going?
412
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:23,432
You are either leading her on
or you are leading me on.
413
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,101
Either way, it feels pretty shitty.
414
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:28,770
Cass.
415
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:33,567
[Jacob] I guess new people probably
aren't any better than old ones.
416
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,111
I'll bet they almost never are.
417
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,079
Emily, I feel that you're as good a friend
as I've got.
418
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,415
- [shouts]
- [grunts]
419
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,833
- [shouts]
- [screams]
420
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,251
- [panting]
- [audience applauding]
421
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,671
I-- I don't need to go and meet the people
in other towns.
422
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,549
- [screaming]
- [grunts]
423
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,468
[audience cheering]
424
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:05,057
Yes. They stay here while
the Earth part of them burns away.
425
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,266
Burns out.
426
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:10,604
And all that time
they get slowly indifferent
427
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,481
to what's going on in Grover's Corners.
428
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,565
Hmm.
429
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,442
They're waiting.
430
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,613
They're waiting for something
they feel is-- is coming.
431
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:23,367
They're waiting for something important
or something great.
432
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,996
Aren't they waiting for the eternal part
in them to come out...
433
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,040
- [clears throat]
- [Axel] ...clear?
434
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,209
[whispering] Come on.
435
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,126
Giorgio.
436
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,003
- No, I'm just--
- [shushes]
437
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:36,713
- Good Lord.
- [bell dings]
438
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,340
- [exclaims, chuckles]
- [grunts]
439
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,342
- [shouts]
- [grunts, coughing]
440
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,719
- [grunts]
- [audience applauding]
441
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,645
I can't bear it.
442
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:57,734
They're so young and beautiful.
443
00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,736
[chuckles]
444
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,864
Why did they ever have to get old?
445
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,329
Mama...
446
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,375
I'm here.
447
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,751
I'm grown-up.
448
00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:18,130
I love you.
449
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,551
I love you all.
450
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,429
Everything. [chuckles]
451
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:28,891
[chuckles]
452
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,604
I can't look at everything hard enough.
453
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,572
[audience cheering, applauding]
454
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,825
[cheering continues, whooping]
455
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,503
Whoo-hoo!
456
00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:58,587
Whoo!
457
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:03,800
[Dusty] Bravo!
458
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,302
[Cass] Yay! Good job.
459
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,930
- Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]
- [fan laughs]
460
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,932
- [sighs] Wow.
- [breathing heavily]
461
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:12,559
Excuse me, everybody.
I got something I need to say.
462
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,186
Hey, Father Reuben.
463
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:19,024
Are you responsible for introducing
wrestling into a classic play?
464
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,110
How dare you make a mockery of the estate
465
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,238
of the late, great Thornton Wilder!
466
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:27,866
- What is he doing?
- I have absolutely no idea.
467
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:33,413
Wha--
468
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,166
- This is so bizarre.
- [chuckles]
469
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,293
On behalf of every parent
470
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,587
and future stepparent here tonight,
471
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,549
I am here to defend
472
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:47,761
the traditional theatrical experience
473
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:52,099
by taking you down, Father Reuben.
474
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:55,853
[audience] Oh!
475
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,897
Kick his ass, Father Reuben!
476
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,524
- [audience cheering]
- [Hana] Whoo!
477
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,608
Yeah!
478
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:07,030
Hey, come on. You got this. Whoo!
479
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,324
[cheering continues]
480
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,336
[audience] Father! Father! Father!
481
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:24,423
[chanting continues]
482
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,970
Come on, Father. Let's get down to it.
483
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,723
- [grunts] Let's go.
- Whoa!
484
00:24:32,723 --> 00:24:34,224
You've been wearing this the whole time?
485
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,935
Yeah, I told Savannah I could come off
the bench if somebody got injured.
486
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,522
- [grunting]
- [breathes deeply]
487
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,984
WrestleMania III, Savage, Steamboat.
You said you remember, right?
488
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,360
- Every move.
- [exhales sharply]
489
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,154
It's time to let go, Father.
490
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,906
No, you let go. [grunts]
491
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,366
[yelps] Come on.
492
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:54,036
- [grunting]
- [Giorgio] Keep them going.
493
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:56,163
- [Reuben] Yeah.
- [grunting, straining]
494
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,165
- [screams]
- Oh!
495
00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,417
- [grunts] Oh, yeah!
- [grunts, shouts]
496
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,258
Whoo-hoo!
497
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:11,803
[chuckles]
498
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,431
Let's see if the power of the Lord got it.
Let's go.
499
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,392
["Winner Takes It All" playing]
500
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,644
[pants]
501
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:20,771
- [grunting]
- [Reuben] Come on!
502
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:21,855
[gasps]
503
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,315
[Giorgio grunts]
504
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,443
Whoo!
505
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,531
[grunts]
506
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:31,990
Body slam!
507
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,534
- Oh.
- Oh.
508
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,662
[groans]
509
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:39,623
Whoo.
510
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,667
Here come the fist drops. Okay, Father?
511
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,293
All right. Okay. Yeah.
512
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,796
[panting]
513
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,382
[audience groans]
514
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,884
[Giorgio] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
515
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,720
Holy God.
516
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,013
[Giorgio] Oh, yeah!
517
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,058
Yeah, you like this? [inhales deeply]
518
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,352
[chuckles] Yeah, I like it!
519
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,396
Ooh, smells good.
520
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,398
- [Reuben grunts]
- [grunts]
521
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,691
Whoo!
522
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:08,944
[both grunting, groaning]
523
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:10,028
Oh, my--
524
00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:13,657
[cheering]
525
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,450
[exclaims, grunts]
526
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,369
Whoo!
527
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,956
[Giorgio grunts, stammers]
528
00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:25,836
- Hyah! Whoo! [shouts]
- [audience cheering]
529
00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,882
- [panting]
- [whistle blows]
530
00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:33,302
Giorgio is down and out.
And Father Reuben's going to the top.
531
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:36,388
[cheering continues]
532
00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:40,350
If he drops that elbow, it's all over.
533
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:44,771
[audience] Drop, drop, drop,
drop, drop, drop, drop!
534
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,778
[Father Reuben] And this machine,
535
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:57,201
whether it's magic or not,
is reminding people that our lives
536
00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:59,286
have more than one possible path.
537
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,205
[cheering continues]
538
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,290
[Father Reuben] Which is scary. [chuckles]
539
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:07,628
The same way as it's scary
to walk to the edge of a cliff.
540
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:12,716
Because you already know
that you could stay exactly where you are,
541
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:13,800
or you could
542
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:19,181
throw yourself off into the deep unknown.
543
00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:21,350
[cheering continues]
544
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:25,938
And you know...
545
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:31,735
it's up to you.
546
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,287
- [grunts, breathes heavily]
- [whistle blowing]
547
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:44,665
[cheering]
548
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:45,916
Yeah!
549
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,545
- [chuckles]
- Yeah, Father, I love you.
550
00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,880
Thank you, man. I love you too.
551
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,594
[panting]
552
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,393
Hey, that was amazing.
553
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,314
[audience cheering]
554
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:10,232
[gasps]
555
00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:12,359
- [whistle blowing]
- This guy!
556
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,904
I was just bringing you a bottle of water,
but okay.
557
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:19,241
[audience cheering]
558
00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:21,577
[gasps]
559
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:24,788
Yeah! Yeah!
560
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:26,915
[laughs]
561
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:32,504
Okay, thespians!
562
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:36,675
You guys were all superstars
out there tonight. We killed it, baby.
563
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:37,968
"We" killed it?
564
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:41,763
You killed it, Tri.
And I killed it by being humble.
565
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,850
Y'all know I could have beat
Father Reuben, right?
566
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,477
But my role is merely to serve.
567
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,646
Come on, everybody. Grab a slice of pizza.
568
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:53,066
I got veggie, pepperoni here.
The Axman has cheese.
569
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,736
Yep. Nice.
570
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:57,905
Nice.
571
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,741
Congratulations on an epic performance.
572
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:03,076
I almost believed
you could actually beat someone up.
573
00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:05,412
- Thanks. Same.
- [chuckles]
574
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,457
You do realize you just gave me
the best slice, right?
575
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:12,503
Like, even proportion on all the toppings,
air bubbles.
576
00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,671
- [clicks tongue]
- Of course I gave you the best slice.
577
00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:17,716
Okay. Sweet.
578
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,762
[inhales deeply]
579
00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:23,055
Just so you know,
580
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:29,394
I'd give you the best slice too because--
581
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,188
[breathes shakily]
582
00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:32,314
You love me.
583
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,567
Yeah. How did you--
584
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,361
Because I love you too.
585
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:43,075
[chuckles]
586
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,410
- Holy shit. This is great.
- [chuckles]
587
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,996
Okay. We just said that.
588
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,790
- [chuckles]
- Wow.
589
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:52,835
- [chuckles]
- Okay. [breathes deeply]
590
00:29:52,835 --> 00:29:55,170
I feel like my butt just unclenched
for the first time today.
591
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,255
That's really hot.
592
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:57,631
[chuckles] Is it?
593
00:29:57,631 --> 00:30:00,008
- Yes. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
594
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:05,764
[chuckles]
595
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:16,441
Thank you so much for coming.
596
00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:18,819
I'm sure Trina will be out in a minute.
597
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:19,736
Hmm.
598
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,200
Cass, hey. I, um--
599
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,036
I think that we should end
the self-ploration early.
600
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,496
Like, right now.
601
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,249
I think we both got great things
from our little experiment.
602
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:36,587
But if anyone's getting hurt in this,
then shouldn't we just wrap it up?
603
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:39,506
[stammers] Okay, Dusty.
Look, this isn't what I was asking for.
604
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:43,385
No, I-I-- I know you weren't, but I--
I do think it's for the best, don't you?
605
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:46,555
- Yeah. I mean, I just-- [stammers]
- [Trina] Hey, guys.
606
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,307
- [Cass] Yeah, hey!
- [Trina] What did we think?
607
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:49,808
- [squeals]
- [Dusty] Hey. Wow. There she is.
608
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:54,062
[gasps] Trina. Jacob. Oh, my gosh.
Honey, how did you even do that?
609
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,772
- I don't know.
- You both were so good.
610
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:56,982
Thanks.
611
00:30:56,982 --> 00:31:02,487
Um, s-so a bunch of us are going
for ice cream, if you guys wanna join.
612
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:05,616
[stammers] Ice cream sounds great.
Let's all go together.
613
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:09,912
Really?
614
00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:11,788
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
615
00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,749
- [Trina] Yay. Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
616
00:31:13,749 --> 00:31:16,877
- [Cass] Whoo-hoo! Come on, come on.
- [Trina] Mom, wait. What's happening?
617
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:20,297
[Trina, Cass chattering, laughing]
618
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:24,426
["Another Time" playing]
619
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:25,636
Yeah. Okay.
620
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:31,683
[chattering]
621
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,408
[song continues]