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謝謝

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- 嘿,酒保
- 嘿

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{\an8}妳想不想支持一下在地藝術?

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{\an8}(我們的小鎮)

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哇

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這部學校舞台劇看起來挺激烈的

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是學生們的點子

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摔角版《我們的小鎮》

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不管妳信不信,我教了他們幾招

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因為你顯然很懂摔角,是這樣嗎?

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妳記得我跟妳說過我的幻象嗎?

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不,我記得你不跟我說
你到底看見什麼幻象

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我跟妳說那跟我爸有關,對吧?

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對

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其實就是摔角的事

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畫面很像摔角電玩遊戲
只不過遊戲中是我和我爸

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那讓我想起我小時候
我們都會在後院摔角

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我們吃完晚餐就會出去...

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我們就在那裡玩

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單純的快樂,我已經失去那種感覺了

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是啊

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然後學校的學生們...

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他們在排演舞台劇,我剛好在那邊

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他們就問起我摔角的事

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而且那感覺像是跡象

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你為什麼跟我說這件事?

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你要我把這張傳單貼在酒吧,還是...

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我有什麼好處?

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我早料到妳會這麼問

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- 妳之前在看《暮光之城》
- 我不覺得丟臉

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{\an8}好,這也是一本很瞎的吸血鬼小說

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{\an8}(《誘惑》,R.L.史汀著)

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好,我不是只讀很瞎的吸血鬼小說

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但我拒絕不了賄賂

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好吧,誰知道?
搞不好我會去看這部奇怪的戲

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搞不好我可以幫妳留個位置

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《命運來敲門》

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親愛的,早安啊

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達斯帝,擦掉你的眼屎

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- 睡美男,你睡得好嗎?
- 對,很好...

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我剛做了一個噩夢
有一個山羊鬍男子衝進來吵醒我

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嘿,你瞧

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我做了你最喜歡的早餐,放在外帶盒裡

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你趕緊穿好衣服,滾出這個房間

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你看,我在那邊找到
你的滑板車安全帽,太扯了吧

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好,我前一秒才剛醒來

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而且等等就要尿急了

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兄弟,怎麼回事?

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好,我也不希望情況如此

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但情勢發展得很快,小達

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我很開心在過去幾週收留你

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但我得幫娜塔莉還清債務

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而我的會計師凱瑞說把我家租出去

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搬去和小娜一起住是賺現金的最佳方式

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兄弟,所以你得搬出去

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等等,你的會計師凱瑞?你是說我爸嗎?

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兒子,抱歉,我得為客戶提出最佳方案

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爸,很高興見到你

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你怎麼不早點說呢?

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相信我,我明白,小達,你想想,兄弟

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不然你以為呢?難道我想拋下這棟
漂亮的大房子和我的東西嗎?

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好,喬吉歐,也許你應該再多思考一下

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不,我們已經談過了

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對,這對你們來說會是最好的方式

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好,小達,你不用急
但儘量在下午3點前把你的東西都清出去

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我想大致檢查一下,評估有沒有任何損毀

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(我們的小鎮)

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哇,妳看看

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{\an8}妳期待今晚的大戲嗎?

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{\an8}是啊...

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我還得處理幾件事

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但應該不會讓人失望

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你今天早上過得怎樣?

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- 很讚,超讚的,對
- 好喔

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我喝了一杯咖啡,洗了舒服的熱水澡
然後被趕出我的住處

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不會吧,真的嗎?

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對,其實我現在住喬吉歐家

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不過呢,我問一件不相關的事

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妳不會剛好知道學校對於老師

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睡在教室有何正式規定吧?

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不,我不知道

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不過,我不曉得耶,你不如來住我家?

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對,妳家

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- 對,那是一個選項,是嗎?
- 對

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好,這是好的...

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我會擔心別人的觀感

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我們之前隱瞞得很好

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維持專業與謹慎的...

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嘿,這不是我最喜歡的兩位炮友嗎?

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等等

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好,我們不是炮友

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我們還沒打過炮

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學生們可不是這樣說的

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小佩校長,妳應該跟學生一起八卦嗎?

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我應該嗎?不應該
但我會八卦嗎?當然會

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哇

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我先說清楚,我是要你來睡我家沙發

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對,好...我也是這樣想

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對...因為你如果跟我睡在同一張床上

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你可能會開始對我動真感情,所以...

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我們可不希望那樣

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對,是啊,那就不好了

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反正太冒險了

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太冒險?

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因為妳一旦嚐過達斯塔的滋味
就會欲罷不能

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- 酷喔,好
- 是嗎?

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- 不
- 不

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你可以繼續撩妹沒關係

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{\an8}- 我不介意,好
- 好喔

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{\an8}- 我們今晚見
- 好

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{\an8}再見

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艾蜜莉,我會盡我所能,我...

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艾蜜莉,我愛妳,我...

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看吧,你記得台詞

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而且我很高興你不用再演我爸了

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對啊,這樣比較不奇怪

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我們學校見,到時不是演得很讚就是很爛

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無論如何,我們總有一天會死

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- 你好啊
- 嘿,翠娜

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嘿,我的磨砂機應該不會太大聲吧?

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我跟強森先生說
要幫他做返鹿日遊行的花車

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對,不會

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但就我聽到的內容來說

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我覺得這部戲應該超精彩

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我很希望能去看
你不會因為我不能去而難過吧?

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不會,只是因為我和翠娜的那場戲
我得跟她說“我愛妳”

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可是我平常還沒跟她說過這句話
而且我想跟她說

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可是...

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如果時機不對,或是她沒回應我怎麼辦?

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你給自己的壓力太大了

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你媽跟我幾乎沒說過“我愛你”

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- 真的嗎?
- 對

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我們有自己的溝通方式
而且彼此都知道那代表什麼意義

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別擔心字面上的事
專心體會你們的感覺,好嗎?

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好

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那你跟媽媽會說什麼?

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我現在說的話,聽起來會很老套又奇怪

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不,不會啦

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我們會說

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“你是我的可愛寶貝小親親”

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對,你不該跟我說的

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嘿,神父,你好嗎?

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有時間理睬我這個
不上教會的天主教徒嗎?

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我知道辦公時間通常是留給學生的

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但我覺得我也是一輩子的學生

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不會...喬吉歐,我很高興見到你

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我一直想謝謝你

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慷慨贊助學生的舞台劇

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嘿,莎瓦娜跟我說主題是摔角

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我就知道我得出手幫忙

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但我得說,我沒想到你是摔角迷,神父

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對啊,我小時候超瘋摔角的

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我以前都喜歡壞人那一邊,那些混蛋

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一定的

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- 毒蛇傑克...
- 讚喔

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殺手布萊特哈特,還有肌肉男藍迪沙瓦奇

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對,沙瓦奇對上蒸汽船,摔角狂熱第三屆

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我把錄影帶看到壞掉

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我應該還記得那些比賽的每個招式

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我也是...

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我一直覺得自己有點像終極戰士

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知道吧?

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但最近我不知道
我真的...最近我不太確定了

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所以你才來辦公室找我,對

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對,我真的不知道,神父

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兄弟,我覺得自己被翻摔了

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我原本一直是個黃金單身漢
也是企業家和運動英雄

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而且有著完美髮型

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而現在我的角色正在轉變

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我在餐廳請了人手幫忙
還拋下我的房子和我所有的東西

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這真的很困難

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就是...我一直是獨一無二的

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而現在我只是個再普通不過的人

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我可以引用一段《聖經》的話嗎?

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我很榮幸,我好愛《聖經》

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“你們眾人也都要以謙卑束腰,彼此順服

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因為神阻擋驕傲的人,賜恩給謙卑的人”

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對...

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你的潛力或許是“超級巨星”

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但你的摩爾弗幻象顯示出真正的你

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是個盡力服務他人的人

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魯班神父

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你在這艱難時刻對我說出這番話

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真的為我指引了道路

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我想在今天替你服務,來報答你的恩情

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- 不必這麼做,喬...
- 我想試試看

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答應我,我今天想試試看

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我得說

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我每次經過這裡,都以為這裡只是五金行

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以前的確只是五金行,但卡普勒先生

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在摩爾弗抽到“美容師”的卡片

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然後就有了美甲服務

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跟妳們兩位說一下
我們今天做臉部磨砂療程送一支馬桶吸把

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我們...好,我不用,妳呢?

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- 我也不用,對
- 好

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對了,謝謝妳來陪我

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- 沒事啦
- 天啊

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我只是覺得必須好好款待自己

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因為我在喬吉歐餐館領到第一份正式薪水

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大家早安,喬吉歐和魯班神父來囉

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小珊,妳好嗎?哈娜,妳好嗎?

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魯班神父,我好訝異看到你在這裡

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我也是

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這個人讓眾人敬畏上帝

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他該開始享樂一下了

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說到照顧好朋友

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小珊,我很遺憾我得把達斯帝趕出我家

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你把他趕出去?

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對,那段時光結束了

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但別擔心,達斯帝完全沒有
帶女生進我的家門

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好

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當然了,如果門關上的話

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他非常有可能在裡面清槍

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畢竟他還是個有血有肉的男人
神父,抱歉

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是啊,抱歉,神父

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好,我們聊得很愉快

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但是,我覺得我們該走了
這樣才能為今晚的大節目做好準備

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對,廣告挺吸引人的

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那我們就到時候見囉

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到時候見

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等一下,給我等一下

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魯班神父,你們倆之間

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- 是不是在醞釀什麼?
- 我不回應

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神父,你要坐嗎?

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對,他肯定要坐

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對,他不回應

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好,好好招待我的兄弟,行嗎?
兩人豪華療程

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別擔心,在卡普勒先生面前
你可以暢所欲言

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沒錯

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好吧,或許真的有在醞釀什麼

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但是打從我妻子過世

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每當我做些快樂的事情
內心就會充滿罪惡感

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她已經不在了
我有什麼資格能體會人生的歡愉?

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嘿,神父,但是你教會我如何放下

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聽起來你也得放下一些事情

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卡普勒先生,對嗎?你覺得呢?

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我同意喬吉歐說的話

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你老婆絕對不希望你一直懲罰自己

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好,兩位要不要做臉部磨砂療程?
會送馬桶吸把喔

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(鹿原高中)

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對,你知道很棒的是什麼嗎?

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顛覆傳統

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我看過也演過《我們的小鎮》

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不...誰都比不過你演的崔普上校

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卡珊卓

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嘿

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- 妳好嗎?
- 嗨

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謝謝妳來

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謝謝我來看女兒的舞台劇?

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我很榮幸...

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天啊,看看這件夾克

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對,這件是二手的

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我從古著店買來的,那裡有一些老衣服

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- 對,我知道什麼是二手
- 對,是啊...當然...

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- 很好看
- 謝謝

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妳身上有股很香的新味道

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應該吧

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對,奧勒岡迷霧

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是空氣清新劑的味道

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- 在喬吉歐餐館的員工休息室
- 這樣啊

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對,衣服根本除不掉那味道

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好喔,妳的頭髮、香味、容貌和服裝

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都搭配得非常好

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謝謝

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這是...

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這有劃位...還是...

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跟妳說,讓翠娜看到我們坐在一起比較好

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我不曉得耶,我只是...
這沒有違反規則吧?

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沒有,我覺得這樣很好

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太好了,好

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好了,走吧

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晚安,歡迎來觀賞鹿原高中演出的...

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- 嘿,兄弟們,你們好
-《我們的小鎮》

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嗨,嘿

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喬吉歐,感謝上帝,我整天都沒你的消息

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寶貝,我打了三次電話給妳

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我知道,但我不確定是不是不小心按到
好高興見到你

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跟妳說,其實我整個下午
都跟魯班神父在一起

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妳看,我兄弟在那裡,對

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是怎樣?你跟喬吉歐看完戲之後
要來個兄弟聚會嗎?

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他應該只是在恭喜我幫忙排這部戲

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也謝謝妳來看戲

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一定要的,我也要再度謝謝你
送我吸血鬼小說

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妳開始讀了嗎?

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對,超難看的

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你居然那麼瞭解我的喜好
真是讓人感到難為情又感動

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要開始囉

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這齣戲名為《我們的小鎮》

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編劇為索頓懷爾德
由鹿原高中的學生演出

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沒錯

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在麻州邊界新漢普夏的葛洛佛角

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緯度為40.42,經度為70...

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小達,對了,下午3點已經過了

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所以我把你的東西裝箱放在門口

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什麼?要是下雨怎麼辦?

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不會啦,今晚不會下雨
但灑水器9點開,我先跟你說一下

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地下室的佈置都還在

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若你想回家來住的話也行

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卡珊,謝謝

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我已經找到暫住的地方了

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這樣啊?在哪裡?

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在愛麗絲家,當然是睡沙發

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她先邀我的,所以...
現在改變計畫好像有點怪

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好啊,沒問題

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翠娜何時上台?
我完全沒跟上這齣戲的劇情

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天啊,我他媽的超緊張

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雅各,你沒問題的,有我在

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我們有彼此

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而且我愛...這樣子

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但這正是我們很酷的地方

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無論發生什麼事,不管是這世界或...

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對,抱歉,我現在得專心,抱歉

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- 沒問題,好,可惡
- 好,就是現在

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華利,你好好把自己洗乾淨
不然我就要幫你洗了

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我每天上學都穿得像病懨懨的火雞

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好了,瑞貝卡,妳看起來總是很上相

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媽媽,喬治對著我丟肥皂

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我要搧你們巴掌了,我真的會喔

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大家快看

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吉伯斯小姐受不了喬治和瑞貝卡鬥個不停

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她要來教訓他們了

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快點吃早餐啦

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看起來好痛

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妳有看到嗎?

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我兄弟搞砸了啦

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哪個兄弟?路克嗎?
對,他的表演有點僵硬

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- 但評價應該還是正面的
- 不...寶貝,不是路克

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是魯班神父,我要在中場休息時跟他聊聊

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對,摔角的戲碼基本上是我想出來的

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其實我還挺希望
翠娜在她自我介紹時提起我

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這是新眼鏡嗎?

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對...

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對,算是吧,是我的閱讀眼鏡

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很好看,你這樣很有學術氣質

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謝謝

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讚啦

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好耶

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我覺得這部戲的場面真的超壯觀

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其實我也在準備一場大型表演

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好喔

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我第一個告訴你...

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不好意思,強森先生,我得跟神父談一談

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- 謝謝
- 好啊

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小魯,你們到底是怎樣?

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相信我,身為激情火花的觀察專家

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哈娜給你超多暗示的

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你怎麼看出來的?你沒在看戲嗎?

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我根本沒辦法專心看舞台劇

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因為觀眾裡的真人表演太引人注目了

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- 嗯哼
- 神父,拜託

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該放手了,讓自己自由,好好享樂

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請各位回座

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表演即將開始

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嘿,妳沒事吧?

355
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,977
表演幾分鐘後就要再開演了

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聽說等等有頭部坐擊,妳肯定不想錯過

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我想肯定很精彩
尤其是戴了新眼鏡能看得更清楚

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那是閱讀眼鏡,所以我不打算...

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我真的不懂

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00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,120
你知道我叫你去配眼鏡說了多久嗎?

361
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,916
我還偷偷幫你訂閱眼鏡店的電子報

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好喔

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00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,460
妳要我去配眼鏡

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我現在終於配了啊,真的很有幫助

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所以這算好事吧?

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00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:37,803
很難說,是愛麗絲叫你去配眼鏡的嗎?

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00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,306
她可能有提到吧

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但我本來就打算去配

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這樣很好

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00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:49,189
真的,你做出許多積極的改變,這樣很好

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00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,776
但讓人很嘔的是你現在才做

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沒有我在身邊就能輕鬆做到

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很難過的是...
居然是因為一座機台和別的女人

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00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,580
你才願意開始做那些
多年來我都希望你去做的事

375
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,583
但我們說好要一起做出改變

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00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,378
我只是在追求我們當初設定的目標

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00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,713
那事情會怎麼發展?

378
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,174
- 妳這什麼意思?
- 你跟愛麗絲

379
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,135
你們要發展到哪個階段?

380
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:23,432
你不是在耍她,就是在耍我

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不管是哪一種都很渣

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卡珊

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我想新人不見得比舊人好

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我敢說新人肯定沒舊人好

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00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,079
艾蜜莉,我覺得妳是我的好朋友

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00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,671
我不需要去認識其他小鎮的人

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00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:05,057
沒錯,他們待在這裡
肉身漸漸地灰飛煙滅

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00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,266
灰飛煙滅

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一直以來,他們對於葛洛佛角的事

390
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,481
慢慢變得漠不關心

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00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,442
他們在等待

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00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,613
他們在等待那種感覺來臨

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00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:23,367
他們在等待重要或偉大的事情發生

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00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,996
他們難道不是在等待心中永恆的一面...

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00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,040
破繭而出嗎?

396
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,209
快點啦

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00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,126
喬吉歐

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00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,461
不,我只是...

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真受不了

400
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我無法忍受

401
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:57,734
他們如此年輕美麗

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00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,864
為什麼非得老去?

403
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,329
媽媽

404
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,375
我在這裡

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00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,751
我長大了

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00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:18,130
我愛妳

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00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,551
我愛你們大家

408
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,928
與這一切

409
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,604
我想把所有一切盡收眼底

410
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:03,800
演得好

411
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,302
好耶,厲害

412
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:09,932
哇

413
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:12,559
各位,不好意思,我有話要說

414
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,186
嘿,魯班神父

415
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:19,024
就是你建議把摔角融入這部經典劇目嗎?

416
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,110
你怎麼可以拿這部戲來開玩笑?

417
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,238
這是已故大師索頓懷爾德的作品

418
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:27,866
- 他在幹嘛?
- 我真的不知道

419
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:33,413
怎麼...

420
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,166
好奇怪

421
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,293
我要代表今晚的每位家長

422
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,587
以及未來的每位繼父繼母

423
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,549
我要捍衛

424
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:47,761
傳統的戲劇體驗

425
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:52,099
我要打倒你,魯班神父

426
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,897
魯班神父,狠狠教訓他

427
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,608
好耶

428
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:05,988
嘿,快去,你行的

429
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,336
神父...

430
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,970
來啊,神父,我們來比試比試

431
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:31,930
開打吧

432
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,224
你裡面一直穿著這個?

433
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,935
對,我跟莎瓦娜說如果有人受傷
我可以替補

434
00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:43,984
摔角狂熱第三屆,沙瓦奇對上蒸汽船
你說你記得,對吧?

435
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,360
記得一清二楚

436
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,154
神父,你該放下過去了

437
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,906
不,你才該放下

438
00:24:50,282 --> 00:24:51,366
來啊

439
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,036
再來

440
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,163
好

441
00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:00,083
好耶

442
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:14,431
看看神的力量行不行,放馬過來

443
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:20,771
來啊

444
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:31,990
背摔

445
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,667
我要鐵拳墜擊了喔,神父,行嗎?

446
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,293
好,可以,對

447
00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,720
我的天啊

448
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,013
好耶

449
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:56,974
對,你們喜歡嗎?

450
00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,352
對,我喜歡

451
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:02,396
這氣味真美妙

452
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,028
天啊

453
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:33,302
喬吉歐倒地不起,魯班神父爬上圍欄了

454
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:40,350
他一旦肘擊,比賽就結束了

455
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:44,771
肘擊...

456
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,778
而這座機台...

457
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:57,201
無論有沒有神奇魔力,都提醒了大家

458
00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:59,286
我們的人生不只有一條路可走

459
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:02,873
這很可怕

460
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:07,628
和走向懸崖邊緣的感覺一樣可怕

461
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:12,716
因為你很清楚,你可以留在原地

462
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:13,800
或者是...

463
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:19,181
往未知的深處縱身一躍

464
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:25,938
而且你知道...

465
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:31,735
這都由你決定

466
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:45,916
好耶

467
00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:49,545
讚啦,神父,我愛你

468
00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,880
謝了,兄弟,我也愛你

469
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,393
欸,剛才太精彩了吧

470
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,359
帥啦

471
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,904
我只是拿瓶水給你,但這樣也行

472
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:24,788
讚啦...

473
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:32,504
好耶,各位演員

474
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:36,675
你們今晚全都是超級巨星
我們演得超棒,寶貝

475
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:37,968
“我們”演得超棒?

476
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:41,763
小翠,妳演得超棒,而我棒的原因是謙虛

477
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,850
你們都知道我原本可以打敗魯班神父吧?

478
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,477
但我的職責是服務他人

479
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,646
過來吧,各位,拿一片披薩

480
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:53,066
這是蔬菜義大利香腸口味
艾賽爾老大的是起司口味

481
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,736
對,讚喔

482
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:57,905
太棒了

483
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,741
恭喜你如此精湛的演出

484
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:03,076
我差點以為你真的有辦法痛扁別人

485
00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:04,578
謝謝,我也是

486
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:08,457
妳知道妳把最好吃的一片拿給我吧?

487
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:12,503
配料分佈得很均勻,還有冒泡

488
00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,671
我當然要給你最好吃的

489
00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:17,716
好喔,讚

490
00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:23,055
我想跟妳說

491
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:29,394
我也會給妳最好吃的一片,因為...

492
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,314
你愛我

493
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,567
對,妳怎麼...

494
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,361
因為我也愛你

495
00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:45,410
天啊,太開心了吧

496
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,996
好,我們都說出口了

497
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:49,790
哇

498
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:51,375
好

499
00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:55,170
這是我今天第一次沒有夾緊屁股

500
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,255
那樣挺性感的

501
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:57,631
是喔?

502
00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:58,757
對

503
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:16,441
真的很謝謝你來看戲

504
00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:18,819
翠娜應該馬上就出來了

505
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,200
卡珊,嘿,我...

506
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,036
我覺得我們應該儘早結束自我探尋

507
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,496
現在立刻結束

508
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,249
我覺得我們都在這次的小實驗中
獲得了美好的經驗

509
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:36,587
但如果其中有人受傷
我們就該停止了吧?

510
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:39,506
好,達斯帝,聽著,我沒有要求你這麼做

511
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:43,385
對,我知道妳沒有
但我覺得最好這麼做,對吧?

512
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:46,555
- 對,是啊,我只是...
- 嘿,兩位

513
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,307
- 好,嘿
- 你們覺得怎麼樣?

514
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:49,808
嘿,哇,她來了

515
00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:54,062
翠娜、雅各,天啊
寶貝,妳怎麼演得那麼好?

516
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,772
- 我也不知道
- 你們都超會演

517
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:56,982
謝謝

518
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:02,487
那個...我們一群人要去吃冰淇淋
你們要不要來?

519
00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:05,616
冰淇淋聽起來不錯,我們一起去吧

520
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:09,912
真的嗎?

521
00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:11,788
好啊

522
00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,749
- 耶,我們走吧
- 走吧

523
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:16,877
- 好耶,快來...
- 媽,等等,妳是怎麼了?

524
00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,636
對,好

525
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,371
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

526
00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:08,405
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