- Liz, hurry up over there.
We are trying to celebrate your freaking birthday.
- Oh, Mary, you don't know, but tartlets, take time.
Especially the one from Patricia Chamberlain's new cookbook
with a little Lizzy twist, as usual.
- You are literally obsessed with her.
- You know, she's probably a robot
or an algorithm or something.
- Taylor, she's known for being elusive,
and her recipes are the perfect foundation for me to get ready for Sliced and Diced.
- I can't believe I'm about to be besties
with a celebrity.
- Yeah, little baby is gonna be a star.
- Hold up, where, where did we get the champagne?
- My parents.
Not that they would notice.
- Okay.
- Oh, Lizzie, these look so amazing.
Mary, you need to try one.
- Yeah no, I am vegan this week.
- I'm gonna key your car this week.
Just eat a damn tarlet.
- I mean, the-
Ooh, the texture is really weird, but you know what?
It smells so good.
- You put your finger in the tartlet, I will take it,
thank you, Mary.
- Oh my God, guys,
guess what I found in my mom's dresser last night?
- Vibrator? - Butt plug?
- Lube.
- No!
No, my God, you guys are gross.
- Your soul?
- No.
I found this "Coming out of the vagina and going back in,
coping with a lesbian daughter."
- Oh, don't go back in, you don't wanna do that now.
- No, no, no, no, no,
these are my new designer jeans I just ruined!
- Marry, just take a bong hit and chill,
we'll throw 'em
in the wash later. - No, I need to document this.
- Do we even have time for that?
My mom comes home at five, so you know what time it is.
- Buongiorno Elizabeth!
- What?
We need to make sure this weed isn't schwag
before our five hour drive to Saucy.
- True, true. - But,
what we are here to celebrate today is the birth
of our beloved Lizzy Sokin.
- Y'all.
- Guys, these are gonna be the best years of our lives.
- God, I hope that's not true.
- It's true.
- Guys, but 17!
Can you believe it?
- No, gosh, oh my God.
- Can you believe it?
Kai, hold the bong.
- Oh, you are in so much trouble.
- Tartlet?
- Welcome back my little beignets.
We're down to two chefs here
at the Sliced and Diced Junior Finals.
Lizzie and Tom.
Let's see who's gonna make it to that final championship.
- So in five years,
I would love to be the head chef of my own restaurant,
where I can bring traditional cuisine,
but adding my own modern spin on it.
When it comes down to competition,
the only person that I'm competing with is myself.
So you know what, I wish the best for Tom,
but just me today.
- I'm sure Lizzie's a sweet girl, but she has nothing on me.
I know flavor and I know consistency.
- We're cutting it close here and there goes Tom,
back to the pantry.
It looks like Lizzie's dish is missing an ingredient.
Lizzie's been the front runner through this session
and all she needs is to make a solid dish
for the dessert round.
Oh!
- Fuck you, Tom, you wanna go?
You wanna go, I'll show you who fucking blew it!
- Girl, calm down!
- We'll be right back after a quick commercial break.
- Cut to commercial.
- All right, listen up.
We got four salmon.
We got six beef.
Two quail.
Two gnocchi.
We got three pork, one mussels, got it?
- Yes, Chef.
- Got it?
- Yes, Chef!
- Lizzie, How long with the salmon?
Fish station.
Can you hear me?
- Yes, Chef, yes.
- How long with the salmon?
- Just minutes away, minutes.
- Okay, well push it, Lizzie.
This beef is dying in the window.
- Yes, Chef.
- Hey, how you doing, Chef?
- Chef's fine.
We're out of radishes.
- Gotta make it work.
- Going rogue.
- Rib eye, rib eye.
- How long, rib eye?
- Don't fuck it up, Chef.
- Thank you-
- If I see you do that again,
I'm gonna sear you like a fucking steak
and I'm gonna throw you the fuck off my line.
We clear?
- Yes, Chef.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- What is that?
- It's clearly a turnip.
- This dish doesn't have turnips.
- Well, no one stocked- - What the fuck is this?
- Well, nobody stock the radishes, so I had to think on my-
- Oh, did you?
Hold the work.
- Chef.
- Fish station.
You wanna run the kitchen?
You get your own line, okay?
We serve my menu here.
Got it?
- Yes, chef.
Wait, are you, I can fix it!
- Do it again.
- Yes, Chef.
- Good morning.
- Stop.
Stop it.
You know I don't get up for other 15 minutes.
- So you have my number, can I have yours?
- I'll call you.
- It was really nice meeting you last night, Taylor.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Emelia.
- I know.
- Hello?
- Shit.
- Hello?
- Shit.
Hello sir, welcome to Heady's,
what can I get for you today?
- Yeah, I'll take an iced coffee
and a vegan snickerdoodle cookie.
- Yes, sir, that'll be $18.
- $18?
- It's Brooklyn.
- Ah, you gotta be kidding me!
Is there like a manager or somebody I can speak to?
- Yes, sir, one second.
It'll be $18.
- Dude, running is fun,
but not sweating is even more fun.
- I kinda like this walking thing that we're doing.
- Why do you smell like extra frat boy-y?
- Maybe because I was extra on the line
until two in the morning with a bunch of frat boys.
I feel like the only safe place there is Jose.
Do yo remember him?
- Yeah, he's really sweet.
- Yeah and respectful.
- Yeah.
You need a new job, though.
- I-
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, I do. - Yes, you do indeed.
But you're gonna be at dinner tomorrow, right?
- Freaking chef called me in last minute to do inventory,
but I will,
I'll be there. - Good.
Because I can't listen to Mary rage on about Clint
all by myself.
I mean, can anyone, all by themself?
Clit, by the way.
- Clit, Jesus.
You think they're gonna break up soon, right?
- Let's keep praying.
- Cheers to that.
Anyway, how have you been?
- With what?
- I don't know, like work?
- I just wrote a wonderful long article
about water scarcity.
- Bleak, huh?
Yeah, very.
- Yeah.
- Thank God for friends, right?
- Okay, so basically you are on a hetox.
- A what? - A hetox,
it's a man-detox.
- Mm, my astrologer refers to that as the Saturn return.
It's when the choices you make
in your mid twenties are revealed to be out of sync
with your true destiny.
- What about that cellist dude, Ravi?
- Pretty sure he stole my weed this morning,
so yeah, hetox it is.
- Top you up?
- Ooh, yes, please.
- Taylor, you're not drinking?
- No.
- Are you pregnant?
- Goddammit, Clint!
- What?
- He left freaking Prince Louie's crate open again.
- How do you know that?
- My puppy cam.
I can even talk to him.
Look, Prince Louie.
Yes, hi, mommy loves you.
- Hi, Louie.
Yes, look at me.
Mommy!
- Hi, Louis. - He's so cute.
- What was that look?
- Jess just texted me.
- As in your whore of an ex, Jess?
- Yeah, the one and only.
- Why, what does she want?
- She's asking if she could pick up the rest of her shit
when she's in town this weekend.
- Well, tell her you said it on fire.
- What's up, ladies?
- Where have you been?
We've been waiting for you.
- It's been a long, long day, Mary.
- Castelvetrano olives.
Good taste, Taylor.
- What is your deal tonight, dude?
- well, work is a nightmare.
My boss hates me and I'm gonna get wasted, yeah?
- She does not hate you.
- Hi.
Oh yeah, can we get another bottle of wine
and four shots of tequila, please?
Tequila, tequila?
- Three, please. - No, no, no, shots.
- Thank you.
Cheers to Lizzy
getting dizzy.
- Guys, honestly, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
This job is making me hate cooking
and you guys know the job I had before
was not doing me any better.
Like, I don't know who my boss thinks she is,
but her food's not even that good
and she walks around like she's Thomas Keller or something.
- Helen's dad?
- No, she just thinks she's the shit and she's not.
I'm this close to exploding.
This close.
- I mean, honestly,
it just sounds like you really need to get laid.
When was the last time that happened for you, hmm?
- I, yeah, I don't know.
- Long time, yeah.
So I say trim your bush, get back in the game.
I mean, you talk about how the culinary world's all sexual
and seedy, right?
- I will have you know,
Matt grabbed my ass last night for no reason.
- Liz, I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
- I'm pretty sure that's all I'm getting this season, Tay.
Anyone have anything good to cheers to, please?
- Yes, I do.
Guys, I checked Clint's search history
and guess what I found?
- What?
- He's been looking for wedding rings.
- Oh, that's awesome, Mary, congratulations!
- So cheers to me and marriage.
- Cheers, Mary.
- Cheers. - I know.
- But what we really should be cheersing to is Saucy,
which is where we should be this weekend.
- Hey, I actually forgot about Saucy.
Do you guys remember what a good time that was?
- Yeah, it was as good or better
than Hot Trim Summer Festival
and, coming from me, that is saying a lot.
- Why is that?
Because your mouth was filled with food
instead of dirt?
- No, it's because I was with you guys, asshole.
- Oh, speaking of asshole, she's texting.
"Dear Lizzie-"
Dear fish station, dear fish station,
fish station, fish station,
your face is a fish station!
I'm done.
You know what?
I'm telling this bitch that her octopus dish sucks.
And also, I'm not coming in tomorrow.
How about that, Chef Missy?
How about Chef Bitchy?
Can I get a cheers?
- No.
- Hey!
Liz!
- Miss. - Ladies.
- Hi. - Hi.
- You know, Liz,
there's really nothing worse than an arrogant young chef
who thinks they're way more talented than they actually are.
The line better be fucking spotless tomorrow when I get in.
Enjoy the rest of your evening, ladies.
- Holy shit.
- She has so much pull in the industry.
I'm screwed, Kai, I'm literally screwed, I'm done.
- Well, I have all the pull in the world
in my own apartment, so let's go.
- It's just, she already hated me,
and now I've given her a legitimate reason to get rid of me.
- Ugh, look, it's totally gonna be fine.
The universe is all connected.
- Mm hmm. - Lighter.
- Yes, indeed. - Thank you.
All righty.
Oh, damn.
I'm high already, fuck.
- Oh, Lizzy.
- Wow, yeah.
- Liz, it will be fine.
- No, it won't, Tay.
Be fine.
Bong.
Kai, bong!
- Yeah!
God, I'm just, vibes.
- Greedy weedy.
- Oh, fuck, my phone, okay.
Why is my cousin calling me?
- Jack? - Yeah.
Ew. - Tay?
- No, I'm good.
- What's up, Cuz?
- What's up, Moon River?
How you doing?
- Oh, you know, just vibing.
Why are you calling me so fucking late, weirdo?
- Well, I have a bit of a ridiculous question, actually.
- Ah, yeah, well,
I'm probably way too high to answer right now,
but ask away, Captain Jack.
- Did you read the trades?
My firm took over Saucy.
- Aww. - You own Saucy now?
We were literally just nostalgising about it
like at dinner, your eyes must be burning.
- Your ears.
- I don't think that-
- Who, who am I talking to?
- Oh, you remember Lizzie. - Hi.
Taylor, Mary, the girls? - Yes, of course.
How are we doing ladies?
- Vibing. - I'm dying.
- Yeah, we're okay. - Well, I, I'm just calling
because I'm working to get all the vendor tents filled
and some arsehole just bailed on me last minute
and I need a replacement ASAP.
And you were the only one I could think of
who's irresponsible enough to take off for the weekend
at a moment's notice.
- Thanks, but yeah, I don't think I can pull that off.
I'm sorry. - No!
What about your friend, Lizzie?
Doesn't she cook at some big time place?
- Yeah. - Not anymore maybe.
After this weekend's sin
I definitely don't think I'm getting time off.
- Yeah, she fucking said some shit
about her boss,
and then her boss just appeared.
- Shut the fuck up.
Not even for a big tent
with prime location?
You could make some good money, too.
- Money isn't everything, Jack.
- Right, okay.
Yes, but it's going to be at least a couple thousand
and it's great exposure.
Lots of magazines and then sponsors.
And there's a dope industry party.
You just give me a 60% cut. - I know, I know.
It sounds- I'll do it.
I will.
- Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
- Um, hold on.
What the hell?
I mean, you got a portable kitchen somewhere?
- Well, Taylor gave me the look.
- I did not give you the okay. - You looked at me.
You've-got-this-girl look. - The tent comes
with equipment.
We can make it work, just bring the ingredients.
- Look, Jack, I'm gonna have to like call you back.
We're just gonna talk about it.
- I'm emailing you the info, Kai.
- Jack! - Just fill out the forms
and I'll take care of the rest.
Thanks, ladies. - Oh, shit.
- Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Now I have to fill out a form.
- Oh, it's one form, Kai. - What if it's two?
- I don't know I-
I'm desperate, okay?
Shit!
What did I just do?
- You just signed up to work a food festival
that starts literally tomorrow.
- Tom-
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Crazy, that's insane.
There's no way you can do it.
- But-
- No. - Yes.
- No, don't give me that look.
- Taylor, what are you doing tomorrow?
- No. - Yes.
- No. - Please?
- No, not happening.
What? - Okay, what?
So you're gonna sit around
while your ex picks up all her, huh?
That dildo's yours, come on.
- Not the one with the tentacles.
Don't let her take that one.
- Tay.
- You do have a fair point.
- I am fair.
Come on, Tay.
- You're such an asshole.
- Yes, but I'm your asshole.
Am I your too asshole too, Kai?
- Well, I was gonna shroom pretty hard
and try to sell some feet picks, but-
- But?
- There's always tomorrow, let's do it.
- Yes!
Yay!
Okay.
I'm scared, okay.
We gotta make a lot of coffee before prep tomorrow morning
for Saucy.
- Coffee for Saucy?
- Coffee for-
Shut up, Kai. - Okay.
- Ooh, wait, guys?
- What do we do about this one?
- Oh, those are the mints she liked.
- They're not regular mints?
- No.
- Oh shit, yeah, she's out.
- Good night, Mary.
- This will be interesting.
Where the hell am I
and why the fuck is there no service here?
Am I in fucking Canada right now?
And now my fucking app won't load.
- Why she gotta do Canada like that?
I don't even think she's been there.
- She really needs to calm down.
Her blood pressure's gonna go.
- She's not gonna get a car around here, that's for sure.
- I had a very important meeting today.
- Okay, Mary, chill.
All right, it's gonna be okay.
And I really think you need to rethink your decision.
You're gonna miss out on all the fun and female bonding.
- You guys kidnapped me, okay?
I mean, you know what?
I'm not going to some freaking disgusting hippie festival.
Okay, no offense, Kai.
What, just to get food poisoning?
No offenses.
You know what?
Do not contact me when you guys come home
with just nasty fleas and intestine eating diseases, okay?
Just do not call me.
And my car will be here in 15 minutes.
- Okay.
- Fuck!
Okay, now it says 20.
Great.
- I don't know Mary, that's called Karma.
- Okay, well, bye.
- Have fun getting home, Mary.
- Bye.
- Text us when you make it.
- Let the countdown begin. - Hopefully she doesn't
get kidnapped. - Oh, I know.
How long do you wanna bet?
- I'm giving a good 10.
Nine, eight.
Seven. - You know what?
- Six, five. - I have two things to say.
- Yes?
- One, fuck you, and two, I'm in because my car canceled.
- Yay, Mary.
- All righty, princess.
- We love you, Mar, we're gonna rock this thing.
- You better fucking rock this.
- I told you guys.
- She's back.
Oh, come on. - All right,
everyone repeat after me.
Fun and female bonding!
- Fun and female bonding!
- Were you all still drunk when you packed my bag?
- No, we just gathered all the stuff we stole
from you over the years.
- You guys suck.
- Okay, What Spotify playlist shall we listen to?
Pop country feels appropriate, I mean,
as we're currently in the boonies.
- The great upstate.
- How about Funk Outta Here?
- Yes, please, I mean,
'cause you couldn't get me the fuck outta here fast enough.
- You good? - I don't know.
I just still need to pick up veggies-
- Well, Lizzie, wait, wait, wait.
Look, there's a place right up ahead.
Kai, hang left.
Oh, cute.
Nice. - This is so cute.
- Wow! - Good job.
- Kai, could we have parked any better?
- I like it, I think it's great.
- But what if, nevermind.
Ooh, there we go. - I think
it's a great parking spot.
- It's in the middle
of the damn driveway. - Do you need any help?
- Yes, please. - This is so pretty.
- Yes, I was-
- This is perfect. - Oh, look at this.
- Huh.
Well, I mean, this looks promising.
- Yeah. - I mean,
there's no one here though, so-
- That depends on who or what you're looking for.
- In life, or like right now?
- Is this your personal collection or is any of it for sale?
- And that depends on if I like you or not.
- I don't know about her, but I think I'm pretty likable.
- What can I get you ladies?
- I have a couple things I need,
but you might not have them all.
- Try me.
- Nasturtium.
- Flour or leaf?
- Flour.
- Done.
- Damn, I didn't even need that, I was just guessing.
- Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh!
Those are those, those things.
Those things that are, oh my god.
What are they?
- Alpacas.
- Yes! - Edible?
- No, but they are considered a delicacy.
- In Peru.
- Can we go check 'em out?
- Yeah.
Happens every time.
- I'm sure.
- Um-
- Is that? - Gimme a minute.
I'll be right, I'll be back, I'm sorry.
- Have you been to Peru?
- Yeah.
- I don't know where it is.
I said I-
I don't know.
Okay, I know it means a lot to you,
but I have no idea where you could have possibly left it.
- This stuff is gorgeous.
You really, really have a gift.
- Ah, I know.
I honed my skills when I was in France.
God, I miss it there.
- Why'd you leave?
- Well, I thought it was time to come home.
I was away for too long and want to do my own thing.
Actually, this is the first time I've opened this up
to the public.
- This is your first time. - Yeah.
- I mean, clearly a success.
This is some of the best grown produce I've seen all season.
Hands down.
- Great food comes from the source.
- It's the heartbeat of any good dish.
Every chef knows that.
- So you're a chef?
- I mean, I'm trying to be,
I guess my answer differs on different days.
Just wish I had more support, you know,
or some kind of direction from more women on top.
- Ah geez, well.
That ain't easy.
I Mean long hours, hard work, shitty pay.
- Ooh, you're a chef too?
- So what brings you and your gang up here?
- Just cooking at a food festival.
Filling in for someone last minute.
- Saucy?
- That's the one.
- Hmm.
What you cooking?
- I'm gonna make a savory pastry.
I got some great laminated dough for my friend Kai's bakery.
- Laminated dough.
- Mm hmm. - Well, that's bold.
But you look like a badass.
- I try.
- Oh wait, hold it.
I, I know who you are.
You are that-
The one that was on that show, Sliced and Diced?
You're the chick who lost her shit.
- Yes, I am the chick who lost her shit.
Crazy, overly emotional female, that's me.
- Well, sometimes crazy is what makes us great.
- Yeah, I'm still waiting on my crazy to turn great.
- Don't worry about the bullshit.
I mean, that show is garbage.
It's just about ratings.
Has nothing to do with a real chef's talent.
- I hope so.
- Cut to commercial.
- You got me.
Can I get these? - Thank you.
- Oh my gosh, look at you, yes, hi!
You are so cute, oh my goodness.
- Oh, hello! - Hello!
- Yes, hi, hi, oh my goodness. - You are so majestic.
You are a celebrity. - You're so cute!
Oh, this one don't like you.
Oh yes, chop chop chop chop chop.
- Okay, all right.
- Ew. - Okay, gross, gross, gross.
- That's disgusting.
- Hmm, interesting.
Salty.
- I'm done, I'm fucking done.
Pack up your own shit and get out. It's-
- Do I even have to ask?
- Take a guess.
- Or you could just let people in for once.
Tay, why did you even answer?
- I have no idea.
- Dude, you need to stop dating assholes
and date someone who respects you
and is actually nice to you.
- Yeah, maybe I should.
- You don't deserve Jess's bullshit, that's for sure.
- I might just listen to you for once.
Speaking of shit-
- What?
Oh my God.
Oh my-
What happened?
- Don't worry, I have extra T-shirts.
- She's gonna hate it.
- It looks like I peed myself!
- Mary, get- - I'm in a T-shirt.
- Get over over. - I hate this.
I feel gross, I'm sticky.
- Oh my god. - This is not okay.
- Kai was in it too.
- Shit!
Oh my gosh.
Clint's FaceTiming me, what do I say, what do I say?
- Just say that you went away with your girlfriends
for the weekend, it's fine.
- Oh shit.
No guys, he is not gonna like this,
I don't know what to do.
- Why is it even a big deal?
Just tell him to screw off.
- Okay.
Okay, do I look okay?
- You're fine.
- Hey baby.
- Hey babe, I just passed Citarella
and was thinking about dinner.
What are you gonna make tonight?
- Um.
- My protein shake just isn't throwing me upright,
I need something more substantial.
Even though you don't eat meat or whatever,
you can make steak, right?
And what are you wearing?
That color looks terrible on you.
- I know, it's so, it's funny.
I'm actually not in New York right now.
See, the girls took me away for the weekend.
- We didn't talk about this.
What the fuck, Mary?
Did you check with me, no.
Did you ask if I was okay with this, no.
What am I supposed to do this weekend?
Are we even together?
- Clint.
Listen, okay, you are on video,
so everyone can hear you right now.
- Yeah, Clint, you're being aggressive.
- Fucking great.
- Cl-
Bye!
- Whoa. - Seriously?
- Yeah, Mary, you can't let him speak to you like that.
That was like really unpleasant.
- Okay, well you guys weren't supposed to hear that.
And he's just, he's really upset, you know,
we had plans this weekend and then you guys decide
to take me away, so.
- Like what?
Sucking his teeny peen and making him steak?
Boo, bitch, send him back.
- Guys, listen, he-
He's upset.
He's really concerned about my job, unlike you guys.
And, you know, it's because he cares.
He really cares about me.
- Yeah, it really shows.
- We're done.
- You know what?
- He's done.
- Toss him, toss him! - I'm over this.
- Toss him, toss him! - I'm in a T-shirt.
I fucking hate this. - Good night.
Cartons. - Can you get this?
- No one gonna help me with these veggies?
- Oh my god, I'll give you a hand.
- Thank you Taylor.
- Oh, this is so fancy, oh my god!
- Yes, Kai! - Thank you.
- This is nice!
- I hope we have time to get in the pool.
- Okay, okay.
- Dude.
- Ooh! - Okay, Kai.
- Infused water. - Oh my gosh.
- No, no no, no. Look at this.
- More snacks, Lizzy! - Look at me,
now I'm the vibes!
- Food, okay.
What do we have here?
- Guys, look at the crumb in this bread.
It's probably slow fermented.
- Fermented.
Oh my God,
and the color of this blackberry
is so, so, so rich. - Oh, my god, artisanal jam?
Mm. - So disrespectful.
- Oh my gosh and there's a boutique!
So now I can change outta these dirty ass clothes.
- She really put her hands in the jam.
- I know, I know, it's gross.
- Hi!
Hi, oh, I love your glasses.
- Thanks, I like your-
Checking in, are we?
- Yes.
My friends and I are actually in town for Saucy.
And we have one room under Kai Clary,
C as in Capricorn,
L as in love,
A as in air,
R as in road trip,
and Y as in yellow.
- Wow, okay, yeah sure.
I can check you in for both.
- Awesome.
- Yeah, no, I'm not seeing that you're staying here with us.
When did you make the reservation?
- Yesterday?
- Did you use a different name?
- No, but, but maybe do you need me
to spell Clary for you again?
It's C as- - Oh, god no.
- Got it.
Clary, not seeing anything for that name.
- I, I, I know I, I, I made the reservation.
So just, one second.
Okay, is there like another system you can check?
I, I don't know.
Could you just like check again?
- Yeah.
- No, so we were actually fully booked as of yesterday.
I don't think you would've been able
to even make a reservation here.
Maybe you made one for Simple Stays, down the street?
Sorry, I should take this.
Hello?
Yes.
- Wow, looky here.
Tom made it onto Rising Star.
What's next, 30 under 30?
- You know you should have won that thing.
We all know that.
- Do we?
- Whoops!
- Well, I mean, Taylor, if you did that,
I think I just might have to.
And that's for taking me down with the damn lemon.
How does that feel, Tommy Boy?
And you know what, one more.
That is for every woman of color who has to work
so much harder than any other mediocre white dude.
Yeah, that's you, Tom.
- Oh crap.
- That was good.
- What's up?
Pack it up, ladies.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I'm sorry.
- Bags!
- I'm sorry. - Why the face?
- We cannot sleep here.
- What?
- We have to go.
- Don't look at me. - You're telling me
I can't stay here?
- Well, the receptionist was exceptionally rude
and, and I do not want to support an establishment
that supports r-rude.
- Kai, I just got here.
- But think of the people.
Yeah, I, I got another place.
It's, it's only 10 miles away.
It's really great.
- Thanks, Kai.
Thank you, Kai.
- Yeah.
- Thank you, Kai. - Thank you, Kai.
- Yeah.
- Well, did you book a cabin or dollhouse?
- Are you sure that this is it, Kai?
- It, it's what it says.
- At least we have shutters.
- Okay, well, you know what?
It's fine, all right?
I know I'll fit.
Y'all can sleep outside tonight.
Freaking haul asses. - All right.
It's just one night, just one night.
- Well, I know what we need.
Whiskey.
So what kind of Spotify playlist are we in the mood for
on this balmy summers eve?
- Okay, so I know you are a queen at Spotify playlists,
but I do vote that Taylor whips out la guitara.
- No, no, I'm good.
I'll do it for you.
- Two steps ahead.
Thank you, thank you.
- See you guys, this isn't so bad.
I mean, I think it's pretty awesome, okay.
The whiskey's flowing, the vibes are going.
- Yes, Kai, big city living.
Okay, but actually, what is the plan for tomorrow?
- Okay, so tomorrow is industry night,
but set up in the day
and then Jack is throwing a rager.
- Nice. - Party full of chefs.
Sounds like a healthy serving of ego.
- You know, you guys really owe me a spa day after this.
Make it a spa week.
- Oh, come on, Mary,
when was the last time you sat in a nice patch of grass
with your girlfriends?
- Not long enough.
- Shut up, you're having fun.
Even I'm having fun.
- Would you rather be three foot seven
or seven foot three?
- 3'7, 'cause then I'd get really awesome high heels.
- Okay.
Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?
- Giving or taking?
- Both.
- Oral sex. - Cheese.
Oral sex is way too important to my people.
- Are you one of the vendors?
Are you a vendor?
- Oh, we actually have a tent.
- Name?
- It's under my cousin's name.
- Which is?
- Jack Woods, please.
- Jack Woods is my boss.
He doesn't have a tent in his name.
- Can you call him and figure this out?
- Yeah. - My friend here's
a little flaky on the details.
Can you give us a minute to call him?
- You know what, I'll just call him on the walkie.
Jack, are you there?
Gary, can you cover for me?
We've got a hold up over here.
Sorry, he should respond quickly.
- Oh, hopefully not too quickly.
- Oh. - Can you not?
Ashley, come in over?
- Yeah, I've got some girls here
who say they have a tent in your name.
Sorry, what's your name again?
- Kai.
- Her name is Kai.
Hello?
- You have to say over.
- You didn't say over, over.
- I said her name is Kai, over.
- Kai, great.
I sent her the forms to fill out.
The tent should be under her name, actually.
Last name Clary, over.
- Yeah, I'm not seeing anything.
Are you sure you filled out the forms?
- It's, it's possible I didn't,
but that, that's not a big problem, right?
- It's possible. - Geez.
- Kai didn't fill out the forms.
Is there a place you want me to put them?
- Kai. - It's fine.
- God dammit, Kai.
Ah, fuck!
Just give me a minute.
I'll get back to you, over.
- Kai, you had one job.
- Whatever, it's fine.
- What, what if it's not fine?
- It's gonna be fine.
- Yeah, it's always fine for you, isn't it?
- So, was I scoping a little action going on there
between the two of you?
- Well, it's not off to a great start.
- She seems like a bitch.
- Probably because you're making her job a living hell,
thought about that?
- Well, she's cute though, right?
- She's honestly so not cute.
- Mary. - I mean,
if you like the farmer type, look at her.
Look, she's coming, look, look, look.
Okay, she's coming back.
- Okay, so I moved some stuff around and I got you guys
over on the east side of the grounds.
It's a pretty happening locale.
Here's a map, you're gonna be on lot 29
with a basic kitchen,
and I'll stop by a little later
to make sure you have everything you need.
- Awesome, thanks.
- Oh, hey.
Could you actually ask Jack if we could crash
at his place tonight?
Our Airbnb sucks.
- No.
- Still not cool. - Okay guys,
it's gonna be amazing, all right?
Look, she said happening locale.
Let's go. - But honestly, like-
- It's gonna be good, okay?
Let's go.
- Whoo hoo! - Okay.
All right, chop chop ladies.
We got work to do.
- Here, let me help.
- Sure.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies, please!
Can we please be careful, that is precious cargo.
- Well, Lizzy, it's like a thousand pounds over here.
- Where are we supposed to plug everything in?
- Okay, one second, Taylor.
Hold up, is this-
We only have one plug?
Guys, I have like nine things that need power.
- Well can't you just buy another one?
- Well, you know what, no.
I will text Jack, okay?
- Well, wait, excuse me!
Please can-
Okay, did we bring a surge protector?
- I wouldn't know.
I was unconscious when you packed up the car, remember?
- Yes, Mary was unconscious, I was high,
Taylor was hesitant.
We work with what we got, people, yeah?
- All right, let's just get the fridge plugged in
and get everything out of the cooler, okay?
- Oh, Tay, we are ballin' on a budget
and we will make it work, we have to.
Grab this.
- Okay.
- Do you know how to set this up?
- Aren't you the camper?
- Yeah, but I, I usually just sleep under the stars.
I'm closet phobic.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
- Taylor, we need you over here,
please. - Well do this later.
- Thank you.
- Ooh, okay, tent.
Simple, it'll be simple,
I think we'll just grab a corner
and we'll put it upright, okay?
- Good thinking.
Yeah.
- Mary?
- Yes? - Help, please.
- Some help.
- Thank you. - There we go.
- A little bit. - All right,
and pull on three, ready?
One, two, three!
- What the fuck?
- Kai.
I'm gonna need you to be better.
- Not helpful.
- All right, well, this just doesn't seem right.
Are we gonna be cooking on the floor,
like?
Okay, but seriously, we gotta figure this out.
Oh, wait, you just pull up.
Bitches! - There we go.
- Man your poles and rise.
Up and up and up and up!
- I'm not really into poles, Liz.
- I've seen you sophomore year, Taylor.
- Can you please not remind me?
- Okay.
This explains why I don't have a boyfriend.
- All right.
Oh, we are erect.
- Nice!
- Good job, Mary.
- I'm hot.
- Yes, you are, girlie, yes you are.
- Okay, thank you so much.
Please take these all to Jack's.
Appreciate it.
You can tell him that Kai sent you.
Thanks!
- Really hope there's AC.
- Of course there'll be AC,
it's Jack.
- Where'd you get those?
- I'm a woman of mystery.
- Well, give me some.
- Okay.
You think Lizzy
will be upset seeing us eat Cheetos
and not all the fancy food around here?
- I mean, probably.
That's why we gotta finish 'em before they get back.
- I'd really like if someone could fetch me a cocktail,
you know? - Yeah.
- Anyone?
No?
Can you not?
- Well, what am I supposed to do with it?
- I don't know, wipe it on your pants or something.
It's like, I hear it and it's just gross.
- All right, let's go, ladies.
- Mary, you should post a photo of the tent
on your Instagram.
You have the most followers, so it makes the most sense.
- Yeah, spread the word, sister.
Ooh, my vape.
- Yeah, no offense,
but this is not the kind of content my followers wanna see.
- Oh, please Mary,
come on. - No, I'm serious.
I would lose all of my vegan followers, okay?
They could smell the disgusting meat sizzling
through a photo.
- You're not even vegan.
- I was, but now I'm pescatarian this month.
- Yeah, and also a pain in the ass this month.
- Guys!
I can't, okay?
Because first off, you jerk turkeys kidnapped me
and my boss thinks I'm out sick.
So I can't be seen at a freaking food festival, okay?
But if you hand me your phone,
I will shoot all the content for you and post from there.
- Because my two followers are really gonna help
increase our volume.
- Where's my phone?
- I don't know.
- Yep, I'll be back.
- Mar, just catch up with us.
- All righty.
- Oh, yes.
- Okay.
Prince Louis!
Hi, pumpkin, mommy loves you.
Yes, I'm coming home soon,
I will be home soon
- I didn't know everyone was gonna be serving,
I thought it was just set up day.
- These people are just overachievers, okay?
We're gonna size up this competition, all right?
Size all you motherfuckers up.
- I liked the way she thinks.
- Me too, I guess.
- Oh my God!
- The Godfather, you are like the Pizza King!
- How you doing?
- I've read about you in an Eater article.
Can I? - Absolutely.
- Thank you, Grazie.
Try! - I mean,
it looks just like pizza.
- Don't say that.
- That's incredible!
- It's more than pizza. - Incredible.
- You look like you'd be really skilled
handling that fish taco.
He must not have gotten it.
Where the hell is Mary?
- Her dog probably called.
- Man.
- Jack really did a good job developing all this.
- I know, right?
I'm so proud of him.
I introduced him to the culinary arts.
Feels good to inspire people.
- Liz, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm just scoping out the scene
and I definitely have to bring my A game.
- It'll be fine, don't worry.
It'll be good.
- It's okay.
- Oh, hey.
- Hi. - Where have you been?
- I was taking a phone call.
- Hey, you guys wanna sample our mushrooms?
- Never say no to mushrooms! - Sure, sure.
Oh, nice.
- Our last batch, fire roasted.
- Thank you. - These are delicious.
Were these freshly foraged?
- Hey Jose, where'd you get the shrooms?
- Get out. - Oh, what the-
No.
Dude, what? - Yo.
- What you do in here following me, come on.
- Oh, Chef left you off for the weekend?
- No. - So you no-call no-showed.
- Yeah. - Oh, that's ballsy.
- You know me, big balls.
- What are you cooking?
- I'm thinking of doing something with laminated dough.
- Laminated dough?
- Yeah. - In this heat
at a food festival.
- I'm Mary, by the way.
- I'm Jose.
- Nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you too. - Yeah.
- So, how about the rest of you, ladies?
You, you guys all cooking too?
- No. - Well, we are this weekend.
Whatever Liz needs, we're on it.
- Thank you.
- I love that.
- Which, by the way,
are you the little wood fairy who went out into the woods
to get these little mushrooms?
- Oh, yes I am.
- Freaking precious, dude.
- Wow, they're amazing.
I mean, you should open your own restaurant with those.
- That's the dream. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I just need a hundred thousand followers,
a trust fund-
- That is bullshit.
No, you don't.
No, I mean, like your food's great,
and I mean, I can certainly help you get your followers up,
that's easy for me, I do it all the time, I mean.
And food like that sells itself, so.
- That's the kind of energy that I need.
- She never does her social media.
- I do. - She doesn't.
- Yeah, well.
I gotta wrap up for industry night.
Will I see you there?
- Yeah, I'll be there.
- You'll see her, I mean us, there.
- Great. - It's nice meeting you.
- Bye Dude. - Jack's my cousin,
we'll be there.
- All right. - I'm Kai, bye.
- Kai, Kai. - Yeah, bye.
- Did I sense a little bit
of fuego there, Mar?
- What are you talking about?
- I don't know
I saw your eyes twinkling for the first time, Mary.
- I could feel the vibes, they were spicy.
- Saucy. - Okay.
Please, guys, listen.
I have a boyfriend, thank you very much,
and I'm very happy with him.
I just really enjoyed his mushrooms.
- You could be juggling his little portobellos.
- Are you done?
- No.
- It's not funny, I have a boyfriend and I'm happy.
- Laugh, I juggled fake balls.
- Mushrooms.
- Is she happy? - Okay.
- That was good, that was good.
- Sweet.
Looks like there will be some new live music here tomorrow.
- Guess there is.
- Tay,
what's up?
Lotus, how are you?
- I'm, I'm great, hi!
It's so good to see you.
We've been worried.
You've been making other meetings?
- Well, I've been going to a few different ones actually.
Can I give you a call, is that okay?
- Of course.
You can call me any time.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna be performing
at the music tent tomorrow, you should check it out.
- Cool, yeah, I'll try.
I will, promise.
- Well, it was good to see you.
I actually have to talk to the sound guy.
- Okay, nice to see you too.
See you later.
- Is Taylor still gay?
- Who was that?
- Just a dude that I used to play music with.
- Well, why didn't you introduce us?
- I didn't think it was that important.
- Why?
- Since when do you have random dude friends?
- I have a lot of random dude friends.
- Well, it's fine.
Let's keep going, come on.
- How about Jose, you're random dude friends.
- Are you freaking kidding me right now?
- What? - What?
- Take a guess what.
- Ugh, is that Tom?
- Yeah, it is.
Dude, I've avoided him for like seven years
and now we're just here like this.
- You look good.
- Do I?
- He's kind of cute.
- Mary!
- Where the hell is Clint now?
- Don't worry, he's still a prick, Lizzie,
it doesn't matter.
- Yeah, clearly a really successful prick.
- You know what, screw him.
I mean, anyone can look fancy looking like that.
- Shit!
- What? - I think he saw me.
- Girl? - Oh my gosh.
- He's, he's right here, he's looking at me right now.
Right now. - Okay, I doubt he sees you.
But we have to be at Jack's anyway, so.
- No, we gotta go,
we gotta back it up, ladies.
- What are we, in the enchanted forest?
- I guess.
- Ooh, pulled pork?
Nice, thanks.
- Hey ladies.
Kai, long time no see.
How's your mum, still hot?
- Still your aunt. - Not by blood.
Lizzy! - Oh, Jack!
- Hello, thank you so much for coming.
My most favorite vendor.
Are you all set up?
- Yeah, I mean, the locale is really happening.
- Oh good, good, that's great to hear.
All right, ladies, I have got to go and mingle,
but have a great time.
- Thank you, yeah. - Thanks, Jack.
- We super appreciate it, thank you.
- Has he always been British?
- Dude, I don't know.
He's spent a summer in London
and came back a massive douche bag.
- Is that how it works?
- I guess.
- Okay, I know I've said this like three times,
but that pulled pork was to die for.
- And dude, this chicken?
I mean, it is just chicken,
but like, damn! - Hey.
- Hey, it's not just chicken.
- What's up y'all?
- Hey, what's up dude?
- How are you?
- Hey. - Tell me if you're
trying this pork, 'cause it's insane.
- We're actually gonna go and get some more.
- Oh, can you just bring me some back?
- We're gonna get some more, Kai,
Get up, come on. - Oh, oh, okay.
- Enjoy! - Oh, I was really comfortable
but okay.
- Let's go, bye. - Okay, okay bye.
- Oh my gosh.
- Liz is the best.
- Yeah, she's great.
- She's a really hard worker.
- Very hard worker.
- So what do you do in the city?
- I'm actually in finance.
I mean, not as cool as being a chef, but.
- Oh, finance is pretty impressive.
- Thanks.
- You must have worked so hard at school.
- Honestly, yeah.
Probably a little too hard.
- I like a girl with drive.
- Well, I like a guy who can cook.
So are you from New York?
- I'm actually from Oaxaca, Mexico.
I moved here with my mom when I was five.
- Oaxaca, Mexico.
I know, I know that area.
Yeah, that is home of the mole.
- Mole.
- Don't, I- - No, no, that's impressive.
- That's funny. - How'd you know that?
- L-Lizzie, she makes so many different meals
and explains everything, so I picked up a thing or two.
- Wow, I love that.
That's amazing.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
I actually make it pretty mean mole myself.
So. - Really?
Well, I'd love to try it sometime.
- I'd love to make it for you.
- Okay, you know what?
That can be payback
for me getting those Instagram followers up.
- Deal.
- Jose,
You got a minute?
- My buddy needs my help.
I hate to leave you hanging.
Can I try and catch up with you later?
- Sure, yeah,
Go, go, go, go, I'll be here.
Bye.
Mole.
- This is lame.
Just like all those tents at the festival.
So basic.
- Yo, did you see that Lizzy Sokin chick?
You know the one that you sliced and diced?
- She just needed a little bump from her pedestal.
- It's on.
- I just don't like the idea of snakes.
- Well, there's not a lot of snakes, like, in nature.
I mean, have you ever actually like been camping?
- Yeah, have you, Tay?
Have you been camping?
- Oh, hello, how are you?
- Hello, it's me again.
I don't actually live at the vendor entrance.
- Well, thank god. - Oh, really?
- Shit!
- Whoa, what? - Jesus Christ,
is he everywhere?
- Well, if you believe in God, then yeah.
- No, not him, freaking Tom.
- Oh, Tom Allen?
Oh yeah, no, I hate that guy.
He really sucks.
He leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
- Oh.
- You see what I did there? - Chef jokes, love it.
- Looks like he's doing the watermelon race.
- What the hell is a watermelon race?
- You'll see.
- Wait, is that?
- Now listen, it's not about making it
to the end, it's about
who remains standing. - Hey, I'm Tom.
What's your name?
- You will soon know me as the girl who made you cry.
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
How do you like that?
- Three, two, one, go!
Her foot touched the ground, you're disqualified.
She fell!
You're disqualified.
- He cheated!
- Disqualified! - He cheated,
He freaking pulled the rope- - Disqualified.
- You-
- He cheated.
- Okay, breathe, Lizzy, breathe.
- Freaking kidding me right now?
- All right, friends,
so we are live on five.
Here are the instructions.
We gotta get the dough pulled, the station set up
and Kai, you come with me,
because obviously you got the most-
- Oh fuck.
- What?
- Shit.
- Holy shit!
No no no no no no no no no!
- Oh, this is bad.
- Not the laminated dough.
- I secured this so tight, I know I did.
- Oh my God, how did this-
Hold on a second.
The fuck?
Why do these have tire tracks?
Are you-
Dude, who plugged it in across the road?
- I think I accidentally switched the plugs.
- No, Mary, no! - It was an accident,
I didn't mean to, I just, there was so many cords,
how was I supposed to know which went where?
- Okay, but you shouldn't have been messing with it, anyway.
Can none of you guys just get it together for five minutes?
- Okay, Lizzie, all right, it's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, we're gonna figure it out.
- You just had to go back for your phone, didn't you, Mary?
- Liz, this is an accident.
- You guys were the ones who asked me to post something.
- Oh, don't pretend like you gave a shit about this festival
until Jose popped up, come on.
- Well, I really don't give a fuck what you think,
at least I have a real life, Lizzie.
- A real life?
I don't know if you can see this all around you,
but this is real life.
Not one where you just sit at home in your perfect bubble
and just beg for validation and likes
on your selfies all day.
- A, I don't post selfies, that's 2015
and B, the only reason we are here is for you
to salvage some BS reputation you think you fucking have.
Okay, no one cares
that you lost Slice and Diced a million fucking years ago,
so get the fuck over it!
- Mary, you know that I was cheated.
- I was cheated too.
And it's beginning to be a bit pathetic,
you just living in this guy's shadow.
- At least I have a goal in life with some integrity.
- Well, I hope your integrity gets you off at night.
- You know what?
It's better than going home to your vibrator
while your boyfriend's dead body lays next to you.
- Why are you bringing Clint into this?
- Because he sucks, Mary.
You only wanna marry him for his 401
and his freaking cottage in Spain.
- Okay, calm down.
Okay, why don't we try some pranayama breaths, okay?
- Do you know what?
At least I have someone who loves me, Lizzie,
because you are so far up your career's ass
that you can't let anyone else in.
- Yeah, Mary.
Clint really adores you.
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Liz.
- What?
What are, what are you talking about?
Why do you continue to bring Clint into this?
- Liz, don't do this.
- What?
- He's not a good guy, Mary, okay?
He's a freaking cheater
and I had to literally pull him off Taylor
at your Christmas party last year.
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, what?
- Ask her.
- What is she talking about, Taylor?
Tell me.
- He cornered me and tried to kiss me
and was telling me all this bullshit
about how he was gonna try to convince me
that I was straight.
- How could you not tell us this?
How could you not tell her this?
- Because he was wasted.
And I didn't think that they were gonna stay together.
Then, I don't know, too much time passed
and now he's looking at fucking engagement rings,
so, I'm sorry, Mary, I should have told you earlier.
- You're sorry?
Fuck all of you guys.
- Wait, Mary!
- I can't believe that you just did that.
- Taylor, she had to know at some point.
He's a freaking asshole.
- That's not your right to tell.
- So you guys are just keeping sketchy secrets now?
- I didn't wanna make it a big deal.
I mean, I barely remember it either,
I was, I was drunk, I didn't-
- Okay, well, you could have told me, Lizzy.
- Honestly, Kai, could I have told you?
You're the last person in the world
to be able to keep a secret.
You'd probably try to have a healing circle, for god's sake.
- Well, maybe we should have.
It would've been a whole lot better than what you two did.
- What we did?
Wow, so finally, we just don't match up
to your moral code, Kai?
Some of us actually have bigger things to worry about
than getting stoned at mommy and daddy's hippie cafe
that they bought for us.
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
- What, what is this?
You're, you're jealous?
Is that what it is?
You got something to say, say it.
- No, Kai, I am not jealous.
I am literally baffled
that you have had a huge opportunity placed into your life,
and you don't have three shits to give.
I break my back every single day,
every day, trying to get where you're at
and you take it for granted and just skate by through life.
I mean, who the hell sells $8 bean water
and calls it cold brew?
- It is cold brew, okay,
and I've asked you to work with me.
- You mean work for you.
Is that what you mean? - No, no.
- 'Cause I actually wanna work with someone who cares
about something in their life.
- I do care.
Just because I don't spend all day
making fucking tomato dust,
doesn't mean I don't work hard.
- Well, unlike you, I'm actually trying
to push myself, Kai, it's how you get better.
I don't know, by taking risks.
- Have you ever even thought that maybe I'm happy
just running a small cafe?
- You know, I might actually believe you
if you didn't spend your whole day stoned outta your mind.
Did you know that happy people don't have
to be burned out all the time?
- Okay, are we done?
Can we stop this, please?
- Now you wanna speak up, Taylor?
Where the hell have you been during this conversation?
- I've been staying out of it.
- Very clearly, Taylor.
- Is that a problem for you?
- You know what, it actually hasn't been until now.
Why don't you tell me?
- What are you talking about?
- Dude, you've been sketchy and MIA for months
and you seriously think we haven't noticed?
- Oh my gosh.
Don't drag me into this, it's not fair.
- Well, we've aired everything else out, so please, Taylor,
the floor is yours.
- No thanks.
- Seriously, Tay, come on, just say it.
- What, I've been, I've been going through some shit,
is that what you wanna fucking hear?
So fine, it's whatever.
We need to go and we need to go find Mary.
- Don't change the subject.
We're supposed to be some of your best friends.
Why can't you just tell us the truth?
- Is this about Jess?
- This is not about Jess.
- Then what is it about?
- I'm an alcoholic, Lizzie.
- Okay, but do you really think you're an alcoholic,
or, or, or maybe you're just going through a rough patch?
- No, this is not just a fucking rough patch.
I knew you guys wouldn't understand,
so I didn't ask for help from you,
because you never listen.
I'm gonna go find Mary myself.
- No, Taylor! - Taylor!
- Shit!
- Fuck, Lizzie.
I'm gonna go take a walk.
- No, Kai.
- I'm gonna take a walk. - Just-
Dammit.
- Okay, get it together,
get it together.
Fuck!
- Mary!
Hey.
Hey, where's the gang?
- I don't know and I really don't care.
- What's going on?
- Nothing, I mean, everything just went to shit.
We lost all the food and Lizzie exploded on all of us.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
- I mean, this festival's a pressure cooker.
There's a lot of eyes watching, stakes are high.
A lot of talent here.
Maybe take it easy on her a little bit.
She's got a lot of weight on her shoulders.
- You know, I get that,
but there's a way about going around it
without having to be a complete asshole to everyone.
- Yeah.
- Well, look who it is.
- Let me help you with that.
- You okay?
- It depends on what you mean by okay.
- Step into my office.
- Thank you all so very much.
You've been such a great crowd.
Hey, you, come on up here.
Come on-
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have an amazing guest in the house.
Taylor, come on.
Come on, everybody, give it up for Taylor,
get up here.
I'm not gonna take no answer, get up here, girl.
Come on, come on, come on.
You guys are in for a treat.
- What am I doing up here?
- We're rocking.
- Yes, just say what are we gonna play though?
- I think you might recognize it.
Come on, look.
I'm gonna start, you just follow along, all right?
You ready? - Yeah.
- Hey, can I help?
I'd love to help.
- No, it's fine, I mean,
you're really sweet for offering,
but I think at this point it's just, it's over with
and, you know, you, you have your station to run,
So. - No, no, no, no.
Stevie can handle this without me.
I'm just gonna give her some oil,
then I'll be right back.
Cool?
- Can I interest you in a cup of iced tea?
- She is interested.
- Rosemary, mint, hibiscus.
- Nailed it.
- Perfect.
- Ever since I was a kid, I've wanted to be a chef.
I, I have never wanted anything so bad.
But recently I-
I don't know anymore.
Like this dream that I had of giving something back
to the world, it hasn't given me shit.
I have tried to do it my way.
I have pushed everyone away.
And what are you supposed to do when the one thing,
the one thing that you love is absolutely ruining you?
- Well,
it's easy to push people away
when you're the one steering the ship.
I've been there.
I know it's, it's a lot of pressure.
- Well, to say the least.
- But I also know that struggle is normal.
It's part of life.
So you have to show up for the people around you
and trust that they've got your back.
- I mean, I guess I can see that somewhere.
- Nowadays there are a million ways to cook.
If that's what you really wanna do,
you'll figure a way to do it.
Trust me. - Okay.
Thanks.
- Now I gotta deliver these veggies,
but I've got some extras, you want 'em?
- For real?
- Well, I mean, it's not gold leaf, but it's good product.
- Thank, thank you so much.
- It sounds like you could use a win right now.
- I really could, if you couldn't tell.
Thank you.
- Bring it in.
- Wow.
I'm impressed.
- And I'm embarrassed.
- How did you know that guy?
- He's just a dude that I used to play music with.
- Well, you sound really good together.
- Thanks so much.
I'm actually kinda surprised.
- Not me.
So where's the rest of your crew?
- My friend Mary ran off.
- She's the watermelon slayer, right?
- Yeah.
She is the one and only.
Yeah.
Kind of worried about her,
but she'll be okay.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go back. - Yeah.
- So how do you all know each other?
- We've known each other since elementary school.
We like go way, way back.
- That is amazing.
It says a lot about you that you've stuck by each other
for that long.
- Yeah, I mean, we're completely different people,
so I don't even know if we'd be friends
if we hadn't met back then, but,
I don't know, it feels like a sister bond at this point,
you know, like we've been there through thick and thin.
- That is a really beautiful and special thing.
- Yeah, it is.
Thank you so much for listening.
You are so weird.
- Yes, I am.
And I think you like it.
- Maybe I do.
In spite of everything that's actually going on,
I feel really bad for Lizzie.
- Hey, why?
- All her food got like completely ruined.
- Wait, we have an office filled with supplies.
We should go and see if there's anything you can use.
- No, you don't have to that. - No, no, no.
Let me help you save the day
and you can repay me by taking me out to dinner.
- Like a dinner date?
- Is that not what you were gonna ask for?
- Like, I don't know, like-
- It's sort of fun to get you all flustered.
- I just don't know how to act around you.
- Is being yourself not an option?
- I'm not really a big fan of myself.
- Well, you should be.
'Cause you're pretty great.
Little mysterious, but pretty great.
- You have a little something on your face.
- Do I?
- A little bit. - Come one,
let's get this stuff off
before Jack finds out I stole his golf cart.
- Ooh, okay, let's do that, right?
Oh god, okay.
Do you even know how to do this thing?
- What are those?
- Peace offering, disguised as chives.
- Kai, look.
I am so sorry. - No, no, no,
no, no, Lizzie, it's, it's fine.
Okay, I do take my opportunities for granted.
- No. - And I could
probably smoke a little less weed, vape a little less,
but hey, wouldn't be as awesome.
- True.
- But, we're different.
Yeah, and what's best for you
might not necessarily be what's best for me.
- Yeah, you are right.
We are very, very different.
And look, I'm sorry about what I said earlier
about the bakery.
I know that you work your ass off
and what I said has nothing to do with you
and actually has everything to do with the fact
that, yes, I am a little jealous
that you get to do your own thing.
And I'm clearly still trying to figure out how to do mine.
- Well, it's not all that it's cracked up to be, okay.
Sometimes we actually get customers.
- Oh, god forbid.
- I know, right?
So don't be jelly.
- I still feel really shitty
about the way that I handled things.
I threw you in the line of fire, Mary, Taylor,
Like what?
Why?
I'm sorry.
- Okay, look, maybe you haven't been your best self here.
- Yeah.
- But I've seen worse, so I think we'll keep you.
- Please keep me.
- We love you. - I love you.
Hi, what's up dude?
What you need? - What's up?
Just here to help.
- Hey, you thought about frying this?
- Hey, does she own a bakery or something?
- When in doubt, fry it up.
- I love it, let's get it.
- Hey! - Let's get this sizzling.
- Kai with the ideas! - Let's do it!
Ooh, look at my chives.
- Hey. - Hey, dude.
- Come here.
Taylor, I'm so sorry about what I said earlier.
I didn't realize that you were going through so much
and I should have listened to you
instead of questioning you.
- It's okay.
I guess I just wasn't really ready to talk about it.
But I should have opened up to you guys sooner.
And as for the other stuff, Mary needed to know.
I mean, the delivery could have been a little bit better,
but it's, it's fine.
- We love you, Tay, and we are here for you.
Always, promise.
Come on. - I love you assholes too.
- Love you.
Have you found Mary yet, is she here?
- I just ran into her.
I thought she was coming this way.
- I'm sure she'll be back soon.
Come on, let's get cooking.
Let's go. - Hold on.
Who brought me this wonderful cheese?
- Ashley here is a little thief, or hero,
if you call it that.
- Oh, it's just a little- - Part of the team.
Thank you.
All right, let's get cooking.
- Okay.
- All right.
- What you got in that brain of yours?
- Hmm.
Do you have any extra frying oil?
- Oh yeah, we got a whole truckload of backup.
- Very nice, can I have some?
- Yes, Chef.
- What?
- Come on, Lizzie.
You're a chef.
- Get me my damn oil.
- What are we doing, boss?
- All right, we're gonna fry the dough style.
I am done cooking for other people's shit.
- About time!
What can we do?
- All right, Ash, can you man the front please?
- I would love to, but I gotta go check on some other tents.
Come back when I can.
- I gotta get back to my tent too,
so I'll check y'all in a little bit?
- I got the front, Lizzy.
- You don't wanna be cooking?
- Who am I kidding?
Got the voice for radio and the face for front of house.
I got this.
- Ooh, I can document it
and chop things up if you want me to.
- We're gonna rock this shit!
- Okay.
- We did it.
- Girl!
- Okay.
Open for business!
- Okay.
- Maybe they didn't hear me.
- Where is the people? - Try it again.
- Open for business!
- Hello, would you like to try our sweet version,
which is ricotta, peach and chili honey?
Or you could go the traditional version,
which is tomato and herb.
Either way it's winner winner, chicken dinner.
Except we don't have any chicken, so.
- Thank you, Kai, one more.
- See, this is what you're supposed to have
at a food festival.
Not that crazy shit over there.
What's that chef's name?
- I think it's like Tom something, I don't know.
He's like some big celebrity chef.
- Who cares? - I know.
- Who serves foam?
- Yeah, who serves foam? - This is the kind of thing
you go to a festival for.
- You don't wanna try any foam?
Where are you going?
Oh, Lizzy.
- So good.
- This is literally the best thing we've eaten all day.
Hands down.
- Liz?
- what do you want?
- Did you see this?
- No, what is it?
- Mary's post.
- Hey, that explains all the people.
Wait, but how does she even know that we're open?
- She's so sneaky, I have no idea.
- Where the hell is she?
- But she obviously cooled down.
It's okay, we'll find her once we run outta dough.
- Guys, by the way, we are almost outta dough,
which means we are almost sold out, which means we did it.
I can't believe it.
- Show's over, people,
last order officially exiting the building.
- I heard these things are awesome.
- Enjoy!
- I am so sorry, we are sold out, sir.
Mission fucking complete!
- We sold out! - Holy shit,
you guys are sold out already? - Yes!
- Yeah. - That is incredible.
- That was intense.
- Liz, we are just so proud of you.
- Guys, seriously, best day of my life.
- Better than the aquarium on Edibles?
- Better than soup dumplings on Chinese New Year.
And y'all know I love a good , so.
- Or fried dough.
- Oh man, you guys are crazy, though,
'cause I'm never doing that again.
- All right, let's wrap this up,
'cause the hotdog-eating contest starts soon
and your boy Tom is a challenger.
Should we go?
I mean, maybe he'll choke.
- I would love to see that.
- Come in all staff.
We need a challenger for the final round
of the hotdog contest.
Any takers?
Ask around, please.
Need to fill the spot in the next five minutes, over.
- Let's welcome Lizzy,
come one, give it up for Lizzy.
All righty then, let's go over the rules one more time.
A hotdog and its bun must be completely consumed
to be counted.
Competitors, do you understand?
- Yes, sir, - Yes.
- You didn't lose bad enough the first time?
- Can't cheat your way outta this one, Tommy Boy.
- Fried dough?
What is this, the County Fair? - Your foam looked like snot
and tasted like alpaca dick.
This one's for Mary.
- Bitch. - And, go!
Here we go, folks, I'm gonna this,
this is gonna be amazing!
I am keeping count now, we're keeping count,
but this is gonna be a new record, I'm sure.
- Good thing it's not lemon.
- Oh my gosh, Lizzy is not looking too good.
Looking a little on the greener side,
So, you know, what are we gonna do?
Tom is in the lead by only one hotdog.
Will Lizzy catch up?
- Going down?
- Like a river slug.
- Keep going, just keep going!
- 15 Seconds, oh my goodness!
10 seconds!
Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one, and stop!
All right, 30 seconds to get down everything in your mouth.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes!
And stop!
Tom, open up.
Oh god.
Those do not count.
Tom, that leaves 13 for you.
Lizzie, we need 14 for you to win.
And Lizzie wins with fifteen hotdogs!
- Tragic, huh?
- And before we go on,
we have a very special surprise for you all.
And to make the big announcement is our fearless leader,
Mr. Jack Woods.
- Thank you.
Thank you all so much.
I am so proud of everyone who is involved
for coming together and making this happen.
And there is one new partner,
about which I'm especially excited.
She is someone who has literally shaped the culinary world
and she has just come home to us
after a long stint in France.
So without further ado, may I present culinary legend,
Patricia Chamberlain.
- Thank you.
- Oh my god, I love her.
- Is that the lady- - Yeah.
- Thank you, thank you for the warm welcome, Jack.
Thank you for the wonderful opportunity.
I am so happy that I get a chance to be involved
in this project.
Many of you know, I shy away from moments like this,
but I was recently reminded by someone
that we old timers need to guide the next generation,
and especially me, when it comes to young female talent.
So I thank you for your participation
and we thank you for all the support that you're giving
to this wonderful talent.
So now I think it's time for all of us
to give a round of applause to a young woman
who went absolutely nuts on a tray full of hotdogs.
Very impressive.
I'm glad you beat him.
He's a dick.
- I know.
- Oh my God.
Patricia.
I should have known our paths would cross again.
- Okay, well, for one,
I did not know that our paths were gonna cross.
And the eggplant, the eggplant was a success.
We sold out out of all the food
and you, you, you, you are Patricia Chamberlain.
- Call me Patti.
- I literally started cooking
because of one of your cookbooks.
You're incredible.
- Well, inspiration comes in many forms.
- I just, I can't believe I didn't recognize you.
I mean, I know that you've been flying
under the radar for years, but you,
you're the best of the best.
- Yeah, I'm not in it for the validation.
I just love to cook.
A few good friends,
a nice, delicious chilled glass of Pouilly-Fuissé, a farm,
and I'm good.
- Okay, Patti, I'm-
- I'm not good.
Sorry!
- Dude.
- Guys.
- That was incredible.
- Babe.
- Oof, pregnant with hotdogs.
- I don't care.
- I'm literally so proud of you.
And how crazy is it that Patricia Chamberlain
is the freaking alpaca lady?
- Dude, mind blown.
- That was seriously badass.
Like, you made Tom look like a little wiener.
- Guys, seriously, in less than two minutes, 40,000 views.
I mean, it looks like someone is gonna go viral
for the second time.
- So you don't hate me, we can still be friends?
- Until the next time you decide to kidnap me.
- Well, let's start the planning.
- Mary, I'm really, really sorry
about the whole Clint thing.
It's messed up, I should have told you.
- We were trying not to hurt you
and that is exactly what we did.
I'm so sorry and it won't happen again, Mar.
- I appreciate it, guys.
I mean, you were right.
I just, I just didn't wanna see it.
- We love you.
- We love you, Mary. - I love yo guys, seriously.
Oh, speaking of the devil,
one second. - Go get 'em, Tiger.
- Hey sweetie.
- Hey baby, I'm sorry about before.
So to make it up to you,
I got us a reservation at Le Bernardin this weekend
and I even got a new suit at Bergdorfs.
You're gonna love it.
- Yeah, well, I'm not in a hurry to get back
and certainly not for you.
- Excuse me?
What's wrong with you?
- Absolutely nothing.
I just had the best time with my friends
and I realized I don't fucking need you anymore.
So you know what, go fuck yourself, Clint.
Oh, and by the way, Prince Louis is coming home with me.
Okay?
Who's hungry?
- Oh, oh my god!
- Oh no.
- Hey.
- So who's Clint?
- Oh no one, he doesn't matter.
- Hi.
Are you guys all good?
Okay.
Hello, guys.
- This dish is fantastic, I need more.
- I already way ahead of ya.
- Yeah, top him way off.
- Should we just, should we do it?
- Absolutely. - Let's do it.
- Absolutely.
- Cheers. - Cheers, babe.
- Jose, tell me, do we have enough cucumbers?
- Hello, hello! - Hey girl.
- You have someone out there waiting for you.
- Okay, I have fans now.
- You got fans.
- You guys gonna be okay?
- Of course.
- I hear that.
- You ready to take over?
- Yes, what's this?
- Liz!
- Miss, what are you doing here?
- You know something, Liz?
I just had one of the most wonderful meals.
Delicious.
Congratulations, Chef Lizzie Sokin.
- Thank you, Chef.
- Doing it your way.
- Merci, Chef.
- No, thank you.
Keep up the good work.
- Fish station out.
She said, "Fish station out!"
- That was the ultimate compliment.
- Dude, what? - That was Missy?
- Lizzie, you have come so far from Salmon Gate
and Fish Station!
- Yes.
- I mean, your restaurant is popping off right now.
- Our restaurant.
- Love you, Kai.
- I smell a franchise coming on.
- Ooh, nice thinking.
- Let's smell ladies.
And money on three.
One, two three.
- Money!
- Get the fuck off my hotdog.
Fucking ruin it.
- I have two things to say.
Two things to say.
- Tolini bernini
- Ooh, I got a little snake in my tit.
- She's coming to visit us later.
- She's visiting you later, Taylor.
- Whoo!
- Hey!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- We'll be right back after a quick commercial break.
Can we, cut to commercial!
- I'm sorry, I 'like ripped his shirt.
- Ladies?
- Have you been to Peru?
- Yeah.
- Have you tried alpaca?
- No.
- Good for you.
- You know what? - I did it for you.
- Thank you. - Of course.
- I did it all for you. - I did it all for you.
- Did it for you.
- That felt good.