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Dear passengers,
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in a few minutes we will arrive
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at Ministro Pistarini
International Airport.
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The current time
in Buenos Aires is 1:10 a.m.
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The weather conditions are good.
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It is clear, and the temperature
around is 8 degrees Celsius.
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On behalf of the captain and entire crew,
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we wish you a pleasant stay.
Thank you for flying...
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NOTHING
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Nada.
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What?
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Antonia!
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Hey!
The package has arrived!
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Hey, pal!
You're here!
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My friend...
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Episode five.
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To throw butter on the ceiling.
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Tirar manteca al techo.
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To waste with crude ostentation
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something that one
possesses in abundance.
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You must be tired.
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For now, let's sleep.
We'll talk tomorrow.
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Alright.
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- Antonia.
- Yes?
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- Help the mister.
- Okay.
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- See you tomorrow. Bye.
- See you tomorrow. Bye.
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Hey.
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- Thanks.
- Okay.
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Thank you.
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Good night!
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No, no. No, no.
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Yeah...
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I... uh...
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Phobia.
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Pho...
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Wait. Wait.
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I need at least one open door.
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Always. I beg you.
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- Do you understand?
- Yes. Good night.
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Good night. Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Hm.
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Sorry!
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Sorry, sorry.
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Always an open door.
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Sorry.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, dear.
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- Did you sleep well?
- Very well, thank you.
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Where are your socks?
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I learned it from Antonia.
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She's always barefoot.
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It's liberating.
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Since when does
an old dog learn new tricks? But, OK.
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Are you ready for breakfast?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Antonia!
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That is very good. Very, very practical.
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Pay attention, Antonia.
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- This class is also for you.
- Yes.
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Repeat it after me.
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Medialuna.
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The shape says it all.
Half moon.
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Media... medialuna.
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I know the medialuna.
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This is a "vigilante."
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A guard.
A policeman.
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- Vigilante.
- Perfect.
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Here's where it gets rough.
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Cañoncito de dulce de leche.
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A cannon.
Like in war, get it?
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Yeah, yeah.
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"Can... canon," boom!
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No, no. Cañón, cañón.
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With the mouth, ñón.
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- Cañón.
- That's it.
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Con dulce de leche.
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- What?
- Con dulce de leche.
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Dulce de leche.
Moving on.
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This is a churro.
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Pay attention to the double "R."
Churro.
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Churro.
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Excellent.
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One last thing.
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The most difficult of all.
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Bola de fraile.
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- What's that mean?
- Friar's testicle.
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It is very explicit.
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These are the balls...
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the testicles... of a friar.
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Bola de fraile.
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Perfect.
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You're a true Argentinian.
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Thanks.
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Dig in.
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Very, very, very sweet.
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Too sweet.
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Yeah.
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Have some mate to cut the sweetness.
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Drink it.
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Strong.
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Go get me
half a pill of trimebutine.
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It seems to me
that his stomach is weak,
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and I need him well for lunch.
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Okay.
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Strong?
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Strong, yes. Thanks.
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Interesting.
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The Obelisk is Buenos Aires' symbol.
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It was heavily criticized at first,
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but it seems that the porteños
ended up liking that phallic symbol.
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- Got it?
- Yes, got it.
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But I...
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The one in Washington
I think is bigger.
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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You think so?
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You don't say.
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My good man, how are you?
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Great. Starving.
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A good steak, then?
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Of course.
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- With eggs, right?
- Of course.
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Doneness?
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He doesn't understand.
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Bring him what I like.
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Let me introduce my friend Vincent.
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Take good care of him.
He is a very important person.
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Really? And...
what does the gentleman do?
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He is a writer, a journalist.
One of the most important in the world.
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- No, no.
- Not "one."
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The most important.
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Don't you speak
a little bit of Spanish?
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Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.
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A little.
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I'll tell you the rest, dear.
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A chorizo,
a black pudding, some gizzards,
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and a chicory
and garlic salad with olive oil.
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Here's the wine menu.
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Take your time.
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Any wine will be overwhelmed
by the chorizo steak,
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so it doesn't matter.
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Bring a house wine
and some sparkling water, please.
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Waiter...
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Chimichurri, please.
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Of course.
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I know that, chimichurri.
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{\an8}She seems very nice, Antonia.
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{\an8}How old is she?
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- 20 years.
- Oh.
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Perfect.
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She'll last you a lifetime.
Your lifetime.
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Can Antonia come to New York
to work for me?
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No way.
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No, no, no...!
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What happened to that girlfriend
you had the last time I was here?
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The very beautiful lady.
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Grace?
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Yeah, Grace.
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- She is still beautiful.
- Oh...
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But we lasted...
very little.
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We're friends.
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You'll see her at the presentation.
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- Oh.
- If you're interested.
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- No, no, thanks.
- And you?
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Still a ladies' man?
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Oh...
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I'm actively looking
for my next ex-wife.
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The third time is always the charm.
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I mean, you know,
I-I meet women all the time,
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but it never seems to work out.
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Understand? I'm not like you.
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You're married to the city,
it's a different thing.
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I'm in the middle of a "parrilla"...
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No, parrilla.
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Parrilla.
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Very well, parrilla.
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...with an old friend,
having a wonderful lunch,
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but usually I'm on a plane,
I go here, I go there...
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at a university, accepting an award,
or giving a lecture,
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or having lunch with some president.
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I'm here, I'm there,
I'm everywhere. I'm nowhere.
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So, what woman's
gonna put up with that, right?
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I mean, I already know
two women who haven't,
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and they cost me a fortune.
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Excuse me.
Here's our main star.
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Look at this!
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Nine hundred grams
of grass-fed Angus veal.
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Pure tenderness.
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Oh, no.
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That... that...
that spoon has to be sharp.
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He says
the spoon must be sharp.
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Let's turn it around, then.
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Okay.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful, he said.
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Beautiful.
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Look here. Closer.
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Closer.
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That's it. "Whisky!"
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One more.
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Yeah, "whisky."
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There we go.
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Let's see.
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- Great. Great.
- Good.
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- Bye, guys.
- Bye, bye...
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Let's go.
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We've walked so much, I'm dead.
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My feet are killing me.
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Well, I'm sweating.
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It's just such a big, big city.
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Humongous.
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Yes.
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So?
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This is called pira caldo.
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It is a restorative broth,
so you can recover from your walk.
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Holy shit, this is sublime.
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What did he say?
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"Shit" means "awful."
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He says he finds it horrible.
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Hm...
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Why eat it if he doesn't like it?
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Antonia,
you're a wonderful cook.
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Wonderful. You should leave this guy
and open your own restaurant.
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He says cooking this badly,
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you'll never get a job
in any restaurant.
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Mmm.
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Tell him I don't care.
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No. Don't say anything.
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Very good. Very, very good.
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So he likes it?
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I didn't understand what he just said.
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But for me, as far as I can tell,
it's flawless.
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You could even open your own restaurant.
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If Celsa saw you, poor thing...
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Well, not "poor thing."
She had a rotten personality.
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Don't say that.
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Delicious.
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Delicious.
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I don't get him.
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It's so good.
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So what else?
That same week,
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you'll meet Japan's Prime Minister...
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- Uh-huh.
- ...just before the G7 in Brussels.
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And then I have
that thing in Brussels too.
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You're being granted
the Honoris Causa degree
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at the Université Libre de Bruxelles.
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Yeah.
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Then, in Paris,
you have the MasterClass at the...
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Let's not do
the MasterClass. Let's...
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Let's postpone it.
Not postpone it.
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- Let's just reschedule it.
- I'll try.
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- I can't.
- Well...
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How's it going in Buenos Aires?
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I'm having a good time
at a friend of mine's house,
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particular type of house.
Kind of interesting, though.
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I'll send you some pictures.
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So, I'm going this afternoon
to the presentation of the book,
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then I'm going to the airport,
and I'll be in New York tomorrow.
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What time do I get in tomorrow?
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- You land at 9:30...
- OK.
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...and then right away we have
that big brunch with the editors.
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Oh, I can't--I can't eat a lot.
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I can't think about food
for another couple of days.
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I'll do something, but simple.
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OK, so, I... I'll tone it down.
Light breakfast, something simple.
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- Okay?
- Okay. See you then.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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See you tomorrow.
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I'm just going to park, then I'll go in.
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Are you ready?
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Yes, let's go.
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00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,277
Hello?
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Hey, Aunt. Is something wrong?
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{\an8}NOTHING
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Hello, everyone, it's my pleasure
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to be here with my friend Manuel,
and I would like to start
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to read you an excerpt from his book.
277
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I have the text in English because, um...
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00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,927
I don't speak Spanish, and I...
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00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,721
I don't have the courage
to read it in Spanish.
280
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:35,517
So please bear with me, and I hope
I do justice to--to Manuel's work.
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"The chorizo enigma.
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00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,106
What a leap of faith it requires..."
283
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:48,280
The door, open, please? Open.
284
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,365
The door, please.
285
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,951
The door
must always stay open, please.
286
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,120
- Thanks.
- Go on.
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00:15:55,663 --> 00:16:00,250
"The chorizo enigma.
What a leap of faith it requires
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to surrender to the vital experience
of such a noble element
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of the national idiosyncrasy.
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00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:11,220
Its mysterious filling
and its controversial variants
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remain prodigiously hidden
until it is too late.
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00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:19,770
But let's move on
to the highest manifestation of chorizo:
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the choripán.
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Essential, minimalist,
austere, stripped.
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A chorizo within a piece of bread.
And that's it."
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00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,577
Sorry.
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00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,832
Excuse me.
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"Let us now delve
into some aspects
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of chorizo that are not culinary,
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but rather sociological
and anthropological..."
301
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,969
Antonia, where are you, dear?
302
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,470
It has already started.
303
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,638
I came back home.
304
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,099
I wanted to clean everything up
before I go.
305
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,434
Go where?
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00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,185
To Paraguay.
307
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,063
To Paraguay? What happened?
308
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,858
My grandmother had a stroke.
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00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,234
She is hospitalized.
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00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,445
It is very serious.
311
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,031
My aunt called me
just as I was about to enter,
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00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,160
and I didn't want to say anything
not to ruin his book presentation.
313
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,163
My bus leaves
from Liniers Station in two hours.
314
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,749
Tell him that I'm sorry.
315
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:36,013
"We now turn
to a medical issue related to chorizo.
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As we know, the fat content
of chorizo is very high,
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which would lead us to assume
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that its consumption
would make our cholesterol skyrocket.
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00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:50,903
But no. Chorizo is completely
harmless to our health.
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There is a convincing and irrefutable
scientific explanation.
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00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,245
Chorizo does not harm you
because you eat it happily.
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You eat it with high defenses.
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At that moment,
you are absolutely immune.
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It is the famous good cholesterol,
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in spite of what
the medical eminences say,
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who know absolutely nothing."
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00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,222
Thank you.
And now I leave you with Manuel.
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00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,856
- The hell's going on?
- Amigo mio, I have to go.
329
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:32,736
I need you to face
the rest of the presentation alone.
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00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,613
It is a case of force majeure...
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00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,073
Antonia.
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Use my notes, if you want to fill in.
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00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,286
Ladies, gentlemen...
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00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,082
an unforeseen situation has arisen.
335
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,085
But I leave you in very good hands.
336
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,253
Thanks.
337
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,091
Give me some money.
338
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,719
After this is finished,
he needs to be driven to the airport.
339
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,388
Can I trust you with that?
340
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,472
Always.
341
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,765
Good. Thanks.
342
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,727
Thanks.
343
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,276
Well, there's been
a slight change of plans.
344
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,663
Hey, there.
345
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,374
Can you take me
to Rocha and Garibaldi for 500 pesos?
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00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,417
Not enough.
347
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,669
But I take card, transfer,
virtual wallet...
348
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,504
Well, I have none of those.
349
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,173
Take me for 500 pesos, come on.
350
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,550
You damn son of a bitch!
351
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:40,596
Manuel has
an emergency to attend to, so, um...
352
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,182
he asked me to read his notes.
353
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,602
So...
354
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,899
"Do not forget
to thank the assholes
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00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,525
from the publishing company..."
356
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,619
A ticket, please.
357
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,621
I'm going to Rocha and Garibaldi.
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00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,748
Curse my rotten luck.
Just another dumbass.
359
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,584
- Pardon me?
- Don't you have the card?
360
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,085
I have cash. How much is it?
361
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,087
No, I can't.
You have to get a card,
362
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,089
buy fares and only then
can you come...
363
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,382
Just take this.
364
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,092
I can't. I'm sorry, but I can't.
365
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,970
But it's 500 pesos.
It's way more than the fare costs!
366
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,055
Yes, but...
367
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,724
Goddammit!
Let him in! I'm late for work!
368
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,309
Come in, come in. Go, go, go.
369
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,394
- That's it.
- Good morning. Up, come on.
370
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023
Good morning. Come on up.
371
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,653
- Grandpa, have a seat.
- No way. Grandpa? Screw that.
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00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,239
It's fine, chubby.
Keep the seat.
373
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,928
Look,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
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00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,348
I would like to close this presentation
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00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,518
by telling you
a little bit about my friend...
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00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,104
Manuel Tamayo Prats.
377
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,566
Manuel is the reason
why everyone is here.
378
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,944
Well, everyone but him, so...
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00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,448
I met him at the end of the '80s,
on a trip to Buenos Aires.
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00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:28,120
The local committee wanted to give me
a gastronomic tour of the city...
381
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,874
and Manuel was in charge
of selecting the restaurants.
382
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,376
Antonia!
383
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,753
That's how we got to know each other.
384
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,635
Mr. Manuel,
I apologize for rushing off like that.
385
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,680
My grandma is hospitalized,
and I must care for my daughter.
386
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,725
I leave at five for Asunción
on the Guaraní Express.
387
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,312
I promise I'll call you when I get home.
388
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,189
Thank you so much
for everything you did for me.
389
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,029
The Manuel I met 30 years ago
390
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,906
has nothing to do
with the Manuel I met now.
391
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,660
That Manuel, full of dogmas and habits,
392
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,495
emotionally handicapped,
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00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,874
incapable of doing
even the simplest tasks,
394
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:18,670
so dependent, and at the same time,
capricious like no one else--
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00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:23,216
brilliant, yes,
but also snobbish and frivolous--
396
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,678
that idiotic genius no longer exists.
397
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:30,682
And the force behind this change
is a Paraguayan girl
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00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,268
who's four times younger than he is,
399
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:36,021
but with five times
more life experience and history.
400
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:40,359
The triumph of the ordinary
over the banal.
401
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:52,996
Eh...
402
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,498
Hey! Hey!
403
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,375
Sir!
404
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,501
What happened?
405
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,461
My grandmother is very ill.
406
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,382
My daughter is staying with my aunt,
but she can't take care of her anymore.
407
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,008
What a bummer!
408
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,177
But everything will be fine.
409
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,013
Okay. Good luck, Antonia.
410
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,349
Thanks. You didn't have to come.
411
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,311
It's not every day my best housekeeper
returns to Paraguay.
412
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,188
The best?
413
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,232
Well, second best.
414
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,568
I'll pay you the month in full, okay?
415
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,196
There's something I wanted to tell you.
416
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,280
What?
417
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,699
- I lied to you!
- About what?
418
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,993
About my license.
419
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:35,122
I didn't pass the exam,
and they didn't give me the license.
420
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,792
I didn't want to tell you
so you wouldn't kick me out again. Sorry!
421
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,293
Sorry.
422
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,254
Well, have a good trip!
423
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,686
Now my friend
is a better guy thanks to her.
424
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:02,357
Willing to face adventure,
to fend for himself...
425
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,527
something unprecedented in him.
426
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,574
Enjoy Manuel's book. It's unique.
427
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,825
Thank you.
428
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:43,523
{\an8}NEW YORK USA
429
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,322
How did it end?
430
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,742
Well, Manuel did not
forget Antonia, as expected.
431
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:57,287
And the story continued
in a humble village in Paraguay.
432
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,833
{\an8}BUENOS AIRES DINER
433
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,134
- Thank you.
- Bon appetite.
434
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,678
PARAGUAYAN POSTAL SERVICE
435
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:37,410
Why am I telling you
the whole story about Manuel?
436
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,704
Because he's having surgery today.
437
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,457
He finally took courage,
and he made up his mind.
438
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,669
I like the fact that he chose
to have the intervention.
439
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,963
I think it's a vital
and optimistic decision.
440
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,214
Bravo, Manuel.
441
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,634
Excuse me.
442
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:58,598
Remember that I made
a reservation for dinner tonight?
443
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:12,028
I want to toast with you
for my friend Manuel,
444
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,365
and may he be lucky
in this damn operation.
445
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,825
Manuel!
446
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,162
{\an8}Kisses.
447
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,212
Phone.
448
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,965
The glasses too, please.
449
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,260
Thanks.
450
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,106
Oh.
451
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,609
Speak of the devil.
452
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,360
It's a message from Manuel.
453
00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:58,283
Hello. You know I must get
a difficult procedure.
454
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:02,078
I'm recording this video
in case things don't go well.
455
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,747
In case I die.
456
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:08,627
I had a lot to say in this message,
457
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,212
which could become posthumous.
458
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,965
But I realized that the things
459
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:17,010
I've always believed
were transcendent and important
460
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,429
now seem stupid to me.
461
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,058
If I'm honest, I don't have shit to say.
462
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,394
All the nonsense I had to say,
I already said in life.
463
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,855
So I've exhausted my repertoire.
464
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,275
But in order not to disappoint
my esteemed audience,
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00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,944
I'll tell you one very important thing:
466
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,240
Live and let live,
and don't be annoying.
467
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:41,785
Kisses.
468
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,091
What else
can I tell you about Manuel?
469
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,972
Nothing.
470
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,100
Subtitle translation by:
Mariana Rodríguez Mustafa