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<i>-["Lovely Day" by Bill Withers playing]</i>
<i>-</i>{\an8}♪ When I wake up in the morning, love ♪

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{\an8}<i>♪ And the sunlight hurts my eyes ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And something without warning, love ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Bears heavy on my mind… ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>[man] Mabel. You ain't gonna believe this.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You won't believe this. Look here.</i>
<i>Look at what Brown's doing.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What he doin'?</i>

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{\an8}<i>He gettin' ready to burn down</i>
<i>the whole damn neighborhood.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Go out there and tell him</i>
<i>that's too much damn lighter fluid.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What's wrong with Brown?</i>

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{\an8}<i>I ain't finna go out there.</i>

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{\an8}<i>He's getting ready</i>
<i>to start a chemical fire.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You think I wanna be in a chemical fire?</i>

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{\an8}<i>That happened to me</i>
<i>in 1972 when I was on that oil rig.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Burned up all my gonads.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Joe, if he burn down the damn house,</i>
<i>where you gonna live?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Under that big-ass dress</i>
<i>with the rest of them critters. [chuckles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>You know, I don't know</i>
<i>why the hell I let you live in my house.</i>

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{\an8}<i>'Cause you can't afford</i>
<i>to stay here by your damn self.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You wanna bet? You know what I'mma do?</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'mma take you upstairs and put you</i>
<i>in one of them trunks in the attic</i>

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{\an8}<i>and let your ass</i>
<i>dry rot and get your check</i>

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{\an8}<i>till them white folk</i>
<i>figure out what the hell happened to you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You right. I'mma go on out there.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Joe, you better get on outta here,</i>
<i>do what I tell you to do up in my house.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hell, I gotta be up in here cooking</i>

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{\an8}<i>like I'm damn Aunt Jemima</i>
<i>or somebody for this boy</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Brown?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-The hell you doin'?</i>
<i>-I'm makin' a fire.</i>

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{\an8}<i>See, I'm gonna make this big for</i>
<i>my great-grandson's graduation barbecue.</i>

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{\an8}<i>If you gonna make smoked ribs,</i>
<i>you got to make a big fire.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You 'bout to kill your damn…</i>
<i>You 'bout to kill your damn self.</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, Joe. If you make it like--</i>

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{\an8}<i>This how you make holy meat.</i>
<i>You ever made holy meat?</i>

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{\an8}<i>If you gonna do that, you got to have</i>
<i>a fire like a fiery furnace.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-That's what you gotta do.</i>
<i>-Brown, you gettin' ready to k--</i>

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{\an8}<i>Lucky you didn't mess up my damn--</i>

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<i>Are you puttin' gasoline?</i>
<i>You lost your damn mind.</i>

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<i>This how you make it.</i>

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<i>If you ain't gonna come and help,</i>
<i>just go in the house.</i>

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<i>Okay. Great, great. I'mma help you.</i>

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<i>-You got a match?</i>
<i>-Yes. Here's a match.</i>

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<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-Do me a favor.</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-Praise the Lord.</i>

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<i>-Praise the Lord.</i>
<i>-Don't light it until I get inside.</i>

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<i>-Okay, okay.</i>
<i>-Here you go.</i>

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<i>-Give me that, Joe.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

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<i>This how you make meat.</i>
<i>You gotta have your smoke wet.</i>

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<i>Taste it on your finger like that, Joe.</i>

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<i>-[Joe] Mabel!</i>
<i>-It just need a little more.</i>

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<i>I just wanna ask you something.</i>

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<i>I know you want barbecue ribs,</i>
<i>barbecue pork and beans,</i>

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<i>barbecue all that stuff</i>
<i>for this boy's graduation party,</i>

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<i>but do you have any room</i>
<i>for a roasted nigga?</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-He about to--</i>

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<i>-[explosion]</i>
<i>-[Brown screams]</i>

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<i>The hell?</i>

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<i>[screaming]</i>

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<i>What I tell ya? He on fire.</i>

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<i>He on-- [chuckles] He on fire.</i>
<i>[chuckles] He on fire.</i>

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<i>-[screaming]</i>
<i>-Hey, hey, boy, hey.</i>

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<i>This motherfucker is actually on fire.</i>

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<i>[screaming]</i>

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<i>He on fire.</i>

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<i>[Joe] The hell wrong with you?</i>

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<i>-[Brown] I'm burning!</i>
<i>-Hold on. Hold on. I'm comin'.</i>

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<i>[faucet runs]</i>

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<i>Okay, I'mma put him out.</i>

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<i>[Brown screaming]</i>

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<i>The hell?</i>

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<i>I told your dumb ass not to get over</i>
<i>that flame with that lighter fluid.</i>

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<i>-Brown? Brown? Oh hell. Brown?</i>
<i>-[Brown shouting] Help me! [screaming]</i>

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<i>-Oh hell!</i>
<i>-[Brown screaming]</i>

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<i>-[Brown] Help, I'm burning!</i>
<i>-Gonna burn up my tree.</i>

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<i>[Joe] You worried about a tree?</i>

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<i>-One of y'all put me out! Joe!</i>
<i>-[grunts]</i>

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<i>-Catch his ass.</i>
<i>-Get him.</i>

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<i>I got a light though.</i>

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<i>-Yo, trip him, trip him.</i>
<i>-I got it.</i>

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<i>[screaming] Joe! [grunts]</i>

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<i>Help!</i>

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<i>[spitting]</i>

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<i>You gonna buy me another damn tree.</i>

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<i>[Brown] Mabel, nobody gonna buy no tree.</i>
<i>I'm burnin' over here.</i>

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<i>I hope you don't keloid, Brown.</i>
<i>It's all right.</i>

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<i>I just planted this tree.</i>

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<i>-Shit! I gotta pay the water bill.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Help.</i>

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<i>Hush your mouth, hell.</i>

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<i>[Brown] Help.</i>

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<i>Help!</i>

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<i>Get him up.</i>

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<i>[man] Can you believe we're graduating?</i>

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{\an8}<i>[scoffs] Yes, I can, man.</i>
<i>That was a lot of hard work.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, you aced it.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And so did you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I did okay,</i>
<i>but you were the valedictorian.</i>

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<i>[chuckles] Hey, that's right.</i>

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<i>-[clicks tongue] Ah!</i>
<i>-[both laughing]</i>

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<i>Let's get to your great-grandma's house.</i>
<i>All right, let's go.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hey, look, what is the rush, man?</i>
<i>Look, we…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Dinner's not till seven.</i>
<i>We will get there. It will be great.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I don't know what the rush is,</i>
<i>but I know what the delay is.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You don't wanna tell them.</i>
<i>-No, I don't.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I don't wanna pressure you into this,</i>
<i>but it's 2021.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We graduate in two days. They should know.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I know, dude, I know. It's just that like…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Look, my family is different, okay?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Look at my family.</i>

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{\an8}<i>My father is West Indian,</i>
<i>my mother is from Ireland,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and I grew up in the Netherlands,</i>
<i>until my dad passed.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And because my mom</i>
<i>had passed years earlier,</i>

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{\an8}<i>I moved to Ireland</i>
<i>to live with my great-aunt Agnes</i>

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{\an8}<i>until I came here to go</i>
<i>to a historically Black college.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Now who's the one with the family</i>
<i>with the different opinions?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-It's Davi for the win.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You win. You win on that. You're right.</i>
<i>-[chuckling] Thank you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I do look forward to meeting them someday.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, yeah. Well, let's not rush that.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mmm. So… so I can confront my family,</i>

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{\an8}<i>but you can't confront</i>
<i>your great-aunt Agnes? Is that what I got?</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, that's a completely different story</i>
<i>because I feel like your mom</i>

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{\an8}<i>is really open-minded,</i>
<i>so she will be okay with this.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-I know it.</i>
<i>-Ah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Okay, yeah, but my dad will not be.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, to hell with your dad.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Davi, why do you hate my dad so much?</i>

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{\an8}<i>You really have to ask?</i>
<i>After all he did to you and your mom?</i>

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{\an8}<i>See, you know, that's why</i>
<i>I'm not telling you nothin' else.</i>

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<i>You don't forget nothing.</i>

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<i>Look… [sighs] …he will be there tonight.</i>

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<i>So please, whatever you do,</i>
<i>do not get into it with him.</i>

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<i>Okay? Good?</i>

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<i>-[woman] It's hot out here today.</i>
<i>-[Brown] I know, Cora. I was hotter.</i>

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<i>[Cora] You was hotter?</i>

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<i>[Joe] You ain't gonna</i>
<i>believe what happened.</i>

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<i>Brown tried to go all rotisserie</i>
<i>on us and shit.</i>

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<i>-Uncle Joe.</i>
<i>-[Joe] What? Hell.</i>

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<i>Cora, I don't wanna go to hell.</i>

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<i>Hell, no. I don't wanna go.</i>

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<i>Cora, I was lighting that fire to make</i>
<i>the barbecue for my… my famous chicken,</i>

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<i>and boom, it got me, girl.</i>

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<i>-[Cora] What?</i>
<i>-[Brown] I feel bad for them chickens.</i>

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<i>-I feel bad.</i>
<i>-Chickens? What are you talkin' about?</i>

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<i>[Joe] Set hisself on fire.</i>

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<i>He gonna be a jigga now.</i>
<i>He ain't finna eat no more chicken.</i>

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<i>-[Brown] Yes--</i>
<i>-He put gasoline on--</i>

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<i>-What?</i>
<i>-[Joe] He put everything on the grill--</i>

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<i>Thought I was makin' it big, Joe.</i>
<i>I was makin' it big.</i>

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<i>-Wait a minute now--</i>
<i>-Well, your ass got burned big, big-time.</i>

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<i>Are you all right?</i>

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<i>Oh, yes. Thank you so much</i>
<i>for asking, baby.</i>

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<i>I'm good, but my knee</i>
<i>been bothering me a little bit.</i>

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<i>I gotta go to a doctor</i>
<i>and get it looked at.</i>

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<i>Uncle Joe, I'm talking to Mr. Brown.</i>
<i>Are you okay?</i>

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<i>Ah, Cora, yes, I'm… Well, yes and no.</i>
<i>I'm not fine. It's like I went to hell.</i>

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<i>-You went--</i>
<i>-Yes, I went to hell, and Madea was there.</i>

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<i>And I said, "This definitely not</i>
<i>the right place for me."</i>

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<i>-Ooh.</i>
<i>-Here.</i>

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<i>Now you wanna bring him some damn water.</i>

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<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Joe, shut the hell up.</i>

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<i>I done burnt up already.</i>

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<i>Hey, Cora. How you doin', baby?</i>

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<i>-Hey, Madea. Can you take this bag?</i>
<i>-Ooh, girl, I like that green dress.</i>

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<i>I'm not gonna take nothing.</i>
<i>I like the dress though. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>Aw, Madea, you can take this bag.</i>

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<i>What the hell I look like to you,</i>
<i>a bellman?</i>

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<i>Yeah, well, you look like</i>
<i>two or three bellmans if you ask me.</i>

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<i>-She look like bells-men.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Would y'all--</i>

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<i>She… she look like horsepower.</i>

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<i>Say somethin' else, Joe.</i>
<i>Just shut up. Shut up while you livin'.</i>

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<i>Shut up while you got your nuts.</i>

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<i>Please, please shut up.</i>
<i>I'll put 'em in that nutcracker.</i>

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<i>-Oh, Lord.</i>
<i>-Oh, Joe.</i>

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<i>Madea, now look, I went to the store</i>
<i>to get everything we needed.</i>

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<i>You could just hold this bag.</i>
<i>I had to drive way across town.</i>

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<i>I know you had to drive</i>
<i>way across town, Cora.</i>

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<i>Every time I go to the store,</i>
<i>something done burned down</i>

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<i>or boarded up</i>
<i>'cause people protesting all over.</i>

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<i>I don't understand</i>

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<i>why they didn't burn up</i>
<i>the whole neighborhood.</i>

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<i>We don't need that store.</i>
<i>We need to burn everything</i>

183
00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,715
<i>in the neighborhood down.</i>
<i>Burn it all down.</i>

184
00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,592
<i>Joe, what kind of sense it make to burn up</i>

185
00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,428
<i>your own damn neighborhood</i>
<i>'cause you upset about something?</i>

186
00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,556
<i>What the hell kind of sense it make</i>
<i>what these police doin' to Black people?</i>

187
00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,892
<i>-Burn it all down.</i>
<i>-Oh, I'mma… I'm finna punch him.</i>

188
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,354
<i>Well, I'm just glad they didn't burn down</i>
<i>the church 'cause it's in the same block.</i>

189
00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:01,273
<i>You know that's right, Cora.</i>
<i>Thank God that church did not burn down.</i>

190
00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:02,733
<i>-Hallelujer.</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

191
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,984
<i>-Hallelujer.</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

192
00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:06,153
<i>Hallelujer, thank God</i>
<i>that church didn't burn down.</i>

193
00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:08,197
<i>Madea, I'm so glad</i>
<i>you standin' up for the church.</i>

194
00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,114
<i>That's beautiful.</i>

195
00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,242
<i>-I don't care nothin' about that church.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

196
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,369
<i>It's just right next door</i>
<i>to my favorite liquor store.</i>

197
00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,871
<i>So, you more concerned</i>
<i>about the liquor store than the church?</i>

198
00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:16,914
<i>That's wrong, Madea.</i>

199
00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,999
<i>Nothing's wrong.</i>
<i>Here's what you don't understand.</i>

200
00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,168
<i>-Jesus, the Lord God Almighty…</i>
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>

201
00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:22,753
<i>He can turn water into wine.</i>

202
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,671
<i>-He did.</i>
<i>-Yes, he did.</i>

203
00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,464
<i>I got to go</i>
<i>to the liquor store to get mine.</i>

204
00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,300
<i>Won't somebody praise Him? [laughs]</i>

205
00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:30,010
<i>What? You need to stop that foolishness.</i>

206
00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,096
<i>Come on, Madea,</i>
<i>we gotta get started on this dinner.</i>

207
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,390
<i>That's all right, Cora.</i>
<i>We'll go to Red Lobster tonight,</i>

208
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,308
<i>and we come back here tomorrow</i>
<i>for the barbecue.</i>

209
00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:39,895
<i>Yeah, oh, I like Red Lobster, yeah.</i>
<i>That's where me and B go all the time.</i>

210
00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:41,855
<i>Oh, B? Who is B?</i>

211
00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,816
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

212
00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,942
<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-[flies buzzing]</i>

213
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,028
<i>-Give me that bag. Let's go in the house.</i>
<i>-Is it me, or is Mabel drawing bugs?</i>

214
00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:51,156
<i>Would you stop that? I need y'all</i>
<i>to go get the stuff out the car.</i>

215
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,908
<i>Go on, get the stuff out the car.</i>

216
00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:55,369
<i>-[grunts]</i>
<i>-[Cora] We can get started on this.</i>

217
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,537
<i>[Brown, Joe] All right.</i>

218
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,871
<i>Hurry up and get the stuff out--</i>

219
00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,249
<i>Mr. Brown, what is goin' on</i>
<i>with the back of your clothes?</i>

220
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,750
<i>All your behind is out.</i>

221
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,335
<i>Cora, I thought I felt a breeze.</i>

222
00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,921
<i>It must've been when I burnt, Cora.</i>
<i>Can you see anything?</i>

223
00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:07,256
<i>I see everything.</i>

224
00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:11,010
<i>-[Brown] Can you see anything, Cora?</i>
<i>-Yes. You need to cover yourself up.</i>

225
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,679
<i>You got all kinda hair back…</i>
<i>You need to shave that.</i>

226
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,015
<i>-Cora, can you see?</i>
<i>-[Cora] Look like a baboon back there.</i>

227
00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,641
<i>-Cora, you see?</i>
<i>-[Cora] Lord have mercy.</i>

228
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,893
<i>[Cora] Yes, I see it. It looks terrible.</i>

229
00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,563
<i>I don't know how the hell</i>
<i>she get chairs in that damn car.</i>

230
00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,148
<i>-At church--</i>
<i>-Get the groceries.</i>

231
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,775
<i>-[Brown] I'll get the bags.</i>
<i>-Take 'em all around to the backyard.</i>

232
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:30,529
<i>Okay. Joe, you didn't…</i>
<i>Why you didn't tell me my butt was out?</i>

233
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,157
<i>I… I been trying not to look</i>
<i>at that ugly mother…</i>

234
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,116
<i>Okay.</i>

235
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,661
<i>Well, come to think of it,</i>
<i>I have done a couple mothers.</i>

236
00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,497
<i>Hey, what you keep bending over…</i>

237
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,915
<i>I'm trying to get the stuff, Joe.</i>

238
00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,294
<i>You 'bout to make me throw the damn up.</i>
<i>I'm about to throw the damn up.</i>

239
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,088
<i>Well, just get the chairs</i>
<i>and put all the chairs up.</i>

240
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,257
<i>You move the chair. I can't look at you.</i>

241
00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:51,675
<i>-You ain't got--</i>
<i>-Hush, hush, hush.</i>

242
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,427
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-Hush, hush, hush, hush.</i>

243
00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,179
<i>Ooh, smells Cajun back here.</i>

244
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,597
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-What y'all cooking? Hey!</i>

245
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,224
<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-Hey there, baby. How you doin'?</i>

246
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,809
<i>Uh, hello,</i>

247
00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:04,229
<i>uh, baby, my name is Joe. I'm a Capricorn.</i>

248
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,441
<i>-Uh, I'm Mr. Brown, and I'm a… a…</i>
<i>-Asshole.</i>

249
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,276
<i>-Leo.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Oh, he's a Leo.</i>

250
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,737
<i>-How you doin', Mr. Brown and Mr. Joe?</i>
<i>-[Joe] Depend on--</i>

251
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,530
<i>Wait, you know my name?</i>

252
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,032
<i>Of course.</i>

253
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,700
<i>Yes, this is Sylvia.</i>

254
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:20,454
<i>Oh, that's right, baby. I'm so sorry.</i>
<i>I remember, Coachella or…</i>

255
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,873
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Oh no. No, no. Super Bowl?</i>

256
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,876
<i>All-Star Weekend. [chuckles]</i>
<i>You sexy as hell. What's your name?</i>

257
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,170
<i>-Okay, I'm sick to the stomach.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Joe.</i>

258
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,881
<i>I wish… I was a mirror</i>

259
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,093
<i>so I can see myself</i>
<i>inside of you. [chuckles]</i>

260
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,762
<i>-Is he serious?</i>
<i>-I wish you would stop that.</i>

261
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:37,680
<i>-Joe.</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

262
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,723
<i>-That's your grandniece.</i>
<i>-What is happening?</i>

263
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,141
<i>[Brown] That's kin to you.</i>

264
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:43,268
<i>[Joe] My grandniece?</i>
<i>What the hell is a grandniece?</i>

265
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:46,522
<i>I'm from Alabama.</i>
<i>After daughter, it don't damn matter.</i>

266
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,108
<i>-When you get to cousin, you good.</i>
<i>-Oh Lord.</i>

267
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,276
<i>That's just terr… Joe, that's ridiculous.</i>

268
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,071
<i>-Y'all go in the house.</i>
<i>-I'm not here for this incest.</i>

269
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,156
<i>-Good to see you.</i>
<i>-Good to see you too.</i>

270
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,410
<i>Go on. Ooh, go in there. [grunts]</i>

271
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,621
<i>Damn, look at you walking like…</i>

272
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,040
<i>Damn, Brown! Hell! Shit!</i>

273
00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:05,958
<i>What?</i>

274
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:06,959
<i>Shit.</i>

275
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,919
<i>-[indistinct chattering]</i>
<i>-Hey!</i>

276
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,421
<i>Hey, look at her.</i>

277
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,840
<i>Look at this. Hey, babe, how you been?</i>

278
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,550
<i>-Hi!</i>
<i>-Good to see you.</i>

279
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,759
<i>Sit down, Sylvia.</i>

280
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,511
<i>-Oh, thank you.</i>
<i>-Sit down.</i>

281
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,513
<i>You look so good. Both of y'all look good.</i>

282
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,432
<i>-[Sylvia] Thank you.</i>
<i>-Did y'all ride together?</i>

283
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:25,477
<i>Yes. I told her I was fine,</i>
<i>but she insisted on picking me up.</i>

284
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,980
<i>You know I didn't want you</i>
<i>on the road in that old car alone.</i>

285
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:28,939
<i>-That's sweet.</i>
<i>-Thanks.</i>

286
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,524
<i>-That is so sweet.</i>
<i>-[Sylvia] I got you.</i>

287
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,151
<i>There's nothing like a good girlfriend…</i>

288
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,068
<i>That's right.</i>

289
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,445
<i>[Cora] …to look out for you.</i>

290
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,947
<i>-That's so sweet.</i>
<i>-Thank you for letting me stay here.</i>

291
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,323
<i>[Madea] Oh, you're so welcome.</i>

292
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:41,493
<i>You can come here</i>
<i>anytime you want, day or night.</i>

293
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,621
<i>Long as you don't stay too long.</i>
<i>You leavin' right after graduation, right?</i>

294
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,789
<i>Ma--</i>

295
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,375
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Okay, good. Just right after, right?</i>

296
00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:50,794
<i>-As soon as it's over, y'all going home.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Madea!</i>

297
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,129
<i>Oh, is Ellie here?</i>

298
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,882
<i>Oh, well, she called</i>
<i>and said that she was on her way,</i>

299
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,967
<i>but she's gettin' off work.</i>
<i>She just got off duty.</i>

300
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,804
<i>[sighs] Okay. I worry about my sister</i>
<i>being a cop with all that's goin' on.</i>

301
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,182
<i>Me too, sweetheart. I worry about her.</i>

302
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,767
<i>-Know what I worry about?</i>
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>

303
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,727
<i>-I worry about her comin' up in here.</i>
<i>-Why?</i>

304
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,521
<i>With all these damn warrants I got,</i>
<i>every time I see her, I be worried.</i>

305
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,607
<i>I be like, "Baby don't come up in here."</i>

306
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,692
<i>"I wanna hug you, but don't frisk me."</i>

307
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,570
<i>I know that's your daughter,</i>
<i>but Lord have mercy, Cora. Mm-mm.</i>

308
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,571
<i>[chuckles]</i>

309
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,033
<i>-Well, she just be looking out for you.</i>
<i>-No, no. I… I got too many warrants.</i>

310
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,619
<i>Sylvia's a lawyer.</i>
<i>She can help you out with that.</i>

311
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,536
<i>[Cora] Yeah.</i>

312
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,872
<i>Last time Brown tried to help me,</i>
<i>I went down to court,</i>

313
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,082
<i>they told me that I had to, uh… uh, pay a…</i>

314
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,876
<i>What they call… what they call…</i>
<i>Oh, a fine.</i>

315
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,211
<i>-I gotta pay a fine.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Oh.</i>

316
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,630
<i>I'm like, "You want me</i>
<i>to pay a fine to get a driving license</i>

317
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,131
<i>so I can get insurance?"</i>

318
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,549
<i>"After I done bought my damn car?"</i>

319
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,845
<i>Hell, no, I'm not finna to pay a fine, my…</i>
<i>No. We not do… we don't pay no fines.</i>

320
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,764
<i>They gotta catch me first.</i>

321
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,808
<i>You getting too old for that, Madea.</i>

322
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:49,394
<i>Sometimes you gotta get</i>
<i>some thrills in your life. Do crazy stuff.</i>

323
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,730
<i>I don't wanna die old and…</i>
<i>That's what's keeping me young.</i>

324
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,232
<i>-Running from the police.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

325
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,733
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-Is that the trick?</i>

326
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,945
<i>-Yes. That keep your heart strong.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Don't listen to her.</i>

327
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,030
<i>-You be like this all the time.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Don't listen.</i>

328
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,282
<i>-You been teaching me wrong.</i>
<i>-Don't you listen to that.</i>

329
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,952
<i>-I need some warrants and tennis shoes.</i>
<i>-That's right. That's right.</i>

330
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,830
<i>No, but I called Tim,</i>
<i>and he said he's on his way as well.</i>

331
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,790
<i>-[squeals]</i>
<i>-Yes, my grandbaby.</i>

332
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,835
<i>My baby is graduating.</i>
<i>Oh my God. Can you believe that?</i>

333
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,711
<i>Oh, he said</i>
<i>he wants to tell us an announcement</i>

334
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,797
<i>in front of the whole family</i>
<i>while he here so…</i>

335
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,591
<i>-What you think it is?</i>
<i>-I have no idea, but…</i>

336
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,761
<i>Whatever it is, you know it's good news.</i>
<i>We all know Tim's a great kid.</i>

337
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,222
<i>-His mama did a good job.</i>
<i>-Yes, you did.</i>

338
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,557
<i>In spite of that daddy.</i>

339
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,851
<i>Ooh, baby, don't talk about him.</i>

340
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,436
<i>Speaking of that,</i>
<i>how you doin' after that divorce?</i>

341
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,231
<i>-Lord have mercy.</i>
<i>-Yes, 'cause we know it was bad.</i>

342
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,691
<i>-I'm fine.</i>
<i>-That's good.</i>

343
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,359
<i>-You sure?</i>
<i>-I'm really good. I am.</i>

344
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,279
<i>No, 'cause after that divorce,</i>
<i>you was just looking… [voice drops] …bad.</i>

345
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,321
<i>-Madea!</i>
<i>-What?</i>

346
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,741
<i>-She was just looking… [voice drops] …bad.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Yeah, 'cause we know it was bad.</i>

347
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,660
<i>I'm good. I really am.</i>

348
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,704
<i>Sylvia, she represented me,</i>

349
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,540
<i>and without her I don't know</i>
<i>where or what I would be right now.</i>

350
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,625
<i>Well, I just wish</i>
<i>I could've gotten you more.</i>

351
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,712
<i>What'd I tell you? I told you she</i>
<i>wasn't gonna be able to do right by you.</i>

352
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:57,713
<i>What do you mean?</i>

353
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,549
<i>How she gonna do right by her</i>
<i>when she going through the court system?</i>

354
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,801
<i>If you go through the court,</i>
<i>they tell you what to do.</i>

355
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,054
<i>How the hell a judge gonna make</i>
<i>a decision on what you could and can't do?</i>

356
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,432
<i>Hell no to the judge.</i>
<i>I ain't going with the judge.</i>

357
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,351
<i>You should've come to me.</i>
<i>I'd have got you half of everything.</i>

358
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,896
<i>I'd have got you half of the sofa--</i>
<i>Ask somebody.</i>

359
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,356
<i>In 2004, I took a chainsaw to some shit.</i>

360
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,233
<i>-You better ask somebody.</i>
<i>-I know that's right.</i>

361
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,319
<i>There's the legal way,</i>
<i>then there's the Madea way.</i>

362
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,862
<i>That's right. That's right.</i>

363
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:25,282
<i>Right, exactly. Don't follow her tr--</i>
<i>Don't do that. Don't do that.</i>

364
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:29,286
<i>Oh, sorry. But you look like this divorce</i>
<i>is not affecting you at all, sweetie.</i>

365
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,079
<i>-I'm so happy for you.</i>
<i>-Unbothered.</i>

366
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,749
<i>-That's right. You look so good.</i>
<i>-[Madea] No.</i>

367
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,417
<i>-But she do look good.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

368
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,586
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>
<i>-You look good, but some… Mm-mm.</i>

369
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,921
<i>Uh-uh what?</i>

370
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:42,299
<i>Baby, after somebody had a divorce,</i>
<i>and they go through a bad, rough time,</i>

371
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,177
<i>and they start looking this good,</i>
<i>they usually done found somethin' else.</i>

372
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,513
<i>When you're trying to get over something,</i>
<i>they slip under a man with legs wide open.</i>

373
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,807
<i>-Madea!</i>
<i>-Cora, I can say what I wanna say.</i>

374
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:54,311
<i>All that money I spent helping that girl</i>
<i>pay for that boy to go through college.</i>

375
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,354
<i>"All that money"?</i>

376
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,897
<i>Yes, I spent…</i>

377
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,940
<i>What? How much was…</i>

378
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,275
<i>-I got to go… I got to add it up.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Please add it up.</i>

379
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:04,780
<i>It was $37.95, is what I sent to you</i>
<i>to help put that boy through school.</i>

380
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,323
<i>What's she gonna do with $37?</i>

381
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,909
<i>Ain't about where it come from.</i>
<i>It's what you had to do to get it.</i>

382
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,285
<i>-I see.</i>
<i>-So y'all come on.</i>

383
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,287
<i>Listen, we get some stuff</i>
<i>ready for tomorrow.</i>

384
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:15,332
<i>You sit here, baby. You look so pretty.</i>
<i>Y'all get them 'matoes ready.</i>

385
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,542
<i>-Help your mama.</i>
<i>-[Cora] I'm slicing them.</i>

386
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,961
<i>[Madea] Go on, get that ready.</i>

387
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,171
<i>-You're right.</i>
<i>-[Cora] I'm gonna slice these tomatoes.</i>

388
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,714
<i>[Tim] Hey.</i>

389
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,591
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-[squeals]</i>

390
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:25,550
<i>Mama.</i>

391
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,136
<i>Oh, my baby. My baby!</i>

392
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,138
<i>-Look at them.</i>
<i>-[Cora] How you doin'?</i>

393
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,140
<i>-[Tim] Hey.</i>
<i>-It's so good to see you.</i>

394
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,392
<i>Look at my baby.</i>

395
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,726
<i>-Good to see y'all.</i>
<i>-Come in.</i>

396
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,770
<i>-[chuckling]</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

397
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,398
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-Hi, Mama. [laughing]</i>

398
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,984
<i>[laughing] They look good.</i>

399
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,987
<i>That's my baby. The graduate.</i>

400
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,030
<i>[Madea] Let them take a picture.</i>
<i>Go take a picture.</i>

401
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,157
<i>[all laughing]</i>

402
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,076
<i>Uh! Valedictorian.</i>

403
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,327
<i>-[Cora] Yes!</i>
<i>-[laughing]</i>

404
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,998
<i>Hi, I'm so glad that you're here, Sylvia.</i>

405
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,208
<i>And thank you</i>
<i>for all that you did for her.</i>

406
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,545
<i>Will you stop it?</i>
<i>Y'all do not have to keep thanking me.</i>

407
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796
<i>I do, though.</i>

408
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,340
<i>Tim, boy, I am so proud of you.</i>

409
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:08,635
<i>I mean, all that money we spent</i>
<i>puttin' you through school.</i>

410
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:12,139
<i>-You better do something with yourself.</i>
<i>-I do. I will. I promise.</i>

411
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,682
<i>You better. [laughing]</i>

412
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,891
<i>I believe you now.</i>

413
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,143
<i>You remember my friend Davi?</i>

414
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,978
<i>-"Davi"? His name Davi?</i>
<i>-[Tim] Yes.</i>

415
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,814
<i>I been calling that baby Davey.</i>
<i>I… I'm so sorry.</i>

416
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,315
<i>[all laughing]</i>

417
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,068
<i>-Good to see you, Laura.</i>
<i>-It's good to see you too.</i>

418
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:27,821
<i>[Joe] I got a question.</i>

419
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,198
<i>-[Cora] What is it?</i>
<i>-Why all these Negroes in this house?</i>

420
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,533
<i>-Is this a homicide?</i>
<i>-[Cora] No--</i>

421
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,659
<i>Y'all need to go home.</i>

422
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:36,079
<i>Uncle Joe, watch your mouth.</i>
<i>Did y'all finish everything outside?</i>

423
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,458
<i>I did the best I could.</i>
<i>I couldn't look at Brown's ass no more,</i>

424
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,709
<i>so I sent him home.</i>

425
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,170
<i>Brown went home</i>
<i>to wash the soot off his ass.</i>

426
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:47,007
<i>-Uh, I think it was soot.</i>
<i>-No, Joe, I don't know if that was soot.</i>

427
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,218
<i>I've known Brown a long time.</i>
<i>They call him Brown for a reason.</i>

428
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,970
<i>-Oh my Lord.</i>
<i>-[all laughing]</i>

429
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,138
<i>Oh Lord.</i>

430
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,266
<i>Hey, Uncle Joe.</i>

431
00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,437
<i>I know damn well</i>
<i>you ain't come in here in that uniform.</i>

432
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,939
<i>[Cora] My baby can wear</i>
<i>her uniform if she wants.</i>

433
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,901
<i>She's an officer,</i>
<i>and I'm so proud of you, baby.</i>

434
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,527
<i>Thank you, Mama.</i>

435
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:08,904
<i>You're welcome, sweetheart.</i>

436
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,615
<i>You the reason everybody getting</i>
<i>to the end of the damn street</i>

437
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,825
<i>and backing up and turning around.</i>
<i>That's 'cause of you.</i>

438
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:14,993
<i>That's what they do here.</i>

439
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,162
<i>They'll back up in a minute</i>
<i>when they see a police car.</i>

440
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,665
<i>Tear up damn light poles, everything</i>
<i>to get away. You better ask me. I know.</i>

441
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,250
<i>[Joe] You need to take that uniform off</i>

442
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,045
<i>and move that police car before you have</i>
<i>everybody in this neighborhood</i>

443
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,839
<i>trying to kill somebody 'cause you</i>
<i>in the neighborhood. Get outta here.</i>

444
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,841
<i>I am not moving, Uncle Joe.</i>

445
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:33,845
<i>If my weed man can't get here to give me</i>
<i>my weed, we gonna have a problem.</i>

446
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,515
<i>Freddy coming over?</i>
<i>Tell him to get me about four--</i>

447
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,145
<i>-[whispers] I'll tell you later.</i>
<i>-So you need to move that police car.</i>

448
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,481
<i>You know, I… I can actually arrest you.</i>

449
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,609
<i>And I'll protest all over your ass.</i>
<i>I'll protest all over your ass.</i>

450
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:48,568
<i>[Ellie] What for?</i>

451
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:52,906
<i>Violation of my civil right</i>
<i>on January 6th on the US Capitol.</i>

452
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,199
<i>That I can smoke weed</i>

453
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,408
<i>if the weed is right.</i>

454
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,536
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>
<i>-Tell your weed man to come see me.</i>

455
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,620
<i>What you gonna do?</i>

456
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,498
<i>-Bring him on over.</i>
<i>-Don't be threatening my weed man.</i>

457
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,126
<i>-I'll show you what--</i>
<i>-Threatening my weed man.</i>

458
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,671
<i>But, Uncle Joe, you would be</i>
<i>in the wrong. Weed is illegal here.</i>

459
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,631
<i>I got a subscription.</i>

460
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,134
<i>Uh, I… I think</i>
<i>you mean prescription, right?</i>

461
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,302
<i>-Right. Right.</i>
<i>-Who… who the hell is that?</i>

462
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,013
<i>-That's Tim.</i>
<i>-The educated one who we're celebrating.</i>

463
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,807
<i>Don't correct him. He's stupid.</i>

464
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,227
<i>I know what I said. Don't correct me</i>
<i>'cause you went to college.</i>

465
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,312
<i>I know what I'm saying.</i>
<i>I got a subscription.</i>

466
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,605
<i>Valedictorian.</i>

467
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,775
<i>Well, valedict your ass out of here</i>
<i>before you get kicked in it.</i>

468
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,402
<i>[Cora] What is wrong with you?</i>

469
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,904
<i>Now, you move that damn car right now.</i>

470
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,366
<i>I am not.</i>
<i>And tell your weed man, come see me.</i>

471
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,204
<i>You know what I'm gonna do?</i>
<i>If I count my joint, and I'm running low,</i>

472
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,833
<i>and I run out</i>
<i>'cause you here in your uniform, we… we…</i>

473
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,335
<i>-We gonna have a problem.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] You know what?</i>

474
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,712
<i>-I'mma go change…</i>
<i>-[Cora] Okay.</i>

475
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,505
<i>…before I have to arrest somebody.</i>

476
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,007
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

477
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,301
<i>-So that's my Uncle Joe.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Yes, that's Uncle Joe.</i>

478
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,511
<i>Come on, watch… watch this. Uncle Joe?</i>

479
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,512
<i>[Joe] What?</i>

480
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,055
<i>[Tim] How you doin'?</i>

481
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,726
<i>Uh, fair to middlin'.</i>
<i>Nuts don't work, but they still trying.</i>

482
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,187
<i>They'll crank out a little</i>
<i>now and then to make her happy.</i>

483
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,272
<i>Okay… Uh, I didn't need to know that.</i>

484
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,524
<i>What the hell you ask me for</i>
<i>if you didn't want to know?</i>

485
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,567
<i>-Fair enough.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

486
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,903
<i>-This is my friend Davi.</i>
<i>-[Davi] Hello, sir.</i>

487
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,488
<i>Get your hand away.</i>
<i>You ain't heard of COVID-1920.</i>

488
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,365
<i>I tried to tell you. [chuckles]</i>

489
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,451
<i>-[Davi clears throat]</i>
<i>-[Tim sighs]</i>

490
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,453
<i>Why… why you… why you talk so funny?</i>

491
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,038
<i>I'm from Europe.</i>

492
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,916
<i>Oh, you're from Europe?</i>
<i>That why your pants so tight?</i>

493
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,835
<i>What? Son, I can see your camel toe.</i>

494
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:29,878
<i>[chuckles]</i>

495
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,673
<i>-This is what our generation's wearing.</i>
<i>-What your generation is wearin'. I see.</i>

496
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:37,052
<i>Your generation</i>
<i>is turning nuts into nutmeg. Just powder.</i>

497
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,971
<i>Back in the day, we had nuts.</i>
<i>We had balls. We had sacks.</i>

498
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,933
<i>Now everybody just got powder.</i>
<i>Y'all ain't got no balls.</i>

499
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,685
<i>Y'all, everybody woke.</i>
<i>Y'all need to go back to sleep.</i>

500
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,521
<i>All right. Would you leave</i>
<i>my roommate alone, please?</i>

501
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,233
<i>Oh, your… Oh, he's your roommate?</i>

502
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,693
<i>-Yeah. Yeah.</i>
<i>-We share a dorm room on campus.</i>

503
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,655
<i>[Joe] Your uncle Peaches</i>
<i>shared a dorm room on camper too.</i>

504
00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:01,451
<i>It was about, uh, 40 years he shared</i>
<i>that dorm room with that dude on camper.</i>

505
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,246
<i>He liked them tight britches.</i>
<i>He had a camel toe too.</i>

506
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,164
<i>Joe, leave them damn children alone.</i>

507
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,375
<i>Y'all get up and bring</i>
<i>them bags upstairs for your mama.</i>

508
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,960
<i>Don't be talking to that fool.</i>

509
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,045
<i>Go on upstairs. Get the bag right there.</i>

510
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,380
<i>-[Tim] Okay.</i>
<i>-Bring it upstairs.</i>

511
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,881
<i>Don't… don't hurt yourself.</i>

512
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,716
<i>Don't break your fingernail.</i>

513
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,052
<i>Don't strain your camel toe.</i>

514
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,388
<i>The hell is wrong with them?</i>

515
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:23,640
<i>[woman] Hootie-hoo!</i>

516
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,599
<i>[Madea] Oh, that Bam.</i>

517
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,142
<i>Oh yeah. Hey, everybody.</i>

518
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,186
<i>-Hey! Good to see you, Bam.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] Hi.</i>

519
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,689
<i>Good to see you too.</i>
<i>I wanna sit down. I'm sore.</i>

520
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:34,359
<i>-Sit down right here.</i>
<i>-Oh, thank you for coming today, Aunt Bam.</i>

521
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,903
<i>Thank you for the invite.</i>
<i>We gonna be out here?</i>

522
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,155
<i>-I'm gonna sit here then.</i>
<i>-Yeah, rest yourself.</i>

523
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,824
<i>Oh yes!</i>

524
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,451
<i>Oh, I knew she was gonna be here.</i>

525
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,745
<i>-Hey, Syl. Look at you, girl.</i>
<i>-Hey, Miss Bam.</i>

526
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,623
<i>-Still pretty. Yeah, you still pretty…</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

527
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,208
<i>[all laughing]</i>

528
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,294
<i>Still nasty too. [chuckling]</i>

529
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,754
<i>-And you wear it so well.</i>
<i>-Yes. Thank you.</i>

530
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,089
<i>All of y'all was pretty.</i>

531
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,592
<i>-Even your mama was pretty.</i>
<i>-Yes, she was, but she was a ho.</i>

532
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,387
<i>-[Bam] She was.</i>
<i>-Just saying. It ain't my business.</i>

533
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,598
<i>Uh, somebody here invited a man.</i>

534
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:06,599
<i>[Cora, Laura] Ooh.</i>

535
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,144
<i>Ooh, that new man you're seeing?</i>

536
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,187
<i>No. Too new to invite him.</i>

537
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,482
<i>I'm not talking about me.</i>
<i>I'm talking about Laura.</i>

538
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:18,194
<i>-You seein' somebody, baby?</i>
<i>-No, she's talkin' about Richard.</i>

539
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,989
<i>What? [splutters] Madea, just calm down.</i>

540
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,199
<i>Uh-uh. You back with him?</i>

541
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,284
<i>Oh, absolutely not.</i>

542
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,995
<i>-But he is Tim's father.</i>
<i>-That's right.</i>

543
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,289
<i>And Tim wanted him there,</i>
<i>so I said, "Yes."</i>

544
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,583
<i>No, ma'am. Did anybody think to ask me?</i>

545
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,168
<i>-This is my damn house.</i>
<i>-Madea--</i>

546
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,753
<i>You gonna let that man come up in here?</i>

547
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:38,465
<i>That boy left you broke and had nothing.</i>
<i>And I was having to take care of you.</i>

548
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,884
<i>I gave you $37</i>
<i>to help put that boy through school.</i>

549
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,345
<i>You let him come in my house</i>
<i>when he ain't do nothing for you?</i>

550
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,930
<i>-Madea, you--</i>
<i>-He better keep his ass away from me.</i>

551
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:50,435
<i>Y'all better keep his ass away from me.</i>
<i>That's all I'm saying.</i>

552
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,353
<i>[Laura] I'm sorry.</i>

553
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,937
<i>Oh yes. Ooh.</i>

554
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,731
<i>Wait. I thought you was tired.</i>

555
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,859
<i>[chuckles] Shut up. [chuckles]</i>

556
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,818
<i>-Tim?</i>
<i>-[Tim] Huh?</i>

557
00:21:58,902 --> 00:21:59,819
<i>So,</i>

558
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,990
<i>who is this right here, Tim?</i>
<i>Looking like a snack.</i>

559
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,034
<i>-Bam.</i>
<i>-Aunt Bam.</i>

560
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,662
<i>Ellie, leave me alone.</i>
<i>You know I like 'em fine and little.</i>

561
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,207
<i>-Hi, I'm Davi.</i>
<i>-You Da-- Oh.</i>

562
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,708
<i>And… and he French.</i>

563
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,085
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Davi.</i>

564
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,587
<i>-[Tim chuckles]</i>
<i>-[chuckles] I'm Irish and Dutch.</i>

565
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:22,092
<i>[splutters] Dutch?</i>
<i>Well, you can be my lucky charm anytime.</i>

566
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,719
<i>-[Cora] Bam.</i>
<i>-And I'll be your double Dutch.</i>

567
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,430
<i>-[Joe] Who the hell left the gate open?</i>
<i>-[laughing]</i>

568
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,598
<i>Joe!</i>

569
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,227
<i>That's the corniest shit I ever heard.</i>
<i>I thought I had some corny lines.</i>

570
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,312
<i>You better watch her. She… she…</i>

571
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,315
<i>Oh, never mind.</i>
<i>Y'all ain't gotta be careful.</i>

572
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,859
<i>[chuckles] Never mind. Never mind.</i>

573
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,445
<i>-[Cora] Uncle Joe.</i>
<i>-All right, now. Come on.</i>

574
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,407
<i>Close the damn door!</i>
<i>Got the air conditioner, everything.</i>

575
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,867
<i>Boy comin' out the damn house.</i>
<i>Close the door!</i>

576
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,161
<i>Joe, shut up.</i>
<i>You don't pay no bill no way.</i>

577
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,162
<i>Y'all go ahead.</i>

578
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,165
<i>-We gotta get ready for dinner. All right?</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

579
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,167
<i>Well, all right then, see y'all.</i>

580
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,253
<i>Bam, where you goin'?</i>

581
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:01,548
<i>I am going in here to my future.</i>

582
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:02,549
<i>[Laura] Oh, well…</i>

583
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:03,758
<i>[Cora] To your future?</i>

584
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,301
<i>Baby, let her go. She high as hell.</i>

585
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,512
<i>-I ain't got no time for y'all.</i>
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>

586
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,432
<i>I don't know what y'all sittin' here</i>
<i>looking at me for.</i>

587
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,433
<i>[Bam] Tim?</i>

588
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,643
<i>-Who that?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Oh, Tim?</i>

589
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,311
<i>-Oh Lord.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Auntie?</i>

590
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,479
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

591
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,605
<i>-Hey, Tim.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

592
00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:21,693
<i>Hey, Tim. Congratulations, baby.</i>
<i>That's for you.</i>

593
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:22,819
<i>Thank you.</i>

594
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,363
<i>-Oh, ain't no money in it.</i>
<i>-[Tim chuckles]</i>

595
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,241
<i>He opened it like there was</i>
<i>some money in it, didn't he?</i>

596
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,034
<i>-I was ready.</i>
<i>-[Joe, Bam chuckle]</i>

597
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:35,248
<i>But if I could, I would've folded myself</i>
<i>up in there for you as your gift.</i>

598
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,293
<i>Bam. you couldn't fold</i>
<i>yourself up in a pickup truck.</i>

599
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:41,629
<i>You may wanna ask</i>
<i>your daddy how I folds up.</i>

600
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,133
<i>Oh yeah. He would know.</i>
<i>My daddy was a pimp. [chuckles]</i>

601
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:46,926
<i>[chuckles]</i>

602
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:50,430
<i>[Joe] What you batting your eyes</i>
<i>and fixing your hair for?</i>

603
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,932
<i>You bark…</i>
<i>Bam, you barking up the wrong trees.</i>

604
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,477
<i>Tapping you out. Be quiet.</i>

605
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,811
<i>Hush, haterer.</i>

606
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:01,065
<i>So, guys, you think</i>
<i>I could fit right here?</i>

607
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,192
<i>-Well…</i>
<i>-I think I can.</i>

608
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,651
<i>-I wanna see this.</i>
<i>-I think I can.</i>

609
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,904
<i>I may be able to.</i>
<i>I'll put that right here.</i>

610
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:06,821
<i>Okay.</i>

611
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,239
<i>-[Bam] Look at that.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Yeah.</i>

612
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,324
<i>[Bam] I got down there.</i>

613
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,952
<i>[chuckles] Squoze right on in there,</i>
<i>didn't I?</i>

614
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:15,872
<i>Just like an apple trying</i>
<i>to get through the eye of a needle.</i>

615
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,625
<i>[groans] Listen,</i>
<i>don't… don't sit like this.</i>

616
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,001
<i>Manspread.</i>

617
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,962
<i>Spread. Manspread…</i>
<i>Spread it out. Air it out.</i>

618
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:25,089
<i>-Air this out.</i>
<i>-[Tim exhales]</i>

619
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,842
<i>-[chuckles] Oh.</i>
<i>-The hell?</i>

620
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:31,304
<i>If I was just five years older…</i>

621
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,597
<i>What you talkin' about?</i>

622
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,517
<i>That's when</i>
<i>my double social security kick in.</i>

623
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,518
<i>Huh.</i>

624
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,311
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

625
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:42,065
<i>From when I worked</i>
<i>at the post office, licking stamps.</i>

626
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,191
<i>Oh hell.</i>

627
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:47,695
<i>Then at Party Central,</i>
<i>I was blowin' balloons.</i>

628
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,072
<i>-Mmm.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Sure was.</i>

629
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,992
<i>I was just lickin' and blowin'</i>
<i>and blowin' and lickin'</i>

630
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,661
<i>for about ten years.</i>

631
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,372
<i>-And I'm good at it too.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

632
00:24:57,455 --> 00:25:01,709
<i>I don't know why I'm getting turned on.</i>
<i>I think I wanna send some mail out.</i>

633
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:03,711
<i>Okay.</i>

634
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,215
<i>Let me just save you</i>
<i>a whole bunch of time, okay?</i>

635
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:10,218
<i>They share a apartment.</i>

636
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,011
<i>Oh, you're roommates?</i>

637
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,013
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-You're just roommates.</i>

638
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,473
<i>-[Joe] Bam?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

639
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:20,853
<i>Remember Peaches and Harold</i>
<i>shared an apartment for 40 years?</i>

640
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,564
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Uh-huh.</i>

641
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:27,402
<i>Remember that time I was telling you,</i>
<i>you wanted to buy that Beetle Bug car?</i>

642
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,361
<i>Oh, yes.</i>

643
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:32,532
<i>And I said, "Don't get it</i>
<i>'cause the motor is in the back."</i>

644
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,451
<i>That's where all the power come from.</i>

645
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:38,830
<i>-In the back… side of it.</i>
<i>-[Tim groans]</i>

646
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:39,747
<i>[Joe] Right.</i>

647
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,541
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Uh-huh.</i>

648
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,334
<i>-Well…</i>
<i>-[Joe] Yeah.</i>

649
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:47,088
<i>-I'mma go on to the "back" yard.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

650
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:50,133
<i>-Yes. Well, I'mma go on and go.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Thank you for the card.</i>

651
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,467
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-We know.</i>

652
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,136
<i>-Joe?</i>
<i>-Yeah?</i>

653
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,053
<i>[Bam] Good luck.</i>

654
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,639
<i>I… I ain't got nothing to say to them.</i>

655
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,601
<i>-Hell y'all looking at?</i>
<i>-Uh…</i>

656
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:01,311
<i>-Just…</i>
<i>-Yeah. [chuckles]</i>

657
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,062
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

658
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,899
<i>Great. Uh, I'll give you a lesson in life.</i>

659
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:10,069
<i>In the morning, the sun will rise,</i>

660
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,113
<i>and if it don't,</i>

661
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,449
<i>you have died.</i>

662
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:16,576
<i>[grunts]</i>

663
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,828
<i>There you go. All I got. Ah, shit.</i>

664
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,708
<i>And there's my family.</i>

665
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:24,626
<i>Yeah.</i>

666
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,379
<i>[woman 1 in Irish accent]</i>
<i>Now, Mummy, don't embarrass us.</i>

667
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:31,007
<i>-[woman 2 in Irish accent] Me?</i>
<i>-[woman 1] I mean it.</i>

668
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,467
<i>[woman 2] I won't.</i>

669
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,053
<i>Just knock at the door.</i>

670
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,554
<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-[farts]</i>

671
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:38,931
<i>Sorry, sorry.</i>

672
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:41,017
<i>[knocking on the door]</i>

673
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,269
<i>Whoo! [clears throat]</i>

674
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:47,315
<i>Wakanda forever! [chuckles]</i>

675
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:48,566
<i>[grunts]</i>

676
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,818
<i>-Who she think she is?</i>
<i>-[Joe] Right.</i>

677
00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:56,157
<i>-[grunts] Hi.</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

678
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,576
<i>I'm Cathy Brown. This is my mother, Agnes.</i>

679
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:02,121
<i>-Oh. [chuckles nervously] Hello.</i>
<i>-Hello, everybody. Hello. [chuckles]</i>

680
00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:04,874
<i>Whoa. Wait a minute now.</i>
<i>Where you think you're going?</i>

681
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,210
<i>-[Joe] The hell?</i>
<i>-They just walked in. I don't know.</i>

682
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,461
<i>[Agnes] How do you do?</i>

683
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,505
<i>Cora, who you let in my house?</i>
<i>What the hell?</i>

684
00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:11,422
<i>[Cora] H… how…</i>

685
00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:12,757
<i>-Mabel…</i>
<i>-Y'all with the census?</i>

686
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,051
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-[Agnes laughs]</i>

687
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,387
<i>"The census?" [laughing]</i>

688
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,013
<i>Wow, you're a big woman.</i>

689
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,140
<i>-[Cora splutters] What?</i>
<i>-Mummy!</i>

690
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:24,644
<i>I'm just saying. She's a big woman,</i>
<i>and I mean big, like, wow!</i>

691
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,147
<i>[chuckles] Is the air</i>
<i>thin up there? [chuckles]</i>

692
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:32,568
<i>Oh, ha ha. Hell! Who is this?</i>
<i>Somebody tell me who is this?</i>

693
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,028
<i>[Cora] How can we help you?</i>

694
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:35,655
<i>-We're here to surprise--</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

695
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,365
<i>-Davi!</i>
<i>-Cousin Cathy!</i>

696
00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:39,075
<i>Oh, hi.</i>

697
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,368
<i>[Davi] Aunt Agnes.</i>

698
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,037
<i>-[Agnes chuckles]</i>
<i>-What are you doing here?</i>

699
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,206
<i>We came for your graduation.</i>

700
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,209
<i>Of course. We had to.</i>
<i>For your grandfather's sake.</i>

701
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:50,837
<i>[splutters] Great. What a surprise.</i>

702
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:52,588
<i>Surprise.</i>

703
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,173
<i>-[Davi] Great. [splutters]</i>
<i>-Oh!</i>

704
00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:57,009
<i>[Madea] Oh hell, I didn't mean</i>
<i>to drop her, break her damn bones.</i>

705
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,594
<i>[Agnes] I'm fine. [chuckles]</i>

706
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,763
<i>-Madea?</i>
<i>-What? She was heavy. Shit.</i>

707
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:02,598
<i>How did you know I was here?</i>

708
00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:05,518
<i>That's why I was asking so many questions.</i>

709
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,020
<i>Really? You didn't suspect a thing?</i>

710
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:08,938
<i>Oh!</i>

711
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,065
<i>And we came all the way from Dublin.</i>

712
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,525
<i>-Well, she…</i>
<i>-[Davi chuckles]</i>

713
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:13,651
<i>In a hairy plane.</i>

714
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,570
<i>-[Davi] Yes.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Hairy plane?</i>

715
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:17,071
<i>-What's a hairy plane?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

716
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:18,406
<i>You must be Tim.</i>

717
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,032
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-Hello.</i>

718
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:23,161
<i>-Yeah. Nice to meet you.</i>
<i>-Davi's told us so much about you.</i>

719
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,996
<i>-Likewise.</i>
<i>-Yes, I have.</i>

720
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,415
<i>-And this is his family.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

721
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,501
<i>How do you do?</i>

722
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:33,087
<i>[chuckles]</i>

723
00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,630
<i>[crickets chirping]</i>

724
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,469
<i>Why do you all look like</i>
<i>you have your knickers in a bunch.</i>

725
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,263
<i>What? I know damn well what she said, Joe.</i>

726
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,015
<i>Joe, I heard her. What'd she say?</i>

727
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,267
<i>-Wait one damn minute.</i>
<i>-What… what… what…</i>

728
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,936
<i>What… what did you just damn say?</i>

729
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:52,064
<i>-She called us a bunch of niggers.</i>
<i>-Did I say something wrong?</i>

730
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,609
<i>What'd you mean, if you don't know</i>
<i>if you said something wrong?</i>

731
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:58,070
<i>Yeah, you said something wrong</i>
<i>up in this bitch!</i>

732
00:28:58,154 --> 00:28:59,489
<i>No, she said "knickers."</i>

733
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:02,200
<i>-I heard her say we're a bunch of n-words.</i>
<i>-Oh no, no, no, no.</i>

734
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,826
<i>That's not what she said.</i>

735
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,329
<i>Don't tell me I didn't hear what I heard.</i>

736
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,290
<i>She said, "Y'all a bunch of niggers."</i>

737
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:12,001
<i>-No, no, no. "Knickers." "Knickers."</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

738
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,252
<i>C-K. "Knickers."</i>

739
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:16,214
<i>Don't be calling us no niggers</i>
<i>up in this nigga.</i>

740
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,758
<i>Hold on, it's "knickers." It's underwear.</i>

741
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:22,011
<i>Yes, yes. It's "knickers."</i>
<i>These are knickers.</i>

742
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,596
<i>-[all exclaiming]</i>
<i>-Ooh!</i>

743
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,556
<i>[Joe] And she just damn flashed me.</i>

744
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,642
<i>Actually, that almost turned me on</i>
<i>a little bit.</i>

745
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,645
<i>-[Bam] What'd it look like?</i>
<i>-[Joe] It looked like a knicker.</i>

746
00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:31,771
<i>She don't shave.</i>

747
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,981
<i>Black is black. Completely black.</i>

748
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:35,149
<i>Black. Bad cop.</i>

749
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:37,193
<i>I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance</i>
<i>to tidy myself up.</i>

750
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,779
<i>It does look like a busted mattress.</i>
<i>But I'm sorry.</i>

751
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:42,281
<i>Well, say that.</i>
<i>Hell, say panties or something.</i>

752
00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:45,409
<i>Baby, them ain't no panties.</i>
<i>Them some big-ass drawers.</i>

753
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:48,913
<i>It's just… look, it's just a language gap.</i>
<i>That's all.</i>

754
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,916
<i>That language gap almost got you capped.</i>
<i>You better be careful here.</i>

755
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,085
<i>-You better not say that again.</i>
<i>-Well, you know, I--</i>

756
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:55,127
<i>She won't. Right, Mummy?</i>

757
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:57,922
<i>[Madea] She better not, Cathy B…</i>
<i>whatever your name is.</i>

758
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,090
<i>I won't. I'm sorry.</i>

759
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,259
<i>Well, now all that's cleared up. Um--</i>

760
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,718
<i>Is it, Cora? Is it clear?</i>

761
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,428
<i>Is it really cleared up, Cora?</i>

762
00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:08,307
<i>Yes, it's cleared up, Madea.</i>
<i>It's clear, Uncle Joe. It was a mistake.</i>

763
00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:14,021
<i>I'm still offended by being called</i>
<i>a nigger up in my house full of niggas.</i>

764
00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:15,189
<i>[Cora] It's okay, Uncle Joe.</i>

765
00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:18,734
<i>Well, we were about to take the boys</i>
<i>to dinner down at Red Lobster.</i>

766
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,361
<i>We would love for you to come.</i>

767
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,487
<i>[Joe] Cora, hold on.</i>

768
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:25,575
<i>Now you want me to sit</i>
<i>at a table with white folk from Europeo?</i>

769
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:28,953
<i>And I gotta sit there</i>
<i>with a police officer from the popo?</i>

770
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,122
<i>You just hold on</i>
<i>one cotton-pickin' minute.</i>

771
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,415
<i>No, no!</i>

772
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,667
<i>-She said "cotton-pickin'."</i>
<i>-Excuse me.</i>

773
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,377
<i>[Madea] Now she say "cotton-pickin'"?</i>

774
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:40,798
<i>We came here to celebrate</i>
<i>our nephew's graduation.</i>

775
00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:44,093
<i>[sniffles] Tomorrow</i>
<i>he's going to be a proud boy.</i>

776
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,803
<i>Now she called him a proud boy.</i>

777
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,680
<i>Now she called him a damn proud boy.</i>

778
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,432
<i>Oh, hell no!</i>

779
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,893
<i>-[Cora] Calm down. Your pressure!</i>
<i>-I gotta get out of here.</i>

780
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:54,729
<i>I'm gonna represent.</i>
<i>I'm gonna put on all my Black shit.</i>

781
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:57,231
<i>Every Black shit I've got, I'm puttin' on.</i>

782
00:30:57,315 --> 00:30:59,191
<i>If it's more convenient,</i>
<i>we can stay at a hotel.</i>

783
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:00,735
<i>-No. Madea?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

784
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,654
<i>-They talking about--</i>
<i>-All right, all right. That's fine.</i>

785
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:07,658
<i>Y'all came all the way from, uh, Iran.</i>
<i>You may as well come down to Red Lobster.</i>

786
00:31:07,742 --> 00:31:08,993
<i>Ireland.</i>

787
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:11,037
<i>She gon' be correcting me too</i>
<i>after what I said?</i>

788
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,414
<i>I know what I said. I said Iran.</i>

789
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,876
<i>I said the same damn thing you said.</i>
<i>You don't know where you're from?</i>

790
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:18,461
<i>-Okay, do you wanna ride with us?</i>
<i>-Sure.</i>

791
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:19,921
<i>Great. Okay. Leaving.</i>

792
00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:22,506
<i>[Madea] Try to correct me</i>
<i>when I know I'm saying Iran right.</i>

793
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,216
<i>-[Laura] We'll meet you there.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Okay.</i>

794
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:27,219
<i>-[Bam] All right. I got shotgun.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] You can ride with me, Aunt Bam.</i>

795
00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:30,139
<i>Why do I feel like I've just been invited</i>
<i>to the Last Supper?</i>

796
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,057
<i>I'm coming.</i>

797
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,143
<i>["Beautiful" by MC Lyte playing]</i>

798
00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:39,398
<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Oh my God.</i>

799
00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:41,150
<i>[Brown] What, uh, Agnes? Agnes?</i>

800
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:42,443
<i>Yes. Agnes Brown.</i>

801
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,988
<i>Oh! Shut up! I'm a Brown too.</i>

802
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,448
<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

803
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,158
<i>No, you're more Black.</i>

804
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,119
<i>Mummy, he is Mr. Brown.</i>

805
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:55,414
<i>Oh, yes. [laughs]</i>
<i>Of course. Maybe we're related.</i>

806
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,627
<i>[both laughing]</i>

807
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:03,047
<i>Shut up! Look at you,</i>
<i>looking like you looking.</i>

808
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:06,968
<i>Well, it looks like your great-aunt Agnes</i>
<i>and Mr. Brown are hitting it off.</i>

809
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:08,010
<i>Looks that way.</i>

810
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,262
<i>Mr. Brown, it's good</i>
<i>to see you gettin' along.</i>

811
00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:12,932
<i>Well, yeah, Cora,</i>
<i>I speak all kinds of languages.</i>

812
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:17,228
<i>I speak, uh, high brew,</i>
<i>low brew, Hebrew, cold brew.</i>

813
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,021
<i>I speak 'em all, Cora. [laughs]</i>

814
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:21,399
<i>She's speaking English, Mr. Brown.</i>

815
00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:23,609
<i>Half the time</i>
<i>I don't know what she saying.</i>

816
00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:26,278
<i>I just look at her and laugh.</i>
<i>She be saying stuff I don't even know.</i>

817
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:27,279
<i>Watch this, Cora.</i>

818
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:31,242
<i>[both laughing]</i>

819
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:34,120
<i>-I don't understand a word he's saying.</i>
<i>-I know.</i>

820
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:36,080
<i>Is… is he speaking English?</i>

821
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:38,582
<i>Yes, but you have to listen very closely.</i>

822
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:41,210
<i>I am, Cathy. My ears can't hear that fast.</i>

823
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,713
<i>-Cora, my sugar level is low.</i>
<i>-Let me check my--</i>

824
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,047
<i>My sugar gets low sometimes</i>

825
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,341
<i>when I get excited</i>
<i>or get anxious about something.</i>

826
00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:50,428
<i>Hand me Madea's purse.</i>
<i>I'mma check to see if she got some sugar.</i>

827
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,513
<i>-She usually--</i>
<i>-I did not pass you that purse.</i>

828
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,473
<i>You did. I'mma see if she got some candy.</i>

829
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:58,269
<i>Give me something, Cora. Hurry,</i>
<i>I'm fading down. I'm going low-low.</i>

830
00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,604
<i>-Here, get a few. Hurry up.</i>
<i>-Okay. Give me some.</i>

831
00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:03,107
<i>-Before she come back from the restroom.</i>
<i>-Hurry up.</i>

832
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,568
<i>Okay, all right. Mmm. Oh yeah.</i>

833
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,820
<i>-Get you a chocolate.</i>
<i>-Right before dinner?</i>

834
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,449
<i>Yeah, yeah. It'll… it'll help cleanse</i>
<i>your Pil… your Pilates.</i>

835
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:12,950
<i>No, I don't do yoga.</i>

836
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,702
<i>He means cleanse your palate.</i>

837
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:15,619
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Yeah.</i>

838
00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:19,457
<i>-I need a feckin' dictionary.</i>
<i>-No, no, your diction is just fine.</i>

839
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:22,418
<i>Just go on and take it.</i>
<i>Take it, right. Just eat it. Mmm.</i>

840
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,753
<i>-Hurry up.</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Thank you.</i>

841
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,172
<i>Yeah. Ooh, Cora, this is crunchy.</i>

842
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:30,134
<i>-Mmm. Mmm. [crunching] Mmm.</i>
<i>-You like that?</i>

843
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,886
<i>-What's that in the middle?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

844
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,722
<i>-In the middle. What's that?</i>
<i>-Deez nuts.</i>

845
00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:37,058
<i>-Did you get a nut?</i>
<i>-Not yet.</i>

846
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,060
<i>[both laughing]</i>

847
00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:40,770
<i>-That's enough.</i>
<i>-[Cathy] What did he say?</i>

848
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,897
<i>I don't know. Something about his nuts.</i>

849
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,982
<i>Apparently, they eat</i>
<i>chocolate before dinner.</i>

850
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,610
<i>-Do you want some?</i>
<i>-No, that'll ruin my figure.</i>

851
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:51,197
<i>Seriously, Cathy. [chuckling]</i>
<i>It's a bit late for that now.</i>

852
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,240
<i>[Brown laughs]</i>

853
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:57,078
<i>[Madea] Oh Lord.</i>
<i>The line to the bathroom so long.</i>

854
00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:01,332
<i>Hey, there. Look at Agnes over there.</i>
<i>How y'all doing, babe?</i>

855
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:04,919
<i>Ooh, Lord. Long lines at bathroom.</i>

856
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:08,464
<i>-Everything come out all right?</i>
<i>-Always do, Cora. Hell.</i>

857
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,884
<i>Me, I've been eating here a long time.</i>
<i>You remember I was working at The Field.</i>

858
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,803
<i>I was on The Field,</i>
<i>all the time, I'd come here.</i>

859
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,472
<i>Oh, I used to play rugby. Did you play?</i>

860
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,725
<i>No, baby, I didn't rug nobody.</i>
<i>No, I was a--</i>

861
00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:21,560
<i>A big Black linebacker for the Bears.</i>

862
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:24,647
<i>I'm about to play</i>
<i>stab a Black bastard for the Saints.</i>

863
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,148
<i>Say one more damn thing.</i>

864
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:29,151
<i>No, baby. I worked at a club</i>
<i>called The Field. It was for strippers.</i>

865
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,070
<i>Right. Sure was.</i>

866
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,738
<i>Back in the day. I didn't make it rain,</i>

867
00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,907
<i>but I sure made it drizzle.</i>
<i>I could get that change.</i>

868
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,493
<i>They didn't throw no dollars.</i>
<i>They'd throw the rolled-up nickels</i>

869
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:41,080
<i>and hit me with them quarters and stuff.</i>
<i>It hurt, but I got that money.</i>

870
00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:42,498
<i>-I paid my bills.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Yes.</i>

871
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,334
<i>Madea, now you want to come</i>
<i>to this place and have a nice dinner,</i>

872
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,711
<i>and you gonna sit at the table</i>
<i>and talk about strippin'.</i>

873
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,839
<i>-Hos got to eat too.</i>
<i>-[Cora] What?</i>

874
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,592
<i>This Red Lobster full of hos.</i>
<i>You don't believe me? I'mma tell you.</i>

875
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:55,803
<i>♪ Broke boy don't deserve no coochie ♪</i>

876
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:58,389
<i>[crowd] I know that's right! [cheering]</i>

877
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:01,392
<i>Full of hos. Full of hos.</i>
<i>Whole damn place.</i>

878
00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:04,436
<i>Did you hear all them hos?</i>
<i>That's a hollaback. Cardi B, baby.</i>

879
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,481
<i>We're at this nice restaurant now.</i>
<i>Don't do that, Madea.</i>

880
00:35:07,565 --> 00:35:09,316
<i>It's okay. Mummy's no spring chicken.</i>

881
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,527
<i>Oh no. I've been around the block before.</i>

882
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:12,695
<i>[Brown] You was a doorknob?</i>

883
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,113
<i>On a bike with no saddle.</i>

884
00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:15,072
<i>[Brown] Get out!</i>

885
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,408
<i>Hoo! That ain't a spring chicken.</i>
<i>That's an old crow.</i>

886
00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:19,201
<i>[laughs]</i>

887
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,162
<i>[caws]</i>

888
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:23,455
<i>[laughs]</i>

889
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:24,874
<i>Yes, Joe.</i>

890
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,083
<i>[Joe chuckles]</i>

891
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:30,629
<i>I don't know what all y'all lookin' at.</i>
<i>I'mma represent.</i>

892
00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:33,549
<i>If I gotta come up here</i>
<i>and sit down here at this table</i>

893
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:37,469
<i>with a copper and with somebody</i>
<i>using the n-word, nigga,</i>

894
00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:41,515
<i>then I'mma come up here</i>
<i>and represent all the Black Lives Matter.</i>

895
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:44,894
<i>We all gonna protest.</i>
<i>We all gonna burn our shit down.</i>

896
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:45,811
<i>Really?</i>

897
00:35:45,895 --> 00:35:48,689
<i>Well, you might wanna get real full.</i>
<i>You know what's about to happen?</i>

898
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:53,027
<i>You about to lose your job.</i>

899
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:56,488
<i>You about to lose your job.</i>

900
00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,908
<i>♪ You about to, you about to</i>
<i>You about to, remix ♪</i>

901
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:02,286
<i>-</i>Here we go, Uncle Joe.
<i>-♪ You about to lose your job ♪</i>

902
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:04,038
<i>-You with him too?</i>
<i>-I like that, Joe.</i>

903
00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:07,249
<i>Defund this shit. Get rid of the police.</i>

904
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,793
<i>The same way that we're</i>
<i>saying "defund the police,"</i>

905
00:36:09,877 --> 00:36:11,837
<i>there are criminals saying the same thing.</i>

906
00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:15,382
<i>That's why crime has gotten</i>
<i>so much worse. Think about it.</i>

907
00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:18,135
<i>I don't know the answers, but somebody</i>
<i>needs to have some conversation</i>

908
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,720
<i>'cause you'll never figure nothing out</i>

909
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,223
<i>as long as everybody</i>
<i>screamin' and yellin' at each other.</i>

910
00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:24,433
<i>My tax dollar, my tax dollar--</i>

911
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:28,145
<i>Joe, let me ask you something, babe.</i>
<i>When's the last time you paid a tax?</i>

912
00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,605
<i>You don't pay no damn tax.</i>

913
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,106
<i>Can we just let this go, please?</i>

914
00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:33,692
<i>Well, uh, do you want</i>
<i>there to be lawlessness then?</i>

915
00:36:33,776 --> 00:36:35,819
<i>Hey, babe, you think that scare me?</i>

916
00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:39,740
<i>Bring it. Look, I know lawlessness.</i>
<i>I spent my whole life in lawlessness.</i>

917
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:41,951
<i>-Look who I live with. That's my sister.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Yes.</i>

918
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,912
<i>-Braless and lawless. Yep.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Lawless and braless.</i>

919
00:36:44,995 --> 00:36:47,206
<i>Them titties ain't never been captivated.</i>

920
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:49,667
<i>They been running free all the time.</i>

921
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:52,962
<i>You want me to feel sorry for y'all?</i>
<i>No, I ain't finna feel sorry for y'all.</i>

922
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:57,466
<i>Well, now you're doing the very thing</i>
<i>that you don't want us to do.</i>

923
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,344
<i>You don't want them to judge</i>
<i>all Black people as criminals,</i>

924
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,888
<i>but you wanna judge all police as killers?</i>

925
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:05,474
<i>-Madea, say something to stop this.</i>
<i>-I got it. I got it.</i>

926
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,434
<i>Set of his keys are in here. Look.</i>

927
00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:09,144
<i>[click, car alarm honking]</i>

928
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:11,730
<i>Oh, call the police.</i>
<i>That my car alarm. That my car alarm.</i>

929
00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:14,525
<i>-See? See? See?</i>
<i>-[Cora] You want the police now?</i>

930
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,861
<i>Oh, never mind. It went off.</i>
<i>Okay, what was I saying?</i>

931
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:20,281
<i>Not a damn thing.</i>
<i>You see? You see? You see?</i>

932
00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:22,783
<i>-You mad at the police till you need 'em.</i>
<i>-[Cora] That's true.</i>

933
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,494
<i>You say, "I don't take a stand,"</i>
<i>till somebody break your damn house,</i>

934
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,538
<i>steal your shit,</i>
<i>they're the first thing you call.</i>

935
00:37:27,621 --> 00:37:29,873
<i>-[Cora] Ooh, here come the food.</i>
<i>-There the food, baby.</i>

936
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:30,874
<i>[clapping]</i>

937
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,793
<i>-Ooh, that look good.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Lay it on me.</i>

938
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,170
<i>-[Madea] That look good.</i>
<i>-[Cora] Look at her.</i>

939
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:38,382
<i>-[Brown] This is hot.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Oh, we got that surf and turf.</i>

940
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,676
<i>[indistinct chattering]</i>

941
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:45,639
<i>Hey. Hey, don't you tell her</i>
<i>I opened the door and let you in.</i>

942
00:37:45,723 --> 00:37:46,849
<i>[Madea] That was a good meal.</i>

943
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,143
<i>-Yeah, that was good.</i>
<i>-Sorry I'm late.</i>

944
00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,353
<i>-Good to see you.</i>
<i>-[Richard] Nice to see you.</i>

945
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:52,813
<i>-You too.</i>
<i>-What's up, son?</i>

946
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:55,274
<i>-I am full.</i>
<i>-[Cora] I mean it.</i>

947
00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:56,567
<i>[Richard] My graduation boy.</i>

948
00:37:56,650 --> 00:38:00,738
<i>Yo, I'm sorry I'm late. All right?</i>
<i>I had to miss dinner. I got caught up.</i>

949
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:02,531
<i>-It's all good.</i>
<i>-I thought I would come here.</i>

950
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,158
<i>Hey, Dad, you remember my friend Davi?</i>

951
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,452
<i>What's up, Davi? Huh?</i>

952
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:09,788
<i>You ain't gonna even shake his hand?</i>

953
00:38:09,872 --> 00:38:12,166
<i>-Hi, Richard.</i>
<i>-What's up, Laura?</i>

954
00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:16,795
<i>Um, this is Agnes and Cathy,</i>
<i>Davi's family from Ireland.</i>

955
00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:18,672
<i>-They came for the graduation.</i>
<i>-How do you do?</i>

956
00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:20,632
<i>[Richard] Okay, okay.</i>
<i>Nice to meet you. Yeah.</i>

957
00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,676
<i>Bam, he up in my…</i>
<i>I know Joe let his ass in here.</i>

958
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,095
<i>-It's okay. Mabel, just calm down.</i>
<i>-No, I know Joe did it.</i>

959
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:28,098
<i>He ain't stealin' nothin'.</i>
<i>You ain't got nothin' to steal.</i>

960
00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:30,893
<i>What the hell do you mean?</i>
<i>All the collector's items I have in here.</i>

961
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:34,063
<i>I done collected this stuff</i>
<i>from all over the world of Georgia.</i>

962
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:38,650
<i>-Right. At the flea market. [laughing]</i>
<i>-[Madea] He better not say nothing to me.</i>

963
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,277
<i>Is that Madea over there?</i>

964
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,154
<i>-Yeah, it is.</i>
<i>-[Joe] Oh, don't go…</i>

965
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,572
<i>Don't go over there, baby.</i>

966
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,699
<i>-Gonna say hey to her.</i>
<i>-Oh, you don't listen, do you?</i>

967
00:38:45,783 --> 00:38:47,493
<i>-Oh, here he come.</i>
<i>-He don't listen.</i>

968
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:48,744
<i>Hey, Bam, how you doin'?</i>

969
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,330
<i>-Talk to somebody else. Go on.</i>
<i>-Hey, Madea.</i>

970
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:55,250
<i>-Bam, I'mma tell you one time.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

971
00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:56,418
<i>-Duck.</i>
<i>-Oh!</i>

972
00:38:57,294 --> 00:39:00,214
<i>-[Richard] Come on, Madea. I said hey.</i>
<i>-Bam, that ain't no damn duck.</i>

973
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,050
<i>[Richard] Hey, Madea?</i>

974
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,387
<i>[clicks tongue] Madea, I know you hear me.</i>

975
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:09,056
<i>-M… Madea--</i>
<i>-[gun fires]</i>

976
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:10,015
<i>Mabel!</i>

977
00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:13,811
<i>[screaming]</i>

978
00:39:13,894 --> 00:39:14,978
<i>What you doing?</i>

979
00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:17,523
<i>-Oh. Oh. Oh.</i>
<i>-[Laura] We knew it.</i>

980
00:39:17,606 --> 00:39:20,984
<i>Oh, Kamala, I did it.</i>
<i>Oh, Kamala, I did it.</i>

981
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:22,778
<i>You did it, Joe.</i>

982
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:26,115
<i>Down my leather pants.</i>
<i>All down my leather pants.</i>

983
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:31,870
<i>[laughs] Well, Joe, it's a good thing</i>
<i>you got on them boots. [laughs]</i>

984
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:34,748
<i>Baby, you almost scared</i>
<i>the sugar out of me.</i>

985
00:39:34,832 --> 00:39:37,459
<i>Y'all act like that boy</i>
<i>did not just walk in here and assault me.</i>

986
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,794
<i>He assaulted me.</i>

987
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,421
<i>We better get the feck out of here.</i>

988
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:41,630
<i>I think you're right.</i>

989
00:39:42,256 --> 00:39:44,758
<i>He just assaulted me.</i>
<i>He just put his hand, it just swole up.</i>

990
00:39:44,842 --> 00:39:47,845
<i>No, I was not tryin' to assault you,</i>
<i>Madea. I was just sayin' hi.</i>

991
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,680
<i>"Hi" is two letters, an H and I.</i>

992
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:53,851
<i>No, Mabel, high is</i>
<i>what I was when I got here,</i>

993
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,477
<i>but I ain't high now.</i>

994
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,646
<i>Madea, I'm sorry, okay? I'm…</i>

995
00:39:58,897 --> 00:39:59,857
<i>My bad.</i>

996
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,734
<i>It was lovely meeting you.</i>
<i>We have to go back to the hotel.</i>

997
00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:05,988
<i>And, Davi, if you want to live,</i>
<i>get your arse into that car now.</i>

998
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,115
<i>We'll see you at the graduation.</i>

999
00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:09,867
<i>Please, please stay.</i>

1000
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:10,993
<i>It's, uh…</i>

1001
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,578
<i>Aunt Agnes, I'm going to stay here.</i>

1002
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:15,205
<i>Well, I'm telling you now.</i>
<i>If you don't turn up to that graduation,</i>

1003
00:40:15,289 --> 00:40:16,665
<i>I'll fecking kill you meself.</i>

1004
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,877
<i>-No, no, no. Please. Uh, she's sorry.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1005
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,128
<i>It won't happen again.</i>

1006
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,379
<i>Well, I…</i>

1007
00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:24,673
<i>It's okay, Aunt Agnes. It's okay.</i>

1008
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,509
<i>-Yeah. Come on. Relax. Have a seat.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Have a seat.</i>

1009
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,219
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-Don't slide off the plastic.</i>

1010
00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:32,222
<i>Get comfortable.</i>
<i>Look at these smiling faces.</i>

1011
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:35,476
<i>[Madea] Cora, you better come get</i>
<i>this bastard before I gut him like a fish.</i>

1012
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,478
<i>Hell, I don't want him here,</i>
<i>and he's still here.</i>

1013
00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:38,520
<i>Get his ass outta here.</i>

1014
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,607
<i>-You 'bout to scare our guests again.</i>
<i>-[Madea] I don't give a… if I scare 'em.</i>

1015
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,525
<i>Get him outta here. He shouldn't be here.</i>

1016
00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:44,860
<i>We got guests in the house.</i>

1017
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,820
<i>Richard, I told you</i>
<i>not to come. Get on out.</i>

1018
00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:49,698
<i>You just spoke to him earlier</i>
<i>like he's supposed to be here.</i>

1019
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:53,035
<i>I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean</i>
<i>to scare you, but I don't give a damn.</i>

1020
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,786
<i>-[Bam] Mabel.</i>
<i>-[Madea] What?</i>

1021
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:56,705
<i>That's a shame.</i>

1022
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,665
<i>It's all right. Don't worry about it.</i>

1023
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:04,129
<i>Laura, I want to thank you and your family</i>

1024
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:06,298
<i>for the care you took with Davi.</i>

1025
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,383
<i>Ah, he's very special.</i>

1026
00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:12,429
<i>Yes. You know I worried about him</i>
<i>coming over to America on his own.</i>

1027
00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,973
<i>-I didn't know what to expect.</i>
<i>-Well, he is doin' great.</i>

1028
00:41:15,057 --> 00:41:18,560
<i>Yes. You'll have to come</i>
<i>and visit in Ireland.</i>

1029
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:22,439
<i>What? Oh, I like that.</i>
<i>Yeah, I heard it's beautiful there.</i>

1030
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:28,028
<i>It is. So, you, Tim, and all the family</i>
<i>come and visit Davi on the farm.</i>

1031
00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:30,113
<i>The farm?</i>

1032
00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:32,824
<i>Yes, he's goin' home</i>
<i>to take over the family farm.</i>

1033
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,827
<i>Oh, I didn't… I didn't know that.</i>

1034
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,664
<i>Yes, that was the deal.</i>
<i>He went to school here,</i>

1035
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:41,083
<i>and then he comes home</i>
<i>and takes over the family farm.</i>

1036
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,459
<i>He's a good boy.</i>

1037
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,669
<i>Uh, yeah, he is.</i>

1038
00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:46,421
<i>Um… So, does he know this?</i>

1039
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:47,673
<i>That he's a good boy?</i>

1040
00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:52,052
<i>[chuckles] Uh, no,</i>
<i>I mean about the family farm.</i>

1041
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,596
<i>[chuckles] Oh, yes.</i>
<i>We talk about it every day.</i>

1042
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:56,890
<i>Cool, I see.</i>

1043
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:02,604
<i>-[gasps] Oh, lookit, that is one big cock.</i>
<i>-[Laura chuckles]</i>

1044
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:05,524
<i>You know, they've said that</i>
<i>a few times about me. [chuckles]</i>

1045
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:08,151
<i>I'm glad you notice a king</i>
<i>when you see one.</i>

1046
00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:11,446
<i>[chuckles] Yeah. [chuckles]</i>

1047
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:14,950
<i>[exhales] It's hot.</i>
<i>Is it hot in here, or is it me?</i>

1048
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,827
<i>I feel… I'm sweating bullets.</i>

1049
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:20,998
<i>Maybe I'm going through the change again.</i>
<i>This'll be the third time.</i>

1050
00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:23,375
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Could be the long flight. [clears throat]</i>

1051
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,002
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Maybe I need fresh air.</i>

1052
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,336
<i>Yes. Yes, then let's…</i>

1053
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,879
<i>-We'll go to the yard.</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

1054
00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:29,131
<i>Why we sittin' here like this?</i>

1055
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,008
<i>-[Cora] Madea.</i>
<i>-They finna run an intervention?</i>

1056
00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:33,385
<i>-Tim want to talk to us.</i>
<i>-That's why the chairs like this?</i>

1057
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,554
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-I guess he gotta tell us something.</i>

1058
00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,639
<i>[Laura] Ooh, all right, uh… [chuckles]</i>

1059
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,642
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>your Aunt Agnes is feeling too well.</i>

1060
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:43,604
<i>I'm fine, I'm fine.</i>
<i>I just… I just need some fresh air.</i>

1061
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:46,982
<i>-[Madea] Come on, sit down.</i>
<i>-Come on over here, fresh. Sit by me.</i>

1062
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,484
<i>Oh, uh, thank you very much, sir.</i>

1063
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,695
<i>[Brown laughing]</i>

1064
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:54,740
<i>-Fresh air. Maybe I get you sunglasses.</i>
<i>-Sit by me, girl.</i>

1065
00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:57,409
<i>Tim, remember</i>
<i>when your great-grandmother shot that gun,</i>

1066
00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,494
<i>and your father jumped</i>
<i>out of the way like a coward?</i>

1067
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:02,748
<i>-Now that was funny.</i>
<i>-There weren't nothin' funny about that.</i>

1068
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:05,834
<i>-Yes, it was, and I'm not your son.</i>
<i>-Hey, what are you doin'?</i>

1069
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,336
<i>-[Davi chuckles]</i>
<i>-[Tim] Stop it.</i>

1070
00:43:07,419 --> 00:43:09,713
<i>Look at him, he's a coward. He's a loser.</i>

1071
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,673
<i>-Watch your mouth.</i>
<i>-Richard, what are you doing?</i>

1072
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:12,924
<i>Stop this, okay?</i>

1073
00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:15,719
<i>-Who do you think you're talking to?</i>
<i>-I'm talking to you, little boy.</i>

1074
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:18,138
<i>-I'm old enough to be your father.</i>
<i>-What the hell goin' on?</i>

1075
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:20,015
<i>Davi, Davi, stop.</i>

1076
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,808
<i>-You act like you--</i>
<i>-This is about your son.</i>

1077
00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:24,436
<i>I told you not come in here</i>
<i>with that mess. Now just stop.</i>

1078
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,688
<i>You act like you don't hear this boy</i>
<i>talking like that.</i>

1079
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,441
<i>-What are they arguing about?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

1080
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:33,403
<i>He's sorry, okay?</i>
<i>Can we all just sit down and… and talk?</i>

1081
00:43:33,487 --> 00:43:35,238
<i>I just… I need to tell you guys something.</i>

1082
00:43:35,322 --> 00:43:36,990
<i>-I think that's a good idea.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1083
00:43:37,074 --> 00:43:39,660
<i>Yeah, we better do that</i>
<i>because y'all gotta get him outta here.</i>

1084
00:43:39,743 --> 00:43:42,621
<i>Whatever you wanna tell us, you better</i>
<i>tell us quick to get him outta here.</i>

1085
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:45,374
<i>So whatever you have to say,</i>
<i>baby, say it, 'cause he got to go.</i>

1086
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,669
<i>-I'm runnin' out of patience.</i>
<i>-I came… I came here for my son.</i>

1087
00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:50,629
<i>-I ain't come here for all this.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Hey, Tim.</i>

1088
00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:53,465
<i>There's a lot of us</i>
<i>that don't want your Black ass here.</i>

1089
00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:54,966
<i>-You understand?</i>
<i>-[Cora] Madea!</i>

1090
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:57,636
<i>He comin' up in here</i>
<i>with all that damn attitude.</i>

1091
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,098
<i>Baby, say what you gotta say</i>
<i>before I have to hurt your daddy.</i>

1092
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:03,141
<i>I'm not like your mama,</i>
<i>who gonna be all kind.</i>

1093
00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:05,852
<i>-Shut up. Say what you gotta say, son.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1094
00:44:05,936 --> 00:44:08,647
<i>Are there gonna be guns again?</i>
<i>Because Mummy can't take anymore.</i>

1095
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:11,316
<i>-I would love to say no, but--</i>
<i>-[Madea] I can't make no promises.</i>

1096
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,777
<i>-I stay locks and loaded.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Probably.</i>

1097
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,028
<i>He's sorry.</i>

1098
00:44:15,112 --> 00:44:16,571
<i>You ain't gotta apologize for me.</i>

1099
00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:20,367
<i>You mad at her too 'cause of how she got</i>
<i>you in the divorce helpin' my sister?</i>

1100
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:21,868
<i>-She didn't get me.</i>
<i>-Please.</i>

1101
00:44:21,952 --> 00:44:23,704
<i>-You better tell 'em.</i>
<i>-Can you stop?</i>

1102
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:25,163
<i>-Can you?</i>
<i>-Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

1103
00:44:25,247 --> 00:44:28,041
<i>You right. We talked about this.</i>
<i>I will try. I will try.</i>

1104
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,000
<i>[Madea] What the hell?</i>

1105
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,253
<i>-Wait, Mabel.</i>
<i>-I'm trackin' with you, Bam.</i>

1106
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:34,256
<i>-Right, right.</i>
<i>-We talked about this. What's goin' on?</i>

1107
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:35,966
<i>Are they not divorced?</i>

1108
00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:39,344
<i>-Wait, now Irish is catchin' up with us.</i>
<i>-I need subscripts.</i>

1109
00:44:39,428 --> 00:44:43,682
<i>I… I'm not fully caught up</i>
<i>'cause I don't know what, mm, is goin' on.</i>

1110
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:46,393
<i>Okay, look,</i>
<i>can we all just please listen to Tim?</i>

1111
00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:50,021
<i>Please, this is about Tim, okay?</i>

1112
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:51,690
<i>Can you all just chill?</i>

1113
00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:52,774
<i>All right, great.</i>

1114
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,693
<i>Tim, baby, you got the floor, okay?</i>

1115
00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:57,028
<i>Maybe only ten seconds, but please go.</i>

1116
00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:02,826
<i>I've done this before. [slurring speech]</i>
<i>My name is Agnes, and I am an alcoholic.</i>

1117
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,828
<i>-[Madea] That ain't what this is.</i>
<i>-Okay, sorry.</i>

1118
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,663
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
<i>Whatever you got to say, say it.</i>

1119
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:09,958
<i>Okay, um…</i>

1120
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:11,418
<i>Uh…</i>

1121
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:14,963
<i>Okay, uh…</i>

1122
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:17,424
<i>You got this.</i>

1123
00:45:18,467 --> 00:45:23,889
<i>Uh, family, um, this is</i>
<i>really hard for me to say,</i>

1124
00:45:23,972 --> 00:45:27,350
<i>and I've been struggling</i>
<i>with how to tell you this.</i>

1125
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,519
<i>So, uh…</i>

1126
00:45:31,313 --> 00:45:32,314
<i>I'm…</i>

1127
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:34,649
<i>I'm just gonna say it.</i>

1128
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,319
<i>Uh, I'm…</i>

1129
00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:41,281
<i>I'm… I'm gay.</i>

1130
00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:44,409
<i>[sighs] So…</i>

1131
00:45:56,046 --> 00:45:58,632
<i>That's it? That's all you wanna say?</i>
<i>Well, baby, we knew that.</i>

1132
00:45:58,715 --> 00:46:00,592
<i>-[Bam] Right.</i>
<i>-We already knew that.</i>

1133
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:03,053
<i>Wait. You guys don't wanna talk</i>
<i>about me being gay?</i>

1134
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:05,305
<i>We been talking about that for years.</i>
<i>We all knew that.</i>

1135
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:08,558
<i>We all talked about it.</i>
<i>We were waitin' on you to say somethin'.</i>

1136
00:46:08,642 --> 00:46:11,603
<i>We don't rush nobody. You come out</i>
<i>when you want to. That's fine.</i>

1137
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,939
<i>-You all right. We know that.</i>
<i>-Mom, really?</i>

1138
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:15,816
<i>[Madea] We knew when you was a little boy.</i>

1139
00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:16,900
<i>We knew.</i>

1140
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,820
<i>Yeah, baby, when somebody love you,</i>
<i>it don't matter if you gay or not.</i>

1141
00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:21,696
<i>They gonna love you anyway.</i>
<i>And we love you.</i>

1142
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,990
<i>-Your family loves you, okay?</i>
<i>-I'm so proud of you.</i>

1143
00:46:24,074 --> 00:46:25,826
<i>[Madea] You ain't good at being down low.</i>

1144
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:27,828
<i>-Oh man.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

1145
00:46:27,911 --> 00:46:31,122
<i>-That's embarrassing.</i>
<i>-No, don't be embarrassed. Proud of you.</i>

1146
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:33,834
<i>-I love you, guys.</i>
<i>-[Madea] I love you too.</i>

1147
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,168
<i>But back to my question.</i>

1148
00:46:35,252 --> 00:46:37,587
<i>Why the hell was y'all two talking?</i>
<i>What y'all talking about?</i>

1149
00:46:37,671 --> 00:46:39,923
<i>-Tim.</i>
<i>-Richard, don't.</i>

1150
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,175
<i>Told you I didn't wanna come here.</i>
<i>But for you, I came.</i>

1151
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:44,386
<i>-[Sylvia] Richard.</i>
<i>-I came for you. No, I came for you.</i>

1152
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:45,428
<i>Damn this family.</i>

1153
00:46:45,512 --> 00:46:47,097
<i>-Damn the family?</i>
<i>-[clamoring]</i>

1154
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,140
<i>I… I… I told you this wouldn't work.</i>

1155
00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:52,936
<i>We're supposed to be celebrating</i>
<i>Tim tonight, okay? Can we focus on him?</i>

1156
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:55,397
<i>Now Sylvia, she wants</i>
<i>to beat around the bush.</i>

1157
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,358
<i>-I'm gonna be straight up and tell y'all.</i>
<i>-What are you doing?</i>

1158
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:00,068
<i>-We gettin' married.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

1159
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,528
<i>[Brown] Shut up!</i>

1160
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:03,196
<i>He getting married to your best friend?</i>

1161
00:47:04,531 --> 00:47:08,660
<i>I am so glad that you are not refunded.</i>

1162
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:09,661
<i>[Madea] Refunded?</i>

1163
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:10,829
<i>[Bam] Yes.</i>

1164
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:14,583
<i>'Cause it's so good</i>
<i>to have a policeman right in your family</i>

1165
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,085
<i>for such a time as this.</i>

1166
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,753
<i>-It sure is. Thank you.</i>
<i>-[Brown] True.</i>

1167
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:21,006
<i>Just… just take a second.</i>

1168
00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,841
<i>Laura, you gonna say something?</i>

1169
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:25,927
<i>Hell, no! You… Are you kidding me?</i>

1170
00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:29,180
<i>Look, you need to get out now.</i>

1171
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:30,557
<i>Now.</i>

1172
00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:32,517
<i>Ellie, sweetie…</i>

1173
00:47:32,601 --> 00:47:33,977
<i>-[Ellie] Yeah--</i>
<i>-Sweet baby sis.</i>

1174
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,897
<i>It's all right. It's fine.</i>
<i>I'm happy for you two.</i>

1175
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:37,981
<i>[Madea] Stop that lyin'.</i>

1176
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:41,026
<i>Walk over there, punch that girl</i>
<i>in her throat and knock them teeth out.</i>

1177
00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:43,612
<i>Then I'mma go and grab her</i>
<i>and knock her ass down.</i>

1178
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:45,447
<i>I got him.</i>
<i>You just do what you need to do.</i>

1179
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,115
<i>-[Cora] Madea!</i>
<i>-We all got your back.</i>

1180
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,950
<i>[Madea] Put them stilettos</i>
<i>down her throat.</i>

1181
00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,828
<i>Madea, please. All right?</i>
<i>Everybody just chill out.</i>

1182
00:47:52,329 --> 00:47:54,164
<i>Nobody's thinkin' and carin' about this.</i>

1183
00:47:54,247 --> 00:47:56,875
<i>-This weekend is about my baby.</i>
<i>-[Cora] That's right.</i>

1184
00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,252
<i>-I have waited for this a long time.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1185
00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:02,505
<i>Graduating valedictorian.</i>
<i>This is Black boy joy at its finest.</i>

1186
00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:06,843
<i>If we could please</i>
<i>act like family for two seconds.</i>

1187
00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:09,346
<i>-Fake it till we make it?</i>
<i>-That's right.</i>

1188
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:11,473
<i>That's fine, but they're not our family.</i>

1189
00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,475
<i>[Madea] That's right,</i>
<i>not our family. Got to go.</i>

1190
00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,392
<i>Got to.</i>

1191
00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:16,519
<i>My son want me here.</i>
<i>I ain't goin' nowhere.</i>

1192
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:17,604
<i>[Madea grunts]</i>

1193
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,606
<i>[shotgun cocking]</i>

1194
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:20,815
<i>-[Brown shouts]</i>
<i>-[clamoring]</i>

1195
00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:23,860
<i>-Madea! What are you doin'?</i>
<i>-What you say about stayin'?</i>

1196
00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:24,986
<i>I guess we be goin'.</i>

1197
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:27,030
<i>I'll see you at graduation, son.</i>
<i>I'm proud of you.</i>

1198
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,865
<i>All right. Let's go. Babe, let's go.</i>

1199
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:31,743
<i>[Bam] She's so pretty. [laughs]</i>

1200
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,703
<i>Cora, I got to pee.</i>

1201
00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:35,705
<i>-Don't do that.</i>
<i>-Don't want me to say it out loud?</i>

1202
00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:37,165
<i>-No.</i>
<i>-Cora, I gotta pee.</i>

1203
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,833
<i>-What you--</i>
<i>-Cora, I got to pee.</i>

1204
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:40,627
<i>-Would you go on?</i>
<i>-I'mma go pee.</i>

1205
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,212
<i>-What the hell?</i>
<i>-Don't be long.</i>

1206
00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:46,633
<i>And if you are long,</i>
<i>bring it back. [laughing]</i>

1207
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:49,386
<i>What a wonderful family.</i>
<i>I really like them.</i>

1208
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:50,762
<i>They're so funny.</i>

1209
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,597
<i>[laughing]</i>

1210
00:48:52,681 --> 00:48:54,641
<i>-Aunt Bam.</i>
<i>-[Davi] You seem a bit off.</i>

1211
00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:56,267
<i>I just like dark humor.</i>

1212
00:48:56,351 --> 00:48:57,560
<i>[Cora] Oh, what…</i>

1213
00:48:58,186 --> 00:49:01,022
<i>Wait a minute. I…</i>
<i>Somethin' is wrong with Mr. Brown.</i>

1214
00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:03,441
<i>I think it's sugar.</i>
<i>I need to check his sugar.</i>

1215
00:49:03,525 --> 00:49:06,528
<i>You have candy. I need to give him</i>
<i>some more candy. Where's your purse?</i>

1216
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,905
<i>-Cora, you been in my purse?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

1217
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:11,574
<i>-You gave them candy out of my purse?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

1218
00:49:11,658 --> 00:49:14,285
<i>-[Madea] How many you give 'em?</i>
<i>-[Cora] They had four or five of 'em.</i>

1219
00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,579
<i>Oh, hell, no.</i>
<i>Cora, that's weed you gave 'em.</i>

1220
00:49:16,663 --> 00:49:18,832
<i>-[splutters] What? Weed!</i>
<i>-Yes, they high as hell.</i>

1221
00:49:18,915 --> 00:49:20,291
<i>My great-aunt is high?</i>

1222
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,585
<i>Eh, I love you. I love you.</i>

1223
00:49:22,669 --> 00:49:23,837
<i>Davi, I love you.</i>

1224
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,755
<i>I love him. I love him.</i>

1225
00:49:25,839 --> 00:49:28,758
<i>I love you too.</i>
<i>I feel like I'm 16. I love you.</i>

1226
00:49:28,842 --> 00:49:30,760
<i>Let me go check on Mr. Brown.</i>

1227
00:49:30,844 --> 00:49:32,679
<i>[screams] Cora!</i>

1228
00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:34,305
<i>Oh, hell, Brown.</i>

1229
00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:35,682
<i>Oh, hell, no. Hold on.</i>

1230
00:49:35,765 --> 00:49:37,851
<i>-They call me the Brown Panther!</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Jump!</i>

1231
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:39,269
<i>-Watch me fly!</i>
<i>-[Cora] Mr. Brown!</i>

1232
00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:41,062
<i>Agnes, catch me, baby.</i>

1233
00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:43,773
<i>I'mma fly. Can I fly? I can fly, Cora!</i>

1234
00:49:43,857 --> 00:49:46,317
<i>[screams] Watch me fly!</i>

1235
00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:48,820
<i>-Cora, I'mma fly.</i>
<i>-[laughs] Burn yourself up.</i>

1236
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,781
<i>-Now you jump off a roof. [laughs]</i>
<i>-[Brown screaming]</i>

1237
00:49:51,865 --> 00:49:55,744
<i>Hey, I need to get some of what</i>
<i>you've been out there gettin', Brown.</i>

1238
00:49:55,827 --> 00:49:57,746
<i>-Somebody, help him down.</i>
<i>-[screaming]</i>

1239
00:49:58,455 --> 00:50:00,290
<i>-[all scream]</i>
<i>-[body thuds on ground]</i>

1240
00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:03,960
<i>-[Brown grunts]</i>
<i>-Now that looked like it feckin' hurt.</i>

1241
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:05,545
<i>-I missed.</i>
<i>-[Brown coughs]</i>

1242
00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:08,048
<i>-Sorry, Brown.</i>
<i>-Should've got a video.</i>

1243
00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:10,425
<i>Can you believe they got high?</i>

1244
00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:15,263
<i>I mean, come on. You never know</i>
<i>what you're gonna find in a Madea purse.</i>

1245
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,724
<i>Mm-hmm. Ain't that the truth?</i>

1246
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:19,893
<i>You okay, though?</i>

1247
00:50:20,894 --> 00:50:23,021
<i>Yeah, um, I'm fine. I'm fine.</i>

1248
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,231
<i>No.</i>

1249
00:50:25,315 --> 00:50:26,149
<i>What?</i>

1250
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,067
<i>You… [chuckles]</i>

1251
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:29,694
<i>You were so happy,</i>
<i>but after dinner you got sad.</i>

1252
00:50:29,778 --> 00:50:31,738
<i>[sighs] No, it's okay.</i>

1253
00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:34,449
<i>I mean, it… it's been a day, you know?</i>

1254
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,326
<i>There's a lot going on and…</i>

1255
00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:40,580
<i>Now Davi's family is talking about</i>
<i>he needs to go back to Europe and…</i>

1256
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:42,248
<i>And that makes you sad?</i>

1257
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:44,334
<i>Well, I mean…</i>

1258
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:49,589
<i>I know how much Davi loves Tim.</i>

1259
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:51,007
<i>Yeah. Mm-hmm.</i>

1260
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,176
<i>Yeah.</i>

1261
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,844
<i>I'm glad they came out.</i>

1262
00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:57,013
<i>[chuckles] Did they, though?</i>

1263
00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:59,182
<i>Well, where were you? [chuckling]</i>

1264
00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:00,809
<i>Oh, I was there.</i>

1265
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,519
<i>-I was there.</i>
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>

1266
00:51:03,019 --> 00:51:04,354
<i>But did Davi come out?</i>

1267
00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:07,065
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-Or just my baby. I'm just saying.</i>

1268
00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:09,651
<i>-Yes, you… Actually, you are right.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1269
00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:13,571
<i>Maybe he didn't want his family to know</i>

1270
00:51:13,655 --> 00:51:16,407
<i>that he was…</i>
<i>You know, he wasn't expecting them.</i>

1271
00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:18,159
<i>Maybe.</i>

1272
00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:19,994
<i>I just want them to be happy.</i>

1273
00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:22,997
<i>So, how about, uh, Sylvia and Richard?</i>

1274
00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:27,836
<i>Mm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.</i>
<i>I don't wanna think about him or her.</i>

1275
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:32,632
<i>[inhales] I just want to focus</i>
<i>on my baby's graduation. [groans]</i>

1276
00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,051
<i>-That's it.</i>
<i>-[knocking on door]</i>

1277
00:51:35,844 --> 00:51:36,761
<i>Come in.</i>

1278
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:38,471
<i>-Hey there.</i>
<i>-[chuckles] Hey.</i>

1279
00:51:38,555 --> 00:51:41,558
<i>I was getting ready to go to bed,</i>
<i>but I wanted to come check on you.</i>

1280
00:51:41,641 --> 00:51:43,351
<i>I know this been a rough day.</i>

1281
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,520
<i>-[Laura] Yeah. I'm good.</i>
<i>-You good?</i>

1282
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,397
<i>-Mm-hmm. Yeah.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1283
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,607
<i>I don't wanna talk about it. I'm good.</i>

1284
00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:51,693
<i>-You don't wanna talk about it?</i>
<i>-Mm-mmm.</i>

1285
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:54,779
<i>Okay, well, my house, my rules,</i>
<i>so we're gonna talk about it.</i>

1286
00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:56,239
<i>Oh, okay.</i>

1287
00:51:56,322 --> 00:52:00,118
<i>That man ran off with your best friend.</i>
<i>I don't understand. That's horrible.</i>

1288
00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:02,287
<i>Just terrible</i>
<i>that they would just leave you like that.</i>

1289
00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:06,541
<i>Well, they didn't steal</i>
<i>or run off or any of that.</i>

1290
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:10,378
<i>I just… I mean… I just wish</i>
<i>they'd told me about it. That's it.</i>

1291
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:13,965
<i>[chuckles] Let me tell you two things.</i>
<i>I want you to remember this here.</i>

1292
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,301
<i>You always know.</i>
<i>God always send you a sign.</i>

1293
00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:19,512
<i>People look for a oak tree,</i>
<i>and God dropped a little acorn.</i>

1294
00:52:19,596 --> 00:52:22,182
<i>You got to pay attention to the acorn.</i>
<i>That's number one, okay?</i>

1295
00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:25,268
<i>And number two, if you don't remember</i>
<i>nothing else I tell you, remember this.</i>

1296
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:26,811
<i>I learned this a long time ago.</i>

1297
00:52:26,895 --> 00:52:30,648
<i>Never let your girlfriend</i>
<i>and your man hang out too often.</i>

1298
00:52:31,274 --> 00:52:35,153
<i>So you think</i>
<i>this all happened before my divorce?</i>

1299
00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:39,824
<i>Sometimes I think that the mall is open,</i>
<i>but ain't nobody shoppin'.</i>

1300
00:52:39,908 --> 00:52:41,826
<i>I sti… I don't…</i>

1301
00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:44,162
<i>-O… o… okay.</i>
<i>-[Ellie] What?</i>

1302
00:52:44,245 --> 00:52:46,623
<i>Okay. Nothing.</i>
<i>[chuckles] You like your mama.</i>

1303
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:47,999
<i>Think about it, baby.</i>

1304
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:50,793
<i>You and this girl talk every day</i>
<i>while she helping with your divorce.</i>

1305
00:52:50,877 --> 00:52:53,004
<i>When did they find time</i>
<i>to start dating, fall in love,</i>

1306
00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,340
<i>and do all this if it wasn't before then?</i>

1307
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:56,758
<i>That's what I'm saying.</i>

1308
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,093
<i>-[Madea] See, I knew it.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Mm-hmm.</i>

1309
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:01,512
<i>And baby, it hurts.</i>
<i>My girlfriend stole my man.</i>

1310
00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:03,264
<i>I mean, we were so close.</i>

1311
00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:06,226
<i>I mean, she just…</i>
<i>Ooh, she walked out with him.</i>

1312
00:53:06,309 --> 00:53:09,520
<i>It was bad. Real bad.</i>
<i>I don't wanna talk about it.</i>

1313
00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:13,566
<i>-I think she wants to talk about it.</i>
<i>-Uh, Madea?</i>

1314
00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:14,567
<i>[Madea] Hmm?</i>

1315
00:53:14,651 --> 00:53:16,361
<i>Would you like to talk about--</i>

1316
00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:19,030
<i>-I said I don't want to talk about it.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1317
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:22,367
<i>It was December 1st, 1955.</i>

1318
00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:23,785
<i>[women laughing]</i>

1319
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,453
<i>Bye, Laverne and Shirley.</i>

1320
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,330
<i>[classical music playing]</i>

1321
00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:29,499
<i>Archie?</i>

1322
00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:32,877
<i>I'll never forget it.</i>
<i>There I was in Montgomery, Alabama.</i>

1323
00:53:32,961 --> 00:53:34,003
<i>Archie, where are you?</i>

1324
00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:35,922
<i>And my girlfriend Rose, we was roommates.</i>

1325
00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:36,839
<i>Archie?</i>

1326
00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:38,091
<i>And she left me.</i>

1327
00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:39,509
<i>Archie, where are you?</i>

1328
00:53:40,093 --> 00:53:41,010
<i>Archie?</i>

1329
00:53:41,511 --> 00:53:44,264
<i>He had moved out.</i>
<i>Took everything out of the damn house.</i>

1330
00:53:44,347 --> 00:53:47,684
<i>Why are all your clothes gone</i>
<i>from the dresser? Oh no.</i>

1331
00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:50,019
<i>Whatever am I going to do? Archie?</i>

1332
00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:51,604
<i>I was like, what is going on?</i>

1333
00:53:51,688 --> 00:53:54,691
<i>Archie? Are you in the kitchen?</i>

1334
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:57,694
<i>Archie, where are you?</i>

1335
00:53:57,777 --> 00:53:59,779
<i>I started looking all around.</i>
<i>I can't find nothing.</i>

1336
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:01,364
<i>I'm looking for my man. He was gone.</i>

1337
00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:03,741
<i>Oh no. Oh God.</i>

1338
00:54:03,825 --> 00:54:06,536
<i>I knew he was messing around</i>
<i>with somebody. I didn't know who it was.</i>

1339
00:54:06,619 --> 00:54:07,578
<i>So terribly sad.</i>

1340
00:54:07,662 --> 00:54:09,080
<i>He wasn't gonna just walk out on me.</i>

1341
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,874
<i>He did it. Then Bill Clinton did it</i>
<i>later on. I wasn't finna have that.</i>

1342
00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:15,795
<i>Operator, give me 1-2 Montgomery 0-6.</i>

1343
00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:20,341
<i>Hi, is this the NAACP office?</i>

1344
00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:24,554
<i>Is my girlfriend Rose there?</i>
<i>I'm so terribly upset.</i>

1345
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:27,849
<i>I can't find Archie anywhere,</i>
<i>and I'm in this terrible dilemma.</i>

1346
00:54:28,391 --> 00:54:29,309
<i>Wait.</i>

1347
00:54:30,018 --> 00:54:31,019
<i>Oh no.</i>

1348
00:54:31,728 --> 00:54:33,938
<i>I think her things are gone too.</i>

1349
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,691
<i>Do you think they left together?</i>

1350
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:40,236
<i>[suspenseful music playing]</i>

1351
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,489
<i>So then I went to her job. She work</i>
<i>over there at the N… </i>[splutters]<i> …CP.</i>

1352
00:54:43,573 --> 00:54:44,407
<i>Rose?</i>

1353
00:54:45,408 --> 00:54:46,284
<i>Where's Rose?</i>

1354
00:54:47,577 --> 00:54:49,412
<i>Excuse me. I'm looking for Rose.</i>

1355
00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:51,247
<i>Everybody gonna act like they don't know?</i>

1356
00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:55,585
<i>Somebody better tell me</i>
<i>where the hell Rose is at up in here.</i>

1357
00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:57,920
<i>Where's Rose? Where is Rose?</i>

1358
00:54:59,756 --> 00:55:01,507
<i>[workers exclaiming]</i>

1359
00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:04,302
<i>Where she at?</i>
<i>Don't nobody know where Rose at?</i>

1360
00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:07,805
<i>Y'all don't know where Rose at?</i>
<i>Don't nobody know where Rose at?</i>

1361
00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:10,224
<i>Where's Rose at? Where's Rose at?</i>

1362
00:55:10,767 --> 00:55:12,477
<i>Where's she at up in this…</i>

1363
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:17,023
<i>Where Rose? Where Rose?</i>
<i>Where Rose? Where Rose? Where Rose?</i>

1364
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:20,526
<i>Is Rose in here?</i>
<i>I don't see Rose. Where's Rose?</i>

1365
00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:24,072
<i>Somebody gon' tell me where Rose is at?</i>
<i>Where is Rose at?</i>

1366
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:26,240
<i>[sobbing]</i>

1367
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:29,619
<i>I'd been driving all around</i>
<i>looking for her everywhere.</i>

1368
00:55:30,453 --> 00:55:32,205
<i>Then I look up on the bus,</i>
<i>and there she is.</i>

1369
00:55:32,288 --> 00:55:34,332
<i>What the hell?</i>
<i>I know she ain't on this bus.</i>

1370
00:55:34,415 --> 00:55:39,295
<i>I saw her on the bus, and I pulled</i>
<i>in front of that bus in my car.</i>

1371
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:40,546
<i>And the bus driver say…</i>

1372
00:55:40,630 --> 00:55:43,383
<i>[as Southern man] </i>"Ma'am, you can't
do that. This Montgomery, Alabama."

1373
00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:44,967
<i>And I was like, "I don't care."</i>

1374
00:55:45,051 --> 00:55:47,053
<i>I know damn well</i>
<i>you hear me on this bus, Rosa.</i>

1375
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:50,640
<i>I got out, and I stabbed them tires</i>
<i>with everything I had in me.</i>

1376
00:55:50,723 --> 00:55:53,226
<i>Rosa, I don't… Get off the bus, Rosa.</i>

1377
00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:56,229
<i>Rosa, don't sit there like…</i>
<i>Bus driver get back.</i>

1378
00:55:56,312 --> 00:55:57,688
<i>You better open this door.</i>

1379
00:55:57,772 --> 00:56:00,358
<i>Get off the bus, Rosa.</i>
<i>I'mma get you, Rosa.</i>

1380
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,026
<i>You see me, Rosa.</i>

1381
00:56:02,110 --> 00:56:06,322
<i>Get Rosa off the damn bus. Rosa.</i>

1382
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,117
<i>That's all right. I'm picketing.</i>
<i>I'm taking a picture.</i>

1383
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,619
<i>I'm taking a picture of all this sh…</i>
<i>I see you, Rosa.</i>

1384
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,746
<i>This is Madea. It is 19…</i>

1385
00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:17,834
<i>That's Rosa, Rosa Parks.</i>
<i>Y'all know her. I'm gonna post this in…</i>

1386
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:22,422
<i>It's 1955, but I'mma post it</i>
<i>as soon as I know what year the…</i>

1387
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,551
<i>I'mma post it one day,</i>
<i>but I'm taking it on my iPhone.</i>

1388
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:29,011
<i>I mean my aPhone</i>
<i>‘cause they didn't have iPhone back then,</i>

1389
00:56:29,095 --> 00:56:31,514
<i>‘cause it was A before I, but…</i>

1390
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,766
<i>That's Rosa Parks,</i>
<i>and that's Archie back there.</i>

1391
00:56:33,850 --> 00:56:35,017
<i>That's my man, Archie.</i>

1392
00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:38,479
<i>She stole him from me, and I started</i>
<i>the Civil Rights Movement 'cause of this.</i>

1393
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:41,607
<i>I was like, "Rosa, get off the bus.</i>
<i>I just wanna talk to you."</i>

1394
00:56:41,691 --> 00:56:44,485
<i>So she stayed on the bus.</i>
<i>The man got mad. White people got mad.</i>

1395
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,946
<i>Next thing I know,</i>
<i>Martin Luther King was there.</i>

1396
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:49,449
<i>Uh, Jesse Jackson, Millie Jackson.</i>

1397
00:56:49,532 --> 00:56:51,576
<i>Uh, J… J… Little Janet was there.</i>

1398
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:54,245
<i>La Toya, Reba.</i>
<i>All them Jacksons were there marching</i>

1399
00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:56,372
<i>and protesting down there in 1955.</i>

1400
00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:59,667
<i>-What Rosa are you talkin' about?</i>
<i>-Rosa Parks.</i>

1401
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,879
<i>-The</i> Rosa Parks?
-[Madea]<i> </i>No, no, her name is Rose.

1402
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:06,257
<i>Ain't no </i>the <i>Rose.</i>
<i>She became Rosa Parks after all of that.</i>

1403
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,967
<i>You know why Rosa didn't get off that bus?</i>

1404
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:11,012
<i>People think she was trying to help</i>
<i>Black people. That is not what happened.</i>

1405
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,764
<i>Only reason Rosa didn't get off,</i>
<i>she didn't wanna get her ass whooped,</i>

1406
00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:15,057
<i>'cause she stole my man.</i>

1407
00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:16,392
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-[both chuckle]</i>

1408
00:57:16,476 --> 00:57:17,310
<i>[Madea] And now look.</i>

1409
00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:22,607
<i>Look, Rosa Parks</i>
<i>is a whole entire Civil Rights hero.</i>

1410
00:57:23,316 --> 00:57:24,275
<i>She’s a shero.</i>

1411
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:25,651
<i>And you know why she’s a shero?</i>

1412
00:57:25,735 --> 00:57:28,404
<i>Because I would not let her</i>
<i>get off that bus.</i>

1413
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:30,490
<i>Next thing you know,</i>
<i>y'all can sit anywhere you want.</i>

1414
00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:32,033
<i>Thank me. You're welcome. Praise Him.</i>

1415
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,242
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

1416
00:57:33,326 --> 00:57:34,994
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Madea praise.</i>

1417
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:38,998
<i>That’s right. Thank you. I'm just saying</i>
<i>that all that bad that was,</i>

1418
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,626
<i>me… me mad at her</i>
<i>and wantin' to fight her, right?</i>

1419
00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:43,419
<i>But look at the good that came out of it.</i>

1420
00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:46,756
<i>Look at what has happened for Negroes</i>
<i>because of what I did. You understand?</i>

1421
00:57:46,839 --> 00:57:48,758
<i>-Cause and effect.</i>
<i>-[Madea] I did that. Right.</i>

1422
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:52,178
<i>So, when we get to the graduation,</i>
<i>I want you to have some cause and effect.</i>

1423
00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:57,308
<i>Grab Sylvia and punch her</i>
<i>dead in her damn face at that graduation.</i>

1424
00:57:57,391 --> 00:58:00,478
<i>Come on, come on. Where's your thug?</i>
<i>Get your inner thug out.</i>

1425
00:58:00,561 --> 00:58:03,731
<i>If did that to Rose, then you do it too.</i>
<i>That was back in the day, baby.</i>

1426
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,691
<i>I was young and sexy. I was 20 years old.</i>

1427
00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:08,361
<i>Okay. So if you were about 20 back then,</i>

1428
00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:12,281
<i>if I do the math and I carry the one,</i>
<i>you'd be about 95 by now.</i>

1429
00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:15,826
<i>[chuckles] Black don't crack.</i>
<i>Unless you're using it. [chuckles]</i>

1430
00:58:16,494 --> 00:58:19,956
<i>I took this back in 19 and 55.</i>
<i>There it is. I took that picture.</i>

1431
00:58:21,249 --> 00:58:22,083
<i>Okay.</i>

1432
00:58:22,667 --> 00:58:25,127
<i>Ha ha. Proof is in the pudding.</i>

1433
00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:29,715
<i>[indistinct chattering]</i>

1434
00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:34,971
<i>[upbeat Irish music playing]</i>

1435
00:58:42,562 --> 00:58:43,604
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

1436
00:58:44,272 --> 00:58:45,106
<i>Oh.</i>

1437
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:47,692
<i>[groans]</i>

1438
00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:49,819
<i>Hmm. Get them dishes clean.</i>

1439
00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:51,821
<i>-Well, hello.</i>
<i>-Hello, Cora.</i>

1440
00:58:51,904 --> 00:58:53,990
<i>-How are you? Good to see you.</i>
<i>-Hello, Laura.</i>

1441
00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:55,533
<i>How you doin'? How you feelin'?</i>

1442
00:58:55,616 --> 00:58:57,159
<i>[sighs] Terribly embarrassed.</i>

1443
00:58:57,243 --> 00:59:00,621
<i>Uh, why? You didn't do anything</i>
<i>to feel embarrassed. It wasn't your fault.</i>

1444
00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:02,290
<i>-We're so sorry.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

1445
00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:05,585
<i>Could… could I speak</i>
<i>to Madea alone, please?</i>

1446
00:59:05,668 --> 00:59:07,044
<i>Sure, sure. Madea.</i>

1447
00:59:07,128 --> 00:59:08,588
<i>-We can take this outside.</i>
<i>-Thank you.</i>

1448
00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:09,880
<i>Yeah, come on, sit down, honey.</i>

1449
00:59:09,964 --> 00:59:12,049
<i>-Can I help?</i>
<i>-Uh, sure. Take this.</i>

1450
00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:14,969
<i>-Okay. Thanks.</i>
<i>-Come right over this way. Right this way.</i>

1451
00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:16,345
<i>Good to see you, baby.</i>

1452
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,640
<i>-How you doin', hon?</i>
<i>-Hello, Madea.</i>

1453
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:23,060
<i>Ma… Madea, I'm very embarrassed</i>
<i>about last night.</i>

1454
00:59:23,144 --> 00:59:25,688
<i>Honey, ain't nothing</i>
<i>to be embarrassed about. Okay?</i>

1455
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:27,148
<i>I was a foolish old woman.</i>

1456
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:30,026
<i>Don't worry. We all been</i>
<i>foolish old women for somebody.</i>

1457
00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:31,444
<i>-[laughs] We have.</i>
<i>-It's all right.</i>

1458
00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:33,821
<i>-Yes. Oh, and thank you.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1459
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:37,533
<i>You know, when you get old,</i>
<i>you get stiff and achy.</i>

1460
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,077
<i>Truth be told, that's why I use it.</i>

1461
00:59:40,161 --> 00:59:41,037
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1462
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,497
<i>-I woke this morning with no pains.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1463
00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:45,916
<i>[chuckles] Yeah,</i>
<i>I was singing and dancing.</i>

1464
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,877
<i>[chuckles] Yep, I wake up like that too.</i>

1465
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,545
<i>My nipples were like two bullets.</i>

1466
00:59:49,629 --> 00:59:51,005
<i>[both laughing]</i>

1467
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,174
<i>I haven't felt that alive in years.</i>

1468
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,594
<i>Oh, you want some more, don't you?</i>

1469
00:59:57,178 --> 00:59:58,179
<i>Oh, like an addict.</i>

1470
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:01,557
<i>Ok… [chuckles] Okay. I'mma give it to you,</i>

1471
01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:05,019
<i>but you gotta be careful with this stuff.</i>
<i>Let me tell you, the key is this,</i>

1472
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,064
<i>you eat a little bit something before</i>
<i>then take a little now, a little later.</i>

1473
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:10,900
<i>-You got to microdose it, understand?</i>
<i>-Yes, thank you.</i>

1474
01:00:10,983 --> 01:00:13,110
<i>Go on, take a little bit.</i>
<i>I'm just gonna give you one.</i>

1475
01:00:13,194 --> 01:00:14,612
<i>-Thank you very much.</i>
<i>-Just one.</i>

1476
01:00:14,695 --> 01:00:17,990
<i>Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mmm.</i>

1477
01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:19,742
<i>Oh, that is gorgeous.</i>

1478
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,578
<i>Yep. You know, I make this myself.</i>

1479
01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:24,830
<i>-Do you?</i>
<i>-Yes, I got the recipe.</i>

1480
01:00:24,914 --> 01:00:26,624
<i>I'll give it to you,</i>
<i>but you gotta be careful</i>

1481
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:30,086
<i>because if you do too much, you'll get</i>
<i>five to ten. [chuckles] Be careful.</i>

1482
01:00:30,169 --> 01:00:32,755
<i>-Thank you very much, you know.</i>
<i>-You welcome.</i>

1483
01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:35,299
<i>I think you and I are gonna become</i>
<i>very good friends.</i>

1484
01:00:35,383 --> 01:00:38,761
<i>I believe that. I believe that.</i>
<i>I like you, Agnes Brown.</i> <i>[chuckles]</i>

1485
01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:41,389
<i>♪ Yeah, you fucking</i>
<i>With some wet ass pussy ♪</i>

1486
01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,686
<i>What? What was that? What'd she say?</i>

1487
01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:50,106
<i>♪ </i>Bring a bucket and a mop
For this wet ass pussy ♪

1488
01:00:50,189 --> 01:00:51,315
<i>A bucket and a mop?</i>

1489
01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:54,193
<i>Honey, if it's that wet,</i>
<i>you need a gynecologist.</i>

1490
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:55,611
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1491
01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:57,697
<i>♪ I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp ♪</i>

1492
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,699
<i>♪ I wanna gag, I wanna choke ♪</i>

1493
01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:01,909
<i>♪ I want you to touch</i>
<i>That li'l dangly thing ♪</i>

1494
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,536
<i>♪ That swing in the back of my throat ♪</i>

1495
01:01:04,036 --> 01:01:05,246
<i>Damn, that's violent.</i>

1496
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,623
<i>Maybe she's trying</i>
<i>to get a strep infection.</i>

1497
01:01:07,707 --> 01:01:10,584
<i>My mother told me, if you do that,</i>
<i>you'll never be able to yodel.</i>

1498
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:11,961
<i>♪ </i>Yeah, you fucking with some… ♪

1499
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:14,922
<i>Ooh, these young people</i>
<i>so ratchet with these nasty songs.</i>

1500
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:16,841
<i>-Where's that coming from?</i>
<i>-I don't know.</i>

1501
01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:18,884
<i>I don't know what the world is coming to.</i>

1502
01:01:18,968 --> 01:01:21,804
<i>-Young people these days.</i>
<i>-Young people listen to this.</i>

1503
01:01:22,555 --> 01:01:24,181
<i>[Madea] You ain't gonna believe we heard.</i>

1504
01:01:24,265 --> 01:01:26,350
<i>-What?</i>
<i>-</i>♪ I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp… ♪

1505
01:01:26,434 --> 01:01:28,602
<i>-[Madea] What you looking for?</i>
<i>-Mabel.</i>

1506
01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:30,354
<i>Looking for my phone.</i>

1507
01:01:30,438 --> 01:01:32,815
<i>-♪ </i>Swing in the back of my throat ♪
<i>-[Bam] There it is.</i>

1508
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:35,526
<i>Excuse me. Hey, Lil Black.</i>

1509
01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:37,403
<i>Say what?</i>

1510
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,530
<i>When? Tonight? Yeah.</i>

1511
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,657
<i>I guess she just has some wet ass--</i>

1512
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:44,034
<i>Uh-uh. Don't. Don't. No. No. No.</i>

1513
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:47,413
<i>["Before I Let Go"</i>
<i>by Maze featuring Frankie Beverly playing]</i>

1514
01:01:47,496 --> 01:01:50,124
<i>-[Tim] So, uh, what do you think?</i>
<i>-[Davi] It's great.</i>

1515
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:51,709
<i>No, it's not. I mean…</i>

1516
01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:54,336
<i>[chuckling] You are such a perfectionist.</i>

1517
01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:56,714
<i>-[chuckles] Yeah.</i>
<i>-Are you nervous?</i>

1518
01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:59,675
<i>-Yes, very.</i>
<i>-Don't be. You're gonna kill it.</i>

1519
01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:02,720
<i>Ah, thank you, man. You always on my side.</i>

1520
01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:05,598
<i>-Oh, look at them hugging.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Oh, ain't that cute?</i>

1521
01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:06,974
<i>Look at you.</i>

1522
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,518
<i>-Look at you two. I see y'all.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

1523
01:02:09,602 --> 01:02:13,189
<i>[humming "Bridal Chorus"]</i>

1524
01:02:13,272 --> 01:02:15,399
<i>[holding high note]</i>

1525
01:02:15,483 --> 01:02:18,569
<i>[Brown] Uh, Bam. Bam! Bam!</i>

1526
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:21,322
<i>You do know</i>
<i>that's wedding music you playin', right?</i>

1527
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,907
<i>That's why I'm singin' it for 'em.</i>

1528
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:25,743
<i>I think they gonna tell us</i>
<i>they're getting married next.</i>

1529
01:02:25,826 --> 01:02:27,578
<i>Uh, congratulations.</i>

1530
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:30,372
<i>You know, when they call</i>
<i>your name at the graduation,</i>

1531
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:33,793
<i>I'mma sing… [high-pitched]</i>
<i>♪ </i>This is your granddaddy ♪

1532
01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:36,879
<i>Brown, you gonna lose</i>
<i>all your nuts singin' that high. Hush!</i>

1533
01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:38,380
<i>-Way up high.</i>
<i>-[Tim] You can do that.</i>

1534
01:02:38,464 --> 01:02:40,925
<i>-I'm high. I always sing up there.</i>
<i>-[Davi] You got support.</i>

1535
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:43,135
<i>Look, look at this.</i>
<i>Look, look, look, look.</i>

1536
01:02:43,219 --> 01:02:44,929
<i>-[Brown] Oh Lord.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Uh-uh.</i>

1537
01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:47,723
<i>[Ellie] Make sure we cover…</i>
<i>Yeah, cover that up.</i>

1538
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:51,185
<i>-What the what?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Yeah, uh-huh.</i>

1539
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,395
<i>[Ellie] Y'all look real good. Okay.</i>

1540
01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:55,147
<i>[Brown] I like that color on her.</i>

1541
01:02:55,648 --> 01:02:56,982
<i>[Ellie] What are they doin' here?</i>

1542
01:02:57,066 --> 01:03:00,110
<i>Oh, I wanted my dad to come.</i>
<i>He said he had to bring her, so…</i>

1543
01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:02,154
<i>Tim.</i>

1544
01:03:02,238 --> 01:03:03,447
<i>It… it's… it's fine.</i>

1545
01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:06,033
<i>No, it's not fine. What…</i>

1546
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,743
<i>Does this not make you mad?</i>

1547
01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:09,954
<i>What are… what's really going on?</i>

1548
01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:11,580
<i>I'm fine.</i>

1549
01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:13,833
<i>You know what?</i>

1550
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:15,501
<i>Wait till Madea sees him.</i>

1551
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,586
<i>That's what I told him. I said,</i>

1552
01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:21,215
<i>"If I'm gonna make this damn coleslaw,</i>
<i>you ain't gonna be stealing my recipe."</i>

1553
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,551
<i>There she is.</i>
<i>All hell about to break loose now.</i>

1554
01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:24,677
<i>What the hell?</i>

1555
01:03:25,261 --> 01:03:28,305
<i>I know damn well he not back up in here.</i>

1556
01:03:28,389 --> 01:03:31,851
<i>-Madea, I asked him to come.</i>
<i>-What the hell you invite him up here for?</i>

1557
01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:33,769
<i>What the hell you mean,</i>
<i>you asked him to come?</i>

1558
01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:36,814
<i>-Please. Do it for me?</i>
<i>-Boy, I don't know you like that.</i>

1559
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:40,025
<i>I never liked you. I know we kin,</i>
<i>but that don't mean we close.</i>

1560
01:03:40,109 --> 01:03:40,943
<i>-Madea?</i>
<i>-[Madea] What?</i>

1561
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:42,778
<i>I think you need</i>
<i>some more of your chocolate.</i>

1562
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:46,282
<i>I done had too many. That's the problem.</i>

1563
01:03:46,365 --> 01:03:48,617
<i>Oh, and… and here she come.</i>

1564
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:50,744
<i>Laura, can I talk to you?</i>

1565
01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:53,497
<i>Hell, no, you can't talk to her.</i>
<i>She ain't got nothing to say to you.</i>

1566
01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:57,543
<i>-Can we talk in private, please?</i>
<i>-No, you marrying her man in public.</i>

1567
01:03:57,626 --> 01:04:00,045
<i>What the hell you want</i>
<i>to run to privacy now for?</i>

1568
01:04:00,129 --> 01:04:01,171
<i>Let's talk in the open</i>

1569
01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:04,091
<i>where all the people</i>
<i>can see what you're trying to say.</i>

1570
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,635
<i>Laura, I just wanna say that I'm sorry.</i>

1571
01:04:06,719 --> 01:04:09,305
<i>I didn't mean</i>
<i>to fall in love with him. It…</i>

1572
01:04:09,972 --> 01:04:11,390
<i>It just kinda happened.</i>

1573
01:04:11,473 --> 01:04:13,392
<i>-Look at my face.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Oh.</i>

1574
01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:15,603
<i>I don't give a damn.</i>

1575
01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:16,770
<i>[Agnes] Madea!</i>

1576
01:04:16,854 --> 01:04:19,356
<i>Bye, girl. Bye, girl. Bye.</i>

1577
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,985
<i>And it's been killing me</i>
<i>because I didn't know how to tell you.</i>

1578
01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:26,405
<i>C'mon, baby. You gonna hook up with him.</i>
<i>You could've hooked up with me here.</i>

1579
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:28,365
<i>I got what he got but bigger.</i>

1580
01:04:28,449 --> 01:04:29,366
<i>Joe, shut up.</i>

1581
01:04:30,117 --> 01:04:31,785
<i>But you do know I love you, right?</i>

1582
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:35,706
<i>Take that thing you came with</i>
<i>and bounce out. I can't take no more.</i>

1583
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,875
<i>[chuckling] Tell her, Mabel!</i>

1584
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:40,377
<i>Tim, do you want us to leave?</i>

1585
01:04:40,461 --> 01:04:42,004
<i>No, I want you to leave.</i>

1586
01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:46,091
<i>-I'm talking to my son.</i>
<i>-I'm talking to you.</i>

1587
01:04:46,175 --> 01:04:48,260
<i>-Tim.</i>
<i>-You are a sorry piece of--</i>

1588
01:04:48,344 --> 01:04:49,345
<i>-[Tim] Davi!</i>
<i>-Shit.</i>

1589
01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,055
<i>-It's okay.</i>
<i>-No, I'm sick of this clown.</i>

1590
01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:52,431
<i>-Clown?</i>
<i>-Richard.</i>

1591
01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:53,390
<i>[groans]</i>

1592
01:04:53,474 --> 01:04:56,518
<i>-Davi, why are you behaving this way?</i>
<i>-[Davi] I'm sick of him.</i>

1593
01:04:56,602 --> 01:04:57,978
<i>Uh-oh, gettin' ready to go down.</i>

1594
01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,563
<i>Who you… who you talkin' to?</i>

1595
01:04:59,647 --> 01:05:01,440
<i>I'm talking to the man</i>
<i>that had the audacity</i>

1596
01:05:01,523 --> 01:05:03,484
<i>to walk out on his family</i>
<i>and leave her in tears.</i>

1597
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,444
<i>-Baby.</i>
<i>-You don't know me, man.</i>

1598
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,446
<i>It'll be my pleasure</i>
<i>to beat the hell out of you.</i>

1599
01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:08,614
<i>Davi, stop it!</i>

1600
01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:10,991
<i>-Yes. Stop that now!</i>
<i>-I'm sick of him!</i>

1601
01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:12,451
<i>What? Boy!</i>

1602
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,411
<i>[all screaming]</i>

1603
01:05:14,495 --> 01:05:16,705
<i>-[Laura] Stop it!</i>
<i>-[Richard, Davi grunting]</i>

1604
01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:18,540
<i>Oh hell! Oh hell!</i>

1605
01:05:18,624 --> 01:05:20,000
<i>-Oh yeah.</i>
<i>-[Laura] Stop!</i>

1606
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,169
<i>[Cora] Oh my God!</i>

1607
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:23,170
<i>[screaming]</i>

1608
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:24,755
<i>[all shouting]</i>

1609
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:27,383
<i>You knocked that girl down.</i>
<i>What's wrong with you?</i>

1610
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:29,218
<i>-[Bam] Get Laura. Get Laura.</i>
<i>-Uh-oh.</i>

1611
01:05:29,301 --> 01:05:31,470
<i>He hit my baby. Whoa, what the devil!</i>

1612
01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:32,680
<i>Hold on, here!</i>

1613
01:05:33,389 --> 01:05:35,432
<i>[Laura panting]</i>

1614
01:05:35,516 --> 01:05:37,393
<i>-Baby, you all right?</i>
<i>-[Joe] Baby?</i>

1615
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:39,103
<i>-[Brown] Baby?</i>
<i>-That what he said?</i>

1616
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,020
<i>Are you okay?</i>

1617
01:05:40,104 --> 01:05:45,818
<i>No, I think he was checking on Timmy.</i>
<i>'Cause, Timmy, ain't you his baby?</i>

1618
01:05:45,901 --> 01:05:48,028
<i>Okay, what he calling her baby for?</i>

1619
01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:49,154
<i>You wanna tell them?</i>

1620
01:05:49,238 --> 01:05:52,992
<i>-Davi, not now. It's not the time.</i>
<i>-They told their secret. Let's tell ours.</i>

1621
01:05:53,075 --> 01:05:54,910
<i>Tell us what? What's going on?</i>

1622
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,412
<i>Please.</i>

1623
01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:59,790
<i>We've been seeing each other</i>
<i>for the past two years.</i>

1624
01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,542
<i>-You--</i>
<i>-Oh, you got to be lying.</i>

1625
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:02,459
<i>Wait. What?</i>

1626
01:06:02,543 --> 01:06:04,003
<i>-Did you know about this?</i>
<i>-No.</i>

1627
01:06:04,086 --> 01:06:05,295
<i>Davi, what?</i>

1628
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:08,048
<i>Wait, seeing each other?</i>
<i>What does that mean?</i>

1629
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:10,467
<i>I'll tell you what it mean.</i>
<i>They been fuckin'.</i>

1630
01:06:10,551 --> 01:06:12,011
<i>-[Brown] Joe!</i>
<i>-[Ellie] Uncle Joe!</i>

1631
01:06:12,094 --> 01:06:13,721
<i>Oh, boy, you can't be mad at your mama</i>

1632
01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:16,974
<i>'cause she gettin' that Similac</i>
<i>with vitamin… [voice drops] …D. [chuckles]</i>

1633
01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:20,060
<i>Oh, I see you, Laura. I see you.</i>

1634
01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:26,108
<i>Yeah. Now… now I know</i>
<i>why you not mad about them.</i>

1635
01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:27,026
<i>[Joe] Right.</i>

1636
01:06:27,109 --> 01:06:29,486
<i>[Bam] ♪ </i>Lean with it
Rock that baby with it ♪

1637
01:06:29,570 --> 01:06:32,865
<i>-[Joe] Hey! Hey! [laughs]</i>
<i>-♪ </i>Lean with it, rock that baby with it ♪

1638
01:06:32,948 --> 01:06:34,199
<i>[Tim] Mama, is that true?</i>

1639
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:39,747
<i>Yes, baby. It's true.</i>

1640
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:42,583
<i>Mabel, I'm so confused.</i>

1641
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,127
<i>I don't know… I don't know what to do.</i>

1642
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:49,298
<i>I thought the two boys was the lovers.</i>

1643
01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,259
<i>Aunt Agnes, I'm s… sorry. I will explain.</i>

1644
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,428
<i>-[Agnes] No. No, you won't explain.</i>
<i>-Aunt Agnes…</i>

1645
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,138
<i>So you and my mother?</i>

1646
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:58,515
<i>We were gonna tell you.</i>

1647
01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:01,602
<i>[scoffs] He was gonna tell me. [scoffs]</i>

1648
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:06,106
<i>This is wrong. He's… he's my age.</i>
<i>He's three years older than me.</i>

1649
01:07:06,774 --> 01:07:08,817
<i>[Bam] Wait a minute. [chuckles]</i>

1650
01:07:08,901 --> 01:07:10,402
<i>You mad, ain't you, baby?</i>

1651
01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:12,488
<i>"We the same age."</i>

1652
01:07:12,571 --> 01:07:15,282
<i>"He just three years older than me."</i>

1653
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:17,701
<i>[chuckles] You trying</i>
<i>to trick me, ain't you?</i>

1654
01:07:17,785 --> 01:07:21,288
<i>That means y'all</i>
<i>not the same age. [chuckles]</i>

1655
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:23,040
<i>No, that ain't what he's…</i>

1656
01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:26,418
<i>He trying to trick me.</i>
<i>I'm… I'm high, but I ain't that high.</i>

1657
01:07:26,502 --> 01:07:28,754
<i>Are you telling me</i>
<i>you seeing this li'l baby?</i>

1658
01:07:28,837 --> 01:07:29,922
<i>You talkin' to me?</i>

1659
01:07:30,631 --> 01:07:32,049
<i>Richard, you judging me?</i>

1660
01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:33,092
<i>Hell, yeah.</i>

1661
01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:35,135
<i>I mean, you're seeing this child.</i>

1662
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:37,179
<i>-What? You couldn't find a real man?</i>
<i>-Richard.</i>

1663
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:39,890
<i>Apparently, she couldn't get one</i>
<i>when she ran up on your ass.</i>

1664
01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,475
<i>Damn, this is funny.</i>

1665
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:43,977
<i>[Laura] You standing there</i>
<i>with my best friend,</i>

1666
01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:45,729
<i>but you think this is funny.</i>

1667
01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:47,773
<i>You wanna know what I find funny?</i>

1668
01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:51,527
<i>Is how Sylvia helped me with my divorce,</i>

1669
01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:55,072
<i>but you the one</i>
<i>who got away with everything.</i>

1670
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,990
<i>-There it is.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Tell him, Laura.</i>

1671
01:07:57,074 --> 01:07:59,451
<i>-Tell it, Laura.</i>
<i>-I got your back, baby. Tell it.</i>

1672
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,870
<i>You wanna know what else I find funny?</i>

1673
01:08:02,371 --> 01:08:04,915
<i>How I'm gonna go down to her law firm</i>
<i>and tell them what she did.</i>

1674
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,793
<i>And that this is ineffective council.</i>

1675
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:10,796
<i>And then I'mma haul</i>
<i>your ass down to the court</i>

1676
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:13,423
<i>and get everything I got coming to me.</i>

1677
01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:16,176
<i>Then we gonna see</i>
<i>who get the last "ha ha."</i>

1678
01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:18,345
<i>Yeah, I'm seein' him.</i>

1679
01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,639
<i>And let me tell you, this 26-year-old</i>

1680
01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:23,475
<i>is more of a man than you've ever been.</i>

1681
01:08:23,559 --> 01:08:26,436
<i>And probably more of a man</i>
<i>than you ever can be.</i>

1682
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,272
<i>This man sees me.</i>

1683
01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:29,857
<i>This man hear me.</i>

1684
01:08:30,357 --> 01:08:33,235
<i>And this man reminded me</i>
<i>that I'm alive and I can stand on my own</i>

1685
01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,945
<i>before you tried to gut me.</i>

1686
01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:39,241
<i>So maybe you can take some lessons</i>
<i>from this little 26-year-old</i>

1687
01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:41,201
<i>with your little triflin' ass.</i>

1688
01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,745
<i>-She went off on him, didn't she?</i>
<i>-[Bam] Yeah.</i>

1689
01:08:43,829 --> 01:08:45,455
<i>-She went off.</i>
<i>-[Brown] That's terrible.</i>

1690
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:48,083
<i>I guess she told you, stuck-ass.</i>

1691
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,334
<i>That boy…</i>

1692
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,754
<i>-That boy is--</i>
<i>-Is gonna be her husband.</i>

1693
01:08:52,838 --> 01:08:53,881
<i>[Brown] Oh.</i>

1694
01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,340
<i>Oh. What?</i>

1695
01:08:55,424 --> 01:08:57,092
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-Wait a minute now.</i>

1696
01:08:57,176 --> 01:08:58,010
<i>What happened?</i>

1697
01:08:58,093 --> 01:08:59,553
<i>-Baby.</i>
<i>-Ooh.</i>

1698
01:09:02,014 --> 01:09:03,932
<i>[Bam] Oh crap!</i>

1699
01:09:05,267 --> 01:09:07,436
<i>This is no time for Black Lives Matter.</i>

1700
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:09,521
<i>Don't do that romantic shit.</i>

1701
01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:12,941
<i>Player, don't do the romantic…</i>
<i>He on one knee.</i>

1702
01:09:13,025 --> 01:09:14,318
<i>Davi, please.</i>

1703
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:17,196
<i>Say you'll marry me.</i>

1704
01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:26,496
<i>Say yes.</i>

1705
01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:28,957
<i>Say yes.</i>

1706
01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:32,419
<i>And go!</i>

1707
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,671
<i>What the feck is going on?</i>

1708
01:09:35,756 --> 01:09:39,009
<i>-I think it's beautiful.</i>
<i>-She's old enough to be his mother.</i>

1709
01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:41,929
<i>Nobody ever won a race</i>
<i>in a second-hand car.</i>

1710
01:09:42,012 --> 01:09:43,555
<i>But he loves her.</i>

1711
01:09:43,639 --> 01:09:46,934
<i>What would you know about love?</i>
<i>You couldn't get yourself a feckin' man.</i>

1712
01:09:47,017 --> 01:09:48,018
<i>Arse.</i>

1713
01:09:53,065 --> 01:09:54,608
<i>-[Davi] Say yes.</i>
<i>-I gotta go.</i>

1714
01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:56,568
<i>No. [chuckles]</i>

1715
01:09:57,152 --> 01:09:59,488
<i>That's embarrassing as hell.</i>

1716
01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:00,572
<i>[Brown chuckles]</i>

1717
01:10:04,034 --> 01:10:05,577
<i>Baby, I think that's a no.</i>

1718
01:10:07,663 --> 01:10:09,081
<i>[sighs] I see.</i>

1719
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:11,917
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1720
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,795
<i>-[Bam] She said, "I'm sorry."</i>
<i>-[Brown] She said, "I'm…"</i>

1721
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,713
<i>You could've said something.</i>

1722
01:10:16,797 --> 01:10:18,590
<i>[Bam] She said, "I'm sorry."</i>

1723
01:10:18,674 --> 01:10:19,549
<i>[Brown] Yes.</i>

1724
01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:22,386
<i>-That's like the </i>Runaway Bride.
<i>-What the hell was that? Poor baby.</i>

1725
01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:24,263
<i>[Bam] Mabel, leave him alone.</i>

1726
01:10:24,346 --> 01:10:26,139
<i>[Joe] She didn't have to do you</i>
<i>like that, man.</i>

1727
01:10:26,223 --> 01:10:28,183
<i>I'm sorry. You down there</i>
<i>on one knee. I'm sorry.</i>

1728
01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,560
<i>-That's embarrassing.</i>
<i>-She could've said something.</i>

1729
01:10:30,644 --> 01:10:33,814
<i>-Somethin' to him. Damn, I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-She didn't want to.</i>

1730
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:36,149
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-That's none of your business. Eat.</i>

1731
01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:38,902
<i>What the hell y'all watching them for?</i>
<i>Eat something. Hell.</i>

1732
01:10:38,986 --> 01:10:40,696
<i>All up in my family business.</i>

1733
01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:44,408
<i>Well, can you pass me a beer?</i>

1734
01:10:47,202 --> 01:10:49,538
<i>-[Ellie] Laura?</i>
<i>-I don't wanna talk about it.</i>

1735
01:10:49,621 --> 01:10:51,581
<i>-Baby--</i>
<i>-Look, I love him.</i>

1736
01:10:51,665 --> 01:10:53,125
<i>Why didn't you say anything?</i>

1737
01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:56,878
<i>[sighs] There's just too much going on.</i>

1738
01:10:56,962 --> 01:11:00,340
<i>What? You gotta figure out</i>
<i>what you wanna do.</i>

1739
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:03,593
<i>I didn't mean to hurt him.</i>
<i>I didn't mean to hurt him.</i>

1740
01:11:03,677 --> 01:11:06,555
<i>Well, then the only person</i>
<i>who can fix this is you.</i>

1741
01:11:08,515 --> 01:11:09,349
<i>So fix it.</i>

1742
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:11,810
<i>Come on, baby.</i>

1743
01:11:23,864 --> 01:11:26,450
<i>I didn't ask y'all</i>
<i>to bring y'all children here.</i>

1744
01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,535
<i>This is a party for adults, half adults.</i>

1745
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,329
<i>-Not all adults.</i>
<i>-[flies buzzing]</i>

1746
01:11:30,412 --> 01:11:31,663
<i>Flies.</i>

1747
01:11:32,164 --> 01:11:33,957
<i>I should have changed me drawers.</i>

1748
01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:34,958
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1749
01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:38,003
<i>Ooh, Agnes. You funny child. [chuckles]</i>

1750
01:11:38,086 --> 01:11:39,421
<i>I need more "chocolate."</i>

1751
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:40,964
<i>-Do you?</i>
<i>-This stuff isn't kickin' in.</i>

1752
01:11:41,048 --> 01:11:42,382
<i>I'm thinkin' about giving you one,</i>

1753
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:45,010
<i>but I want you to understand this,</i>
<i>and hear me good.</i>

1754
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,095
<i>This chocolate,</i>
<i>you gotta be careful with it.</i>

1755
01:11:47,179 --> 01:11:50,349
<i>I remember one time I had too much,</i>
<i>and it snuck up on me all at once.</i>

1756
01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:54,102
<i>Next thing I know, I found myself</i>
<i>in Mexico chained to a mule named Arriba.</i>

1757
01:11:54,186 --> 01:11:55,645
<i>-Oh!</i>
<i>-Yes, honey.</i>

1758
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:58,231
<i>I was selling tequila</i>
<i>from between my breasts there.</i>

1759
01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:00,442
<i>Didn't know what happened.</i>
<i>So I'mma give you one,</i>

1760
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,653
<i>but you gotta be responsible</i>
<i>for what happens to yourself.</i>

1761
01:12:03,737 --> 01:12:05,572
<i>-Just the one.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

1762
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,700
<i>I don't know if I should.</i>
<i>Maybe I shouldn't. [munching]</i>

1763
01:12:08,784 --> 01:12:10,911
<i>-You know you should.</i>
<i>-What is he thinkin' of, Davi?</i>

1764
01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:13,580
<i>He has to come back to Ireland.</i>
<i>His granddad needs him.</i>

1765
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,831
<i>What?</i>

1766
01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:17,084
<i>That was the deal back then.</i>

1767
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:20,128
<i>When Davi's parents passed away.</i>
<i>Lord rest them.</i>

1768
01:12:20,212 --> 01:12:21,797
<i>Oh, yeah. Oh, rest them.</i>

1769
01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:26,051
<i>-I'll never forget his last words.</i>
<i>-Mmm. What was it?</i>

1770
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:27,552
<i>"Oh feck, it's a bus!"</i>

1771
01:12:27,636 --> 01:12:29,638
<i>[both laughing]</i>

1772
01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:31,390
<i>-Yeah. But…</i>
<i>-Well, it'll kill him.</i>

1773
01:12:31,473 --> 01:12:35,560
<i>When they passed, the deal was</i>
<i>that Davi's granddad would run the farm</i>

1774
01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:37,562
<i>until such time as Davi was old enough</i>

1775
01:12:37,646 --> 01:12:39,523
<i>and the time was right</i>
<i>for him to take over.</i>

1776
01:12:39,606 --> 01:12:40,941
<i>And the time is right now.</i>

1777
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,234
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-And he knows it.</i>

1778
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,528
<i>Oh, that's sweet. That's so sweet.</i>

1779
01:12:44,611 --> 01:12:46,905
<i>But what if his heart</i>
<i>wants something else now, baby?</i>

1780
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:47,948
<i>Feck his heart.</i>

1781
01:12:49,116 --> 01:12:51,326
<i>Sometimes I'm sorry I had six children.</i>

1782
01:12:51,952 --> 01:12:55,372
<i>Listen, baby, these children</i>
<i>have their own lives to live, honey.</i>

1783
01:12:55,455 --> 01:13:00,085
<i>-You got to let them live their life.</i>
<i>-I know, but they owe us.</i>

1784
01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:03,422
<i>You can't tell me that your Cora</i>
<i>doesn't owe you something.</i>

1785
01:13:03,505 --> 01:13:05,173
<i>[scoffs] Hell, yeah, she owe me.</i>

1786
01:13:05,257 --> 01:13:08,176
<i>All them years I had to spend</i>
<i>on that pole trying to take care of her.</i>

1787
01:13:08,260 --> 01:13:11,763
<i>Do you know how many splinters</i>
<i>I had to get removed from my inner thighs?</i>

1788
01:13:11,847 --> 01:13:12,848
<i>Splinters?</i>

1789
01:13:12,931 --> 01:13:16,726
<i>They didn't have brass poles back then.</i>
<i>Hos got it so easy right now.</i>

1790
01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:19,229
<i>Back in the day,</i>
<i>all we had was telephone poles.</i>

1791
01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:20,605
<i>And they didn't shellac em'.</i>

1792
01:13:20,689 --> 01:13:23,984
<i>You had to get on and ride that thing</i>
<i>and spin around and get that money.</i>

1793
01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:27,237
<i>And I did. I paid for it.</i>
<i>Today my inside look like hell.</i>

1794
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,072
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1795
01:13:29,156 --> 01:13:30,407
<i>But I paid. I… I took…</i>

1796
01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:33,410
<i>Listen. I had to do</i>
<i>what I had to do, but I did it.</i>

1797
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:35,579
<i>He has to come back and run that farm.</i>

1798
01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:38,373
<i>Let me ask you something.</i>
<i>What if that ain't his dream?</i>

1799
01:13:38,457 --> 01:13:40,584
<i>Feck his dream. He has to run that farm.</i>

1800
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:44,629
<i>How you gonna feel if that boy's</i>
<i>sittin' there runnin' the farm,</i>

1801
01:13:44,713 --> 01:13:47,048
<i>milking all them bulls,</i>
<i>and he don't wanna be there.</i>

1802
01:13:47,132 --> 01:13:48,383
<i>-Cows.</i>
<i>-Say what?</i>

1803
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:50,093
<i>Cows. Milking cows.</i>

1804
01:13:50,177 --> 01:13:52,095
<i>Not milking a bull. Milking cows.</i>

1805
01:13:52,179 --> 01:13:53,847
<i>Oh. Well, whatever the hell it is.</i>

1806
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,641
<i>What will it matter if he did</i>
<i>what you and his granddaddy want</i>

1807
01:13:56,725 --> 01:13:59,311
<i>if his happiness is over here</i>
<i>in America with that girl?</i>

1808
01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:01,188
<i>You know how hard it is to run a farm?</i>

1809
01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:03,773
<i>How hard it is</i>
<i>to get a bull to mate with a cow?</i>

1810
01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:05,942
<i>I had to French kiss a bull once.</i>

1811
01:14:06,026 --> 01:14:07,068
<i>-[grunts]</i>
<i>-[Madea] Hmm.</i>

1812
01:14:07,152 --> 01:14:10,572
<i>He wanted more, but I wasn't having it.</i>
<i>Well, not at that time.</i>

1813
01:14:11,615 --> 01:14:16,077
<i>And all the cow shit to be cleaned up.</i>
<i>We sacrificed for him to be here.</i>

1814
01:14:16,161 --> 01:14:18,663
<i>Listen to me.</i>
<i>Children gonna live their own lives</i>

1815
01:14:18,747 --> 01:14:19,998
<i>whether we want 'em to or not.</i>

1816
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:22,000
<i>So either you can stand there</i>
<i>and be against 'em</i>

1817
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:24,127
<i>or stand there with 'em</i>
<i>while they make their mistakes</i>

1818
01:14:24,211 --> 01:14:27,172
<i>or see if they gon' make a mistake</i>
<i>and help them. You understand?</i>

1819
01:14:27,255 --> 01:14:29,382
<i>-Madea, thank you for the chat.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

1820
01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:31,009
<i>-You're welcome.</i>
<i>-But I'm determined.</i>

1821
01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,094
<i>Davi is coming back to Ireland with me.</i>

1822
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:36,097
<i>Ain't nothin' I can do.</i>
<i>I'mma give you a couple more candies,</i>

1823
01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:38,183
<i>and we gon' see who gonna go</i>
<i>somewhere with somebody.</i>

1824
01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:40,852
<i>Here, just take that bag, baby.</i>
<i>Enjoy yourself.</i>

1825
01:14:40,936 --> 01:14:42,062
<i>We'll see who leavin'.</i>

1826
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:44,397
<i>Y'all come on in this house.</i>
<i>It's too hot out!</i>

1827
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:46,650
<i>-I gotta get this girdle off.</i>
<i>-I don't know if I should.</i>

1828
01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:49,402
<i>Get these children outta my yard.</i>
<i>I don't know these children.</i>

1829
01:14:49,486 --> 01:14:52,739
<i>And if you ain't bring no plates,</i>
<i>don't take no damn plates!</i>

1830
01:14:57,869 --> 01:14:59,287
<i>[basketball bouncing]</i>

1831
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:16,846
<i>I'm in love with her.</i>

1832
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,516
<i>Yeah, when were y'all gonna tell me that?</i>

1833
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:22,227
<i>I knew we had our graduation,</i>
<i>and you wanted to come out to them.</i>

1834
01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:24,229
<i>So I wanted to give you</i>
<i>all the space you needed.</i>

1835
01:15:24,312 --> 01:15:25,230
<i>Mmm.</i>

1836
01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:27,524
<i>But it doesn't matter now.</i>
<i>She don't wanna marry me.</i>

1837
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:31,403
<i>Aw. [scoffs] It's just low-down, man.</i>

1838
01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:34,114
<i>You know her, and you know me.</i>
<i>You know we're good for each other.</i>

1839
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:38,535
<i>How can you say that, Davi? Huh?</i>
<i>You've been lying to me this whole time.</i>

1840
01:15:38,618 --> 01:15:40,620
<i>-I never lied to you.</i>
<i>-I don't know who you are.</i>

1841
01:15:40,704 --> 01:15:42,998
<i>So, all the weekends you were gone,</i>
<i>you were with her?</i>

1842
01:15:44,332 --> 01:15:45,375
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-O… okay.</i>

1843
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,711
<i>So that sounds like you lied to me.</i>
<i>You didn't tell me.</i>

1844
01:15:47,794 --> 01:15:49,337
<i>She didn't want me to, but I wanted to.</i>

1845
01:15:49,421 --> 01:15:50,964
<i>Oh, so you blame it all on her?</i>

1846
01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:52,382
<i>No, I'm just telling you.</i>

1847
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:56,136
<i>[scoffs] You know what, man?</i>
<i>I don't have anything else to say to you.</i>

1848
01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:57,178
<i>You can go.</i>

1849
01:15:57,262 --> 01:15:58,096
<i>Tim.</i>

1850
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:01,141
<i>Why are you still standing here, dude?</i>

1851
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,183
<i>-I--</i>
<i>-Get up out of here.</i>

1852
01:16:02,267 --> 01:16:04,352
<i>I'm your friend, and I love you.</i>

1853
01:16:04,436 --> 01:16:05,687
<i>You love my whole family.</i>

1854
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,981
<i>You go ahead and be mad. You deserve that.</i>

1855
01:16:08,857 --> 01:16:09,691
<i>I just…</i>

1856
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:12,527
<i>I wanted to be there for you.</i>
<i>I didn't want to let you down.</i>

1857
01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:14,029
<i>-Mmm.</i>
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>

1858
01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:19,367
<i>I'm your friend,</i>
<i>and I wouldn't do anything to hurt you.</i>

1859
01:16:19,451 --> 01:16:21,578
<i>[scoffs] Really?</i>

1860
01:16:21,661 --> 01:16:24,664
<i>I love your mother. I'm sorry, but I do.</i>

1861
01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,461
<i>I'm outta here.</i>

1862
01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:32,756
<i>How you even say you wouldn't ever hurt me</i>

1863
01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:35,008
<i>and you love my mother</i>
<i>in the same sentence?</i>

1864
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,468
<i>What's wrong with you, man?</i>

1865
01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:37,844
<i>-[gate slamming]</i>
<i>-[scoffs]</i>

1866
01:16:42,182 --> 01:16:46,519
<i>♪ Every time I try to get a little high ♪</i>

1867
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:50,357
<i>[knocking on door]</i>

1868
01:16:51,483 --> 01:16:52,484
<i>Yeah, hold on.</i>

1869
01:16:54,402 --> 01:16:55,695
<i>I'm just doin' some sewing.</i>

1870
01:16:55,779 --> 01:16:58,823
<i>I can't stand it.</i>
<i>Have no damn company at my house.</i>

1871
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:01,117
<i>Ok…</i>

1872
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:04,037
<i>Come on in.</i>

1873
01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:06,623
<i>Hey!</i>

1874
01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:07,624
<i>Hi.</i>

1875
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:10,585
<i>I'm so glad you came to see me.</i>
<i>I was just sittin' here doin' nothin',</i>

1876
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:13,588
<i>waitin' for somebody to come talk to me.</i>
<i>Come on in. Sit down.</i>

1877
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:14,631
<i>[clears throat]</i>

1878
01:17:15,382 --> 01:17:18,510
<i>-Hmm. How you doin', baby?</i>
<i>-I'm good.</i>

1879
01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:19,594
<i>Good, good.</i>

1880
01:17:20,095 --> 01:17:22,514
<i>Well, looks like I messed up</i>

1881
01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:25,684
<i>my son's graduation celebration</i>
<i>once again.</i>

1882
01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:28,311
<i>You sure the hell did.</i>
<i>You messed that shit up.</i>

1883
01:17:28,395 --> 01:17:31,940
<i>[chuckling] No. I'm playin', girl.</i>
<i>You ain't messed nothing up.</i>

1884
01:17:32,023 --> 01:17:34,484
<i>All the sacrifices you made</i>
<i>for that boy, hell.</i>

1885
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,194
<i>He'll be all right. He'll be fine.</i>

1886
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:37,487
<i>You sure about that?</i>

1887
01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:38,571
<i>[Madea] Yes, honey.</i>

1888
01:17:38,655 --> 01:17:41,533
<i>You don't remember the sacrifices</i>
<i>you made? That's what a good parent do.</i>

1889
01:17:41,616 --> 01:17:43,993
<i>From the time your baby born,</i>
<i>you sacrificin'.</i>

1890
01:17:44,077 --> 01:17:45,954
<i>From kindergarten, you sacrificin'.</i>

1891
01:17:46,037 --> 01:17:48,748
<i>First grade all the way up</i>
<i>through college, you been sacrificing.</i>

1892
01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:50,667
<i>So after givin' them children</i>
<i>all that time,</i>

1893
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:53,169
<i>it's time you take care of yourself</i>
<i>and have you some damn fun.</i>

1894
01:17:53,253 --> 01:17:54,295
<i>He gonna be fine.</i>

1895
01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:55,463
<i>[chuckles softly]</i>

1896
01:17:55,547 --> 01:17:56,965
<i>You talkin' about Davi?</i>

1897
01:17:57,048 --> 01:17:59,801
<i>Yes, I am.</i>
<i>I knew something was going on with you,</i>

1898
01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:03,513
<i>the way you coming up in here,</i>
<i>bouncing, talking about, "Hi." [babbling]</i>

1899
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:06,015
<i>I know you was making you</i>
<i>happy or something.</i>

1900
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,016
<i>[chuckles]</i>

1901
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:08,351
<i>Well, it's not about him.</i>

1902
01:18:08,435 --> 01:18:10,061
<i>You know? I mean, he's fun.</i>

1903
01:18:10,562 --> 01:18:15,275
<i>But I'm just now starting to learn</i>
<i>how to love and be happy with myself.</i>

1904
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:18,278
<i>Then you on the right track.</i>
<i>That's exactly how it start.</i>

1905
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,864
<i>When you learn</i>
<i>how to be happy with your damn self.</i>

1906
01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:24,409
<i>Yeah, I just… I can't marry him.</i>
<i>I mean, he's way too young.</i>

1907
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:29,164
<i>Honey, I been talking to that boy,</i>
<i>and he seem very mature.</i>

1908
01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:31,291
<i>You understand?</i>
<i>Like he done been through some things.</i>

1909
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:34,169
<i>Sometimes trauma will grow you up</i>
<i>faster than a 50-year-old.</i>

1910
01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:36,421
<i>-How'd you meet him?</i>
<i>-Oh, well…</i>

1911
01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,965
<i>[Madea] Look at you smiling. [chuckles]</i>

1912
01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:40,675
<i>Oh, there's a good story right there.</i>

1913
01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:43,136
<i>Oh, it's really simple. Easy.</i>
<i>I don't know where I…</i>

1914
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:46,598
<i>I went to visit Tim in college,</i>
<i>and my son always late.</i>

1915
01:18:46,681 --> 01:18:48,683
<i>So he was late,</i>
<i>so I had to wait in the dorm, right?</i>

1916
01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:52,437
<i>So obviously, Davi's there,</i>
<i>and we just started talking.</i>

1917
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,397
<i>And I don't know, it was like…</i>

1918
01:18:55,190 --> 01:18:56,900
<i>it was magical for some rea…</i>

1919
01:18:56,983 --> 01:19:02,030
<i>Like, odd. Didn't know it at the time,</i>
<i>but like, we just kept talking and--</i>

1920
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:05,158
<i>Next thing, he was tapping that ass?</i>
<i>He tapping that ass?</i>

1921
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,869
<i>Tapping that ass,</i>
<i>speaking that Iranian… [gibbering]</i>

1922
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:09,871
<i>-Was he tapping? [laughing]</i>
<i>-[squeals]</i>

1923
01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,623
<i>-It's just…</i>
<i>-I'm just clownin' you, girl.</i>

1924
01:19:11,706 --> 01:19:13,666
<i>I can't have that conversation</i>
<i>with my grandmother.</i>

1925
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:16,377
<i>That's fine. That's fine.</i>
<i>I can teach you a few things.</i>

1926
01:19:16,461 --> 01:19:18,379
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-[Madea] But listen to me.</i>

1927
01:19:18,463 --> 01:19:21,049
<i>I should've known</i>
<i>when I first looked at him look at you.</i>

1928
01:19:21,132 --> 01:19:22,258
<i>That boy love you.</i>

1929
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:23,802
<i>He does, I know.</i>

1930
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:28,848
<i>But his great-aunt Agnes said</i>
<i>he's supposed to go to Ireland</i>

1931
01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:30,141
<i>and run a farm.</i>

1932
01:19:30,225 --> 01:19:32,727
<i>Like, a farm. He didn't tell me that.</i>

1933
01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:36,481
<i>-I didn't know you know that.</i>
<i>-Yeah, well, I know now.</i>

1934
01:19:36,564 --> 01:19:38,274
<i>Agnes on that shit, just so you know.</i>

1935
01:19:38,358 --> 01:19:41,528
<i>[scoffs] The shit I don't want her</i>
<i>to be on is being mad at me.</i>

1936
01:19:41,611 --> 01:19:44,948
<i>Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Sounds like</i>
<i>you need to have a conversation.</i>

1937
01:19:45,031 --> 01:19:47,158
<i>Talk to him about going</i>
<i>to Iran and everything.</i>

1938
01:19:47,242 --> 01:19:48,368
<i>Ireland. Uh-huh.</i>

1939
01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:51,371
<i>-That's what I said. Ire-land. Ire-land.</i>
<i>-Yep. You said it.</i>

1940
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,581
<i>Yeah, but, you know, talk to him about it.</i>

1941
01:19:53,665 --> 01:19:55,166
<i>Maybe you can go over there with him.</i>

1942
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,167
<i>What?</i>

1943
01:19:56,251 --> 01:20:00,213
<i>Baby, sometime you just gotta take</i>
<i>a chance on love. Love is worth it.</i>

1944
01:20:00,964 --> 01:20:02,507
<i>You really think I should do that?</i>

1945
01:20:02,590 --> 01:20:05,343
<i>[Madea] What's keeping you here?</i>
<i>Your child is graduating.</i>

1946
01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:06,928
<i>You sacrificed for him. Hell.</i>

1947
01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,681
<i>And that damn raggedy car,</i>
<i>raggedy house of yours,</i>

1948
01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:10,932
<i>that ain't worth keeping.</i>

1949
01:20:11,015 --> 01:20:14,102
<i>You ain't got no man.</i>
<i>Your job is piss-poor.</i>

1950
01:20:14,185 --> 01:20:18,022
<i>-Why not just go on over there with him?</i>
<i>-Yeah, my job is pretty bad.</i>

1951
01:20:18,106 --> 01:20:19,983
<i>I don't know,</i>
<i>but that farm might be worse.</i>

1952
01:20:20,066 --> 01:20:21,276
<i>[scoffs]</i>

1953
01:20:21,359 --> 01:20:24,404
<i>Last time a Black woman was on a farm,</i>
<i>it didn't turn out too well, so…</i>

1954
01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,698
<i>But just think about it.</i>
<i>Especially in Iran.</i>

1955
01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:29,325
<i>-Yeah, I have my freedom papers this time.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

1956
01:20:29,409 --> 01:20:31,828
<i>My question, though,</i>
<i>was that something you would do, Madea?</i>

1957
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,538
<i>I mean, should I really do that?</i>

1958
01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:35,456
<i>What do you mean, baby? That's love.</i>

1959
01:20:35,957 --> 01:20:37,250
<i>Love is worth it. Hell, yeah.</i>

1960
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,502
<i>I wouldn't do it at this age,</i>
<i>but when I was your age,</i>

1961
01:20:39,586 --> 01:20:41,754
<i>I took some chances,</i>
<i>and that's why I live my life,</i>

1962
01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:45,091
<i>now I ain't got no regrets.</i>
<i>I got out there, and I did the damn thing.</i>

1963
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,719
<i>Have fun. Just don't do nothin'</i>
<i>that's gonna ruin your life.</i>

1964
01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:49,929
<i>But at least take some chances on love.</i>

1965
01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:52,348
<i>That's love, baby.</i>
<i>That don't come around all the time.</i>

1966
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:53,600
<i>Yeah, I hear you.</i>

1967
01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:54,559
<i>I'm just…</i>

1968
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:59,731
<i>Oh, I'm just scared. [exhales deeply]</i>
<i>I'm 12 years older than him, you know?</i>

1969
01:20:59,814 --> 01:21:04,319
<i>I don't think it's age you worried about.</i>
<i>I think it's the heartbreak you done had.</i>

1970
01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:06,195
<i>Let me tell you about heartbreak.</i>

1971
01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:08,781
<i>It'll spit you out,</i>
<i>make you not wanna love nobody.</i>

1972
01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:11,159
<i>It'll make you not wanna trust</i>
<i>nobody ever.</i>

1973
01:21:11,242 --> 01:21:13,202
<i>That's what I tell women</i>
<i>when they get heart broke.</i>

1974
01:21:13,286 --> 01:21:16,122
<i>If you get your heart broke,</i>
<i>please have the courage to try it again.</i>

1975
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:18,791
<i>If that person break your heart,</i>
<i>have the courage to try it again.</i>

1976
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:21,294
<i>Next person break your heart,</i>
<i>have the courage to try it again.</i>

1977
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,504
<i>I'm gonna tell you,</i>
<i>you keep getting your heart broke,</i>

1978
01:21:23,588 --> 01:21:25,381
<i>pretty soon you gonna run up</i>
<i>on a heart surgeon</i>

1979
01:21:25,465 --> 01:21:28,092
<i>who know how to fix all them breaks</i>
<i>you done been through.</i>

1980
01:21:28,176 --> 01:21:30,511
<i>That's why you can't just stop, baby.</i>

1981
01:21:30,595 --> 01:21:32,972
<i>Love is worth fighting for.</i>
<i>Do you hear me?</i>

1982
01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:33,890
<i>Yeah.</i>

1983
01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:36,643
<i>So I get it. Get your heart broke,</i>
<i>don't wanna trust nobody else.</i>

1984
01:21:36,726 --> 01:21:39,354
<i>Buildin' all them walls.</i>
<i>Let me tell you something about a wall.</i>

1985
01:21:39,437 --> 01:21:43,066
<i>It'll keep everything out.</i>
<i>Stop building walls and build some fences</i>

1986
01:21:43,149 --> 01:21:46,361
<i>so you can look over and see if that's</i>
<i>who you wanna see or not. Do you hear me?</i>

1987
01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:49,238
<i>You're so wise.</i>

1988
01:21:49,864 --> 01:21:51,574
<i>Thank you. I know.</i>

1989
01:21:51,658 --> 01:21:52,992
<i>It's the weed.</i>

1990
01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:55,244
<i>I'mma tell you this now,</i>
<i>speaking of wisdom,</i>

1991
01:21:55,328 --> 01:21:58,539
<i>when you get married, make sure you</i>
<i>say "I do" to more than one person.</i>

1992
01:21:58,623 --> 01:22:01,918
<i>"I do" to one person ain't gonna work.</i>
<i>You gotta say "I do" to several people.</i>

1993
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:03,086
<i>You understand?</i>

1994
01:22:03,169 --> 01:22:04,337
<i>No, I do not.</i>

1995
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,673
<i>That's why so many people</i>
<i>are getting divorced these days.</i>

1996
01:22:06,756 --> 01:22:08,591
<i>They just say "I do" to one person.</i>

1997
01:22:08,675 --> 01:22:11,302
<i>Okay, I… I'mma take back</i>
<i>what I said about you being wise</i>

1998
01:22:11,386 --> 01:22:13,262
<i>'cause I feel</i>
<i>like you're going off the rails.</i>

1999
01:22:13,346 --> 01:22:16,933
<i>If you was high, you'd be with me.</i>
<i>But let me break it down for you.</i>

2000
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:20,561
<i>When you marry somebody, ten years later,</i>
<i>that person gonna be somebody else.</i>

2001
01:22:20,645 --> 01:22:23,606
<i>Ten years after that, somebody else.</i>
<i>People evolve. They change.</i>

2002
01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:25,358
<i>That's why so many people</i>
<i>renew their vows,</i>

2003
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:28,736
<i>'cause the person they say "I do" to</i>
<i>ain't the same person they with now.</i>

2004
01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:30,655
<i>Do you hear what I'm telling you?</i>

2005
01:22:30,738 --> 01:22:33,574
<i>Take a chance on love.</i>
<i>You gon' be all right.</i>

2006
01:22:33,658 --> 01:22:36,035
<i>That boy too young to know,</i>
<i>but you old enough to understand.</i>

2007
01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:40,164
<i>You old enough to know what I'm sayin'.</i>
<i>So, baby, y'all take your time, you hear?</i>

2008
01:22:40,248 --> 01:22:42,417
<i>Now, if you don't mind, I was sewin'.</i>

2009
01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:45,586
<i>I was, uh, net… net… I was net…</i>

2010
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:48,381
<i>Needle netting,</i>
<i>and I'd like to get back to it.</i>

2011
01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:50,299
<i>-Would you mind just…?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

2012
01:22:50,383 --> 01:22:52,427
<i>-Thank you. I love you.</i>
<i>-I love you too.</i>

2013
01:22:52,510 --> 01:22:55,179
<i>You've been here a long time.</i>
<i>It's been over a day.</i>

2014
01:22:55,263 --> 01:22:58,683
<i>-Almost time to go. [laughs]</i>
<i>-All right. I figured my time was up.</i>

2015
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:00,560
<i>-Yeah, but I love you.</i>
<i>-I love you.</i>

2016
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:02,979
<i>-Talk to that boy, you hear me?</i>
<i>-I will.</i>

2017
01:23:03,062 --> 01:23:06,315
<i>-[Madea] Okay. Talk to him.</i>
<i>-All right. Enjoy your weed.</i>

2018
01:23:06,399 --> 01:23:08,234
<i>Eh… Oh… How you know?</i>

2019
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,361
<i>You think I didn't smell that?</i>

2020
01:23:12,071 --> 01:23:16,325
<i>I got a prescription</i>
<i>'cause it ain't legal in Georgia yet.</i>

2021
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:19,495
<i>Don't be telling your sister. Damn cop.</i>

2022
01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:21,956
<i>[sighs]</i>

2023
01:23:28,421 --> 01:23:30,798
<i>This park close at nine o'clock, son.</i>

2024
01:23:30,882 --> 01:23:34,510
<i>Nine o'clock. They trying to gentle-fy</i>
<i>the whole neighborhood.</i>

2025
01:23:34,594 --> 01:23:35,970
<i>Yeah. Gentrified?</i>

2026
01:23:36,471 --> 01:23:38,473
<i>Yeah, that's when they try</i>
<i>to make everything gentle.</i>

2027
01:23:38,556 --> 01:23:40,099
<i>Like gentrified?</i>

2028
01:23:40,892 --> 01:23:42,477
<i>That's what I said, gentle.</i>

2029
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,854
<i>They gon' make it gentle.</i>
<i>It used to be rough.</i>

2030
01:23:44,937 --> 01:23:46,939
<i>That's why I go out and shoot in the air.</i>

2031
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,358
<i>I don't want nobody</i>
<i>to move here to make it gentle.</i>

2032
01:23:49,442 --> 01:23:51,527
<i>-I like it rough, like it used to be.</i>
<i>-Got it.</i>

2033
01:23:51,611 --> 01:23:54,197
<i>They come in here and raise</i>
<i>the property taxes and everything.</i>

2034
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,323
<i>Take over your damn house.</i>

2035
01:23:55,406 --> 01:23:57,492
<i>Put basketball courts in,</i>
<i>change the neighborhood.</i>

2036
01:23:57,575 --> 01:24:00,036
<i>Build pretty house all around.</i>
<i>I ain't selling shit.</i>

2037
01:24:00,119 --> 01:24:01,412
<i>Gentrification.</i>

2038
01:24:01,913 --> 01:24:05,458
<i>Whatever it is, I ain't selling.</i>
<i>I'mma hold on to what I paid for.</i>

2039
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:06,918
<i>-Got you.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

2040
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:09,212
<i>Uh, Madea, is my mom still up?</i>

2041
01:24:09,295 --> 01:24:10,254
<i>Why?</i>

2042
01:24:10,338 --> 01:24:11,798
<i>I gotta talk to her.</i>

2043
01:24:11,881 --> 01:24:14,467
<i>No, your mama done had a rough day.</i>
<i>Go on home.</i>

2044
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:17,678
<i>-What about me?</i>
<i>-What about you? Don't go upsetting her.</i>

2045
01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:19,347
<i>I'm not. I just wanna talk to her.</i>

2046
01:24:19,430 --> 01:24:21,933
<i>You go home,</i>
<i>get ready for your graduation.</i>

2047
01:24:22,016 --> 01:24:25,144
<i>Learn your speech, you understand?</i>
<i>Don't worry about this.</i>

2048
01:24:25,228 --> 01:24:28,648
<i>Parents are not perfect.</i>
<i>Parents make all kind of mistakes.</i>

2049
01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:30,775
<i>Your mom, your dad. Children think,</i>

2050
01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:33,611
<i>"My mom should've been better.</i>
<i>My dad should've been better."</i>

2051
01:24:33,694 --> 01:24:35,196
<i>They did the best they could.</i>

2052
01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:38,199
<i>Just growing up, raising children,</i>
<i>nobody tell them how to do nothing.</i>

2053
01:24:38,282 --> 01:24:40,618
<i>Sometime people just doin'</i>
<i>the best they can, you understand?</i>

2054
01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:42,829
<i>-Yes, ma'am.</i>
<i>-You had no idea they was together?</i>

2055
01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:45,998
<i>No, I mean, like,</i>
<i>he… he talks about her a lot,</i>

2056
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:48,835
<i>but I… I… I just never put it together.</i>

2057
01:24:48,918 --> 01:24:51,337
<i>He talks about your mama a lot?</i>

2058
01:24:51,963 --> 01:24:52,922
<i>Yeah.</i>

2059
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,006
<i>-And… and…</i>
<i>-I mean…</i>

2060
01:24:54,090 --> 01:24:57,009
<i>You didn't think something's goin' on?</i>
<i>Let me understand.</i>

2061
01:24:57,093 --> 01:24:59,846
<i>Two children in college</i>
<i>talkin' about your mama,</i>

2062
01:24:59,929 --> 01:25:02,390
<i>a man, and you don't think</i>
<i>something's goin' on?</i>

2063
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:04,267
<i>[scoffs]</i>

2064
01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:06,936
<i>And, baby, you goin' to law school?</i>

2065
01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:09,981
<i>-[scoffs]</i>
<i>-Listen to me. Do me a favor.</i>

2066
01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:13,025
<i>Don't try no cases right now.</i>
<i>Don't do no criminal cases.</i>

2067
01:25:13,109 --> 01:25:15,570
<i>Get some slip and falls.</i>
<i>Something you can handle.</i>

2068
01:25:15,653 --> 01:25:18,197
<i>-I'm just gonna go talk to her.</i>
<i>-No. I said it.</i>

2069
01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:21,492
<i>You ain't gonna talk to her.</i>
<i>You gon' go home and rest for tomorrow.</i>

2070
01:25:21,576 --> 01:25:23,911
<i>Make all of us proud</i>
<i>with your big ol' speech.</i>

2071
01:25:23,995 --> 01:25:28,291
<i>I… I'm gonna go stay at a friend's house.</i>
<i>I… I can't even look at Davi right now.</i>

2072
01:25:28,374 --> 01:25:31,043
<i>So come on, come on.</i>
<i>Go on home. Come on, come on.</i>

2073
01:25:31,127 --> 01:25:32,086
<i>Leave that basketball.</i>

2074
01:25:32,170 --> 01:25:34,964
<i>I don't want people saying</i>
<i>we stole it from the gentri-people.</i>

2075
01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:37,133
<i>Gentri-people trying to steal everything.</i>

2076
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,635
<i>-Open the gate for a lady.</i>
<i>-[Tim] Yes, ma'am.</i>

2077
01:25:39,719 --> 01:25:41,429
<i>-[Madea] Pull it this way.</i>
<i>-[Tim] This way?</i>

2078
01:25:41,512 --> 01:25:44,140
<i>[Madea] I can't get out of there.</i>
<i>Pull it this way.</i>

2079
01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:45,892
<i>This ain't going through there.</i>

2080
01:25:45,975 --> 01:25:46,934
<i>Go on home now.</i>

2081
01:25:47,018 --> 01:25:47,894
<i>[Tim] Okay.</i>

2082
01:25:49,437 --> 01:25:52,690
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2083
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,025
<i>[announcer] Derick Reed.</i>

2084
01:25:54,108 --> 01:25:56,527
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2085
01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:01,574
<i>[announcer] Tory Edwards.</i>

2086
01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:03,784
<i>The graduation's taking a long time.</i>
<i>You like my dress?</i>

2087
01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:05,786
<i>Oh, Miss Madea, you look very nice.</i>

2088
01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:09,457
<i>Thank you. Thank you so much. I try.</i>
<i>I got this from Aretha Franklin.</i>

2089
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:10,666
<i>-It's beautiful.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

2090
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:13,169
<i>She willed it to me.</i>
<i>Aretha knew fashion, baby.</i>

2091
01:26:13,252 --> 01:26:15,338
<i>-Wow.</i>
<i>-She willed it after she died.</i>

2092
01:26:15,421 --> 01:26:17,882
<i>Yes, indeed. How's your mama doin'?</i>

2093
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:22,386
<i>She still has her knickers--</i>
<i>Her panties in a bunch.</i>

2094
01:26:22,470 --> 01:26:25,139
<i>-Okay, panties, baby. Panties.</i>
<i>-She'll be fine.</i>

2095
01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:26,641
<i>How you doin', Agnes?</i>

2096
01:26:26,724 --> 01:26:27,934
<i>I'm fine.</i>

2097
01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:30,519
<i>Don't look like you enjoying yourself,</i>
<i>twisted up in the mouth.</i>

2098
01:26:30,603 --> 01:26:34,565
<i>No, no, no. [splutters] It's not true.</i>
<i>The sooner this is over, the better.</i>

2099
01:26:34,649 --> 01:26:36,108
<i>We can all get on that plane.</i>

2100
01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:37,860
<i>-Including Davi.</i>
<i>-[camera clicks]</i>

2101
01:26:37,944 --> 01:26:39,278
<i>Mmm. Mmm.</i>

2102
01:26:39,362 --> 01:26:41,739
<i>I think it got chilly</i>
<i>over here in the hot sun.</i>

2103
01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:45,576
<i>-I'm sorry you didn't have a good time.</i>
<i>-Oh, I did. I did have a good time.</i>

2104
01:26:45,660 --> 01:26:46,702
<i>I just… I…</i>

2105
01:26:47,203 --> 01:26:48,829
<i>I wasn't expecting this.</i>

2106
01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:50,706
<i>-[Cora] Wait a minute, that's my baby.</i>
<i>-This?</i>

2107
01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:51,874
<i>[Madea] Incoming.</i>

2108
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,002
<i>Davi O'Malley!</i>

2109
01:26:55,086 --> 01:26:57,630
<i>-Yes!</i>
<i>-[crowd cheering]</i>

2110
01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,799
<i>-Proud of him.</i>
<i>-Well-done, Davi.</i>

2111
01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:02,260
<i>[shouting indistinctly]</i>

2112
01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:03,219
<i>Go, Davi!</i>

2113
01:27:03,302 --> 01:27:04,679
<i>Okay. He know.</i>

2114
01:27:04,762 --> 01:27:09,141
<i>-[Ellie] He isn't even looking at him.</i>
<i>-I know. I ruined his graduation too.</i>

2115
01:27:09,225 --> 01:27:10,351
<i>No, you didn't.</i>

2116
01:27:10,434 --> 01:27:12,812
<i>You ain't ruined nothing.</i>
<i>That boy be all right.</i>

2117
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:16,107
<i>He better be glad. All that money</i>
<i>we done spent putting him through sc…</i>

2118
01:27:16,190 --> 01:27:21,237
<i>I spent $37.49</i>
<i>putting that boy through school.</i>

2119
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,447
<i>Timothy Marshall!</i>

2120
01:27:23,531 --> 01:27:26,826
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2121
01:27:28,244 --> 01:27:29,996
<i>[Richard] You did it! You did it!</i>

2122
01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:36,794
<i>That's my baby! That's my baby boy!</i>

2123
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:39,130
<i>[cheering, whooping]</i>

2124
01:27:40,381 --> 01:27:41,299
<i>Yes!</i>

2125
01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:43,050
<i>Go, Tim! [laughs]</i>

2126
01:27:43,134 --> 01:27:44,593
<i>[Madea] Y'all get the picture? Smile.</i>

2127
01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:46,846
<i>-He ain't smile? Did he get the diploma?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

2128
01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:49,140
<i>Great. I'm getting ready</i>
<i>to go and whoop her ass.</i>

2129
01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:51,183
<i>[Cora] Madea, would you just stay seated?</i>

2130
01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:53,436
<i>Don't do that at the graduation.</i>

2131
01:27:53,519 --> 01:27:54,979
<i>-[Cora] Yes!</i>
<i>-Don't do that.</i>

2132
01:27:55,062 --> 01:27:56,897
<i>-That's right!</i>
<i>-You already ruined two dinners.</i>

2133
01:27:56,981 --> 01:27:59,608
<i>-Oh my God.</i>
-<i>You got to act up everywhere you go.</i>

2134
01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:01,319
<i>-You know what you ruined?</i>
<i>-[Brown] What?</i>

2135
01:28:01,402 --> 01:28:03,904
<i>My appetite with that ugly ass suit.</i>
<i>Please be quiet.</i>

2136
01:28:03,988 --> 01:28:05,865
<i>Will you stop? He has to say his speech.</i>

2137
01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:08,034
<i>I'm tired of you</i>
<i>talking to me like a child.</i>

2138
01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:10,411
<i>-I don't meant to ta--</i>
<i>-I'mma take you to the cane.</i>

2139
01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:12,621
<i>I don't mean to talk</i>
<i>to you like a kid, Madea,</i>

2140
01:28:12,705 --> 01:28:14,373
<i>but this is a big day for him!</i>

2141
01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:16,167
<i>-[Bam] The way she actin'.</i>
<i>-[Madea] Shut up.</i>

2142
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:19,712
<i>[announcer] Now, we are pleased to present</i>
<i>the valedictorian of our graduating class,</i>

2143
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,464
<i>Timothy Marshall.</i>

2144
01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:23,215
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2145
01:28:23,299 --> 01:28:27,219
<i>-Yeah! Valedictorian!</i>
<i>-That's my son! That's my son!</i>

2146
01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:30,222
<i>-That's my son!</i>
<i>-He about to say his speech.</i>

2147
01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:32,308
<i>-He about to say his speech.</i>
<i>-[Richard] That's mine.</i>

2148
01:28:32,391 --> 01:28:35,394
<i>"That's your son."</i>
<i>He done talking about that's his son.</i>

2149
01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:36,687
<i>Well, it ain't your son.</i>

2150
01:28:36,771 --> 01:28:40,066
<i>You ain't did a thing for him.</i>
<i>Talk about your son. Hush! Hush!</i>

2151
01:28:40,775 --> 01:28:41,817
<i>[sighs]</i>

2152
01:28:42,485 --> 01:28:44,820
<i>-[Madea] He ain't saying his speech?</i>
<i>-[Cora] He ripped it up.</i>

2153
01:28:44,904 --> 01:28:46,489
<i>[Bam] What he gon' say now?</i>

2154
01:28:46,572 --> 01:28:48,657
<i>Maybe he got it memorized.</i>
<i>He got it memorized.</i>

2155
01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:49,617
<i>Maybe so.</i>

2156
01:28:50,201 --> 01:28:54,121
<i>[sighs] I was gonna get up here</i>
<i>and talk about life</i>

2157
01:28:54,705 --> 01:28:58,042
<i>and all of the great things that await us.</i>

2158
01:28:58,876 --> 01:29:00,586
<i>About jobs, about hope.</i>

2159
01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:04,006
<i>But these last two days, you guys,</i>

2160
01:29:05,383 --> 01:29:08,177
<i>I was lied to by my best friend.</i>

2161
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:13,974
<i>Well, I shouldn't say lied to.</i>
<i>Deceived by him and my mother.</i>

2162
01:29:14,058 --> 01:29:15,267
<i>-[Cora] Oh.</i>
<i>-[Richard] Yep.</i>

2163
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,185
<i>[Madea] Ooh.</i>

2164
01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:19,230
<i>-You see, I didn't know they were dating.</i>
<i>-Oh my gosh.</i>

2165
01:29:19,313 --> 01:29:21,774
<i>-Put all our business--</i>
<i>-He putting all this in the street.</i>

2166
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,275
<i>He don't have to say all that.</i>

2167
01:29:23,359 --> 01:29:25,694
<i>-[Madea] Are you recording it?</i>
<i>-Yeah. [splutters]</i>

2168
01:29:25,778 --> 01:29:29,031
<i>I spent all of last night mad.</i>

2169
01:29:29,949 --> 01:29:32,868
<i>Mad at them. Mad that I didn't know.</i>

2170
01:29:32,952 --> 01:29:36,664
<i>But then I… I… I realized that I, too,</i>

2171
01:29:37,164 --> 01:29:38,582
<i>am harboring a secret.</i>

2172
01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:41,127
<i>At… at… at least</i>
<i>I thought it was a secret.</i>

2173
01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:43,671
<i>My whole family already knew.</i>

2174
01:29:43,754 --> 01:29:45,089
<i>Yeah, we knew. We knew.</i>

2175
01:29:45,673 --> 01:29:48,050
<i>You see, I'm gay,</i>

2176
01:29:48,134 --> 01:29:51,387
<i>and I was really worried</i>
<i>about what they would think.</i>

2177
01:29:51,470 --> 01:29:53,222
<i>I didn't care what I thought.</i>

2178
01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:56,767
<i>When I came out to them,</i>
<i>they showed me so much love,</i>

2179
01:29:56,851 --> 01:30:00,771
<i>and it… it just made me realize</i>
<i>how fortunate I am to have them.</i>

2180
01:30:01,772 --> 01:30:05,526
<i>And so, as we start</i>
<i>this bright future of ours,</i>

2181
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:10,656
<i>I just want to take the time</i>
<i>to thank my mother, who always loved me,</i>

2182
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:15,453
<i>stood by me, worked, did whatever</i>
<i>she could to help put me through school.</i>

2183
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:20,958
<i>-And to my dad, thank you.</i>
<i>-[Madea] He ain't done nothing for you.</i>

2184
01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:22,334
<i>-[sighs] Madea.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

2185
01:30:22,418 --> 01:30:23,252
<i>Agree.</i>

2186
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:26,755
<i>Even though they were divorced</i>
<i>and he didn't have much,</i>

2187
01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:29,133
<i>he still tried to be there for me.</i>

2188
01:30:29,216 --> 01:30:32,344
<i>And to my best friend Davi,</i>

2189
01:30:32,428 --> 01:30:34,930
<i>who never once judged me</i>

2190
01:30:35,014 --> 01:30:36,432
<i>but was always a friend.</i>

2191
01:30:36,932 --> 01:30:41,020
<i>Even though he was sneaking around</i>
<i>with my mother.</i>

2192
01:30:41,103 --> 01:30:41,937
<i>[Madea] Damn.</i>

2193
01:30:42,021 --> 01:30:43,772
<i>-[Cora] Why does he keep saying that?</i>
<i>-I mean…</i>

2194
01:30:43,856 --> 01:30:45,900
<i>-[Bam] 'Cause he was.</i>
<i>-[Madea] He was whoring around.</i>

2195
01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:48,819
<i>He talk too damn much. What goes on</i>
<i>in the house stay in the house.</i>

2196
01:30:48,903 --> 01:30:49,820
<i>[Cora] Amen!</i>

2197
01:30:49,904 --> 01:30:53,240
<i>I thought about what kind of guy he is.</i>

2198
01:30:53,324 --> 01:30:55,993
<i>He's mature. He's a good man.</i>

2199
01:30:56,076 --> 01:31:00,080
<i>And I thought to myself, how lucky am I</i>

2200
01:31:00,164 --> 01:31:03,042
<i>that the two people I love</i>
<i>the most in this world</i>

2201
01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,252
<i>found each other because of me.</i>

2202
01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:07,838
<i>Would I rather have known?</i>

2203
01:31:07,922 --> 01:31:09,173
<i>-Yes.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

2204
01:31:09,256 --> 01:31:11,717
<i>[Tim] But I'm okay with it.</i>

2205
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,470
<i>And I wanna apologize</i>
<i>to them for how I acted.</i>

2206
01:31:15,888 --> 01:31:19,225
<i>A future isn't a future without a past.</i>

2207
01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:23,854
<i>And I'm just so thankful</i>
<i>that I have a family.</i>

2208
01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:26,357
<i>For my great-grandmother, Madea.</i>

2209
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:30,361
<i>My grandma, Cora,</i>
<i>Mr. Brown, Aunt Ellie, Aunt Bam.</i>

2210
01:31:30,444 --> 01:31:32,696
<i>And of course, Uncle Joe.</i>

2211
01:31:32,780 --> 01:31:35,699
<i>[Madea] Baby, Joe ain't here.</i>
<i>He was too high to come.</i>

2212
01:31:35,783 --> 01:31:38,744
<i>And I just wanna let the world know that</i>

2213
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:43,791
<i>I love them,</i>
<i>and I'm so thankful to be born to them.</i>

2214
01:31:43,874 --> 01:31:45,543
<i>And as we start this future,</i>

2215
01:31:45,626 --> 01:31:50,047
<i>I start mine standing on the shoulders</i>
<i>of regular, hardworking people</i>

2216
01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:51,632
<i>who didn't have much.</i>

2217
01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,300
<i>They are giants to me.</i>

2218
01:31:54,176 --> 01:31:56,303
<i>And I love them with my whole heart.</i>

2219
01:31:57,221 --> 01:31:58,055
<i>Thank you.</i>

2220
01:31:58,138 --> 01:32:01,392
<i>-[crowd cheering]</i>
<i>-["Pomp and Circumstance" playing]</i>

2221
01:32:04,770 --> 01:32:05,938
<i>Beautiful.</i>

2222
01:32:06,647 --> 01:32:08,983
<i>-Tim, Tim, Tim!</i>
<i>-[mouthing] Thank you, Jesus.</i>

2223
01:32:10,526 --> 01:32:11,652
<i>[mouthing] Yes.</i>

2224
01:32:12,403 --> 01:32:14,113
<i>[students cheering]</i>

2225
01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:19,952
<i>Hallelujah!</i>

2226
01:32:22,997 --> 01:32:26,333
<i>-That was all right. That was beautiful.</i>
<i>-That was beautiful.</i>

2227
01:32:26,417 --> 01:32:28,043
<i>-Yes, it was.</i>
<i>-[Madea] Yeah.</i>

2228
01:32:31,505 --> 01:32:33,716
<i>-[Davi] Hey.</i>
<i>-Hey. Come with me.</i>

2229
01:32:36,010 --> 01:32:38,554
<i>I thought I was the one</i>
<i>with the big secret.</i>

2230
01:32:38,637 --> 01:32:41,890
<i>Oh. [scoffs]</i>
<i>We didn't wanna hurt you, baby.</i>

2231
01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:43,892
<i>Do you love him?</i>

2232
01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:46,812
<i>Yes, I do.</i>

2233
01:32:49,273 --> 01:32:50,357
<i>Do you love her?</i>

2234
01:32:50,441 --> 01:32:51,900
<i>Yes, I do.</i>

2235
01:32:54,111 --> 01:32:55,446
<i>You should've told me.</i>

2236
01:32:55,529 --> 01:32:56,614
<i>I… I know. I'm sorry.</i>

2237
01:32:57,781 --> 01:33:00,159
<i>We're sorry. I'm sorry.</i>

2238
01:33:00,701 --> 01:33:03,078
<i>Look, trust me. We were gonna tell you.</i>

2239
01:33:04,997 --> 01:33:06,832
<i>Don't… don't be sorry. I…</i>

2240
01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,251
<i>I know what it's like to have a secret,</i>

2241
01:33:09,335 --> 01:33:12,921
<i>and I feel so good now</i>
<i>that my family knows.</i>

2242
01:33:13,005 --> 01:33:16,467
<i>And I… I don't want you to hide it.</i>

2243
01:33:17,718 --> 01:33:20,137
<i>I'm so proud of you, baby.</i>
<i>I stay proud of you. Come here.</i>

2244
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:21,930
<i>-I love you.</i>
<i>-[Laura] I love you.</i>

2245
01:33:22,431 --> 01:33:23,557
<i>[Tim, Laura exhale]</i>

2246
01:33:23,641 --> 01:33:25,851
<i>-I'm not calling you Dad.</i>
<i>-I wouldn't want you to.</i>

2247
01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:27,311
<i>And… and if you hurt her…</i>

2248
01:33:27,394 --> 01:33:29,730
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-I wouldn't do that.</i>

2249
01:33:29,813 --> 01:33:32,483
<i>But it doesn't matter now.</i>
<i>She won't marry me.</i>

2250
01:33:33,192 --> 01:33:34,026
<i>What?</i>

2251
01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:36,904
<i>Mom, you… you just said you loved him.</i>
<i>What's the problem?</i>

2252
01:33:36,987 --> 01:33:39,865
<i>[scoffs] He has to go back to Ireland.</i>

2253
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,117
<i>His great-aunt made that very clear to me.</i>

2254
01:33:42,201 --> 01:33:43,118
<i>What?</i>

2255
01:33:43,202 --> 01:33:44,662
<i>Is that why you said no?</i>

2256
01:33:44,745 --> 01:33:47,539
<i>Well, I don't want us</i>
<i>to be a rift in your family.</i>

2257
01:33:47,623 --> 01:33:50,834
<i>-Don't you--</i>
<i>-Oh, Davi, son, congratulations.</i>

2258
01:33:50,918 --> 01:33:54,505
<i>You did the family</i>
<i>and the whole country of Ireland proud.</i>

2259
01:33:54,588 --> 01:33:57,633
<i>Thank you.</i>
<i>Aunt Agnes, I need to speak with you.</i>

2260
01:33:57,716 --> 01:34:00,469
<i>There's nothing left to be said, son.</i>
<i>I'm delighted to be here.</i>

2261
01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:01,845
<i>And I'm delighted you were here.</i>

2262
01:34:01,929 --> 01:34:02,763
<i>Well, there we go.</i>

2263
01:34:02,846 --> 01:34:05,265
<i>Mummy, will you let Davi speak, please.</i>

2264
01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:08,811
<i>-Thanks, Cathy. I--</i>
<i>-Go on, say what you want to say.</i>

2265
01:34:08,894 --> 01:34:10,938
<i>-I knew I was--</i>
<i>-Wait, hold on a second.</i>

2266
01:34:11,021 --> 01:34:12,564
<i>I forgot your card.</i>

2267
01:34:12,648 --> 01:34:15,025
<i>-Here's your graduation present. Open it.</i>
<i>-What…</i>

2268
01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:21,156
<i>What's this?</i>

2269
01:34:22,658 --> 01:34:25,285
<i>-It's your ticket to Ireland. Canceled.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

2270
01:34:26,912 --> 01:34:27,830
<i>-But--</i>
<i>-But nothing.</i>

2271
01:34:28,789 --> 01:34:30,749
<i>Davi, you know how much</i>
<i>I want you to come home,</i>

2272
01:34:30,833 --> 01:34:33,752
<i>and you know how much</i>
<i>I respect family tradition.</i>

2273
01:34:33,836 --> 01:34:36,004
<i>But a wise woman told me,</i>

2274
01:34:36,088 --> 01:34:40,050
<i>"Children have to live their own lives.</i>
<i>They have to make their own decisions."</i>

2275
01:34:40,676 --> 01:34:43,220
<i>And she said something about</i>
<i>being a Black whore's…</i>

2276
01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:44,930
<i>Anyway, that's irrelevant.</i>

2277
01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:46,098
<i>The thing is,</i>

2278
01:34:47,391 --> 01:34:48,600
<i>your life is here, son.</i>

2279
01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:51,603
<i>And I think your happiness is here too.</i>

2280
01:34:52,438 --> 01:34:54,565
<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-And that's all I want for you.</i>

2281
01:34:56,984 --> 01:34:59,153
<i>[Brown] Oh, that's good. That's, like…</i>

2282
01:34:59,236 --> 01:35:00,571
<i>That's so good.</i>

2283
01:35:02,448 --> 01:35:03,532
<i>-[sniffles]</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

2284
01:35:04,158 --> 01:35:06,660
<i>[chuckles] So you don't mind</i>
<i>if we get married?</i>

2285
01:35:06,744 --> 01:35:08,704
<i>I don't think</i>
<i>that's a question for Aunt Agnes.</i>

2286
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:11,248
<i>I think that's a question</i>
<i>for the beautiful lady right here.</i>

2287
01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:12,750
<i>What you got to say?</i>

2288
01:35:14,168 --> 01:35:15,002
<i>Laura…</i>

2289
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:17,921
<i>Don't you get down on your knee again.</i>

2290
01:35:18,005 --> 01:35:19,214
<i>She already said no.</i>

2291
01:35:19,298 --> 01:35:21,175
<i>Yeah, you done embarrassed yourself once.</i>

2292
01:35:21,258 --> 01:35:22,509
<i>-Would you two hush?</i>
<i>-But Cora--</i>

2293
01:35:22,593 --> 01:35:25,262
<i>-You wasting time.</i>
<i>-He can propose and marry my daughter.</i>

2294
01:35:25,345 --> 01:35:26,972
<i>I'm keeping him from embarrassing himself.</i>

2295
01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:29,183
<i>Yeah, I'mma take a picture.</i>
<i>Hush. Go ahead, baby.</i>

2296
01:35:29,266 --> 01:35:30,517
<i>-Do it. Do it</i>
<i>-Just ask.</i>

2297
01:35:30,601 --> 01:35:32,603
<i>-[Cora] I'mma see if she gon' say yes.</i>
<i>-Laura.</i>

2298
01:35:33,103 --> 01:35:35,939
<i>[breathes deeply] Will you marry me?</i>

2299
01:35:36,023 --> 01:35:36,982
<i>[Brown] Shh.</i>

2300
01:35:37,983 --> 01:35:39,109
<i>Yes.</i>

2301
01:35:39,193 --> 01:35:41,111
<i>-Yes!</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

2302
01:35:41,195 --> 01:35:44,740
<i>[Cora] Yes, we'll marry you.</i>
<i>Yes, we'll marry you.</i>

2303
01:35:44,823 --> 01:35:49,244
<i>I want you to tie that knot.</i>
<i>And y'all will go to holy mattresmony.</i>

2304
01:35:49,328 --> 01:35:51,914
<i>-What are you gonna tell his grandpa?</i>
<i>-Nothing.</i>

2305
01:35:51,997 --> 01:35:53,123
<i>Nothing?</i>

2306
01:35:53,207 --> 01:35:54,917
<i>His granddad is in jail.</i>

2307
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,628
<i>He was found in a hotel room</i>
<i>naked with a drunk sheep.</i>

2308
01:35:57,711 --> 01:35:59,087
<i>-Shut…</i>
<i>-[Cora, Brown] What?</i>

2309
01:35:59,171 --> 01:36:00,464
<i>-A sheep?</i>
<i>-[Agnes] Hmm.</i>

2310
01:36:00,547 --> 01:36:02,174
<i>-That's nasty.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

2311
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,135
<i>He brought the sheep in hisself?</i>

2312
01:36:05,219 --> 01:36:08,263
<i>-No, no. It was a… it was a… a blind date.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

2313
01:36:08,347 --> 01:36:10,390
<i>I done seen that movie and the sequel.</i>

2314
01:36:10,474 --> 01:36:12,100
<i>-[Agnes chuckles]</i>
<i>-[Cora] Ooh!</i>

2315
01:36:13,727 --> 01:36:15,312
<i>I love you, Aunt Agnes.</i>

2316
01:36:15,395 --> 01:36:18,315
<i>-I know, son, and I love you.</i>
<i>-[Bam] Congratulations.</i>

2317
01:36:18,398 --> 01:36:21,109
<i>Now, we have a plane to catch.</i>
<i>Cathy, come on.</i>

2318
01:36:21,193 --> 01:36:22,444
<i>That is so nice.</i>

2319
01:36:22,528 --> 01:36:25,322
<i>God bless y'all.</i>
<i>I'm so proud of y'all. Whoo!</i>

2320
01:36:25,405 --> 01:36:27,241
<i>-Laura.</i>
<i>-Where's Madea?</i>

2321
01:36:27,324 --> 01:36:29,243
<i>Over there asleep.</i>

2322
01:36:29,326 --> 01:36:31,286
<i>I wanna say goodbye. Cathy, come on.</i>

2323
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:32,955
<i>Wait here.</i>

2324
01:36:33,038 --> 01:36:35,249
<i>Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you.</i>

2325
01:36:35,332 --> 01:36:37,125
<i>Man, let me do y'all wedding.</i>

2326
01:36:37,209 --> 01:36:41,171
<i>Mmm. Yeah. Jay, thank you, Jay.</i>

2327
01:36:41,255 --> 01:36:42,130
<i>Madea.</i>

2328
01:36:42,714 --> 01:36:46,844
<i>Oh, you… you scared me.</i>
<i>I fell asleep on that indica. Mmm.</i>

2329
01:36:46,927 --> 01:36:48,303
<i>-Is it over?</i>
<i>-Yes.</i>

2330
01:36:48,804 --> 01:36:50,264
<i>Oh, okay. Okay.</i>

2331
01:36:50,347 --> 01:36:52,391
<i>-We have to get to the plane.</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

2332
01:36:52,474 --> 01:36:53,642
<i>I'm letting Davi stay.</i>

2333
01:36:53,725 --> 01:36:55,561
<i>I knew you would.</i>
<i>That is the right thing to do.</i>

2334
01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:56,895
<i>I knew you'd do the right thing.</i>

2335
01:36:56,979 --> 01:36:58,647
<i>[chuckles] Madea, thanks very much.</i>

2336
01:36:58,730 --> 01:37:01,441
<i>You were a wonderful hostess,</i>
<i>and thank you for the talks--</i>

2337
01:37:01,525 --> 01:37:03,110
<i>I'm a wonderful ho-stess?</i>

2338
01:37:03,193 --> 01:37:04,695
<i>Ho-stess.</i>

2339
01:37:04,778 --> 01:37:07,906
<i>Oh, that's hos, plural.</i>
<i>Okay, yes. I get it.</i>

2340
01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:10,951
<i>Thank you so much for the talks,</i>
<i>and thank you for the recipe.</i>

2341
01:37:11,034 --> 01:37:12,828
<i>Oh, you welcome. Don't go to jail.</i>

2342
01:37:12,911 --> 01:37:15,330
<i>You get five to ten</i>
<i>if you make too much. [chuckles]</i>

2343
01:37:15,414 --> 01:37:18,333
<i>When you gonna come across the pond?</i>
<i>Come and visit us.</i>

2344
01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:20,085
<i>-Hmm.</i>
<i>-It'd be nice to show you around.</i>

2345
01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:22,004
<i>-I'll show you everywhere.</i>
<i>-Hmm.</i>

2346
01:37:22,087 --> 01:37:24,715
<i>Maybe Mrs. Brown and Madea do Europe.</i>

2347
01:37:24,798 --> 01:37:26,758
<i>-Ooh, I love that.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

2348
01:37:26,842 --> 01:37:28,510
<i>I can't wait to show you</i>
<i>my beloved Ireland.</i>

2349
01:37:28,594 --> 01:37:32,014
<i>Oh, you had me till you started talking</i>
<i>about Iran. Baby, I can't go to Iran.</i>

2350
01:37:32,097 --> 01:37:35,601
<i>-Ireland.</i>
<i>-I know, too much sand in that Iran-land.</i>

2351
01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:37,561
<i>Fuck's sake.</i>

2352
01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:38,896
<i>-Whatever.</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

2353
01:37:38,979 --> 01:37:41,189
<i>-Right. Well, I better go.</i>
<i>-Yeah. Yeah.</i>

2354
01:37:41,273 --> 01:37:43,650
<i>-Thanks for everything.</i>
<i>-You travel safe. Fly.</i>

2355
01:37:43,734 --> 01:37:45,110
<i>-Bye.</i>
<i>-Bye.</i>

2356
01:37:45,193 --> 01:37:48,196
<i>Listen. Thank you so much</i>
<i>from the bottom of my heart.</i>

2357
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:49,114
<i>I appreciate it.</i>

2358
01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:51,533
<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-I'm high as hell, or I'd walk you out.</i>

2359
01:37:51,617 --> 01:37:53,744
<i>-I'm going now.</i>
<i>-Okay, I gotta find the steps.</i>

2360
01:37:53,827 --> 01:37:55,996
<i>That's why I falled asleep up here.</i>
<i>I'm high as hell.</i>

2361
01:37:56,079 --> 01:37:57,247
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-I love you.</i>

2362
01:37:57,331 --> 01:37:58,332
<i>I love you too.</i>

2363
01:37:58,415 --> 01:37:59,458
<i>I love you too.</i>

2364
01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,084
<i>-Bye.</i>
<i>-Bye, Agnes.</i>

2365
01:38:01,168 --> 01:38:03,378
<i>-I just wanted to say goodbye.</i>
<i>-You did, baby.</i>

2366
01:38:03,462 --> 01:38:05,213
<i>-Oh, did I?</i>
<i>-Twice. Okay. All right.</i>

2367
01:38:05,297 --> 01:38:07,507
<i>You all up in my space. [chuckles] Bye.</i>

2368
01:38:08,216 --> 01:38:10,469
<i>Mabel, did you…</i>
<i>What you dreaming up here about?</i>

2369
01:38:10,552 --> 01:38:13,639
<i>-Baby, I had that good-good.</i>
<i>-[Brown] Really?</i>

2370
01:38:13,722 --> 01:38:17,017
<i>♪ Grainin' on that wood</i>
<i>Grainin', grainin' on that wood… ♪</i>

2371
01:38:17,768 --> 01:38:19,770
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2372
01:38:22,314 --> 01:38:26,944
<i>♪ Lift every voice ♪</i>

2373
01:38:27,027 --> 01:38:32,032
<i>♪ And sing ♪</i>

2374
01:38:32,699 --> 01:38:34,785
<i>[strong percussive beat begins]</i>

2375
01:38:36,078 --> 01:38:37,287
<i>[crowd] Yeah!</i>

2376
01:38:37,371 --> 01:38:42,292
<i>♪ Till earth and</i> <i>♪</i>

2377
01:38:42,376 --> 01:38:49,007
<i>♪ Heaven ring ♪</i>

2378
01:38:54,638 --> 01:38:57,307
<i>♪ Ring with the ♪</i>

2379
01:38:57,391 --> 01:39:03,188
<i>♪ Harmonies</i> <i>♪</i>

2380
01:39:04,231 --> 01:39:05,816
<i>[man] Oh yeah, oh yeah.</i>

2381
01:39:07,067 --> 01:39:09,903
<i>♪ Of liberty ♪</i>

2382
01:39:09,987 --> 01:39:13,073
<i>♪ Let our rejoicing rise ♪</i>

2383
01:39:13,156 --> 01:39:16,284
<i>♪ High as the listening skies ♪</i>

2384
01:39:16,368 --> 01:39:21,873
<i>♪ Let it resound</i>
<i>Loud as the rolling sea ♪</i>

2385
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,544
<i>[fireworks explode]</i>

2386
01:39:25,627 --> 01:39:27,045
<i>What you think is better?</i>

2387
01:39:27,129 --> 01:39:28,839
<i>[man] I mean, I think we could use</i>

2388
01:39:28,922 --> 01:39:30,966
<i>another "Drunk in Love"</i>
<i>swag sort of run-through.</i>

2389
01:39:31,049 --> 01:39:32,342
<i>Yep, I agree. I agree.</i>

2390
01:39:33,010 --> 01:39:36,304
<i>[man] And get all departments,</i>
<i>people who haven't seen the show,</i>

2391
01:39:36,388 --> 01:39:39,224
<i>like seen it from the top,</i>
<i>are super unclear of what the vibe is.</i>

2392
01:39:39,307 --> 01:39:41,184
<i>What she walk in front of me for?</i>
<i>I'm talking.</i>

2393
01:39:41,268 --> 01:39:42,894
<i>You just gonna walk in front of me?</i>

2394
01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:44,646
<i>Yeah, I'm with you.</i>

2395
01:39:44,730 --> 01:39:47,190
<i>Let's get all departments</i>
<i>so we can feel each other energy.</i>

2396
01:39:47,274 --> 01:39:49,234
<i>Okay. What time is it?</i>

2397
01:39:49,317 --> 01:39:52,863
<i>-[woman] Six-thirty.</i>
<i>-Okay. And what time we gotta leave?</i>

2398
01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:54,614
<i>[woman] At eight.</i>

2399
01:39:54,698 --> 01:39:56,742
<i>That's enough time.</i>
<i>We can try to get most of it too.</i>

2400
01:39:56,825 --> 01:39:57,701
<i>Okay. Fine.</i>

2401
01:39:57,784 --> 01:39:59,786
<i>Okay, well, let's do it. Let's go.</i>

2402
01:39:59,870 --> 01:40:03,165
<i>["Drunk in Love" playing]</i>

2403
01:40:06,543 --> 01:40:09,004
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2404
01:40:12,758 --> 01:40:15,385
<i>♪ I been drinkin', I been drinkin' ♪</i>

2405
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:19,681
<i>♪ I get filthy</i>
<i>When that liquor get into me ♪</i>

2406
01:40:19,765 --> 01:40:22,267
<i>♪ I been thinkin', I been thinkin' ♪</i>

2407
01:40:23,852 --> 01:40:26,063
<i>♪ Can't keep my fingers off it, baby ♪</i>

2408
01:40:26,146 --> 01:40:29,316
<i>-♪ I want you, na-na ♪</i>
-[band begins to play]

2409
01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:32,861
<i>♪ Can't keep my fingers off you, baby ♪</i>

2410
01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:36,031
<i>♪ I want you, na-na ♪</i>

2411
01:40:36,114 --> 01:40:39,910
<i>♪ Drunk in love ♪</i>

2412
01:40:39,993 --> 01:40:42,996
<i>♪ Cigars on ice, cigars on ice ♪</i>

2413
01:40:44,164 --> 01:40:46,875
<i>♪ Feel like an animal</i>
<i>With these cameras all in my grill ♪</i>

2414
01:40:46,958 --> 01:40:49,753
<i>♪ Flashing lights, flashing lights ♪</i>

2415
01:40:51,254 --> 01:40:53,173
<i>♪ You got me faded, faded, faded ♪</i>

2416
01:40:53,256 --> 01:40:56,802
<i>♪ Baby, I want you, na-na ♪</i>

2417
01:40:57,886 --> 01:40:59,888
<i>♪ Can't keep my eyes off my fatty ♪</i>

2418
01:40:59,971 --> 01:41:03,225
<i>♪ Baby, I want you, na-na ♪</i>

2419
01:41:03,308 --> 01:41:06,978
<i>♪ Drunk in love ♪</i>

2420
01:41:07,062 --> 01:41:10,190
<i>[Madea] God, we thank you right now</i>
<i>for your blessin'</i>

2421
01:41:10,273 --> 01:41:13,985
<i>of bein' able to do</i>
<i>what we love with all of these,</i>

2422
01:41:14,069 --> 01:41:17,614
<i>uh… beautiful people.</i>

2423
01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:20,784
<i>Uh, not all of 'em.</i>
<i>Couple… couple of them beau…</i>

2424
01:41:20,867 --> 01:41:25,288
<i>Uh, but we want to thank you</i>
<i>for, um, this moment in time</i>

2425
01:41:25,372 --> 01:41:28,875
<i>to let them know that if they miss a beat,</i>

2426
01:41:28,959 --> 01:41:32,254
<i>they gonna get beat. So amen and praise…</i>

2427
01:41:32,838 --> 01:41:34,923
<i>Thank y'all for Mache… Machella.</i>

2428
01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:37,551
<i>[crowd applauding]</i>

2429
01:41:43,181 --> 01:41:46,434
<i>We want to make sure</i>
<i>that y'all goin' through all the steps</i>

2430
01:41:46,518 --> 01:41:49,729
<i>'cause there's about five or nine</i>
<i>of y'all missing in between 11 and 12,</i>

2431
01:41:49,813 --> 01:41:52,816
<i>but it's a little janky right now,</i>
<i>but y'all gonna get it.</i>

2432
01:41:52,899 --> 01:41:56,987
<i>And I want y'all to know that everything</i>
<i>y'all doing, I really appreciate…</i>

2433
01:41:57,070 --> 01:42:00,866
<i>Ooh, I can't breathe like this,</i>
<i>but I appreciate y'all what y'all doin'.</i>

2434
01:42:00,949 --> 01:42:05,036
<i>But… but this is beautiful. Beautiful.</i>
<i>We just beautiful people.</i>

2435
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:09,624
<i>I love the beauty of the beautiful people,</i>
<i>of all of us just bein' together.</i>

2436
01:42:10,667 --> 01:42:13,128
<i>[crowd whooping, applauding]</i>

2437
01:42:15,130 --> 01:42:19,259
<i>It's so good. It's so good.</i>
<i>Stop clappin', hell. Stop clappin', hell.</i>

2438
01:42:20,886 --> 01:42:22,888
<i>[sighs] That's why y'all…</i>
<i>You won't stop clappin'</i>

2439
01:42:22,971 --> 01:42:25,015
<i>when I say stop.</i>
<i>That's why you can't learn the steps.</i>

2440
01:42:25,098 --> 01:42:27,934
<i>If I say one, two, three, four, five,</i>
<i>y'all going one, two, four, five.</i>

2441
01:42:28,018 --> 01:42:30,353
<i>You got to go one, two, three, four, five.</i>

2442
01:42:30,437 --> 01:42:33,106
<i>[sighs] Learn somethin'.</i>
<i>Learn somethin', children.</i>

2443
01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,901
<i>I'm trying to teach y'all</i>
<i>so y'all be ready for the future.</i>

2444
01:42:35,984 --> 01:42:37,402
<i>One, two, three, four, five.</i>

2445
01:42:38,236 --> 01:42:40,614
<i>Gotta try. One, two, three, four, five.</i>

2446
01:42:40,697 --> 01:42:43,283
<i>Let me see it.</i>
<i>One, two, three, four, five.</i>

2447
01:42:43,783 --> 01:42:45,452
<i>Okay, I think y'all ready.</i>

2448
01:42:45,535 --> 01:42:48,246
<i>So all we're gonna do is</i>
<i>feel each other's energy.</i>

2449
01:42:48,330 --> 01:42:49,456
<i>We just gonna do it, okay?</i>

2450
01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,334
<i>We just gonna do it. We gonna feel</i>
<i>each other energy, and we gonna do it.</i>

2451
01:42:52,417 --> 01:42:53,835
<i>All right? Okay.</i>

2452
01:42:56,338 --> 01:42:59,925
<i>[grunts, coughs]</i>
<i>[in warbly voice] My voice just went out.</i>

2453
01:43:00,008 --> 01:43:00,842
<i>Okay.</i>

2454
01:43:00,926 --> 01:43:03,261
<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

2455
01:43:03,345 --> 01:43:06,139
<i>[marching band playing "Swag Surfing"]</i>

2456
01:43:09,059 --> 01:43:11,895
<i>♪ Man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2457
01:43:11,978 --> 01:43:15,065
<i>♪ My hat matches my bag ♪</i>

2458
01:43:15,148 --> 01:43:18,068
<i>♪ You know I'm popping tags ♪</i>

2459
01:43:18,151 --> 01:43:21,279
<i>♪ 'Cause, man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2460
01:43:21,363 --> 01:43:24,115
<i>♪ Man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2461
01:43:24,199 --> 01:43:27,410
<i>♪ My hat matches my bag ♪</i>

2462
01:43:27,494 --> 01:43:30,413
<i>♪ You know I'm popping tags ♪</i>

2463
01:43:30,497 --> 01:43:33,625
<i>♪ 'Cause, man, I got that swag ♪</i>

2464
01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,626
<i>♪ Surfboard ♪</i>

2465
01:43:35,252 --> 01:43:36,878
<i>♪ Na-na ♪</i>

2466
01:43:37,629 --> 01:43:40,715
<i>♪ Workin' on that wood, baby</i>
<i>Grainin' on that wood ♪</i>

2467
01:43:40,799 --> 01:43:43,760
<i>♪ Drinkin' on that</i>
<i>Grainin' on that big body ♪</i>

2468
01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:47,097
<i>♪ Swervin' on that</i>
<i>Surfin' on that good-good ♪</i>

2469
01:43:47,180 --> 01:43:49,307
<i>[horns blasting]</i>

2470
01:43:49,391 --> 01:43:52,018
<i>We got to get the energy right.</i>
<i>We gotta do it right.</i>

2471
01:43:52,102 --> 01:43:54,896
<i>'Cause the oohs and ahs,</i>
<i>and we gotta make sure</i>

2472
01:43:54,980 --> 01:43:57,190
<i>that it's all coming together.</i>

2473
01:43:57,274 --> 01:43:59,317
<i>Yeah, I don't feel it. I don't feel it.</i>

2474
01:43:59,401 --> 01:44:02,904
<i>I don't understand. You want me to keep</i>
<i>givin' notes, but y'all not replying.</i>

2475
01:44:02,988 --> 01:44:03,989
<i>If you reply my notes,</i>

2476
01:44:04,072 --> 01:44:07,033
<i>if you put my replyplication to the notes,</i>
<i>then we do it.</i>

2477
01:44:07,117 --> 01:44:10,078
<i>Don't make no sense to give notes</i>
<i>if you not gonna reply to my notes.</i>

2478
01:44:10,161 --> 01:44:11,538
<i>Y'all gotta reply to the notes.</i>

2479
01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:17,252
<i>[marching band playing "Up"]</i>

2480
01:44:17,335 --> 01:44:20,964
<i>♪ Up, up, up, up, up, up ♪</i>

2481
01:44:21,047 --> 01:44:23,800
<i>♪ Once upon a time, man</i>
<i>I heard that I was ugly ♪</i>

2482
01:44:23,883 --> 01:44:27,095
<i>♪ Came from a chick who… ♪</i>

2483
01:44:27,178 --> 01:44:30,223
<i>[Madea ad-libbing lyrics]</i>

2484
01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:34,019
<i>[Madea] What did she say?</i>

2485
01:44:35,645 --> 01:44:36,563
<i>♪ Act right ♪</i>

2486
01:44:36,646 --> 01:44:39,441
<i>♪ Broke boys don't deserve no…</i>
<i>I know that's right ♪</i>

2487
01:44:39,524 --> 01:44:42,110
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2488
01:44:42,193 --> 01:44:45,155
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2489
01:44:45,238 --> 01:44:48,241
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2490
01:44:48,325 --> 01:44:51,244
<i>♪ If it's up, then it's up</i>
<i>Then it's up, then it's stuck ♪</i>

2491
01:44:51,328 --> 01:44:52,704
<i>[song ends]</i>

2492
01:44:52,787 --> 01:44:54,789
<i>[crowd cheers wildly]</i>

2493
01:45:01,796 --> 01:45:05,967
<i>[crowd] Madea! Madea! Madea! Madea!</i>

2494
01:45:06,051 --> 01:45:12,474
<i>[Madea] We rehearsed for four hours</i>
<i>before we went on stage.</i>

2495
01:45:12,557 --> 01:45:16,019
<i>Then we rehearsed for four more hours</i>
<i>after we was done with the show</i>

2496
01:45:16,102 --> 01:45:17,937
<i>to see all the things we did wrong.</i>

2497
01:45:18,021 --> 01:45:19,064
<i>Thank you.</i>