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‎煤气！

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‎要煤气吗？

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‎卡妲！

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‎卡妲！

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‎卡特！

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‎克丽丝塔 你都进去两个钟头了！

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‎伙计 里面很小 还没有热水！

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‎孩子们 你们的爸爸呢？

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‎卡妲又在哪儿？

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‎爸爸去找工作了 卡妲不在

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‎她居然连早餐都没做

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‎简直是场噩梦

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‎是真的 妈妈 掐自己一下

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‎我连流量都没有

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‎卡妲

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‎来

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‎快来吃美味的瓦哈卡肉粽

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‎我都饿了

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‎唵！

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‎（暴发户决战富人里2<i>‎）</i>

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‎唵！唵！唵！

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‎（圣婴耶稣区本地市场）

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‎那是新邻居在敲钟

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‎对 那个新来的 她说自己天生金发

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‎她是什么人？

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‎没什么来头

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‎想要有来头的？
‎洛佩兹萨尔西多那帮人回来了

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‎没错！

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‎请给我一公斤番茄

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‎拿那些就行

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‎埃尔维拉 听见了吗？

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‎埃尔维拉

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‎她肯定在装傻 因为我们买的少

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‎-肯定的
‎-麻烦给我来20公斤番茄 好吗？

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‎-埃尔维拉
‎-你好

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‎-你好
‎-能给我来个青柠吗？

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‎-没问题 妞儿
‎-拉蔻儿 你怎么回事？

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‎我先来的 你当你自己是透明的吗？

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‎-就是
‎-哎哟 那你是…？

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‎蒂娜 多洛雷斯的女儿

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‎哎呀 不好意思

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‎你走了这么长时间 我都认不出来了

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‎你记不记得她姐姐蕾奥

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‎搬进大别墅后 也认不得咱们了？

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‎卡门萨利纳斯从来没忘过本

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‎-就是
‎-夸乌特莫克布兰科也是

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‎-去了莫雷洛斯州都没忘
‎-那么远呐？

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‎姐姐怎么样我不知道 我可没忘过本

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‎埃尔维拉女士 看上去不错呀？
‎你整容了？

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‎我有黄褐斑

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‎那疯女人又开始作了

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‎你那邻居真的疯了？

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‎卖我一公斤牛油果 我就告诉你

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‎说嘛 要啥我都卖

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‎拿来

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‎他们说那个金发女人…

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‎说方言

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‎-对
‎-什么意思？

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‎听没听说过苋菜？

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‎那西味英语呢？

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‎当然了 快看

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‎番茄就是番茄酱

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‎说啥呢？

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‎天啊 我敢说玛丽安娜
‎肯定又在发贴说我坏话

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‎嘿 克丽丝塔
‎要是家里没卫生纸怎么办？

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‎现实点吧 我流量没了

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‎听着 克丽丝 看着我的眼睛

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‎我们现在需要更重要的东西

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‎比如卫生纸
‎不然就得用袜子擦屁股了

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‎真恶心 说什么呢？

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‎我在照片墙上看到一个
‎穷光蛋生活小窍门的梗图

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‎打住 我害怕！

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‎冷静 我会解决的

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‎这是我发挥领袖才能的机会

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‎该死 这就像墨西哥版《幸存者》

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‎（瑞戈庆典 让您的派对应有尽有）

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‎嘿 内托！怎么样 伙计？
‎你过得好吗？

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‎-挺好的
‎-真好！

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‎-非常好
‎-好得很！

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‎等我境况好转了会来给你帮忙的

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‎好啊 进来吧

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‎你做的什么买卖？

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‎我成立了“瑞戈庆典”

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‎筹办秘密派对

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‎看看我现在

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‎婚礼、洗礼、女孩成年礼、

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‎毕业舞会、单身派对、斗鸡
‎你能想到的我都做

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‎我筹办了珍妮特的第一场圣餐派对

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‎哇

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‎你应该上《 面孔》杂志的

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‎伙计 当时咱们还不认识 还是进来吧

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‎请坐

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‎说说吧

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‎听我说

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‎我首先想到的是…

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‎品牌重塑

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‎将你的整个品牌彻底革新

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‎我需要预支薪水

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‎25万比索就行

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‎25万比索？

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‎去掉一个零 然后砍一半
‎我只能出这么多

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‎瑞戈 那才勉强够租…

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‎你借我的小屋

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‎外加去超市买两回东西

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‎我这是在帮你

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‎那样的话 就算了

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‎已经忘了

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‎我上其他地方多弄点钱

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‎赶紧的！

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‎多谢

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‎不客气

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‎你怎么在这儿？

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‎为什么不来上班？

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‎既然你已经付不起我工资

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‎瑞戈先生雇佣了我

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‎-卡妲！
‎-嗨 瑞戈先生

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‎欢迎你就职

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‎非常感谢

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‎看来大家都知道我没钱了

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‎你是唯一关注我的人

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‎你为什么要取关我？

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‎没有你炮友贝琳达的状态

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‎她不是贝琳达 也不是我炮友
‎不过也差不多

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‎你摸着她的咪咪了？

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‎不完全是

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‎有一次 她以为我们被人抢劫

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‎于是抓了我的手

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‎看吧？你逊爆了

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‎巴布罗！

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‎克丽丝塔？你终于从家里出来了？

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‎想用你的流量看看他们说我什么

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‎好吧

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‎哦…

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‎好吧 你可以用我流量

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‎但你必须发一条关于我的状态
‎帮我重新涨粉

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‎算了吧 咱俩是好朋友 但我不能
‎随便在什么人账号里出现

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‎不发状态 就别用流量

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‎真恶心

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‎我必须做点什么

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‎这个区的人都对我们冷眼相待

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‎可不是嘛？

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‎我买个牛油果还得编故事

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‎-很奇怪 对吧？
‎-不是吧

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‎他们说要在空荡荡的肉店排队

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‎不是吧

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‎他们在玉米饼店把我的盐罐拿走了

147
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‎我的粉掉光了

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‎珍妮特初次领圣餐 蕾奥没寄地址
‎他们记仇了

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‎别埋怨蕾奥了！

150
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‎-她来纠缠你了
‎-不！

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‎-不
‎-休想

152
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‎总之 我们必须尽一切可能
‎和他们重修旧好

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‎我们可以说是爸爸忘了寄地址

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‎-就是！
‎-不行

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‎什么也别解释 我知道该怎么办

156
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‎不如办一个只有咱家
‎能办成的那种派对

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‎怎么办？我们没钱

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‎别这么泄气 我知道怎么办、找谁办

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‎让人们大吃大喝 彻夜狂欢

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‎阿姨！

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‎她内心的洛佩兹正蠢蠢欲动！

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‎-洛佩兹？
‎-洛佩兹！

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‎-加油
‎-好吧

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‎洛佩兹！

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‎好了

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‎厄内斯托 你必须找份工作

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‎我去找老伙计
‎他只舍得给我一把花生米

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‎什么？你居然去找那个下三滥小老板

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‎听着 亲爱的

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‎我保证在这儿自立门户

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‎不会太难的

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‎如果瑞戈能办到 我肯定也可以

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‎这就是我爱你的地方

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‎你这么有男子气概

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‎对了 瑞戈雇了卡妲

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‎什么？

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‎那个下三滥先把我们坑到这儿来
‎现在又偷走我的卡特？

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‎是他让我们住在这儿

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‎他雇用卡特
‎是因为我们付不起她薪水

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‎你的新生意最好多赚点
‎好把卡特从那小贼手里救出来

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‎我可不会一直在这儿干家务
‎明白吗？

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‎很好

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‎关灯

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‎你不能这样 应该去街市

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‎就像休斯顿的购物商场
‎不过是在街上

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‎不卖汉堡包 卖玉米棒

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‎怎么了 内托？

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‎你这是要卖掉所有的宝贝？

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‎我做生意需要资金 但我会去街市

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‎赚了钱租摊位？

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‎在街上卖东西还得付钱？

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‎这段子不错

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‎托尼托！拜托帮我拿个眉夹

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‎冬天 妈妈 叫我“冬天”

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‎冬天 春天 夏天 随便啦！

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‎早上好 女士们！

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‎早上好

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‎我要办一场大型聚会
‎庆祝我们回到这里

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‎你们大家都受邀参加

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‎同时也庆祝“多洛雷斯小馆”重新开业

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‎我的个天

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‎大家都很忙 顾不上

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‎对吧 姑娘们？

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‎就是

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‎不就是某个老友表亲的侄子
‎第一次领圣餐嘛 是吧？

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‎没错

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‎就在乌皮蒂山庄

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‎你肯定很熟吧？

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‎那太可惜了

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‎你会错过大餐的

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‎我还宰了一只羊

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00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:54,887
‎两只 我们不惜血本 大家都会来

213
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,181
‎连那个金发邻居也去？

214
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,938
‎如果她去 我们就去 对吧 姑娘们？

215
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,690
‎-对
‎-必须的

216
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,026
‎她当然去 我们要好得很 骨肉相连

217
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,486
‎谁是肉？

218
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:11,612
‎当然是她啦

219
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,948
‎那到时见了 姑娘们 打扮起来

220
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,867
‎-好啊
‎-再见

221
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,452
‎再见

222
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,829
‎-真的吗？
‎-你信吗？

223
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:25,417
‎没有定位导航 我就画了一张区图
‎但我迷路了 也没看见“城市市场”啊

224
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,922
‎因为它不存在

225
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,303
‎那你上哪儿买菜？

226
00:10:36,387 --> 00:10:39,056
‎去市场 或者那边露露夫人的铺子

227
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,642
‎没钱你怎么买？

228
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,520
‎我会建议使用原始方法：以物换物

229
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:47,606
‎我会用个人设计和人脉创意交换商品

230
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,068
‎不行 迭戈 他们只收现金
‎露露夫人就像罗威纳犬

231
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,862
‎-她会咬你的
‎-哇

232
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,949
‎难关 我喜欢 挑战很艰巨

233
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,041
‎干嘛拉长脸 伙计？

234
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,252
‎别发愁 内托

235
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,920
‎我一件都还没卖出去

236
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,047
‎老兄 你定价太高了

237
00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,675
‎本地人喜欢便宜东西 是吧？

238
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,095
‎听着 我卖的可是无价之宝

239
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,472
‎比方说

240
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,891
‎卡巴尼亚斯的美国俱乐部队服

241
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:28,230
‎这件：墨西哥 1970年
‎还有贝利的签名

242
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,148
‎贝利

243
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:30,816
‎这可是圣物

244
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,362
‎墨西哥在奥运会取胜时的
‎一块温布利球场草皮

245
00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:37,197
‎内托 别灰心

246
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,784
‎我会帮你走出困境的 我全买下了

247
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,036
‎真的吗？

248
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,996
‎成交

249
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,958
‎这件我给你算便宜点
‎卡巴尼亚斯的队服两万卖你

250
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,211
‎贝利这件…五万

251
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,088
‎还有…

252
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,798
‎50万全部拿走

253
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,051
‎去掉一个零 然后砍一半 就成交

254
00:11:58,969 --> 00:11:59,845
‎分期付款

255
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,892
‎开什么玩笑

256
00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,478
‎你不是缺钱么？

257
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,396
‎我不想让你难堪

258
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,065
‎你住的房子 还有我借你这块地方

259
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,735
‎我都得收租

260
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,863
‎本来我纳闷 你家能填饱肚子吗？

261
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,741
‎我心想：“估计够呛”

262
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:24,328
‎然后我问自己 他们卫生纸够吗？

263
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,206
‎我对自己说：“应该不够”

264
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,249
‎想想那味儿…难说

265
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,292
‎好好想想

266
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,922
‎你店里真是琳琅满目

267
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,424
‎但可以尝试不同的陈列方法

268
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:40,594
‎日常必需品 比如电动牙刷

269
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,179
‎我会把这类放到前面

270
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,555
‎我这儿没那种东西

271
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,182
‎哎呀 抱歉

272
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,308
‎-付钱吗？
‎-好的

273
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,062
‎要不我为你提供些
‎经营建议作为报偿？

274
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:54,024
‎比如改善待客态度的免费课程
‎怎么样？

275
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,152
‎你就是最近搬来
‎那个金发女人的儿子？

276
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,821
‎算是吧

277
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,907
‎她当真是坦莉雅的个人助理？

278
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:02,908
‎坦莉雅吗？

279
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,372
‎对 她常来

280
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,208
‎想要什么随便拿 给你赊账！

281
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,125
‎谢谢

282
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,710
‎以后再说

283
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,673
‎还有这个

284
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,466
‎再拿点儿 给

285
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,676
‎非常感谢

286
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,345
‎我会来串门的 小金毛儿

287
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,806
‎这也太扯了

288
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,267
‎她以为西尔维娅认识坦莉雅

289
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,102
‎不 是我洽谈成功

290
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,228
‎什么？

291
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,189
‎这是一种营销技巧
‎它能快速建立信任

292
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,607
‎都是我的功劳

293
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,571
‎我们去那边吧

294
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,532
‎干什么？

295
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,826
‎弄点特护洗发水和焗油膏

296
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,744
‎别搞太多

297
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,039
‎为什么？我有才华 能者多拿
‎我值得拥有

298
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,500
‎才华？因为你是白人

299
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,835
‎我可以证明

300
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,424
‎-下午好
‎-下午好

301
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,717
‎我是迭戈埃斯皮诺萨

302
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,720
‎如果可以的话 我想试试你们的产品

303
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,723
‎我可以为你们提供销售和营销建议

304
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,768
‎没问题 小金毛！想用什么随便赊

305
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,937
‎进来吧 小可爱

306
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,274
‎姑娘们 帮帮这个年轻人

307
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,859
‎你好吗 拉蔻儿夫人？

308
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,278
‎如果可以让我试试你的产品

309
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,905
‎我愿为你提供…

310
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,197
‎听着 小棕人儿

311
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,911
‎我们这儿不接待小脏妞儿
‎不买东西就赶紧走人！去！

312
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:29,953
‎走开

313
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,759
‎我听说 有传闻

314
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,427
‎她是杀手的老婆

315
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,055
‎毒贩子的姘头？

316
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,432
‎哎哟 你也好意思说…

317
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,278
‎你好啊！

318
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,963
‎唵 和平

319
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,881
‎听着 各位

320
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,510
‎听说这个金发女是个白化女巫

321
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,888
‎嗯 而且她来自东俄

322
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,557
‎-我发誓 大老远的地方
‎-太远了

323
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,768
‎据说她有点呆头呆脑

324
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,395
‎-真的吗？
‎-没错

325
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,230
‎看吧？我说什么来着？

326
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,564
‎这可不正常

327
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,482
‎当然了！

328
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,486
‎大家出点钱 我就把故事讲完

329
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,864
‎-出钱？
‎-来几个钢镚儿

330
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,199
‎非常感谢

331
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,410
‎姑娘 你真大方

332
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,538
‎是这么回事

333
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,000
‎在远东 曾经有位金发女子…

334
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,253
‎不 那里生活着很多金发女

335
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,465
‎她们的目光可以蛊惑人心

336
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,470
‎（不许看黄片）

337
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,933
‎（解手小休）

338
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,609
‎听说克丽丝塔埃斯皮诺萨
‎德洛斯蒙特罗住在穷人区

339
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,199
‎（巴布罗 救命！好吧 我来发！
‎救命啊！）

340
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,200
‎成交

341
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,579
‎发一张跟我的合照 我就帮你装富

342
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,752
‎换句话说

343
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,838
‎这个女人深不可测

344
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,049
‎是的

345
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,804
‎-你们谁有Netflix？
‎-我有

346
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,724
‎《贫民窟的玛丽亚》正在拍第二部

347
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,518
‎不好意思

348
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,938
‎我现在去邀请金发美女
‎参加明天的派对

349
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,067
‎-我们意趣相投 不是吗？
‎-走着瞧

350
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,109
‎-看着吧
‎-走着瞧

351
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,028
‎等着瞧吧

352
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,863
‎-她不开门
‎-嗯

353
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,698
‎肯定在厕所

354
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,700
‎金发妞！

355
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,955
‎她让她进门了！

356
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,793
‎救命啊 一群僵尸
‎想盗梦把我拉进穷鬼圈

357
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,712
‎赶紧报警什么的

358
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:28,131
‎-她让她进门了
‎-她是坦莉雅的朋友

359
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,633
‎闺蜜那种

360
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,842
‎别瞎想

361
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,762
‎他们想认识你 看看你的金发
‎是不是天生的

362
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:37,974
‎胡说 你们脑袋里都有穷鬼芯片
‎让你们攻击我

363
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:42,395
‎我们不是僵尸 也不吃什么片儿
‎明天来我家参加派对吧

364
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,357
‎你可以认识新邻居 他们人很好的

365
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,736
‎我才不想被你当作马戏团的动物显摆

366
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,696
‎不会的 金发女

367
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,074
‎佩尼亚涅托的女儿说得好

368
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,660
‎你们这些小老百姓就是满腹嫉妒

369
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,495
‎所以 走开

370
00:17:58,995 --> 00:17:59,996
‎离我远点

371
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,374
‎-我只是想帮忙
‎-不

372
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,753
‎我不去 那帮人一身臭味 跟公车似的

373
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:07,796
‎休想

374
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,758
‎拜拜 再会！

375
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,176
‎广藿香的味儿真浓啊

376
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,720
‎怎么说？

377
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,598
‎新邻居要来参加你的派对吗？

378
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,269
‎圣婴耶稣区的朋友们！

379
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:26,690
‎金发女说要来
‎洛佩兹萨尔西多家参加派对！

380
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,695
‎提问 坦莉雅会不会一起来？

381
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,993
‎她可能在巡演

382
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,662
‎但也可能来！

383
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,796
‎干嘛让埃斯皮诺萨家的人
‎住到隔壁来？

384
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,048
‎你难道不知道那金发女有多烦人？

385
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,094
‎抱歉 蒂娜 我实在不忍心
‎让内托一家无家可归

386
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,222
‎要我怎么做才能补偿你？

387
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,932
‎请你吃饭？

388
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,685
‎你觉得这样能弥补损失吗？

389
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,896
‎一顿饭可远远不够

390
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,816
‎DJ、舞池、派对小礼物、餐食、
‎还要很多酒

391
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,318
‎我要开一场盛大的派对

392
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,529
‎帮我家在这儿重新立足

393
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,530
‎明白吗？

394
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:20,535
‎-明白
‎-瞧瞧 这个跟我的妆容超搭

395
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,456
‎喜欢的话就送你了

396
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,498
‎送你了

397
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,512
‎谢谢 我可以自己进去 谢谢

398
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,851
‎小西 咱家小屋外那群人是干嘛的？

399
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,187
‎那些混混想知道我们怎么过日子

400
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:51,191
‎英国皇室有私人保镖 但我们没有

401
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,026
‎能不能弄个大门？

402
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,987
‎我保证尽快弄一个

403
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,241
‎不等大门弄来 我们就搬出去

404
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,910
‎好吗？快看

405
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,161
‎我带了外卖

406
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,871
‎买到我的素食餐了？

407
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,501
‎这附近只有面汤和土豆沙拉

408
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,379
‎还有米浆

409
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,257
‎我好想卡妲！

410
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,968
‎-不要 真恶心
‎-是米做的

411
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,056
‎我也想到了 我还打了广告

412
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:28,478
‎“诚征家佣一名 要求自愿…无偿工作”

413
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,985
‎外面是些什么人啊？

414
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,153
‎想见我的平民

415
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,865
‎奥古斯蒂娜要开派对
‎就算她拖我 我也不去

416
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:41,783
‎哇

417
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,619
‎-泰莉说得没错
‎-什么说得没错？

418
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,831
‎你在这里出名了
‎他们白给了我一堆东西

419
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,084
‎还有你用的法国润肤霜小样

420
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,005
‎也就是说 可能还有更好的东西

421
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,883
‎搬走之前落点好处也不错 对吧？

422
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:08,518
‎便宜卖！大促销快来买！

423
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,480
‎快来买金发飘飘的鸭舌帽

424
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,733
‎优惠贱卖啦！

425
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,736
‎快来看看

426
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:18,695
‎都来买！

427
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,742
‎让我们为这位传奇的女士欢呼吧！

428
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,994
‎出来！

429
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,579
‎出来！

430
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,664
‎出来！出…！

431
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,832
‎万岁！

432
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,877
‎为表小小心意

433
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,130
‎我们还推出神秘金发女印身小瓶！

434
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,340
‎快来看！

435
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,591
‎跟她挥挥手！

436
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,093
‎她还以为自己是皇室贵族

437
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,096
‎我们必须想想办法
‎重新赢得他们的好感

438
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,057
‎我邀请金发女来参加派对

439
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,934
‎那落魄婆娘居然说她不来

440
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,853
‎那你打算怎么办？

441
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,730
‎姑且让他们以为西尔维娅会来

442
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,732
‎到派对时 他们就会把这事儿忘了

443
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,193
‎咱们往潘趣酒里加双倍朗姆酒

444
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,403
‎那巫婆来不来无所谓

445
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,031
‎-对吧？
‎-你说得对

446
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,366
‎看吧？

447
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,202
‎快来看看优惠大酬宾

448
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,579
‎想见到神秘金发女本尊吗？

449
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,747
‎现在购票

450
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,042
‎就可以在洛佩兹派对上与她搭话

451
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,752
‎多花200比索

452
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,462
‎还能与她合影

453
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,799
‎-谁想要？
‎-我！我要十张

454
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,885
‎这比先师圣人盛典精彩多了

455
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,429
‎这就对了！要多少？

456
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,057
‎十张 好嘞 五张？拜托

457
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,019
‎内托！

458
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:33,978
‎怎么样？

459
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,773
‎说是尽快搬走

460
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,402
‎可能也没那么快
‎我打算再多卖点东西给你

461
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,238
‎好得很！你看 我们已经快卖光了

462
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,159
‎（200比索 分期付款）

463
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,746
‎你明明说卖不了这么高的价

464
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:52,872
‎你不行

465
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,917
‎-但我可以
‎-好 我数数

466
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,462
‎伙计 成本多少并不重要

467
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,756
‎关键是让人怎么拿钱出来

468
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,758
‎快来购买属于你的球迷队服

469
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:07,804
‎免息分期 每周只需50比索

470
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,056
‎给你

471
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:17,397
‎所以呢？你后面那堆垃圾要多少钱？

472
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,691
‎不 这是…

473
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,652
‎给孤儿院孩子的

474
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,447
‎我正和好友巴布罗洛佩兹在一起

475
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,990
‎我知道 因为我最近没上线

476
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,576
‎引起一些关于我下落的传闻

477
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:34,289
‎但克丽丝迷们别担心 我依然在海滩
‎享受美好人生 干杯

478
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,207
‎哎呀呀 屋顶日光浴甲板？

479
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:39,544
‎-拜托 舅舅 你来干嘛？
‎-拜托！不要啊

480
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,171
‎-我是说…
‎-出去啦！

481
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,965
‎-自家的屋顶我还不能用了
‎-走啦

482
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,426
‎-妈的 刚才是直播 他们看见了
‎-不要啊

483
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,136
‎怎么了？

484
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:51,848
‎都跟你说别直播了
‎你把我流量用光了

485
00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,351
‎她承受不了挫折

486
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,187
‎因为我是白人她才生气？

487
00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,106
‎她是古铜肌 你是小白脸

488
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,025
‎那她应该珍惜我才对

489
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,236
‎我是个在非人环境中挣扎的白人男孩

490
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,448
‎你有什么建议？

491
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:12,494
‎在派对上跟她和好
‎泰莉一喝酒就很好说话

492
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:15,788
‎我建议你俩不要总是势不两立

493
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,165
‎笨蛋才会这样

494
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,173
‎（查卡和菲菲 贝琳达与诺达尔）

495
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,342
‎贝琳达与克里斯蒂安诺达尔？

496
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,969
‎我又被骗了

497
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:34,807
‎瑞戈低价买走我所有的纪念品
‎然后高价卖出

498
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,018
‎不是吧 厄内斯托？

499
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,479
‎你不是要赚钱吗？

500
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,398
‎是 可我不得要领

501
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,567
‎不像那些正经干这个的

502
00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:50,073
‎我一入行就继承广告公司 当了老板

503
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,158
‎根本不知道里面什么道行

504
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,368
‎但现在我明白了

505
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:58,122
‎关键是通过小额分期付款
‎高价把东西卖给穷人

506
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:02,669
‎没错 现在我知道萨利纳斯佩里耶戈
‎是怎么赚大钱的了

507
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,672
‎我还得跟这位老伙计多学学

508
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:09,926
‎跟谁学都好过跟那个地铁小贩学

509
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,302
‎拜托 厄内斯托！

510
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:15,223
‎万一让咱们的朋友知道
‎你在跟那种人共事 那可怎么办？

511
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,308
‎小西 放心吧

512
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,352
‎我知道该怎么办

513
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,562
‎最好如此

514
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:22,605
‎关灯

515
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:31,990
‎你让我大开眼界

516
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:35,827
‎卖给穷人的东西

517
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,413
‎必须得是看着贵的便宜货

518
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,455
‎没错！

519
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:44,586
‎人们想要买不起的东西
‎但又不想比街坊买得贵

520
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,005
‎这样才能在弥撒上显摆

521
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,841
‎所以我才想跟你合作 向你学习！

522
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,050
‎太好了

523
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,511
‎欢迎加入“瑞戈庆典”

524
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,804
‎你今天就开始上班

525
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:56,306
‎真的吗？

526
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,641
‎太好了 我有很多好点子

527
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,728
‎-帮“瑞戈庆典”重塑品牌…
‎-不

528
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,021
‎冷静点

529
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,523
‎我自有安排 卡蒂塔

530
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:11,362
‎你将成为“瑞戈庆典”的门面

531
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:16,826
‎今晚的派对 你便可以…出道

532
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,163
‎我不能穿这种东西 要是我老婆看见
‎她会杀了我

533
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,956
‎她要参加派对吗？

534
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,503
‎大家晚上好

535
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,760
‎-猛男！
‎-金毛儿！

536
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,387
‎-拿出点能耐！
‎-扭一扭！

537
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,514
‎各位帅哥美女 你们好吗？

538
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:44,312
‎我们今晚在此
‎庆祝洛佩兹一家回到这里

539
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:46,814
‎-一起为他们欢呼吧
‎-太棒啦！

540
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,024
‎谢谢！

541
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,985
‎单身女士们人在哪里？

542
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:54,614
‎让我们随着DJ的劲爆音乐跳起来

543
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:56,783
‎使劲扭！

544
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:05,625
‎谁会想到呢？邻居的腿挺好看

545
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,794
‎我说蒂娜 金发女在哪儿？

546
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:09,962
‎我没看到她

547
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,256
‎马上就来 我去接她

548
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,883
‎-去吧
‎-我去接她

549
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,052
‎-蒂娜
‎-嗯？

550
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,346
‎你那位金发朋友怎么没来？

551
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,432
‎我收了很多拍照的钱
‎人家定金都付了

552
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:22,809
‎她不来了

553
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:23,726
‎什么？

554
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,561
‎-小声点
‎-咱们必须想想办法

555
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,648
‎大伙儿已经不待见我们了
‎我可不想坐牢

556
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,233
‎好吧

557
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:31,818
‎先拖住他们

558
00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:33,736
‎相信我

559
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,322
‎相…啥玩意儿？

560
00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:41,786
‎巴布罗 我们得谈谈

561
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,746
‎我们的视频有很多人点赞

562
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,958
‎咱俩何不开个新号 假装情侣？

563
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,168
‎你确定吗？我肤色很深的

564
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:52,380
‎贝琳达跟克里斯蒂安诺达尔约会
‎但还是很有范儿

565
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,259
‎就说我是来这里看你的

566
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,176
‎怎么样？

567
00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:00,888
‎仔细想想 假装也没什么不好

568
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:02,306
‎-对吧？
‎-是啊

569
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,143
‎我知道你打什么算盘

570
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,604
‎你想利用我 让他们接受你 我又不傻

571
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,858
‎如果你不傻 就看得出
‎这对你我都有好处

572
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,276
‎对我有什么好处？

573
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,903
‎来我家小馆白吃白喝

574
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,531
‎真恶心 你家怕是连纯素食品都没有

575
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,533
‎你家做什么都用猪油

576
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:22,577
‎泰莉

577
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,079
‎我知道你被大家排斥

578
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,040
‎你看不惯我获得成功
‎这又不是我的错

579
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,794
‎我说迭戈！

580
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:35,798
‎这不叫成功 人家让你赊东西
‎你现在欠了债

581
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:37,425
‎什么？

582
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:42,013
‎“赊账”意思是你得还钱 你欠了不少
‎不给钱他们会剐了你

583
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:44,849
‎真的吗？

584
00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:51,397
‎我警告你 如果你不来
‎大家会觉得你不识抬举

585
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,691
‎你在这儿的日子可就不好过了

586
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,234
‎等一下

587
00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,320
‎我想到要什么了

588
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,198
‎我要你告诉那个瑞戈

589
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,075
‎让他把卡特还给我 并且支付她工资

590
00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:05,077
‎没门儿

591
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,496
‎那好

592
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,498
‎好吧

593
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:12,043
‎我会跟他谈谈 他痴迷我的身材

594
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,046
‎你要待足五个小时 跟所有人拍照

595
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,382
‎一个小时 我只跟浅肤色的合照

596
00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:32,146
‎亲爱的卡特！

597
00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:36,150
‎你猜怎么着？你可以回我们家上班了

598
00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:38,236
‎我现在可是当地名人

599
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,488
‎所以呢？你又付不起我工钱

600
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,865
‎瑞戈会付你钱 让你来我家干活儿

601
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:46,911
‎我宁愿当店员 不想当家佣

602
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,830
‎感觉现在升级了

603
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:52,834
‎我最受不了别人鼠目寸光
‎你没什么大前途

604
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:56,629
‎那也比你老公强 我现在赚得比他多

605
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,136
‎厄内斯托 厄内斯托！

606
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,806
‎小西！你不是说不来吗？

607
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:09,433
‎这是干嘛？你来当三陪吗？

608
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,144
‎走开！

609
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,438
‎亲爱的

610
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:20,528
‎被卷的钱追不回来了
‎会计逃到了危地马拉 已经没影儿了

611
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,989
‎我们必须学会适应

612
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,366
‎白化公主

613
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,453
‎白化公主 来给照片签几个名

614
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,330
‎快过来

615
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,417
‎好样的

616
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,378
‎疯帽子！照片

617
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:41,549
‎跟金发女一起上台 来段精彩讲话

618
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,717
‎-嗯
‎-好

619
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,304
‎如果他们接纳我们
‎我就跟那粉面婆娘和好

620
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,763
‎-走着！
‎-去吧

621
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,349
‎女士们先生们 有请纯天然金发女

622
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,268
‎我们的俄国公主

623
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:56,564
‎小西埃斯皮诺萨德洛斯蒙特罗！

624
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,982
‎大声点！

625
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,942
‎瞧瞧她！

626
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,445
‎邻居？

627
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,905
‎我说服了瑞戈

628
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,072
‎握个手？

629
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:05,990
‎现在要怎样？

630
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:08,451
‎她们会和好的

631
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:12,204
‎但愿你是对的
‎省得跟你们另一个姐妹吵架

632
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:16,042
‎听着 优雅的女人永远不会忘记

633
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:23,132
‎圣婴耶稣区的朋友们 大家好！

634
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:27,303
‎多谢各位来参加这次精彩派对

635
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,264
‎是我让我的助手蒂娜帮忙筹办的

636
00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:33,976
‎谢谢这里的各位乡亲

637
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:38,272
‎我们埃斯皮诺萨德洛斯蒙特罗家
‎会一直留在这里！

638
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:45,071
‎金发女 你这个叛徒
‎主办派对的是我 不是你

639
00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:46,656
‎亲爱的邻居们…！

640
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,699
‎好吧 又来了

641
00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:50,576
‎还是老一套

642
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:51,953
‎而且是跟另一个姐妹

643
00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:54,789
‎相信我 这个更麻烦

644
00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:57,500
‎今晚我请客！

645
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,794
‎洛佩兹家冰箱里的东西也随便拿！

646
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,924
‎金发女！

647
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,301
‎金发女！

648
00:32:07,385 --> 00:32:10,471
‎-金发女！
‎-你听见了吗？

649
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:15,267
‎（瑞戈庆典 倾情奉献）

650
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:44,208
‎字幕翻译：Lynn S