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‎瓦斯

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‎來買瓦斯喔

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‎卡塔

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‎卡塔

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‎卡塔

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‎克麗斯塔，已經兩小時了

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‎哥，裡面很小，還沒有熱水

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‎孩子們，你們的爸爸呢？

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‎卡塔去哪了？

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‎爸爸去找工作，卡塔不在

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‎連早餐都沒做

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‎這真是一場惡夢

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‎這是真的，媽媽，妳捏自己一下

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‎我連手機流量都沒了

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‎卡塔

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‎過來

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‎快來買美味的瓦哈卡乳酪玉米粽

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‎我已經餓了

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‎唵

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‎唵…

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‎（聖嬰耶穌社區市場）

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‎那是新鄰居在敲鑼的聲音

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‎對，就是剛搬來的那個
‎她說她那是天然髮色

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‎所以她是誰？

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‎不是什麼重要的人物

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‎想知道重要的嗎？
‎洛培茲薩西多家搬回來了

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‎沒錯

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‎麻煩給我一公斤的番茄

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‎自己抓就好

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‎有聽到嗎，艾薇拉？

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‎艾薇拉

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‎一定是妳買太少，她選擇性失聰

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‎-一定是
‎-可以給我20公斤的番茄嗎？

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‎-艾薇拉
‎-妳好

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‎-妳好
‎-麻煩給我一顆萊姆，謝謝

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‎-沒問題，姊妹
‎-這是怎樣，萊可兒？

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‎我先來的，妳把我當空氣？

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‎唉唷，妳是…

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‎汀娜，朵蘿瑞絲的女兒

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‎糟糕，真不好意思

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‎我剛才沒認出妳，妳都消失這麼久了

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‎這讓我想到她姊姊蕾歐

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‎搬去豪宅後也不認得我們

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‎卡門薩利納斯絕不會忘記自己的社區

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‎-沒錯
‎-庫奧特莫克白蘭高也不會

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‎-連遠在莫雷洛斯州都不會
‎-這麼遠？

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‎我不會幫我姊姊說話
‎但我絕不會否認自己的出身

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‎艾薇拉，妳真是容光煥發
‎有什麼特別的秘密嗎？

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‎我臉上有肝斑

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‎那個瘋婆子又發作了

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‎妳鄰居真的是瘋子嗎？

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‎賣我一公斤的酪梨，我就告訴妳

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‎你快說，我什麼都賣給你

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‎裝進來

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‎人家說那個金髮妹…

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‎說的是晶晶體

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‎-對
‎-晶晶體是什麼意思？

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‎有聽過中英夾雜嗎？

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‎還是西語摻雜英文？

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‎我當然有聽過，你看

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‎番茄就是西紅柿

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‎妳在說三小？

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‎慘了，瑪莉安娜一定上傳了我的壞話

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‎克麗斯塔，要是衛生紙用完怎麼辦？

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‎面對現實吧，我的流量也用完了

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‎聽著，克麗斯，看著我的眼睛

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‎我們現在需要更重要的東西

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‎例如衛生紙
‎這樣我們才不用拿襪子擦屁股

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‎好噁，你在說什麼啦？

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‎我在窮困生活智慧王的IG迷因看過

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‎別說了，你嚇到我了

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‎別緊張，我會想辦法

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‎這時候我的領導能力就能派上用場了

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‎靠，好像墨西哥版的《我要活下去》

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‎（瑞戈活動企劃，派對所需通通有）

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‎尼托，怎麼樣，哥們？最近好嗎？

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‎-很好
‎-那就好

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‎-好極了
‎-太好了

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‎我來幫你做事，等我的情況好轉

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‎好，很好，進來吧

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‎你是做什麼生意的？

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‎我開創瑞戈活動企劃

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‎籌辦秘密派對

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‎你看我現在這樣

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‎有辦婚禮、受洗禮、15歲成人禮

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‎舞會、單身派對、鬥雞賽
‎你想得到的都有

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‎珍妮特的第一次聖餐禮就是我辦的

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‎真行

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‎我應該讓你登上《人物誌》專訪

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‎我們那時候還不認識，哥們，進來吧

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‎請坐

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‎你說吧

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‎聽我說

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‎我第一件想到的就是…

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‎重新塑造品牌

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‎翻新你的整個品牌

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‎但我要先預支薪水

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‎大概25萬披索就夠了

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‎25萬披索？

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‎去掉一個零，再除以二
‎我只能付這樣的金額

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‎瑞戈，這樣的錢我付不起…

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‎你租給我的那間平房

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‎還有去超市採買個一兩次

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‎我在想辦法幫你

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‎既然這樣的話，那當我沒說過

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‎我早就忘了

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‎我去別的地方想辦法生錢

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‎那就去吧

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‎謝謝

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‎別客氣

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‎卡塔，妳怎麼在這？

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‎妳今天早上為什麼不在家？

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‎因為你沒辦法再付我薪水

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‎所以瑞戈就雇用我了

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‎-卡塔
‎-嗨，瑞戈先生

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‎歡迎來上班

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‎非常感謝你

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‎我猜大家都發現我沒錢了

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‎你是我的追蹤者之一

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‎為什麼取消追蹤我？

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‎現在沒有你跟死黨貝琳達的貼文

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‎她不叫貝琳達
‎而且她也不是我的死黨，差一點啦

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‎所以你摸過她的奶子？

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‎沒有，不算有

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‎有一次她以為我們要被搶了

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‎她握住我的手

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‎看到沒？你真的很遜

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‎帕布羅

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‎克麗斯塔？妳終於出門了？

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‎我要用你的流量，看別人怎麼說我

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‎好

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‎原來如此…

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‎好，我給妳流量

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‎但妳要發一篇我的文章
‎讓我的追蹤者回頭

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‎你休想，我們雖是好姊妹
‎但我不能出現在任何一個帳號

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‎沒貼文就沒流量

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‎好噁

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‎我一定要想辦法

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‎社區的大家都對我們很冷淡

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‎就是說啊

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‎我還得胡說八道才買得到酪梨

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‎-很怪吧？
‎-不會

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‎肉店空無一人，店員還叫我們去排隊

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‎不是吧

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‎有人在玉米薄餅攤從我手中搶走鹽罐

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‎我的追蹤者都沒了

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‎大家不爽蕾歐沒邀他們參加
‎珍妮特的第一次聖餐會

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‎別再怪蕾歐了

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‎-她會去找你們
‎-千萬不要

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‎-不要
‎-萬萬不可

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‎總之，我們要想辦法贏回大家的歡心

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‎我們可以說爸爸忘了發地址

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‎-對
‎-不行

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‎何必解釋？我知道該怎麼辦

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‎我們辦一場派對
‎只有我們會辦的派對

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‎怎麼辦？我們都破產了

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‎別這麼喪氣，我知道怎麼辦、要找誰

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‎搞一場盛大的派對，讓大家整晚狂歡

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‎阿姨！

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‎她內心的洛培茲魂出現了

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‎-洛培茲？
‎-洛培茲

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‎-加油
‎-好

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‎洛培茲

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‎很好

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‎恩尼斯托，你要去找份工作

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‎我問過我哥們
‎他給的薪水不夠塞牙縫

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‎什麼？你竟然跑去當不入流的店員

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‎妳聽著，老婆

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‎我保證我會在這裡創業

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‎這又沒有多難

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‎如果瑞戈辦得到，那我也行

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‎這就是我愛你的原因

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‎你好有男子氣概

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‎對了，瑞戈雇用卡塔了

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‎什麼？

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‎那個人渣讓我們住進這個廢墟
‎現在又偷走我的卡塔？

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‎其實是他讓我們住在這的

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‎他請卡塔是因為我們付不起她的薪水

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‎你的新生意賺的錢最好夠多
‎能從那個小偷手中救卡達出來

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‎我可沒打算在這裡當僕人，知道嗎？

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‎很好

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‎關燈

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‎你不能在這擺攤，要去街頭市集才行

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‎就像休士頓的購物中心，只是在街上

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‎而且賣的不是漢堡
‎只賣伊斯奇提玉米沙拉

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‎你好嗎，尼托？

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‎你要賣掉所有寶貝？

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‎我真的很需要錢創業
‎但我會去街頭市集擺攤

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‎你有錢在那邊租攤位嗎？

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‎在街頭賣東西要付錢嗎？

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‎真會說笑

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‎托尼多，幫我拿鑷子

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‎冬天，媽媽，叫我冬天

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‎冬天、春天、夏天，隨便啦

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‎早安，各位太太

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‎早安

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‎妳們全都受邀參加我盛大的派對

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‎慶祝我們重回社區

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‎還有朵蘿瑞絲小吃店重新開幕

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‎唉唷

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‎我們全都這麼忙，沒辦法去了

202
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‎對吧，姊妹們？

203
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:31,905
‎對

204
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:37,036
‎有個哥們的表親的外甥
‎辦第一次聖餐會，對吧？

205
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,204
‎沒錯

206
00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,541
‎辦在臭屁高地

207
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,835
‎相信妳們一定很熟吧？

208
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,128
‎真可惜

209
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,631
‎妳們會錯過大餐的

210
00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,300
‎我還宰了一頭羊呢

211
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,887
‎兩頭羊，我們傾家蕩產，大家都要來

212
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,181
‎妳那個金髮鄰居也會去？

213
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,938
‎她去的話，我們就去
‎妳們說對不對，姊妹們？

214
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,690
‎-對
‎-一定去

215
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,026
‎她當然會去，我們可是形影不離呢

216
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,486
‎誰是影子？

217
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:11,612
‎當然是她啊

218
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,948
‎再見囉，打扮一下，各位姊妹

219
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,867
‎-好
‎-再見

220
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,452
‎再見

221
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,829
‎-真的嗎？
‎-妳相信她的話？

222
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:25,417
‎沒有導航，所以我畫了社區地圖
‎但我迷路了，沒看到市立市場

223
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,922
‎因為沒有這種東西

224
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:36,428
‎那要去哪裡買必需品？

225
00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:39,056
‎市場或那邊的露露太太的店

226
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,725
‎你沒錢怎麼買東西？

227
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,520
‎用原始方法，以物易物

228
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:47,606
‎我拿設計功力和網路行銷點子換東西

229
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,068
‎行不通的，迪耶戈，他們只收現金
‎露露太太就像羅威那犬

230
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,862
‎-她會咬住你不放
‎-天啊

231
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,949
‎難搞，但我喜歡
‎這可不是簡單的挑戰

232
00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:06,041
‎臉幹嘛這麼臭，小子？

233
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,252
‎別悶悶不樂的，尼托

234
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,920
‎我什麼都沒賣出去

235
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,047
‎你的價格太高了

236
00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,675
‎這裡的人習慣花小錢，對吧？

237
00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,095
‎我賣的東西是無價之寶

238
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,472
‎好比說這個

239
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,891
‎卡賓納斯的美國隊球衣

240
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:28,230
‎這一件，1970年墨西哥隊球衣
‎有比利的親筆簽名

241
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,148
‎比利

242
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:30,816
‎這很神聖

243
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,362
‎這是墨西哥贏得奧運那年
‎溫布利球場的一塊草皮

244
00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:37,197
‎你別喪氣，尼托

245
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,784
‎我來幫你脫離困境，我全買下來

246
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,036
‎真的嗎？

247
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,996
‎成交

248
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,958
‎卡賓納斯的球衣算你便宜一點
‎兩萬披索就好

249
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,211
‎這件，比利的…五萬披索

250
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,088
‎還有…

251
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,798
‎全部算你50萬披索就好

252
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,051
‎去掉一個零，再除以二，我們就成交

253
00:11:58,969 --> 00:11:59,845
‎分期付款

254
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,892
‎那個…你不是認真的吧

255
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,478
‎你不是缺錢嗎？

256
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,396
‎我不想讓你為難

257
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,065
‎但我要收你房子的租金

258
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,735
‎還有借你的這一小角也要

259
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,863
‎不曉得你的家人有錢吃飯嗎？

260
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,741
‎我告訴自己：“應該沒有”

261
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:24,328
‎接著我又問自己
‎他們的衛生紙夠用嗎？

262
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,289
‎我告訴自己：“應該不夠”

263
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,249
‎想想那味道…我說不上來

264
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,292
‎你好好想想

265
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,922
‎妳店裡的商品包羅萬象

266
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,424
‎試試看用不同方法陳列商品

267
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:40,761
‎基本日常用品，例如電動牙刷

268
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,179
‎我會放在前面

269
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,555
‎我沒賣那種東西

270
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,182
‎真抱歉

271
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,308
‎-你要付錢嗎？
‎-要

272
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,103
‎不如我傳授妳做生意的方法
‎用這抵帳如何？

273
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:54,107
‎例如說，如何善待客戶的課程？

274
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,152
‎你是剛搬進來的金髮妹的兒子嗎？

275
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,821
‎算是吧

276
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,907
‎她真的是達莉亞的私人助理嗎？

277
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:02,908
‎歌手達莉亞？

278
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,372
‎對，她常來我家

279
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,208
‎你要什麼儘管拿，我給你賒帳

280
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,125
‎謝謝妳

281
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,710
‎之後再算

282
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,673
‎這個也要

283
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,466
‎多拿一點，拿去

284
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,676
‎非常感謝

285
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,345
‎我會登門拜訪的，金髮帥哥

286
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,973
‎太扯了

287
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,350
‎她以為席爾薇雅認識達莉亞

288
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,102
‎不，那是因為我的關係

289
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,228
‎什麼？

290
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,314
‎快速建立信任的一種行銷手法

291
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,691
‎所以她才信任我

292
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,571
‎我們去那邊吧

293
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,532
‎要幹嘛？

294
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,826
‎拿特殊洗髮精和潤髮乳

295
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,744
‎不要貪心拿太多

296
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,039
‎為什麼？我的才能讓我豐衣足食

297
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,500
‎才能？那是因為你是白人

298
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,835
‎我證明給你看

299
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,465
‎-午安
‎-午安

300
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,717
‎我是迪耶戈艾思賓諾薩

301
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,720
‎可以的話，我想試用妳們的產品

302
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,723
‎我可以傳授妳們銷售和行銷竅門

303
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,768
‎當然可以，金髮帥哥
‎你拿什麼都能賒帳，沒問題

304
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,937
‎進來吧，小可愛

305
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,274
‎姊妹們，麻煩服務這位年輕人

306
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,859
‎妳好嗎，萊可兒？

307
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,278
‎如果讓我試用妳的產品

308
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,905
‎我可以傳授妳…

309
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,197
‎聽好了，黑髮妞

310
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,911
‎邋遢女生禁止進入
‎沒有要買東西就快滾，走開

311
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:29,953
‎快滾

312
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,967
‎我聽別人說

313
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,427
‎她是殺手的太太

314
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,055
‎好恐怖，黑幫份子嗎？

315
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,432
‎對啊，妳看看…

316
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,278
‎妳好

317
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,963
‎唵，平和歸於身

318
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,881
‎大家聽著

319
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,510
‎有人說金髮妹是白化症的巫師

320
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,888
‎對，還說她來自東俄

321
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,557
‎-我發誓，她來自很遠的地方
‎-這麼遠

322
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,768
‎大家說她有點瘋癲

323
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,395
‎-真的嗎？
‎-沒錯

324
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,230
‎看吧？我剛怎麼說的？

325
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,564
‎她不正常

326
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,482
‎不正常

327
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,486
‎只要投錢，我就告訴你們完整的故事

328
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,864
‎-投錢？
‎-我來找硬幣

329
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,199
‎感激不盡

330
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,410
‎妳真慷慨，姊妹

331
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,538
‎好，事情是這樣的

332
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,000
‎在遙遠的東方，曾經有個金髮妹

333
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,253
‎不對，那邊有很多金髮妹

334
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,465
‎她們的天賦是用眼神就能對男人下咒

335
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,470
‎（禁看色情片）

336
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,933
‎（如廁時間）

337
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:23,608
‎克麗斯塔艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅
‎聽說她現在住貧民區

338
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,609
‎（克麗斯吃塔可）

339
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,199
‎（帕布羅，救命！
‎好啦，我會發文，快救我）

340
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:32,200
‎成交

341
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,579
‎上傳跟我的合照
‎我就幫妳假造出有錢的樣子

342
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:41,752
‎也就是說

343
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,838
‎這個女人深不可測

344
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,049
‎沒錯

345
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,804
‎-現場誰有網飛可以看？
‎-我有

346
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,724
‎《貧賤瑪利亞》第二季正在拍

347
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,518
‎借過一下

348
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,938
‎我來邀請金髮妹去明天的派對

349
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,067
‎-我們情同姊妹，對吧？
‎-明天就知道

350
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,109
‎-看著
‎-來看看啊

351
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,028
‎等著瞧吧

352
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,988
‎-她不會應門的
‎-會的

353
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,698
‎她一定是在上廁所

354
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:13,617
‎金髮妹

355
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,955
‎她讓她進去了

356
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,793
‎外頭一大堆殭屍打算把我變成窮酸鬼

357
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,712
‎快幫我報警還是什麼的

358
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:28,131
‎-她讓她進去了
‎-她跟達莉亞是朋友

359
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,758
‎閨中密友那樣

360
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,842
‎妳別亂想

361
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,762
‎他們想親眼看看
‎妳的金髮是不是天然的

362
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:37,974
‎騙人，你們窮酸鬼的腦袋
‎全都有內建攻擊我們的晶片

363
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:42,395
‎可是我們不是殭屍，也沒有晶片
‎明天來參加我的派對吧

364
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,357
‎妳會認識鄰居，看看他們人有多好

365
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,736
‎我才不會讓妳把我當馬戲團動物展示

366
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,696
‎我絕不會這麼做，金髮妹

367
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,074
‎潘尼亞尼托的女兒說得好

368
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,660
‎你們平凡人的眼中只有嫉妒

369
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,495
‎所以快走吧

370
00:17:59,079 --> 00:17:59,996
‎離我遠一點

371
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,374
‎-我只是想幫忙
‎-不用

372
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,753
‎我不會去的
‎那些人身上跟大眾交通工具一樣臭

373
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:07,796
‎想都別想

374
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,758
‎後會有期，再見了

375
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,176
‎好濃的廣藿香味道

376
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,720
‎所以呢？

377
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,598
‎新鄰居要參加妳的派對嗎？

378
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,269
‎聖嬰耶穌社區的朋友們

379
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:26,690
‎金髮妹答應要參加
‎洛培茲薩西多家的派對

380
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,695
‎我有問題，她會帶達莉亞去嗎？

381
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,993
‎她可能在巡迴

382
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,662
‎但說不定會喔

383
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,921
‎為什麼讓艾思賓諾薩家住我家隔壁？

384
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,840
‎你忘了金髮妹很機車嗎？

385
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:56,094
‎抱歉，汀娜
‎我很心疼尼托他們無家可歸

386
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,222
‎我要怎麼彌補妳？

387
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,932
‎請妳去吃晚餐？

388
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,727
‎你以為這樣就能彌補
‎已經造成的傷害嗎？

389
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,896
‎我要的不只是晚餐

390
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,816
‎DJ、舞池、派對小物、食物
‎還要一大堆酒

391
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,318
‎我要辦很盛大的派對

392
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,529
‎奪回我們在社區居民心中的地位

393
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,530
‎聽清楚了嗎？

394
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:20,535
‎-好
‎-瞧瞧，這跟我的妝很搭

395
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,414
‎妳想要的話，可以送妳

396
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:25,790
‎送妳吧

397
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,512
‎謝謝，我可以自己進去，謝謝大家

398
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,851
‎琪維絲，小屋外的群眾是怎麼回事？

399
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,270
‎那些窮酸鬼想看我們怎樣過生活

400
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:51,191
‎英國皇室有私人保全
‎但我們肯定沒有

401
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,026
‎不能裝個大門嗎？

402
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,987
‎我保證很快會有大門

403
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,241
‎我發誓我們會在有大門前就搬走

404
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,993
‎知道嗎？妳看

405
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,119
‎我買了外帶餐

406
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,871
‎你有買素食沙拉嗎？

407
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:09,501
‎我在這附近只找到湯麵和馬鈴薯沙拉

408
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,379
‎還有歐洽塔米漿

409
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,215
‎我想念卡塔

410
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,968
‎-不要，那好噁心
‎-這是米做的

411
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,056
‎這我也想到了，還貼了公告

412
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:28,478
‎“誠徵女傭，願意免費提供勞力者”

413
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,985
‎那些人是誰？

414
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,153
‎想見我一面的平民老百姓

415
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,865
‎阿古斯汀娜要辦派對
‎就算她拖我，我也不去

416
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:41,783
‎真驚人

417
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,619
‎-泰莉說得對
‎-她說對什麼了？

418
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,831
‎因為妳是這裡的名人
‎我拿到免費的東西

419
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,084
‎連妳用的法國潤膚乳試用品都有

420
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,005
‎這表示，妳可以利用這優勢大撈一筆

421
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,883
‎至少在我們搬家前都行得通

422
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:08,518
‎便宜賣，跳樓大拍賣

423
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,480
‎快來買隨風飄逸的金髮棒球帽

424
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,733
‎趁特價趕快買

425
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,736
‎走過路過不要錯過

426
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:18,695
‎買一頂給自己

427
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,742
‎掌聲歡迎這位傳奇人物

428
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,994
‎出來吧

429
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,579
‎出來吧

430
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,664
‎出來吧，出…

431
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,832
‎萬歲

432
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,877
‎為了表達你們的誠意

433
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,130
‎買一罐貼有神秘金髮女士照片的水

434
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,548
‎快點過來

435
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,591
‎跟她揮手

436
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,093
‎她自以為身價不凡

437
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,096
‎我們要想辦法重新得到大家的認可

438
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,182
‎我邀金髮妹參加派對

439
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,267
‎那個鳳凰變麻雀的傢伙
‎竟然有膽拒絕我

440
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,853
‎妳打算怎麼辦？

441
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,730
‎讓大家以為席爾薇雅要來

442
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,732
‎只要一來，他們就不會想起這件事

443
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,360
‎我在水果酒裡放了雙倍的蘭姆酒

444
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,403
‎那個巫婆來不來無所謂

445
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,031
‎-對吧？
‎-非常有道理

446
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,366
‎對吧？

447
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,202
‎別錯過難得的特價機會

448
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,579
‎想親自見到神秘的金髮妹嗎？

449
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:14,042
‎買票就能在洛培茲家的派對
‎跟金髮妹說話

450
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,752
‎多花200披索

451
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,462
‎就能跟她合照

452
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,799
‎-誰想來一組？
‎-我，我要十組

453
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,885
‎這比主保聖人派對還厲害

454
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,429
‎這才像話，要多少組？

455
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,057
‎十組，好，五組？多買點

456
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,019
‎尼托

457
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:33,978
‎過得好嗎？

458
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,773
‎我們想早點搬走的這個想法

459
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,527
‎也不是多快能實現
‎所以我拿更多東西來賣給你

460
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,238
‎太好了，你看，我們差不多快賣完了

461
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,742
‎（每期200披索）

462
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,411
‎（週付55披索）

463
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,746
‎你說這些東西賣不了這麼高的價格

464
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:52,872
‎是你賣不到

465
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,917
‎-但我可以
‎-好，我來數錢

466
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,462
‎哥們，這些東西成本多少不重要

467
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,756
‎重點在於大家怎麼付錢

468
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,758
‎足球粉絲球衣

469
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:07,804
‎無息分期，最低每週50披索

470
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,056
‎非常好，這給你

471
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,397
‎所以呢？你後面那堆垃圾多少錢？

472
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,691
‎不行，這…

473
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,652
‎要捐給孤兒院的小孩

474
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,447
‎我身邊這位是我的好朋友
‎帕布羅洛培茲

475
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,990
‎我知道我沒上線

476
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,659
‎眾人對我的下落議論紛紛

477
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:34,289
‎但大家放心，克麗粉
‎我在海灘爽爽過，乾杯

478
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,207
‎真行，把屋頂當露天甲板？

479
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:39,544
‎-別鬧了，舅舅，你怎麼在這？
‎-拜託不要來亂

480
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,171
‎-我是說…
‎-走開

481
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,965
‎-原來我不能用自己的屋頂
‎-走開

482
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,426
‎-靠，這是直播，大家都看到了
‎-不好了

483
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,136
‎現在怎麼辦？

484
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:51,848
‎我就叫妳不要直播
‎妳把我的流量用完了

485
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,351
‎她承受不了挫折

486
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,187
‎她因為我是白人而氣我？

487
00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,190
‎她就像巧克力肌，而你是牛奶肌

488
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,025
‎那她應該欣賞我才對

489
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,236
‎我是在艱困環境下生存的白人男孩

490
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,448
‎妳覺得我該怎麼辦？

491
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:12,494
‎在派對上跟她和好
‎泰莉喝了酒會比較放鬆

492
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:15,914
‎我建議你不要跟她唱反調

493
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:17,165
‎因為只有笨蛋才會這樣

494
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,173
‎（貝琳達和諾達爾）

495
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,342
‎貝琳達和克里斯蒂安諾達爾？

496
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:29,969
‎我又被騙了

497
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:32,889
‎瑞戈以低價買進我的紀念品

498
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,225
‎然後高價賣出

499
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,018
‎真的嗎，恩尼斯托？

500
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,479
‎你本來不是要變賣賺錢？

501
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:44,567
‎對，但我缺乏實做所需的專業知識

502
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:50,073
‎我一出社會就繼承廣告公司當老闆

503
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,158
‎我對這種事完全沒概念

504
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,368
‎但我現在知道了

505
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:58,206
‎賣高價的關鍵是小額分期，賣給窮人

506
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:02,794
‎對，現在我知道
‎墨西哥富豪怎麼賺錢的了

507
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,672
‎我有好多要向我的哥們學習

508
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:09,717
‎不對，那個地鐵販子
‎是你最不該學習的對象

509
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,302
‎恩尼斯托，拜託你

510
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:15,223
‎如果我們的朋友發現
‎你跟他那種人合作怎麼辦？

511
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,308
‎琪維絲，交給我

512
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,352
‎我知道我該怎麼做

513
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,562
‎你最好知道

514
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:22,605
‎去關燈

515
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:31,990
‎你讓我大開眼界

516
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,616
‎面對窮人

517
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,952
‎我們要賣些

518
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,413
‎看起來很貴，但其實很便宜的東西

519
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,455
‎沒錯

520
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:42,250
‎大家都想要自己買不起的東西

521
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,586
‎價格要比自家鄰居買的便宜

522
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,005
‎這樣才能在望彌撒時拿出來炫耀

523
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,049
‎所以我才想跟你合作，向你學習

524
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,050
‎太好了

525
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,511
‎歡迎來到瑞戈活動企劃

526
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,804
‎你今天開始上班

527
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,306
‎真的嗎？

528
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,641
‎太好了，我有好多點子

529
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,728
‎-幫瑞戈活動企劃品牌再造…
‎-不用

530
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,021
‎別這麼激動

531
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,523
‎我自有安排，小卡

532
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:11,362
‎你會成為瑞戈活動企劃的新面孔

533
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:16,826
‎今晚的派對，可稱為你的…處女秀

534
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,163
‎我不能穿這個
‎我太太看到，會殺了我

535
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,956
‎她會去那場派對嗎？

536
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:27,503
‎大家晚安

537
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,760
‎-男子漢
‎-金髮哥

538
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,387
‎-搖搖屁股
‎-快點搖

539
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,514
‎台下美女，大家好嗎？

540
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:44,312
‎我們要歡慶洛培茲家重回社區

541
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:46,814
‎-給他們掌聲鼓勵
‎-太好了

542
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,024
‎謝謝

543
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:50,985
‎單身美女在哪裡？

544
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:54,614
‎以我們DJ熱鬧的音樂開場吧

545
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:56,783
‎跳起來

546
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:05,625
‎誰想得到？鄰居的腿很壯呢

547
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,794
‎汀娜，金髮妹呢？

548
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:09,962
‎我到處都找不到她

549
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,340
‎她要來了，我去接她

550
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:13,883
‎-妳快去
‎-我去接她

551
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,052
‎-汀娜
‎-什麼事？

552
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,346
‎為什麼妳的金髮朋友沒來？

553
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,432
‎我賣了好幾張她的照片
‎大家都先付錢了

554
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:22,809
‎好，她不會來

555
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:23,726
‎什麼？

556
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,561
‎-閉嘴
‎-我們一定要想辦法

557
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,648
‎大家已經很討厭我們了
‎我不想去坐牢

558
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,233
‎好啦

559
00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:31,859
‎拖住他們

560
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,736
‎相信我

561
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,322
‎香…什麼？

562
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:41,786
‎帕布羅，我們得談談

563
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,746
‎我們的影片有很多人按讚

564
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,958
‎何不開一個新帳號
‎假裝我們在交往呢？

565
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,168
‎要假裝交往？我的膚色比較深呢

566
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:50,920
‎貝琳達在跟克里斯蒂安諾達爾交往

567
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,380
‎她還是很潮

568
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:56,259
‎我們就說我去你的社區拜訪

569
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,176
‎怎麼樣？

570
00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:00,888
‎我想了一下，假裝也不是什麼壞事

571
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,265
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

572
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,143
‎我知道妳在打什麼歪腦筋

573
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,604
‎妳想利用我
‎讓社區的人接納妳，我可不傻

574
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,858
‎妳要是不傻的話，就會知道這是雙贏

575
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,276
‎我贏了什麼？

576
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,903
‎只要妳住在社區
‎就能免費吃我們的小吃店

577
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,614
‎好噁，妳們應該不會有素食

578
00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,533
‎妳們什麼都加豬油

579
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:22,577
‎泰莉

580
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,079
‎我知道妳是社交邊緣人

581
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,040
‎妳討厭我的成功，這不是我的錯

582
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,794
‎天啊，迪耶戈

583
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:35,798
‎那不叫成功
‎她們讓你拿東西，你就欠她們了

584
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:37,425
‎什麼？

585
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:42,013
‎賒帳的意思是你要還，你欠很大
‎不付錢她們就會對你動私刑

586
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:44,849
‎真的嗎？

587
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:51,397
‎我警告妳，妳不去的話
‎大家會覺得被妳排斥

588
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:52,940
‎這個社區的人會很粗暴

589
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,234
‎好，等一下

590
00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,320
‎我知道我想要什麼了

591
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,198
‎我要妳去叫瑞戈那傢伙

592
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,075
‎把卡塔還給我，然後付她薪水

593
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,077
‎不行

594
00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,496
‎拉倒

595
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,498
‎好啦

596
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:12,043
‎我會跟他說
‎畢竟他無法拒絕我的身材

597
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,129
‎但妳要在場五小時，跟每個人拍照

598
00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:18,382
‎一小時，我只跟膚色淺一點的人合照

599
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,146
‎我最愛的小卡

600
00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:36,150
‎妳猜怎麼著？
‎妳可以回來我們家工作了

601
00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:38,236
‎我現在是社區名人了

602
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,488
‎那又怎樣？妳沒錢請我

603
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,865
‎瑞戈會付錢讓妳在我家工作

604
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:47,078
‎我寧可當店員也不要幫傭

605
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,830
‎這算是一種升級

606
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:52,834
‎我受不了沒遠見的人
‎妳永遠不會成功

607
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:56,629
‎比妳老公成功
‎因為我現在賺的比他多

608
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,136
‎恩尼斯托…

609
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,806
‎琪維絲，妳不是說不要來？

610
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:09,433
‎你這是什麼打扮？
‎你應徵的是伴遊嗎？

611
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,144
‎走開

612
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,438
‎親愛的

613
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:20,528
‎被騙的錢不會回來了
‎會計逃到瓜地馬拉就消失了

614
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,989
‎我們一定要有所調整

615
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,366
‎白化症公主

616
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,453
‎白化症公主，來簽妳的照片

617
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,330
‎這邊，快過來

618
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:34,417
‎很好

619
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,378
‎帽子哥，照片

620
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:41,549
‎跟金髮妹一起上台，發表動人的感言

621
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,717
‎-好
‎-好的

622
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,304
‎只要大家歡迎我們回來
‎我會彌補那個白妞的

623
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,763
‎-來吧
‎-加油

624
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,349
‎女士先生，歡迎天然的金髮妹

625
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:52,268
‎我們的俄羅斯公主

626
00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:56,564
‎琪維絲艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅

627
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,982
‎掌聲歡迎她

628
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,942
‎看看她這樣子

629
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:02,445
‎結果呢，鄰居？

630
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,988
‎我說服瑞戈了

631
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,072
‎要握手嗎？

632
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:05,990
‎現在呢？

633
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:08,034
‎她們會和好的

634
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:12,371
‎希望你說得對
‎避免你另一個姊姊跟她吵起來

635
00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:16,042
‎聽著，有格調的女性絕不會忘記

636
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:23,132
‎大家好，我在聖嬰耶穌社區的朋友們

637
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:27,303
‎謝謝各位蒞臨這美好的派對

638
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,264
‎這是我請我的助理汀娜辦的

639
00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:33,976
‎謝謝這個漂亮社區的人們

640
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:38,272
‎艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅一家人
‎會永遠住在這

641
00:31:42,151 --> 00:31:45,071
‎金髮妹，妳這叛徒
‎主辦人是我，不是妳

642
00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:46,656
‎親愛的鄰居

643
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,699
‎不好了，舊事重演

644
00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:50,576
‎這下又來了

645
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:51,953
‎現在跟妹妹吵了起來

646
00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:54,872
‎相信我，這次更慘

647
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:57,500
‎今晚的一切全部我請客

648
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,794
‎洛培茲家冰箱裡的東西通通隨便拿

649
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,924
‎金髮妹

650
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,301
‎金髮妹

651
00:32:07,385 --> 00:32:10,471
‎-金髮妹
‎-聽到了沒？

652
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:15,267
‎（瑞戈活動企劃出品）

653
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:43,999
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