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‎来啊 白妞！

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‎不要手软！

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‎天啊

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‎看 珍尼斯

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‎让我们出汗吧 小西！

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‎唵 平静

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‎哦 我们得付钱给她

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‎一点硬币

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‎谢谢

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‎走吧

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‎他们施舍我钱

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‎我是说…

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‎我在健身

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‎忽然每个人都跟着我
‎就像一群僵尸一样

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‎突然间 给了我一些硬币

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‎她们以为我是要饭的

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‎流浪汉不会穿露露柠檬运动装
‎对吧？

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‎我知道我们的处境很艰难 但…

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‎我们不需要施舍

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‎她们以为你在给她们上课
‎这是付给你的学费

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‎她们就赚这么点钱？

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‎所以她们才会罢工

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‎你可以为你的课收学费
‎买重要的东西

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‎比如…除毛

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‎或者买辆车

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‎既然金发妞让健身变成了潮流

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‎那我要来卖我的减肥奶昔

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‎你看看

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‎不用运动也不需要出汗

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‎-健身对你有好处
‎-只会让你更饿

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‎这就是为什么奶昔会成功

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‎和变瘦猪猪一起快速变瘦

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‎哇

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‎帅哥！

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‎-你好
‎-你好吗？

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‎你好吗？内托

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‎你从来没说过你跳舞跳得这么好

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‎你看起来像条河豚

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‎这条短裤夹在我屁股蛋儿里了

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‎没关系

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‎不过要小心后果 那是真麻烦

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‎你知道的 前列腺问题

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‎整晚尿频 再也硬不起来

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‎别担心 内托

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‎除非你感觉到了长矛 那你就完了

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‎什么是长矛？

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‎就是那种疼

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‎从布莱克本火山一直贯穿到大峡谷

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‎明白吗？

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‎从你鸡鸡头一直疼到你的直肠

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‎我感觉到过！

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‎-不可能
‎-是的

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‎真的吗？听着 要是我的话
‎我会去做个检查 还有救的

54
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‎监狱里 我目睹了很多因为忽视
‎而造成很糟糕结果的事情

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‎你想象不出

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‎我压力很大

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‎上周我们有13000个托托粉
‎这周就下降到了11500个

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‎巴布罗 我们需要弄点有趣的内容

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‎他们都说我们是装出来的

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‎你看评论了？

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‎“这对情侣比路易丝库米尼卡
‎装善良还要假”

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‎“咖啡和香草不能混合
‎所以这显然是个谎言”

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‎他们怎么这样？

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‎等等 等等

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‎我们得做点什么来证明
‎我们真的在交往

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‎证明什么？

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‎克丽丝塔 拜托

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‎等等

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‎我觉得我们的关系出了点问题

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‎等等 等一下

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‎我们之间没有关系

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‎我们只是上床而已

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‎-我们已经做过超过三次了
‎-所以呢？

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‎我们现在可以正式交往了

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‎考验我一下 我可以证明的

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‎好 只有这样
‎你才会知道贴标签并不好

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‎别放弃！九、十…

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‎（减肥 150块）

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‎…十一、十二！

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‎现在 踢起来拍手
‎好好锻炼那些斜纹肌

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‎一、二！加油！三、

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‎四、五、

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‎六…

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‎再也不用受苦了！

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‎我有个能快速解决那些脂肪的方法

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‎变瘦猪猪 快来啊

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‎哦 拜托！这些粉都是骗人的

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‎你要运动才能减肥

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‎很简单 没有痛苦就没有收获

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‎RBD乐队和阿纳依都喝变瘦猪猪
‎所以才能一直瘦得像根针

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‎不会吧！真的吗？

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‎你不相信我吗？

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‎我们打赌吧

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‎埃尔维拉喝我的奶昔 露露上你的课

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‎谁让她们减肥最多 谁就赢

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‎成交 但如果我赢了 晒衣绳全归我

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‎天知道我要和什么人分享

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‎如果我赢了 你得手洗我全家的内衣

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‎来吧

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‎等一下 我不想参与其中

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‎-你不想看起来像阿纳依吗？
‎-不 我更喜欢加里利亚

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‎我家男人喜欢摸起来有手感的

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‎我是说阿纳依吗？不

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‎应该是加里 超美味的

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‎原来如此！这样的话 我参加

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‎你呢？

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‎如果我跟着你做 我看起来
‎会像玛丽贝尔瓜迪亚那样吗？

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‎你看起来会像斯嘉丽约翰逊

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‎金卡戴珊？

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‎好吧 就像那个玛丽贝尔

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‎很好 我加入

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‎很好

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‎不 等等

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‎不会有副作用吧？

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‎不会

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‎嗨 瑞戈

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‎嘿 我能到哪里做个身体检查？

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‎-哦
‎-你知道的 心脏 前列腺…

119
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‎不要再说那个词

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‎如果女客户知道你前列腺有问题
‎我会没生意的

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‎-是为了我的健康啊
‎-我不管

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‎我的兄弟拉蒙说了那个词
‎现在她叫西蒙娜了

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‎只有伊诺森西奥先生能给你做检查

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‎但他嘴巴不把关 尤其是喝醉的时候

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‎真的吗？

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‎我从来不亲索科罗夫人

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‎嘴巴疱疹

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‎没人会带罗图里奥先生去水上乐园

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‎脚廯

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‎好吧！

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‎这样的话
‎我们得解决这条小尺寸短裤的问题

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‎踩到秤上

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‎等一下

134
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‎-她有额外的重量
‎-嘿

135
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‎嘿 你也是

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‎-什么？
‎-别装傻 快

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‎-我？
‎-公平就是公平

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‎让饥饿游戏开始吧

139
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‎你觉得这样有用吗？

140
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‎当然了 所有情侣都会贴
‎一起做瑜伽的照片

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‎这个比较简单

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‎好

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‎-哦
‎-该死

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‎我们只能采取备用计划了

145
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‎你确定吗？

146
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‎（多洛雷斯大排档）

147
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‎妈妈 别再打扰我的冠军了

148
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‎我是在测试她的意志力

149
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‎来 证明你的意志力强于你的饥饿感

150
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‎恶心 味道像胶水

151
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‎让她吃个玉米粽子吧
‎好把胶水一起吞下去 别那么凶

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‎妈妈 与其给她出主意
‎不如跟我一起逼她

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‎咽下去 埃尔维拉

154
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‎加油 埃尔维拉 咽下去

155
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‎吞下去吧 埃尔维拉

156
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‎不 不要吐

157
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‎不准抱怨

158
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‎要瘦下来可不容易

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‎我不能继续下去了

160
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‎等等 听着 看看我

161
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‎我不会输的

162
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‎你必须得继续下去

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‎对不起 我是最弱的一环

164
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‎我保证 如果你瘦下来
‎你看起来会很美的

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‎拉勾保证

166
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‎我能问你借一条漂亮裙子

167
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‎然后 看看我是不是能进入到
‎电视和小说奖颁奖现场吗？

168
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‎这我不太熟悉 但可以

169
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‎去近距离看塞巴斯蒂安鲁利

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‎哦

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‎好 但我穿二号 所以

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‎你知道你该怎么做

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‎-起来！
‎-这是为你做的 鲁利！

174
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‎加油！笑一个！

175
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‎笑一个！就是这样！

176
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‎不行 这样不行

177
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‎昨天他们给你安排了三个单身派对

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‎都是已婚女性

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‎换回你的短裤

180
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‎怎么了？

181
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‎-鸡舍出问题了？
‎-不会持续很久

182
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‎你就等内托换衣服吧

183
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‎别这样 瑞戈 别把鸡鸡裹得太紧

184
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‎如果鸡鸡死了 生意就死了

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‎鸡鸡得坚持一下

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‎让我试着穿一天这套制服

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‎如果不奏效 我就穿旧的

188
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‎好吧 但你知道女客户们喜欢什么

189
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‎鸡鸡

190
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‎美味的牛肚汤

191
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‎如果我们交往的话
‎你就得吃我外婆做的所有大排档菜

192
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,937
‎所以你得习惯起来

193
00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:06,815
‎怎么了 亲爱的？

194
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,401
‎你不想尝尝我的牛肚汤吗？

195
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:11,236
‎当然了 女士

196
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‎让我看看

197
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‎-怎么样？
‎-好吃！

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‎是吗？

199
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‎亲爱的 看到了吗？
‎他知道怎么吃东西

200
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‎不像你 变成了蔬菜主义者

201
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‎是素食主义者

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‎素食主义者 我得记住这个

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‎站起来

204
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‎你重了220克！

205
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‎我们有什么地方做错了

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‎我们做错的就是让我饿死

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‎我们必须采取严厉的措施才能获胜

208
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‎来 信心和信仰
‎跟着我重复 信心和信仰

209
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,497
‎用滤镜看起来很假

210
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‎（#爱之吻 #无滤镜）

211
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,334
‎你让我的鼻子看起来像个雷鬼匹诺曹

212
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,670
‎放松点 巴布罗 我没用那么多

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‎我发了

214
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‎上秤

215
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:15,592
‎什么？

216
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,636
‎你重了220克！

217
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,139
‎你做错了什么？

218
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,016
‎我紧张的时候会积水

219
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,353
‎好 我必须改变策略

220
00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:28,313
‎试试平板支撑和肩部拍打

221
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,356
‎走吧

222
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,449
‎这才是高品质的广告

223
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,417
‎内托 怎么了？

224
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,210
‎他们还是说服你了

225
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:52,588
‎你至少去做过检查了吧？

226
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,257
‎没有 但我没事 汤米

227
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,719
‎放轻松 把手指伸到洞洞里
‎这是是很自然的事

228
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,846
‎监狱里每天都在发生的

229
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,182
‎什么都比长矛好

230
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,391
‎-长矛？
‎-对

231
00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:05,350
‎那是什么？

232
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:11,023
‎就是从加州巴哈一路疼到尤卡坦州

233
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,193
‎从马德雷山脉一路疼到死亡谷

234
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,445
‎从你鸡鸡头一路疼到直肠

235
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,071
‎我感受到了

236
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,740
‎这很严重吗？

237
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,366
‎非常严重 糟透了

238
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,827
‎为什么不去看伊诺森西奥先生？

239
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,663
‎他总是有时间戳戳前列腺的

240
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,040
‎-绝不！
‎-是的

241
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,249
‎我们是男人

242
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,710
‎我们不喜欢被手指戳

243
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,881
‎你可以试试妈妈给赫纳罗做的茶

244
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,883
‎-很好的
‎-对前列腺好？

245
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,385
‎对一切都很好 对

246
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:44,932
‎赫纳罗每次喝了之后都会很精神
‎该死的赫纳罗

247
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,059
‎直到他死 上帝保佑他的灵魂

248
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,853
‎总之 睡一觉再说

249
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,527
‎如果老赫能喝 我们也能喝

250
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,237
‎我们去喝吧

251
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,988
‎我愿意为你做任何事

252
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,866
‎这是因维尔诺 拉寇儿的儿子

253
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,828
‎他是个纹身师 他会给你纹这个

254
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,037
‎算了

255
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,749
‎任何人都可以纹这个
‎我想要独特的东西

256
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,668
‎因维尔诺 随便你纹什么

257
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,471
‎露易丝 你怎么样啊？
‎金发妞的健身做得怎么样？

258
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:28,141
‎别告诉任何人 蒂娜
‎我浑身都很疼 连耳朵都疼

259
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:32,020
‎太糟了 看得出来你很努力

260
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,730
‎但我没有变轻

261
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:39,278
‎我知道会发生这种事
‎所以给你带了点止痛药

262
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:40,946
‎给

263
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,031
‎我现在不能付钱

264
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:46,243
‎别担心 不要钱
‎作为朋友这是应该的

265
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,369
‎真的吗？

266
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,040
‎太谢谢你了 蒂娜
‎我都要被压成一坨了

267
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,458
‎可以想象

268
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,043
‎你的糖炒玉米粉是有机的吗？

269
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,630
‎它又没在非有机的盒子里
‎所以我想是的

270
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,008
‎奥古斯蒂娜的粉末有用吗？

271
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,968
‎哦 味道非常糟

272
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,264
‎但如果我能变成加里利亚那样
‎我愿意吃任何东西

273
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,182
‎你今天要吃什么？

274
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,727
‎今天要吃的是肉馅面包味粉末

275
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:16,231
‎为什么不去吃个真正的肉馅面包呢？
‎把粉末撒在上面

276
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,775
‎我就是那么做的 瘦得更快

277
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,528
‎-真的吗？
‎-当然

278
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:24,114
‎那我就去买个小饼吃

279
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,116
‎肉馅面包太小了

280
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,243
‎-那样更好 对
‎-对吧？

281
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,037
‎好了 20块

282
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,747
‎正好20块

283
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:33,707
‎哦…

284
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,584
‎记我账上？

285
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:39,880
‎迭戈弄了个纹身？

286
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:43,008
‎我让他弄的 但我没想到他真的会弄

287
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,761
‎亲爱的 让我来看看你的纹身

288
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,641
‎那是罗伯托帕拉祖洛斯吗？

289
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,977
‎不！这是泰莉的头像
‎安迪沃霍尔风格

290
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,021
‎这…这是艺术

291
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,149
‎你不会喜欢的

292
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,402
‎玛丽安娜说：“巴布罗看起来超级假

293
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:06,031
‎用了过多滤镜 像马拉多纳吸毒一样”

294
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,999
‎现在他们要求我们现场亲亲

295
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,752
‎那么…

296
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:23,006
‎我说我们应该…我是说 我愿意

297
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:27,177
‎但如果你不能 或者不愿意
‎或是觉得不舒服的话

298
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,805
‎也没事 我们就不亲

299
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:34,059
‎不 我认为 某种程度上说
‎这是我们工作的一部分

300
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,395
‎但你不想的话也没关系

301
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,106
‎我们是为了可爱托托的账户

302
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,611
‎你先别说话 这是为了他好

303
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,571
‎屁股纹身是为了他好？

304
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:50,367
‎也许不是 但他应该知道
‎不要让父权打压更进一步

305
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,537
‎为什么不直接告诉他
‎你害怕正式交往？

306
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,332
‎不是这样的

307
00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:01,336
‎我想让他看到
‎还有其他方式能在一起

308
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,755
‎那就叫他开明一点

309
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:05,882
‎当然了！

310
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,677
‎这是他需要学的

311
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,763
‎谢谢你 珍妮特 你是个天才

312
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,269
‎（瑞戈活动 给你开派对）

313
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,313
‎我喝不惯老赫的茶

314
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,398
‎我也是

315
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:25,027
‎长矛一整晚都在折磨我

316
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,778
‎我也是

317
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:31,199
‎也许托马斯是对的
‎这就是前列腺癌的开始

318
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,285
‎我们去找伊诺森西奥先生吧

319
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,244
‎不

320
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:39,041
‎我宁愿前列腺里有虫子
‎也不愿意别人知道我被人戳过屁股

321
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:39,958
‎我们去吧

322
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,462
‎明天酒馆关门 他会是清醒的

323
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,590
‎好吧 但这只有你和我能知道

324
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,012
‎等等…

325
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,598
‎不知道这样行不行

326
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,142
‎我要怎么吃？

327
00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:00,937
‎巴布罗 慢慢来
‎要让人想吃你的冰激凌

328
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,815
‎关键看你怎么亲吻它

329
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,233
‎明白吗？

330
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,818
‎-对
‎-去吧 亲一下

331
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:07,778
‎亲一下

332
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,823
‎不 外甥！你在做什么？

333
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,535
‎你这样的话
‎没人会相信她是你女朋友

334
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,912
‎再试一次

335
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:20,540
‎但要多注入一点灵魂 更性感 来吧

336
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,089
‎不行 我要拿你怎么办呢 外甥？

337
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,091
‎-有那么糟吗？
‎-再试一次

338
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,842
‎再温柔一点 闭上眼睛

339
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:37,891
‎闭上你的嘴！

340
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,102
‎你吃了几口？

341
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,146
‎那个 一口都没吃

342
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,818
‎谁给你的？

343
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:48,735
‎蒂娜

344
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,322
‎说能帮忙止痛

345
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,199
‎-结果只是让我更饿
‎-是的

346
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:58,286
‎它们是增加食欲的药
‎解释一下“像猪一样吃”这个名字

347
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,084
‎嗯 不能说它们没用 对吧？

348
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,169
‎那个叛徒一定遭报应

349
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,099
‎喂！

350
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,435
‎那是什么？你不能吃东西

351
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:27,149
‎小西说 撒粉可以帮我更快减重

352
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,650
‎该死的…不要吃！

353
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,195
‎她在骗你让你变胖 快放下

354
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:36,324
‎再让我吃一口 不要浪费粉末

355
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,495
‎听着

356
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,707
‎埃尔维拉 我说别吃了！

357
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,803
‎珍妮特 我需要你的帮助

358
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,513
‎那你得帮我一起晾衣服

359
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,021
‎我需要你帮我亲吻巴布罗
‎让它看起来像真的

360
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,355
‎亲他一下就行了

361
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,983
‎我不能 我只为爱而亲

362
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,944
‎帮帮我 让我爱上他一点点？

363
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:16,031
‎你要知道 他需要粉丝来让他有信心

364
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,034
‎随便 我该怎么做才能爱上他？

365
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,286
‎-去施个爱情咒
‎-爱情咒？

366
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,663
‎-跟我说说吧
‎-那个…

367
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,498
‎我觉得我做不到

368
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,458
‎小巴布罗

369
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,546
‎泰莉要求我被后入
‎以此证明我想要正式恋爱

370
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,382
‎后入？那是什么？

371
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,926
‎她对我做这个

372
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,429
‎哇 不…

373
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:43,975
‎对任何关系来说
‎这都会是一个神奇的时刻

374
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,477
‎我很害怕

375
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,062
‎当然了

376
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,647
‎我要和克丽丝塔做这个吗？

377
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,357
‎小巴布罗 你连接个吻都不行

378
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,317
‎好 再来一次

379
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,985
‎我一定会赢下比赛的

380
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,696
‎-我觉得你会的
‎-说曹操曹操到

381
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,240
‎别装傻…

382
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,660
‎金发妞 你过界了

383
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,578
‎操纵可怜的埃尔维拉太太

384
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:06,122
‎利用露露的无知可不是公平竞争

385
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,374
‎“不是公平竞争”

386
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,709
‎身为这场比赛的主审官…

387
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:14,714
‎别再瞎胡闹了 不作弊的情况下
‎让你们的胖女人们去减肥

388
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,468
‎她守规矩我就守规矩

389
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:22,222
‎-你到底想不想要咒语？
‎-要的

390
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:25,600
‎就是 这个地方太…不一样

391
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,311
‎别挑剔 来吧

392
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,981
‎（阿育吠陀 塔罗 草药 爱情咒语）

393
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:36,861
‎听着 金发妞 用这撮头发
‎把你和你男人的头发缠在一起

394
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,655
‎就这样？

395
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,158
‎-这是非常有效的咒语
‎-有效一阵子 对吧？

396
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,785
‎你可以过来解开咒语

397
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,705
‎-你说什么？
‎-别听她的

398
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,500
‎珍妮特是个奇怪的孩子
‎因为她没有信仰

399
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,336
‎甚至不想做她第一次圣餐

400
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,424
‎够了 珍妮特 我只想爱上巴布罗

401
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,552
‎捏紧她松软的下巴

402
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:03,013
‎她至少能出掉两公斤汗

403
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,975
‎不是要靠奶昔吗？

404
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,936
‎我们必须采取极端措施
‎否则我们会输

405
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,521
‎原地跑

406
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,274
‎不 快点！

407
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,819
‎就好像追着牧师好让他听你忏悔那样

408
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,657
‎怎么了？

409
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,034
‎埃尔维拉！

410
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,494
‎埃尔维拉 你吃早饭了吗？

411
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,997
‎没有痛苦 露露

412
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,707
‎有的！

413
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,876
‎来 喝这个

414
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,294
‎但别停下

415
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,963
‎这不是蒂娜的奶昔吗？

416
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,132
‎只是证明它是没用的

417
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,175
‎起来！

418
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,468
‎快点！

419
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,719
‎动起来！

420
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,387
‎喝下去！

421
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,389
‎别停！

422
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,226
‎起来 露露

423
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,811
‎如果这确实是你想要的…

424
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,522
‎那么我准备好了

425
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,652
‎有什么好笑的？

426
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,280
‎把裤子拉起来 笨蛋

427
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:06,743
‎我没想到你会这么做
‎现在我知道你愿意为我做任何事

428
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,536
‎难道跟我交往就这么糟糕吗？

429
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,455
‎当然不是

430
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,999
‎不是你 是…

431
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,002
‎对 你告诉过我 那不是你的风格

432
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,880
‎不是我的风格 而且也没人问过我

433
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,424
‎但跟你在一起 这不一样

434
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:26,596
‎我讨厌你是个有钱公子
‎我更讨厌自己这么爱你

435
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,977
‎现在你可以考验我了

436
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,939
‎这是真相时刻

437
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,440
‎看看谁来了

438
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,318
‎秤在这里 是时候了结了

439
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,694
‎埃尔维拉 你先来

440
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,446
‎-上去
‎-是的 亲爱的 来吧

441
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,948
‎-来吧！
‎-来吧

442
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,286
‎-胖了一公斤
‎-该死

443
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,123
‎来吧 露露！

444
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,796
‎她也胖了一公斤

445
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,632
‎不 我不接受平局

446
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,342
‎我也不接受 再来一个星期

447
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,844
‎不可能

448
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:07,387
‎我再也不做了

449
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:08,638
‎我也是

450
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:13,977
‎多洛雷斯夫人每晚的肉馅玉米饼
‎是我们俩没被饿死的唯一原因

451
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,354
‎妈妈 你每晚给她们吃肉馅玉米饼?

452
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,981
‎别生我的气

453
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:22,694
‎我可是放两份生菜的
‎还用纸巾把油都去掉的

454
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,737
‎你应该感到羞耻 女士

455
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,239
‎你作弊

456
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,991
‎你们两个应该感到羞耻！

457
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,410
‎你们差点杀死她们俩

458
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,414
‎生活不只有瘦身

459
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,960
‎快点 巴布罗来了

460
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:43,506
‎我准备好拍接吻视频了

461
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,716
‎我也是

462
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,551
‎珍妮特 给我们直播

463
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,510
‎好的

464
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,349
‎可爱托托粉们 你们好吗？

465
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,394
‎我们来等更多人上线 一起聊天

466
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,272
‎巴布罗不重要 你们来是因为我…

467
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,741
‎我们下线了

468
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:12,452
‎停！

469
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,583
‎可以吗？

470
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:20,627
‎有什么评论吗？

471
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:21,794
‎“美味”

472
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:23,421
‎好吧

473
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,882
‎欢迎来到魔戒团

474
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,343
‎开玩笑的

475
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,721
‎据我所知 你们大峡谷里都没事

476
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,057
‎你们可以回到自己正常生活中去

477
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,934
‎我不明白的是

478
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,811
‎为什么要做直肠摄护腺触诊

479
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,689
‎明明现在验血就可以了？

480
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,775
‎验血？

481
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:46,152
‎托马斯 你从没告诉过我们这个

482
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:49,197
‎我不想扫兴嘛

483
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,782
‎那我们白白受了苦？

484
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,493
‎瑞戈 你只是附带伤害

485
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,370
‎你从来就不关心我的健康？

486
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:58,081
‎我当然关心的 内托
‎但我更关心我自己的

487
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,960
‎失去我们区性感偶像的地位
‎这会对我很不好

488
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,796
‎我真诚道歉

489
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:07,632
‎没有恶意 不 有的 但我道歉了

490
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:24,440
‎也许遇到你不是巧合

491
00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:27,694
‎也许这就是缘分

492
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,823
‎我想再次在你胸口入睡

493
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:36,578
‎-然后从你的亲吻中醒来
‎-你的第六感…

494
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,789
‎他们真是般配的一对 对吧？

495
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:43,835
‎我知道我们很快就会在一起

496
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:47,672
‎我带着那种淘气的笑容

497
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:51,467
‎我知道我很快又会和你相遇

498
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,762
‎你知道我拉住了你的手

499
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:57,473
‎所以你不要…

500
00:25:57,557 --> 00:26:00,059
‎伙计 他们的孩子会像斑点狗一样

501
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:03,187
‎-你是说有斑点？
‎-是吧

502
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:07,650
‎当一个棕色小妞和金发男人在一起时
‎就会有斑点

503
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,986
‎太刻薄了

504
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,656
‎我发给你我亲手写的歌

505
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:17,660
‎我发给你胡安路易斯盖拉440的歌

506
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:21,873
‎我给你发我们在马特拉吃饭的照片

507
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:25,960
‎还有我们去委内瑞拉的照片

508
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,881
‎这样你才会记得我 永远不会忘记我

509
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:33,635
‎我的心挂在你手上

510
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,637
‎好好对待它

511
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:37,430
‎好好对待它

512
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,768
‎因为我的心在你的手上

513
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,604
‎我爱她！

514
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,606
‎甚至还为她纹了身 看！

515
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,691
‎-不 迭戈…
‎-迭戈 不！

516
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,860
‎亲一个！

517
00:26:54,447 --> 00:27:00,703
‎在瑞戈活动中心 享受我们的优惠价

518
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:04,874
‎营业额大增 朋友们！

519
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,002
‎-我就知道伊诺森西奥不会说出来
‎-对！

520
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,962
‎怎么样啊？

521
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:11,506
‎看看厄内斯托

522
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:15,843
‎我听说你外表和内里一样美丽

523
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,845
‎你也是 亲爱的瑞戈

524
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:19,347
‎再见

525
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,268
‎该死的伊诺森西奥

526
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,730
‎快来拿你的折扣！

527
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,190
‎“内里很美丽”

528
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:32,819
‎-一个玉米粉蒸肉配绿酱
‎-好的 金发妞

529
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,405
‎谢谢

530
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,699
‎-你是想自杀吗？妈妈
‎-不

531
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:40,118
‎多洛雷斯说里面有营养

532
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,577
‎还有很多猪油

533
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,454
‎擦掉就好

534
00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:48,126
‎生活不只有瘦身

535
00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:55,299
‎好吃

536
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:56,968
‎-你要一个吗？
‎-有粉色的吗？

537
00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:57,885
‎有 甜心

538
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,513
‎9、10、

539
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:03,015
‎11、12、13！

540
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,935
‎你还是用西尔维娅的方法了？

541
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,355
‎不 我不喜欢金发妞 但她有点东西

542
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,023
‎所以试试也无妨

543
00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:13,818
‎很高兴看到你健身

544
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,987
‎亲爱的 偶尔健身一下挺好的

545
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,615
‎待会儿我会补偿自己的
‎每一个仰卧起坐吃一个玉米饼

546
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,159
‎你外婆说得对

547
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,578
‎人生不只有瘦身

548
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,246
‎-好
‎-享受你的棒冰吧

549
00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,503
‎三、四、五…

550
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:03,237
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