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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎大家好！

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‎-冲啊！
‎-好样的 妈妈！

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‎超棒！

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‎我爱死韦尔了

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‎我爱你 韦尔！

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‎-滑啊！
‎-就是这样！没错！

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‎-我太棒了！
‎-太棒了！

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‎冠军应该去血拼购物

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‎没错！

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‎我可以拍张照吗？

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‎为《你好！》杂志取材

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‎抱歉 等一下

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‎怎么了？

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‎我想救你 但蚊子飞跑了

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‎又来了？

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‎肯定是饿的 跟这里的人一样

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‎它长得可不像蚊子

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‎长得有蛐蛐那么大
‎一副蟑螂幼虫的长相

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‎求求你 别说了！

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‎厄内斯托 带我离开这儿

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‎哪怕只是度假呢 想想办法！

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‎为雇员提供家庭融合旅行

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‎不但可以增加员工幸福感

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‎工作效率还能提高95%

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‎老板 觉得怎么样？

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‎家庭旅行值得一试吧？

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‎这个嘛…

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‎批准了！

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‎-太好了！
‎-就这么办！

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‎让你的家人做好准备 我有个好去处

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‎真想赶紧给家人一个惊喜

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‎你有家人吗？

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‎有个女儿 叫布里坦尼

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‎但她和她妈妈度假去了

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‎但我在努力

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‎给自己找个新家

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‎做好准备 我有个惊喜

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‎我邀请大家周末参加
‎“瑞戈庆典”的融合旅行

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‎旅行？

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‎找个附近的地方玩一天

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‎就像家庭野餐 但名字更炫酷

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‎我不喜欢野餐

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‎弄得脏兮兮的 再说我还得准备吃的

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‎食物和其他工作都交给我吧
‎自从莎奥离开我之后

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‎除了布里坦尼 你们就是我最亲的人

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‎更何况现在蒂娜回来了
‎而且还是独身 是吧？

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‎别打呀 妈

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‎况且你也知道 这里的人多爱嚼舌头

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‎人家会说闲话的

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‎我懂了

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‎都怪我 以为咱们比老友还亲

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‎别急着走

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‎老实说 出去走走也不错
‎哪怕就一天呢

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‎我们好久没出城了

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‎上一次还是带巴布罗
‎去奇穆尔科学游水

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‎瞧瞧这个小精豆儿 可爱吧？

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‎一池子氯水衬得眼睛都绿了

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‎那游泳圈也太大了

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‎知道吗？您说的对 妈妈

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‎-要来吗？
‎-这周末不行

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‎-我要带迭戈参加他的处女抗议
‎-泰莉莎

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‎你成天去抗议 也没抗出个什么名堂

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‎不准找借口
‎一家人都多久没好好聚聚了

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‎所以我们欣然接受你的野餐邀请

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‎-好
‎-我们去

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‎我们去 好了 吃吧

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‎显然这位老友对你有意思

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‎才不是呢 其实他跟蕾奥娜约会过

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‎传言说因为你跟他亲热
‎蕾奥娜才那么生你的气

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‎别瞎听瞎信 传言只是传言

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‎蕾奥说你还在电台给他点歌

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‎别胡说了

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‎蕾奥会发飙的

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‎乖乖！千万别

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‎蕾奥跟她爱的人已经去了天堂

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‎再说了 这位老友已经结婚

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‎我是说 他被甩了

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‎他这种人 见个女人就献殷勤

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‎行了 自家兄弟瞎妒忌的梗
‎我可不买帐

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‎都是你自己脑补的

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‎好好享受郊游 别瞎胡闹

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‎终于！

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‎理所应得的周末假日！

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‎这是真的吗？

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‎你没听到吗？这是过周末
‎为什么要带两个行李箱？

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‎老兄 我的衣服、化妆品和配饰
‎得分开装

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‎小西 你都装了什么东西呀？

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‎就是些基本用品

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‎好吧

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‎司机呢？

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‎伙计！

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‎内托伙计和家人们哈？

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‎准备好全家乐融融了吗？

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‎莫非我们要跟他一起去旅行？

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‎不 女士 这不是旅行
‎你们想小逍遥一下

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‎普里马韦拉保护区就在附近
‎何苦舍近求远呢？

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‎行李不用管 直接上车吧

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‎都在说话 耽误功夫 赶紧走吧！

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‎来吧 我们走吧

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‎谢了 我可不会坐那辆车 再见

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‎内托 怎么回事？

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‎这是家庭融合 对吧？

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‎要么融合 要么失业

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‎小西！

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‎小西！

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‎上车吧 公园在等我们呢

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‎我们到了！

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‎耶！哇哦 看呐！

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‎-太好了 瑞戈
‎-多大场面

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‎我喜欢这些大球

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‎我在里面差点被呛死

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‎这都是什么？

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‎这都是什么呀？

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‎我就知道 巴布罗

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‎你有信号吗？

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‎没有 连不上

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‎那我怎么办？我的粉丝还等更新呢

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‎是我们的粉丝

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‎随便啦 我们急需信号

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‎那我们找找看

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‎这里没有旅游厕所？

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‎旅游厕所？

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‎周围这么大的茅房
‎要什么旅游厕所啊？

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‎等等 伙计

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‎你得帮我个忙

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‎老实说 我想借这次野餐的机会
‎把奥古斯蒂娜追到手

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‎可自从她搬到华雷斯城

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‎就彻底变了 感觉牛哄哄的

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‎-奥古斯蒂娜？牛哄哄？
‎-是吧？

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‎我没有跟上流女人交往的经验

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‎你在这方面挺在行 算是行家里手了

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‎一群女人排着队

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‎看着你扭屁股

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‎我们会有办法的

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‎伙计

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‎-我真的需要你的建议
‎-我需要…

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‎你可以穿这个 就是别汗湿了

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‎谢了 用不着

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‎别介 小西 亲爱的！

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‎今天是家庭融合日

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‎我们必须…融合

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‎-宝贝 他是我老板
‎-那又怎样？

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‎厄内斯托 今天准没好事 咱们走吧

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‎不 小西 我们得顺着他

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‎欢迎光临“瑞戈庆典”的郊野融合日！

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‎这里一应俱全
‎保证大家度过美好时光！

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‎我们有两人一组的土豆麻袋跳跃赛

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‎二人瞎子摸路

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‎二人接力

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‎获胜最多的双人组

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‎将获得“蓝色天使”演唱会的门票！

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‎你根本不知道他们 瞎显摆

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‎我当然知道 他们跟佩蒂坎图合唱过

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‎你只知道那张合唱专辑？真没新意

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‎女士们 冷静点

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‎比赛没开始呢 爪子就亮出来了

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‎把愤怒留给比赛吧！

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‎我要灭了你

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‎把你碾个稀碎

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‎根据瑞戈安排的抽签

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‎分组如下：

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‎赫尔曼和托马斯

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‎泰莉和迭戈

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‎卡妲和珍妮特

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‎小西和内托

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‎我们一定要赢 知道吗？

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‎克丽丝塔和巴布罗

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‎奥古斯蒂娜和瑞戈！

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‎我们不参加 得去找信号

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‎再说了 得发些有料的更新
‎发你家人比赛跳麻袋可不行

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‎让粉丝看看我们家人怎么了？

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‎你想掉粉吗？

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‎不想吧

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‎克丽丝塔 等等…

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‎巴布罗 冷静点 别慌好吗？

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‎谁说了算 一眼就看得出

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‎没人说了算 是我们共同决定

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‎-你确定？
‎-对

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‎那你为什么不玩？
‎还有你最爱的瞎子摸路呢

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‎不会吧 还有瞎子摸路？

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‎是啊 你没听到吗？

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‎不行 我们还有事要办

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‎-克丽丝塔？
‎-她往那边去了！

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‎都怨你 害我跟丢了 克丽丝塔！

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‎你去哪里？

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‎老赫啊 你的老伙计需要帮助
‎要讨好你的小姨子

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‎要我说 老友不能插手对方亲戚的事

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‎我不会帮他的

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‎除非你希望我这么做？

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‎准备好

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‎金发妞 跑户外和
‎在家用跑步机可不一样

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‎自从来了这里

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‎我每天都在阳光下跑步
‎看到了吗？晒伤了

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‎管你伤不伤 我这个货真价实的
‎“蓝色天使”歌迷赢定了

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‎你去过几场演唱会？

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‎洛杉矶、芝加哥还是这里？

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‎瞎显摆

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‎用这招怎么样？我小声嘀咕

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‎好让蒂娜靠近 然后我就深情进攻

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‎嗯 上流女人就喜欢深情

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‎然后你趁机搂住她的腰

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‎厚着脸皮夸她几句 再毛手毛脚点

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‎跟我想到一块儿了 不好意思

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‎一会儿躲起来就好意思了

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‎猛男！

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‎老赫 给我个征兆

208
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,172
‎我已经懵了

209
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,215
‎瞎子摸路

210
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,342
‎这是游戏的名字

211
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:38,722
‎你要引导蒙着眼的同伴走到终点线

212
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,265
‎有问题吗？

213
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,268
‎我们闭着眼也心意相通 我们赢定了

214
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,480
‎那个男人婆是不是给迭戈下咒了

215
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,901
‎-知道吗？
‎-我很好

216
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,486
‎喂！干嘛啊？

217
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,739
‎抱歉 孩子 我以为你耍奸呢

218
00:10:56,949 --> 00:11:00,494
‎我们一定得赢
‎因为我想跟你一起去看演唱会

219
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:05,541
‎什么？我听不清 大声点

220
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,252
‎各就各位

221
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,962
‎预备

222
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:10,963
‎开始！

223
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,716
‎-往左 往右
‎-我害怕！

224
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,551
‎万一有虫子怎么办？

225
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:18,053
‎该死！

226
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,304
‎你用哪只手挥手？

227
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,014
‎-我的左手
‎-左手？

228
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,267
‎不 等等 往左转！

229
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:30,441
‎-抱歉 我是说往右 诶呀
‎-真恶心

230
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192
‎快点 快点

231
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,319
‎没错 继续往前

232
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,113
‎往你右边！

233
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,073
‎我说了 厄内斯托 你的右边！

234
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,076
‎这样吧？好多了 快多了

235
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,411
‎好了 看到了吗？

236
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,746
‎快点 快走

237
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,289
‎直走

238
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,834
‎最好让我搂着你的腰 你好给我指路
‎我看不见

239
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,502
‎嘿 别动手动脚的！

240
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,838
‎手牵手吧 和以前一样

241
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,631
‎不行！可以抓胳膊肘

242
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,343
‎别抓了 老兄 我可会动心啊

243
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,138
‎往前直走

244
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,431
‎拜托 赫尔曼！

245
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,183
‎你应该给我指路！

246
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,934
‎我们先走啦！

247
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,771
‎迭戈 泰莉！别互相抓着

248
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,105
‎-这是作弊！
‎-什么？

249
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:12,191
‎这边！

250
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:15,652
‎不！

251
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,904
‎-我们赢了！
‎-不！

252
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,156
‎我要如何忘记你？

253
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,992
‎我要如何忘记你？

254
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,578
‎金发妞儿 你要真是歌迷 就说出歌名

255
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,705
‎《你的发带》

256
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,499
‎错《万种深情》

257
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,083
‎我要如何忘记你？

258
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,960
‎好了 厄内斯托 你输了

259
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,128
‎你输了

260
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,546
‎-结束了
‎-克丽丝塔！

261
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:35,964
‎克丽丝塔！

262
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,677
‎哦 不

263
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:42,721
‎克丽丝塔 你在哪儿啊？

264
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,681
‎我真的很讨厌流汗

265
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,143
‎我不管 只要不让
‎那个俗气的金发妞赢就行

266
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,437
‎我打赌她跳萨尔萨 不跳昆比亚舞

267
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,396
‎跟你一样

268
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,484
‎我是跳着玩的 好坏分得清

269
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,695
‎如果她赢 那就像你常说的 珍妮特

270
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,113
‎文化滥用

271
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,784
‎是文化借用 但在这里不适用
‎她是墨西哥人

272
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,327
‎管他呢！

273
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,246
‎你们得帮我赢 明白吗？

274
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,331
‎-好！
‎-好！

275
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,541
‎这就对了！

276
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,584
‎好的

277
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,587
‎-她为什么想赢？
‎-我不知道 她…

278
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,381
‎克丽丝塔！

279
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,716
‎-克丽丝塔！
‎-嗨 帅哥

280
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,721
‎怎了 小巴？把谁给弄丢了？

281
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,807
‎我最好的朋友克丽丝塔

282
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,684
‎金发美女 你们见她了吗？

283
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,644
‎最好的朋友？真土

284
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,272
‎-你们怎么来了？
‎-露营放松

285
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,191
‎但我们可以帮你找到你最好的朋友

286
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,359
‎我对这里很熟

287
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,569
‎不用了 谢谢

288
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,612
‎她可能就在那边

289
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:41,738
‎在河边

290
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,824
‎到河边可小心点

291
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,243
‎有些地方真的很深

292
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,036
‎我知道 我去过

293
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:52,875
‎好吧

294
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,918
‎那我们先走了

295
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:56,753
‎保重

296
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:00,757
‎克丽丝塔！

297
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,510
‎内托 那些招儿都不管用

298
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,971
‎蒂娜对我躲躲闪闪

299
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,891
‎你做得很好 继续努力

300
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,310
‎听着 有品的女人

301
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:15,397
‎都非常自信 你要让她们心软

302
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,984
‎就像踢足球 开局出强招

303
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,570
‎让对方觉得你是劲敌 不是弱鸡

304
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,571
‎明白

305
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,907
‎我应该紧逼 然后射门

306
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,410
‎没错 用严酷的现实把她逼出舒适区

307
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,038
‎她们就喜欢这样 爽得很

308
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:31,955
‎不羁的爱

309
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,832
‎-我要全力以赴
‎-加油！

310
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,754
‎老赫 来个征兆呗

311
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,391
‎克丽丝塔 你真是的！

312
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,102
‎-你干嘛啊？
‎-我给你送头饰

313
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,355
‎真恶心 那不是我的！随便啦

314
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,274
‎带我回车上充电吧

315
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,275
‎车

316
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,778
‎你知道回去的路吧？

317
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,030
‎-因为我可记不清
‎-我不知道

318
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:12,287
‎我不记得路了
‎但我们得在天黑前回去

319
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,499
‎你看过《布莱尔女巫》吗？

320
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,169
‎没看过？算你走运 我不敢看太多

321
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,880
‎一听到小孩的声音 我就发毛

322
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,173
‎别闹了

323
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,383
‎而且你是金发

324
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,636
‎恐怖片里 金发的人总是最先倒霉

325
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,017
‎生死在此一搏

326
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,561
‎这就是土豆麻袋跳跃赛

327
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:40,065
‎最先冲过终点线的获胜

328
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,942
‎放松！这就像混合健身

329
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:42,901
‎混合健身？

330
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:47,030
‎有钱人花大价钱
‎就为像建筑工人一样扛麻袋

331
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,492
‎-对吧 瑞戈？
‎-至少人家在努力变好看

332
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,121
‎大家都知道 你从来不会跑步
‎连家里着火都不例外

333
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164
‎你可真逗 不当小丑可惜了吧？

334
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,499
‎赶紧进麻袋

335
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918
‎蒂娜 咱俩可能进不去

336
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,545
‎你跟以前不一样了

337
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,384
‎别着急 稳住步伐

338
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,429
‎看到没？你总是这样

339
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,930
‎我太兴奋了

340
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:18,645
‎要是你能让我先兴奋一回就好了

341
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,356
‎我们是在说麻袋吗？

342
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,442
‎不 迭戈！

343
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,568
‎就是麻袋而已

344
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,903
‎-算了 我不玩了
‎-泰莉

345
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,489
‎-各就各位 预备…
‎-泰莉…

346
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,074
‎开始！

347
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,291
‎别停！

348
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,127
‎-我累了！
‎-你没带氧气罐吗？

349
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,629
‎我把它留在家里了 背我！

350
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,133
‎快点！

351
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,593
‎不！

352
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,770
‎说我身材走样？你可真好意思

353
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,647
‎有劲儿侮辱我 还不如跑快点

354
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,651
‎是跳过他们 不是跑过他们

355
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,862
‎我家最厉害！

356
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:12,866
‎泰莉

357
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,162
‎-你要冷静
‎-怎么冷静？

358
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,874
‎我一抗议不公 别人就要我冷静

359
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,084
‎你这是怎么了？

360
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,836
‎比赛？迭戈 真正的比赛就在墨西哥

361
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,090
‎泰莉！

362
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,008
‎我就说你想象力太丰富了吧

363
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:33,011
‎瑞戈非但不跟我献殷勤
‎他根本就是个混蛋

364
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,514
‎原来如此 听着 蒂娜

365
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,641
‎我敢说他在玩不羁

366
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,268
‎打击你 好引起你的注意

367
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,896
‎他这么做 看来是没招儿了

368
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,232
‎接下来他就要使出跳舞那一套了

369
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,316
‎哪一套？

370
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,444
‎别说了 别让我胡思乱想

371
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,154
‎走开 别烦我

372
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,072
‎去吧

373
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,490
‎蒂娜 瞧见你这副样子没？

374
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,867
‎-这个可以抵御女巫
‎-我有信号了！

375
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,786
‎有信号了

376
00:17:58,829 --> 00:17:59,913
‎有信号了！

377
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,750
‎我丢了！

378
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:04,960
‎我走丢了！

379
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,712
‎如果你看到这条 联络当局

380
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,382
‎帮警察记录下我们的位置

381
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,967
‎闪开 巴布罗！

382
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,303
‎为我祈祷吧 使用话题找到克丽丝塔

383
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,682
‎没发成！

384
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,393
‎你为什么不听我的话？

385
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,019
‎你都没把我录进去

386
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,065
‎他们会知道我跟你在一起
‎因为你让我闭嘴

387
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,193
‎巴布罗！现在不是生气的时候
‎好吗？

388
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,403
‎你这是添乱

389
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,032
‎弱化对手不起作用 我一直很支持你

390
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,160
‎还帮你找无麸质面包呢

391
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,578
‎这东西无麸质？

392
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,788
‎我说我找了 没找到

393
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,958
‎重点是 你总给老伙计出馊主意

394
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,001
‎真不够意思

395
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,588
‎调戏老伙计的小姨子更不够意思

396
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,549
‎赫纳罗是我们的老伙计！

397
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,218
‎这是《老伙计指南》里面说的

398
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,095
‎老赫经常提到

399
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,556
‎那是赫纳罗和我一起写的

400
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:05,103
‎里面说得清楚 如果老伙计死亡
‎其伙计要照顾他的家人

401
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,022
‎-真的吗？
‎-没错

402
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,316
‎别说《老伙计指南》了

403
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,860
‎其实我从未忘记蒂娜

404
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,362
‎我想跟她再续前缘

405
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,282
‎所以我真心需要你的帮助

406
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,200
‎听着

407
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:22,412
‎蒂娜喜欢跳舞
‎要说咱们这里的人擅长什么

408
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,583
‎除了买单装傻 就是会跳舞

409
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,960
‎你得让我们赢

410
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,464
‎好让我带蒂娜去听演唱会
‎用跳舞征服她

411
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,175
‎只有老头老太才在跳舞时互撩

412
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,219
‎不 伙计

413
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,763
‎怎么跳 就怎么操

414
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:45,810
‎我想让蒂娜看看
‎我那些性感无敌的招式

415
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,189
‎所以 帮帮我吧

416
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,482
‎-别啊
‎-不然…

417
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,651
‎后果自负

418
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,578
‎你是在帮你老板撩那个偷票贼吗？

419
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:07,374
‎你知不知道 如果他娶了那个疯婆娘
‎结果会怎样？

420
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,292
‎那她就更嚣张了！

421
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,419
‎比墨西哥第一夫人还嚣张！

422
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:15,840
‎况且我是真喜欢这支乐队
‎虽然他们只搞二重唱

423
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,634
‎所以 厄内斯托 你必须赢

424
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,970
‎不然后果自负 懂吗？

425
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,889
‎别走啊 宝贝

426
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,599
‎你还拖着卫生纸

427
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,273
‎我现在生气了

428
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,068
‎你们要是不帮我
‎那个鸡窝脑袋就把票赢去了

429
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,404
‎阿姨 那本来就不是你的

430
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:41,741
‎我想要票 是因为“蓝色天使”
‎让我回想起自己的青春时光

431
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:46,913
‎就是在他们的某场演出后
‎我从女孩变成了女人

432
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,749
‎-您说得好恶心！
‎-我喜欢那首歌

433
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,876
‎-坏了 我开始脑补了
‎-行了

434
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,336
‎饶了我吧

435
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,047
‎按照你教的 咱们提提气

436
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,550
‎好 来吧

437
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:03,179
‎洛佩兹！

438
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,394
‎我要死在这里了！

439
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,063
‎巴布罗 帮我录下告别视频

440
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,274
‎既然快死了 我们就一起告别

441
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,444
‎不 我先来 你要录就第二个录

442
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:21,114
‎如果非要被女巫吃掉
‎那就索性说清楚

443
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,492
‎我受够了什么事都得依着你！

444
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,912
‎发什么 怎么发
‎你根本不在乎我的想法

445
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,664
‎我成了这段关系里的窝囊废

446
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:33,084
‎是假装的关系
‎再说了 没有我 你什么都不是

447
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:37,547
‎不是我毒舌 你人很好
‎但别人关注“可爱托托”可不是为了你

448
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,008
‎没有我 谁给贝琳达当诺达尔？

449
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,846
‎最激动人心的时刻到了！

450
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,933
‎两队选手势均力敌：

451
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,769
‎西尔维娅和厄内斯托

452
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,146
‎还有奥古斯蒂娜和瑞戈 那么…

453
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:59,903
‎哪队在衔勺子比赛中获胜
‎就将获得演唱会门票

454
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,112
‎轻而易举

455
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,782
‎我最擅长把东西放嘴里

456
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,328
‎以前当服务员的时候
‎我手里能拿四杯啤酒

457
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,121
‎猜猜青柠放在哪里

458
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,415
‎来吧 加油！

459
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,792
‎各就各位

460
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,377
‎预备

461
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,132
‎快点 厄内斯托先生！

462
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,094
‎-快点 厄内斯托！
‎-瑞戈 你能行！

463
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,678
‎快点！

464
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,847
‎-冲啊！
‎-加油！

465
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,058
‎-拜托 埃内斯托
‎-快点

466
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,438
‎加油 蒂娜！

467
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,773
‎-加油阿姨！
‎-加油蒂娜！

468
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,358
‎-冲啊
‎-冲啊 蒂娜！

469
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:39,401
‎冲啊！

470
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,239
‎最后一次机会了 老赫

471
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,825
‎发出征兆吧 让我帮助老伙计瑞戈

472
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,458
‎征兆！

473
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:13,977
‎我赢了！

474
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,937
‎我要去看演唱会啦！

475
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,318
‎-我赢了！
‎-真不敢相信

476
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,281
‎太好了！你终于理解了
‎《老伙计指南》

477
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,950
‎多谢你的失误

478
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,702
‎是老赫让我这么做的

479
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:35,790
‎你老婆来了 如果家里闹起来
‎明天你可以请假

480
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:39,711
‎亲爱的

481
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,838
‎关于刚才的失误…

482
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,924
‎那纯属意外

483
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:50,054
‎你睡沙发也纯属意外

484
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:54,559
‎都是因为你 老赫

485
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,815
‎你生气了吗？

486
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:15,538
‎怎么了 小巴？

487
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,375
‎见你没回来 我有点担心
‎还以为你淹死了呢

488
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,754
‎-他不会游泳
‎-我会 去年学的

489
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:23,713
‎那是在泳池里

490
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,632
‎嗨 我叫克丽丝塔

491
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,425
‎哇 我叫…

492
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:28,885
‎克里斯蒂亚诺

493
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,888
‎克丽丝塔 克里斯蒂亚诺

494
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,140
‎跟你说

495
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,934
‎我关注过“可爱托托”

496
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,602
‎你们在交往吗

497
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,437
‎还是只是朋友？

498
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,732
‎我们只在网上交往

499
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,442
‎为了吸引粉丝

500
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,568
‎好吧

501
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,363
‎如果你想合作的话 我愿意加入

502
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,407
‎我是城市艺术家 也有一些粉丝

503
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,492
‎那太好了！

504
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,286
‎我也想换一下我们的人设了

505
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,579
‎跟我讲讲呗

506
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:01,668
‎你我名字接近 这最好不过了

507
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:02,877
‎我也觉得

508
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:04,879
‎-不会吧
‎-并列垫底的…

509
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:09,842
‎是珍妮特和卡妲 还有泰莉和迭戈

510
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,012
‎连输都输不好！

511
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,348
‎别理他 下次会更好

512
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:19,602
‎倒数第二 托马斯与赫尔曼

513
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:25,858
‎我还以为你俩那么熟悉彼此后门
‎早就很默契了呢

514
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,988
‎第二名 小西和厄内斯托！

515
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,823
‎为他们欢呼吧！

516
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:37,161
‎拿出你们的热情
‎为本次郊野之行的冠军鼓掌吧

517
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,081
‎奥古斯蒂娜和瑞戈！

518
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,168
‎蒂娜 来领奖吧

519
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,588
‎-恭喜你 亲爱的
‎-谢谢

520
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:54,554
‎你怎么回事？

521
00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,935
‎看到了吗？我一开始
‎就跟你说苗头不对

522
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,612
‎啊 好疼

523
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,865
‎我从没运动过这么久

524
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,618
‎这就是你莽撞行事的后果

525
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,120
‎蒂娜 你变了

526
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,205
‎妈 我可不是干瘪老太太

527
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,293
‎至少我知道 为“蓝色天使” 值了

528
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:29,255
‎谁啊？

529
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,090
‎等等

530
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,052
‎奶奶个腿儿的…

531
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,511
‎好疼

532
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,100
‎你想怎样？

533
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,603
‎在忙吗 蒂娜？能不能找你谈谈？

534
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,567
‎今天的事 我很抱歉

535
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:53,029
‎我不该说那些话 不该那么做

536
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,198
‎瑞戈 我可真没想到

537
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,492
‎这一点都不像你

538
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,369
‎我知道 抱歉

539
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,998
‎我只想着自己 想着对你的感情

540
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,502
‎事实上…

541
00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:10,505
‎那个…

542
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,467
‎尽管造成了许多伤害 我从来…

543
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:18,221
‎我从来没有忘记你

544
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,474
‎瑞戈 感谢你的坦诚

545
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,685
‎但我还没走出悲痛

546
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,604
‎再说 你当初跟我打得火热
‎同时还跟我姐约会

547
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,898
‎而你却告诉我 你们已经分手了

548
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,483
‎她不接我电话

549
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,486
‎蕾奥娜一生气就这样

550
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,612
‎可我不知道

551
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,533
‎抱歉打你耳光
‎我当时不知该作何反应

552
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,952
‎至于演唱会…

553
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:45,707
‎不该让你吃亏 带你想带的人去听吧

554
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,501
‎不 这对你不公平

555
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,460
‎留着吧

556
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:50,878
‎再说了

557
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,880
‎你是歌迷嘛

558
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,549
‎对吧？

559
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,301
‎你穿红色很好看

560
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:04,976
‎哦…

561
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,021
‎-你一直都在吗？
‎-没错 陪你

562
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:11,274
‎用不着 我可以照顾自己

563
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,568
‎我也许鲁莽 但我不傻

564
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,611
‎所以呢？一起去看“蓝色天使”？

565
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,613
‎不去 我不粉他们

566
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,450
‎给想去的人吧

567
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:24,829
‎好吧 你输了 我赢了 别人捡便宜了

568
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:25,997
‎恭喜

569
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,527
‎我只想跟你做朋友

570
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,072
‎这也是情理之中

571
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,534
‎是心在发号施令

572
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:05,870
‎不想说说票是怎么拿到的吗？

573
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,121
‎什么？这个吗？

574
00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:09,165
‎不说

575
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,584
‎这是个秘密

576
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:16,005
‎等你听完演唱会回来
‎就让我回床上睡嘛

577
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,007
‎-看情况
‎-看什么情况？

578
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,300
‎看你跳得怎么样

579
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:24,597
‎人们不是说嘛 怎么跳 就怎么…操？

580
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,398
‎加油 宝贝！

581
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,021
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