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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎大家好

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‎-衝啊
‎-很棒，媽

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‎超強的

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‎天啊，我愛死韋爾滑雪場了

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‎我愛韋爾

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‎-順著滑
‎-就是這樣，很好

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‎-我好厲害
‎-太神了

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‎這位冠軍應該去血拼

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‎沒錯

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‎可以幫你們拍張照嗎？

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‎這是要登上《你好》雜誌的

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‎抱歉，先等一下

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‎幹嘛啦？

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‎我想救妳，但那隻蚊子逃走了

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‎又做夢了？

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‎一定是太餓了才會做夢
‎跟這個社區的每個居民一樣

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‎那看起來不像蚊子

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‎大小跟蟋蟀一樣，還有蟑螂寶寶的臉

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‎別說了，拜託你

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‎恩尼斯托，快帶我離開這

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‎就算只是去度假也好，快想想辦法

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‎提供員工家庭旅遊

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‎不只會讓他們更快樂，不對

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‎出遊能增加他們95%的生產力

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‎你覺得呢，老闆？

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‎你覺得家庭旅遊這方法可行嗎？

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‎這…

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‎真他媽好！

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‎-太好了
‎-我們就這麼做

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‎叫你的家人準備好
‎我有很適合出遊的地點

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‎我等不及要給家人驚喜了

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‎你有家人？

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‎一個女兒，布列塔妮

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‎但她跟媽媽去度假了

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‎但我正在努力

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‎建立自己的新家庭

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‎大家聽好了，我有一個驚喜

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‎我要邀請你們參加
‎瑞戈活動企劃的週末家庭旅遊

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‎旅遊？

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‎去附近的地方度過一天

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‎就像家庭野餐，但是名字好聽一點

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‎我不喜歡野餐

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‎我討厭弄得髒兮兮
‎再說我還得準備食物

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‎食物和其他事情交給我

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‎自從查雅離我而去

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‎除了布列塔妮之外
‎你們是我最接近家人的人

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‎尤其現在汀娜回來
‎而且還是單身，是吧？

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‎別打我，媽

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‎你也知道社區的住戶有多愛八卦

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‎他們會開始說閒話

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‎我知道了

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‎抱歉，我不該超越哥們之情

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‎先別急著走

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‎說實話，出去走走也好
‎哪怕只有一天

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‎我們好久沒有離開鎮上了

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‎最後一次是帶帕布羅
‎去奇慕哥水上樂園學游泳

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‎你看這個小可愛，帥吧？

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‎他的眼睛
‎在泳池氯氣下看起來是綠色的

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‎那個泳圈太大了

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‎其實我覺得妳說得對，媽媽

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‎-所以你們要去嗎？
‎-這個週末不行

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‎-我要帶迪耶戈參加他的第一場抗議
‎-泰莉莎

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‎妳每天都去抗議，現況一樣沒有改變

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‎不能有藉口
‎我們好久沒有度過家庭時光了

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‎所以我們很樂意接受你的野餐邀約

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‎-那就好
‎-我們會去

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‎我們會去，快點吃飯吧

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‎瞎子都看得出來
‎妳的那個哥們很哈妳

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‎才沒有，他跟蕾歐諾交往過

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‎據說妳跟他搞曖昧
‎所以蕾歐諾才會生妳的氣

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‎你不該聽信謠言，謠言就是這樣

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‎蕾歐說妳在電台點歌送他

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‎別再胡說了

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‎蕾歐會生氣的

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‎糟糕，萬萬不可

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‎蕾歐跟這輩子的摯愛在天堂

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‎更何況我那個哥們結婚了

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‎好啦，他被甩了

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‎最糟的就是這個
‎他對每個女生都獻殷勤

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‎別說了，我不會相信醋桶弟弟的話

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‎那是你的想像力太豐富

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‎好好享受這次出遊，別胡說八道

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‎終於要出門了

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‎一個受之無愧的週末假期

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‎我們真的要去度假了嗎？

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‎妳沒聽說嗎？只去一個週末
‎妳幹嘛推兩個行李箱？

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‎哥，我把衣服、化妝品和配件分開放

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‎琪維絲，那些是什麼？

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‎就是些基本的東西

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‎好

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‎司機呢？

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‎哥們

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‎我的哥們尼托和一家人，是吧？

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‎準備好一家出遊了嗎？

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‎所以我們要跟他一起去旅行？

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‎太太，妳誤會了，這不是旅行
‎妳要求的是出門走走

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‎拉普馬維拉保護區近在咫尺
‎何必出遠門呢？

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‎放下行李，快點上車吧

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‎廢話一堆
‎時間都耽誤了，我們快點出發吧

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‎快點，我們走吧

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‎不了，謝謝，我不會上車的，再見

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‎不是吧，這是怎樣，尼托？

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‎不是說好要家庭旅遊的嗎？

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‎缺席的人就等著回家吃自己

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‎琪維絲

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‎琪維絲

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‎快上車，公園等著你們呢

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‎我們到了

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‎太棒了，你們看

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‎-太好了，瑞戈
‎-快來看看

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‎我最愛大氣球了

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‎我差點在車裡窒息

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‎這是怎樣？

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‎這是怎樣？

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‎我就知道，帕布羅

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‎你有收訊嗎？

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‎沒有，這裡完全沒有

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‎我該怎麼辦？我的粉絲需要聽我說話

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‎我們的粉絲

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‎隨便啦，我們需要收訊

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‎那就來找找吧

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‎你沒有準備行動廁所嗎？

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‎行動廁所？

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‎有這麼大一片的廁所
‎哪還需要那種東西？

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‎等一下，哥們

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‎我要請你幫我一個忙

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‎說實話，我想利用這次野餐
‎讓阿古斯汀娜愛上我

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‎但自從她搬到華雷斯城之後

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‎對我好像就很冷淡
‎有點難親近的感覺

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‎-阿古斯汀娜？難親近？
‎-是不是？

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‎我沒跟上流階級的女性交手過

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‎我看你好像很得心應手，算專家了

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‎一堆女人排隊看你扭屁股就知道

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‎我們會想到方法的

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‎哥們

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‎-我真的需要你的建議
‎-我要…

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‎這你們拿去穿，不要留下汗漬

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‎謝謝，我不用

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‎不是，琪維絲，親愛的

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‎今天是家庭旅遊日

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‎我們大家要…合而為一

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‎-老婆，他是我老闆
‎-那又怎樣？

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‎恩尼斯托
‎這會是一場惡夢，我們走吧

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‎不行，琪維絲，我們要照他說的做

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‎歡迎來到瑞戈活動企劃的家庭旅遊日

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‎（瑞戈活動企劃，家庭旅遊日）

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‎為了讓大家玩得愉快，我們什麼都有

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‎我們有兩人三腳

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‎瞎子走路

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‎湯匙接力賽

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‎贏得最多比賽的那一隊人馬

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‎就能獲得“藍色天使”的演唱會門票

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‎妳根本不認識他們，不懂裝懂

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‎我當然知道
‎他們跟佩蒂坎圖一起唱歌

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‎妳只知道二重唱那張專輯？我想也是

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‎各位女士，別吵了

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‎比賽還沒開始
‎妳們就已經張牙舞爪了

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‎把這股氣勢用在比賽上

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‎我會毀了妳

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‎我會捏碎妳

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‎依據瑞戈抽籤的結果

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‎分組名單配對如下

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‎賀曼跟托瑪士

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‎泰莉跟迪耶戈

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‎卡塔跟珍妮特

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‎琪維絲跟尼托

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‎我們要贏，知道嗎？

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‎克麗斯塔跟帕布羅

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‎阿古斯汀娜跟瑞戈

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‎我們不參賽，我們要找到訊號才行

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‎再說，我們要上傳精彩影片
‎不是你的家人套著麻布袋賽跑

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‎讓粉絲認識我們的家人有什麼不好？

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‎你想流失追蹤者嗎？

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‎不要吧

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‎克麗斯塔，先等我，拜託…

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‎別緊張，帕布羅，先放輕鬆，好嗎？

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‎現在誰是老大，非常明顯

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‎沒有誰最大，我們一起決定的

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‎-你確定嗎？
‎-對

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‎那你為什麼不參賽？
‎還是你最愛的瞎子走路

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‎不是吧，我們要玩瞎子走路嗎？

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‎對，你沒在聽嗎？

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‎可是不行，我們有工作要做

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‎-克麗斯塔？
‎-她往那邊走了

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‎你害我跟丟她了

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‎克麗斯塔

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‎真是的

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‎簡尼，你的哥們想討好你的小姨子

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‎但我覺得哥們不該插手別人的感情

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‎我不會幫他的

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‎除非你想要我幫他？

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‎好好準備

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‎在戶外跑步可不比跑步機，金髮妹

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‎自從我來到社區

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‎我每天都在陽光下跑步
‎看到沒？都曬出雀斑了

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‎不管有沒有雀斑，我都贏定了

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‎因為我是貨真價實的“藍色天使”歌迷

199
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,381
‎妳去過幾場演唱會？

200
00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,384
‎在洛杉磯、芝加哥，還是這裡？

201
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,386
‎愛現

202
00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:01,977
‎這招怎麼樣？我用低沉的聲音講話

203
00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:05,230
‎這樣汀娜就會靠過來
‎然後我再加把勁

204
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:08,734
‎對，上流階級的女性
‎都喜歡努力的人

205
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,570
‎這時候你摟住她的腰

206
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,365
‎再灌個迷湯，趁機吃豆腐

207
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,201
‎跟我想的一樣，不好意思

208
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,829
‎等下再躲起來，就可以亂來了

209
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:21,955
‎你真懂

210
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,419
‎簡尼，顯靈吧

211
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,172
‎我還是一頭霧水

212
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,215
‎瞎子走路

213
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,342
‎這是比賽名稱

214
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:38,722
‎你們要引導矇眼的搭檔走到終點線

215
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,265
‎有問題嗎？

216
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,268
‎我們閉著眼睛都能懂彼此的心意
‎我們贏定了

217
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,480
‎不知道那個小賤人
‎是不是對迪耶戈下咒

218
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,901
‎-知道嗎？
‎-我很好

219
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,486
‎欸，這是怎麼回事？

220
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,739
‎抱歉，兒子，我以為你在作弊

221
00:10:56,949 --> 00:11:00,494
‎我們一定要贏
‎因為我想跟妳去看演唱會

222
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:05,541
‎什麼？我聽不到，你大聲一點

223
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,252
‎各就各位

224
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,962
‎預備

225
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:10,963
‎開始

226
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,716
‎-往左，往右
‎-我好害怕

227
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,551
‎要是有蟲怎麼辦？

228
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:18,053
‎可惡

229
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,304
‎你的慣用手？

230
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,014
‎-我的左邊
‎-左邊？

231
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,267
‎不對，等一下，往左

232
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:30,441
‎-對不起，我是說右邊
‎-好噁心

233
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192
‎快一點

234
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,319
‎沒錯，就在前面了

235
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,113
‎往右

236
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,073
‎我說你的右邊，恩尼斯托

237
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,076
‎其實呢，好，這樣好多了，快一點

238
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,411
‎那邊，看到了嗎？

239
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,746
‎快點走吧

240
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,289
‎就在前面

241
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,834
‎我最好扶著妳的腰
‎這樣妳就能引導我，我看不到

242
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,502
‎別想吃豆腐

243
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,838
‎那我們牽手好了，就像以前那樣

244
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,631
‎不行，你可以抓著我的手肘

245
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,343
‎別抓著我，兄弟，我可能會愛上你

246
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,138
‎往前走

247
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,431
‎你真是的，賀曼

248
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,141
‎你要負責引導我

249
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,934
‎再見，後會有期，我先走了

250
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,771
‎迪耶戈、泰莉，不能抓著對方

251
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,105
‎-那樣是作弊
‎-什麼？

252
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,149
‎那邊

253
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,904
‎-我們贏了
‎-不行

254
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,156
‎我怎麼會忘記你？

255
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,992
‎我怎麼會忘記你？

256
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,578
‎金髮妹，妳如果是粉絲的話
‎就快點說出歌名吧

257
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,705
‎《妳綁頭髮的緞帶》

258
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,499
‎答錯了，《我的心情》

259
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,083
‎我怎麼會忘記你？

260
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,960
‎夠了，恩尼斯托，你輸了

261
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,128
‎你輸了

262
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,546
‎-比賽結束
‎-克麗斯塔

263
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:35,964
‎克麗斯塔

264
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,677
‎糟了

265
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:42,721
‎克麗斯塔，妳在哪裡？

266
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,681
‎說真的，我很討厭流汗

267
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:48,143
‎不過流汗沒關係
‎只要能看到俗氣的金髮妹輸就好了

268
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,479
‎她一定是跳上流人士愛的騷沙舞
‎不是昆比亞舞

269
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,396
‎就像妳一樣

270
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,484
‎我跳那種舞是為了好玩
‎我分得清楚差異

271
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,821
‎如果她贏了，珍妮特，就像妳常說的

272
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,113
‎不當“搬動”他人文化

273
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,784
‎不當挪用他人文化
‎但這裡不適用，畢竟她是墨西哥人

274
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,369
‎隨便啦

275
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,246
‎你們要幫我贏得比賽，知道嗎？

276
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,331
‎-好
‎-好

277
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,541
‎這種精神就對了

278
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,584
‎好

279
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,587
‎-她為什麼想要贏？
‎-不知道，她…

280
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,381
‎克麗斯塔

281
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,716
‎-克麗斯塔
‎-這邊，小帥哥

282
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,721
‎怎麼了，阿帕？你弄丟誰了？

283
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,807
‎我最好的朋友克麗斯塔

284
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,684
‎金髮美女，你們有看到她嗎？

285
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,644
‎最好的朋友？這說法真遜

286
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,272
‎-你們怎麼會來這？
‎-來露營順便放鬆

287
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,191
‎但我們可以幫你找你最好的朋友

288
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,359
‎我對這個園區很熟

289
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,569
‎不用了，謝謝

290
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,612
‎她可能在那邊

291
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:41,780
‎在河邊

292
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,824
‎你去河邊要小心

293
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,243
‎因為有些地方的水很深

294
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,036
‎我知道，我踩過了

295
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:52,875
‎好

296
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,918
‎那我們先走了

297
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:56,753
‎好好保重

298
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,757
‎克麗斯塔

299
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:01,675
‎（食物區）

300
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,969
‎尼托，什麼方法都沒用

301
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,971
‎汀娜一直躲著我

302
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,891
‎你表現得很好，繼續努力

303
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,310
‎聽好了，上流階級的女性

304
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:15,397
‎很有自信，你要弱化她們

305
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,984
‎就像踢足球，開局就要強而有力

306
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,570
‎讓對方覺得你是勁敵，不是軟腳蝦

307
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,613
‎我懂了

308
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,907
‎我應該施壓，然後射門

309
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,410
‎對，用殘酷的現實逼她離開舒適圈

310
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,038
‎她們很喜歡這樣
‎這會讓她們慾火焚身

311
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:31,955
‎打是情，罵是愛

312
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,832
‎-我要使出全力
‎-加油

313
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,754
‎簡尼，顯靈吧

314
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,391
‎克麗斯塔，別鬧了

315
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,102
‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-我拿髮圈給妳

316
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,605
‎好噁，那不是我的，隨便啦

317
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,274
‎帶我回車上充手機的電

318
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,275
‎車上

319
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,778
‎你知道回去的路嗎？

320
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,030
‎-因為我想不起來了
‎-不知道

321
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:12,287
‎我不記得路，但我們要在天黑前回去

322
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,499
‎妳看過《厄夜叢林》嗎？

323
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,169
‎沒有嗎？算妳好運，我沒辦法看下去

324
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,880
‎我一聽到小孩的叫聲，我就嚇跑了

325
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,173
‎別開玩笑了

326
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,383
‎再加上妳是金髮

327
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,636
‎在恐怖片裡
‎第一個遇害的都是金髮人

328
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,017
‎大家要在這個比賽要決一死戰

329
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,687
‎這是兩人三腳

330
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,065
‎第一個衝過終點線的隊伍就獲勝了

331
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,942
‎簡單，這就像混合健身

332
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:42,901
‎混合健身？

333
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:47,155
‎有錢人會花錢像工人那樣扛沙包

334
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,492
‎-對吧，瑞戈？
‎-至少他們是為了追求身材

335
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,121
‎我們都知道
‎就算妳家失火，妳死也不會跑

336
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164
‎你真好笑，要幫你拉彩炮嗎？

337
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,499
‎快進去麻布袋裡吧

338
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,043
‎麻布袋可能不夠大，汀娜

339
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,545
‎妳的身材可不比從前

340
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,384
‎不要心急，穩定前進最重要

341
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,429
‎看到沒？你每次都擺這個表情

342
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,680
‎我太興奮了

343
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:18,395
‎要是你能讓我先興奮一次就好了

344
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,356
‎我們說的還是麻布袋嗎？

345
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,442
‎不是，迪耶戈

346
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,568
‎就是麻布袋而已

347
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,903
‎-算了，我不玩了
‎-泰莉

348
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,489
‎-各就各位，預備…
‎-泰莉

349
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,074
‎開始

350
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,291
‎不要停

351
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,127
‎-我好累
‎-妳沒帶氧氣瓶嗎？

352
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,629
‎我放在家裡了，背我

353
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,133
‎快點

354
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,593
‎不要

355
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,770
‎還說我身材走樣？你太過份了

356
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,647
‎與其羞辱我，倒不如你跑快一點

357
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,651
‎妳是說用跳的，不是用跑的

358
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,862
‎冠軍是艾思賓諾薩家

359
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:12,866
‎泰莉

360
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,162
‎-妳先冷靜一下
‎-我要怎麼冷靜

361
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,874
‎我一抗議不公時，別人就會叫我冷靜

362
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,084
‎這是怎麼回事？

363
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,836
‎比賽？真正的比賽
‎就是墨西哥，迪耶戈

364
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,090
‎泰莉

365
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,133
‎我就說是你的想像力太豐富了

366
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,928
‎瑞戈不但沒跟我獻殷勤
‎還表現出很渣的樣子

367
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,555
‎原來是這樣，妳聽著，汀娜

368
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,641
‎他一定是在玩“打是情，罵是愛”這招

369
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,268
‎讓妳尊嚴掃地，吸引妳的注意

370
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,896
‎對，對他來說，這是險招

371
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,232
‎接著他就會邀妳跳舞

372
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,358
‎那是哪一招？

373
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,444
‎別跟我說，你會害我亂想

374
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:51,154
‎快點消失，你讓我看了心煩

375
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,072
‎快走

376
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,490
‎妳也不照照鏡子，汀娜

377
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,867
‎-這能趕跑女巫
‎-我有收訊了

378
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:57,786
‎我有收訊了

379
00:17:58,954 --> 00:17:59,913
‎我有收訊了

380
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,750
‎我迷路了

381
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:04,960
‎我是說迷路

382
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,712
‎如果有人看到這則訊息
‎請通知相關單位

383
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,382
‎錄下我們的位置，交給警方

384
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,967
‎走開，帕布羅

385
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,303
‎大家快為我禱告
‎要加主題標籤：找尋克麗斯塔

386
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,682
‎傳不上去

387
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,560
‎妳為什麼不聽我的？

388
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,019
‎妳根本沒拍到我

389
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,065
‎大家會知道我也迷路了
‎因為妳叫我閉嘴

390
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,277
‎現在不是吵這個的時候
‎帕布羅，你知道嗎？

391
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,403
‎你這樣是在幫倒忙

392
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:36,032
‎弱化我的對手這招無效
‎我一直很支持你

393
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,160
‎我幫你找無麩質麵包

394
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,578
‎這是無麩質的麵包？

395
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,788
‎我說我找過，但沒找到

396
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,958
‎重點是，給哥們出餿主意的人

397
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,001
‎很不夠意思

398
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,588
‎會追哥們的小姨子的人，更不夠意思

399
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,549
‎簡納洛是我們的哥們

400
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,302
‎這是《哥們守則》裡的規定

401
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,179
‎簡尼常提到

402
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,556
‎那是我跟簡納洛一起編寫的

403
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:05,103
‎裡面清楚提到，若哥們離世
‎另一人就要負責看顧他的家人

404
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,022
‎-是嗎？
‎-千真萬確

405
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,316
‎撇開《哥們守則》不說

406
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,860
‎事實是我從沒忘記汀娜

407
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,362
‎我想再跟她交往

408
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,282
‎所以我需要你幫我的忙

409
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,200
‎你聽著

410
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:22,412
‎汀娜喜歡跳舞
‎如果說社區裡的人有什麼專長

411
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,583
‎除了買單時裝傻外，那就是跳舞了

412
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,960
‎我需要你讓我們贏得比賽

413
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,464
‎這樣我才能帶汀娜去看演唱會
‎然後以舞蹈贏得她的芳心

414
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,175
‎只有老人會在跳舞時調情

415
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,219
‎不是啦，哥們

416
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,763
‎跳舞就跟做愛一樣

417
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:45,810
‎我要讓汀娜知道
‎我有讓人升天的性感招數

418
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,189
‎所以你就幫幫我吧

419
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,482
‎-不要
‎-不然的話…

420
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,651
‎後果自負

421
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,578
‎你在幫你老闆追那個門票強盜嗎？

422
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:07,374
‎要是他娶了那個直銷女
‎你知道會怎樣嗎？

423
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,376
‎她會覺得自己的權力更大

424
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,419
‎更甚於第一夫人

425
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:15,840
‎再說，我是天使的歌迷
‎沒錯，就算他們只唱二重唱

426
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,634
‎所以你一定要贏,，恩尼斯托

427
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,970
‎不然後果自負，知道嗎？

428
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:22,889
‎先別走，老婆

429
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,474
‎妳的腳上黏著衛生紙

430
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,273
‎現在我生氣了

431
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,068
‎如果你不幫我
‎那個草包會贏得演唱會門票

432
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,404
‎門票本來就不是要給妳的，阿姨

433
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:41,741
‎我之所以想要門票
‎是因為“藍色天使”讓我想起年輕時光

434
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:46,913
‎在他們的某一次表演之後
‎我從女孩變成了女人

435
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,749
‎-好噁，阿姨
‎-我好愛那首歌

436
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,876
‎-糟糕，我的腦海有畫面了
‎-夠了

437
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,336
‎饒了我吧

438
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,047
‎我們來喊一下你們教我的隊呼

439
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,550
‎好，來吧

440
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:03,179
‎洛培茲

441
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,394
‎我會死在這裡

442
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,063
‎帕布羅，拜託幫我錄遺言

443
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,274
‎如果我們死掉，那就一起辦追思會

444
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,444
‎不要，先辦我的
‎如果你要的話，再辦你的

445
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:21,239
‎如果女巫會把我們吃掉
‎乾脆現在說清楚好了

446
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,492
‎我受夠大小事都要照妳說的做

447
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:28,038
‎我們上傳什麼，怎麼上傳
‎妳根本不管我的想法

448
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,664
‎我是這段感情裡的軟腳蝦

449
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:33,084
‎這段感情是假的
‎何況你沒有我，你也不會紅

450
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:37,547
‎我沒有惡意，你人很好
‎但沒有人會想追蹤你

451
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,008
‎如果不是我
‎誰會想當貝琳達的諾達爾？

452
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,846
‎最刺激的時刻來臨了

453
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:49,059
‎有兩隊勢均力敵

454
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,769
‎席爾薇雅和恩尼斯托

455
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,146
‎阿古斯汀娜和瑞戈，所以…

456
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:59,903
‎在湯匙接力賽中勝出的隊伍
‎就能贏得演唱會門票

457
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,112
‎簡單

458
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,782
‎我很擅長把食物放進嘴巴

459
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,328
‎以前在當服務生時
‎我可以手拿四杯啤酒

460
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,121
‎猜猜看萊姆要放哪裡

461
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,415
‎來吧，快點開始

462
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,792
‎各就各位

463
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,377
‎預備

464
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,132
‎快點，恩尼斯托先生

465
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:24,094
‎-快點，恩尼斯托
‎-你可以的，瑞戈

466
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,678
‎快點！

467
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,847
‎-加油
‎-快點

468
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,058
‎-加油，恩尼斯托
‎-快點

469
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,438
‎快啊，汀娜

470
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,773
‎-加油，阿姨
‎-加油，汀娜

471
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,358
‎-快點
‎-加油，汀娜

472
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:39,401
‎快點！

473
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,239
‎最後一次機會，簡尼

474
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,825
‎顯靈讓我幫我的哥們瑞戈吧

475
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,458
‎顯靈了

476
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:13,977
‎我贏了

477
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,937
‎我要去看演唱會了

478
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,318
‎-我贏了
‎-真不敢相信

479
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,281
‎太好了，你終於看懂《哥們守則》了

480
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,950
‎謝謝你滑倒

481
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,702
‎這是簡尼想要的

482
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:35,790
‎你老婆來了
‎明天不用上班，以免家裡出事

483
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:39,711
‎親愛的老婆

484
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,838
‎滑倒這件事…

485
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,924
‎純屬意外

486
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:50,054
‎你睡在沙發上也純屬意外

487
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:54,559
‎我都是為了你，簡尼

488
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,815
‎你生氣了嗎？

489
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:15,538
‎怎麼了，阿帕？

490
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,375
‎沒看到你回來
‎所以我擔心你是不是溺水了

491
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,754
‎-他不會游泳
‎-我去年學會了

492
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:23,838
‎在他的游泳池學會的

493
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,632
‎你們好，我是克麗斯塔

494
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,425
‎天啊，我是…

495
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:28,885
‎克里斯提安諾

496
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,888
‎克麗斯塔、克里斯提安諾

497
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,140
‎妳聽我說

498
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:35,934
‎我看過妳的粉絲頁

499
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,602
‎你們在交往

500
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:39,521
‎還是朋友的關係？

501
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,732
‎我們在交往，不過只有在網路上

502
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,442
‎我們是為了吸引追蹤者而交往的

503
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,652
‎好

504
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,363
‎如果妳想合作的話，我願意加入

505
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,407
‎我是城市藝術家，也有幾個追蹤者

506
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,492
‎那就太好了

507
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,286
‎我本來就想改我們的個人檔案

508
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,579
‎說來聽聽

509
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:01,668
‎妳跟我的名字這麼像，這樣最好

510
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:02,877
‎對，沒錯

511
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:04,879
‎-不可能
‎-並列最後的…

512
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:09,842
‎分別是珍妮特和卡塔
‎以及泰莉和迪耶戈

513
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,012
‎連輸都輸不好

514
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,348
‎別管他，你們下次會更好

515
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:19,602
‎倒數第二名是托瑪士和賀曼

516
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:25,858
‎我還以為你們會贏
‎畢竟你們是“肛肛好”的老朋友

517
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,988
‎第二名是琪維絲和恩尼斯托

518
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,823
‎給他們熱烈的掌聲吧

519
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:37,161
‎先把掌聲留給這次出遊的冠軍組合

520
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,081
‎阿古斯汀娜和瑞戈

521
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,168
‎過來領獎，汀娜

522
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,588
‎-恭喜妳，美女
‎-謝謝

523
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:54,554
‎你有什麼毛病？

524
00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,935
‎看吧？我一開始就說有問題

525
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,612
‎唉唷，好痛

526
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,865
‎我好像沒有運動這麼久過

527
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,784
‎這就是妳不顧一切的後果

528
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,120
‎妳跟以前不同了，汀娜

529
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,205
‎我又不是七老八十了，媽

530
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:22,915
‎我只知道

531
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,835
‎“藍色天使”值得我這麼做

532
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:29,255
‎誰啊？

533
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,090
‎等我一下

534
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,052
‎真是王八…

535
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,637
‎好痛

536
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:41,100
‎你想幹嘛？

537
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,603
‎汀娜，妳在忙嗎？可以聊聊嗎？

538
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,567
‎今天的事情很抱歉

539
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:53,029
‎我說的話以及我的行為都不對

540
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,198
‎你讓我很意外，瑞戈

541
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,492
‎這不像你

542
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,369
‎對，我知道，對不起

543
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,998
‎我只想到自己，還有我對妳的感情

544
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,502
‎我是說，事實上…

545
00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:10,505
‎那個…

546
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,467
‎雖然已經造成傷害，但我從來…

547
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:18,221
‎我從來沒忘記妳

548
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,224
‎謝謝你這麼坦白，瑞戈

549
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,685
‎但我還沒走出傷痛

550
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,604
‎更何況你在跟我姊交往時
‎跟我搞曖昧

551
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,398
‎說什麼你們已經分手了

552
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,483
‎她不接我的電話

553
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,486
‎蕾歐諾生氣時就會來這招

554
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,612
‎我那時候不知道

555
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,533
‎對不起，我打了你
‎我不曉得該作何反應

556
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,952
‎演唱會的事…

557
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:45,707
‎這樣對你不公平，看你想帶誰去都行

558
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:48,501
‎不行，這樣對妳不公平

559
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,460
‎妳留著吧

560
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:50,878
‎再說

561
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,880
‎妳才是他們的歌迷

562
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,549
‎對吧？

563
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,301
‎妳穿紅色很好看

564
00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:04,976
‎你…

565
00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:09,147
‎-你一直在這裡？
‎-對，守護妳

566
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,399
‎不用了，我可以照顧自己

567
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,568
‎我或許做事衝動，但我不是笨蛋

568
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,611
‎所以呢？要一起去看“藍色天使”嗎？

569
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,613
‎不了，我其實不是歌迷

570
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,450
‎給想去的人吧

571
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,829
‎好，不去是你吃虧
‎我跟另一個人賺到了

572
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:25,997
‎那就好

573
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,527
‎我只想跟你當朋友

574
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,072
‎這很合情合理

575
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,534
‎是心在做決定

576
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:05,870
‎妳不說妳怎麼拿到門票的嗎？

577
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,121
‎什麼？這張票嗎？

578
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,207
‎不要

579
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,584
‎這是秘密

580
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:16,005
‎等妳看完演唱會，讓我回床上睡吧

581
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,007
‎-看情況囉
‎-看什麼情況？

582
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,300
‎看你多會跳舞

583
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:24,597
‎人家不是說
‎從跳舞就能看出你上床的樣子？

584
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,398
‎你準備好了嗎，老公？

585
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,021
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