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‎放松 小尤 我会搞定一切的

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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎对 亲爱的

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‎好

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‎太好了！

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‎-乔治生病了
‎-他会咽气 然后我们继承财产？

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‎不是 可既然尤拉没法安排

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‎我们的华庭社区感恩节晚宴
‎就要由我来办啦

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‎咱们可没有那么多钱大办一场

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‎憋屈在这小房子里 也没地方

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‎那更好！感恩节的重点就是文化冲击

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‎我们要在穷地方办晚宴

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‎展示节日的精神

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‎也就是说 我们是清教徒
‎而这里的人是美国原住民？

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‎没错

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‎这就像感恩节的奇迹

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‎但你的朋友会知道我们成了穷人

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‎破院子得好好整整 活儿多着呢

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‎你们得帮忙

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‎走一走 看一看！

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‎来条提臀紧身裤
‎在马拉松赛场展露性感吧！

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‎吃再多亡灵面包也不怕！

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‎“俏妞儿”紧身裤能让你显得
‎跟金发妞儿一样矫健

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‎不好意思

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‎居委会让你在这里摆摊了吗？

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‎当然了

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‎他们就在这儿 我们就这么占位
‎跟它们说去

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‎躲开 金发妞儿 你碍我事儿了！

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‎快来看！

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‎我们卖得可是好东西

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‎她在做什么？

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‎你们还杵在那里干嘛？

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‎别装傻了 厄内斯托 赶紧帮帮你老婆

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‎使劲儿啊！

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‎用水泥桶可太过分了

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‎我就该把她那俗气的摊子给端了

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‎要是尤拉见了洛佩兹一家

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‎他们肯定会告诉她 我们住这儿

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‎厄内斯托 你得把她弄走

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‎我？我能怎么办？

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‎广告商在压力下能想出好创意

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‎跳出条条框框 爸爸

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‎你攒的钱全都拿来 或者去跟瑞戈借

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‎没错 我必须把卡妲雇回来

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‎帮她租套制服

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‎你来做火鸡

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‎我上哪里买去？

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‎跳出条条框框

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‎你怎么了？整个周末
‎除了帮我卖衣服 就没其他事做了？

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‎有啊 我在读改编版的《堂吉诃德》

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‎-阿韦亚内达版…
‎-我说 珍妮

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‎你得多出来走走

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‎何不找朋友玩玩？

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‎我没朋友 再说了 书比朋友靠谱

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‎哎 珍妮斯 听我说

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‎咱家人都很善于交际

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‎你也必须这样

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‎不如去找瑞戈的女儿布里坦尼
‎她刚从她妈妈那边回来

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‎可她都15岁了

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‎跟她学 快去跟人交际 不然我就
‎把阿里巴巴的《堂吉诃德》藏起来了

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‎-是阿韦亚内达的
‎-就是它了

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‎赶紧的！去享受青春吧！

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‎我自己也得来一条

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‎我从没见过这么漂亮的东西

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‎卡妲 你的脚比得上环球小姐了

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‎你对所有女孩都这么说

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‎你以为我会随便帮人按摩吗？才不是

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‎-我们周日去看电影吧
‎-我没空

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‎我得去西尔维娅夫人的“感裆节”晚宴

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‎“感裆节”？要穿丁字裤开派对？

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‎不是 笨蛋

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‎就像是外国佬在11月过的圣诞节

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‎该死的外国佬 还挺会享受

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‎总是先人一步！

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‎瑞戈先生快到了

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‎对哦

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‎但会很辛苦的

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‎你愿意帮我吗？

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‎当然了

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‎只要咱俩能躲在厨房亲热就行

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‎不好说 那些高门深院的阔太太要来

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‎安娜塞西夫人 安娜克劳夫人

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‎安娜鲍夫人 安娜卢夫人
‎安娜尤拉夫人

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‎但如果你帮我 我保证会补偿你

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‎太好了

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‎安娜尤拉！

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‎（11月22日 来我的感恩节吧？）

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‎我希望你能来

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‎迭戈 不是我失礼 但是不可能的

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‎在墨西哥庆祝感恩节

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‎就像外国佬看完《寻梦环游记》
‎就过起亡灵节

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‎他们周四办 不在周日

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‎我会做火鸡的 所以来吧

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‎你下厨吗？

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‎我考虑一下

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‎但我不能保证

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‎为什么？

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‎布里坦尼 珍妮特来找你了

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‎要来点什么吗？

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‎回头见 老爸

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‎你来这里做什么？

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‎我阿姨让我跟你来往来往

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‎这就是你的来往方式？

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‎我宁可读书

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‎那好吧

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‎这个版本很好看

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‎我们可以聊聊这个

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‎不行 我要跟朋友出去玩

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‎-你爱读书 还有朋友？
‎-对啊 这两样又不是只能取其一

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‎当然 很明显

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‎之后我们可以去书店

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‎-那里有胡安娜修女的诗歌朗读会
‎-慢着

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‎我很聪明 但不是书呆子

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‎瑞戈 我不明白 我不懂什么叫银流量

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‎不 蒂娜 是人流量

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‎经过你摊位的人越多 生意就越好

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‎这是营销规则

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‎你要我在“黑色周末”期间
‎在你的店里卖东西吗？

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‎如果你肯赏光 这会是我的荣幸

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‎不行 不付租金的话 我可不好意思

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‎就当…是道歉 之前是我让你尴尬了嘛

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‎成交

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‎-这是好主意 对吧？
‎-对

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‎我总有好主意

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‎你怎么牵来一只火鸡？

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‎你知不知道
‎火鸡也是“贪吃鬼”的意思？

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‎知道又怎样？

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‎这位叫小贪吃

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‎他年纪还小 所以叫这个名字

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‎我要烹了他 庆祝感恩节

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‎你可真是笨蛋

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‎起了名字 你就不忍心宰它了

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‎宰它？我吗？

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‎-难不成你要活烹？
‎-不是

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‎我想请您帮我做 我会付钱的

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‎有朝一日吧

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‎我想让泰莉参加我的感恩节晚宴

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‎她说这跟墨西哥无关

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‎我就说我们会烹制火鸡

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‎混血的

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‎我可以教你

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‎但要你来动手

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‎明早六点准时来

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‎怎么这么早啊？

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‎我家厨房 我说了算

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‎伙计 你有麻烦了

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‎别提了 小巴

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‎这俩人要是遇见了

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‎那我就死定了

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‎那简单啊 别去了呗

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‎我不能让卡妲失望 说好要去帮忙的

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‎要是在派对遇见 她俩肯定会发现
‎我在脚踩两只船

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‎-最后我就成混蛋了
‎-你几时在乎起这些了？

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‎钓马子最怕被抓包

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‎再说了 她俩我都挺喜欢的

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‎瞧瞧她

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‎何不在派对前先甩一个？
‎这样就没那么猥琐了

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‎-有个问题
‎-什么？

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‎-我从没被甩过
‎-这个交给我

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‎我最擅长吓跑女人了

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‎靠你了

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‎谁啊？

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‎珍妮特 怎么了？

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‎我也没想到 自己居然会找你帮忙

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‎你很有人气 又美又潮
‎大家都想跟你交朋友

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‎如果别人拒绝跟你交朋友
‎你会怎么做？

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‎这是典型的《贱女孩》问题
‎坎迪对雷吉娜乔治

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‎雷吉娜谁？

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‎你一定要看《贱女孩》
‎老人家电影 但值得借鉴

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‎那个女孩应该很想跟你做朋友

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‎就看谁强势

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‎太妙了

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‎交给我吧 我可是专家

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‎非常合身！

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‎就好像我做了烧钱的手术一样

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‎就像华庭社区里的太太们做的那种

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‎但是更便宜 而且不用开刀 对吧？

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‎在分期付款单上写下你的名字

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‎在西尔维娅夫人的派对上
‎它就可以闪亮登场了

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‎什么派对？

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‎“感裆节”派对啊

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‎那是什么？丁字裤派对！

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‎不是

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‎是为了纪念“清扫徒”的到来

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‎那是些什么人？

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‎谁知道？但西尔维娅夫人

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‎已经把厄内斯托跟瑞戈先生借的钱
‎都花在布置上了

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‎她要把院子装扮一新呢

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‎可不是嘛

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‎多好啊

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‎真好

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‎谢谢

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‎这回我请

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‎-你确定？
‎-当然

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‎-让我来吧 你还要张罗晚宴呢
‎-不行 听我的

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‎姐妹 别忘了小费

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‎哦 对哈！

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‎我走神了

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‎你真贴心

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‎我什么时候才能办晚宴呢？

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‎人家都快成寡妇了

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‎我知道 好可怜呢

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‎但我在这个社区做志愿工作

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‎那里感觉…挺古老的

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‎我学会了全心给予 不图回报

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‎办晚餐派对是个好主意

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00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,361
‎但为什么要在那种地方
‎不在你的新家？

208
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,446
‎小尤 就是要全套的体验

209
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:16,241
‎就好像尤金上次在埃卡特佩克
‎展览她的艺术品 记得吗？

210
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,576
‎就是那种感觉

211
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,829
‎就是要见识原住民如何生活

212
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:23,374
‎嗯嗯！听起来超精彩的

213
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,459
‎-你会喜欢的
‎-嗯嗯

214
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,710
‎不好意思

215
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,254
‎喂！

216
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,423
‎院子已经清理干净了

217
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:35,594
‎老伙计瑞戈还借给我弄装饰的钱了

218
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,388
‎小西 你可以筹划晚宴了

219
00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:41,266
‎太棒了 爱你哟 厄尼

220
00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,310
‎我爱…

221
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:46,605
‎是厄内斯托

222
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,524
‎他把装饰用品都买齐了

223
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,025
‎我不能贡献点吗？

224
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,195
‎-不行！
‎-不行？

225
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,322
‎我又不是没钱

226
00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,949
‎当然咯！

227
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,159
‎哎呀呀！

228
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,873
‎（菜单 头盘：面汤 第二道：米饭）

229
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,083
‎迭戈！

230
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,168
‎（多洛雷斯小店）

231
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,965
‎小贪吃 你的末日到了

232
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:13,882
‎开门

233
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056
‎你还死沉死沉的

234
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:22,975
‎去吧

235
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,143
‎去吧

236
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,980
‎首先

237
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,524
‎把整个地方拖一遍

238
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,485
‎我等了四个钟头 就让我干这个？

239
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,196
‎不是轮到我拖地了吗？

240
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,074
‎不 富尔亨西奥先生

241
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,827
‎迭戈想学厨艺

242
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,412
‎交给他吧

243
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,212
‎这样啊 难怪她想把我从院子赶跑

244
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,714
‎可恶的骗子

245
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,215
‎她肯定是嫌我们丢人

246
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:59,094
‎庆祝外国节日太丢脸了 我才不要去

247
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,930
‎卡妲说金发妞儿
‎要请她那些有钱的朋友来

248
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,309
‎女孩子甩你的时候 一般怎么说？

249
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,644
‎说我太快陷入感情

250
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:11,356
‎“我太快陷入感情”

251
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,484
‎-嗯
‎-说我太粘人

252
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,820
‎“太粘人”

253
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,656
‎啥叫粘人？

254
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,574
‎看好了

255
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,119
‎-很简单 给卡妲发条短信
‎-嗯

256
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,412
‎-发短信？
‎-对

257
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,122
‎等一下

258
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,419
‎嗨 卡蒂塔小宝贝

259
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,505
‎马上再发一条

260
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,925
‎-等等 她都没读
‎-该死 她读了

261
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,219
‎我都跟你说了 现在你得给她打电话

262
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,678
‎像90年代那样？

263
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,264
‎对 让她知道你有多粘人

264
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,933
‎-嗯
‎-打吧

265
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,601
‎好了

266
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,562
‎真好 你居然打电话来

267
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,981
‎老套点反倒更浪漫呢

268
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,359
‎-赶紧挂
‎-嗯 卡蒂塔

269
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,528
‎我就想打个招呼 拜了

270
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,280
‎-我们再想想别的办法
‎-嗯

271
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:02,825
‎-有了
‎-嗯？

272
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,620
‎太快坠入爱河 谁见了都害怕 对吧？

273
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,373
‎-那我就这么干
‎-嗯 做吧

274
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,169
‎给你看我的自拍…

275
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,755
‎咱不用争 记住我是谁

276
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,674
‎克丽丝塔埃斯皮诺萨德洛斯蒙特罗

277
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,758
‎你确定？

278
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,103
‎嗨 布里坦尼 知道我是谁吗？

279
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,062
‎知道

280
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,357
‎珍妮和我明天去做美甲
‎要不要一起？

281
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,609
‎行 好吧

282
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,736
‎好 那我给你发邀请

283
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,701
‎（感恩节）

284
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,830
‎我把万帕诺亚格人用的东西

285
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,499
‎换成这里蒙特罗家的

286
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,626
‎带标志的金属椅

287
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,045
‎亮色塑料桌布

288
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,672
‎晾衣绳

289
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,007
‎非常写实

290
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,510
‎加上一些灯光 显得更乱晃晃

291
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,222
‎这是我从“瑞戈庆典”借来的

292
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:12,477
‎哦 卡妲！你最好了 谢谢！

293
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,187
‎看看！

294
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,231
‎看看

295
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,858
‎真有意思

296
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,322
‎全是本地食品

297
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,948
‎显然

298
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,701
‎我们要感谢穷人

299
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:31,038
‎可恶的奥古斯蒂娜
‎她别想毁了我的盛会

300
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,205
‎我们应该买点酒

301
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,628
‎不如买些超大支装啤酒？

302
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,380
‎超大支 我喜欢这说法

303
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:43,383
‎好的 跟我们提供的
‎超大打包袋正好很配

304
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:44,968
‎等等

305
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,304
‎我们快没钱了！

306
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,972
‎那又怎样？没有就赊账呗

307
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,229
‎我干不动了

308
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,191
‎很好

309
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,485
‎我拖完了

310
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,903
‎现在可以做火鸡了吗？

311
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,364
‎让我看看你的手吧

312
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,407
‎我没做美甲

313
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,829
‎你的手都没起茧子

314
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,748
‎我们来看看

315
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,169
‎把那些油乎乎的锅子洗干净

316
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,629
‎然后打扫洗手间

317
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,422
‎为什么？为什么要干这么多？

318
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,508
‎我家厨房 我说了算

319
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,719
‎干完自己锁门 明早六点见

320
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,603
‎我做不到啊

321
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,107
‎我越是扮衰 卡妲就越喜欢我

322
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,483
‎不管用啊

323
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,486
‎我说我爱上她了 你猜怎么着?

324
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,862
‎-怎么?
‎-她特感动

325
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,574
‎然后我说：“卡妲
‎我梦到咱俩有孩子了”

326
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,410
‎看看她干了啥

327
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,997
‎-不是吧
‎-饶了我吧

328
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,415
‎这是我最好的建议了

329
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,624
‎我知道 小巴

330
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,043
‎但我们忘了一件事

331
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,046
‎-什么？
‎-我是妹子吸铁

332
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,468
‎有了 有一件事是女人不喜欢的

333
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,678
‎臭烘烘？

334
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,432
‎不是 要么是油腻腻色迷迷

335
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,517
‎要么送人泰迪熊

336
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,104
‎金发妞儿现在在全力以赴

337
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,274
‎于是厄内斯托让你把我支到这里卖货

338
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,401
‎他没有邀请我去吃晚餐

339
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,569
‎当然没有啦

340
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,863
‎他们觉得这里丢人

341
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,114
‎我要去砸场子

342
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,993
‎给那些牛哄哄的阔太太推销

343
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,704
‎-你要怎么做？
‎-这就需要你帮忙了

344
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,915
‎你设法弄到邀请 我当你的女伴

345
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,625
‎好

346
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,878
‎这样明智吗？要是我们进不去呢？

347
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,880
‎没人能拒绝真正的时尚

348
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,506
‎能拒绝网红的 那就更少了

349
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,176
‎嘿 你好吗？

350
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,345
‎嗨 布里坦尼 你能来太好了

351
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,848
‎别担心 我们很快就能进去了

352
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,349
‎我一点也不担心

353
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,810
‎珍妮和我是至尊贵宾

354
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,979
‎-尤其是珍妮
‎-诶哟！

355
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,651
‎有预约吗？

356
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,404
‎用不着 我是克丽丝塔
‎埃斯皮诺萨德洛斯蒙特罗

357
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,907
‎你告诉娜塔莉亚阿佩拉尼兹
‎她是这里的老板

358
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,159
‎蒙特罗？

359
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,996
‎没有 阿佩拉尼兹女士从不来上班

360
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,540
‎查一下贵宾名单 我肯定在上面

361
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,419
‎没有你

362
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,297
‎布里特？

363
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,426
‎-嘿 你好吗？
‎-哦！挺好 你呢？

364
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,970
‎-你怎么来了？
‎-随便溜达

365
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,597
‎不赖

366
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,265
‎你们认识吗？

367
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,769
‎化工考试时 布里坦尼帮过我

368
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,479
‎而且她还比我小

369
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,023
‎-多谢了
‎-别客气

370
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,193
‎-想进来吗？
‎-呃…好啊

371
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,653
‎来吧

372
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,405
‎我们和她是一起的

373
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,490
‎你认识她们吗？

374
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:55,867
‎不熟

375
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,619
‎行 好好玩

376
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,163
‎-谢谢
‎-什么？你显然不知道我是谁

377
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,916
‎我会上照片墙黑死你

378
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,586
‎把你的手机借我 我没流量了

379
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,588
‎给我！

380
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,924
‎现在怎么办？我们输了吧？

381
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,926
‎不 听着 我们绝不认输

382
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,095
‎要给布里坦尼点颜色瞧瞧

383
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,515
‎现在怎么办？

384
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,225
‎各种工作 我都干了

385
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,230
‎这些工作跟下厨无关

386
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,775
‎搞得高深兮兮
‎您倒说说这是什么教学

387
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,871
‎孩子 你已经准备好了

388
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,208
‎你现在真正成为厨师学徒了

389
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,799
‎好样的

390
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,101
‎(瑞戈庆典)

391
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,562
‎我们能谈谈吗？

392
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,110
‎听着 瑞戈 我在想

393
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,988
‎我可否先预支两三年的

394
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,365
‎圣诞奖金？

395
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,201
‎那你得告诉我 你要用来干什么

396
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,536
‎规定很明确

397
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,623
‎不能跟老板保秘

398
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,334
‎好吧

399
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,337
‎西尔维娅办感恩节晚宴超支了

400
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,380
‎你打算邀请我吗？

401
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,425
‎我是说 手册上写得很清楚

402
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,512
‎“雇员必须邀请雇主参加所有活动

403
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,806
‎若盛会由雇主出资 便更要出席”

404
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,811
‎我当然会邀请你！你和我…

405
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,897
‎我赴宴的时候 会把钱带过去

406
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,820
‎还有别的事吗？

407
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,031
‎好了 雇员 回去干活吧

408
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,498
‎抱歉 老兄 说真的

409
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,253
‎虽然相处的时日不多 但非常特别

410
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:19,135
‎为亲人下厨 就不能怕脏怕血

411
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:25,350
‎为至亲和爱人奉献 一定要亲历亲为

412
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,562
‎义不容辞之事 你做得到吗？

413
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,160
‎孩子 我说着玩的

414
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,455
‎我昨晚就把火鸡肉腌上了

415
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:51,126
‎再说了 我对这小东西也有感情了

416
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:55,672
‎可是…

417
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,383
‎你听懂了吗？

418
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,635
‎住手！我们会被看到的

419
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,680
‎那更好 那样更刺激 卡妲！

420
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,768
‎-好吧
‎-什么叫“好吧”？

421
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,603
‎我这么发情 你也无所谓？

422
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,397
‎不会啊 我喜欢

423
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,648
‎不 等一下

424
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,318
‎等等 等一下

425
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,071
‎天呀 送你的

426
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,074
‎-这是什么？
‎-一个小礼物

427
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,242
‎太恶心了 托马斯

428
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,913
‎你是诚心让我跟你分手

429
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,373
‎-不是
‎-不是吗？

430
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,709
‎我们结束了

431
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,170
‎卡蒂塔！

432
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,215
‎真不敢相信

433
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,300
‎终于

434
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,469
‎终于

435
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:43,845
‎等等

436
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,641
‎小巴 任务完成 重复一遍 任务完成

437
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,644
‎现在我是专情猥琐男了

438
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,899
‎跟她当面对峙
‎你必须巩固自己在这里的地位

439
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,360
‎多学雷吉娜乔治 少学格雷琴

440
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,862
‎很好 你做功课了！

441
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,244
‎嘿

442
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,663
‎你怎么回事？

443
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:15,835
‎我知道你觉得自己很酷
‎但我在这里是独一无二的 知道吗？

444
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,007
‎她总是这样神经兮兮的？

445
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:25,178
‎也不是了 如果是下象棋
‎我就用“彼得罗夫防御”了

446
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,264
‎-我更喜欢西西里防御
‎-真的呀？

447
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,725
‎说说看

448
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,726
‎听我说

449
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,229
‎白棋应该…

450
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,605
‎珍妮特 搞什么啊？

451
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:37,816
‎我懂了

452
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,652
‎我跟多洛雷斯夫人一起做火鸡
‎然后我学到了

453
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,862
‎火鸡也有“贪吃鬼”的意思

454
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,447
‎一直都是啊

455
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,616
‎那你要来参加晚宴吗？

456
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,120
‎就算是你下厨
‎西尔维娅也不一定会接受我

457
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,914
‎她当然会了 这可是感恩节

458
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,125
‎但想想第一个感恩节

459
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,419
‎清教徒们分享盛宴美食

460
00:22:57,502 --> 00:23:01,047
‎甚至还休战 之后就把原住民杀光了

461
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:02,966
‎我可不想当死翘翘的原住民

462
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,219
‎如果你给我机会 也该给我家人机会

463
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,847
‎就像我一样 我爱你的祖母

464
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,809
‎你还说自己是原住民

465
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,064
‎我从来没有过这种感觉

466
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,191
‎这里好痛

467
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,402
‎这里 我的心

468
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,321
‎是你的自尊受挫 可你还有尤拉啊

469
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,949
‎我对高级货不感兴趣

470
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,702
‎我只要我的卡妲

471
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,496
‎那简单 跟她道歉

472
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,414
‎道歉？

473
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:35,832
‎对啊

474
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,209
‎对哈

475
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,090
‎天了噜

476
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,758
‎小巴 你真是天才

477
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:47,635
‎那也别亲啊 真是的

478
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:48,553
‎克丽丝塔！

479
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,723
‎克丽丝塔 你还好吧？

480
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,308
‎不好

481
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:57,270
‎你没看出来布里坦尼只跟人气女孩玩
‎这样很不好

482
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,940
‎她才不会真心跟你交朋友
‎她只是想看我笑话

483
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,484
‎我知道

484
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,487
‎所以你是计划好了
‎这样跟她套近乎吗？

485
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,655
‎你利用了我？

486
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:11,201
‎你深得雷吉娜乔治精髓啊
‎我真为你骄傲

487
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,911
‎名师出高徒嘛

488
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:16,122
‎是你提醒了我
‎应该借鉴《权力的48条法则》

489
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,208
‎你完全能写一本这样的书

490
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,667
‎我写书吗？

491
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,294
‎哦 珍妮

492
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,256
‎改天我们可以去听
‎胡安娜修女的诗歌朗读会

493
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,717
‎听着有点土 但无所谓

494
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,651
‎卡妲

495
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,320
‎原谅我好吗 卡妲？

496
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,113
‎我都说了 让你别来

497
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,865
‎我已经把你的制服给赫尔曼了

498
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:51,783
‎什么？

499
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,618
‎不 卡妲 听我说

500
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:54,994
‎我是来道歉的

501
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:59,916
‎我知道 送泰迪熊是我过分了
‎但请你千万要原谅我

502
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:04,462
‎我原谅你
‎只是看在今天是“感裆节”的份上

503
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:06,798
‎但明天不作数

504
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:07,757
‎好

505
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,678
‎所以呢？好吧

506
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,979
‎（感恩节）

507
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,564
‎天啊！

508
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,607
‎我喜欢！

509
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,526
‎谢谢你 厄尼！

510
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,154
‎这就像…

511
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:33,199
‎这里跟美国的混搭风

512
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,577
‎尤拉肯定会…

513
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,620
‎什么鬼?

514
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,877
‎她跑来做什么？

515
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:50,174
‎因为没办法 我找瑞戈预支了
‎圣诞奖金 但我没提带“女伴”啊

516
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,343
‎老伙计应该随时受到欢迎

517
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,596
‎而且 我也答应你了

518
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,017
‎-小心 亲爱的
‎-好嘞

519
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,351
‎来吧

520
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,562
‎-别摔了
‎-得让她们看到

521
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,564
‎这是我的地盘

522
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,982
‎是我赢来的！

523
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,445
‎不 珍妮特都跟我说了
‎什么“钓裆节”

524
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,322
‎-是感恩节
‎-随便啦

525
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:16,659
‎我管你什么青椒徒
‎你们是侵略者 我们是原住民

526
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,786
‎所以老娘摆摊 你就得忍着

527
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:21,247
‎我敢说你那些阔太好友

528
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,666
‎肯定也需要提提臀

529
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,711
‎你的东西 我全买了

530
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:28,630
‎但你得走人

531
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:30,882
‎那我的眼镜呢？

532
00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,175
‎我看牙医怎么办？

533
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,469
‎还有今天晚宴欠的钱

534
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,220
‎随你便吧

535
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,306
‎欢迎成为穷人

536
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:42,101
‎根本没几个钱 你还要办派对乱花

537
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,021
‎家人们 把东西给金发妞儿包上

538
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,606
‎-行
‎-所有吗？

539
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:47,565
‎这个也要？

540
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,817
‎她们马上就到

541
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:53,029
‎小西啊 不好意思 我们来不了了

542
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,155
‎真的很抱歉

543
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:58,451
‎大家不太敢去那种…问题社区

544
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,828
‎-听见了吗？
‎-我们可以去你的新家

545
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,582
‎尤拉不来了？

546
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,210
‎嗨 姐妹们 我们去安娜卢家吧

547
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,379
‎哎呀 发错群了

548
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:20,223
‎她们当然不会来

549
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,393
‎她们可能已经知道咱们住在这里了

550
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,106
‎光看看眼睛

551
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:30,149
‎尤拉就知道谁成了穷光蛋

552
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,654
‎她们撇了我 另搞了一个聊天群

553
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,370
‎我理解 金发妞儿

554
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,332
‎那些女人对我家也落井下石

555
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:51,045
‎我本来打算用卖东西赚的钱
‎带家里人好好搓一顿

556
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:55,383
‎何不由我来出这顿饭钱
‎让大家留下来聚聚？

557
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:06,686
‎行啊

558
00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:10,815
‎穷折腾半天 我们都忘了
‎这个节日的意义了

559
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,817
‎心怀感恩 和平相处

560
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,071
‎其实最后是以大屠杀终结的 而且…

561
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:18,990
‎-很好
‎-来吃吧

562
00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:20,658
‎-快来
‎-慢用啊

563
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,951
‎怎么终结的？

564
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,203
‎蘸不蘸酱汁？

565
00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:26,289
‎-辣吗？
‎-很辣

566
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,291
‎来两杯啤酒

567
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,630
‎为各位隆重奉上 混搭火鸡

568
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:38,468
‎哇 迭戈！

569
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,178
‎-你完美搞定了
‎-太棒了

570
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:43,973
‎你来了

571
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,058
‎哇 真好吃

572
00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,811
‎-怎么回事？
‎-没什么 我听到…

573
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,063
‎多洛雷斯告诉我 下厨房

574
00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,733
‎就是为亲人奉献 不怕脏累

575
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,404
‎我们不是同根生

576
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,199
‎但可以相互融合

577
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:04,702
‎厨师兼诗人 说得好

578
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,537
‎-哇 小迪
‎-又是厨师 又是诗人

579
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,372
‎赞

580
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:09,832
‎小子

581
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:11,876
‎这味道不对啊

582
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,589
‎我把辣酱和西尔维娅的生酮肉汁
‎掺在一起

583
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:17,673
‎混搭美食

584
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,135
‎不错啊 大厨

585
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,181
‎非常好 大厨

586
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,601
‎我可不想摄入这种热量

587
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:32,480
‎麻烦把外卖袋子里的薯条递给我

588
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,607
‎那叫“打包袋”

589
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,650
‎是生酮肉汁

590
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,112
‎我必须说
‎咱们生活在一个糟糕的时代

591
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:43,157
‎我们没有做到停下来感谢彼此
‎而这很重要

592
00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:46,661
‎尤其是那些在危难之时帮助我们的人

593
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,412
‎所以 干杯

594
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,956
‎-干杯！
‎-干杯！

595
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,085
‎好香啊

596
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,045
‎你自己开餐厅了？

597
00:29:56,629 --> 00:30:01,008
‎没有 但大家在分火鸡吃
‎而且管够 一起来吗？

598
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:02,134
‎-来吧
‎-真的吗？

599
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:05,221
‎有混搭火鸡和啤酒 还有最关键的

600
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,848
‎提臀紧身裤

601
00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:08,057
‎来吧

602
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,313
‎火鸡是我做的 希望大家喜欢

603
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,399
‎-是混搭料理
‎-谢啦！

604
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:48,926
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