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‎別緊張，尤拉，我會處理好的

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎好，親愛的

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‎好

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‎太好了！

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‎-喬治生病了
‎-等他掛了，我們就能繼承遺產？

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‎不是，但因為尤拉沒辦法安排

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‎社區的感恩節晚宴，所以要由我來辦

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‎但我們沒有錢安排盛大的感恩節大餐

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‎我們的房子很小，沒地方用餐

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‎那樣更好
‎感恩節的重點在於文化衝擊

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‎我們要在窮酸社區辦晚宴

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‎向這個節日的精神致敬

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‎把我們當朝聖者
‎然後社區居民是美國原住民？

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‎沒錯

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‎這就像感恩節的奇蹟

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‎但妳的朋友會發現我們很窮

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‎整治這個爛中庭會讓我忙翻天

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‎你們都要幫忙

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‎趕快過來，錯過可惜

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‎歡慶年終，快來買提臀緊身褲
‎讓自己性感有型

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‎不管吃多少的亡者麵包都沒問題

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‎穿上翹臀緊身褲
‎就會像金髮妹這樣纖細緊實

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‎不好意思

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‎社區委員會准許妳用中庭嗎？

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‎當然是啊

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‎這位置是我佔的
‎有本事去找那兩個桶子出氣

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‎快讓開，妳擋住我了，金髮妹

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‎快點過來

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‎我們有好東西

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‎她在做什麼？

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‎你們兩個還站在那幹嘛？

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‎別裝傻，恩尼斯托，快去幫你老婆

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‎快點用力

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‎她用水泥桶佔位置實在太超過了

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‎我應該把她的攤子弄走

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‎要是讓尤拉跟洛培茲一家人見到面

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‎我住在這裡的事就會傳出去了

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‎-恩尼斯托，趕走她
‎-我？我能做什麼？

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‎廣告人在高壓下會想出好點子

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‎人要懂得變化，爸爸

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‎你存的錢通通給我
‎不然就去跟瑞戈借

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‎對，因為我一定要把卡塔請回來

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‎然後幫她租一套制服

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‎你要負責煮火雞

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‎我要去哪裡買火雞？

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‎人要懂得變化

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‎妳是怎麼了？除了幫我賣褲子
‎整個週末沒別的事好做？

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‎有，我在看《吉訶德》外傳

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‎-阿韋亞內達寫的…
‎-聽著，珍妮

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‎妳要多出門

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‎為什麼不去找朋友玩呢？

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‎我沒有朋友，再說，書本比朋友好

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‎珍妮，妳聽我說

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‎我們家很擅長交朋友

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‎妳也不例外

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‎去找瑞戈的女兒，布列塔妮
‎她才剛從她媽那邊回來

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‎但布列塔妮15歲了耶

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‎表現出她那個年紀的樣子

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‎不去交朋友
‎我就把妳的《吉軻德》歪傳藏起來

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‎-是外傳
‎-就是這樣

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‎快動起來，去享受青春，快點

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‎我也要買一條自己穿

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‎這是我看過最漂亮的東西

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‎妳有環球小姐的腳，卡塔

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‎你對每個女生都這麼說

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‎妳以為我會隨便幫人按摩嗎？才沒有

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‎-我們星期天去看電影
‎-我沒空

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‎我要準備
‎席爾薇雅太太的“肛溫節”晚宴

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‎“肛溫節”晚宴是什麼？要量肛溫嗎？

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‎不是啦，笨蛋

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‎就像老外在11月過的聖誕節

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‎那些老外真懂得享受生活

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‎永遠早我們一步呢

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‎瑞戈先生快到了

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‎也是

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‎但這會是很辛苦的工作

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‎你願意幫我嗎？

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‎那當然

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‎只要我們能待在廚房親熱就行

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‎很難說，那些自恃甚高的
‎豪宅貴婦團都會來

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‎安娜賽西、安娜克勞烏太太

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‎安娜帕烏、安娜盧還有安娜尤拉

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‎但要是你幫我，我保證不會虧待你

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‎太好了

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‎安娜尤拉

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‎（要來我的感恩節派對嗎？
‎11月22日）

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‎我希望妳能來

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‎迪耶戈，我沒別的意思
‎但我絕對不會去

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‎在墨西哥慶祝感恩節就像

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‎老外看了《可可夜總會》後
‎過起了亡靈節

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‎而且他們辦在週四，不是週日

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‎我會烤火雞，妳就來吧

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‎你要下廚嗎？

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‎我會考慮看看

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‎但我不保證會去

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‎為什麼？

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‎布列塔妮，珍妮特來找妳

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‎有需要什麼嗎？

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‎待會見，爸爸

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‎所以妳來做什麼？

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‎我阿姨叫我來跟妳交朋友

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‎這就是妳交朋友的方式？

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‎我寧可看書

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‎那就看吧

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‎這版的《吉軻德》很好看

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‎我們可以討論這本書

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‎不行，我要跟朋友出去

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‎-妳有朋友，而且喜歡看書？
‎-對，這兩件事並不衝突

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‎那當然，顯然是這樣

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‎我們等下可以去書店

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‎-有蘇胡安娜的詩集朗讀會
‎-妳先別急

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‎我很聰明，但不是書呆子

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‎我聽不懂
‎我不知道“冷”潮是什麼，瑞戈

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‎不是，是人潮，汀娜

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‎越多人經過妳的攤子
‎妳的生意就會越好

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‎這叫銷售規則

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‎你要我在黑色週末去你的店裡擺攤？

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‎妳能在這擺攤，是我的榮幸

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‎不行，我沒付租金會過意不去

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‎把這當成…我讓妳尷尬的道歉吧

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‎成交

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‎-這方法真棒
‎-對

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‎我之前的建議也很好

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‎（朵蘿瑞絲小吃店）

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‎你牽火雞來幹嘛？

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‎妳知道火雞就是七面鳥嗎？

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‎知道，所以呢？

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‎牠叫咯咯

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‎因為還很年輕，所以咯咯叫

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‎我要在感恩節把牠煮來吃

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‎你真的是笨蛋

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‎你幫牠取名字以後
‎就會不忍心宰了牠

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‎宰了牠？我嗎？

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‎-難不成你要活烤火雞？
‎-沒有

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‎我本來想請妳幫我料理，我會付錢

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‎有朝一日

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‎我要請泰莉參加我的感恩節晚餐

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‎因為她說這節日跟墨西哥無關

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‎所以我說我們會烤火雞

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‎混血的

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‎我可以教你

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‎但動手的人是你

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‎明天早上六點整在這邊見

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‎為什麼要這麼早？

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‎我的廚房，我說了算

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‎你這下慘了，兄弟

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‎別提了，阿帕

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‎要是她們倆碰到面

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‎她們會殺了我，真的

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‎那簡單，別去派對就好了

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‎我不能讓卡塔失望，我答應要幫忙的

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‎如果她們在派對上看到我
‎肯定會知道我腳踏兩條船

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‎-最後成了渣男
‎-你幾時在乎起這種事？

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‎偷吃被抓就沒戲唱了

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‎再說，她們兩個我都很喜歡

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‎你看看她

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‎何不在派對前跟其中一個分手
‎這樣你就不用當壞人了？

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‎-有一個問題
‎-什麼？

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‎-我從來沒被甩過
‎-交給我

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‎我這人向來憑實力單身

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‎看你的

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‎是誰？

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‎珍妮特，怎麼了？

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‎沒想到我也會需要妳的幫忙

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‎妳很受歡迎、人正又潮
‎大家都想跟妳當朋友

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‎如果有人不想當妳的朋友
‎妳會怎麼做？

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‎那是《辣妹過招》女主角的經典橋段

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‎哪個辣妹？

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‎妳非看《辣妹過招》不可
‎老人看的電影，但很有用

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‎那個女生應該很想當妳的朋友

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‎這取決於誰比較強勢

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‎太聰明了

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‎交給我吧，我是高手

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‎非常合身

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‎看起來好像我動了昂貴手術

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‎天堂社區那些貴婦動的手術

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‎但便宜很多又不用動刀，對吧？

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‎在分期付款單簽上妳的名字

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‎這條褲子第一次出場
‎就是在席爾薇雅太太的派對

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‎什麼派對？

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‎“肛溫節”

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‎那是什麼？量肛溫的派對？

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‎不是

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‎這是要紀念“草聖者”到美國的節日

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‎那是誰？

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‎誰知道？但席爾薇雅太太已經把

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‎瑞戈先生借給恩尼斯托先生的錢
‎全花在買裝飾品

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‎她會裝飾整個中庭

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‎真的嗎？

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‎人真好

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‎人真好

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‎謝謝

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‎這餐我請

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‎-確定嗎？
‎-當然

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‎-我來付吧，晚宴都由妳負責了
‎-不，這我可不答應

197
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,289
‎別忘了小費，姊妹

198
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,208
‎對，那一定要

199
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:46,295
‎我一時忘了

200
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,130
‎妳真貼心

201
00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,883
‎我什麼時候才能辦晚宴呢？

202
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,302
‎我現在根本成了寡婦

203
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,803
‎我知道，妳好可憐

204
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:59,099
‎但我在這個社區當志工

205
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,727
‎那裡感覺很…古老

206
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,855
‎我學到全心付出，不求回報

207
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,650
‎我覺得晚宴這主意很棒

208
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,361
‎但為什麼要辦在那邊
‎而不是妳的新家？

209
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,446
‎這是沉浸式的體驗

210
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:16,241
‎就像艾烏琴在埃卡堤佩
‎展示她的藝術品，記得嗎？

211
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,576
‎一樣的意思

212
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,829
‎我想讓大家看看原住民怎麼生活

213
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:23,374
‎真棒，聽起來就像真正的冒險

214
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,459
‎-妳會喜歡的
‎-對

215
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,710
‎不好意思

216
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,254
‎你好

217
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,423
‎中庭已經清好了

218
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:35,594
‎我哥們瑞戈借我錢買裝飾品

219
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,388
‎妳可以規劃晚宴了，琪維絲

220
00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:41,266
‎太好了，難怪我這麼愛你，恩尼

221
00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,310
‎我愛…

222
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:46,605
‎恩尼斯托

223
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,524
‎他買好所有裝飾品了

224
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,025
‎所以我沒辦法幫忙了嗎？

225
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,195
‎-不用
‎-不用嗎？

226
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,322
‎我又不是沒錢

227
00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,949
‎當然不是

228
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,159
‎真是的

229
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,873
‎（第一道：湯麵
‎第二道：白飯）

230
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,083
‎迪耶戈

231
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,168
‎（朵蘿瑞絲小吃店）

232
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,881
‎咯咯，你的時候到了

233
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:13,882
‎開門

234
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056
‎你好重喔

235
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:22,975
‎去吧

236
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,143
‎去吧，快點

237
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,230
‎首先

238
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,524
‎把整個地方都拖一遍

239
00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,485
‎我等了四小時就為了這個？

240
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,196
‎不是換我拖地了嗎？

241
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,074
‎不是，福亨秀先生

242
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,827
‎迪耶戈想學廚藝

243
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,412
‎交給他吧

244
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,212
‎原來如此，難怪她要我搬離中庭

245
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,714
‎死騙子

246
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,215
‎我們一定要讓她難堪

247
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:59,094
‎舉辦這種外國慶典很丟臉
‎我才不會參加

248
00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,930
‎卡塔說金髮妹要邀請她的貴婦團

249
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,309
‎好，女生要甩掉你時，會說什麼？

250
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,644
‎說我太快陷入愛河

251
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:11,356
‎“我太快陷入愛河”

252
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,484
‎-好
‎-說我太黏人

253
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,820
‎“太黏人”

254
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,656
‎太黏人是什麼意思？

255
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,574
‎你聽著

256
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,119
‎-很簡單，傳訊息給卡塔
‎-好

257
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,412
‎-訊息？
‎-對

258
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,122
‎等我一下

259
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,419
‎嗨，我親愛的小卡

260
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,505
‎現在立刻再傳另一則訊息

261
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,925
‎-等一下，她還沒讀呢
‎-可惡，她讀了

262
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,219
‎我就說吧，現在你要打給她

263
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,678
‎打給她，像1990年代那樣？

264
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,264
‎對，這樣她才知道你很黏人

265
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,933
‎-對
‎-打給她

266
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,601
‎好了

267
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,562
‎你人真好，還打給我

268
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,981
‎這樣老派的方法反而浪漫

269
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,359
‎-掛斷
‎-對，小卡

270
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,528
‎我只想打聲招呼，再見

271
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,280
‎-想別的辦法吧
‎-好

272
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:02,825
‎-我想到了
‎-什麼？

273
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,620
‎太快陷入愛河會把人嚇跑，對吧？

274
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,373
‎-我就用這招
‎-好，那就做吧

275
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,169
‎給妳看我的自拍…

276
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,755
‎我們不是要找架吵，記住我是誰

277
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,674
‎克麗斯塔艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅

278
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,758
‎妳確定要這樣？

279
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,103
‎嗨，布列塔妮，知道我是誰嗎？

280
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,062
‎知道

281
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,357
‎我跟珍妮明天要去做指甲
‎妳要一起去嗎？

282
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,609
‎酷，好啊

283
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,736
‎太好了，我再發邀請給妳

284
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,701
‎（感恩節）

285
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,830
‎我要把美國原住民用的東西

286
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,583
‎換成蒙特羅家在社區用的

287
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,626
‎印有標誌的金屬椅

288
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,045
‎亮色塑膠桌巾

289
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,672
‎晾衣繩

290
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,007
‎非常寫實

291
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,510
‎加上一點燈光，營造出窮酸鬼的氣氛

292
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,222
‎這是我從瑞戈活動企劃那邊借來的

293
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:12,477
‎卡塔，妳最棒了，謝謝

294
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,187
‎瞧瞧

295
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,231
‎瞧瞧

296
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,858
‎真有意思

297
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,322
‎菜單全是本地的菜色

298
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,948
‎當然

299
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,701
‎我們要感謝窮人

300
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:31,038
‎討人厭的阿古斯汀娜
‎別想毀了我的活動

301
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,205
‎我們應該要買酒

302
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,628
‎要買酒的話，不如買幾瓶大容量啤酒

303
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,380
‎大容量啤酒，我喜歡這個詞

304
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:43,383
‎對，正好搭配
‎我們要發的大容量打包袋

305
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:44,968
‎等一下

306
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,304
‎我們的錢快花光了

307
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,972
‎那又怎樣？沒錢就賒帳吧

308
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,229
‎我不行了

309
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,191
‎非常好

310
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,485
‎我拖完地板了

311
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,903
‎可以烤火雞了嗎？

312
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,364
‎等下就知道，讓我看你的手

313
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,407
‎我還沒修指甲

314
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,163
‎你這雙手沒有繭

315
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,748
‎這樣吧

316
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,169
‎把那些油膩膩的鍋碗瓢盆都洗乾淨

317
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,629
‎然後再去刷廁所

318
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,422
‎為什麼？怎麼有這麼多的工作？

319
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,508
‎我的廚房，我說了算

320
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,719
‎做完後要鎖門
‎明天早上六點在這裡見

321
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,603
‎我應該做不到

322
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:40,107
‎我表現得越沒用，卡塔越愛我

323
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,483
‎通通都不管用

324
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,486
‎我說我愛上她時，你猜她怎麼了？

325
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,862
‎-怎麼了？
‎-她激動了起來

326
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,574
‎後來我說
‎“卡塔，我夢到我們有小孩”

327
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,410
‎你看她做了什麼

328
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:52,995
‎（未來的女兒）

329
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,997
‎-不是吧
‎-饒了我吧

330
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,415
‎那是我最厲害的招數了

331
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,624
‎我知道，阿帕

332
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,043
‎但我們忘了一件事

333
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,046
‎-什麼事？
‎-我是萬人迷

334
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,468
‎我知道了，有一件事女人不喜歡

335
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:09,678
‎你聞起來臭臭的？

336
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,432
‎不是，是碰上色瞇瞇又下流的人

337
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,517
‎或收到泰迪熊當禮物時

338
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,271
‎金髮妹的計畫正在進行中

339
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,274
‎所以恩尼斯托要你叫我來這邊擺攤

340
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,401
‎他沒有邀我去他們的晚宴

341
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,569
‎當然不會啊

342
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,863
‎他們以這個社區為恥

343
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,114
‎我要去砸場

344
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,993
‎然後把褲子賣給那些自恃甚高
‎願意付大把鈔票的貴婦

345
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,704
‎-妳打算怎麼做？
‎-這時候就需要你出馬

346
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,915
‎要他們邀你參加晚宴
‎然後我當你的女伴

347
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,625
‎好

348
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,753
‎這樣好嗎？要是我們進不去呢？

349
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,671
‎沒人能抗拒真正的時尚

350
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,506
‎能抗拒網紅的人更少

351
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,176
‎妳們好嗎？

352
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,345
‎布列塔妮，真高興妳來了

353
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,848
‎放心吧，我們很快就能進去

354
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,349
‎我一點也不擔心

355
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,810
‎我跟珍妮都是特級貴賓

356
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,979
‎-尤其是珍妮
‎-真有妳的

357
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,651
‎有預約嗎？

358
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,404
‎不用預約，我是克麗斯塔蒙特羅

359
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,907
‎你去跟老闆娘娜塔莉亞沛雅尼斯說

360
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,159
‎妳姓蒙特羅？

361
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,996
‎名單裡沒有
‎亞沛雅尼斯女士不會來店裡

362
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,540
‎看看貴賓名單，我一定在上面

363
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,419
‎沒有，我看過了

364
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,297
‎小布？

365
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,426
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-我很好，你呢？

366
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,970
‎-什麼風把妳吹來了？
‎-我來晃晃

367
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,597
‎很好

368
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,265
‎你們認識？

369
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,769
‎布列塔妮幫我通過化工考試

370
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,479
‎而且她還比我小

371
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,023
‎-太感謝妳了
‎-別這麼說，那是我的榮幸

372
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,193
‎-妳想進去嗎？
‎-這…好啊

373
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,653
‎進去吧

374
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,405
‎我們跟她一起來的

375
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,490
‎妳認識她們嗎？

376
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:55,867
‎不太熟

377
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,619
‎好，玩得愉快

378
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,163
‎-謝謝
‎-什麼？你顯然不知道我是誰

379
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,916
‎我會在IG上毀了你

380
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,586
‎借我妳的手機，我的流量用完了

381
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,588
‎快點借我

382
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,924
‎現在怎麼辦？我們輸了嗎？

383
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,926
‎沒有，妳聽著，我們絕不認輸

384
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,095
‎要讓布列塔妮知道誰是老大

385
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,515
‎現在呢？

386
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,225
‎我什麼都做了

387
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,230
‎這些工作跟烹飪無關

388
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,775
‎搞得神秘兮兮的樣子
‎妳倒是說清楚課程內容

389
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,871
‎你準備好了，孩子

390
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,208
‎你現在正式成為廚師的學徒

391
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,799
‎非常好

392
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,101
‎（瑞戈活動企劃）

393
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,562
‎可以聊聊嗎？

394
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,110
‎瑞戈，我在想

395
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,988
‎可以先讓我預支兩到三年的

396
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,365
‎聖誕節獎金嗎？

397
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,201
‎除非你告訴我原因

398
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,536
‎規定很清楚

399
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,623
‎不能有秘密瞞著老闆

400
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,334
‎好

401
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,337
‎席爾薇雅的感恩節晚宴超支了

402
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,380
‎你本來有打算邀請我嗎，哥們？

403
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,425
‎員工手冊說得很清楚

404
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,512
‎“員工必須邀請雇主參與各項活動

405
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,806
‎宴會若由雇主出資，雇主更要出席”

406
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,811
‎我當然會邀請你，你和我…

407
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,897
‎我去晚宴時，會帶錢過去

408
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,820
‎還有別的事嗎？

409
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,031
‎快回去工作吧，員工

410
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,498
‎對不起，兄弟，真的

411
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,253
‎我們一同度過了幾天特別的時光

412
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:19,135
‎為所愛的人下廚就是不能怕髒

413
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:25,350
‎為家人或伴侶付出
‎你就是要親力親為

414
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,562
‎你願意做你該做的事嗎？

415
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,160
‎我開玩笑的，孩子

416
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,455
‎我昨晚醃了一隻火雞

417
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:51,126
‎更何況這隻小東西跟我有了感情

418
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:55,672
‎但是…

419
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,383
‎你懂我的意思嗎？

420
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,635
‎住手，會被別人看到的

421
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,680
‎那更好，我更興奮，卡塔

422
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,768
‎-好
‎-好什麼？

423
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,603
‎我滿腦子都想壞壞，妳也沒差嗎？

424
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,397
‎不會，我很喜歡

425
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,648
‎不行，等一下

426
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,318
‎先等一下

427
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,071
‎天啊，這送妳

428
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,074
‎-這是什麼？
‎-小禮物

429
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,242
‎噁心死了，托瑪士

430
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,913
‎看來你處心積慮想要我跟你分手

431
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,373
‎-不是
‎-難道不是嗎？

432
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,709
‎我們分手吧

433
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,170
‎小卡

434
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,215
‎真不敢相信

435
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,300
‎終於

436
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,469
‎終於

437
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:43,845
‎等等

438
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,641
‎阿帕，任務完成
‎再重複一次，任務完成

439
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,644
‎我現在是專情男子了

440
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,899
‎與她當面對質她
‎妳一定要鞏固妳在社區的地位

441
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,360
‎心狠手辣一點，不要留情

442
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,862
‎很好，妳有做功課

443
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,244
‎喂

444
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,663
‎妳有什麼毛病？

445
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,083
‎我知道妳覺得我們高攀了妳

446
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,419
‎但我在這裡獨一無二，懂嗎？

447
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,007
‎她總是這麼誇張嗎？

448
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:25,178
‎沒這麼嚴重，但如果是下棋
‎我就會採用俄羅斯式防禦

449
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,264
‎-我比較喜歡西西里式防禦
‎-真的嗎？

450
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,725
‎說妳的理論來聽聽

451
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,726
‎我解釋給妳聽

452
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,229
‎白棋應該要…

453
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,605
‎珍妮特，這是怎樣？

454
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:37,816
‎我現在懂了

455
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,652
‎我跟朵蘿瑞絲一起烤雞，學到了

456
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,862
‎火雞和七面鳥是同一種生物

457
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,447
‎一直都是

458
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,616
‎那妳願意來參加我的晚宴嗎？

459
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,120
‎就算你負責烤雞
‎席爾薇雅也不一定會接納我

460
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,914
‎一定會，今天是感恩節

461
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,125
‎但要記住，史上第一個感恩節

462
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,419
‎朝聖者共享一頓大餐

463
00:22:57,502 --> 00:23:01,047
‎甚至還休戰
‎後來他們就殺光所有的原住民

464
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:02,966
‎我不想變成喪命的原住民

465
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,219
‎妳都願意給我機會
‎或許可以給我的家人機會

466
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,847
‎就像我，我愛妳的外婆

467
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,809
‎妳還說自己是原住民

468
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,064
‎我從來沒有這種感覺

469
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,191
‎這裡好痛

470
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,402
‎這裡，我的心裡

471
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,321
‎那是你的自尊，但你還有尤拉

472
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,949
‎我對高級貨沒興趣

473
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,702
‎我只想要我的卡塔

474
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,496
‎那簡單，跟她道歉吧

475
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,414
‎道歉？

476
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:35,832
‎對

477
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,209
‎那倒是

478
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,090
‎天啊

479
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,758
‎你真是天才，阿帕

480
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:47,635
‎對，但不用親我，真是的

481
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:48,553
‎克麗斯塔

482
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,723
‎克麗斯塔，妳沒事吧？

483
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,308
‎有事

484
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:57,187
‎這樣子不行
‎妳看不出來布列塔妮只接近風雲人物

485
00:23:57,270 --> 00:24:00,940
‎她不會是妳真心的朋友
‎她只是想看我的笑話

486
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:02,484
‎我知道

487
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,487
‎這是妳想贏得布列塔妮歡心的伎倆？

488
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,655
‎妳利用我？

489
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:11,201
‎妳跟《辣妹過招》的主角一樣
‎妳讓我好驕傲

490
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,911
‎名師出高徒嘛

491
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:16,122
‎妳提醒了我可以效法
‎《權力的48條法則》

492
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,208
‎妳可以寫出一本那樣的書

493
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,667
‎寫書，我嗎？

494
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,294
‎珍妮

495
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,048
‎我們可以找一天
‎去聽蘇胡安娜的詩集朗讀

496
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,717
‎聽起來很遜，不過可以

497
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,651
‎卡塔

498
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,320
‎原諒我好嗎，卡塔？

499
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,113
‎我叫你別過來

500
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,865
‎我把你的制服給賀曼了

501
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:51,783
‎什麼？

502
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,618
‎不是，妳聽我說，卡塔

503
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:54,994
‎我來跟妳道歉

504
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:59,916
‎我知道送泰迪熊太超過了
‎但是拜託妳原諒我，卡塔

505
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:04,462
‎看在“肛溫節”的份上，我原諒你

506
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:06,798
‎但明天不行

507
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:07,757
‎好

508
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,678
‎所以呢？好

509
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,979
‎（感恩節）

510
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:22,564
‎天啊！

511
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,607
‎我好喜歡

512
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,526
‎謝謝你，恩尼

513
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,154
‎這好像…

514
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:33,199
‎社區與美國的結合

515
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,577
‎尤拉一定會很…

516
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,620
‎搞什麼鬼？

517
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,877
‎可以告訴我她跑來做什麼嗎？

518
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:50,174
‎我不得不向瑞戈預支聖誕節獎金
‎但我沒說他可以攜伴

519
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,343
‎大門應該永遠為哥們敞開

520
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,596
‎我說到做到

521
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,017
‎-小心點，親愛的
‎-好的

522
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,351
‎快點

523
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,562
‎-別掉下來了
‎-這樣他們才看得到

524
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,564
‎這是我的地盤

525
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,982
‎對，我努力而來的

526
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,445
‎不對，珍妮特跟我說了“肛溫節”的事

527
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,322
‎-感恩節
‎-隨便啦

528
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:16,659
‎“草聖者”之類的東西
‎你們是侵略者，我們才是原住民

529
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,786
‎所以妳要忍受我的攤子

530
00:26:18,870 --> 00:26:21,247
‎妳那些阿諛奉承的貴婦朋友

531
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,666
‎肯定需要提臀褲

532
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,711
‎妳的東西我全買下來

533
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:28,630
‎但是妳要離開這裡

534
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:30,882
‎我的眼鏡怎麼辦？

535
00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,175
‎我看牙醫的錢呢？

536
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,469
‎還有我們這頓晚宴欠的錢

537
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,220
‎我管不著

538
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,306
‎歡迎成為窮人

539
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:42,101
‎妳根本沒多少錢，還舉債辦派對

540
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,021
‎各位家人，快幫金髮妹把褲子包起來

541
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,606
‎-好
‎-每一件都要？

542
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:47,565
‎這個也是？

543
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,817
‎她們隨時會到

544
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:53,029
‎席爾，很抱歉，但我們不能去了

545
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,364
‎真的很抱歉

546
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,451
‎大家不敢去那種…問題叢生的社區

547
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,828
‎-那怎麼辦？
‎-我們要去妳的新家

548
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,582
‎尤拉剛取消晚餐了？

549
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,210
‎姊妹們，我們去安娜盧家吧

550
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,379
‎糟糕，發錯群組了

551
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:20,223
‎她們當然不會來

552
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,393
‎她們大概知道我們住在這了

553
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,106
‎尤拉光看眼睛

554
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:30,149
‎就知道誰從天堂墮入地獄

555
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,654
‎她們開了新的群組，沒加我

556
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,370
‎金髮妹，我懂

557
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,332
‎那些女人也看不起我的家人

558
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:51,045
‎反正我打算用賺的錢
‎帶全家人去吃一頓大餐

559
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:55,383
‎不如我出這頓飯的錢
‎然後我們留下來吃？

560
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:06,686
‎好

561
00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:10,815
‎忙了老半天
‎我們都忘記這個節日的意義

562
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,817
‎心懷感恩，和平共處

563
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,071
‎其實這節日是以種族屠殺收場，並…

564
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:18,990
‎-好極了
‎-開動吧

565
00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:20,658
‎-請進
‎-用餐愉快

566
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,951
‎以什麼收場？

567
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,203
‎牛排要不要醬汁？

568
00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:26,289
‎-會辣嗎？
‎-會喔

569
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,291
‎麻煩給我兩杯啤酒

570
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,630
‎我向各位獻上綜合火雞

571
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:38,468
‎真棒，迪耶戈

572
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,178
‎-你殺了火雞
‎-太棒了

573
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:43,973
‎妳來了

574
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,058
‎天啊，這真的很棒

575
00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,811
‎-怎麼了？
‎-沒事，我聽到…

576
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,063
‎朵蘿瑞絲教我烹飪

577
00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,733
‎就是要為愛的人親力親為

578
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,404
‎我們不是同根生

579
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,199
‎但還是能相互融合

580
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:04,702
‎說得真好，既是主廚又是詩人

581
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,537
‎-真行，小迪
‎-詩人主廚

582
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,372
‎酷

583
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:09,832
‎小迪

584
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:11,876
‎這味道不一樣

585
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,589
‎我混合莫雷醬和席爾薇雅的生酮肉汁

586
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:17,673
‎無國界料理

587
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,135
‎非常好，主廚

588
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,181
‎好棒，主廚

589
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,601
‎我可不想吃那道菜就佔掉我的熱量

590
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:32,480
‎麻煩誰拿外賣袋裝薯條給我

591
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,607
‎打包袋，這叫打包袋

592
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,650
‎這是生酮飲食

593
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,112
‎我必須說我們生於亂世

594
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:43,157
‎重要的是，我們不能停止感謝彼此

595
00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:46,661
‎特別是在我們落難時
‎拉我們一把的人

596
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:48,412
‎所以乾杯

597
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,956
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

598
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,085
‎味道好香

599
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,045
‎你們開了自己的餐館嗎？

600
00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:01,008
‎沒有，但我們要共享火雞肉
‎份量很夠，要一起吃嗎？

601
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:02,134
‎-過來
‎-真的嗎？

602
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:05,221
‎菜色有綜合火雞、啤酒，最重要的是

603
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,848
‎提臀緊身褲

604
00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:08,057
‎快過來吧

605
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,313
‎火雞是我烤的，希望你們會喜歡

606
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,399
‎-這是無國界料理
‎-謝謝

607
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:48,926
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