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RIGO'S MEN WALL CALENDAR
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I don't know what to do this year, Germán.
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Our star model is missing now.
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Good morning, buddy!
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What's up?
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This is the most exciting part
of working here.
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-Mmm.
-Every year, during this week,
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our event group sends out
a Rigo Men Photo Calendar,
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the most awaited publication
in the neighborhood.
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And an opportunity
to get ahead with the ladies.
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How smart.
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And they catch a glimpse
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of their favorite neighbors
in their underwear.
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-There's a problem, though.
-Mmm.
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Each year, Rigo Events chooses
a Mr. Barrio, who has the honor
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of appearing on the cover of the calendar.
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So what's the problem?
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Well, for the last seven years,
we've chosen my buddy, Genaro.
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Ah.
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He was so popular
with all the women in this neighborhood.
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Well, they enjoyed
seeing him naked, I think.
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I don't know what to do without him.
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Okay, okay. Listen, I'll… I'll do it.
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-And I won't even charge you for it.
-What?
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Just as long as you tell me
that I'm the next Mr. Barrio.
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I'll do it.
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Hmm. Well, you are the host
that the ladies ask for the most.
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Hmm?
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Rigoberto!
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What's up, Tomás?
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I've come to honor the legacy of the great
and late Mr. Barrio. Rest in peace.
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Yeah.
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I know I should be the next Mr. Barrio
taking Genaro's place.
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Well, actually that won't be necessary.
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There's already a new Mr. Barrio, Tomás.
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Germán?
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No! Germán? No, me!
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-What? No, no, no, wait.
-I'm doing it.
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I've been waiting for years
to inherit the throne.
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-It's already been decided.
-No way!
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That's exactly what we need.
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Germán, launch the call campaign
and we'll get a judge panel.
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This year, we're choosing Mr. Barrio
like the old times.
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With a beauty contest.
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Great!
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This is a great idea.
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No, no, no. Not one word, buddy.
No, it's already decided.
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At Rigo Events, Rigo decides. Huh?
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You're done, my Netito.
You're going down. Do you know why?
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Because I was taught
by the original Mr. Barrio.
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Well, I modeled professionally in college
and appeared in a brochure at my school.
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Hmm. I think I can handle
an amateur like yourself.
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Yes, yes.A "brochure"?
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No, guys, don't fight.
Take care of your face.
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Of course I'm not going to Mr. Barrio.
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It's a misogynistic and archaic contest.
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I thought of signing up.
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What? Over my dead body.
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I tried to make a reservation
at La Docena,
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but now that we're poor,
I didn't have enough.
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Did you know a tuna steak costs 250 pesos?
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And foie gras here is so expensive.
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-It must be inflation.
-It's not inflation.
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I think those places
are usually a total rip-off.
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I want to take you somewhere special
for our one-month anniversary.
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Well, speaking of special…
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"Tostilocos"?
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What is that?
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INGREDIENTS
PORK, CORN, PEANUTS
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Hi, can I please have
the everything special?
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Here's one.
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-Do you just eat it like that?
-Mm-hmm.
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-And the other.
-Thanks.
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No way! These are awesome!
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You really never had them?
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Well, no. They're not on Instagram
or… or take reservations.
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They're not even on Yelp.
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No, Diego. Last time you made that face
you caused a whole protest at La Privada.
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I love you, but I have to go.
See you! You pay.
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Really? You're just leaving?
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Diego!
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Hey!
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Hey, friends. It's Cris and Cris
here at the skate park.
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-Hey.
-Hope you're all good.
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Hey!
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That's my friend!
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There's only one chance
to have Belinda's life, Crista.
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You only have one chance.
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Calm down, Pablo.
You're acting super toxic. It's not cute.
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Our deal was for us both to get followers
with our fake relationship.
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And that's what we're doing, Pablo.
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Chill.
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Cristiano is just a… collaborator.
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A collaborator I never approved of.
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You're humiliating me on social media.
I'm gonna have no followers.
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Ugh! Seriously?
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People love a love triangle.
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Like in soap operas? So, I'm the bad guy?
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It's gossip. No one loses, Pablo.
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We all win… followers.
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Plus, we have to take advantage
of the fact that Cristiano is really hot
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since he signed up for Mr. Barrio.
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Anybody could sign up for Mr. Barrio.
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Oh. Obviously not, Pablito.
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You're sweet.
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Attention, family, sorry to interrupt.
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But, well, you know that this week, well,
it's the Rigo men photo calendar, right?
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Dad was always on the cover.
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Each one was more misogynistic
than the last.
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Look, family, don't get bummed out.
You know why?
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Because I, Tomás "The Tiger" López,
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will take on the legacy
of my brother-in-law.
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I will be the next Mr. Barrio,
what do you think, huh?
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-I promise.
-Don't joke about that, Tomásito, my love.
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Genaro was really handsome.
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Brother, thank you so much
for your good intentions,
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but we all know
that there's only one true Mr. Barrio.
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And that was Genaro.
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I know, Tina, but listen,
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I don't want to replace him,
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but do you know what will happen
if I don't compete?
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They'll give the title to…
to that blondie Espinoza.
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-No, no!
-I won't allow it.
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Or me.
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I also signed up for Mr. Barrio.
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Poor Pablo.
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That Espinoza
who's as white as Wonder bread
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will not take the Mr. Barrio title. No.
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That title is staying in the family.
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In fact, I'll help you win this.
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Oh, Tina, thanks so much.
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-And me?
-Keep it up, honey.
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You just follow your heart,
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but we all know that the only one
who can beat Ernesto is your uncle.
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-Thanks so much, Tina.
-I'll take this. You finished?
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Mmm.
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-Another quesadilla.
-Mm-hmm.
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And I didn't burn them this time.
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Dad, have you ever tried Tostilocos?
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-Tosti what?
-Diex,
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you'll get salmonella
from eating street food.
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You're totally right.
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-What's up, hon. You should eat.
-I can't.
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I have a photoshoot with Cristiano,
so I'm dieting.
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Honey, you have to remember
there is a rule about younger boys.
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Being handsome doesn't make him classy.
Look at Adrián Uribe.
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Hey, family.
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I want to announce
that you are all looking at the next
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Mr. Barrio.
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Mr. what?
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Dad, don't bother. Cristiano's winning.
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Tere didn't let me participate
in such a misogynistic contest.
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Sweetheart,
you're not in shape for a calendar.
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You've gotten chubby.
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That's not true.
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Plus, it was Rigo who asked me.
And Rigo is my boss.
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And if I don't win, then it will be Tomás.
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Ew!
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And you'll see him everywhere
in his underwear.
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Okay. No, no, no, no.
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The Espinozas de los Monteros
are the best-looking in the neighborhood.
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That's true and that's how it'll stay.
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Plus, look at that.
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It's in such bad taste.
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I mean, at least if you win you'll upgrade
the neighborhood, at least a little.
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That's it. So, hey, hey, hey!
Stop eating quesadillas.
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You'll be Mr. Barrio.
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TOMÁS "THE TIGER" LÓPEZ
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Hello, Lulú.
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-Oh yes?
-Yes, yes, I'm coming.
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Hi, ladies. What's this?
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Sure, sure. Don't worry,
I have something for all of you.
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Uh, care to explain
what all this is about?
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Well, I'm here
campaigning casually, right?
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Tomás, would you mind signing this for me?
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Of course, my Lulis, with all my love.
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How do you want me to sign?
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As "Mr. Barrio" or as
"The Tiger"?
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That's it.
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Maybe you'll stop by the store
one of these days.
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-I've got really good avocados.
-Ooh.
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Okay, one day, one day.
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Okay. See you.
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Ooh!
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Luli…
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what about my avocados?
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Oh. None for you, Ernesto.
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Ooh!
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You know how this works, Netito.
When you show off, you win.
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Well, fine. Then, I'll show you
that a man's beauty goes beyond
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his physicality.
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What?
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Ooh!
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What's up? How beautiful.
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Okay, who said "me," huh?
In fact, since you've been so nice, look.
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-Whoo!
-Garnachapp.
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Taking street food eating
to the next level.
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You can rate all the places you visit
with one to ten tacolocos.
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Plus, there's an "I got sick" button that
connects you to a gastroenterologist
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in your area. Ha!
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People who eat street food
don't get sick from eating it, Diego.
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That only happens to you
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because you're so white
that Montezuma is taking revenge.
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It's not my fault
that I have irritable bowel syndrome.
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Look, I even made a jingle for the app.
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The Flamenco hands sound
like your grandmother making tortillas.
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Yes.
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I made La Fonda de Dolores a profile
to test the beta version.
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Obviously, if she agrees, of course.
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Well, dear, do I have to do anything?
I'm not sure.
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Just watch your success grow.
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Mmm.
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Garnachapp.
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Do we have a cumbia band?
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And, uh, those girls
with the small uniforms.
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Rigoberto!
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Would you really give Mr. Barrio
to someone like Ernesto?
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That title has to stay
with the López Salcido family.
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Genaro, your friend, would've wanted that.
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Tina, I already announced the contest.
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And I may not respect Lent,
but the contest is sacred.
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A white guy who is bland like Ernesto,
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can't represent
the Baby Jesus neighborhood.
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Of course he can!
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A white man like Ernesto
would raise the bar in this neighborhood.
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-They might call it a magic town.
-We're not even a town.
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Magic neighborhood.
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Genaro would have loved it
if Tomás won, Rigo.
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Ernesto is your best employee, Rigo.
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Listen, listen.
I'd love to help you ladies,
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but in this case, my hands are tied.
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The decision belongs to the jury.
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Germán, Cata, and Raquel.
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No. Cata, she'll obviously vote
for Ernesto out of revenge!
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And what about your man? Huh?
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He's on the same soccer team as Tomás.
I mean, it's not fair play.
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Okay, then. There's Raquel.
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She's neutral.
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Hey! It's absolutely prohibited
to reach out to the judges.
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I'm finished.
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Not if you let me help you.
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Not to be mean, but what the hell?
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Tomás has a better body than me.
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And a sexuality
that's just so natural, and…
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I can't compete with him.
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00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,477
That's why we'll give
the women of this neighborhood
247
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,312
what every woman really wants.
248
00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:46,855
Uh, to be Dua Lipa?
249
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:49,400
No. No, Crista. Security.
250
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:53,445
And who do you think
has more security than anyone? Hmm?
251
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,822
A hot dad.
252
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,701
How else
did Peña Nieto become president?
253
00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,618
Okay.
254
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,995
In my experience on Insta,
255
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,039
you show some skin to sell stuff, Dad.
256
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,501
I won't take any of my clothes off.
257
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:08,961
Okay.
258
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,929
A camera, huh?
259
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,889
I can't believe that guy did this.
260
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,141
Ah, look at this.
261
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,269
He looks like a responsible man at home,
262
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,479
but an irresponsible man in bed.
263
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,023
Okay, Tina. Let's calm down.
264
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:33,736
Look at this. He's using one
of the oldest tricks in the book.
265
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,154
The sexy dad.
266
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:39,032
It's about offering stability to women
in order to be liked.
267
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,201
That's how Peña Nieto won.
268
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,828
Look. Tss!
269
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,747
-Well, yes, it's foul play.
-Yeah.
270
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,373
Don't worry about it, bro.
271
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,542
I have a plan.
272
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,460
Huh?
273
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,423
It looks all the same to me, Diego.
274
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,760
Even Mr. Romualdo came again.
He asked for his usual tortilla soup.
275
00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:58,802
Excuse me.
276
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,805
Is this, uh, Dolores Fonda
from Garnachapp?
277
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,056
Yes! Yeah!
278
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,725
Yes, yes. Uh, sit down, please.
279
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,060
Are the prices in dollars?
280
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,355
Uh, yes, yes, my dear.
281
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:13,400
Sit down, sit down.
Well, what would you like?
282
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:14,401
Let's see.
283
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,278
-There ya go.
-Thank you.
284
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,575
That's why I don't give it up
on the first date. Trust me.
285
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,285
-Listen--
-Hello, hello!
286
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,579
How are you, Raquelita?
287
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,372
-Hello.
-Don't you look divine.
288
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,874
Thank you.
289
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,753
Hey, I came for a little makeover
with your magic hands, girlfriend.
290
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,714
Because ever since you cut my hair,
it's looking better than ever.
291
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,591
Oh, wow. Did it look worse than that?
292
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,885
Way worse, girlfriend. Way worse.
293
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,054
Oh, okay. Well, sit down.
I'll take care of it.
294
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,013
Okay, thanks.
295
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,977
Hey. I found out you'll be a judge
in Mr. Barrio. Congratulations!
296
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,479
Give me the scoop.
Who won your vote?
297
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:54,191
You know very well
that we can't talk about that.
298
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,485
That information is confidential.
299
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:03,659
Well, just now that Tomás
is available for anything you need.
300
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:06,995
You know he loves taking his shirt off
any time, anywhere.
301
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,498
-Oh! I know what I'll do for you.
-What?
302
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,751
I have some new products in from Sweden
that you'll love.
303
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,046
They're a little daring,
but trust me, you'll look gorgeous.
304
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,424
-Anything for you, my Raquel.
-Very well.
305
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,261
Bring out
all the new products we just got.
306
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,721
We have someone
we can test them on.
307
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,182
Beautiful, my love.
308
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,561
I wish you all the happiness…
all the happiness in the world, okay?
309
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:31,728
-You can do it.
-Tomás, I--
310
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:32,813
Shh!
311
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,731
Netito, show respect.
312
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,942
Can't you see I'm in session?
313
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,610
Are you a therapist?
314
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:39,695
Even better.
315
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,073
I present to you, "Tommy Listens."
316
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,325
Here, women can come and vent
317
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:48,203
with a man who is sensitive like me.
Right, ladies?
318
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,415
Someone who not only listens to them,
but gives them security.
319
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,792
-Don't worry. It will be fine.
-What are you talking about?
320
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,627
That was my market strategy.
You're a thief!
321
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:56,920
Here, Martita.
322
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,797
Okay, finally, so you don't get upset,
323
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,466
I offer you a session with "Tiger" López.
324
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,885
The full package.
325
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:03,927
Right, Martita?
326
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,306
Okay, Martita? How are we feeling now? Ay!
327
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,308
Plus, we have a phone service too.
328
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,767
Hey Uncle, did you use my number?
329
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,853
Look, Pablito. I don't have any data.
330
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,730
Plus, you're a better listener than me.
331
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,315
-Come on.
-Just do it!
332
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,151
Shh! Answer it.
333
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,361
Sure. Yes, okay.
334
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,196
So what do you want? A date or…
335
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,239
US DOLLAR
336
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,284
-These prices are crazy, Diego!
-Really?
337
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,829
It's a hit.
We already have 9.5 out of 10 tacolocos.
338
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,789
-Mrs. Dolores.
-Yes?
339
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,875
It says here the menu is in dollars?
340
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,460
Yes, that's right.
341
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,296
And no more credit, Romualdo.
342
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,757
-But this is a rip-off!
-Rip-off?
343
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,301
You charge the same
at your hardware store.
344
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,346
Plus, Blondie here is willing to pay.
345
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,389
-Okay, my dear?
-Mm-hmm.
346
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,642
-No way.
-Let's go.
347
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,060
This is called gentrification!
348
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,812
You should be happy for your grandma.
She's number one in Garnachapp.
349
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,482
Because it's the only restaurant
on your classist app.
350
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,319
I don't know what I was thinking.
351
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,656
I'll be a laughingstock at Mr. Barrio,
and Crista will dump me for Cristiano!
352
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,824
Isn't that relationship fake?
353
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,535
But the pain is real.
354
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,039
Don't worry. If you can't beat Cristiano
with the traditional methods,
355
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,416
we'll have to find
your delineating factor.
356
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,001
Honestly, I don't think you'll beat him
357
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,671
in any category
that involves physicality or charisma,
358
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,506
since he's too handsome and loveable.
359
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,592
The key here is the talent contest.
So what's your talent?
360
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,552
Um…
361
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,305
I can get the bitterness out of cucumbers.
362
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:34,851
Oh, I know I have the highest score
at Mrs. Lulú's arcade.
363
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,437
I can imitate the Perro Bermúdez.
Check it out.
364
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,189
"Tiritititito."
365
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,857
Oh God.
366
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,737
Well, there's also this video
that Mom always bragged about.
367
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:49,658
I don't know what it is 'cause I would
always leave the room in embarrassment.
368
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,580
Oh no.
369
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,166
I know how we're going to win.
370
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:00,836
-Mm-hmm.
-No.
371
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,256
What happened?
372
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:08,927
I don't know. No one wants to pay.
And I haven't changed the prices.
373
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,554
I kept them nice and high.
374
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,139
"Too expensive."
375
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,807
"As rich as Paris"?"
376
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,894
"If you want to get ripped-off
by an old lady, go to Fonda Dolores."
377
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,022
-"The sandwiches are great…"
-Oh nice.
378
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,607
"…but I had to sell my blender
in order to pay for it."
379
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,651
-Oh no.
-So?
380
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,403
I got the neighborhood
to download your app
381
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,946
and rate it low for being pricey.
382
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,114
Well, now it's ruined!
383
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:33,035
It's called democracy, Diego.
Admit it, your app is really toxic.
384
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,623
I have a plan.
I know we can turn this around.
385
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:42,753
But you'd better hurry up
because I defrosted ten kilos of steak.
386
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,547
We'll say that all the reservations
are booked up at La Fonda,
387
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,174
and there are no tables available.
388
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,427
-Lying is a sin.
-No, no, no! It's called marketing.
389
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,638
People love exclusive restaurants
they can't get into.
390
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,527
Oh! Holy Mary, Mother of God!
391
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,446
Uh-uh! Ma, we gotta vote for Raquel.
392
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,824
Judging by how you look,
you got the Devil's vote.
393
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,117
I mean, look at you.
394
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,827
All that's missing is goat feet.
395
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,412
Don't exaggerate.
396
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:18,997
I'll take a shower and it's gone.
397
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,124
Well, that's too bad.
398
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,667
They cut off our water.
399
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,753
-What?
-Mmm.
400
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,339
No. No, no, no.
What do you mean no water, Ma?
401
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,548
That's how it is.
402
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,469
Holy Mary, Mother of God. No, no, no.
What do you mean there's no water?
403
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,055
Ernesto.
404
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,556
There's no water.
405
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,225
What happened to you?
406
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,311
I got you Raquel's vote,
and she made me look like this.
407
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,563
Don't you laugh.
408
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,942
Don't you laugh.
409
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,200
-Ha!
-Look who also doesn't have water.
410
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,409
-Cheater.
-Oh!
411
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,828
You tried to sway Raquel.
412
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,789
Of course not. I went to Raquel
because I needed a new look.
413
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,334
That why you asked for your eyebrows
to look like a rug made out of a bear?
414
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,920
My eyebrows
are the latest fashion in Paris.
415
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,090
But I guess you and your hair
are only in fashion on this street.
416
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,801
-This street--
-Thank you! Thank you for coming!
417
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,011
Whoo!
418
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,017
Welcome to Mr Barrio,
presented by Rigo Events.
419
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,062
Everything for your party!
420
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,857
But as you all know,
the winner of this contest
421
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,650
will be named Mr. Barrio,
422
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,821
and he will be on the cover
of the new male calendar from Rigo!
423
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,200
A warm welcome to the Vásquez family!
424
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,910
-Whoo!
-Oh yeah!
425
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,496
And the Suárez-Suárez!
426
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:45,083
Okay. I see that you're all anxious
for the contest to start.
427
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,462
All right, then. Let's get started
428
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,215
with the men's catwalk!
429
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,009
Our first contestant, Cristiano.
430
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,094
Eighteen years old.
He's a master at the scooter.
431
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,680
He's got 50,000 followers who love him.
432
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:03,268
Twice a week, he reads tarot for free
at the park, like Jodorowsky.
433
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,313
Now, representing the new generation
of the neighborhood,
434
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:10,442
Pablito López.
Son of the late Mr. Barrio, Genaro López.
435
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,694
His ideal date is a walk on the beach
at sunset.
436
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,778
You got this, Pablito!
437
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,739
He's wearing
Wendy Rodriguez apparel.
438
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,741
Look, Huicho Domínguez's son!
439
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,161
-Come on, ladies. No need to laugh.
-Why are you laughing? What's the problem?
440
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,621
What's with the pink suit?
441
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,040
It's to undermine the idea
that pink is feminine.
442
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,082
Like Harry Styles.
443
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,960
Here's a new face in the hood.
Standing six feet tall, and full of joy.
444
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:33,006
Representing Rigo Events,
Ernesto Espinoza De Los Monteros!
445
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,468
Charismatic, hard-working,
exemplary father, and loyal soccer fan.
446
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:39,554
He can change a diaper in 15 seconds,
and fill a baby bottle in less.
447
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,056
His hero? César Costa.
448
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,682
A wish? World peace. A strong candidate!
449
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,892
Wait until you see my Tiger.
450
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,310
Your kitten!
451
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,480
Lastly, originally from
the Baby Jesus neighborhood,
452
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,566
Tomás "The Tiger" López.
453
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,068
Holder of the record
454
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,947
for lewd gazes on a single block
in our lovely neighborhood.
455
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,158
They say, if you look into his eyes
for over five seconds,
456
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,577
you'll fall helplessly in love.
457
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,205
That's why I'm careful, ladies.
458
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,543
Tomás lives by a strict WLL regimen.
459
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,214
Work out, live, and love!
460
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,431
What a hottie!
461
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,438
FONDA DE DOLORES
TODAY'S MENU
462
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:34,025
I told you, ma'am.
We have tons of reservations.
463
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,193
Oh, that's good.
464
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,696
-And they pay in dollars.
-Oh, yes? How exciting.
465
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,031
More good food,
less gentrification!
466
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,451
More good food, less gentrification!
467
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,079
More good food, less gentrification!
468
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,540
Oh my God,
they must be exploiting the locals!
469
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,834
Dude, that's not cool.
470
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,753
Okay, okay. Well, what's going on?
471
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,798
Ever since you raised your prices,
everything's more expensive.
472
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,718
The price of tortillas
has gone up to 50 pesos.
473
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,305
They want to charge double for gas
because they say it's a rich neighborhood.
474
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,848
I've got an idea.
475
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,684
And now, we continue on
with the ladies favorite section,
476
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,477
the swimsuit competition!
477
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,188
Representing the TikTok generation,
Cristiano.
478
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,149
Apparently, riding a scooter is a workout.
479
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,609
Kids, this is proof
that eating vegetables is good.
480
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,737
He conquers both young and old hearts.
481
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,698
Another young one, Pablito López.
482
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,658
In casual, yet bold attire,
483
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:27,287
originally worn
by the third Mr. Barrio champion in 1945.
484
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,331
Pablito López pays homage,
ladies and gentlemen.
485
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,375
Ernie, Neto, buddy, father.
486
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,295
His favorite drink on the beach,
margarita during the day,
487
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,713
Sex on the Beach at night.
488
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,174
Are you drowning? He's your lifeguard.
489
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,760
Could we be looking
at the next Mr. Barrio?
490
00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,220
No, no, no. He's too white. No.
491
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,390
Last but not least,
beware all you pacemaker-wearers,
492
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,225
Tomás!
493
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:53,271
His motto, "It would be a sin
not to share my God-given talents."
494
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,522
They say he once danced
495
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,525
to over 50 different rhythms,
and 20 lambadas.
496
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:01,821
Just look at those moves.
Latin Lover has nothing on him, ladies!
497
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,282
Wouldn't you like to dance with him?
498
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,912
Oh! Looks like he needs a bit of lotion.
499
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,749
Watch out Raquel,
those chest muscles are alive!
500
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,797
LOCALS - VISITORS
501
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,551
See?
502
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:26,012
There's always a creative solution
to business problems.
503
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,139
Oh no. I don't know, dear.
504
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,433
This doesn't really feel like God's plan.
505
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,602
-Everything's fine.
-Wow.
506
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,897
You gentrify, and now you segregate
like a true CEO of a corporation.
507
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,273
Thank you.
508
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,319
Hey, what's wrong?
509
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,779
We brought the old prices back.
510
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,656
But the food doesn't taste
like it used to.
511
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,784
I'm sorry, man,
but the quality has gone down.
512
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,120
And it's also filled with foreigners.
513
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,746
No, no, no! No!
514
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:52,747
Sit down! Sit…
515
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,249
You guys will stay?
516
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,126
It's filled with foreigners.
517
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,002
Sit… sit down!
518
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,754
Sit… sit down!
519
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,965
Ever since
we made this place international,
520
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,592
they haven't given me a good price
at the market.
521
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,220
And I have to go to the supermarket now.
522
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,973
You know, it's not really the same, Diego.
523
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,267
Wait!
524
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:17,439
Now that we analyze it, well,
Confucianism is confusing.
525
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,401
And that may leave you confused.
526
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,487
I'll leave you with that.
527
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,660
See? He can say anything
and the whole world will applaud him.
528
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,329
Are you sure your speech will work?
529
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,790
-Stick to the script. You're on.
-All right.
530
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,505
I think we… we have to address
531
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,757
the question on… on gender,
532
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:47,719
and we have to be aware
of the implications
533
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,679
and responsibilities that…
534
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,890
that… that it may imply.
535
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,350
We talk about masculinity…
536
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,354
…like it is a concrete model.
537
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,522
But it doesn't have to be.
538
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,820
Whoo! That's it!
539
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:13,411
Ernesto, what are you doing?
540
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,414
You're losing. And this hot daddy thing
isn't working on Raquel.
541
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:19,876
The thing is that Tomás is constantly
showing his butt cheeks to Raquel.
542
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,170
-And I refuse to take my clothes off.
-Okay.
543
00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:23,838
Throw your shirt at her, give her a wink.
544
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,466
I don't know. Roar at her or something.
545
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,927
And now, the moment we've
been waiting for has come.
546
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,388
It's the talent show!
547
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,600
Go, Tommy!
548
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,395
Good evening.
549
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:43,066
Here, the universe has no rules,
550
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,568
and the impossible
551
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,278
becomes reality.
552
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:50,490
Mmm.
553
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:55,328
A big applause, please,
to welcome the one and only,
554
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:58,039
Winter The Incredible!
555
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,420
And I, his sexy assistant.
556
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,423
It's not fair! The one with the talent
is that weird kid with the makeup.
557
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:11,052
Shut up and sit down now, Blondie,
or the magician will make you disappear.
558
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,744
One!
559
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,663
Two!
560
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,081
Three!
561
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,593
Oh my God. Where did he go?
562
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,428
I'm here.
563
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,022
Thanks so much.
564
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:05,857
It was good, right?
565
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,318
I don't need tricks to win, Tomás.
566
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,944
I am a poet.
567
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:13,072
We'll see about that.
568
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,121
Oh no.
569
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,040
The struggle of the giants.
570
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,793
They turn air into natural gas.
571
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:29,881
A savage duel
572
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,050
warns just how close
573
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:33,843
I am to
574
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:35,678
entering.
575
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,098
I had to show something.
576
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,353
What a nightmare.
577
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,604
Who chases?
578
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,231
It's the beast behind.
579
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:51,027
Tell me. Tell me it's a lie.
580
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,114
All of it…
581
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,534
…a foolish dream.
582
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,453
Nothing else.
583
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,706
It's hugeness scares me.
584
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,874
For me, no!
585
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,799
Where nobody hears my voice.
586
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:16,886
Stop lying,
587
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:20,264
don't try to hide.
588
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:29,941
So he's natural?
589
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,444
Janet, Tomás and Ernesto disappeared.
590
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:34,779
Well, in his underwear.
591
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:37,073
This modern-man strategy won't work.
592
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,242
Pablo, don't worry. Stick to the plan.
593
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,536
No, I'll do a rap routine as Bad Bunny.
594
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,747
No.
595
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:45,790
No way.
596
00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,304
I can't now, it's over.
I'm gonna have to give up.
597
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,057
Pablo, listen carefully.
598
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,393
You're going up and doing the routine
that's on that video.
599
00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:07,353
-Okay. Yes.
-Now go and change.
600
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:09,772
Mrs. Dolores.
601
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:13,067
Everyone in the Baby Jesus neighborhood
needs your food.
602
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,194
It's the nicest thing about living here.
603
00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:17,697
Ever since I launched the app,
this place hasn't been the same.
604
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:22,452
I even put it at risk, and I would
never forgive myself if it closed.
605
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,912
I think it's best
for this business to thrive as it used to
606
00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:26,706
and stay open forever.
607
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,167
It hurts, but Garnachapp has to die.
608
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,002
The truth is that
609
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:34,589
I do miss cooking for a fair price
and making it taste good.
610
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:38,468
And I like that people
from the neighborhood enjoy my food.
611
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:44,390
Fulgencio! Starting tomorrow,
we'll have the regular menu.
612
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,729
Oh, you turn me on when you're…
613
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:51,314
socially conscious.
614
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,525
-Yeah, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
615
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,168
Yes!
616
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:46,494
Bravo! Whoo!
617
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,371
-That's it, Pablito!
-Bravo!
618
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,249
That's my nephew!
619
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,802
-In my opinion, you won.
-What are you saying?
620
00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:06,222
If that video gets in the wrong hands,
I'll immediately become a meme.
621
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,891
It's time to name the winner.
622
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,019
Whoo!
623
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:15,940
Come on, Tommy! Let's go!
624
00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:18,317
And the winner is…
625
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,194
Pablo López!
626
00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:25,157
I won?
627
00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,493
Pablito!
628
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,704
Bravo, Pablito!
629
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:32,164
Hey! Great job!
630
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,960
Hey, hey, hey, congrats.
Let's put this on you.
631
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,253
There we go.
632
00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,089
Bravo!
633
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:45,177
Pablo, not only did you show-off on stage,
634
00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,138
you also made us think,
635
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,016
and made us feel good inside.
636
00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:53,728
Look, we're looking for a Mr. Barrio
637
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:56,689
who doesn't underestimate women.
Right, ladies?
638
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,316
-Yes!
-Yes! For sure!
639
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,319
Someone who isn't afraid to be vulnerable,
640
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,321
or be feminine.
641
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:07,617
That's why tonight,
the neighborhood has chosen you,
642
00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:13,122
because we're tired
of seeing only sexist men.
643
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:18,210
Plus, we all noticed it was you
who actually running Tommy Listens!
644
00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:21,672
-Yes.
-True. Isn't that right?
645
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:25,676
-Bravo, Pablito.
-Thank you.
646
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:28,971
Forgive me for… for not supporting you
647
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,890
and realizing
that you're the true Mr. Barrio.
648
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:32,850
So I'm not made of chocolate?
649
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,186
You are,
but the type that gives special flavor.
650
00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:38,648
This is all thanks to Janet.
She's the real Mr. Barrio.
651
00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:42,068
Winter! Come take a photo of us.
652
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:47,531
You were right, Chivis.
653
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:51,035
I'm not ready for a beauty contest.
654
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:54,372
Surely you were frightened
when I got naked.
655
00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:57,833
That striptease…
656
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,586
So unexpected,
657
00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:01,504
so vulgar,
658
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,047
so daring.
659
00:32:03,798 --> 00:32:04,966
That turned me on.
660
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,551
-Huh?
-Let's play poor girl and hot daddy.
661
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,303
-Yes.
-Just put your sweater on.
662
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:10,763
-Okay.
-Where's the diaper bag?
663
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:11,764
Over there.
664
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,938
Are you ready?