1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,301 RIGO'S MEN PHOTO CALENDAR 2 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:10,303 I don't know what to do this year. 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,222 We lost our top model. 4 00:00:13,306 --> 00:00:14,640 Morning, compadre! 5 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,309 What's this? 6 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,644 It's the best part of working here. 7 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:23,524 Every year, Rigo Events publishes its Men's Photo Calendar. 8 00:00:23,608 --> 00:00:28,404 It's a big deal locally and a chance to impress the women of the barrio. 9 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:30,114 Very clever! 10 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:33,159 It's a chance to see their favorite neighbors in skivvies. 11 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,494 But we have a problem. 12 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,872 Each year, Rigo Events names a Mr. Barrio, 13 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:41,209 who has the honor of being on the cover of the calendar. 14 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:42,960 What's the problem? 15 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:46,547 For the past seven years, that was my compadre, Genaro. 16 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:48,674 The barrio women loved seeing him, 17 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,384 loved seeing him revealed. 18 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,429 We need the profits from these sales, Neto. 19 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,099 We can't do without them. 20 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:58,559 All right. I'll do it. 21 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:00,686 I won't charge you a penny extra. 22 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:02,980 -What? -Just say the word. 23 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:06,067 And I'll be the next Mr. Barrio. I'll do it. 24 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,029 You are the sales guy that ladies prefer. 25 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,490 Rigoberto! 26 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,783 What's up, Tomás? 27 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:17,578 I've come to honor the legacy of our beloved Mr. Barrio, rest his soul. 28 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:18,704 A NETFLIX SERIES 29 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:21,791 I know I'll be replacing Genaro as the next Mr. Barrio. 30 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,751 That won't be necessary. 31 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:26,754 There's a new Mr. Barrio, Tomás. 32 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:28,798 Germán? 33 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,550 Not Germán. Me! 34 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,301 What? No way in hell! 35 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:35,721 I've been waiting for years to inherit the throne. 36 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:39,433 -It's been decided. -This is just what we need. 37 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:42,353 Germán, set up an open call and gather a jury. 38 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:46,107 This year, we'll choose Mr. Barrio like in the old days. 39 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,733 With a beauty pageant. 40 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:51,070 -Good! -Thanks, guys! 41 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:53,781 Not a word, compadre. It's a done deal. 42 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,241 Rigo Events. Rigo decides. 43 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,702 Tough luck, Netito. 44 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:58,995 You're done for. 45 00:01:59,078 --> 00:01:59,912 You know why? 46 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:04,041 Because I come from the school of the original Mr. Barrio. 47 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,252 And I was a professional model in college. 48 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,504 I was even featured in the school brochure. 49 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:11,048 I think I can handle an amateur like you. 50 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,550 Yeah? What brochure? 51 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,430 Don't fight, boys. Save those pretty faces. 52 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:25,730 I won't go near the Mr. Barrio contest. It's archaic and misogynistic. 53 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,231 I considered entering. 54 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:29,233 What? Over my dead body. 55 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:33,779 I asked for a reservation at La Docena, but I'm so poor I can't afford it. 56 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,324 Did you know a tuna roll costs 250 pesos? 57 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,784 And since when is foie gras so pricey? 58 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,912 -Inflation sucks. -That's not it. 59 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,372 Those places have always been a rip-off. 60 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,251 I wanted a special place for our one-month anniversary. 61 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,212 Speaking of special. 62 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,172 Tostilocos? 63 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,256 What's that? 64 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,384 Hi, two specials with everything, please? 65 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,221 Here's one. 66 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:01,807 You eat it like this? 67 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:03,142 And two. 68 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:04,477 Thanks. 69 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,355 Shit, they're delicious! 70 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:10,524 -You never tried them? -No, they're not on Instagram. 71 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:14,070 They're not on any reservation page, not even on Yelp. 72 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:17,823 Last time you made that face, it started a worker protest. 73 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,825 I have to run. Love you. Pay, okay? 74 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,869 You're just gonna leave me here? 75 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:22,954 Diego! 76 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,715 Friends, it's Cris and Cris at the skate park. 77 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:35,967 -Hi! -Hope you're well. 78 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,052 With us are Javi, Beto. 79 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,762 -Yo, Mr. Bolts! -What's up? 80 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,599 There can only be one Nodal in Belinda's life, Crista. 81 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:46,269 Relax, Pablo. That's super toxic and zero cute. 82 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:49,021 Our fake dating was meant to get followers. 83 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:51,190 And that's what we're doing, Pablo. 84 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,483 Chill. 85 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,985 Cristiano is just… 86 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:55,319 a collaborator. 87 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:59,699 I didn't approve of him. You humiliate me. I'll be alone with no followers. 88 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,576 No way. People are suckers for love triangles. 89 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,204 Like in soap operas? So I'm the villain? 90 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,873 There are no losers in gossip, Pablo. 91 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,001 We all get more followers. 92 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,754 Plus, we benefit from Cristiano being super-hot. 93 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:15,339 He signed up for Mr. Barrio. 94 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,591 Mr. Barrio? Anyone can sign up. 95 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,303 Clearly not, Pablito. 96 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:22,972 How cute. 97 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:28,477 Beloved family, sorry to interrupt. 98 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:33,190 You all know this is Rigo Events' Men's Calendar Week, right? 99 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,567 Dad was always on the cover. 100 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,444 Increasingly more misogynistic. 101 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:39,572 Come on, family, don't be sad. You know why? 102 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:44,327 Because I, Tomás "The Tiger" López, will inherit my brother-in-law's legacy. 103 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,456 I'll be the next Mr. Barrio. What do you think? 104 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,665 I swear. 105 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:52,626 Don't joke about these things, my dear. 106 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,503 Genaro was truly handsome. 107 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:57,214 Brother, I appreciate your good intentions, 108 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:00,217 but we all know there's only one true Mr. Barrio. 109 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,427 That's Genaro. 110 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,221 I know, Tina, but listen. I'm not out to replace him. 111 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:06,098 If I don't compete, 112 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:09,018 they'll hand the title to that blonde Espinoza guy. 113 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,478 -I won't allow it. -No. 114 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,397 Me neither. I also signed up for Mr. Barrio. 115 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:16,108 No way! 116 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,485 No, Pablito. 117 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:21,322 That half-baked baguette Espinoza will not take Genaro's title. 118 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:23,741 It must stay in the family. 119 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,078 -What's more, I'll help you win. -Thanks, Tina. 120 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,205 -What about me? -Give it your best. 121 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,748 Follow your heart. 122 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,834 But the only man who can beat Ernesto is your uncle. 123 00:05:33,918 --> 00:05:36,379 -Thanks, Tina. -Anyone want more tostadas? 124 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,303 Quesadillas again? 125 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:46,639 This time I didn't burn them. 126 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:49,058 Dad, you ever tried Tostilocos? 127 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,851 -Tosti what? -Diex. 128 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,062 Street food will give you salmonella. 129 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,563 You're totally right. 130 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:57,233 -Aren't you going to eat, honey? -I can't. 131 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,360 I'm on a diet for a shoot with Cristiano. 132 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:02,530 There's a rule about boys you must learn by heart. 133 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:06,450 Cute or not, riffraff is riffraff. Just look at Adrián Uribe. 134 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,451 Listen, family. 135 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:14,500 I'm proud to announce you're looking at the next Mr. Barrio. 136 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,044 Mr. what? 137 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:19,463 Don't bother, Dad. Cristiano will win. 138 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:22,842 Tere barred me from entering such a misogynistic contest. 139 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:26,387 Honey, you're in no shape for a calendar. You're chubby. 140 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,097 No, I'm not! 141 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:32,393 Besides, Rigo asked me to do it, and he's my boss. 142 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,603 If I don't win, Tomás will. 143 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,190 And you'll see him in undies everywhere. 144 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,484 Okay, just a minute. 145 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:44,363 The Espinoza de los Monteros are the best looking in this barrio. 146 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,115 And that's how it will stay. 147 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,366 Just look at this. 148 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,826 Such bad taste. 149 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,997 At least if you win, you'll give this neighborhood some class. 150 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:56,125 So stop eating quesadillas. 151 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,295 You are going to be Mr. Riffraff. 152 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:09,889 TOMÁS "THE TIGER" LÓPEZ 153 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:13,100 -A private show. -Hello, Lulú. 154 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:14,935 -Really? -Yes, of course. 155 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,105 -Hi, girls. -Hi! 156 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:19,815 Easy, now. 157 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,359 I got enough for all the ladies. 158 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:25,446 Mind telling me what you're doing? 159 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,448 Campaigning, chilling. 160 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,450 Can you autograph this for me? 161 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,036 Of course, my Lulis, with much love. 162 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,623 Should I sign it as Mr. Barrio or The Tiger? 163 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,708 Stop. 164 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:41,170 You should stop by my shop. 165 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,714 I have some real chunky avocados. 166 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:46,300 I'll drop by any day. 167 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,885 -Goodbye. -Bye. 168 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,099 Luli, what about my avocados? 169 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,311 Excuse me, Ernesto. 170 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,398 You know how it goes, Netito. 171 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,192 He who bares wins. 172 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:06,737 I'll prove to you that there's more to a man's beauty 173 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:08,322 than his physique. 174 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,035 Feast your eyes on this beauty! 175 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,745 So who wants one? 176 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,122 Thanks for the good vibes. Here's a spin. 177 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:21,168 Garnachapp takes eating Mexican junk food to new heights. 178 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:26,382 You can rank all the places you visit from one to ten tlacoyos. 179 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:30,135 Plus, there's an "I got sick" button linking you to gastroenterologists. 180 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,723 Eating street food is not what makes people sick. 181 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:38,269 You get the dysentery revenge because you're so white. 182 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,896 It's not my fault I was born with IBS. 183 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,190 I wrote a jingle for my app. 184 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,779 The clapping sounds like your grandma making tortillas. 185 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:52,992 I made a profile for the restaurant in the beta version. 186 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,994 Only if she agrees, of course. 187 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,913 I don't know, my dear. What should I do? 188 00:08:57,997 --> 00:08:59,665 Just watch the success. 189 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,796 Garnachapp. 190 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,381 Did we get the cumbia DJ? 191 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,801 Demo-girls in mini uniforms? 192 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,011 Rigoberto! 193 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,681 You really want that colorless Ernesto to be Mr. Barrio? 194 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:19,101 The López Salcido family will keep that title. 195 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,313 Your compadre Genaro would have wanted it that way. 196 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,897 I announced the contest. 197 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:27,693 I may break Lent sometimes, but this contest is sacred. 198 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,446 A white, boring guy like Ernesto 199 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,781 can't represent the Baby Jesus barrio. 200 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:34,199 Of course he can! 201 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:38,912 A white man like Ernesto would elevate this barrio. 202 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,625 -We could be a Magical Village. -We're not a village. 203 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,043 Fine, a Magical Barrio. 204 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,795 Genaro would have loved it if Tomás won, Rigo. 205 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,505 Ernesto is your best employee. 206 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:51,634 Look, I'd love to help you, comadres. 207 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,135 But my hands are tied. 208 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,512 The panel of judges will decide. 209 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,599 Germán, Cata, and Raquel. 210 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:02,186 Cata will obviously vote for Ernesto out of spite! 211 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,646 What about your lackey? 212 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,483 He plays on Tomás's soccer team. It's not fair play. 213 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,777 Fine, then there's Raquel. 214 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,111 She's neutral. 215 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:18,952 It's strictly forbidden to approach the judges! 216 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,627 I'm screwed. 217 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,504 Not if you let me help. 218 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,466 Not to be mean, but what the hell? 219 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,761 Tomás's body is way hotter than mine. 220 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,055 And he has a natural sexuality 221 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,599 that I can't compete with. 222 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:45,270 So we'll give the local ladies what every woman really wants. 223 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,814 To be Dua Lipa? 224 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,358 No, Crista. Self-confidence. 225 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,361 And who inspires more self-confidence than anyone? 226 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,530 A hot dad. 227 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,659 How do you think Peña Nieto became president? 228 00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,576 Okay. 229 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,787 From my Insta experience, 230 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,997 you have to show skin to sell. 231 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,459 I'm not going to show any skin. 232 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,585 Okay. 233 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,926 LUIS ERNESTO MR. BARRIO 234 00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:18,762 Damn! 235 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,848 That son of a bitch. 236 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,266 There you go! 237 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,144 He does look like a man who's responsible at home, 238 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,770 but irresponsible in bed. 239 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,565 Knock it off, Tina. 240 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,485 No, this is one of the oldest tricks in the book. 241 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,112 The hot daddy. 242 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,574 It's about offering women security so that they like you. 243 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,993 That's how Peña Nieto got elected. 244 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,621 He's playing dirty indeed. 245 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,956 Don't worry, bro. 246 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,500 I have a plan. 247 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,381 Nothing's changed, Diego. 248 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:57,718 Even Mr. Romualdo came to order tortilla soup again. 249 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:58,761 Excuse me. 250 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,764 Is this Dolores's Restaurant from Garnachapp? 251 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,015 Yes! 252 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,600 Yes. Sit down, please. 253 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,019 Is the menu in dollars? 254 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,314 Yes, my dear. 255 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,732 Have a seat. 256 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,025 What would you like? 257 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,153 Thanks. 258 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,784 That's why I never give it up right away. Trust me. 259 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,243 Hello there! 260 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,370 How are you, Raquelita? 261 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,331 -Hello. -You look so nice! 262 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,707 Thank you. 263 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,044 I was wondering if your nimble hands could work their magic. 264 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:35,672 Since I started coming here, my hair has been looking better than ever. 265 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,549 You mean it was worse before? 266 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,843 Worse, girl. A lot worse. 267 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,762 Sit down. I'll take care of you. 268 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:47,392 Listen, I heard you'll be one of Mr. Barrio's panel judges. 269 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,437 Congratulations. What's the scoop? Who's got your vote? 270 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:53,732 You know I cannot disclose that information. 271 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,443 That information is confidential. 272 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,866 Well, you know Tomás is always at your disposal. 273 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,954 You know how he loves taking his shirt off all the time. 274 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,580 I have a great idea. 275 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:11,375 -What? -I got these new Swedish products. 276 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,376 You'll love them. 277 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:16,004 They're a bit daring, but trust me. You will look divine. 278 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,340 -Anything for you, Raquelita. -All right. 279 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:23,971 Get all our new products. We have someone to try them on. 280 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:30,519 You deserve all the love, trust, and joy in the world, okay? 281 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,687 -You can-- -Tomás. 282 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,649 Show some respect. Can't you see I'm in a session? 283 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,569 You're a therapist? 284 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,486 Better. 285 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,948 I present "Tommy listens to you." 286 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:47,244 Here, women can come and vent to a sensitive man. 287 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,161 Right, ladies? 288 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,873 I listen and offer a sense of security. 289 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,833 Relax, Martita. It'll be okay. 290 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,586 What? That was my strategy, you thief! 291 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,879 Here you go, Martita. 292 00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:01,341 And finally, so you don't get upset, I offer you a session with Tiger López. 293 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,843 The full package. 294 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:03,886 Right, Martita? 295 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,597 So, Martita? How are we feeling now? 296 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,266 Phone service is also available. 297 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,726 That's my number. 298 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,811 Pablito, I don't have any data. 299 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,688 Plus, you're a better listener. 300 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,189 -No, I'm not. -You are. 301 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,693 -There it is. -Hello? 302 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,611 I'm here. 303 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,155 Okay. Do you prefer an appointment? 304 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,242 -These prices are insane, Diego! -Right? 305 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:30,787 I told you it'd be a hit with 9.5 out of 10 tlacoyos rating. 306 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,623 -Mrs. Dolores. -Yes? 307 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,833 Here it says the menu is in dollars? 308 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,752 Yes, that's correct. 309 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,254 And no more credit, Romualdo. 310 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,797 But this is a rip-off! 311 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:41,715 A rip-off? 312 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,259 More like the prices at your hardware store! 313 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,095 Besides, Blondie's willing to pay. 314 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,221 Okay, my dear? 315 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,099 See? 316 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,018 This is gentrification! 317 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,771 Be happy for your grandma. She's number one on my app. 318 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,440 It's the only restaurant on your classist app. 319 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,277 What was I thinking? 320 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,614 I'll make a fool of myself. Crista will go for Cristiano. 321 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,115 Isn't your relationship fake? 322 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,535 But the pain is real. 323 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,997 Relax. If you can't win with traditional methods, 324 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,208 we'll find something that sets you apart. 325 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:20,212 You won't beat him in categories involving physique or charisma. 326 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,880 He's handsome and charming. 327 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,550 The key is in the talent arena. Got any talents? 328 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,680 I can make cucumbers not bitter. 329 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,392 I have the highest score at Mrs. Lulú's mini arcade. 330 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,396 I can imitate Perro Bermúdez. Here goes. 331 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,147 What a shot! 332 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,399 Dear God. 333 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,987 There's also that video Mom used to show. 334 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,616 I've never seen it because it's so embarrassing. 335 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,497 Oh no. 336 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,791 I know how we'll win. 337 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:00,752 No. 338 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,214 What's wrong? 339 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,883 I don't know. No one wants to pay. 340 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,927 I didn't even change the prices. 341 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,512 They're still as high. 342 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,140 "Unpayable." "As expensive as Paris." 343 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,017 "If you want an old lady 344 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,853 to rob you blind, visit Dolores's Restaurant." 345 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,980 -"Amazing pambazos." -That's good. 346 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,566 "I had to sell my blender to pay for them"? 347 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,609 -No, Diego. -See here. 348 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,904 I had the barrio use your app and say it was too expensive. 349 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,072 That's not fair! 350 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,365 It's called democracy. 351 00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,993 Admit it. Your app is posh-toxic. 352 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,582 I've got a plan. We can cash in on this. 353 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,127 Make it fast. I thawed ten kilos of steak. 354 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:46,548 Let's say that the place is booked. There isn't a single table available. 355 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,592 Lying is a sin, Diego. 356 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,052 It's called marketing. 357 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,679 People love restaurants they can't get into. 358 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,943 Heaven almighty! 359 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,404 We have Raquel's vote, Mom. 360 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,115 By the look of you, we have the Devil's vote. 361 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,076 All you're missing 362 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,786 are goat hooves. 363 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,955 Don't exaggerate, Mom. It'll be gone after I shower. 364 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,626 Well, that's a pity. There's no water again. 365 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,543 What? 366 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,838 What do you mean there's no water? 367 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,423 That's how it is. 368 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,551 Mother of God! How can there be no water? 369 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:33,929 Ernesto. 370 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:35,764 The water bill? 371 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,183 What happened to you? 372 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,269 To get Raquel's vote, I let her style me like Niurka. 373 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:42,896 Don't you dare. 374 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,232 Don't you dare. 375 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,117 You don't have water either. 376 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,786 Cheater. You tried to bribe Raquel. 377 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,831 Not at all. I saw Raquel because I needed a new look. 378 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,292 So you asked her for those caterpillars? 379 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,169 They're à la mode in Paris. 380 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,048 You and your hair are the latest style across the street. 381 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,967 -The street... -Thank you for coming! 382 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,263 How exciting! 383 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,642 Welcome to the Mr. Barrio contest, sponsored by Rigo Events. 384 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,853 We have everything for your parties! 385 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,314 As you know, this contest's winner 386 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,608 will be appointed Mr. Barrio. 387 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:32,779 He will appear on the cover of the Rigo Men's Photo Calendar! 388 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,159 Say hello to the Vásquez family! 389 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,620 And the Suárez-Suárez! 390 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:45,041 I can see that everybody is anxious to start. 391 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,251 Yes! 392 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,087 So let's kick things off 393 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,631 with the male catwalk! 394 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,634 Our first contestant is Cristiano. 395 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,928 He's 18. Scooters are his religion. 396 00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,057 Endorsed by 50,000 fans that both love and follow him. 397 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,353 And now, representing the barrio's new generation, 398 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:09,482 Pablito López, the heir to the throne of the greatest Mr. Barrio… 399 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,400 Go, my dear! 400 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,737 -His dream date is a walk on the beach… -Go, Pablito! 401 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,697 -Look! -Pablo is wearing a suit. 402 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,699 He looks like Huicho Domínguez! 403 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,077 -Come on, ladies, don't laugh. -What's wrong, ladies? 404 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,579 Why the pink suit? 405 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,082 It defies the idea that pink is feminine. Like Harry Styles. 406 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,670 Here is the tall newcomer in the barrio, full of joy, and representing Rigo Events. 407 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,796 -Yes! -Ernesto. 408 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,964 Boo, Ernie! 409 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:37,344 It takes him 15 seconds to change a diaper and less to refill bottles. 410 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,638 He wishes for world peace. 411 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,890 A strong contender for the crown… 412 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,850 Wait till you see my tiger. 413 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,268 Your tabby! 414 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,646 Lastly, from the Baby Jesus barrio, 415 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,898 Tomás "The Tiger" López. 416 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,193 He holds the record for most sexy looks 417 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,237 in a single block of the barrio. 418 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,323 Whoever looks him in the eye for more than five seconds 419 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,116 falls madly in love. 420 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,535 That's why I'm extra careful around him. 421 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,836 Tomás lives by three strict rules. 422 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,713 Exercise, life, and love. 423 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,305 Hottie! 424 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,397 DOLORES'S RESTAURANT TODAY'S MENU 425 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,525 I told you. We're fully booked. 426 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,734 That's great. 427 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,279 -And they'll pay in dollars. -How exciting. 428 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,990 More tradition, less gentrification! 429 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:46,037 More tradition, less gentrification! 430 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,498 Oh my God, they must be exploiting the locals! 431 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,792 Dude, that's not cool. 432 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,712 Listen, what's your problem? 433 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,756 Everything's more expensive since you upped your prices. 434 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,592 Tortillas are selling at 50 pesos a kilo. 435 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:03,263 The gas guy doubled the prices since it's a rich neighborhood. 436 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,806 I got an idea. 437 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:09,436 And now, the swimming suit round, which is the ladies' favorite. 438 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,856 Representing the TikTok generation, Cristiano. 439 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,568 If you've ever wondered how hot these scooter-riders can get, 440 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,861 here's your answer. 441 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,656 Riding further along the youth wave, I give you Pablito López. 442 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,367 -In a sporty yet bold suit. -Good looker! 443 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,618 Go, Pablito! 444 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:30,665 This suit was worn by the third Mr. Barrio contest winner back in 1945. 445 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,168 Ernie, Neto, compadre, dad. 446 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,004 His favorite beach drink is a margarita in the day, 447 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,881 Sex on the Beach at night. 448 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,467 Are you drowning? Here's your lifeguard. 449 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,302 Is he the new Mr. Barrio? 450 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,179 -Too white. -Last by not least. 451 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,848 People with pacemakers beware. 452 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,016 Tomás! 453 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,644 His motto is, "It's sinful not to share what God gave me." 454 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,690 Rumor has it he danced over 20 lambadas and 50 songs in one night. 455 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,901 Just watch him groove to that beat! 456 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,028 The Latin Lover is no match for him! 457 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,490 Wouldn't you ladies like to dance with him? 458 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,618 Looks like he needs a rub down. 459 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,454 Raquel, those pecs have a life of their own! 460 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,880 LOCALS – VISITORS 461 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:25,970 See? There's always a creative solution to business problems. 462 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,263 I'm not sure, my dear. 463 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,392 Something here feels like an affront to God. 464 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,768 -All good. -Wow. 465 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,855 You gentrify, then you segregate, like a true corporate CEO. 466 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,232 Thanks. 467 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,737 What's wrong? The prices are the same as before. 468 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:47,575 The food doesn't taste like before. Sorry, ma'am, but your quality went down. 469 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,078 Besides, it's full of foreigners. 470 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,621 -Let's go. -No. 471 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,705 Sit down. 472 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,207 Why are you leaving? 473 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,917 It's full of foreigners. 474 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,877 Sit down. 475 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:58,837 Sit down. 476 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,923 Ever since we went international, 477 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,551 I don't get fair prices at the market. 478 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,511 So I buy at the supermarket. 479 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,556 And it's just not the same, Diego! 480 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:17,397 Once we break it down, Confucianism is mystifying. 481 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:21,359 And that should mystify all of us. 482 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:23,987 Food for thought. 483 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:30,493 See? He can say any nonsense and everyone claps. 484 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,289 -Will your speech work? -Stick to the script. 485 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:35,331 Go! 486 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:44,716 We have to assess the question of gender over and over again, 487 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:49,637 and be aware of the implications and responsibilities 488 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,639 that it brings. 489 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,309 We talk about masculinity 490 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:59,481 as if it were a concrete model, but it doesn't have to be that way. 491 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,445 Wow! That's it! 492 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,076 -Ernesto. -Darling. 493 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,995 What are you doing? You're losing. 494 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,539 The hot daddy shtick isn't working on Raquel. 495 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,834 Chivis, Tomás shows his ass to her every chance he gets. 496 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,920 I refuse to stoop to that level. 497 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:25,840 Throw your shirt at her or wink. I don't know. Growl or something. 498 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,885 The moment we've all been waiting for. 499 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,847 The talent show! 500 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,558 You can do it, Tommy! 501 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,437 Good evening. 502 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,024 Today, the universe has no rules. 503 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,734 The impossible 504 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,028 will become possible. 505 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:54,619 Let's hear it for the unmatched and exceptional… 506 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:57,997 The Incredible Winter! 507 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,379 And I, his sexy assistant. 508 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,382 Not fair. The weird kid is the talented one. 509 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:10,760 Shut up and sit down, or he'll make you disappear. 510 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,703 One! 511 00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,621 Two! 512 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,248 Three! 513 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,836 Go, Winter! 514 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,551 Dear God, where did he go? 515 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,136 Here! 516 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,394 Thanks so much. 517 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:03,980 Thanks. 518 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:05,815 Pretty good, right? 519 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,151 I don't need tricks to win, Tomás. 520 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,902 I am a poet. 521 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,321 We'll see. 522 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,079 Bravo! 523 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,998 A battle of giants 524 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,752 Turns air into natural gas 525 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,672 A brutal duel 526 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,799 Shows how close 527 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:33,801 I am 528 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,637 To entering 529 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,848 He who bears, wins 530 00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:42,060 What a nightmare 531 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:44,562 To be running 532 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,190 With a beast on my trail 533 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:48,900 Say it 534 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:50,568 Say it's a lie 535 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,073 All of it 536 00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:58,076 A foolish dream 537 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,244 Nothing more 538 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:03,665 I dread the immensity 539 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:04,832 I don't! 540 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,460 Sorry. 541 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,548 Where no one hears my voice 542 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,844 Stop the deception 543 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,889 Don't try to hide 544 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:29,899 Is he a natural blonde? 545 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,404 Janet, Tomás disappeared. And Ernesto disappeared his underwear. 546 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:37,031 The modern-man strategy isn't going to work. 547 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,200 Relax, Pablo. Stick to the plan. 548 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,494 No. I'll do my bad bunny rap routine. 549 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,246 -No. -Yes. 550 00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:45,748 No way. 551 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:47,875 No. 552 00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,263 I can't do it now. I'm screwed. I'll have to quit. 553 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:05,351 Pablo, listen to me. You're doing the routine from the video. 554 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:06,769 -Okay. -Now go change. 555 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:09,731 Mrs. Dolores. 556 00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:14,402 Everyone in this barrio eats your food. It's the best part of living here. 557 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,405 And since I opened the app, the restaurant has changed. 558 00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:18,865 I put it at risk. 559 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,617 I'd never forgive myself if it ever closed. 560 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:25,830 We want your business to prosper like before and stay open. 561 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:29,125 It pains me, but Garnachapp must die. 562 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,668 Yes, it must. 563 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,004 I miss cooking fine traditional dishes 564 00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,672 at a fair price. 565 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:38,426 And I like local people to enjoy my food. 566 00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:44,557 Fulgencio! The regular menu will be back tomorrow. 567 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:51,272 It turns me on when you're socially conscious. 568 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:52,899 Really? 569 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,126 Yes! 570 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,534 Bravo! 571 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:47,745 -Go, Pablito! -Bravo! 572 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,207 That's my nephew! 573 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,176 I'd say you won, Pablo. 574 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,346 What? In the wrong hands, that video could be a meme. 575 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,850 It's time to announce the winner. 576 00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,272 Come on! 577 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,898 Go, Tommy! 578 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,150 And the winner is 579 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,152 Pablo López! 580 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,116 I won? 581 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:34,959 Attaboy, Pablito! 582 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:40,298 Thanks. 583 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:44,760 Pablo, not only did you stride proudly onto the stage, 584 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,096 you also made us think 585 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,390 and feel truly beautiful. 586 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,852 We are now looking at a Mr. Barrio 587 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,479 who doesn't put women down. 588 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:56,647 Right, ladies? 589 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,274 Yes, well said! 590 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,277 Who is not afraid of being vulnerable. 591 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,279 -Me too. -Of his feminine side. 592 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,238 That's why, 593 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,575 tonight, the barrio chose you. 594 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:11,787 Because we're sick of seeing macho men. 595 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:12,914 Yep, that's you. 596 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:17,501 Besides, we all knew it was you doing Tommy's phone therapy. 597 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,170 Yeah! 598 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,631 -Come on! -That's right. 599 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:22,757 Fine. 600 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:24,926 Pablito. 601 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:30,848 Sorry for not supporting you and saying you couldn't be Mr. Barrio. 602 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,808 So I'm not made of chocolate? 603 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:35,144 Yes, you are. The one used to season mole. 604 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,397 This is thanks to Janet. She's the real Mr. Barrio. 605 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:41,734 Winter! Take a photo of us. 606 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,490 You were right, Chivis. 607 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,660 I'm not ready for a beauty pageant. 608 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,330 My full monty routine spooked them. 609 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,249 That striptease was 610 00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,585 so unexpected, 611 00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:01,462 so vulgar, 612 00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:02,630 and so daring. 613 00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:04,924 It turned me on. 614 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,510 Let's play the bimbo and her hot daddy. 615 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,261 -Yes. -Put your sweater on. 616 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:11,180 -Where's the diaper bag? -Over there. 617 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:18,896 Are you ready? 618 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:50,714 Subtitle translation by: Ana G. González Meade