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RIGO'S MEN WALL CALENDAR
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I don't know what to do this year, Germán.
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[whistles]
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Our star model is missing now.
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Good morning, buddy!
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What's up?
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This is the most exciting part
of working here.
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-[Neto] Mmm.
-Every year, during this week,
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our event group sends out
a Rigo Men Photo Calendar,
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the most awaited publication
in the neighborhood.
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And an opportunity
to get ahead with the ladies.
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How smart.
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And they catch a glimpse
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of their favorite neighbors
in their underwear.
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-There's a problem, though.
-Mmm.
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Each year, Rigo Events chooses
a Mr. Barrio, who has the honor
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of appearing on the cover of the calendar.
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So what's the problem?
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Well, for the last seven years,
we've chosen my buddy, Genaro.
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Ah.
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He was so popular
with all the women in this neighborhood.
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Well, they enjoyed
seeing him naked, I think.
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I don't know what to do without him.
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Okay, okay. Listen, I'll… I'll do it.
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-And I won't even charge you for it.
-What?
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Just as long as you tell me
that I'm the next Mr. Barrio.
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I'll do it.
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Hmm. Well, you are the host
that the ladies ask for the most.
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Hmm?
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Rigoberto!
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What's up, Tomás?
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I've come to honor the legacy of the great
and late Mr. Barrio. Rest in peace.
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Yeah.
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I know I should be the next Mr. Barrio
taking Genaro's place.
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Well, actually that won't be necessary.
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There's already a new Mr. Barrio, Tomás.
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Germán?
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No! Germán? No, me!
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-What? No, no, no, wait.
-I'm doing it.
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I've been waiting for years
to inherit the throne.
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-It's already been decided.
-[Tomás] No way!
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-[clamoring]
-That's exactly what we need.
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Germán, launch the call campaign
and we'll get a judge panel.
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This year, we're choosing Mr. Barrio
like the old times.
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With a beauty contest.
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[chuckles] Great!
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-[chuckles]
-[Rigo] This is a great idea.
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No, no, no. Not one word, buddy.
No, it's already decided.
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At Rigo Events, Rigo decides. Huh?
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You're done, my Netito.
You're going down. Do you know why?
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Because I was taught
by the original Mr. Barrio.
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Well, I modeled professionally in college
and appeared in a brochure at my school.
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Hmm. I think I can handle
an amateur like yourself.
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Yes, yes. [chuckles] A "brochure"?
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No, guys, don't fight.
Take care of your face.
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[whimsical music playing]
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Of course I'm not going to Mr. Barrio.
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It's a misogynistic and archaic contest.
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I thought of signing up.
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What? Over my dead body.
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I tried to make a reservation
at La Docena,
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but now that we're poor,
I didn't have enough.
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Did you know a tuna steak costs 250 pesos?
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And foie gras here is so expensive.
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-It must be inflation.
-It's not inflation.
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I think those places
are usually a total rip-off.
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I want to take you somewhere special
for our one-month anniversary.
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Well, speaking of special…
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"Tostilocos"?
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What is that?
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INGREDIENTS
PORK, CORN, PEANUTS
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Hi, can I please have
the everything special?
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[vendor] Here's one.
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-Do you just eat it like that?
-Mm-hmm.
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-[vendor] And the other.
-Thanks.
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No way! These are awesome!
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You really never had them?
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Well, no. They're not on Instagram
or… or take reservations.
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They're not even on Yelp.
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No, Diego. Last time you made that face
you caused a whole protest at La Privada.
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I love you, but I have to go.
See you! You pay.
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Really? You're just leaving?
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Diego!
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♪ Yeah, I'm the OG
And everybody here know me ♪
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♪ I make it rain at the party, OG
Everybody here know me… ♪
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[chuckles] Hey!
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♪ Everybody here know me… ♪
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Hey, friends. It's Cris and Cris
here at the skate park.
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-Hey.
-Hope you're all good.
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Hey!
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That's my friend! [chuckles]
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There's only one chance
to have Belinda's life, Crista.
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You only have one chance.
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Calm down, Pablo.
You're acting super toxic. It's not cute.
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Our deal was for us both to get followers
with our fake relationship.
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And that's what we're doing, Pablo.
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Chill.
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Cristiano is just a… collaborator.
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A collaborator I never approved of.
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You're humiliating me on social media.
I'm gonna have no followers.
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Ugh! Seriously?
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People love a love triangle.
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Like in soap operas? So, I'm the bad guy?
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It's gossip. No one loses, Pablo.
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We all win… followers.
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Plus, we have to take advantage
of the fact that Cristiano is really hot
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since he signed up for Mr. Barrio.
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Anybody could sign up for Mr. Barrio.
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Oh. Obviously not, Pablito. [chuckles]
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You're sweet.
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Attention, family, sorry to interrupt.
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But, well, you know that this week, well,
it's the Rigo men photo calendar, right?
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Dad was always on the cover.
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Each one was more misogynistic
than the last.
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Look, family, don't get bummed out.
You know why?
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Because I, Tomás "The Tiger" López,
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will take on the legacy
of my brother-in-law.
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I will be the next Mr. Barrio,
what do you think, huh?
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-I promise.
-Don't joke about that, Tomásito, my love.
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Genaro was really handsome.
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Brother, thank you so much
for your good intentions,
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but we all know
that there's only one true Mr. Barrio.
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And that was Genaro.
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I know, Tina, but listen,
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I don't want to replace him,
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but do you know what will happen
if I don't compete?
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They'll give the title to…
to that blondie Espinoza.
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-No, no!
-[Tomás] I won't allow it.
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Or me.
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I also signed up for Mr. Barrio.
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[all chuckle]
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Poor Pablo.
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That Espinoza
who's as white as Wonder bread
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will not take the Mr. Barrio title. No.
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That title is staying in the family.
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In fact, I'll help you win this.
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Oh, Tina, thanks so much.
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-And me?
-[Tina] Keep it up, honey.
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You just follow your heart,
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but we all know that the only one
who can beat Ernesto is your uncle.
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-Thanks so much, Tina.
-[Tina] I'll take this. You finished?
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[Neto sighs] Mmm.
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-Another quesadilla.
-Mm-hmm.
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And I didn't burn them this time.
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Dad, have you ever tried Tostilocos?
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-Tosti what?
-[Silvia] Diex,
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you'll get salmonella
from eating street food.
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You're totally right.
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-What's up, hon. You should eat.
-[Crista] I can't.
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I have a photoshoot with Cristiano,
so I'm dieting.
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Honey, you have to remember
there is a rule about younger boys.
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Being handsome doesn't make him classy.
Look at Adrián Uribe.
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Hey, family.
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[sighs]
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I want to announce
that you are all looking at the next
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Mr. Barrio.
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Mr. what?
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Dad, don't bother. Cristiano's winning.
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Tere didn't let me participate
in such a misogynistic contest.
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Sweetheart,
you're not in shape for a calendar.
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You've gotten chubby.
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[gasps] That's not true.
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Plus, it was Rigo who asked me.
And Rigo is my boss.
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And if I don't win, then it will be Tomás.
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Ew!
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And you'll see him everywhere
in his underwear.
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Okay. No, no, no, no.
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The Espinozas de los Monteros
are the best-looking in the neighborhood.
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That's true and that's how it'll stay.
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Plus, look at that.
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It's in such bad taste.
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I mean, at least if you win you'll upgrade
the neighborhood, at least a little.
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That's it. So, hey, hey, hey!
Stop eating quesadillas.
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You'll be Mr. Barrio.
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[chuckles]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[groans]
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[exhales]
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TOMÁS "THE TIGER" LÓPEZ
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Hello, Lulú.
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-[woman 1] Oh yes?
-[woman 2] Yes, yes, I'm coming.
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Hi, ladies. What's this?
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Sure, sure. Don't worry,
I have something for all of you.
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[Neto clears throat]
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Uh, care to explain
what all this is about?
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Well, I'm here
campaigning casually, right?
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Tomás, would you mind signing this for me?
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Of course, my Lulis, with all my love.
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How do you want me to sign?
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As "Mr. Barrio" or as
"The Tiger"? [growls]
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[chuckles] That's it.
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Maybe you'll stop by the store
one of these days.
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-I've got really good avocados.
-Ooh.
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Okay, one day, one day.
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Okay. See you.
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-[kissing]
-[all] Ooh!
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[clears throat] Luli…
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what about my avocados?
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Oh. None for you, Ernesto.
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[all] Ooh!
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You know how this works, Netito.
When you show off, you win.
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Well, fine. Then, I'll show you
that a man's beauty goes beyond
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his physicality.
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[woman 1] What?
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-Ooh!
-[indistinct chatter]
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What's up? How beautiful. [kisses]
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Okay, who said "me," huh?
In fact, since you've been so nice, look.
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-[all] Whoo!
-[Diego] Garnachapp.
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Taking street food eating
to the next level.
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You can rate all the places you visit
with one to ten tacolocos.
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Plus, there's an "I got sick" button that
connects you to a gastroenterologist
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in your area. Ha!
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People who eat street food
don't get sick from eating it, Diego.
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That only happens to you
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because you're so white
that Montezuma is taking revenge.
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It's not my fault
that I have irritable bowel syndrome.
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Look, I even made a jingle for the app.
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[jingle playing]
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The Flamenco hands sound
like your grandmother making tortillas.
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-[guitar strums]
-[Tere] Yes.
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I made La Fonda de Dolores a profile
to test the beta version.
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Obviously, if she agrees, of course.
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Well, dear, do I have to do anything?
I'm not sure.
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Just watch your success grow.
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[whimsical music playing]
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Mmm.
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Garnachapp.
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-Do we have a cumbia band?
-[whistles]
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And, uh, those girls
with the small uniforms.
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Rigoberto!
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Would you really give Mr. Barrio
to someone like Ernesto?
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[sighs]
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That title has to stay
with the López Salcido family.
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Genaro, your friend, would've wanted that.
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Tina, I already announced the contest.
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And I may not respect Lent,
but the contest is sacred.
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A white guy who is bland like Ernesto,
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can't represent
the Baby Jesus neighborhood.
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[Silvia] Of course he can!
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A white man like Ernesto
would raise the bar in this neighborhood.
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-They might call it a magic town.
-We're not even a town.
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Magic neighborhood.
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Genaro would have loved it
if Tomás won, Rigo.
244
00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,505
Ernesto is your best employee, Rigo.
245
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:51,091
Listen, listen.
I'd love to help you ladies,
246
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,135
but in this case, my hands are tied.
247
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,512
The decision belongs to the jury.
248
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,515
-Germán, Cata, and Raquel.
-[whistles]
249
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:02,186
No. Cata, she'll obviously vote
for Ernesto out of revenge!
250
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,229
And what about your man? Huh?
251
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,483
He's on the same soccer team as Tomás.
I mean, it's not fair play.
252
00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,526
Okay, then. There's Raquel.
253
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:11,111
She's neutral.
254
00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:18,952
Hey! It's absolutely prohibited
to reach out to the judges.
255
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,747
[groans]
256
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,458
[sighs]
257
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,627
I'm finished.
258
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,420
Not if you let me help you.
259
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,466
Not to be mean, but what the hell?
260
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,803
Tomás has a better body than me.
261
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,764
And a sexuality
that's just so natural, and… [sighs]
262
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,599
I can't compete with him. [grunts]
263
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,435
That's why we'll give
the women of this neighborhood
264
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,270
what every woman really wants.
265
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,814
Uh, to be Dua Lipa?
266
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,358
No. No, Crista. Security.
267
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,404
And who do you think
has more security than anyone? Hmm?
268
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,780
A hot dad.
269
00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:58,659
[chuckles] How else
did Peña Nieto become president?
270
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,576
Okay.
271
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,954
In my experience on Insta,
272
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,997
you show some skin to sell stuff, Dad.
273
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,459
I won't take any of my clothes off.
274
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:08,919
Okay.
275
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,344
[music crescendos]
276
00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:18,887
A camera, huh?
277
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,848
I can't believe that guy did this.
278
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,099
Ah, look at this.
279
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,227
He looks like a responsible man at home,
280
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,438
but an irresponsible man in bed.
281
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,982
-[growls, chuckles]
-Okay, Tina. Let's calm down.
282
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,694
Look at this. He's using one
of the oldest tricks in the book.
283
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:35,112
The sexy dad.
284
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,991
It's about offering stability to women
in order to be liked.
285
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,160
That's how Peña Nieto won.
286
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,786
Look. Tss!
287
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,705
-Well, yes, it's foul play.
-Yeah.
288
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,331
Don't worry about it, bro.
289
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,500
I have a plan.
290
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:49,418
Huh?
291
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,796
[whimsical music playing]
292
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,381
It looks all the same to me, Diego.
293
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:57,718
Even Mr. Romualdo came again.
He asked for his usual tortilla soup.
294
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:58,761
[man] Excuse me.
295
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,764
Is this, uh, Dolores Fonda
from Garnachapp?
296
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,015
Yes! Yeah!
297
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,683
Yes, yes. Uh, sit down, please.
298
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,019
Are the prices in dollars?
299
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,314
Uh, yes, yes, my dear.
300
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,358
Sit down, sit down.
Well, what would you like?
301
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,359
Let's see.
302
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,236
-There ya go.
-Thank you.
303
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,533
That's why I don't give it up
on the first date. Trust me.
304
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,243
-Listen--
-[Tina] Hello, hello!
305
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,537
How are you, Raquelita?
306
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,331
-[Raguel] Hello.
-Don't you look divine.
307
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,832
Thank you.
308
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:32,711
Hey, I came for a little makeover
with your magic hands, girlfriend.
309
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,672
Because ever since you cut my hair,
it's looking better than ever.
310
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,549
Oh, wow. Did it look worse than that?
311
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,843
Way worse, girlfriend. Way worse.
312
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,012
Oh, okay. Well, sit down.
I'll take care of it.
313
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:42,971
Okay, thanks.
314
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:48,936
Hey. I found out you'll be a judge
in Mr. Barrio. Congratulations!
315
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,437
Give me the scoop.
Who won your vote?
316
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:54,149
You know very well
that we can't talk about that.
317
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,443
That information is confidential.
318
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,530
[both chuckle]
319
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:03,617
Well, just now that Tomás
is available for anything you need.
320
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,954
You know he loves taking his shirt off
any time, anywhere.
321
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,456
-Oh! I know what I'll do for you.
-What?
322
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,709
I have some new products in from Sweden
that you'll love.
323
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:16,004
They're a little daring,
but trust me, you'll look gorgeous.
324
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:19,383
-Anything for you, my Raquel.
-Very well. [chuckles]
325
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,219
Bring out
all the new products we just got.
326
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,680
We have someone
we can test them on. [chuckles]
327
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,140
[Tomás] Beautiful, my love.
328
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:30,519
I wish you all the happiness…
all the happiness in the world, okay?
329
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,687
-You can do it.
-Tomás, I--
330
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,771
Shh!
331
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,690
Netito, show respect.
332
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,900
-Can't you see I'm in session?
-[whimpers]
333
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,569
Are you a therapist?
334
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,653
Even better.
335
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,031
I present to you, "Tommy Listens."
336
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,284
Here, women can come and vent
337
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,161
with a man who is sensitive like me.
Right, ladies?
338
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,373
Someone who not only listens to them,
but gives them security.
339
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,750
-Don't worry. It will be fine.
-What are you talking about?
340
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,586
That was my market strategy.
You're a thief!
341
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,879
Here, Martita.
342
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,755
Okay, finally, so you don't get upset,
343
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,425
I offer you a session with "Tiger" López.
344
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,843
The full package.
345
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:03,886
Right, Martita?
346
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,264
Okay, Martita? How are we feeling now? Ay!
347
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,266
Plus, we have a phone service too.
348
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,726
Hey Uncle, did you use my number?
349
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,811
Look, Pablito. I don't have any data.
350
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,688
Plus, you're a better listener than me.
351
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,273
-Come on.
-[Tomás] Just do it!
352
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,733
[cell phone ringing]
353
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,109
Shh! Answer it.
354
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,320
Sure. Yes, okay.
355
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,155
So what do you want? A date or…
356
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,197
US DOLLAR
357
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,242
-[Tere] These prices are crazy, Diego!
-Really?
358
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:30,787
It's a hit.
We already have 9.5 out of 10 tacolocos.
359
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,748
-Mrs. Dolores.
-[Dolores] Yes?
360
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,833
It says here the menu is in dollars?
361
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,418
Yes, that's right.
362
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,254
And no more credit, Romualdo.
363
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,715
-But this is a rip-off!
-[Dolores] Rip-off?
364
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,259
You charge the same
at your hardware store.
365
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,552
[groans]
366
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,304
Plus, Blondie here is willing to pay.
367
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,348
-Okay, my dear?
-Mm-hmm.
368
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,600
-No way.
-Let's go. [scoffs]
369
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,018
This is called gentrification!
370
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,771
You should be happy for your grandma.
She's number one in Garnachapp.
371
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,440
Because it's the only restaurant
on your classist app.
372
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,277
[Pablo] I don't know what I was thinking.
373
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,614
I'll be a laughingstock at Mr. Barrio,
and Crista will dump me for Cristiano!
374
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,783
Isn't that relationship fake?
375
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,494
[sighs] But the pain is real.
376
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,997
Don't worry. If you can't beat Cristiano
with the traditional methods,
377
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,375
we'll have to find
your delineating factor.
378
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,960
Honestly, I don't think you'll beat him
379
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,629
in any category
that involves physicality or charisma,
380
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,464
since he's too handsome and loveable.
381
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,550
The key here is the talent contest.
So what's your talent?
382
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,593
[sucks teeth]
383
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:27,511
Um…
384
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,263
I can get the bitterness out of cucumbers.
385
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,810
Oh, I know I have the highest score
at Mrs. Lulú's arcade.
386
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,396
I can imitate the Perro Bermúdez.
Check it out.
387
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,147
[clears throat] "Tiritititito."
388
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,816
Oh God.
389
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,696
Well, there's also this video
that Mom always bragged about.
390
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,616
I don't know what it is 'cause I would
always leave the room in embarrassment.
391
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:51,785
[sucks teeth]
392
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:55,539
Oh no.
393
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,125
I know how we're going to win.
394
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,794
-Mm-hmm.
-No.
395
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,214
What happened?
396
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:08,885
I don't know. No one wants to pay.
And I haven't changed the prices.
397
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,512
I kept them nice and high.
398
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,097
"Too expensive."
399
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,765
"As rich as Paris"?"
400
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:17,853
"If you want to get ripped-off
by an old lady, go to Fonda Dolores."
401
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,980
-"The sandwiches are great…"
-Oh nice.
402
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,566
"…but I had to sell my blender
in order to pay for it."
403
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,609
-Oh no.
-[Tere] So?
404
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,361
I got the neighborhood
to download your app
405
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,904
and rate it low for being pricey.
406
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,072
Well, now it's ruined!
407
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,993
It's called democracy, Diego.
Admit it, your app is really toxic.
408
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,582
I have a plan.
I know we can turn this around.
409
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,711
But you'd better hurry up
because I defrosted ten kilos of steak.
410
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,505
We'll say that all the reservations
are booked up at La Fonda,
411
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,132
and there are no tables available.
412
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,385
-Lying is a sin.
-No, no, no! It's called marketing.
413
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:53,597
People love exclusive restaurants
they can't get into.
414
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,356
[gasps]
415
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,486
Oh! Holy Mary, Mother of God!
416
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,404
Uh-uh! Ma, we gotta vote for Raquel.
417
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,783
Judging by how you look,
you got the Devil's vote.
418
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,076
I mean, look at you.
419
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,786
All that's missing is goat feet.
420
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,370
Don't exaggerate.
421
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,955
I'll take a shower and it's gone.
422
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,083
Well, that's too bad.
423
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,626
They cut off our water.
424
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,711
-What?
-Mmm.
425
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,297
No. No, no, no.
What do you mean no water, Ma?
426
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,507
That's how it is.
427
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,427
Holy Mary, Mother of God. No, no, no.
What do you mean there's no water?
428
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,013
-Ernesto.
-[shrieks]
429
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,515
-There's no water.
-[Neto chuckles]
430
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,183
What happened to you?
431
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,269
I got you Raquel's vote,
and she made me look like this.
432
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,522
-[coughs, clears throat]
-Don't you laugh.
433
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,900
-Don't you laugh.
-[chuckles]
434
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,656
[laughing]
435
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,158
-[Tina] Ha!
-Look who also doesn't have water.
436
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,368
-[Tina] Cheater.
-Oh!
437
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,786
You tried to sway Raquel.
438
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,747
Of course not. I went to Raquel
because I needed a new look.
439
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:04,292
That why you asked for your eyebrows
to look like a rug made out of a bear?
440
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,878
My eyebrows
are the latest fashion in Paris.
441
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:10,048
But I guess you and your hair
are only in fashion on this street.
442
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,759
-This street--
-[Rigo] Thank you! Thank you for coming!
443
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,970
-[all cheering]
-Whoo!
444
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,976
Welcome to Mr Barrio,
presented by Rigo Events.
445
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,020
-Everything for your party!
-[all clapping]
446
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,815
But as you all know,
the winner of this contest
447
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,608
will be named Mr. Barrio,
448
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:32,779
and he will be on the cover
of the new male calendar from Rigo!
449
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,030
[cheering]
450
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,159
A warm welcome to the Vásquez family!
451
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,869
-Whoo!
-Oh yeah!
452
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,454
-And the Suárez-Suárez!
-[cheering]
453
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:45,041
Okay. I see that you're all anxious
for the contest to start.
454
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,251
[cheering]
455
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,421
All right, then. Let's get started
456
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,174
-with the men's catwalk!
-[screams]
457
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,967
Our first contestant, Cristiano.
458
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,052
Eighteen years old.
He's a master at the scooter.
459
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,638
He's got 50,000 followers who love him.
460
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:03,226
Twice a week, he reads tarot for free
at the park, like Jodorowsky.
461
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,271
Now, representing the new generation
of the neighborhood,
462
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:10,400
Pablito López.
Son of the late Mr. Barrio, Genaro López.
463
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,652
His ideal date is a walk on the beach
at sunset.
464
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,737
You got this, Pablito!
465
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,697
[Rigo] He's wearing
Wendy Rodriguez apparel.
466
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,699
-Look, Huicho Domínguez's son!
-[all chuckle]
467
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,119
-[Rigo] Come on, ladies. No need to laugh.
-Why are you laughing? What's the problem?
468
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,579
[Crista] What's with the pink suit?
469
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,998
It's to undermine the idea
that pink is feminine.
470
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,041
Like Harry Styles.
471
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,919
Here's a new face in the hood.
Standing six feet tall, and full of joy.
472
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,964
Representing Rigo Events,
Ernesto Espinoza De Los Monteros!
473
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:36,426
Charismatic, hard-working,
exemplary father, and loyal soccer fan.
474
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,512
He can change a diaper in 15 seconds,
and fill a baby bottle in less.
475
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,014
His hero? César Costa.
476
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,641
A wish? World peace. A strong candidate!
477
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,850
Wait until you see my Tiger.
478
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,268
Your kitten!
479
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,438
[Rigo] Lastly, originally from
the Baby Jesus neighborhood,
480
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,524
Tomás "The Tiger" López.
481
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,026
Holder of the record
482
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,905
for lewd gazes on a single block
in our lovely neighborhood.
483
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,116
They say, if you look into his eyes
for over five seconds,
484
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,535
you'll fall helplessly in love.
485
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,163
-That's why I'm careful, ladies.
-[cheering]
486
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,502
Tomás lives by a strict WLL regimen.
487
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:14,172
Work out, live, and love!
488
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,008
[all cheering]
489
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,390
What a hottie! [chuckles]
490
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,308
[cheering]
491
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,397
FONDA DE DOLORES
TODAY'S MENU
492
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,984
I told you, ma'am.
We have tons of reservations.
493
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,151
Oh, that's good.
494
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,654
-And they pay in dollars.
-Oh, yes? How exciting.
495
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,990
[neighbors chanting] More good food,
less gentrification!
496
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,410
More good food, less gentrification!
497
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,037
More good food, less gentrification!
498
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,498
Oh my God,
they must be exploiting the locals!
499
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,792
Dude, that's not cool.
500
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,712
Okay, okay. Well, what's going on?
501
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,756
Ever since you raised your prices,
everything's more expensive.
502
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,676
The price of tortillas
has gone up to 50 pesos.
503
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,263
They want to charge double for gas
because they say it's a rich neighborhood.
504
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,806
I've got an idea.
505
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,642
[Rigo] And now, we continue on
with the ladies favorite section,
506
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,436
the swimsuit competition!
507
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,147
Representing the TikTok generation,
Cristiano.
508
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,107
Apparently, riding a scooter is a workout.
509
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,568
Kids, this is proof
that eating vegetables is good.
510
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,695
He conquers both young and old hearts.
511
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,656
-Another young one, Pablito López.
-[chuckles]
512
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,616
In casual, yet bold attire,
513
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:27,245
originally worn
by the third Mr. Barrio champion in 1945.
514
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,289
Pablito López pays homage,
ladies and gentlemen.
515
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,334
Ernie, Neto, buddy, father.
516
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,253
His favorite drink on the beach,
margarita during the day,
517
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,671
Sex on the Beach at night.
518
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,132
Are you drowning? He's your lifeguard.
519
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,718
Could we be looking
at the next Mr. Barrio?
520
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,179
No, no, no. He's too white. No.
521
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:47,349
Last but not least,
beware all you pacemaker-wearers,
522
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,184
-Tomás!
-[all cheering]
523
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:53,229
His motto, "It would be a sin
not to share my God-given talents."
524
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,481
They say he once danced
525
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,484
to over 50 different rhythms,
and 20 lambadas.
526
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:01,780
Just look at those moves.
Latin Lover has nothing on him, ladies!
527
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,240
Wouldn't you like to dance with him?
528
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,034
[all cheering]
529
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,870
Oh! Looks like he needs a bit of lotion.
530
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,707
Watch out Raquel,
those chest muscles are alive!
531
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,755
LOCALS - VISITORS
532
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,510
[Diego] See?
533
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,970
There's always a creative solution
to business problems.
534
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,098
Oh no. I don't know, dear.
535
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,392
This doesn't really feel like God's plan.
536
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,560
-Everything's fine.
-Wow.
537
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,855
You gentrify, and now you segregate
like a true CEO of a corporation.
538
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,232
[chuckles] Thank you.
539
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,817
[whimsical music playing]
540
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,277
Hey, what's wrong?
541
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,737
We brought the old prices back.
542
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,614
But the food doesn't taste
like it used to.
543
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,742
I'm sorry, man,
but the quality has gone down.
544
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,078
And it's also filled with foreigners.
545
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,704
No, no, no! No!
546
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:52,705
Sit down! Sit…
547
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,207
You guys will stay?
548
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,084
It's filled with foreigners.
549
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,961
Sit… sit down!
550
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,712
Sit… sit down! [scoffs]
551
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,923
Ever since
we made this place international,
552
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,551
they haven't given me a good price
at the market.
553
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:07,178
And I have to go to the supermarket now.
554
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,931
You know, it's not really the same, Diego.
555
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,225
Wait!
556
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:17,397
Now that we analyze it, well,
Confucianism is confusing.
557
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:21,359
And that may leave you confused.
558
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,735
[clapping]
559
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,446
I'll leave you with that.
560
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:30,618
See? He can say anything
and the whole world will applaud him.
561
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,288
Are you sure your speech will work?
562
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,748
-Stick to the script. You're on.
-[sighs] All right.
563
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,877
[scattered clapping]
564
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,464
I think we… we have to address
565
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,716
the question on… on gender,
566
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,677
and we have to be aware
of the implications
567
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,637
and responsibilities that…
568
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:51,848
that… that it may imply.
569
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,309
We talk about masculinity…
570
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,313
-[yawns]
-…like it is a concrete model.
571
00:23:58,396 --> 00:23:59,481
But it doesn't have to be.
572
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:02,108
[whimsical music playing]
573
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,110
[distant clapping]
574
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,778
Whoo! That's it!
575
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,783
[breathes shakily]
576
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,369
-[Silvia] Ernesto, what are you doing?
-[blows raspberry]
577
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:16,372
You're losing. And this hot daddy thing
isn't working on Raquel.
578
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:19,834
The thing is that Tomás is constantly
showing his butt cheeks to Raquel.
579
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,128
-And I refuse to take my clothes off.
-[groans] Okay.
580
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,796
Throw your shirt at her, give her a wink.
581
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,424
-I don't know. Roar at her or something.
-[both bark]
582
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,885
[Rigo] And now, the moment we've
been waiting for has come.
583
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,347
It's the talent show!
584
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,057
[all cheering]
585
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,558
[Tina] Go, Tommy!
586
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,769
[meditation music playing]
587
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,354
Good evening.
588
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,024
Here, the universe has no rules,
589
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,527
and the impossible
590
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,237
becomes reality.
591
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:48,905
[kisses]
592
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:50,448
Mmm.
593
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:55,286
A big applause, please,
to welcome the one and only,
594
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,997
Winter The Incredible!
595
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,041
[all cheering]
596
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,379
And I, his sexy assistant.
597
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,382
It's not fair! The one with the talent
is that weird kid with the makeup.
598
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:11,010
Shut up and sit down now, Blondie,
or the magician will make you disappear.
599
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:15,848
-[all cheering]
-[whistling]
600
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:18,309
[dramatic music playing]
601
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,703
[audience] One!
602
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,621
Two!
603
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,039
Three!
604
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,667
[all cheering]
605
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,127
[scoffs]
606
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,551
[exhales] Oh my God. Where did he go?
607
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,386
I'm here.
608
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,471
[all cheering]
609
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,394
[mouthing]
610
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:03,980
Thanks so much.
611
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,815
It was good, right?
612
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,276
I don't need tricks to win, Tomás.
613
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,902
I am a poet.
614
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:13,031
[growls] We'll see about that. [chuckles]
615
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,534
[scattered clapping]
616
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:20,079
[woman] Oh no.
617
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,998
The struggle of the giants.
618
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,752
They turn air into natural gas.
619
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,839
A savage duel
620
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,008
warns just how close
621
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:33,801
I am to
622
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,637
entering.
623
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,554
[phone chimes]
624
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,057
I had to show something.
625
00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:43,311
What a nightmare. [sighs]
626
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:44,562
Who chases?
627
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,190
It's the beast behind.
628
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,985
Tell me. Tell me it's a lie.
629
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,571
[breathing heavily]
630
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,073
All of it…
631
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:57,158
[all gasp]
632
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,493
…a foolish dream.
633
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,411
Nothing else.
634
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:02,413
[breathing heavily]
635
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:03,665
It's hugeness scares me.
636
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:04,832
For me, no!
637
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:07,502
[all chuckle]
638
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,757
Where nobody hears my voice.
639
00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:15,593
[gasps]
640
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,844
Stop lying,
641
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:20,223
don't try to hide.
642
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,809
-[gasping]
-[screaming]
643
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,522
[clapping]
644
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:29,899
So he's natural?
645
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:33,403
Janet, Tomás and Ernesto disappeared.
646
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:34,737
Well, in his underwear.
647
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,031
This modern-man strategy won't work.
648
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,200
Pablo, don't worry. Stick to the plan.
649
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,494
No, I'll do a rap routine as Bad Bunny.
650
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,706
-No.
-[hip-hop music playing]
651
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:45,748
-[cheering]
-No way.
652
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,921
[Cristiano rapping]
653
00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,263
I can't now, it's over.
I'm gonna have to give up.
654
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,015
Pablo, listen carefully.
655
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,351
You're going up and doing the routine
that's on that video.
656
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,311
-Okay. Yes.
-Now go and change.
657
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:09,731
[Diego] Mrs. Dolores.
658
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,025
Everyone in the Baby Jesus neighborhood
needs your food.
659
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,153
It's the nicest thing about living here.
660
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,655
Ever since I launched the app,
this place hasn't been the same.
661
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:22,410
I even put it at risk, and I would
never forgive myself if it closed.
662
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,871
I think it's best
for this business to thrive as it used to
663
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,664
and stay open forever.
664
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,125
It hurts, but Garnachapp has to die.
665
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,960
The truth is that
666
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:34,547
I do miss cooking for a fair price
and making it taste good.
667
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:38,426
And I like that people
from the neighborhood enjoy my food.
668
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:44,348
Fulgencio! Starting tomorrow,
we'll have the regular menu.
669
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,641
[phone chimes]
670
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,687
Oh, you turn me on when you're…
671
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,272
socially conscious.
672
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,484
-Yeah, yeah?
-Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
673
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:08,206
["Hijo De La Luna" by Mecano playing]
674
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,126
Yes!
675
00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:43,574
[music fades out]
676
00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:46,452
-[all applauding]
-Bravo! Whoo!
677
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,329
-That's it, Pablito!
-[Rigo] Bravo!
678
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,207
That's my nephew!
679
00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,760
-In my opinion, you won.
-What are you saying?
680
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:06,180
If that video gets in the wrong hands,
I'll immediately become a meme.
681
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:08,850
It's time to name the winner.
682
00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:10,685
[all cheering]
683
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,978
[all] Whoo!
684
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:13,688
[chuckles]
685
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,898
Come on, Tommy! Let's go!
686
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,276
And the winner is…
687
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,152
Pablo López!
688
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:22,363
[all applauding]
689
00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:25,116
I won?
690
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,451
[Tina] Pablito!
691
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,662
Bravo, Pablito!
692
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,123
[Rigo] Hey! Great job!
693
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:35,918
Hey, hey, hey, congrats.
Let's put this on you.
694
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,211
There we go.
695
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,047
Bravo!
696
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:45,136
Pablo, not only did you show-off on stage,
697
00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,096
you also made us think,
698
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,974
and made us feel good inside.
699
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:53,686
Look, we're looking for a Mr. Barrio
700
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,647
who doesn't underestimate women.
Right, ladies?
701
00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,274
-[all] Yes!
-Yes! For sure!
702
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,277
Someone who isn't afraid to be vulnerable,
703
00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:03,279
or be feminine.
704
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:07,575
That's why tonight,
the neighborhood has chosen you,
705
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:13,080
because we're tired
of seeing only sexist men.
706
00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:18,169
Plus, we all noticed it was you
who actually running Tommy Listens!
707
00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:21,631
-Yes.
-[Lulú] True. Isn't that right?
708
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:22,757
[clapping continues]
709
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:25,635
-Bravo, Pablito.
-[Pablo] Thank you.
710
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:28,930
Forgive me for… for not supporting you
711
00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:30,848
and realizing
that you're the true Mr. Barrio.
712
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,808
So I'm not made of chocolate?
713
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:35,144
You are,
but the type that gives special flavor.
714
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,606
This is all thanks to Janet.
She's the real Mr. Barrio.
715
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,523
[both chuckle]
716
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,026
Winter! Come take a photo of us.
717
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,490
[Neto] You were right, Chivis.
718
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,993
I'm not ready for a beauty contest.
719
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,330
Surely you were frightened
when I got naked.
720
00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:57,792
That striptease…
721
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,544
So unexpected,
722
00:32:00,628 --> 00:32:01,462
so vulgar,
723
00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:03,005
so daring.
724
00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,924
That turned me on.
725
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,510
-Huh?
-Let's play poor girl and hot daddy.
726
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,261
-Yes.
-Just put your sweater on.
727
00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:10,721
-Okay.
-Where's the diaper bag?
728
00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:11,722
Over there.
729
00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:18,896
[sighs] Are you ready?
730
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:20,648
[grunts]
731
00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,441
[both grunt]
732
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:25,069
-[Silvia exhales]
-[Neto gasps]
733
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:29,365
["El Dinero No Es La Vida"
by Ximena Sariñana & Rubén Blades playing]
734
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:54,718
[song ends]