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‎（瑞戈男性寫真年曆）

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‎不曉得今年該怎麼辦才好

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‎明星模特兒沒了

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‎早安，哥們

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‎拿那出來幹嘛？

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‎這是在這裡工作最棒的一件事

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‎每年的這一週，瑞戈活動企劃

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‎都會發行男性寫真年曆
‎這是當地最熱銷的出版品

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‎有機會在社區女性的心中建立地位

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‎非常聰明

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‎也讓她們能看到
‎夢幻鄰居穿內褲的樣子

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‎問題來了

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‎每年瑞戈活動企劃
‎都會找一名符合資格

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‎能登上封面的社區先生

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‎所以問題是什麼？

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‎過去七年的封面人物
‎都是我的哥們，簡納洛

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‎社區的女性都愛他

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‎喜歡看他裸體

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‎尼托，年曆的銷量對公司至關重大

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‎少了這筆收入就很難說了

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‎好，那就由我上陣吧

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‎-我不會多收你一毛錢
‎-什麼？

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‎你只要開口說我是下一屆的社區先生

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‎我就脫衣上陣

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‎你確實是受女性青睞的業務員

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‎瑞戈貝多

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‎你好嗎，托瑪士？

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‎我過來緬懷我們敬愛的
‎社區先生的事蹟，願他安息

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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎我知道我應該取代簡納洛
‎成為下一任的社區先生

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‎不用麻煩了

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‎新的社區先生誕生了，托瑪士

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‎賀曼？

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‎不是賀曼，是我！

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‎什麼？這絕對不可能！

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‎我等著接任這個位置已經好幾年了

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‎-木已成舟
‎-這就是我們需要的

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‎賀曼，舉辦公開徵選並召集評審團

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‎今年，我們要像往常選出社區先生

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‎以選美比賽的方式進行

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‎-很好
‎-謝謝大家

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‎別說了，哥們，就這樣決定了

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‎瑞戈活動企劃，瑞戈說了算

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‎算你衰啦，小尼

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‎你完蛋了

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‎知道為什麼嗎？

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‎我跟獨一無二的社區先生
‎受相同的教育

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‎我在大學時擔任專業模特兒
‎還曾經是學校手冊裡的主角

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‎你這樣的門外漢不是我的對手

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‎“學校手冊”？好

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‎別吵了，各位，省點力氣

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‎我才不要跟社區先生選拔扯上邊
‎這活動既過時又貶抑女性

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‎-我考慮報名
‎-什麼？這我可不同意

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‎我想訂高級生蠔餐廳
‎但我現在很窮，付不起

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‎妳知道鮪魚捲要250披索嗎？

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‎鵝肝醬何時變得這麼貴？

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‎-通膨好討厭
‎-不是這樣的

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‎我覺得那些地方都是在敲人竹槓

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‎我想在特別的地方
‎慶祝我們交往一個月

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‎說到特別…

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‎“瘋狂玉米片”

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‎那是什麼？

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‎你好，麻煩給我兩份特餐全加

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‎一份給你

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‎直接這樣吃嗎？

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‎-第二份
‎-謝謝

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‎真要命，好好吃

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‎-你沒吃過嗎？
‎-沒有，IG上面沒有…

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‎訂位網頁也沒有，連食評網都沒有

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‎上次你擺出這表情
‎結果引發當地工人抗議

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‎我得走了，我愛妳，妳付錢好嗎？

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‎你真的要把我丟在這？

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‎迪耶戈

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‎各位朋友
‎克里斯和克麗斯目前在滑板公園

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‎-嗨
‎-希望大家都好

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‎在我們身旁的是哈維及貝多

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‎-嘿，貝爾茲先生
‎-過得好嗎？

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‎貝琳達的人生中
‎只能有一個諾達爾，克麗斯塔

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‎別緊張，帕布羅
‎你這想法超級有害又不帥

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‎我們假裝交往能增加追蹤者

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‎我們確實也在假交往，帕布羅

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‎冷靜點

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‎克里斯提安諾只是合作對象

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‎是我不認同的合作對象
‎妳這樣會讓我很丟臉

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‎我最後會孤伶伶的，沒有追蹤者

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‎不行，大家都愛看三角戀

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‎像八點檔那樣嗎？所以我是黑臉？

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‎八卦對大家都有好處

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‎我們都會得到…追蹤者

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‎再說，克里斯提安諾的顏質
‎能給我們帶來好處

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‎因為他報名參加社區先生選拔

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‎誰都能報名

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‎顯然不是，阿帕

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‎好可愛

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‎親愛的家人，不好意思打擾大家

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‎你們都知道本週是
‎瑞戈活動企劃的男性寫真年曆週吧？

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‎爸爸一直是封面人物

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‎-一次比一次貶抑女性
‎-聽著

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‎別難過，我的家人
‎你們知道原因嗎？

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‎因為我本人，托瑪士“猛虎”洛培茲
‎要傳承姊夫的名聲

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‎我要成為下一任社區先生
‎你們覺得怎麼樣？

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‎我說真的

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‎別拿這種事開玩笑，兒子

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‎簡納洛是真的長得帥

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‎弟弟，我欣賞你的用心

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‎但我們都知道
‎真正的社區先生只有一位

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‎就是我的姊夫，簡納洛

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‎我知道，汀娜，但妳聽著

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‎我不是要取代他的地位
‎如果我不參賽

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‎他們就要把這個封號
‎交給金髮哥艾思賓諾薩

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‎-這我可不准
‎-不行

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‎不然交給我
‎我報名參加社區先生選拔了

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‎別鬧了

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‎不行，阿帕
‎那個半熟不生的艾思賓諾薩

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‎休想得到簡納洛的封號
‎這頭銜必須留在這個家裡

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‎-更棒的是，我會幫你贏
‎-謝謝妳，汀娜

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‎-那我呢？
‎-盡力就好，孩子

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‎順從你的心

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‎但唯一能打敗恩尼斯托的就是你舅舅

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‎-過獎了，汀娜
‎-這個給我，沒人要吃玉米餅？

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‎又是墨西哥薄餅？

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‎這次沒燒焦

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‎爸，你吃過瘋狂玉米片嗎？

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‎-瘋狂什麼？
‎-小迪

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‎街頭小吃會讓你染上沙門氏菌

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‎妳說的沒錯

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‎-妳不吃嗎，女兒？
‎-我不能吃

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‎我要減肥，才能跟克里斯提安諾外拍

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‎女兒，男生有件事妳要知道

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‎他或許很帥，但他還是個窮酸鬼

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‎看安卓恩烏里韋就知道

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‎大家聽好了

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‎我很驕傲向大家宣布
‎各位眼前的就是下一任社區先生

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‎什麼先生？

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‎爸，別白費力氣了
‎克里斯提安諾會贏啦

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‎泰莉禁止我參加這種貶抑女性的比賽

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‎老公，你的身材不適合上年曆
‎你渾身肥油

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‎我才沒有

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‎而且是瑞戈要我報名的
‎我恭敬不如從命

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‎若我贏不了，托瑪士就會勝出

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‎好噁

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‎到時候四處都有他的內褲寫真照

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‎好，先等一下

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‎艾氏家族是社區最俊美的一家人

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‎這件事不容改變

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‎看看這東西

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‎品味有夠差

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‎如果你贏了，好歹能給社區一點層次

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‎所以你就別再吃墨西哥薄餅了

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‎你要成為社區先生

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‎（托瑪士“猛虎”洛培茲）

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‎-私人秀
‎-妳好，露露

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‎-真的假的？
‎-那當然

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‎-嗨，姊妹們
‎-嗨

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‎慢慢來

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‎我這裡的票夠給各位女士

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‎方便跟我說一下你在幹嘛嗎？

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‎宣傳、閒晃

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‎托瑪士，可以幫我簽名嗎？

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‎沒問題，小露，還送妳好多的愛

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‎我要簽什麼呢？
‎“社區先生”還是“猛虎”？

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‎別鬧了

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‎你應該去我的店裡走走

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‎我有肉多鮮美的酪梨

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‎我會找一天過去

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‎再見

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‎小露，我的酪梨呢？

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‎我先走了，恩尼斯托

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‎規則你很清楚，小尼

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‎穿得少的人就贏了

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‎我會證明給你看
‎男人的美不在於體格

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‎快來拿我的帥照

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‎有誰想要？

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‎妳們都很捧場，我來轉一圈

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‎墨西哥小吃應用程式
‎將墨西哥小吃帶到新高點

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‎妳去過的地方都可以用
‎一到十個橢圓玉米餅來評分

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‎內建“我生病了”的按鈕
‎直接連線到當地的腸胃科醫生

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‎吃路邊攤不會讓人生病

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‎只有身為白人的你才會拉肚子

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‎我天生有腸躁症，這不能怪我

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‎妳看，我幫應用程式寫了一段音樂

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‎佛朗明哥式拍手
‎學妳外婆做玉米薄餅的樣子

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‎我幫朵蘿瑞絲小吃店寫了介紹
‎用在測試版

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‎當然要她同意才行

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‎我不知道，孩子，我該做什麼？

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‎等著成功到來就好

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‎墨西哥小吃應用程式

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‎昆比亞舞曲主持人有了嗎？

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‎穿迷你版制服的走秀模特兒？

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‎瑞戈貝多

191
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‎你真的想讓慘無血色的恩尼斯托
‎當社區先生？

192
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‎洛氏家族會保留這個頭銜

193
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‎你的哥們簡納洛也會這麼希望的

194
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,897
‎汀娜，我已經宣佈要比賽了

195
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:27,693
‎我或許不把四旬齋放在眼裡
‎但選美很神聖

196
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‎像恩尼斯托這樣蒼白無趣的男子

197
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‎不能當聖嬰耶穌社區的門面

198
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‎他當然可以

199
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‎像恩尼斯托這樣的白人
‎能提升社區格調

200
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‎-說不定這裡還會被封為“魔幻小鎮”
‎-這裡不是鎮

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‎好嘛，那魔幻社區

202
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‎托瑪士贏的話
‎簡納洛會很開心的，瑞戈

203
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‎恩尼斯托是你最優秀的員工

204
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‎聽著，我很樂意幫忙，兩位姊妹

205
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‎但我愛莫能助

206
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‎人選應該由評審團決定

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‎賀曼、卡塔和萊可兒

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‎卡塔絕對會投給恩尼斯托

209
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‎那你的小跟班呢？

210
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‎他跟托瑪士在同一個球隊，這不公平

211
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‎好，那還有萊可兒

212
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‎她很中立

213
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‎嚴禁接近評審

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‎我完蛋了

215
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‎你讓我幫忙的話就不會

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‎我沒別的意思，但你在搞什麼？

217
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‎托瑪士的身材比我火辣

218
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‎他渾身散發著我比不上的猛男氣息

219
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‎所以我們要給當地女性
‎每個女人都想要的東西

220
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‎成為知名的歌曲創作家？

221
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‎不是，克麗斯塔，是安全感

222
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‎誰能帶給她們最多的安全感？

223
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‎性感老爸

224
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‎不然妳以為潘尼亞尼托
‎怎麼當上總統的？

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‎好

226
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‎根據我經營IG的經驗

227
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‎你要賣弄身材才會有人捧場

228
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,459
‎我不會露出我任何一寸肌膚

229
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‎好

230
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‎（艾氏家族的恩尼斯托，社區先生）

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‎該死

232
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,848
‎他真的很猛

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‎好樣的

234
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‎他看起來很像居家好男人

235
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,937
‎但床上不盡責的那種

236
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,982
‎別鬧了，汀娜

237
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‎不對，這是教科書裡最古老的一招

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‎性感老爸

239
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‎展現安全感，讓女人愛上他

240
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,868
‎不然潘尼亞尼托怎麼會當選？

241
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,621
‎他確實來陰的

242
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‎別擔心，弟弟

243
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‎我有計畫

244
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,381
‎根本沒差啊，迪耶戈

245
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‎連羅穆爾多先生過來
‎一樣還是點了玉米餅湯

246
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‎不好意思

247
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,764
‎這是墨西哥小吃應用程式上的
‎朵蘿瑞絲小吃店嗎？

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‎對

249
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‎對，請坐

250
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‎價格是美金嗎？

251
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‎是的，孩子

252
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‎請坐

253
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‎你要點什麼？

254
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‎謝謝

255
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,742
‎所以我才不肯馬上放棄我的“下面”

256
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‎妳好

257
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,370
‎妳好嗎，萊可兒？

258
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,331
‎-妳看起來真耀眼
‎-妳好

259
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‎過獎了

260
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‎我是要請妳用神奇的雙手幫我修髮尾

261
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‎自從我在這裡做頭髮後
‎髮型越來越好看

262
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‎以前的樣子有比現在糟嗎？

263
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‎更糟，姊妹，慘多了

264
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‎坐下，交給我吧

265
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‎對了，我聽說妳會是
‎社區先生選拔的評審之一

266
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‎太好了，快告訴我內幕
‎妳會投給誰？

267
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‎妳知道我不能透露這種事

268
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,443
‎資訊要保密到家

269
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‎那好吧，妳知道托瑪士永遠供妳差遣

270
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‎妳也知道他有多愛裸著上身

271
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‎-我有個好主意
‎-什麼？

272
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‎我進了妳會喜歡的瑞典新產品

273
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:16,004
‎有點大膽，但相信我
‎妳會看起來美若天仙

274
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‎-都聽妳的，親愛的
‎-好

275
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‎拿出所有新產品
‎我們有對象可以試用了

276
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‎…相信愛，妳應該得到
‎全世界所有的快樂，知道嗎？

277
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‎-妳行的
‎-托瑪士…

278
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‎放尊重一點，沒看到我正在諮商嗎？

279
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‎你是心理醫生嗎？

280
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‎比那更好

281
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‎向您介紹“托米聽妳說”

282
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‎女性可以來這裡
‎向一位敏感的男性傾吐心聲

283
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‎對吧，女士們？

284
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‎我會聽妳訴苦並提供安全感

285
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‎放輕鬆，瑪蒂達，不會有事的

286
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‎搞什麼？那是我的策略，你這小偷

287
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‎來，瑪蒂達

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‎在最後鼓舞她們

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‎她們會得到“猛虎”洛培茲的開示

290
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,843
‎這是一整套的療程

291
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:03,886
‎對吧，瑪蒂達？

292
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,597
‎所以呢，瑪蒂達？現在心情如何？

293
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,266
‎也有電話服務喔

294
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,726
‎舅舅，這是我的電話號碼

295
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,811
‎我的儲值用完了，阿帕

296
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,688
‎再說，你比較會聽人訴苦

297
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‎-我才沒有
‎-你有

298
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,693
‎-電話來了
‎-妳好

299
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,611
‎好，沒問題

300
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,155
‎妳想預約嗎？

301
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,197
‎（美金價格）

302
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,242
‎-這價格太瘋狂了，迪耶戈
‎-對吧？

303
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:30,787
‎我就說這家店會大獲好評
‎滿分10分，這裡有9.5分呢

304
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,623
‎-朵蘿瑞絲太太
‎-我來了

305
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,833
‎菜單的價格是美金？

306
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,752
‎對，你沒看錯

307
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,254
‎而且不能賒帳，羅穆爾多

308
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,797
‎這價格是敲竹槓吧

309
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:41,715
‎敲竹槓？

310
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,259
‎你的五金行的價格也是這樣

311
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,095
‎更何況這個金髮帥哥願意付這價格

312
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,221
‎可以吧，孩子？

313
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,099
‎看到沒？

314
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,018
‎這就是有錢人排擠窮人

315
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,771
‎妳要替外婆感到開心
‎我的應用程式上第一名的就是她

316
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,440
‎你階級差異的應用程式裡
‎也只有一間餐廳

317
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,277
‎我在想什麼？

318
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,614
‎我在自欺欺人
‎克麗斯塔會選克里斯提安諾

319
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,783
‎你們不是假交往嗎？

320
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,494
‎但我是真的心痛

321
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,997
‎別緊張，如果你無法以傳統方式取勝

322
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,208
‎那我們來找出你們之間的差異

323
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:20,212
‎你在體格或魅力上無法勝過他

324
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,880
‎他又帥又迷人

325
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,550
‎那勝負關鍵就在才藝，你有才藝嗎？

326
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,263
‎我可以讓小黃瓜變不苦

327
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,392
‎我在露露太太那的電玩機台拿最高分

328
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,396
‎我會模仿體育播報員

329
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,147
‎太強大了

330
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,399
‎我的天啊

331
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,987
‎還有以前媽媽常拿出來炫耀的影片

332
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,616
‎我沒看過，我覺得太丟臉就走開了

333
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,497
‎完蛋了

334
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,916
‎我知道我們要怎麼贏

335
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,211
‎沒救了

336
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,214
‎怎麼了？

337
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,883
‎不知道，沒人想付錢

338
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,927
‎我根本還沒改價格

339
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,512
‎價格一樣

340
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,140
‎“付不起，價格跟巴黎一樣高”

341
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,017
‎“如果想讓老太婆拿槍洗劫你

342
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,853
‎那就去朵蘿瑞絲小吃店吧”

343
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,980
‎-“彭巴索三明治很好吃…”
‎-那就好

344
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,566
‎“…但我要賣掉攪拌機才買得起？”

345
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,609
‎-迪耶戈
‎-你看看

346
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,904
‎我要全社區下載你的應用程式
‎給出太貴的評價

347
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,072
‎這樣不公平

348
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,365
‎這就叫民主

349
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,993
‎承認吧，你的應用程式毒害人心

350
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,582
‎我都計畫好了，我們可以靠這個賺錢

351
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,127
‎那就快點，我解凍了十公斤的牛排

352
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:46,548
‎我們就說小吃店預約額滿，沒有空位

353
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,592
‎說謊是罪過，迪耶戈

354
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,052
‎這叫行銷

355
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,679
‎大家都喜歡搶不到的餐廳

356
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,943
‎我的老天爺啊

357
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,404
‎我們拉到萊可兒的票了，媽媽

358
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:12,115
‎從妳這樣子看來
‎我們拉到惡魔的一票了

359
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,076
‎妳全身上下

360
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,786
‎只差羊蹄就成了惡魔

361
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,955
‎媽，妳太誇張了，我洗個澡就沒了

362
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,626
‎很遺憾，又停水了

363
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,002
‎什麼？

364
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,838
‎沒有水是怎樣？

365
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,507
‎就是沒有水

366
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,551
‎天啊，沒有水是怎樣？

367
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:33,929
‎恩尼斯托

368
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:35,764
‎你有繳水費嗎？

369
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,183
‎妳出了什麼事？

370
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,269
‎為了幫你拉萊可兒的票
‎我讓她把我裝扮成流行歌手

371
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:42,896
‎你別想說話

372
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,524
‎什麼都別說，知道嗎？

373
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,117
‎妳家也停水

374
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,786
‎作弊，妳想賄賂萊可兒

375
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:01,248
‎完全沒有
‎我是想改頭換面才去找萊可兒的

376
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,292
‎所以是妳叫她
‎幫妳畫殘缺的一字眉？

377
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,169
‎我這是巴黎最流行的妝

378
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,048
‎妳跟妳的髮型只能跟上這條街的流行

379
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,967
‎-這條街？
‎-謝謝各位過來

380
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,263
‎真刺激

381
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,642
‎歡迎參與由瑞戈活動企劃
‎贊助的社區先生選拔賽

382
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,894
‎派對所需通通有

383
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,020
‎耶！

384
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,314
‎如各位所知，比賽勝出者

385
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,608
‎會成為社區先生

386
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:32,779
‎登上瑞戈男性寫真年曆的封面

387
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,159
‎跟瓦斯奎茲家打聲招呼

388
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,620
‎還有蘇亞雷蘇亞雷家

389
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:45,041
‎看得出來大家都很急著開始

390
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,251
‎耶！

391
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:51,631
‎好，那我們就從男性走伸展台開始吧

392
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,634
‎我們的第一位參賽者是克里斯提安諾

393
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,928
‎現年18歲，滑板車是他的信仰

394
00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:01,057
‎受到五萬名粉絲的青睞
‎這些人愛他並追蹤他

395
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,353
‎現在出場的這位代表社區的新一代

396
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:09,482
‎阿帕洛培茲
‎社區常勝軍，簡納洛洛培茲之子

397
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,400
‎加油，孩子

398
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,737
‎-他夢想中的約會是在沙灘散步
‎-加油，阿帕

399
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,697
‎-快看
‎-帕布羅穿著限定版西裝

400
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,699
‎他好像八點檔男星
‎卡洛斯博納維德斯

401
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,077
‎-那邊的太太別笑了
‎-怎麼了，各位女士？

402
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,579
‎為什麼要穿粉紅色的西裝？

403
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,082
‎挑戰粉紅色象徵女性的想法
‎就像一世代哈利

404
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,670
‎接著這位是社區新的當紅炸子雞
‎瑞戈活動企劃的代表人物

405
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,796
‎-太棒了
‎-恩尼斯托…

406
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,964
‎恩尼很遜

407
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:37,344
‎換尿布只要15秒，泡奶更快

408
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,638
‎他希望世界和平

409
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,890
‎實力堅強的奪冠者

410
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,850
‎等你們看到我家的猛虎再說

411
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,268
‎妳家的平凡小貓

412
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,646
‎最後一位是來自聖嬰耶穌社區的

413
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,898
‎托瑪士“猛虎”洛培茲

414
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,237
‎他是社區的紀錄保持者
‎在單一路口得到最多媚眼的人

415
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,323
‎只要看著他的眼睛超過五秒

416
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,116
‎就會瘋狂愛上他

417
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,535
‎所以我在他身邊特別小心

418
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,836
‎他依循嚴格的生活原則過活

419
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,172
‎健身、過好生活、有愛

420
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,305
‎帥哥

421
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,397
‎（朵蘿瑞絲小吃店，今日菜單）

422
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,983
‎我就說吧，我們的訂位滿到不行

423
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,734
‎那太好了

424
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,696
‎-這些人都付美金
‎-真令人興奮

425
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,990
‎多一點傳統，少一點排擠

426
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,034
‎多一點傳統，少一點排擠

427
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:46,037
‎多一點傳統，少一點排擠

428
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,498
‎天啊，店家一定在剝削當地居民

429
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,792
‎兄弟，這樣不行

430
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,712
‎你們有什麼問題？

431
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,756
‎自從妳提高價格後，物價就變高了

432
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,592
‎玉米薄餅現在一公斤50披索

433
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:03,263
‎賣瓦斯的價格翻倍
‎因為他說這地段住有錢人

434
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,806
‎我想到辦法了

435
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:09,436
‎現在是女士們最愛的泳裝比賽

436
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,856
‎代表抖音世代的克里斯提安諾

437
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,568
‎若有人對滑板車少年的身材有疑慮的

438
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,861
‎現在得到解答了

439
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,656
‎乘著青年浪潮的還有阿帕洛培茲

440
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,367
‎-大膽的運動風穿著
‎-你好帥

441
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,411
‎-加油，阿帕
‎-同一套泳裝的主人是

442
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:30,665
‎1945年第三屆社區先生得主

443
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,168
‎恩尼，又名小尼，既是哥們又是人父

444
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,004
‎他最愛的海灘飲料，白天是瑪格麗特

445
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,881
‎晚上則是激情沙灘

446
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,467
‎溺水了嗎？妳的救生員來了

447
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,302
‎他會是新一任的社區先生嗎？

448
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,179
‎-太白了
‎-這是最後位參賽者

449
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,848
‎有心臟病的人要注意了

450
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,016
‎托瑪士

451
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,644
‎他的座右銘是
‎“不分享上帝給我的禮物是一種罪過”

452
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,690
‎據說他一晚跳過50首舞曲
‎還有20遍黏巴達

453
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,901
‎看他隨著節奏搖擺

454
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,028
‎摔角手拉丁情人不是他的對手

455
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,490
‎在場的女士不會想與他共舞嗎？

456
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,575
‎看來他需要抹點油

457
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,454
‎那堆腹肌看起來好有生命力，萊可兒

458
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,755
‎（當地人、觀光客）

459
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:25,970
‎看到沒？生意上的問題
‎總能以創意解決

460
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,263
‎很難說，孩子

461
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:30,392
‎這裡有些事好像在冒犯上帝

462
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,768
‎-沒事的
‎-你真行

463
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,855
‎先排擠窮人，接著實行種族隔離
‎跟真正的企業大老闆一樣

464
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,232
‎過獎了

465
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,737
‎怎麼了？價格沒有變啊

466
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:47,575
‎味道變了，抱歉，老闆娘
‎但妳的品質走下坡

467
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,078
‎再說，店裡都是外國人

468
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,621
‎-我們走吧
‎-不要

469
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,705
‎先坐著嘛

470
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,207
‎你們為什麼要走？

471
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,917
‎這裡都是外國人

472
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,877
‎先坐下吧

473
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:58,837
‎坐嘛

474
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,923
‎自從我們國際化之後

475
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,551
‎我去市場都會被哄抬價格

476
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,511
‎只能去超市買東西

477
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,514
‎一切都變了，迪耶戈

478
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:17,397
‎經過分析，儒家思想令人困惑

479
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:21,359
‎讓我們一頭霧水

480
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,446
‎大家好好想一想

481
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:30,618
‎看吧？他說什麼廢話，大家都會拍手

482
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:35,331
‎-妳確定妳的講稿沒問題？
‎-照著講吧，上去吧

483
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:44,716
‎我們必須一次次評估性別問題

484
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:49,637
‎小心隨之而來的言外之意

485
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,723
‎及其責任

486
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,309
‎說到男子氣概這東西

487
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:59,481
‎彷彿有特定形象，但其實大可不必

488
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,528
‎天啊，講得真棒

489
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,076
‎-恩尼斯托
‎-老婆

490
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,995
‎你在做什麼？你要輸了

491
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,581
‎性感老爸這招對萊可兒沒用

492
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,834
‎托瑪士一抓到機會
‎就對著萊可兒扭腰擺臀

493
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,920
‎我不想用這種手段比賽

494
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:25,840
‎丟你的衣服給她
‎對她眨眼，還是吼叫之類的

495
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,885
‎我們等待已久的時刻到了

496
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:33,139
‎才藝表演

497
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,558
‎你可以的，托米

498
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,145
‎晚安

499
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,024
‎在這時代，宇宙沒有規則

500
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,734
‎不可能的事

501
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,028
‎都會在現實生活成真

502
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:54,619
‎掌聲歡迎無與倫比…

503
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:58,665
‎威震八方的冬天

504
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,379
‎以及我本人，他性感的助理

505
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,382
‎不公平，有才藝的是那個怪咖

506
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:10,176
‎閉嘴坐下，不然他會把妳變不見

507
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,703
‎一

508
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,621
‎二

509
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,248
‎三

510
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,836
‎好厲害，冬天

511
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,551
‎天啊，他跑到哪裡去了？

512
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,386
‎這裡

513
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,394
‎非常感謝大家

514
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:03,980
‎謝謝

515
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:05,815
‎很厲害吧？

516
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,151
‎我不需要靠變魔術來贏，托瑪士

517
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,902
‎我是詩人

518
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,195
‎等下就知道

519
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,079
‎好棒

520
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,998
‎巨人之戰

521
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,752
‎將空氣變為天然氣

522
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,672
‎一場殘酷的決鬥

523
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,799
‎讓人知道我多麼

524
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:33,801
‎接近

525
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,637
‎入口

526
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,848
‎穿得少的人就贏了

527
00:26:40,892 --> 00:26:42,060
‎真是一場夢魘

528
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:44,562
‎在我的道路上

529
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,190
‎與野獸一同奔馳

530
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,568
‎說吧，就說這是謊言

531
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,073
‎這些全部…

532
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,493
‎都是愚蠢的夢

533
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,244
‎僅此而已

534
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:03,665
‎巨大讓我懼怕

535
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:04,832
‎我不怕

536
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,460
‎抱歉

537
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,757
‎沒人聽得到我的聲音的地方

538
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,844
‎停止欺騙

539
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,889
‎別想隱藏

540
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:29,899
‎他的金髮是染的嗎？

541
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,404
‎珍妮特，托瑪士不見了
‎恩尼斯托也是，至少他的內褲是

542
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:37,031
‎這個現代男性的策略行不通

543
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,200
‎別緊張，帕布羅，照計畫行事

544
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,494
‎不行，我要表演我的壞痞兔饒舌

545
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,246
‎-不行
‎-就這樣

546
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:45,748
‎不會吧

547
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:47,875
‎不要

548
00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,763
‎完了，我沒辦法表演壞痞兔
‎這下我只能退賽了

549
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:05,351
‎帕布羅，聽我說
‎你要表演那支影片的舞

550
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,437
‎-好
‎-快去換衣服

551
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:09,731
‎朵蘿瑞絲太太

552
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:12,859
‎在聖嬰耶穌社區
‎人人都需要妳的美食

553
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,402
‎這是住在這裡最棒的一件事

554
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,572
‎自從我開創應用程式，小吃店就變了

555
00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:21,617
‎我讓這家店陷入險境
‎要是妳關門不做，我不會原諒我自己

556
00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:25,830
‎我們希望妳的生意
‎像以前一樣好，然後繼續開下去

557
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:29,125
‎雖然很痛苦
‎但墨西哥小吃應用程式必須結束

558
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,668
‎對，一定要

559
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,004
‎我很想念以優惠的價格

560
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:34,672
‎烹飪傳統好料理

561
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:38,426
‎我喜歡在地人享受我的料理

562
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:44,557
‎福亨秀，明天恢復一般的菜單

563
00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:51,230
‎你有社交意識時讓我好興奮

564
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:52,940
‎真的嗎？

565
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,126
‎太好了！

566
00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:44,534
‎太棒了！

567
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,329
‎-做得好，阿帕
‎-太棒了！

568
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,207
‎那是我外甥

569
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,176
‎我覺得你贏了，帕布羅

570
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,346
‎哪有？影片落入壞人手中就會變迷因

571
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,850
‎現在要宣布獲勝者

572
00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,272
‎快點！

573
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,898
‎加油，托米

574
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,150
‎獲勝的是…

575
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,152
‎帕布羅洛培茲

576
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,116
‎我贏了？

577
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:34,750
‎幹得好，阿帕

578
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:35,918
‎（社區先生）

579
00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:40,381
‎謝謝

580
00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:44,760
‎帕布羅，你不只昂首闊步地走上舞台

581
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,096
‎你還讓我們思考

582
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,390
‎也感受到真正的美

583
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,852
‎大家聽著，我們要找的社區先生

584
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,647
‎不是會貶低女性的那種人
‎對吧，各位女士？

585
00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,274
‎對，說得好

586
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,277
‎是不怕展現出脆弱…

587
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,238
‎-我是
‎-…女性化的一面，所以呢

588
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,575
‎今晚，社區居民選擇你

589
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:11,787
‎因為我們看膩肌肉男了

590
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:12,914
‎對，在說你啦

591
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:17,501
‎再說，我們全都知道
‎托米的電話治療是你接的

592
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,170
‎對

593
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,631
‎-別這樣
‎-沒錯

594
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:22,757
‎好吧

595
00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:25,509
‎阿帕

596
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:30,848
‎很抱歉沒支持你
‎也不看好你會是社區先生

597
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,808
‎那我不是巧克力做的了？

598
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:35,144
‎對，是有調味的巧克力醬

599
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,397
‎這都得感謝珍妮特
‎她才是真正的社區先生

600
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:41,734
‎冬天，幫我們拍照

601
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,490
‎妳說得對，琪維絲

602
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,868
‎我還沒準備好參加選美比賽

603
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:54,330
‎我露鳥肯定嚇到大家了

604
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,416
‎那段脫衣舞

605
00:31:58,501 --> 00:31:59,585
‎讓人意想不到

606
00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:01,462
‎非常低俗

607
00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:02,797
‎有夠大膽

608
00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:04,924
‎讓我慾火焚身

609
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,510
‎我們來玩性感老爸和他的俗氣馬子

610
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,261
‎-好
‎-穿上你的毛衣

611
00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:11,722
‎-媽媽包呢？
‎-在外面

612
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:18,896
‎你準備好了嗎？

613
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:50,673
‎字幕翻譯：林佩孜