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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎早安

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‎傳球

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‎得分！

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‎早安

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‎我還以為你連英文都忘了

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‎老婆，妳不必這麼麻煩啦

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‎-你猜今天是什麼日子？
‎-換我繳會錢

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‎你有跟會？

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‎瑞戈拉我進去的

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‎叫他拿錢給你
‎因為今天是…我們結婚週年

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‎結婚週年快樂，琪維絲

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‎我們要在城裡最高級的餐廳慶祝

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‎今天是星期六
‎你知道這是什麼意思吧？

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‎-歡樂時光
‎-大家都會在場

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‎-這樣很好嗎？
‎-那當然，恩尼

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‎這是我們展現自己還在富豪圈的機會

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‎你也知道規矩，不曝光就等於不存在

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‎-記得亞寇司塔一家人嗎？
‎-他們是誰？

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‎沒錯，他們不存在

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‎-你慢慢吃
‎-謝謝妳，老婆

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‎（瑞戈活動企劃）

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‎不知道，說真的，我偶爾會覺得

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‎那些地方媽媽雇用我參加的是
‎結合兒童和告別單身的怪異派對

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‎你怎麼會這麼想？
‎別亂動，我的手會滑

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‎我可以告解嗎？

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‎我忘了今天是我的結婚紀念日

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‎但我老婆沒生氣

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‎小心處理這種問題，哥們

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‎女人就像國稅局，原本一切風平浪靜

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‎就在你最沒防備時，他們就會來查稅

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‎沒錯，她想去城裡最高級的餐廳

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‎我只能乖乖配合
‎我看過了，還沒輪到我領會錢

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‎我考慮拿東西去典當
‎但我已經一無所有

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‎如果你很窮，那就接受吧
‎但是人要往好處想，哥們

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‎我願意不惜一切
‎送汀娜一個美妙的夜晚

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‎就像我的偶像羅貝托卡洛斯
‎我要讓她知道

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‎我也可以是傳統情人

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‎你當然可以做到，這件事不難，哥們

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‎你只要鼓起勇氣就行了

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‎堅守立場地說：“嗨，汀娜，是我”

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‎“要吃晚餐嗎？”這樣就好

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‎我常這麼誇你，你是專家，哥們

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‎豁出去了

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‎（社區先生）

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‎隨便妳挑，外甥女

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‎舅舅請客

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‎怎麼樣，露露？妳好嗎？沒事吧？

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‎不太好

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‎-記到我的帳上
‎-我不能再讓你賒帳了

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‎別這樣，露露，妳在說笑吧？

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‎露露喜歡玩欲擒故縱

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‎光是這週，你就欠了300披索

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‎可是今天才星期二

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‎別這樣…

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‎露露

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‎-露露
‎-免談

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‎小黃瓜怎麼賣，艾薇拉？

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‎-三根18披索，妳要幾根？
‎-三根比較綠的，這樣才…

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‎送一朵花給另外一朵花

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‎真會說話，哥們

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‎跟我吃晚餐，我可以說更多給妳聽

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‎瑞戈，你要買櫛瓜花還是只想搞笑？

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‎先別急，艾薇拉

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‎你知道嗎，哥們？

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‎沒辦法，我剛開始減肥

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‎妳不用減肥

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‎再說，妳才剛開始，不如明天再開始

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‎做大家減肥前都會做的事

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‎-什麼事？
‎-大吃一頓

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‎妳想一下，再告訴我

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‎好

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‎生米煮成熟飯了，汀娜

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‎-煮什麼煮，快幫我裝小黃瓜
‎-好了

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‎我第一次碰到這種事，不曉得怎麼了

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‎靠外表得到好處不是不對嗎？

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‎不是，這超越外表

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‎其實…

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‎應該說是我的魔力

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‎不是很多男人能拿這來說嘴

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‎好比說拳擊手卡內洛、安卓恩烏里韋

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‎路易斯米，即使他胖胖的

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‎拿奧雷力歐來說吧
‎我每次跟他打招呼，他都很興奮

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‎屢試不爽，妳看看

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‎奧雷力歐

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‎怎麼樣？別鬧了喔

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‎一天碰壁兩次？

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‎-我失去魔力了
‎-少廢話了，走吧

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‎奧雷力歐，不可能

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‎我要跟克里斯提安諾約會
‎天啊，我們是克里斯和克麗斯

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‎我看你不是很興奮，帕布羅

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‎而且你一定要跟我去

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‎絕對不可能

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‎如果克里斯和克麗斯約會的事傳出去

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‎社群媒體粉絲就會知道我們在假交往

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‎我們想成為網紅的夢想就會破滅

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‎外頭有很多的狗仔

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‎-這邊嗎？
‎-你不懂啦

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‎萬一傳出去貝琳達和諾達爾的事
‎只是經紀人在炒新聞

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‎-一定會變醜聞
‎-好吧

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‎我是為了社群媒體的粉絲好

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‎太好了！

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‎-妳們覺得怎麼樣？
‎-是約會又不是結婚

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‎妳自己也說我媽不在意瑞戈

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‎好

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‎妳呢，媽？妳沒有意見嗎？

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‎瑞戈結婚了

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‎那又怎樣？
‎查雅幾年前就離開他了，那不算吧？

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‎妳沒有要聽話，幹嘛還問我？

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‎我當然要聽，但泰莉說得對

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‎這只是約會，我又不會嫁給他

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‎-沒錯
‎-那就隨便妳吧

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‎-我要答應他
‎-好

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‎-妳要一五一十報告過程
‎-免了，不用跟我說

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‎對，一五一十
‎他的內褲顏色、誰先脫光光

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‎-你好，是社區先生耶
‎-嗨

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‎對，是他

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‎舅舅，我很需要你的建議

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‎我沒辦法給你建議

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‎我失去魔力，你是社區一哥

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‎我不知道該如何跟你共存

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‎嗨，帕布羅

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‎我現在成了社區一哥？

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‎我還能說什麼？

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‎我要當克麗斯塔
‎和克里斯提安諾之間的電燈泡

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‎但社群媒體粉絲一定會覺得
‎是我們在約會，而他是電燈泡

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‎克里斯提安諾是電燈泡？

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‎-對
‎-你沒見過克里斯提安諾嗎？

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‎我該怎麼辦？

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‎我知道

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‎你其實可以帶其他的馬子赴約
‎這樣就沒有電燈泡了

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‎-其他的馬子？
‎-對

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‎我知道了，你是說女生

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‎對

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‎-謝謝舅舅
‎-不客氣

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‎我要吹出凌亂豐盈
‎捲翹的樣子，妳懂嗎？

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‎懂，那…妳要出席什麼場合？

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‎今天是我跟恩尼的結婚紀念日

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‎我們要去城裡最棒的餐廳
‎星期六，大家都會在那裡

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‎大家是誰？

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‎妳不認識的每個人

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‎我是說重要人物
‎但顯然沒有妳這麼重要

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‎早安，安妮塔

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‎-今天過得好嗎？杜爾西呢？早安
‎-妳好

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‎-早安，汀娜
‎-早安

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‎冬天，幫我接待汀娜

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‎我很忙，萊可兒

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‎我生你時，分娩了15個小時也很忙

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‎15個小時，快點過來，動作快

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‎你好，冬天
‎我想弄好妝髮，但不要太豔麗

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‎優雅又自然就行了

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‎天啊

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‎去哪需要既優雅又自然呢？

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‎我要跟魅力熟男去秘密約會

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‎肯定會去很貴的地方

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‎吃塔可不用盛裝打扮

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‎琪維絲，我沒看到妳
‎誰問妳意見了？

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‎如我所說的，萊可兒

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‎我要去很貴的餐廳用餐

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‎別鬧了

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‎妳連小吃店的什錦炸餅都付不起了
‎更何況餐廳

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‎我親愛的媽媽讓妳們賒帳
‎除非妳存夠錢了

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‎現在妳兒子老是賴在我家
‎跟泰莉吃飯，妳肯定省下不少

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‎還真的經常這樣

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‎-我8點去接妳
‎-8點整

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‎-不是8點10分
‎-好，寶貝，我7點55分到

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‎迪耶戈

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‎迪耶戈，先別走，我需要你的幫忙

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‎我失去魔力，現在只有你能幫我

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‎你看，你追到我很難搞…

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‎我是說很難征服的外甥女

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‎拜託給我一些建議吧，我走投無路了

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‎我的秘訣是…

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‎順從

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‎你亂說，迪耶戈艾思賓諾薩
‎我們的感情是靠溝通

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‎對不起，親愛的，妳說的沒錯

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‎太好了，我現在懂了

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‎關鍵是當個廢物，供對方使喚

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‎你們要跟我去一個
‎連廢物都能泡到馬子的地方嗎？

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‎今天是艾爾貝索酒吧的單身之夜

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‎又叫做絕望女士之夜

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‎這就是在歧視女性，舅舅

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‎不只是女性會絕望，男性也會

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‎不是，別這樣
‎快幫幫我，跟我一起去

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‎我無法承受再次被拒絕

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‎妳好，布列塔妮，我來提供妳

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‎與社區先生共進高級晚餐的機會

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‎這樣大家就會羨慕妳
‎妳也可以臣服於想擁有我的誘惑

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‎嗨，布列塔妮，我來提供妳

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‎單獨與社區先生和克里斯提安諾
‎共進高級晚餐的機會

191
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,895
‎-跟克里斯提安諾嗎？
‎-對

192
00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,857
‎兄弟，太感謝你了

193
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,652
‎你真酷

194
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,072
‎她跟我稱兄道弟？

195
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,374
‎妳在這裡做什麼？

196
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,713
‎好噁心，這件有黃漬

197
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,884
‎原來偷托瑪士內褲的變態就是妳

198
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,597
‎妳也偷了我家珍妮的衣服嗎？

199
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,140
‎我發誓我會還回去

200
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,768
‎除非妳先說妳在打什麼主意？

201
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:46,897
‎我要跟克里斯提安諾約會
‎我想要看起來平民化一點

202
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,025
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為我覺得他喜歡平民化的女生

203
00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:54,988
‎原來妳想改頭換面來取悅他？

204
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,323
‎-沒錯
‎-這樣啊

205
00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:00,119
‎這行為聽起來很健康，真的很成熟

206
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,954
‎但這取決於妳

207
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:05,290
‎我知道，女生就是要盡本份

208
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,803
‎我的天啊，自命不凡的人才會來這吧

209
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‎對

210
00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:24,893
‎不如我們去吃燉豬肉吧？
‎附近一定有東西吃

211
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,646
‎不行，汀娜，我想讓妳留下好印象

212
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,607
‎我等這一天很久了

213
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,695
‎-我們高中畢業是什麼時候？
‎-很久以前了

214
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:40,659
‎對吧？所以我決定放手一搏
‎帶妳來高級餐廳吃飯

215
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,745
‎這裡連菜單都是法文的

216
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,121
‎而且沒有價格

217
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,165
‎那就沒問題了

218
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:47,875
‎不好意思

219
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,543
‎這裡的女人什麼都能接受

220
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,755
‎我覺得這桌的風水不太好

221
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,841
‎我們就在走道上，想也知道

222
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,844
‎我們會被安排在這裡
‎是因為我失去魔力了

223
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,680
‎以前的托瑪士絕對不會碰到這種事

224
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,601
‎我去要求換桌
‎這樣大家才能欣賞我的好身材

225
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,604
‎不行，托瑪士
‎順從的人絕對不會要求換桌

226
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,897
‎為什麼？

227
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,232
‎我不喜歡你這副社區一哥的態度

228
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,486
‎但如果換桌會讓你心情好，那就去吧

229
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,654
‎這裡讓人很不舒服，對吧？

230
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,283
‎對，非常不舒服，我的背好痛

231
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,204
‎你說得對，迪耶戈
‎今晚，我要學你沒有主見

232
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,581
‎迪耶戈不是沒有主見，告訴他

233
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,917
‎我不是沒有主見，像這樣嗎？

234
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,503
‎不如這樣吧，我們等下見

235
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,174
‎那個…你要喝啤酒嗎？

236
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,258
‎好啊

237
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,387
‎-我想了一下，鳳梨可樂達好了
‎-太好了，我喜歡

238
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,098
‎迪耶戈，我騙你的
‎我討厭鳳梨可樂達

239
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:49,478
‎我想知道你會不會聽我的話
‎你為什麼老是同意我說的？

240
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,356
‎-因為我不照做，妳會生氣
‎-當然不會

241
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,985
‎我喜歡你有主見
‎點你想要的東西，我不會生氣

242
00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,530
‎這是考驗嗎？

243
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,368
‎服務生，給我來罐香檳王

244
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,787
‎這樣吧，改成兩杯自由古巴

245
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,455
‎我沒帶太多錢

246
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:12,334
‎迪耶戈，蘭姆酒是血汗產品
‎應該禁止才對

247
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,254
‎我們不能被人看到喝什麼王的東西

248
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,632
‎會被人說炫富，我要去廁所了

249
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,051
‎我不要，迪耶戈

250
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,470
‎我點了自由古巴

251
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,723
‎放輕鬆，老婆，妳很漂亮了

252
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,684
‎-麻煩你扣上鈕扣
‎-好

253
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,394
‎-站挺
‎-好

254
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,230
‎李慕斯夫妻在那邊，快打招呼

255
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,439
‎你們好

256
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,235
‎他們沒看到我們

257
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,195
‎有訂位嗎？

258
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,739
‎沒有，我是恩尼斯托艾思賓諾薩

259
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,910
‎原來是艾思賓諾薩先生
‎沒有訂位不能進去喔

260
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,662
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼…？

261
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,040
‎哥梅茲德里歐先生，請進
‎您的光臨是我們的榮幸

262
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:54,626
‎-他有訂位嗎？
‎-他不需要

263
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,383
‎乾杯

264
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,349
‎幹嘛？

265
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,936
‎我不許別人拿我們當笑柄，知道嗎？

266
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,897
‎-可是…
‎-你們要去哪？

267
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,815
‎有人在等我們

268
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:17,858
‎哪位？

269
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,027
‎他們

270
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,196
‎你們跟瑞戈先生是一起的？早點說嘛

271
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,451
‎-對吧？
‎-我以前的身材很苗條

272
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,744
‎-你們來了
‎-嗨

273
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,372
‎真高興見到你們，是不是好巧啊？

274
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,751
‎我沒想過會在這裡遇到你們

275
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,045
‎-我們也沒想過，快走吧
‎-汀娜

276
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,255
‎沒關係，坐得下兩個人

277
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,966
‎就能坐四個人，對吧，哥們？

278
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,509
‎-那當然
‎-嗨，琪維絲

279
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,677
‎-妳看
‎-瑞戈

280
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,180
‎-謝謝你
‎-拿椅子過來

281
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:52,517
‎太好了，好開心看到你們

282
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,937
‎拿來，金髮男

283
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,362
‎沒有比薯片搭啤酒更好的組合了吧

284
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,696
‎對吧，阿帕？

285
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,205
‎（保持冷靜，繼續玩）

286
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,474
‎你們好嗎？

287
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,728
‎那是珍妮的衣服嗎？

288
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,364
‎恩尼，你記得我們上次去巴黎玩嗎？

289
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,575
‎我的天啊

290
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,621
‎我要“發”式濃湯

291
00:15:55,539 --> 00:16:00,252
‎兄弟，這位女士要點“法”式濃湯

292
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,379
‎哥們？

293
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,631
‎我會說一點點的法文

294
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,427
‎我下載了一個應用程式，超棒的

295
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,846
‎我等下傳給妳，讓妳練發音

296
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,055
‎你瞧瞧

297
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:15,809
‎服務生，再拿點美味的熱玉米餅過來

298
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,894
‎-麻煩你
‎-服務生

299
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,230
‎麻煩給我仙人掌湯

300
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,232
‎小號的就好

301
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,192
‎小碗的就好

302
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,360
‎小小的

303
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,908
‎-小小的…
‎-小小的…我聽得懂

304
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,243
‎再給我一杯啤酒

305
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,043
‎你有什麼毛病？你喝了我的絲絨調酒

306
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,421
‎對不起，很抱歉

307
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,673
‎放輕鬆，不要覺得尷尬

308
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:50,093
‎不是啦，我其實很害羞

309
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,889
‎老實說，我想跟妳聊天
‎但我覺得太尷尬了

310
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:57,934
‎-對
‎-我們這不就在聊天了

311
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:03,565
‎我叫康蘇薇蘿
‎但是…大家都叫我薇蘿

312
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,775
‎薇蘿

313
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:05,859
‎你呢？

314
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,738
‎托瑪士，但是妳要怎麼叫我都行

315
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,283
‎那你來這裡做什麼，托瑪士？

316
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,411
‎來這裡…我來找能跟我一起回家

317
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,997
‎會罵我很調皮的人

318
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,375
‎-對
‎-真是調皮的孩子

319
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,460
‎對

320
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545
‎你要乖乖聽話嗎？

321
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,422
‎要，主人

322
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,674
‎要

323
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,593
‎她要來了

324
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:35,555
‎天啊

325
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:39,351
‎好神奇，怎麼把熊放進氣球裡的？

326
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,647
‎汀娜，這是我的一點心意
‎感謝妳接受我的邀約

327
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,066
‎瑞戈，你好貼心

328
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,192
‎來敬一杯

329
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,529
‎敬老朋友和新朋友

330
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,739
‎畢竟到頭來，人生的重點就是

331
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,700
‎放下過去，嘗試新東西

332
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,577
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

333
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,870
‎乾杯

334
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,373
‎他們是你的小小朋友？

335
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,208
‎對，沒錯

336
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,046
‎別亂跑，我去找朋友
‎等下帶你回我家

337
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,464
‎-知道嗎？
‎-好，薇蘿

338
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,092
‎好

339
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,303
‎天啊，你是對的，迪耶戈

340
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:19,432
‎我百分之百順從她
‎現在她要帶我回她家了

341
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,060
‎你真是個天才

342
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,897
‎大家注意，猛虎歸山而且火力全開

343
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:26,898
‎托瑪士？

344
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,110
‎對，那個…

345
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,320
‎你來這間妓院做什麼？

346
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:36,116
‎我陪泰莉和迪耶戈來
‎他們要物色對象啦

347
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:41,413
‎我並不意外
‎所有女人都來這裡找走投無路的男人

348
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,914
‎-沒錯
‎-好了嗎，托瑪士？

349
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,000
‎-卡塔
‎-薇蘿！

350
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,211
‎-你勾搭上我姊？
‎-什麼？

351
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,630
‎-沒有
‎-沒有

352
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,175
‎-是我勾搭他
‎-這樣啊

353
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,720
‎再說，他害羞到讓我想虐待他呢

354
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,472
‎-對吧，托瑪士？
‎-對

355
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,724
‎妳還真好騙

356
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,769
‎他假裝害羞釣妳上鉤，把妳騙上床

357
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,396
‎結果成功了

358
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,356
‎-騙子！
‎-別這樣

359
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,401
‎-我本來還想懲罰你的
‎-對

360
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,986
‎真不乖

361
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,070
‎對

362
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,829
‎別這樣，我不是不乖嗎？
‎妳們兩個都應該懲罰我

363
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:23,830
‎搞什麼

364
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:24,748
‎想想辦法

365
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,960
‎這場約會下沉的速度比鐵達尼號還快
‎連蘿絲都快死了

366
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,338
‎我還是覺得傑克可以爬上那塊木板

367
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,506
‎這我們等下再討論，先想辦法

368
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,134
‎那顆球

369
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,093
‎我想到了，等等

370
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:49,064
‎不會吧，這首歌很好聽，阿帕

371
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:53,276
‎-我們不會放過你
‎-妳要知道

372
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,362
‎這三角戀

373
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:59,282
‎-這段感情不好
‎-我們只是朋友

374
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,742
‎你少來了

375
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,328
‎我寧可孤單也不要跟你在一起

376
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,871
‎妳會後悔的

377
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,256
‎幹嘛搞自閉？來吧

378
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,267
‎什麼？搞什麼鬼？

379
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,645
‎我以為你們喜歡風流多情的人

380
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,314
‎沒有，我跟你曖昧了好幾個小時

381
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,441
‎什麼？我以為你是在跟我約會

382
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,152
‎妳搞錯了，我喜歡的是阿帕

383
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,156
‎但我很樂意跟你們所有人交往

384
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,121
‎可惜你不是我的菜，但謝謝你欣賞我

385
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,664
‎克麗斯塔

386
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,292
‎克麗斯塔

387
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,585
‎我確實喜歡…

388
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:53,962
‎多情的伴侶

389
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,178
‎-尤拉，真令人意外
‎-席爾薇雅

390
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:08,768
‎我們要讓汀娜和瑞戈知道
‎俊男美女去的餐廳長什麼樣子

391
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,395
‎拜託喔

392
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,273
‎我們全都知道你們破產了

393
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:18,695
‎不是川普那種假破產
‎你們跟洛培茲家一樣一窮二白

394
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,866
‎親愛的，這種地方不是妳能來的

395
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:27,412
‎我不明白的是
‎你們怎麼付得起餐費？

396
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,374
‎這裡不是連鎖餐廳或塔可餅店

397
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,542
‎或那種便宜的地方

398
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,127
‎-等等，你過來
‎-幹嘛？

399
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,129
‎你的耳朵裡有東西

400
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,174
‎聽著，親愛的，妳少在那邊裝高尚

401
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:43,386
‎我知道妳喜歡有色人種
‎還是我應該去問托瑪士？

402
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,931
‎要嗎？不要的話就乖一點
‎跟金髮妹道歉

403
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,559
‎不然我就把助聽器還給妳家的老頭子

404
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,854
‎然後說出實情，妳這噁心的暴發戶

405
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,483
‎對不起，席爾

406
00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,070
‎-該走了，司機在等我們
‎-晚安

407
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:03,782
‎大家都知道妳不是名門貝雷茲之後

408
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:04,991
‎只是平凡人，就是這樣

409
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,034
‎很好

410
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,375
‎-我去廁所
‎-我也要去，別偷吃我的東西

411
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,295
‎天啊，真不敢相信

412
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,421
‎太驚人了

413
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,966
‎我喜歡像妳這樣處理事情

414
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,261
‎-現在喜歡我們了？
‎-能一吐心中的想法

415
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,805
‎不用再裝模作樣了

416
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,182
‎有錢人和窮人都會裝模作樣

417
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:33,019
‎我知道，但我說她出身平凡人家時

418
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,397
‎妳有看到她震驚的表情嗎？

419
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,482
‎有，比當艾思賓諾薩家的人還慘

420
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,527
‎我開玩笑的

421
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,449
‎真是的

422
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:52,831
‎謝謝妳幫我出頭

423
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:58,002
‎我討厭以大欺小的人
‎而且妳看起來嚇壞了，金髮妹

424
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,421
‎謝謝妳

425
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:06,136
‎說老實話，瑞戈貝多是怎麼回事？

426
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,930
‎妳是說這場約會嗎？他把我當哥們

427
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:12,183
‎少來了，你們兩個之間一定有什麼

428
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:15,353
‎因為這種晚餐和禮物都不是給哥們的

429
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,481
‎其實呢，金髮妹，我不曉得該怎麼辦

430
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,734
‎有一部份的我對瑞戈有感覺

431
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:26,072
‎但我姊過世才沒多久
‎現在談感情還太早

432
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,825
‎再說，他跟我姊交往時
‎也在跟我搞曖昧

433
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,660
‎蕾歐諾不在了

434
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,457
‎妳該得到幸福，汀娜

435
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,338
‎妳確實應該得到幸福

436
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,302
‎你的魔力好像恢復了

437
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,303
‎你釣到她了

438
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,473
‎對，但現在卡塔比之前更氣我

439
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,558
‎可惡，這世界真小

440
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,059
‎還是社區真小？

441
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,771
‎不，我知道這是怎麼回事
‎卡塔是你的剋星

442
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:00,815
‎我的什麼？

443
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:04,486
‎你愛上她，所以你失去魔力

444
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,947
‎現在呢？你要怎麼辦，托米？

445
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,785
‎我要做成熟懂事的男人都會做的事

446
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:13,703
‎對

447
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,998
‎我要去看《歡樂假期第三集》
‎連續看《太空超人》

448
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,543
‎然後要做伏地挺身
‎直到猛虎洛培茲再現

449
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,631
‎在聖嬰耶穌社區需要我之前
‎都別來煩我

450
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,300
‎再見了

451
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:33,431
‎好

452
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:35,308
‎去我家吧

453
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:39,062
‎我想看波蘭影展的電影

454
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,648
‎內容是賽馬弗雷德最後一次參賽

455
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:45,026
‎我們可以煮有機燕麥，邊吃邊看

456
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:49,280
‎不要，我寧願回家看
‎《享受吧！一個人的旅行》

457
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:52,408
‎這部電影刻畫出女性
‎並描繪出愛情浪漫的樣子

458
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,661
‎但是很好看，我愛茱莉亞羅勃茲

459
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,498
‎我會配妳外婆做的玉米餡餅

460
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:08,216
‎克麗斯塔，妳還好嗎？心情如何？

461
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:12,053
‎不太好，我真的很喜歡克里斯提安諾

462
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,472
‎我甚至迎合他的喜好，改變我的裝扮

463
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,392
‎這個樣子不太適合妳

464
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:20,395
‎但珍妮的品味讓人質疑

465
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,522
‎也沒這麼糟糕

466
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,233
‎克里斯提安諾親了妳
‎妳一定覺得很有意義

467
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,901
‎但他也親了你

468
00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:30,154
‎-難不成要我先親他，他再親妳嗎？
‎-你好噁，帕布羅

469
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:33,825
‎我不跟人分享的
‎不然我怎麼會沒有妹妹？

470
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,500
‎（取消關注“多情克里斯提安諾”？）

471
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,003
‎你知道嗎？

472
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:45,920
‎（代客泊車）

473
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,339
‎真不敢相信我從來沒打包過食物

474
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:51,801
‎-你有跟服務生要玉米薄餅嗎？
‎-有，在裡面

475
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,722
‎說說妳第一次拿打包袋的心情

476
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:58,016
‎-這不是打包袋
‎-這就是

477
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:01,853
‎不是，我們只是要外帶
‎別這樣叫它，拜託

478
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,063
‎你知道嗎？

479
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,151
‎這是我第一次不介意失去一切

480
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:11,446
‎除了格調和階級這種天生的東西外

481
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:16,451
‎妳永遠不會失去這種東西
‎我完全同意妳的看法，老婆

482
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:20,038
‎這是我第一次付錢時這麼驕傲

483
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,498
‎付一半的錢啦

484
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:27,920
‎妳知道我要跳多少遍泰山舞
‎才能付得起這裡的一瓶酒嗎？

485
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,339
‎-老公
‎-不是

486
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,634
‎遠比我的小屁屁能承受的次數還多

487
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,146
‎-我愛你
‎-我也是

488
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:50,276
‎妳看

489
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,116
‎老婆，這給妳

490
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,077
‎謝謝

491
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,963
‎你不用送我回家

492
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:14,133
‎我已經不是那個15歲
‎要你護送回家的女生了

493
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,427
‎我知道，我這麼做不是為了妳

494
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,556
‎我是怕朵蘿瑞絲太太
‎妳知道她對我很嚴格

495
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:27,605
‎所以我寧可確保妳平安回到家

496
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:28,648
‎好

497
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,071
‎你知道嗎，瑞戈？

498
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:39,992
‎我起初很懷疑跟你約會到底好不好

499
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:44,205
‎現在我知道我做了正確選擇，謝謝

500
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:49,502
‎我只想請你放慢步調，行嗎？

501
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:53,923
‎聽著，汀娜，妳對我真的很重要

502
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:59,637
‎我絕不會做妳不想要
‎或讓妳不舒服的事

503
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:01,305
‎我保證

504
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,351
‎不管我明天是否會後悔

505
00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:08,563
‎雖然我這麼久以來都想親妳

506
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:13,276
‎但如果我們要有第二次初吻

507
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:19,282
‎我寧可發生在
‎我們倆都完全清醒的狀態下

508
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,494
‎因為這對我來說很重要

509
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:02,570
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