1 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:16,476 -Oh my gosh! Everyone gonna cook flautas? -This line's never-ending. 2 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,104 -Elvira! -Hey! What's up, Tina? 3 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,814 What's new? Oh hey, guess what. 4 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,275 I got you a big discount on the cream you asked for. 5 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,486 Hey! You can't cut the line. 6 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:29,197 I wasn't cutting. She was holding my spot. 7 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,407 -Of course. -Yes, yes. I said I'll hold it, Tina. 8 00:00:31,491 --> 00:00:33,826 The nerve of these people. It's stupid. 9 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:37,455 Good morning, dear people of the Saint Judas neighborhood. 10 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,333 Don't you mean the Baby Jesus neighborhood? 11 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,126 Yes, this is Baby Jesus. 12 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:45,505 From the Baby Jesus to the Saint Judas. 13 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:48,925 While I'm in office, every town is important and not one will be ignored 14 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,051 because that was a… 15 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,219 Pinky Promise! 16 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,678 Pinky! 17 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,389 Pinky Corcuera. How's your mother? 18 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:59,310 Sil, but what are you doing here among these people? 19 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,020 They're nice. So nice! 20 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:04,398 I started an NGO and set up communal tortilla shops 21 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,484 to help this charming little town. 22 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,236 So here I am, giving it my all. 23 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,780 Why don't we seize the opportunity of you having a business here 24 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,240 and launch you as a representative? 25 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:15,493 My mom will love seeing you at the parties we have at Congress. 26 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:16,911 Oh! 27 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,163 What is the mayor doing organizing parties 28 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,541 when this town doesn't even have running water? 29 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,543 -That's true. -Can you believe it? 30 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,670 -Actually, that's why I'm here. -Hush. 31 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,673 To start the campaign for a representative for the town. 32 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,675 I will work on requests with the winner. 33 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,219 Pinky promise! 34 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,389 Do it, Sil. There's a big budget. 35 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,351 Hey, gorgeous people, guess what? 36 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,062 I finally announced my candidacy to you. 37 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,106 Oh yeah? 38 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:48,401 Well, I launch myself as a candidate too. 39 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:50,820 Go, Tina! 40 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,535 So you think… 41 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,913 …a person like you can beat someone like me? 42 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,168 Well, this person standing here has a lot of guts, 43 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,713 and I won't let a former rich girl rule over my territory. 44 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:09,922 -What about that? -Mmm. 45 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:12,133 That's right! That's right, Tina! 46 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:16,387 I will win. I will win, people! 47 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,598 -She thinks… -Vote for Agustina. 48 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:22,351 I'm launching my candidacy as the local representative 49 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,061 of the Baby Jesus neighborhood. 50 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:27,148 Politics will make us rich again. Yes, sir! 51 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,025 -In like a thousand years. -Wrong. 52 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:33,070 I mean, my dad, when he lost everything, got it all back in no time. 53 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,740 All thanks to his connections in Mexican politics. 54 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,159 But Mexican politics have changed lately, my love. 55 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,787 Ernesto, please. I don't want any negative thoughts. 56 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,874 What I want is to change my energy to attract more abundance. 57 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,168 Hey! I'll sign up to be your campaign manager. 58 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,753 I've got your slogan. 59 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,048 "I'm angry about the poor." Wow. A universal phrase. 60 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:55,384 Diego, it's necessary to have people on my team 61 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:57,470 who have dealt with being poor before. 62 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,597 I no longer have hydrating masks! 63 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,683 For example. Well, you're hired! 64 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:04,894 And you can be my Community Manager. 65 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,689 -You still don't think I have potential. -No! No, no. Not at all. 66 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:12,318 The thing is… I think I need someone from here 67 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,904 who can balance my lack of brashness, you know? 68 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,992 Honey! Aw. 69 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,829 Chivis for neighborhood queen. 70 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,831 Well, I'm launching my candidacy. 71 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,668 I will not let that fake blonde woman win, 72 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,420 using people to climb her social ladder. Mm-mm! 73 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:33,965 You're doing the right thing by competing with her. 74 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,884 Now I only need a good campaign manager 75 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,970 getting those connections I don't have. 76 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,680 -Ah-ha. -It's me. Okay. 77 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:44,100 Silvia rejected me as her campaign manager because I don't represent the town. 78 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:45,059 That's classism, Tere. 79 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,812 When will you understand that reverse classism doesn't exist? 80 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:51,107 Then it's discrimination against me or something because, like, I mean, 81 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,985 I'm the best. I made Farty Rob president when he ran in high school. 82 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:54,986 Then, you're hired! 83 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,654 Auntie, my ideas are super awesome. 84 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,030 Come on, Teresita. 85 00:03:58,114 --> 00:03:59,740 People with resentment work better. 86 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,701 Now I just need to find someone to speak for me. 87 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,537 Someone wonderful and charismatic. 88 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,206 Uh, thank you, sister. I accept. 89 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:08,916 -Pablo. -Hmm? 90 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,295 Right now, you have everyone, everyone, everyone treating you like a god. 91 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,212 You're in. 92 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:17,466 Auntie, are you really going to reject Tomás and me? 93 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:20,011 Power is not for the sentimental, yeah? 94 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,972 Now I need someone who can… …bring the bucks and the cash. 95 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,808 I came to make a proposition for Rigo Events 96 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,936 to be the sponsor of my campaign to represent the Baby Jesus neighborhood. 97 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,107 Plus, aside from doing the event, we can spend more time together. 98 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,859 What do you think? 99 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,986 What's wrong? Why are you so discouraged? 100 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,697 I'm stepped on and dragged around, Tina. 101 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,990 Oh. What's up? 102 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:43,909 Long time no see, dear Tina. 103 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:45,953 Chayito, what a miracle. 104 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:48,831 I thought you decided years ago to stay in Gringoland. 105 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,376 Well, yeah, but I got that feeling… homesickness, 106 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:56,255 and, well, I came back to recover my man. 107 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:59,467 Do you understand, or shall I translate that for you? 108 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,593 -What she means-- -I got it. 109 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,137 It's all perfect, very well. 110 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,014 And you, Agustina, 111 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,559 why are you all dressed up visiting my Rigo? 112 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,353 Hmm? 113 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:12,438 -I launched my candidacy. -Mmm. 114 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:16,776 So, I put on my heels to test how uneven the pavement here is. 115 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,612 -So I can write it down for my policies. -Ah. 116 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:20,738 And I dropped by Rigo's 117 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,282 to see if he could lend me a hand with the campaign events. 118 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,951 Forget it. We're politically neutral. 119 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,037 Can you explain that, Rigo? 120 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,997 Or was I clear enough? 121 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:34,585 Uh, um, so… so Chayo came back from the States to 122 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,505 win back my love because she says I'm a catch. 123 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,925 So, we think… She thinks that it's best for our… 124 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,260 You know, our daughter, Brittany. 125 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,679 And right now, my schedule is full, and I… 126 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,433 Women rule in this neighborhood. 127 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:53,020 That's why I need to get allies who know about their bad taste, right? 128 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,856 And Tomás is really good at seducing women in the neighborhood. 129 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,192 Mom, we should get someone who speaks better. 130 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,319 Honey, we're in politics. 131 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,780 The last thing people want is to be heard. 132 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,699 I also thought of Tere. She talks pure nonsense. 133 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,868 She defends her rights. That's very different. 134 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:11,414 Though I really doubt she wants to ally with the enemy, you know? So… 135 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,085 My aunt said no, and we want in on your campaign. 136 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,795 Ah-ha! 137 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,798 This is fate in the Law of Attraction. 138 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:26,220 Welcome! Welcome! And I promise to pay you very well for your services. 139 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,305 Chivis, we don't have any money. 140 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:31,892 Remember, poor people love to get paid in promises, right? 141 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:32,893 That… 142 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:37,481 Chayo is back from the US. She wants to get her man back. 143 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,817 -Chayo is back? -Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,235 The one that half the neighborhood 145 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,237 -was head over heels for? -Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,366 The only woman Rigo could replace you with after you left to Juárez. 147 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,660 Why don't you rub it in more, Mom? 148 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,288 Besides, I don't have time to mend my broken heart 149 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,457 when I have to fight to win the election. 150 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,042 -That's true, love. -So, yeah. 151 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,170 Ugh, what a bummer. 152 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,629 Whatever. It's just a man. 153 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:03,466 -The campaign is more important. -That's my girl. 154 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,638 You can profit from your connections. 155 00:07:09,722 --> 00:07:13,476 Pinky Corcuera can hire us for many town council events. 156 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,019 I hadn't thought of that. 157 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,480 Sky's the limit, my buddy. 158 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:18,397 Hm-hmm. 159 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,733 So ask. We can go out for beers. 160 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,819 We don't "go out for beers." 161 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:27,031 You showed me the world of small businesses. 162 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:32,620 Now let me show you how we do networking at the top of big businesses. 163 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:36,040 Hey. You look like a commoner. 164 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,168 That polyester shirt will give you a rash, Diex. 165 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,878 Do you know why? You're a traitor. 166 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,880 And you? Hmm? 167 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,091 Tere and Tomás, look at you with your stiff collars. 168 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:47,801 What a couple of dummies. 169 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,095 You're not even a López, you're a Salcido, 170 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,097 so your whole campaign is fake. 171 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,351 Blondie, look. I will explain this to you because it's like you run on zero. 172 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:58,646 I'm doing this for Leonor and her family, who are also my family. 173 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,481 Even though they're a few traitors, yeah? 174 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,316 -Yes, yes. There are two. -Shh! 175 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:06,570 Besides, the sign of a good campaign is having a good cause, not a good name. 176 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,406 Oh, so what is the cause of the Lópezes? 177 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,867 Besides, I have more connections. I win. 178 00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:14,662 Well, why do you think I stole your Diex? We're even. 179 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,038 Mm-hmm, we'll see about that. 180 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:17,581 Come on, let's go. 181 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,917 Mmm! That blondie makes my blood boil. 182 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,711 If we want to win, I think we should do what the Cheeto man did. 183 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:25,172 The master of playing dirty at campaigns, Donald Trump. 184 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,801 Where what matters is not our ideas, but screwing over the others. 185 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:29,718 Is that allowed? 186 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:31,804 That's not what's important here, darling. 187 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,597 Okay, so what's your plan to screw her over? 188 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,099 Well, it's a piece of cake for me. 189 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,476 I just have to speak badly of my stepmom like in Cinderella. 190 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,646 Ah, like in Cinderella, I know it. Do you know Cinderella? 191 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,815 -You? You don't even watch cartoons. -Who? 192 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,984 What we are going to do is get Silvia closer 193 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,528 so that people can see she has lots of empathy. 194 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:51,865 Okay, but like through social media so I don't have to touch poor people. 195 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,951 Hello, charming people 196 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,579 from the Baby Jesus neighborhood. 197 00:08:56,662 --> 00:09:00,249 Um, I am Silvia Espinoza de los Monteros. 198 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,876 Um, you can call me Chivis. 199 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:07,339 And I love you all so, so, so much that I'm here to listen 200 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:10,301 to all of your little requests with all my heart. 201 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,220 Tell me, what's next for your campaign? Separating church from state? 202 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:14,179 LESS CHURCHES MORE SCHOOLS 203 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,975 You want to end Santería. 204 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:18,934 MORE MEDICINE LESS SANTERÍA 205 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:22,896 But you hit a giant plate every day to "bring the good vibes." 206 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:26,358 Look, Chivis. I never thought you would betray me like this. 207 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:27,818 MORE ACTION LESS WAXING 208 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,030 If you take away mustaches, I'll take away my vote. You'll see. 209 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,616 Ugh, I'd never say that. What did you do? 210 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,160 Uh, well, change is not easy. 211 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,120 But Tere, I think you went a little overboard. 212 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,247 -This wasn't me. -Like, it's not like that. 213 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:42,958 What's this about? I can hear it from my campaign site. 214 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:45,544 It's right here in Chivis' campaign. 215 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,047 She wants to take away our traditions and customs. 216 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,467 But at least we have some new ideas, right? 217 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,345 I mean, your group isn't even campaigning. 218 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,847 Of course we're campaigning. Want to see? 219 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,684 If you vote for Chivis, 220 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,228 you will bring the Baby Jesus of the neighborhood 221 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,355 of Baby Jesus to tears. 222 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:08,484 She's a guru from a sect of thin people who make women do vicious training. 223 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,487 And she throws away their sacred food. 224 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,072 -Come on. -This is… 225 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,616 Silvia Espinoza endorses Pagan celebrations 226 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,660 -where they slaughter turkeys. -You seeing this? 227 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:21,288 She even plays instruments to compete with the beautiful bells 228 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:22,790 of our neighborhood's church. 229 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,876 You may know her daughter, Crista, the racist. 230 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,127 Oh, they're just poor. 231 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,047 It smells kind of weird, you know? 232 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,967 And as if that wasn't enough, Silvia Espinoza went bankrupt 233 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,053 for not knowing how to manage her house. 234 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,721 Okay. 235 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,723 Think about it, if she lost her estate, 236 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,433 what will happen to our neighborhood? 237 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,976 Vote for López. 238 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:46,146 Hey! 239 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,606 Now what? 240 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,526 These videos are disgusting. 241 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,487 But effective. The neighborhood is with Agustina. Check the ratings. 242 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,198 Oh, but our rankings aren't full of lies like yours. 243 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,950 "Oh, Chivis can't do anything." Huh? 244 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,785 We're lying? Oh, but we're not. 245 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,538 -Sil, what's ten minus one? -You know I'm not good with numbers. 246 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,499 Um, um, okay, but at least our campaign is ethical. 247 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,959 Sensationalism is what you promote. 248 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,545 But we don't give out orders. That's how dictatorships start. 249 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,256 -Listen. I forbid you from saying that. -See that? See? 250 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,507 You said I'm a racist. 251 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,843 Yeah, but you don't like dark-skinned people. 252 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:19,263 Be grateful we invited you to the party or you'd be lynched. 253 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,182 You betrayed your neighborhood. You went to live on the frontier. 254 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,185 What did you think would happen? That you could just switch sides? 255 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,895 So sad they didn't give you a chance. Aw! 256 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,981 No, hang on. I'm not a sensationalist. I'm critical. 257 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,234 Authoritarian! You want everyone to think like you. 258 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,069 My campaign is ethical. We don't play dirty. 259 00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:36,488 Your house is dirty! You're playing dirty, and… 260 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,702 -Hey! -What? 261 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:45,038 What if instead of fighting like lady grocers, we do something better 262 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,499 and hold a political, democratic, and civilized debate? 263 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,835 -That's what I thought. -That's also what I was gonna say. 264 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,795 First place in speech club. You're done. 265 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,214 What does speech club have to do with debate? 266 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,758 -Hear her? -Let's go, Ma. 267 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,676 I learned how to rap in prison. 268 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,889 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the debate of the candidates 269 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,725 for representative of the Baby Jesus neighborhood! 270 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,771 Let's go! 271 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:14,318 On this side, the natural blonde, Silvia Espinoza de los Monteros. 272 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,738 And on the other side, the shorty shaped like a grape, 273 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:18,822 Agustina Salcido. 274 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,115 Let's go! 275 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,035 And the mediator for this debate, native to this neighborhood, 276 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,079 and though she succeeded in show business and political business, 277 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,415 she never denied her origins, 278 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:31,084 Mrs. Maribel Fernández! 279 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:39,426 I want to start this important debate 280 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,054 by asking my fellow ladies 281 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:46,767 which one of you two better represents the neighborhood? 282 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,018 Well, me, of course. 283 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,270 This one here doesn't even know her zip code. 284 00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:51,939 Hey! Of course, I do. 285 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,858 -It's… -You see? She doesn't know. 286 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,026 The zip code's not important 287 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,986 when you carry the neighborhood in your heart. 288 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,406 Yeah! In your heart! 289 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:06,078 Nice to hear you carry the neighborhood in your heart 290 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:10,207 because others carry it in their underwear and don't give a crap about it. 291 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:15,128 So, what actions will you take to improve the neighborhood? 292 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,172 For a start, make it exist, okay? 293 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,423 I mean, it's not on Waze. 294 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,842 Ah, that's right! 295 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:23,428 Stop blackouts, so we can spend as much time watching soccer 296 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,721 and our soap operas! 297 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,557 Yes! I need to get to watch my soap operas! 298 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,976 And I promise full pantries for everyone! 299 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,939 Home cinemas and vacuum robots! 300 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,274 Okay, but how? 301 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,859 Espinoza for robot! 302 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,819 I promise to improve the sewage system 303 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,697 so we can at least throw a bucket of water in the toilet 304 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,532 and not stink the whole house up. 305 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,579 Well, I don't promise you anything. 306 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:52,541 Because I'm done with politicians who are fake! 307 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,625 What is this? 308 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,710 -Who is she? -I don't know. 309 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,920 That's why I crossed the border, 310 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,757 and I bring you politics from the first-world! 311 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,595 Of course! Like doing international trades 312 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,556 so that we can export our pork-rind tortillas! 313 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,933 Hey, of course! 314 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:15,230 And how about some free high heels for female empowerment? 315 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:21,695 Electrocuting all those petty thieves like they do in the States! 316 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:26,408 Oh! 317 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,661 And boobies for everyone! 318 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,913 That's it! 319 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:34,875 Go, go! 320 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,628 -And you? -Hmm? 321 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,962 Didn't you go to the States 322 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,465 because neither this neighborhood nor Rigo were enough for you? 323 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:45,636 Well, if to mark my territory I have to get into politics, 324 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,804 that's what I'm doing, sweetie. 325 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:51,558 A girl has to do what a girl has to do. 326 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,646 Who is this imposter? Like… 327 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,814 What the fuck? 328 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,068 I am kicking Agustina out of this neighborhood, 329 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,361 and that blondie as well! 330 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,948 I've been checking out our books, and I can't believe this. 331 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,241 Agustina doesn't even pay you rent! 332 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,787 So right now I'm going to file a citizen's complaint. 333 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,831 But Chayo, Tina is family. 334 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:20,212 Agustina is my enemy in politics and rival in love. 335 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,298 Or did you really think I would never find out 336 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,176 that you went after her super-wide hips? 337 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,761 How did you find out? 338 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,305 It's a small town, gossip travels. 339 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,732 Hi, lovely followers. 340 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,860 We're here because we have an important announcement. 341 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,570 It's the end of us. 342 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:49,199 We have to do this because of the political climate 343 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,451 where we are at the moment. 344 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,663 As community managers of opposite campaigns, 345 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,873 we've decided to go different ways. 346 00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:00,585 I decided to become an influencer like Mariana "Glowy-Glowy" 347 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,714 because I wanted my mom to win the elections. 348 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,674 Like the governor Samy Cantú. 349 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,593 And I've decided to do propaganda like Raúl Araiza, 350 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,511 but for a good part. 351 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,222 But that doesn't mean we don't love you all anymore. 352 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,059 I'll miss you, Pablo. 353 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,061 You too, Crista. 354 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,193 What? You didn't start crying? 355 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,030 No, no, no. I'm… I'm leaving. 356 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,659 Don't scare me, Neto. 357 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,412 I’m sure this must've cost a fortune. 358 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,663 Well, yes, yes. 359 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,207 But Pinky has to feel like he is among his people. 360 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,336 I'll handle Pinky, and you are going undercover as my caddy. 361 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,755 -Caddy? -Yeah, I think-- 362 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,048 What's up, king? 363 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,424 Hello, king. 364 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,302 Let's get started. 365 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,845 What? Did you bring any booze? 366 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,972 -Check this out. -Oh! 367 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,893 Pops, you sure know what I like. 368 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,645 And I also left the tab open at hole 19 with a free bar, 369 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,231 so you don't have to worry about anything. 370 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,193 Ready to be humiliated? 371 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:19,539 Hey, buddy, shouldn't we talk about business with this bastard 372 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,084 before he takes the free bar thing too seriously? 373 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,337 But we're only at hole number one. 374 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,298 Which hole do you talk about business? 375 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,384 Well, usually at the last one. 376 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,428 I got this. 377 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,768 Our rankings have fallen. The polls favor Chayo. 378 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,269 They're traitors really. 379 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,271 They didn't forgive me for going to Juárez, 380 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,940 but they forgive her for going to the US. 381 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,109 But she made it to the other side, sweetheart. 382 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,735 Your account is full of haters, Mom. 383 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,903 Oh, I love it. 384 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,280 Like, there's no bad publicity in politics, right? 385 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,658 We have to do something, or we'll lose. 386 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,409 We're gonna lose if we don't do something. 387 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,997 Let's form a coalition. We'll be stronger together. 388 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,666 Yes, I was gonna say that. 389 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,084 I was gonna propose that. 390 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,544 Not if I was on drugs. 391 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,628 Not if I was drunk. 392 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,296 Think about it. 393 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,721 Son of a-- 394 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,224 Hey, commoner, do your job and pick that up. 395 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,062 Are you losing to this moron on purpose? 396 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,481 He's really bad. 397 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,817 Okay, I'll bring up the business now. 398 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,780 Hey, Pops! We can seize the opportunity of Sil and I 399 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,116 having a social business, right? A start-up. 400 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,826 Oh. What happened, my dude? 401 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,578 We were drinking in peace. 402 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,664 Come on. 403 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,833 Bring the stuff. 404 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,917 Hurry up, let's go. 405 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,254 No way I'm joining my rival. What am I, a traitor? 406 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,299 Forget about it. I mean, I have a personal agenda. 407 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,884 That's why I got into politics. 408 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:58,513 I need a sign from heaven. Like that time I saw Leo in the bathroom 409 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,265 and I knew I could listen to Rigo. 410 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,433 -Yeah. -Yes, but… 411 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,020 If you could just… 412 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,521 Hello. 413 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:10,358 Sil! I've seen your ranking, huh. You're way down, 414 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,152 so I called to give you some motivation. 415 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:16,698 If you win, you and I will be able to inflate the budget. 416 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:18,783 Yes. 417 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,577 Divine. 418 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,548 Dude! Did you see my shot? 419 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,675 No, no, no! Placed ball! He… he moved the ball! 420 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,302 I saw him. I saw… Don't play, dude! 421 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,845 I saw you! I saw you move the ball. 422 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,889 Hey, Ernie, settle your servant. 423 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,100 He's talking back, and he's blind too. 424 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,686 -I will kill that bastard! -No, no, no! Listen! Listen to me. 425 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,773 Look, if we start arguing, we're going to lose the business. 426 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,274 -Calm down. Calm down. -Okay. 427 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,527 -Rat bastard. -To win, you'll need a miracle shot. 428 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,948 Well, miracle shots do exist. 429 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,241 Impossible. 430 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,742 You're a loser. 431 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,286 Remember when I won the ski race in Vail? 432 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,414 Oh yeah. Why didn't you and Sil go this year? 433 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,834 Because we were celebrating our anniversary. 434 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,336 In Madrid. 435 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,921 Mmm. Madrid! 436 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,965 Sil told you we went there once, didn't she? 437 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,468 And, well, she took advantage of me being younger. 438 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,886 Yeah, she mentioned that. 439 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,847 That Sil goes crazy really easily, huh, Neto? 440 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,686 Oh, calm down, I'm messing with you. 441 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,773 Okay, that's it. Take your last swing. 442 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,358 I want to take the crown. 443 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:21,156 Whoo-hoo! 444 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,620 -Miracles exist! -Yeah! 445 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,706 Whoo! 446 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,207 -Okay. -Whoo! 447 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,085 Um, okay, well, um… 448 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,463 Since I became mayor, everyone's let me win. 449 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,090 This is the first time I've lost. 450 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:47,057 Hey, "Pops," that thing about my wife was a stupid joke, right? 451 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,768 Because if it wasn't, I'll have to beat the shit out of you. 452 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:53,021 And if he won't, I will, dickface. 453 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,279 Okay. So, I think that business we talked about… 454 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,948 …has gone to shit, right? 455 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,536 What happened, Catalina? Why are you here? 456 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:09,954 Shh! 457 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,167 I bring secret information about the campaign. Ms. Chayo's. 458 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,378 Secret? But I did an investigation. 459 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,923 Chayo wants to kick you and Mrs. Silvia out of your houses to make the case 460 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,842 that you don't even have an address in this neighborhood, then she'll win. 461 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,552 -No way. -Mmm. 462 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,637 And Rigo agreed to that? 463 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,806 Well, he didn't say yes or no. 464 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,307 Oh, shoot! 465 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,767 And I know something worse. 466 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,895 Chayo was deported for leaving birria bones in the street. 467 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,730 -And that's illegal over in the States. -Hmm. 468 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:39,609 She just came to take money from Mr. Rigo and go back with her new lover. 469 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,944 How'd you find that out? 470 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,071 Facebook. She posts about everything. 471 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,490 -How dumb. -People still use Facebook? 472 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,200 That's the sign. 473 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,912 That must be the sign! 474 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,865 That's the actual campaign? Those TikToks are just dumb. 475 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,241 It's what works best. 476 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,284 Oh, Diego. 477 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,202 Listen, Tere, it's not my fault. 478 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:34,164 So, hey, I've been thinking, since we're no longer in opposition, 479 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,666 we could reopen our dual-account, Toxicutes. 480 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,877 Mmm, I don't think that's a good idea. 481 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,714 Look, since I've been single, my personal account has gotten more fans. 482 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:43,965 Wait. No way, dude! 483 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,301 That's how you waste time during working hours? 484 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:49,053 In politics, you call that corruption. 485 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,476 No way, there are ten more! 486 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:55,560 Rigo! 487 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:57,979 Tina. 488 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,399 Tomorrow's the end of the campaign. If Chayo sees you here… 489 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,861 Well, let her think I'm bribing you like a corrupt politician. Here. 490 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,738 This is all the rent money. 491 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,490 You can keep the elastic. 492 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,116 No. Tina, wait. I didn't ask for it. 493 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,076 No, but I found out that Chayo 494 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,955 wants to kick us out to win the election, and you didn't even stand up to her, Rigo. 495 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:19,792 It's not like that, Tina. The thing is, we have a joint bank account. 496 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,922 But look, I'm already expanding my business so I can keep supporting you. 497 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,216 Oh, Rigo. 498 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,634 That's not necessary. 499 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:28,676 Don't sweat it. 500 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,930 As soon as the election is over, I'm leaving that little house you left us, 501 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,306 which, by the way, smells bad. 502 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:34,933 Tina… 503 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,020 T… 504 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,355 What do you think, buddy? 505 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,773 RIGO & NETO EVENTS 506 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:46,694 With your connections and my vision, we can take this to the next level. 507 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,574 RIGO & NETO EVENTS 508 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:53,952 Partners! 509 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:04,295 Good evening, people of the Baby Jesus neighborhood! 510 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,463 Rigo! 511 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,132 Events by Rigo and Neto 512 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:13,179 welcomes you to the end of the campaign for the candidates for the coalition. 513 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,597 López-Espinoza! 514 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,772 And for Mrs. Chayito, who just came back from the US. 515 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,735 Chayo! Chayo! Chayo! 516 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,780 And now, I hand the stage to the mayor, 517 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:34,492 who already has the results from the votes! 518 00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,078 -Take a picture with me, would you? -Sure. 519 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,499 How's my neighborhood? 520 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,334 Good! 521 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:46,754 It's time to find out who will be our new representative. 522 00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:49,632 Together, with me, we will keep all of your… 523 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,385 Pinky promise! 524 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,429 And our new leader is… 525 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,473 Oh, stop it. Come on, don't give us the suspense. Let's go! 526 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:58,725 Whoo! 527 00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,101 What? What? 528 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:02,854 It's a tie. 529 00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,272 What? 530 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,107 -Aw, come on. You heard him! -No! 531 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,317 -What? -Wait! 532 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,069 There's one more vote. 533 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:14,824 I'm sorry. With all the preparations for the party, 534 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,826 I forgot to put my vote in the ballot box. 535 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,453 We want to redo the vote! 536 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,248 Pinky Corcuera, untimely votes can't count in your government! Come on! 537 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,916 And why not? Why not? 538 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,127 -My Rigo has every right to vote. -Yeah! 539 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:34,010 Sir, if we redo the vote, we would have to reassign more of the budget, 540 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,054 and you already spent it on your Paris trip. 541 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,097 So what? 542 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:39,807 Of course we are taking this vote. 543 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,770 It's not fair for any citizen to be left out of the election process. 544 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,104 Of course! 545 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:47,565 We've already lost. I'm telling you now. 546 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,860 -Wait a second. -What is happening? 547 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,113 The vote goes to… 548 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:57,283 …the coalition, López-Espinoza! 549 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,837 López-Espinozas! 550 00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:19,013 Wait-- 551 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,850 -Attention, please! -Now what?! 552 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,728 These women can't represent our neighborhood 553 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,855 because they don't even live here. 554 00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:30,608 Very soon their victory will be taken away 555 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,027 because I have already filed a citizen's complaint. 556 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:34,404 -Huh? -What's that? 557 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:37,699 This fucking neighborhood, do I have to explain everything now? 558 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,909 Come on! 559 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,829 A complaint about someone doing wrong. 560 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,838 I saw your Facebook last night. 561 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:04,308 I should be happy, but Pablo didn't want to reactivate Toxicutes. 562 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,394 And I really miss our account. 563 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,688 I don't think what you're missing is Toxicutes. 564 00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:25,788 -Pablo? -Ah, yeah. Hold on. 565 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,626 Now I'm happy. I figured out why I was feeling down. 566 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,044 It's because of you. 567 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,928 Wh… what? We don't have to make content for the Toxicutes. 568 00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:44,390 It's that…Ew. That I, the girl, 569 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:48,811 have to say it to you first. It's not okay, but I'm doing it. 570 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:54,108 What I'm saying is I like you for real. Like, can we be Toxicutes like, for real? 571 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,777 Uh, um… 572 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:59,739 But the thing is, right now, I'm trying to maintain my personality, 573 00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:02,283 both online and in real life. 574 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:06,078 And, well, online, I'm a sexy bachelor, and in the real world too. 575 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:09,665 Um, but thank you. Good luck. 576 00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:16,714 You okay? 577 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:18,758 No. 578 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:22,345 I feel like I have a bad cold, but I can't sneeze. 579 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:25,765 Or like a stomach ache, but without throwing anything up. 580 00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:27,683 What's wrong? 581 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,644 It's called rejection. 582 00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:31,437 Welcome to the world of mortals. 583 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,606 We're a good fucking team, yeah? 584 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:35,441 "A good fucking team?" 585 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,945 Yeah, we fought and whatnot, but in the end, we won the campaign. 586 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:41,447 We won the campaign, but in the end, 587 00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:43,533 you and I kind of lost, right? 588 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:44,492 Hang on. 589 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,619 Is this you breaking up with me? 590 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,246 I didn't prepare, but… 591 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,960 Tere, it's not you, it's me. 592 00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:57,797 Well, it's both of us, but in the end, 593 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,424 it is more of you than me because you don't accept me 594 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,344 for the man that I am. So… 595 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,680 And I can't be your boyfriend. 596 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:07,515 It's over now. 597 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:18,025 Rigoberto! 598 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:22,780 I wanted to thank you for voting for us. I truly wasn't expecting it. 599 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,574 I'm done with Chayo, Agustina. 600 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,451 My vote has always been for you. 601 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:29,954 In everything. 602 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,500 Honestly, I've been wanting to give you a real kiss 603 00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:35,501 for the past few days. 604 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:37,628 Well, do it, then. 605 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,799 Whoa! 606 00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,638 Look at 'em! 607 00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:49,098 -Aw! -No! 608 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:52,018 Well, now is the perfect moment for your speech. 609 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,899 -Well, you're better with words. -Usually I am, yeah. 610 00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:01,152 Give a speech! 611 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:03,195 One second. One second. One second. 612 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,364 Um, Chivis, I forgot to tell you 613 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:08,409 that we have a clandestine investment in the Cayman Islands. 614 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,620 I just got the bank statement. 615 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:12,747 We are millionaires again! 616 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:14,874 No way! 617 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,001 Tina, I just got an offer 618 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:19,545 for your sisters super-cool house in the posh community. 619 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:23,507 -Now you're rich! -No way! 620 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:27,428 Well, no. I mean, not me, my family is because Leonor set it up for them. 621 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:29,013 -Is this real? -Yes. 622 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:32,433 -Thank God! -This means, honey, your nightmare's over. 623 00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:36,896 Because you longer have to represent this neighborhood that you hate. 624 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:39,523 Well, so it's over, then. Finally, Blondie. 625 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,527 We don't even have to work together anymore. 626 00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:45,780 Was a pleasure. 627 00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:01,170 What is this? 628 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,130 What are we gonna do?