1 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:16,142 -Oh my God, is everyone cooking flautas? -Come on, please. This line won't move. 2 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,063 -Elvira! -What's up, Tina? 3 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:23,649 Guess what? I got you a discount on that cream you ordered. 4 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:24,901 A NETFLIX SERIES 5 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,444 No cutting in line. 6 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,361 -I wasn't. -No. 7 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:31,449 -She was holding my spot for me. -Yes, I said I would. 8 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,910 The nerve of some people. Did you see that? 9 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:37,413 Good morning, people of the Saint Judas barrio! 10 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:40,291 You mean people of the Baby Jesus barrio. 11 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,668 Yes, the Baby Jesus barrio. 12 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:45,463 Baby Jesus barrio or Saint Judas barrio. 13 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:50,009 While I'm mayor, they're all important, and none will be ignored anymore. 14 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,177 Pinky promise! 15 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:55,348 Pinky! Pinky Corcuera. How's your mom doing? 16 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:58,101 Sil, what are you doing here among these plain... 17 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:00,978 yet beautiful people? 18 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,773 I started an NGO and set up community tortilla shops 19 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:06,442 to help this charming barrio. 20 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:08,194 So here I am, giving it my all. 21 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:12,198 Why not use your social venture and launch you as a representative? 22 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:15,451 My mom would love to see you at the government parties. 23 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,538 How can a town mayor organize parties 24 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:21,749 when this barrio doesn't even have running water? 25 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,501 -That's true! -Right! 26 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:28,631 Actually, that's why I came to launch the campaign for a barrio representative. 27 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,633 I will work closely with the winner. 28 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,177 Pinky promise! 29 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:36,055 Do it, Sil. There's, like, a huge budget. 30 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:40,101 Beautiful people! 31 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:43,020 I want to take this opportunity to announce my candidacy! 32 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,106 You don't say? 33 00:01:45,857 --> 00:01:48,234 Well, I too am announcing my candidacy. 34 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,695 Go, Tina! 35 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:59,787 I mean, do you really think any random person can go up against me 36 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:00,830 and win? 37 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:05,126 Well, this random person has many supporters, 38 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:08,671 and I won't allow a former rich chick to rule my territory. 39 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,881 How do you like that? 40 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,966 Right on! Well said, Tina! 41 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:16,137 We already won, barrio! 42 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,556 -We'll see. -Vote for Agustina. 43 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:22,310 I am running to be the local representative 44 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,020 of the Baby Jesus barrio. 45 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:27,106 Politics will make us rich again. Yes! 46 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:28,983 -In a thousand years. -Wrong. 47 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,068 When my dad lost everything, 48 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:35,698 he got it all back in no time thanks to his connections in Mexican politics. 49 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,117 But Mexican politics have changed, my love. 50 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:41,537 Ernesto, please. No negative thoughts. 51 00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:44,832 I want to raise my vibrations to attract abundance. 52 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:48,211 I'll be your campaign manager. I already have a slogan. 53 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,006 "I'm mad as hell at the poverty I see." A universal phrase. 54 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:57,428 Diego, I need people on my team who have experienced hardship firsthand. 55 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,555 I no longer have a moisturizing mask. 56 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,224 For example. 57 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:04,060 You're hired as my community manager. 58 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,439 -You never saw my potential. -That's not it. 59 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,776 The thing is I need a local who can complement 60 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,862 my lack of brashness. 61 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:18,991 Son! 62 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,287 Chivis for barrio queen. 63 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,790 I'm launching my candidacy. 64 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,584 I won't let that fake hussy win 65 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,920 and use the people to climb the social ladder. 66 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,923 In that case, it's good you're contending. 67 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,592 Now I just need a good campaign manager 68 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:39,262 who can help me get the connections I lack. 69 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:44,267 She says I can't be her campaign manager because I'm not from the barrio. 70 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,770 -That's classism, Tere. -Reverse classism's not a thing. 71 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,898 Well, then discrimination or something, because I'm the best! 72 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,943 I made Party Pete president in high school. 73 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:54,944 You're hired! 74 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,989 -I have excellent policy proposals. -Listen. 75 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,699 Bitter people are motivated. 76 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:04,495 Now I just need to recruit a spokesperson. Someone local, charismatic. 77 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,164 Thank you, sis. I accept your offer.. 78 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:12,169 Pablo, right now everyone is treating you like an absolute god. 79 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:13,170 You win. 80 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:17,425 Auntie, are you really going to reject Tomás and me? 81 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,969 Power is not for sentimental people. 82 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,930 Lastly, I need someone with the big bucks. 83 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,766 I came to propose that Rigo Events 84 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:28,894 sponsor my Baby Jesus barrio representative campaign. 85 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,065 We'll be doing good and spending more time together. 86 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,191 What say you? 87 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,944 What's up? Are you feeling down? 88 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,655 Walked all over and dragged down. 89 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:40,948 What is it? 90 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,451 Long time no see, dear Tina. 91 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,578 Chayito, what a surprise! 92 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,789 Didn't you move to Gringoland years ago? 93 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:49,707 Well, yes. 94 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,877 But then I got that feeling of homesickness. 95 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,296 So I returned to recover my man. 96 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:59,425 Do you understand, or do you need translation? 97 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,551 -She's saying-- -I got it. 98 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,636 To perfection, very well. 99 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:08,517 And you, Agustina, what are you doing visiting my Rigo wearing heels and all? 100 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,896 I launched my candidacy. 101 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,734 So I put on my heels to test how uneven the pavement is 102 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,153 and take note in my political agenda. 103 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:23,240 I dropped by to ask Rigo for help with the campaign events. 104 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,910 Forget it. We are politically neutral. 105 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,995 Can you translate? 106 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:29,955 Or should I clarify it for you? 107 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:34,543 It turns out Chayo came back from the States 108 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:37,463 to win me back because she says I'm a catch. 109 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:42,134 She also thinks this is best for our daughter, Brittany. 110 00:05:42,218 --> 00:05:45,638 So she's asking for my time… and events. 111 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,392 Women rule in this barrio. 112 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:52,937 So I need an ally who understands their poor taste. 113 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,815 Tomás is really good at seducing local women. 114 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,150 Isn't someone who can talk to them better. 115 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:02,571 Honey, we're in politics. The last thing people want is to be heard. 116 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:05,658 I also thought of Tere, who talks pure nonsense. 117 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,827 More like she stands up for her rights. 118 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:11,372 Though I doubt she wants to ally with the enemy. I mean… 119 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:16,043 My aunt betrayed us. We want in on your campaign. 120 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:21,006 This is called the Law of Attraction. 121 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:25,636 Welcome! And I promise to pay you very well for your services. 122 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:28,222 Chivis, we don't have any money. 123 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,851 Remember, poor people love to get paid in promises. Right? 124 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:37,440 Chayo is back from the States to get her man back. 125 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:38,941 Chayo is back? 126 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:42,486 She had half the barrio head over heels. 127 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:47,324 After you left, she was the only woman Rigo could replace you with. 128 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,618 Don't add insult to injury, Mom. 129 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,455 Besides, I don't have time for a love showdown 130 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,957 when I'm facing a political showdown. 131 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,001 -You're right, my dear. -Yes. 132 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,128 Tough break, you know? 133 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:01,672 He's just a man. The campaign is what counts. 134 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,591 That's my daughter right there! 135 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,721 Your connections will be useful. 136 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:13,434 Pinky Corcuera can hire us for many town council events. 137 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,977 I hadn't thought of that. 138 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:20,691 The sky's the limit, compadre. So ask him to grab some beers with us. 139 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,360 We don't really "grab beers." 140 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,031 You showed me the world of small installment loans. 141 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:32,578 Now let me show you how we do networking at the top. 142 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,998 But you look so ordinary. 143 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:40,836 That polyester shirt will give you a rash. You know why? Because you're a traitor. 144 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:41,837 What about you? 145 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:43,923 Tere and Tomás, 146 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,760 look at those stiff collars, you wannabe show-offs. 147 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:52,014 You're not even a López. You're a Salcido. You're starting off on the wrong foot. 148 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:55,059 I know you're not too bright, so let me explain. 149 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,604 I do it for Leonor and her kids who happen to be my family, 150 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,439 despite a few traitors. 151 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,274 Yes, there are two of them. 152 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:06,529 Besides, it's the cause that makes a good campaign, not the last name. 153 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:11,825 The Lópezes will give me my cause. And I'll give them my connections. 154 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,620 Why do you think I stole your Diex? We're even. 155 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,996 We'll see about that. 156 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,540 Did you see that? 157 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,875 Blondie is making my blood boil. 158 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:22,670 If we want to win, let's do it like the orange man, 159 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:25,130 the master of dirty campaigns, Donald Trump. 160 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:28,759 What matters aren't policies but attacks on your opponent. 161 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,762 -Is that allowed? -That's irrelevant now, honey. 162 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,556 How will we screw over Blondie? 163 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:37,434 Piece of cake. I just speak ill of my stepmom, like in Cinderella. 164 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,604 Cinderella, I know that one. Do you know Cinderella? 165 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,356 You don't even watch cartoons. 166 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:47,486 What we'll do is get Silvia closer to the people to show she's empathetic. 167 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:51,115 But on social media, so I don't touch the riffraff. 168 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,491 Yeah, right. 169 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:56,120 Hello, charming people from the Baby Jesus barrio. 170 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,915 I'm Silvia Espinoza de los Montero. 171 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,835 You know me as Chivis. 172 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,921 And I love you all so much 173 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:09,758 that I'm here to listen to all your requests with all my love. 174 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:12,970 So what's next for your campaign? Separating church from state? 175 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,138 LESS CHURCHES MORE SCHOOLS 176 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,514 No, listen. 177 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,933 You want to end Santería. 178 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,393 MORE MEDICINE LESS SANTERÍA 179 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,438 But you hit a giant gong every day to "bring in good vibes." 180 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,564 Yes, that's why… 181 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,317 Chivis, I never thought you would betray me. 182 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,943 MORE ACTION LESS WAXING 183 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:30,988 Take mustache removal from me, and I'll take my vote elsewhere. 184 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,990 I'd never say any of those things. 185 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,035 Change is not easy. 186 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,078 Tere, you overdid it a bit. 187 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,205 I mean, it's not like that. 188 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,916 What's all this ruckus I've been hearing? 189 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,294 It's Chivi's campaign. 190 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,005 She's trying to take away our customs and traditions! 191 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:54,303 At least we have ideas. I mean, they're not even campaigning. 192 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,680 Of course we are. Do you want to see? 193 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,643 If you vote for Chivis, 194 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:04,313 you'll make Baby Jesus of the Baby Jesus barrio cry. 195 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,940 As the guru of a fitness sect, 196 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,151 she makes women do humiliating training. 197 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,445 She throws away their sacred food. 198 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,529 -But… -No. 199 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:16,700 She endorses pagan celebrations where they slaughter innocent turkeys. 200 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,786 -What's this? -She plays a gong. 201 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,830 Because our church bells aren't good enough for her. 202 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,834 Her daughter is known as "racist Crista." 203 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,086 You bunch of plebs! 204 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,881 -This place smells weird. -That's me? 205 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,842 As if that wasn't enough, Silvia went bankrupt 206 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,011 for mismanaging her household. 207 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,680 -Okay. -Your mom. 208 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,392 If she lost her house, what will she do with our barrio? 209 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,559 Vote for López. 210 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,978 Let's do this! 211 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,105 Hey! 212 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,564 And now what? 213 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,733 These videos are a new low. 214 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,445 And effective. The polls show support for Agustina. 215 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:57,908 That's because our ads aren't full of lies like "Chivis sucks at managing." 216 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,618 Lies? We'll see about that. 217 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,120 How much is ten minus one? 218 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,080 I'm not good with numbers. 219 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,917 At least our campaign is ethical. What you do is sensationalism. 220 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,503 Your bossiness creates dictatorships. 221 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,214 -I forbid you from-- -See? 222 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,801 -You called me racist! -You can't stand dark people. 223 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,221 Be grateful we invited you to the party, or you'd be lynched. 224 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,141 You betrayed your barrio by moving to the border. 225 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:26,854 Did you think you could cross it? They didn't give you a chance! Too bad. 226 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,939 I'm critical, not a sensationalist. 227 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,150 Authoritarian! Imposing your ideas. 228 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:34,027 -No. -My campaign is ethical. Yours is dirty. 229 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,447 Your house is dirty! So is your campaign. 230 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,743 Hey! 231 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:41,660 What? 232 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,912 Instead of a bar fight, 233 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:47,458 why not hold a democratic and civilized political debate? 234 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,793 -I thought of that. -I was about to say it. 235 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:54,173 -I got first place in public speaking. -That has nothing to do with debate. 236 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,716 -Listen to her. -Let's go, Mom. 237 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,634 I learned to rap in the slammer. 238 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,930 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the debate of the candidates 239 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,683 for the Baby Jesus barrio representative. 240 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:12,941 On this side, we have the natural blonde, Silvia Espinoza de los Montero. 241 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:18,781 And on the other side, we have the short yet curvy Agustina Salcido. 242 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,073 Let's go! 243 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:25,871 The debate moderator is a barrio native who's always embraced her origins 244 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,499 despite her success in show business and politics. 245 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,876 Mrs. Maribel Fernández! 246 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,796 Go, Maribel! 247 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:42,054 I want to start this important debate by asking my fellow ladies a question. 248 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,725 Which one of you two best represents the barrio? 249 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,229 Me, of course. The missy doesn't even know her zip code. 250 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,647 Of course I know it. 251 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,273 It's… 252 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,817 Go on. She doesn't know. 253 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,361 It's irrelevant if I carry the barrio in my heart. 254 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,906 Well said! 255 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,911 It's nice to hear that you carry the barrio in your heart 256 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:10,165 because others carry it in their underwear and don't give a shit. 257 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:15,087 So what actions will you take to improve the barrio? 258 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,382 For starters, put it on the map. It's not on Waze. 259 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,800 Of course! 260 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:24,680 Stop blackouts so we can binge-watch football and soap operas! 261 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,515 That's it! Family sports! 262 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,934 And I promise full pantries for everyone! 263 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,897 Home theaters and robot vacuums! 264 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,232 What's that? 265 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,316 Vacuums! 266 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,152 I promise to improve the sewage system, 267 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,490 or at least pour a bucket of water in the toilet, so the house doesn't stink! 268 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,537 Well, I don't promise you anything. 269 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,499 We all know politicians don't keep their promises. 270 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,167 -Who's she? -I don't know. 271 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,628 That's why I crossed the border 272 00:13:56,712 --> 00:14:00,090 to bring you first-world politics. 273 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,344 Of course! Like doing international trade 274 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,514 to export our pork rind tortillas! 275 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,474 Absolutely! 276 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,479 Giving out free heels for female empowerment! 277 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,320 Electrocuting all those petty thieves like they do in the States! 278 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,036 And a boob job for every woman! 279 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,919 What are you doing? 280 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,423 You left because neither this barrio nor Rigo were enough for you. 281 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:45,636 If I have to get into politics to mark my territory, 282 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,429 that's what I'll do, sweetie. 283 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,516 A girl has to do what a girl has to do. 284 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,646 Who is this imposter? Really? 285 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,564 What the fuck? 286 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:02,319 I'll kick Agustina out of this barrio, and that blonde too. 287 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,906 I've been checking things out, and I can't believe it. 288 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,200 Agustina doesn't even pay you rent, 289 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,745 so I'm filing a citizen complaint right now. 290 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,704 Chayo. 291 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,581 Tina is family. 292 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,835 Agustina is my enemy in politics 293 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,170 and rival in love. 294 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:25,968 Or did you think I wouldn't find out about you grovelling for those wide hips? 295 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,719 How did you find that out? 296 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,263 Small town gossip travels far, darling. 297 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,564 Hi, lovely followers. 298 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,819 We're here to make an important announcement. 299 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,529 The end of our relationship. 300 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:51,410 The reason for this is the political climate we are in right now. 301 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:56,498 As the community managers of opposing campaigns, we've decided to part ways. 302 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,585 I'll become an influencer like Mariana "Bright Shoes" 303 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:05,632 because I want my mom to win the election like governor Samy Cantú. 304 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,469 And I'll proselytize like Raúl Araiza, except for a good party. 305 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,180 But this won't change our love for you. 306 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,892 I'm going to miss you, Pablo. 307 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,936 Same here, Crista. 308 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,152 What? You aren't crying? 309 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,570 No way, come on. 310 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,238 I'm leaving. 311 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,659 Don't scare me, Neto. 312 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328 I'm sure this cost a fortune. 313 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,957 Well, yes. But Pinky has to feel like he is among his kind. 314 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:43,295 I'll handle Pinky, and you're going undercover as my caddie. 315 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,006 -Caddie? -What's up, my man? 316 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,382 Hey there, man! 317 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,843 Let's get started. 318 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,803 Did you bring any booze? 319 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,930 Just this little something. 320 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,059 Dude, you sure know what I like. 321 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,604 And I left a bar tab open at hole nineteen 322 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,273 so you can chill after with nothing to worry about. 323 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,151 Ready to be humiliated? 324 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,998 Hey, compadre, shouldn't we talk to him about the business 325 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,042 before he goes to the open bar? 326 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,878 But we're only at hole number one. 327 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,298 On which hole do you talk business? 328 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,009 Well, usually on the last one. 329 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:32,969 Grab this. 330 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:39,726 We've been hit hard in the polls since Chayo entered. 331 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,186 They lack patriotism. 332 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,188 They didn't forgive me for moving to Juárez 333 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,898 but are okay with her going to the US. 334 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,067 She did make it to the other side. 335 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,027 Your account is full of haters, Mom. 336 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,239 I love it! There's no bad publicity in politics. 337 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,616 We must do something, or we'll lose. 338 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,368 We must act, or we'll lose. 339 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,956 If we form a coalition, we'll be stronger together. 340 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,624 I was about to say that. 341 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,042 I planned to suggest it. 342 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,502 Are you high? 343 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,586 Are you drunk? 344 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,255 Think about it. 345 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,429 Son of a... 346 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,182 Did you forget your job, lackey? 347 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,437 Are you really losing to that moron on purpose? 348 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,439 He totally sucks! 349 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,775 Okay, I'll bring up the business now. 350 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,904 Hey man, I have a great opportunity. 351 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,074 Sil and I have a social business, a start-up. 352 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,536 Dial it down, man. We're chilling here. 353 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,581 Come on! 354 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,791 Grab the stuff. 355 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,212 No way I'm joining my rival. What am I, a traitor? 356 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,842 Forget it. I have a personal agenda. That's why I got into politics. 357 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,346 I need a divine sign like when Leo appeared to me in the shower 358 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,223 and told me to listen to Rigo. 359 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:01,975 Sil… 360 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,479 Hello. 361 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,317 Sil! I've seen your polls. You're not doing too well. 362 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110 So I called to motivate you. 363 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,656 If you win, you and I will be able to inflate the budget. 364 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:18,742 Yes! 365 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,535 Divine! 366 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,506 Dude! Did you see my awesome shot? 367 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,634 No, he moved the ball! 368 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,803 I saw you. Don't play dumb. You moved it, cheater. 369 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,847 Ernie, chill you caddie. 370 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,059 He's got quite the mouth, and he's blind. 371 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,519 -I'll kick his ass. -No. Listen to me. 372 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,731 If we give up now, we'll lose the business. 373 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,649 Calm down. 374 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,486 You'll need a miracle shot to win. 375 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,906 Well, miracle shots do happen sometimes. 376 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,199 No way. 377 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,200 You're a loser. 378 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,411 Remember when you lost that ski race to me in Vail? 379 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,373 By the way, why didn't you guys go this year? 380 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:11,294 Because we decided to go to Madrid for our anniversary. 381 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,923 Madrid. Did Sil tell you that's where we hooked up? 382 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,342 She took advantage of my youth. 383 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,844 She mentioned something. 384 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,806 That Sil goes crazy very easily, Neto. 385 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,644 Dude, relax. I'm messing with you. 386 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,565 All right, take your last shot. I want my crown. 387 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,849 No fucking way! 388 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,071 Did you see that! 389 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,366 Did you see! 390 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,410 It actually went in the hole! 391 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,579 Miracles do happen! 392 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,247 Yes! 393 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,543 All right. 394 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,463 Since I became mayor, everyone lets me win. 395 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,465 It's my first loss. 396 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:47,265 Hey, man, that thing about my wife was just a joke, right? 397 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,726 Or should I beat the shit out of you? 398 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,729 If he doesn't, I will, you prick. 399 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,446 Okay. So that business we were going to talk about 400 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,907 just went down the drain, right? 401 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,495 Catalina? What brings you here? 402 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,209 Classified information about Mrs. Chayo's campaign. 403 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,336 Classified? I researched everything. 404 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,339 She'll kick you and Mrs. Silvia out of your homes. 405 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,801 You won't be residents anymore, and she'll win. 406 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:23,718 No way. 407 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,595 And Rigo agreed? 408 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,764 Well, he didn't agree or disagree. 409 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,265 Holy shit. 410 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,725 And something worse. 411 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,187 Chayo was deported for leaving birria bones in the street, 412 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,688 which is illegal in the US. 413 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,567 She just came to cash in on Mr. Rigo and go back to her man. 414 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,029 -How did you find out? -On Facebook. She posts everything. 415 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,448 -What an idiot. -People still use Facebook? 416 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,075 That's the sign. 417 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,662 That must be the sign! 418 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,208 The López-Espinozas 419 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,002 The woke and the posh 420 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,130 Together we are stronger 421 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,257 United we will prevail 422 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,051 The López-Espinozas 423 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,512 The woke and the posh 424 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,597 Working hand-in-hand 425 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,475 To make a better life 426 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,769 The López-Espinozas 427 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,980 The woke and the posh 428 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,691 The López-Espinozas 429 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,776 The woke and the posh 430 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,154 López-Espinoza! 431 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,488 This is your strategy? 432 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,199 -Fucking TikToks! -It's what works best. 433 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,242 Diego. 434 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,161 Hey, Tere, it's not my fault. 435 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:34,122 I've been thinking, since we're no longer rivals, 436 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,624 we could reopen our Toxicutes account. 437 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,334 It's not a good idea. 438 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,672 Look, since I became single, my personal account has gotten more fans. 439 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,259 Give me a break! You're wasting time while we're working. 440 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,595 In politics, that's called corruption. 441 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,434 No way, there's ten more! 442 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,518 Rigo! 443 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:57,937 Tina. 444 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,357 The campaign ends tomorrow. If Chayo sees you-- 445 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:05,236 Let her think I came to extort you like a corrupt politician. Here. 446 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,448 It's the rent money. Keep the rubber band. 447 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,074 Tina, I didn't ask for it. 448 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,035 I just found out about Chayo's plan 449 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,622 to kick us out to win the election, and you didn't even object. 450 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,751 It's not that, Tina. It's that we own joint property. 451 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,880 But I'm expanding my business so I can keep supporting you. 452 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:25,882 Rigo. 453 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,425 There's no need. 454 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:31,888 Don't sweat it. When the election is over, we'll leave the slum you lent us, 455 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,264 which is full of mold. 456 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:34,849 Tina. 457 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:37,936 Tina. 458 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,271 Your thoughts, compadre? 459 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,731 RIGO & NETO EVENTS 460 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:46,653 With your connections and my vision, we can take this to the next level. 461 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,826 Partner! 462 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:04,254 Good afternoon, beautiful people of the Baby Jesus barrio! 463 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,421 Bravo! 464 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:08,091 Rigo & Neto Events 465 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:13,179 welcomes you to the final event of the election of the candidates. 466 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,682 The López-Espinoza coalition! 467 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,730 And Mrs. Chayito who just came back from the USA! 468 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,694 Chayo! 469 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:34,409 I'll hand the stage over to the mayor, who will announce the results of vote! 470 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,036 Hold for the picture, will you? 471 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,457 How's my barrio? 472 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,167 -Good! -Awesome! 473 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:46,713 It's time to find out who will be our new representative. 474 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,591 Working alongside me, we'll make good on every… 475 00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:51,676 Pinky promise! 476 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,554 And our new leader is… 477 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:57,432 Come on, don't keep us waiting! Say it! 478 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:02,812 It's a tie. 479 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,939 What? 480 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,150 Wait! 481 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,028 One vote's missing. 482 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:16,784 With all the party preparations, I forgot to put my vote in the ballot box. 483 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,411 We demand a new election! 484 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,206 Pinky Corcuera, untimely votes can't count in your government! 485 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:26,085 Why not? My Rigo has every right to vote. 486 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:27,003 Yes, he does! 487 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,338 -No! -Come on! 488 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,756 Are you for real? 489 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,926 Sir, a new election would require the allocation of more funds, 490 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,220 and you spent them on your Paris vacation. 491 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:37,639 What now? 492 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,140 We will count this vote. 493 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:43,728 No citizen will be left out of our election process. 494 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,063 Of course! 495 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,481 We're fucked. 496 00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,608 I'm telling you right now. 497 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,072 The vote goes to 498 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,241 the coalition of López-Espinoza! 499 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,329 How is this possible? 500 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,796 The López-Espinozas! 501 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,638 We will now proceed as follows. 502 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,809 -Attention, please! -Now what? 503 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:27,230 These women can't represent our barrio because they don't even live here. 504 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,272 What the fuck? 505 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:32,985 Very soon they will annul their victory because I filed a citizen's complaint. 506 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,362 What? 507 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,657 This fucking barrio, do I have to translate every word? 508 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,867 -Go fuck yourself! -Come on! 509 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,787 A citizen's complaint. 510 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:51,796 I saw your Facebook last night. 511 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,639 I should be happy, 512 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,183 but Pablo didn't want to reactivate Toxicutes. 513 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,352 And I miss our account a lot. 514 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,646 I doubt it's Toxicutes that you miss. 515 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,288 -Pablo! -I'll be right back. 516 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,917 I'm happy. I know what got me feeling down. 517 00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:32,003 This. 518 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,887 What was that? We don't post content anymore. 519 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,348 It's like, ew, that I, the girl, 520 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,352 have to say it to you first. It's not okay, but whatever. 521 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,900 I'm saying that I like you for real. We can be Toxicutes, like, for real! 522 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:59,447 But the thing is, right now I'm trying to maintain my image, 523 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,241 both online and in real life. 524 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:06,621 And well, online I'm a single hunk, and in the real world too. 525 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:08,790 But thanks. 526 00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:09,707 Sorry. 527 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,379 -Hey, what's up? -Yeah, we won. 528 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:16,923 Are you okay? 529 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,299 No. 530 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,677 I feel like I have a cold without the sneezing. 531 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:25,765 I have a stomachache but without the throwing up. 532 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,642 What's wrong with me? 533 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,060 It's called rejection. 534 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,354 Welcome to the world of mortals. 535 00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:35,399 -We make a fucking good team, right? -A "fucking good" team? 536 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,903 We fought, but in the end, we won the election. 537 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,947 We won the election, but in the end, 538 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,491 we lost each other, didn't we? 539 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:46,577 What do you mean? Are you breaking up with me? 540 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,079 I didn't come prepared. 541 00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:53,918 Tere, it's not you. It's me. 542 00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:56,379 Well, both of us. 543 00:29:56,462 --> 00:30:00,383 But actually, it's more you. You don't accept me for who I am. 544 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,010 I think I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore. 545 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,888 Well… I don't think. 546 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:06,889 I know. 547 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:17,984 Rigoberto! 548 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:22,738 I wanted to thank you for your vote. I truly wasn't expecting it. 549 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,365 I'm done with Chayo, Agustina. 550 00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:27,410 My vote has always been for you. 551 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,495 In everything. 552 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:35,459 Frankly, I've been wanting to give you a kiss for days. 553 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:37,587 So give it here. 554 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:40,923 Wow! 555 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,054 -What? -Look at that. 556 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,056 Hey! No! 557 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,976 Well, I think it's time for your speech. 558 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,352 Bravo! 559 00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:57,857 -You're better with words. -Usually, yes. 560 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,943 Speech! 561 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,653 Hold on a second. 562 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:07,158 I forgot to mention that we have a clandestine investment 563 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:08,367 in the Cayman Islands. 564 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,578 I just got the bank statement. 565 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,705 We are millionaires again! 566 00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:14,832 No way! 567 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,084 Tina, I just got an offer 568 00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:21,380 for your sister's swanky house in that neighborhood. You're rich too! 569 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:23,466 No way! 570 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:27,386 Not me, my family. In the end, Leonor won it for them. 571 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,224 Honey, this means that your nightmare is over. 572 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:36,646 You don't have to represent the barrio you hate so much. 573 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,814 So it's finally over, Blondie. 574 00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:45,154 We don't even have to work together anymore. It was a pleasure. 575 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:00,962 So? 576 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:03,089 What'll it be, Blondie? 577 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:50,214 Subtitle translation by: Ana G. González Meade