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-Oh my God, is everyone cooking flautas?
-Come on, please. This line won't move.
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-Elvira!
-What's up, Tina?
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Guess what? I got you
a discount on that cream you ordered.
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A NETFLIX SERIES
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No cutting in line.
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-I wasn't.
-No.
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-She was holding my spot for me.
-Yes, I said I would.
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The nerve of some people.
Did you see that?
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Good morning,
people of the Saint Judas barrio!
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You mean people of the Baby Jesus barrio.
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Yes, the Baby Jesus barrio.
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Baby Jesus barrio or Saint Judas barrio.
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While I'm mayor, they're all important,
and none will be ignored anymore.
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Pinky promise!
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Pinky! Pinky Corcuera.
How's your mom doing?
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Sil, what are you doing here
among these plain...
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yet beautiful people?
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I started an NGO
and set up community tortilla shops
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to help this charming barrio.
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So here I am, giving it my all.
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Why not use your social venture
and launch you as a representative?
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My mom would love
to see you at the government parties.
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How can a town mayor organize parties
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when this barrio
doesn't even have running water?
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-That's true!
-Right!
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Actually, that's why I came to launch
the campaign for a barrio representative.
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I will work closely with the winner.
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Pinky promise!
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Do it, Sil. There's, like, a huge budget.
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Beautiful people!
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I want to take this opportunity
to announce my candidacy!
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You don't say?
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Well, I too am announcing my candidacy.
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Go, Tina!
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I mean, do you really think
any random person can go up against me
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and win?
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Well, this random person
has many supporters,
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and I won't allow
a former rich chick to rule my territory.
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How do you like that?
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Right on! Well said, Tina!
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We already won, barrio!
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-We'll see.
-Vote for Agustina.
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I am running to be
the local representative
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of the Baby Jesus barrio.
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Politics will make us rich again. Yes!
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-In a thousand years.
-Wrong.
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When my dad lost everything,
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he got it all back in no time thanks
to his connections in Mexican politics.
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But Mexican politics
have changed, my love.
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Ernesto, please. No negative thoughts.
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I want to raise my vibrations
to attract abundance.
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I'll be your campaign manager.
I already have a slogan.
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"I'm mad as hell at the poverty I see."
A universal phrase.
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Diego, I need people on my team
who have experienced hardship firsthand.
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I no longer have a moisturizing mask.
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For example.
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You're hired as my community manager.
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-You never saw my potential.
-That's not it.
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The thing is I need a local
who can complement
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my lack of brashness.
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Son!
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Chivis for barrio queen.
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I'm launching my candidacy.
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I won't let that fake hussy win
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and use the people
to climb the social ladder.
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In that case, it's good you're contending.
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Now I just need a good campaign manager
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who can help me get
the connections I lack.
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She says I can't be her campaign manager
because I'm not from the barrio.
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-That's classism, Tere.
-Reverse classism's not a thing.
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Well, then discrimination or something,
because I'm the best!
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I made Party Pete president
in high school.
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You're hired!
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-I have excellent policy proposals.
-Listen.
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Bitter people are motivated.
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Now I just need to recruit a spokesperson.
Someone local, charismatic.
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Thank you, sis. I accept your offer..
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Pablo, right now everyone
is treating you like an absolute god.
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You win.
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Auntie, are you really
going to reject Tomás and me?
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Power is not for sentimental people.
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Lastly, I need someone with the big bucks.
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I came to propose that Rigo Events
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sponsor my Baby Jesus barrio
representative campaign.
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We'll be doing good
and spending more time together.
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What say you?
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What's up? Are you feeling down?
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Walked all over and dragged down.
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What is it?
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Long time no see, dear Tina.
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Chayito, what a surprise!
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Didn't you move to Gringoland years ago?
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Well, yes.
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But then I got
that feeling of homesickness.
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So I returned to recover my man.
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Do you understand,
or do you need translation?
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-She's saying--
-I got it.
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To perfection, very well.
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And you, Agustina, what are you doing
visiting my Rigo wearing heels and all?
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I launched my candidacy.
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So I put on my heels
to test how uneven the pavement is
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and take note in my political agenda.
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I dropped by to ask Rigo
for help with the campaign events.
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Forget it. We are politically neutral.
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Can you translate?
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Or should I clarify it for you?
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It turns out
Chayo came back from the States
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to win me back
because she says I'm a catch.
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She also thinks
this is best for our daughter, Brittany.
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So she's asking for my time… and events.
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Women rule in this barrio.
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So I need an ally
who understands their poor taste.
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Tomás is really good
at seducing local women.
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Isn't someone who can talk to them better.
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Honey, we're in politics.
The last thing people want is to be heard.
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I also thought of Tere,
who talks pure nonsense.
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More like she stands up for her rights.
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Though I doubt she wants
to ally with the enemy. I mean…
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My aunt betrayed us.
We want in on your campaign.
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This is called the Law of Attraction.
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Welcome! And I promise
to pay you very well for your services.
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Chivis, we don't have any money.
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Remember, poor people
love to get paid in promises. Right?
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Chayo is back from the States
to get her man back.
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Chayo is back?
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She had half the barrio head over heels.
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After you left, she was the only woman
Rigo could replace you with.
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Don't add insult to injury, Mom.
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Besides, I don't have time
for a love showdown
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when I'm facing a political showdown.
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-You're right, my dear.
-Yes.
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Tough break, you know?
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He's just a man.
The campaign is what counts.
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That's my daughter right there!
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Your connections will be useful.
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Pinky Corcuera can hire us
for many town council events.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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The sky's the limit, compadre.
So ask him to grab some beers with us.
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We don't really "grab beers."
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You showed me the world
of small installment loans.
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Now let me show you
how we do networking at the top.
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But you look so ordinary.
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That polyester shirt will give you a rash.
You know why? Because you're a traitor.
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What about you?
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Tere and Tomás,
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look at those stiff collars,
you wannabe show-offs.
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You're not even a López. You're a Salcido.
You're starting off on the wrong foot.
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I know you're not too bright,
so let me explain.
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I do it for Leonor and her kids
who happen to be my family,
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despite a few traitors.
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Yes, there are two of them.
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Besides, it's the cause that makes
a good campaign, not the last name.
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The Lópezes will give me my cause.
And I'll give them my connections.
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Why do you think I stole your Diex?
We're even.
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We'll see about that.
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Did you see that?
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Blondie is making my blood boil.
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If we want to win,
let's do it like the orange man,
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the master of dirty campaigns,
Donald Trump.
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What matters aren't policies
but attacks on your opponent.
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-Is that allowed?
-That's irrelevant now, honey.
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How will we screw over Blondie?
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Piece of cake. I just speak ill
of my stepmom, like in Cinderella.
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Cinderella, I know that one.
Do you know Cinderella?
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You don't even watch cartoons.
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What we'll do is get Silvia closer
to the people to show she's empathetic.
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But on social media,
so I don't touch the riffraff.
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Yeah, right.
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Hello, charming people
from the Baby Jesus barrio.
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I'm Silvia Espinoza de los Montero.
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You know me as Chivis.
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And I love you all so much
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that I'm here to listen
to all your requests with all my love.
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So what's next for your campaign?
Separating church from state?
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LESS CHURCHES
MORE SCHOOLS
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No, listen.
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You want to end Santería.
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MORE MEDICINE
LESS SANTERÍA
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But you hit a giant gong every day
to "bring in good vibes."
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Yes, that's why…
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Chivis, I never thought
you would betray me.
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MORE ACTION
LESS WAXING
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Take mustache removal from me,
and I'll take my vote elsewhere.
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I'd never say any of those things.
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Change is not easy.
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Tere, you overdid it a bit.
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I mean, it's not like that.
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What's all this ruckus I've been hearing?
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It's Chivi's campaign.
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She's trying to take away
our customs and traditions!
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At least we have ideas.
I mean, they're not even campaigning.
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Of course we are. Do you want to see?
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If you vote for Chivis,
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you'll make Baby Jesus
of the Baby Jesus barrio cry.
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As the guru of a fitness sect,
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she makes women do humiliating training.
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She throws away their sacred food.
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-But…
-No.
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She endorses pagan celebrations
where they slaughter innocent turkeys.
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-What's this?
-She plays a gong.
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Because our church bells
aren't good enough for her.
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Her daughter is known as "racist Crista."
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You bunch of plebs!
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-This place smells weird.
-That's me?
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As if that wasn't enough,
Silvia went bankrupt
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for mismanaging her household.
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-Okay.
-Your mom.
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If she lost her house,
what will she do with our barrio?
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Vote for López.
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Let's do this!
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Hey!
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And now what?
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These videos are a new low.
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And effective.
The polls show support for Agustina.
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That's because our ads aren't full of lies
like "Chivis sucks at managing."
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Lies? We'll see about that.
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How much is ten minus one?
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I'm not good with numbers.
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At least our campaign is ethical.
What you do is sensationalism.
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Your bossiness creates dictatorships.
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-I forbid you from--
-See?
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-You called me racist!
-You can't stand dark people.
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Be grateful we invited you
to the party, or you'd be lynched.
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You betrayed your barrio
by moving to the border.
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Did you think you could cross it?
They didn't give you a chance! Too bad.
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I'm critical, not a sensationalist.
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Authoritarian! Imposing your ideas.
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-No.
-My campaign is ethical. Yours is dirty.
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Your house is dirty! So is your campaign.
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Hey!
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What?
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Instead of a bar fight,
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why not hold a democratic
and civilized political debate?
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-I thought of that.
-I was about to say it.
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-I got first place in public speaking.
-That has nothing to do with debate.
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-Listen to her.
-Let's go, Mom.
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I learned to rap in the slammer.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the debate of the candidates
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for the Baby Jesus barrio representative.
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On this side, we have the natural blonde,
Silvia Espinoza de los Montero.
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And on the other side, we have
the short yet curvy Agustina Salcido.
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Let's go!
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The debate moderator is a barrio native
who's always embraced her origins
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00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,499
despite her success
in show business and politics.
245
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,876
Mrs. Maribel Fernández!
246
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,796
Go, Maribel!
247
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:42,054
I want to start this important debate
by asking my fellow ladies a question.
248
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,725
Which one of you two
best represents the barrio?
249
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,229
Me, of course. The missy
doesn't even know her zip code.
250
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,647
Of course I know it.
251
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,273
It's…
252
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,817
Go on. She doesn't know.
253
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,361
It's irrelevant
if I carry the barrio in my heart.
254
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,906
Well said!
255
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,911
It's nice to hear
that you carry the barrio in your heart
256
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:10,165
because others carry it
in their underwear and don't give a shit.
257
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:15,087
So what actions will you take
to improve the barrio?
258
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,382
For starters, put it on the map.
It's not on Waze.
259
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,800
Of course!
260
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:24,680
Stop blackouts so we can binge-watch
football and soap operas!
261
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,515
That's it! Family sports!
262
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,934
And I promise full pantries for everyone!
263
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,897
Home theaters and robot vacuums!
264
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,232
What's that?
265
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,316
Vacuums!
266
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,152
I promise to improve the sewage system,
267
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,490
or at least pour a bucket of water
in the toilet, so the house doesn't stink!
268
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,537
Well, I don't promise you anything.
269
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,499
We all know politicians
don't keep their promises.
270
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,167
-Who's she?
-I don't know.
271
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,628
That's why I crossed the border
272
00:13:56,712 --> 00:14:00,090
to bring you first-world politics.
273
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,344
Of course! Like doing international trade
274
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,514
to export our pork rind tortillas!
275
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,474
Absolutely!
276
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,479
Giving out free heels
for female empowerment!
277
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,320
Electrocuting all those petty thieves
like they do in the States!
278
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,036
And a boob job for every woman!
279
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,919
What are you doing?
280
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,423
You left because neither
this barrio nor Rigo were enough for you.
281
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:45,636
If I have to get into politics
to mark my territory,
282
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,429
that's what I'll do, sweetie.
283
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,516
A girl has to do what a girl has to do.
284
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,646
Who is this imposter? Really?
285
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,564
What the fuck?
286
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:02,319
I'll kick Agustina out of this barrio,
and that blonde too.
287
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,906
I've been checking things out,
and I can't believe it.
288
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,200
Agustina doesn't even pay you rent,
289
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,745
so I'm filing
a citizen complaint right now.
290
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,704
Chayo.
291
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,581
Tina is family.
292
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,835
Agustina is my enemy in politics
293
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,170
and rival in love.
294
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:25,968
Or did you think I wouldn't find out
about you grovelling for those wide hips?
295
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,719
How did you find that out?
296
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,263
Small town gossip travels far, darling.
297
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,564
Hi, lovely followers.
298
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,819
We're here to make
an important announcement.
299
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,529
The end of our relationship.
300
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:51,410
The reason for this is
the political climate we are in right now.
301
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:56,498
As the community managers of opposing
campaigns, we've decided to part ways.
302
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,585
I'll become an influencer
like Mariana "Bright Shoes"
303
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:05,632
because I want my mom to win
the election like governor Samy Cantú.
304
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,469
And I'll proselytize like Raúl Araiza,
except for a good party.
305
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,180
But this won't change our love for you.
306
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,892
I'm going to miss you, Pablo.
307
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,936
Same here, Crista.
308
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,152
What? You aren't crying?
309
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,570
No way, come on.
310
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,238
I'm leaving.
311
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,659
Don't scare me, Neto.
312
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328
I'm sure this cost a fortune.
313
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,957
Well, yes. But Pinky has to feel
like he is among his kind.
314
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:43,295
I'll handle Pinky,
and you're going undercover as my caddie.
315
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,006
-Caddie?
-What's up, my man?
316
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,382
Hey there, man!
317
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,843
Let's get started.
318
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,803
Did you bring any booze?
319
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,930
Just this little something.
320
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,059
Dude, you sure know what I like.
321
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,604
And I left a bar tab open at hole nineteen
322
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,273
so you can chill after
with nothing to worry about.
323
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,151
Ready to be humiliated?
324
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,998
Hey, compadre, shouldn't we talk to him
about the business
325
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,042
before he goes to the open bar?
326
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,878
But we're only at hole number one.
327
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,298
On which hole do you talk business?
328
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,009
Well, usually on the last one.
329
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:32,969
Grab this.
330
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:39,726
We've been hit hard in the polls
since Chayo entered.
331
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,186
They lack patriotism.
332
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,188
They didn't forgive me
for moving to Juárez
333
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,898
but are okay with her going to the US.
334
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,067
She did make it to the other side.
335
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,027
Your account is full of haters, Mom.
336
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,239
I love it!
There's no bad publicity in politics.
337
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,616
We must do something, or we'll lose.
338
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,368
We must act, or we'll lose.
339
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,956
If we form a coalition,
we'll be stronger together.
340
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,624
I was about to say that.
341
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,042
I planned to suggest it.
342
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,502
Are you high?
343
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,586
Are you drunk?
344
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,255
Think about it.
345
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,429
Son of a...
346
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,182
Did you forget your job, lackey?
347
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,437
Are you really losing
to that moron on purpose?
348
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,439
He totally sucks!
349
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,775
Okay, I'll bring up the business now.
350
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,904
Hey man, I have a great opportunity.
351
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,074
Sil and I have a social business,
a start-up.
352
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,536
Dial it down, man. We're chilling here.
353
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,581
Come on!
354
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,791
Grab the stuff.
355
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,212
No way I'm joining my rival.
What am I, a traitor?
356
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,842
Forget it. I have a personal agenda.
That's why I got into politics.
357
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,346
I need a divine sign
like when Leo appeared to me in the shower
358
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,223
and told me to listen to Rigo.
359
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:01,975
Sil…
360
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,479
Hello.
361
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,317
Sil! I've seen your polls.
You're not doing too well.
362
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110
So I called to motivate you.
363
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,656
If you win, you and I
will be able to inflate the budget.
364
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:18,742
Yes!
365
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,535
Divine!
366
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,506
Dude! Did you see my awesome shot?
367
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,634
No, he moved the ball!
368
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,803
I saw you. Don't play dumb.
You moved it, cheater.
369
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,847
Ernie, chill you caddie.
370
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,059
He's got quite the mouth, and he's blind.
371
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,519
-I'll kick his ass.
-No. Listen to me.
372
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,731
If we give up now,
we'll lose the business.
373
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,649
Calm down.
374
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,486
You'll need a miracle shot to win.
375
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,906
Well, miracle shots do happen sometimes.
376
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,199
No way.
377
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,200
You're a loser.
378
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,411
Remember when you lost
that ski race to me in Vail?
379
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,373
By the way,
why didn't you guys go this year?
380
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:11,294
Because we decided
to go to Madrid for our anniversary.
381
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,923
Madrid. Did Sil tell you
that's where we hooked up?
382
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,342
She took advantage of my youth.
383
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,844
She mentioned something.
384
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,806
That Sil goes crazy very easily, Neto.
385
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,644
Dude, relax. I'm messing with you.
386
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,565
All right, take your last shot.
I want my crown.
387
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,849
No fucking way!
388
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,071
Did you see that!
389
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,366
Did you see!
390
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,410
It actually went in the hole!
391
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,579
Miracles do happen!
392
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,247
Yes!
393
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,543
All right.
394
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,463
Since I became mayor,
everyone lets me win.
395
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,465
It's my first loss.
396
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:47,265
Hey, man, that thing about my wife
was just a joke, right?
397
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,726
Or should I beat the shit out of you?
398
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,729
If he doesn't, I will, you prick.
399
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,446
Okay. So that business
we were going to talk about
400
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,907
just went down the drain, right?
401
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,495
Catalina? What brings you here?
402
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,209
Classified information
about Mrs. Chayo's campaign.
403
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,336
Classified? I researched everything.
404
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,339
She'll kick you and Mrs. Silvia
out of your homes.
405
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,801
You won't be residents anymore,
and she'll win.
406
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:23,718
No way.
407
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,595
And Rigo agreed?
408
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,764
Well, he didn't agree or disagree.
409
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,265
Holy shit.
410
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,725
And something worse.
411
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,187
Chayo was deported for leaving
birria bones in the street,
412
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,688
which is illegal in the US.
413
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,567
She just came to cash in
on Mr. Rigo and go back to her man.
414
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,029
-How did you find out?
-On Facebook. She posts everything.
415
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,448
-What an idiot.
-People still use Facebook?
416
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,075
That's the sign.
417
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,662
That must be the sign!
418
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,208
The López-Espinozas
419
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,002
The woke and the posh
420
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,130
Together we are stronger
421
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,257
United we will prevail
422
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,051
The López-Espinozas
423
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,512
The woke and the posh
424
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,597
Working hand-in-hand
425
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,475
To make a better life
426
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,769
The López-Espinozas
427
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,980
The woke and the posh
428
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,691
The López-Espinozas
429
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,776
The woke and the posh
430
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,154
López-Espinoza!
431
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,488
This is your strategy?
432
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,199
-Fucking TikToks!
-It's what works best.
433
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,242
Diego.
434
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,161
Hey, Tere, it's not my fault.
435
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:34,122
I've been thinking,
since we're no longer rivals,
436
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,624
we could reopen our Toxicutes account.
437
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,334
It's not a good idea.
438
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,672
Look, since I became single,
my personal account has gotten more fans.
439
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,259
Give me a break!
You're wasting time while we're working.
440
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,595
In politics, that's called corruption.
441
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,434
No way, there's ten more!
442
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,518
Rigo!
443
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:57,937
Tina.
444
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,357
The campaign ends tomorrow.
If Chayo sees you--
445
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:05,236
Let her think I came to extort you
like a corrupt politician. Here.
446
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,448
It's the rent money.
Keep the rubber band.
447
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,074
Tina, I didn't ask for it.
448
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,035
I just found out about Chayo's plan
449
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,622
to kick us out to win the election,
and you didn't even object.
450
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,751
It's not that, Tina.
It's that we own joint property.
451
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,880
But I'm expanding my business
so I can keep supporting you.
452
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:25,882
Rigo.
453
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,425
There's no need.
454
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:31,888
Don't sweat it. When the election is over,
we'll leave the slum you lent us,
455
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,264
which is full of mold.
456
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:34,849
Tina.
457
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:37,936
Tina.
458
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,271
Your thoughts, compadre?
459
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,731
RIGO & NETO EVENTS
460
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:46,653
With your connections and my vision,
we can take this to the next level.
461
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,826
Partner!
462
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:04,254
Good afternoon,
beautiful people of the Baby Jesus barrio!
463
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,421
Bravo!
464
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:08,091
Rigo & Neto Events
465
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:13,179
welcomes you to the final event
of the election of the candidates.
466
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,682
The López-Espinoza coalition!
467
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,730
And Mrs. Chayito
who just came back from the USA!
468
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,694
Chayo!
469
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:34,409
I'll hand the stage over to the mayor,
who will announce the results of vote!
470
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,036
Hold for the picture, will you?
471
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,457
How's my barrio?
472
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,167
-Good!
-Awesome!
473
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:46,713
It's time to find out
who will be our new representative.
474
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,591
Working alongside me,
we'll make good on every…
475
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:51,676
Pinky promise!
476
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,554
And our new leader is…
477
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:57,432
Come on, don't keep us waiting! Say it!
478
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:02,812
It's a tie.
479
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,939
What?
480
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,150
Wait!
481
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,028
One vote's missing.
482
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:16,784
With all the party preparations,
I forgot to put my vote in the ballot box.
483
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,411
We demand a new election!
484
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,206
Pinky Corcuera, untimely votes
can't count in your government!
485
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:26,085
Why not? My Rigo has every right to vote.
486
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:27,003
Yes, he does!
487
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,338
-No!
-Come on!
488
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,756
Are you for real?
489
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,926
Sir, a new election would require
the allocation of more funds,
490
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,220
and you spent them on your Paris vacation.
491
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:37,639
What now?
492
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,140
We will count this vote.
493
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:43,728
No citizen will be left out
of our election process.
494
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,063
Of course!
495
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,481
We're fucked.
496
00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,608
I'm telling you right now.
497
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,072
The vote goes to
498
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,241
the coalition of López-Espinoza!
499
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,329
How is this possible?
500
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,796
The López-Espinozas!
501
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,638
We will now proceed as follows.
502
00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,809
-Attention, please!
-Now what?
503
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:27,230
These women can't represent our barrio
because they don't even live here.
504
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,272
What the fuck?
505
00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:32,985
Very soon they will annul their victory
because I filed a citizen's complaint.
506
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,362
What?
507
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,657
This fucking barrio,
do I have to translate every word?
508
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,867
-Go fuck yourself!
-Come on!
509
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,787
A citizen's complaint.
510
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:51,796
I saw your Facebook last night.
511
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,639
I should be happy,
512
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,183
but Pablo didn't want to
reactivate Toxicutes.
513
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,352
And I miss our account a lot.
514
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,646
I doubt it's Toxicutes that you miss.
515
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,288
-Pablo!
-I'll be right back.
516
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,917
I'm happy.
I know what got me feeling down.
517
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:32,003
This.
518
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,887
What was that?
We don't post content anymore.
519
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,348
It's like, ew, that I, the girl,
520
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,352
have to say it to you first.
It's not okay, but whatever.
521
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,900
I'm saying that I like you for real.
We can be Toxicutes, like, for real!
522
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:59,447
But the thing is,
right now I'm trying to maintain my image,
523
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,241
both online and in real life.
524
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:06,621
And well, online I'm a single hunk,
and in the real world too.
525
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:08,790
But thanks.
526
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:09,707
Sorry.
527
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,379
-Hey, what's up?
-Yeah, we won.
528
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:16,923
Are you okay?
529
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,299
No.
530
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,677
I feel like I have a cold
without the sneezing.
531
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:25,765
I have a stomachache
but without the throwing up.
532
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,642
What's wrong with me?
533
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,060
It's called rejection.
534
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,354
Welcome to the world of mortals.
535
00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:35,399
-We make a fucking good team, right?
-A "fucking good" team?
536
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,903
We fought, but in the end,
we won the election.
537
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,947
We won the election, but in the end,
538
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,491
we lost each other, didn't we?
539
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:46,577
What do you mean?
Are you breaking up with me?
540
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,079
I didn't come prepared.
541
00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:53,918
Tere, it's not you. It's me.
542
00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:56,379
Well, both of us.
543
00:29:56,462 --> 00:30:00,383
But actually, it's more you.
You don't accept me for who I am.
544
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,010
I think I don't want to be
your boyfriend anymore.
545
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,888
Well… I don't think.
546
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:06,889
I know.
547
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:17,984
Rigoberto!
548
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:22,738
I wanted to thank you for your vote.
I truly wasn't expecting it.
549
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,365
I'm done with Chayo, Agustina.
550
00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:27,410
My vote has always been for you.
551
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,495
In everything.
552
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:35,459
Frankly, I've been wanting
to give you a kiss for days.
553
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:37,587
So give it here.
554
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:40,923
Wow!
555
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,054
-What?
-Look at that.
556
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,056
Hey! No!
557
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,976
Well, I think it's time for your speech.
558
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,352
Bravo!
559
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:57,857
-You're better with words.
-Usually, yes.
560
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,943
Speech!
561
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,653
Hold on a second.
562
00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:07,158
I forgot to mention that we have
a clandestine investment
563
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:08,367
in the Cayman Islands.
564
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,578
I just got the bank statement.
565
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,705
We are millionaires again!
566
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:14,832
No way!
567
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,084
Tina, I just got an offer
568
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:21,380
for your sister's swanky house
in that neighborhood. You're rich too!
569
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:23,466
No way!
570
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:27,386
Not me, my family.
In the end, Leonor won it for them.
571
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,224
Honey, this means
that your nightmare is over.
572
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:36,646
You don't have to represent
the barrio you hate so much.
573
00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,814
So it's finally over, Blondie.
574
00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:45,154
We don't even have to work
together anymore. It was a pleasure.
575
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:00,962
So?
576
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:03,089
What'll it be, Blondie?
577
00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:50,214
Subtitle translation by:
Ana G. González Meade