1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,593 -[upbeat music playing] -[sighs] 2 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:16,434 -Oh my gosh! Everyone gonna cook flautas? -[Silvia] This line's never-ending. 3 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:20,063 -Elvira! -[Elvira] Hey! What's up, Tina? 4 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,773 What's new? Oh hey, guess what. 5 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,233 I got you a big discount on the cream you asked for. 6 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:26,444 Hey! You can't cut the line. 7 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,155 I wasn't cutting. She was holding my spot. 8 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,365 -Of course. -Yes, yes. I said I'll hold it, Tina. 9 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,785 The nerve of these people. It's stupid. 10 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:37,413 Good morning, dear people of the Saint Judas neighborhood. 11 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:40,291 Don't you mean the Baby Jesus neighborhood? 12 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,085 Yes, this is Baby Jesus. 13 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,463 From the Baby Jesus to the Saint Judas. 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,883 While I'm in office, every town is important and not one will be ignored 15 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,009 because that was a… 16 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,177 [all] Pinky Promise! 17 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,637 Pinky! 18 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,348 Pinky Corcuera. How's your mother? 19 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:59,268 Sil, but what are you doing here among these people? 20 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:00,978 They're nice. So nice! 21 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:04,357 I started an NGO and set up communal tortilla shops 22 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,442 to help this charming little town. 23 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:08,194 So here I am, giving it my all. 24 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,738 Why don't we seize the opportunity of you having a business here 25 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:12,198 and launch you as a representative? 26 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:15,451 My mom will love seeing you at the parties we have at Congress. 27 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:16,869 Oh! 28 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,122 What is the mayor doing organizing parties 29 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:21,499 when this town doesn't even have running water? 30 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,501 -[woman] That's true. -Can you believe it? 31 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,628 -Actually, that's why I'm here. -Hush. 32 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,631 To start the campaign for a representative for the town. 33 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,633 I will work on requests with the winner. 34 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,177 [all] Pinky promise! 35 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:36,347 Do it, Sil. There's a big budget. 36 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:40,309 Hey, gorgeous people, guess what? 37 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:43,020 I finally announced my candidacy to you. [chuckles] 38 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,063 [clapping] 39 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,064 Oh yeah? 40 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,359 Well, I launch myself as a candidate too. 41 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,778 [Elvira] Go, Tina! 42 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:53,364 -[whistling] -[applause] 43 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:57,493 So you think… [inhales] 44 00:01:57,577 --> 00:02:00,872 …a person like you can beat someone like me? 45 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:02,206 [chuckles] 46 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,126 Well, this person standing here has a lot of guts, 47 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:08,671 and I won't let a former rich girl rule over my territory. 48 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,881 -What about that? -Mmm. 49 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,091 [Elvira] That's right! That's right, Tina! 50 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,426 [clapping] 51 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:16,345 I will win. I will win, people! 52 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:18,556 -She thinks… -Vote for Agustina. 53 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,310 I'm launching my candidacy as the local representative 54 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,020 of the Baby Jesus neighborhood. 55 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:27,106 [gasps] Politics will make us rich again. Yes, sir! 56 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:28,983 -In like a thousand years. -[Silvia] Wrong. 57 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:33,029 I mean, my dad, when he lost everything, got it all back in no time. 58 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,698 All thanks to his connections in Mexican politics. 59 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,117 But Mexican politics have changed lately, my love. 60 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:41,746 Ernesto, please. I don't want any negative thoughts. 61 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,832 What I want is to change my energy to attract more abundance. 62 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,126 Hey! I'll sign up to be your campaign manager. 63 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,711 I've got your slogan. 64 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:52,006 "I'm angry about the poor." Wow. A universal phrase. 65 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,343 Diego, it's necessary to have people on my team 66 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,428 who have dealt with being poor before. 67 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,555 I no longer have hydrating masks! 68 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,642 For example. Well, you're hired! 69 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,852 -And you can be my Community Manager. -[gasps] 70 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,648 -You still don't think I have potential. -No! No, no. Not at all. 71 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:12,276 The thing is… I think I need someone from here 72 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,862 who can balance my lack of brashness, you know? 73 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,951 -Honey! Aw. -[door opens] 74 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,077 [door slams shut] 75 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,788 [gasps] Chivis for neighborhood queen. 76 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,790 Well, I'm launching my candidacy. 77 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,626 I will not let that fake blonde woman win, 78 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,379 using people to climb her social ladder. Mm-mm! 79 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,923 You're doing the right thing by competing with her. 80 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,842 Now I only need a good campaign manager 81 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:38,928 getting those connections I don't have. 82 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,638 -Ah-ha. -It's me. Okay. 83 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,058 Silvia rejected me as her campaign manager because I don't represent the town. 84 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,017 That's classism, Tere. 85 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:47,770 When will you understand that reverse classism doesn't exist? 86 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,065 Then it's discrimination against me or something because, like, I mean, 87 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,943 I'm the best. I made Farty Rob president when he ran in high school. 88 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:54,944 Then, you're hired! 89 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,612 Auntie, my ideas are super awesome. 90 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:57,989 Come on, Teresita. 91 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,699 People with resentment work better. 92 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,659 Now I just need to find someone to speak for me. 93 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,495 Someone wonderful and charismatic. 94 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,164 Uh, thank you, sister. I accept. 95 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:08,874 -Pablo. -Hmm? 96 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:12,253 Right now, you have everyone, everyone, everyone treating you like a god. 97 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:13,170 You're in. 98 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:17,425 Auntie, are you really going to reject Tomás and me? 99 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,969 -Power is not for the sentimental, yeah? -[sucks teeth] 100 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,930 Now I need someone who can… [whistles] …bring the bucks and the cash. 101 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,766 I came to make a proposition for Rigo Events 102 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:28,894 to be the sponsor of my campaign to represent the Baby Jesus neighborhood. 103 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,065 Plus, aside from doing the event, we can spend more time together. 104 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,817 -What do you think? -[sighs] 105 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,944 What's wrong? Why are you so discouraged? 106 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:39,655 I'm stepped on and dragged around, Tina. 107 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:40,948 Oh. What's up? 108 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,868 Long time no see, dear Tina. 109 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,911 Chayito, what a miracle. 110 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,789 I thought you decided years ago to stay in Gringoland. 111 00:04:48,873 --> 00:04:52,335 Well, yeah, but I got that feeling… homesickness, 112 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:56,213 and, well, I came back to recover my man. 113 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,425 Do you understand, or shall I translate that for you? 114 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,551 -What she means-- -I got it. 115 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,095 It's all perfect, very well. 116 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:04,972 And you, Agustina, 117 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,517 why are you all dressed up visiting my Rigo? 118 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:10,311 Hmm? 119 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,396 -I launched my candidacy. -Mmm. 120 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,734 So, I put on my heels to test how uneven the pavement here is. 121 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,570 -So I can write it down for my policies. -Ah. 122 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,696 And I dropped by Rigo's 123 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,240 to see if he could lend me a hand with the campaign events. 124 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,910 Forget it. We're politically neutral. 125 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,995 Can you explain that, Rigo? 126 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:29,955 Or was I clear enough? 127 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:34,543 Uh, um, so… so Chayo came back from the States to 128 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:37,463 win back my love because she says I'm a catch. 129 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,883 So, we think… She thinks that it's best for our… 130 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,219 You know, our daughter, Brittany. 131 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,638 And right now, my schedule is full, and I… 132 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,392 [Silvia] Women rule in this neighborhood. 133 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:52,978 That's why I need to get allies who know about their bad taste, right? 134 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:55,815 And Tomás is really good at seducing women in the neighborhood. 135 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,150 Mom, we should get someone who speaks better. 136 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,277 Honey, we're in politics. 137 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,738 The last thing people want is to be heard. 138 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:05,658 I also thought of Tere. She talks pure nonsense. 139 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,827 She defends her rights. That's very different. 140 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:11,372 Though I really doubt she wants to ally with the enemy, you know? So… 141 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,415 [knocking on door] 142 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,043 My aunt said no, and we want in on your campaign. 143 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:17,753 Ah-ha! 144 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:20,756 This is fate in the Law of Attraction. 145 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:26,178 Welcome! Welcome! And I promise to pay you very well for your services. 146 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:28,264 -[chuckles] -Chivis, we don't have any money. 147 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:31,851 Remember, poor people love to get paid in promises, right? 148 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:32,852 That… 149 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:37,440 Chayo is back from the US. She wants to get her man back. 150 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,775 -Chayo is back? -Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,193 The one that half the neighborhood 152 00:06:41,277 --> 00:06:43,195 -was head over heels for? -Mm-hmm. 153 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:47,324 The only woman Rigo could replace you with after you left to Juárez. 154 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,618 Why don't you rub it in more, Mom? 155 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,246 Besides, I don't have time to mend my broken heart 156 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,415 when I have to fight to win the election. 157 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,001 -That's true, love. -[sighs] So, yeah. 158 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,128 Ugh, what a bummer. [sucks teeth] 159 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,588 Whatever. It's just a man. 160 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,424 -The campaign is more important. -That's my girl. 161 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,341 [both chuckle] 162 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,597 [Rigo] You can profit from your connections. 163 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,434 Pinky Corcuera can hire us for many town council events. 164 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,977 I hadn't thought of that. 165 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,438 Sky's the limit, my buddy. 166 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,355 Hm-hmm. 167 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,691 So ask. We can go out for beers. 168 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,777 We don't "go out for beers." 169 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,989 You showed me the world of small businesses. 170 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:28,657 [whimsical music playing] 171 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:32,578 Now let me show you how we do networking at the top of big businesses. 172 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,998 -[knocking on table] -[Silvia] Hey. You look like a commoner. 173 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:39,126 That polyester shirt will give you a rash, Diex. 174 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,836 Do you know why? You're a traitor. 175 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,838 And you? Hmm? 176 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:46,050 Tere and Tomás, look at you with your stiff collars. 177 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,760 -What a couple of dummies. -[Silvia scoffs] 178 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,054 You're not even a López, you're a Salcido, 179 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,056 so your whole campaign is fake. 180 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,309 Blondie, look. I will explain this to you because it's like you run on zero. 181 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,604 I'm doing this for Leonor and her family, who are also my family. 182 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,439 Even though they're a few traitors, yeah? 183 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,274 -Yes, yes. There are two. -Shh! 184 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:06,529 Besides, the sign of a good campaign is having a good cause, not a good name. 185 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:09,365 Oh, so what is the cause of the Lópezes? 186 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,825 Besides, I have more connections. I win. 187 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,620 Well, why do you think I stole your Diex? We're even. 188 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,996 Mm-hmm, we'll see about that. 189 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,540 Come on, let's go. 190 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,875 Mmm! That blondie makes my blood boil. 191 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:22,670 If we want to win, I think we should do what the Cheeto man did. 192 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:25,130 The master of playing dirty at campaigns, Donald Trump. 193 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:28,759 Where what matters is not our ideas, but screwing over the others. 194 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,677 Is that allowed? 195 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,762 That's not what's important here, darling. 196 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,556 Okay, so what's your plan to screw her over? 197 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,057 Well, it's a piece of cake for me. 198 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,434 I just have to speak badly of my stepmom like in Cinderella. 199 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,604 Ah, like in Cinderella, I know it. Do you know Cinderella? 200 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,773 -You? You don't even watch cartoons. -Who? 201 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,942 What we are going to do is get Silvia closer 202 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,486 so that people can see she has lots of empathy. 203 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:51,824 Okay, but like through social media so I don't have to touch poor people. 204 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,909 Hello, charming people 205 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:56,537 from the Baby Jesus neighborhood. 206 00:08:56,620 --> 00:09:00,207 Um, I am Silvia Espinoza de los Monteros. 207 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,835 Um, you can call me Chivis. 208 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:07,298 And I love you all so, so, so much that I'm here to listen 209 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,259 to all of your little requests with all my heart. [gasps] 210 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,178 Tell me, what's next for your campaign? Separating church from state? 211 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,138 LESS CHURCHES MORE SCHOOLS 212 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,514 -[gasps] -[indistinct chatter] 213 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,933 You want to end Santería. 214 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:18,892 MORE MEDICINE LESS SANTERÍA 215 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:22,855 But you hit a giant plate every day to "bring the good vibes." 216 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:26,317 Look, Chivis. I never thought you would betray me like this. 217 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,776 MORE ACTION LESS WAXING 218 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,988 If you take away mustaches, I'll take away my vote. You'll see. 219 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,574 Ugh, I'd never say that. What did you do? 220 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,118 Uh, well, change is not easy. 221 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,078 But Tere, I think you went a little overboard. 222 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,205 -This wasn't me. -Like, it's not like that. 223 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,916 What's this about? I can hear it from my campaign site. 224 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,502 It's right here in Chivis' campaign. 225 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,005 She wants to take away our traditions and customs. 226 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,425 But at least we have some new ideas, right? 227 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,303 I mean, your group isn't even campaigning. 228 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,805 Of course we're campaigning. Want to see? 229 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,643 [Tina] If you vote for Chivis, 230 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,187 you will bring the Baby Jesus of the neighborhood 231 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,313 of Baby Jesus to tears. 232 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:08,442 She's a guru from a sect of thin people who make women do vicious training. 233 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,445 And she throws away their sacred food. 234 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,030 -Come on. -This is… 235 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,574 [Tina] Silvia Espinoza endorses Pagan celebrations 236 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,618 -where they slaughter turkeys. -You seeing this? 237 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,246 [Tina] She even plays instruments to compete with the beautiful bells 238 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,748 of our neighborhood's church. 239 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,834 You may know her daughter, Crista, the racist. 240 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,086 Oh, they're just poor. 241 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,420 [all gasp] 242 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,005 It smells kind of weird, you know? 243 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,926 [Tina] And as if that wasn't enough, Silvia Espinoza went bankrupt 244 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,011 for not knowing how to manage her house. 245 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,680 [sighs] Okay. 246 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,682 [Tina] Think about it, if she lost her estate, 247 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,392 what will happen to our neighborhood? 248 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,935 Vote for López. 249 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,978 [sirens chime] 250 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,105 Hey! 251 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,564 Now what? 252 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,484 -These videos are disgusting. -[chuckles] 253 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,445 But effective. The neighborhood is with Agustina. Check the ratings. 254 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:56,156 Oh, but our rankings aren't full of lies like yours. 255 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,908 "Oh, Chivis can't do anything." Huh? 256 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,743 We're lying? Oh, but we're not. 257 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,496 -Sil, what's ten minus one? -You know I'm not good with numbers. 258 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,457 Um, um, okay, but at least our campaign is ethical. 259 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,917 Sensationalism is what you promote. 260 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,503 But we don't give out orders. That's how dictatorships start. 261 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,214 -Listen. I forbid you from saying that. -See that? See? 262 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,465 You said I'm a racist. 263 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,801 Yeah, but you don't like dark-skinned people. 264 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,221 Be grateful we invited you to the party or you'd be lynched. 265 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,141 You betrayed your neighborhood. You went to live on the frontier. 266 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,144 What did you think would happen? That you could just switch sides? 267 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,854 So sad they didn't give you a chance. Aw! 268 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,939 No, hang on. I'm not a sensationalist. I'm critical. 269 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,192 Authoritarian! You want everyone to think like you. 270 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,027 My campaign is ethical. We don't play dirty. 271 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,447 Your house is dirty! You're playing dirty, and… 272 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,783 [clamoring] 273 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,660 -Hey! -What? 274 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,997 What if instead of fighting like lady grocers, we do something better 275 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,458 and hold a political, democratic, and civilized debate? 276 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,793 -That's what I thought. -That's also what I was gonna say. 277 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,754 First place in speech club. You're done. 278 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,173 What does speech club have to do with debate? 279 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,716 -Hear her? -[Tina] Let's go, Ma. 280 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,634 -[sighs] -I learned how to rap in prison. 281 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,847 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the debate of the candidates 282 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,683 for representative of the Baby Jesus neighborhood! 283 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,977 [all cheering] 284 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,729 Let's go! 285 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:14,276 On this side, the natural blonde, Silvia Espinoza de los Monteros. 286 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,696 And on the other side, the shorty shaped like a grape, 287 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,781 Agustina Salcido. 288 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,073 Let's go! 289 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,993 And the mediator for this debate, native to this neighborhood, 290 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,038 and though she succeeded in show business and political business, 291 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,373 she never denied her origins, 292 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,043 Mrs. Maribel Fernández! 293 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,213 [cheering] 294 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:39,384 I want to start this important debate 295 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,012 by asking my fellow ladies 296 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,725 which one of you two better represents the neighborhood? 297 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,976 Well, me, of course. 298 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,229 This one here doesn't even know her zip code. 299 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,897 Hey! Of course, I do. 300 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,817 -It's… -You see? She doesn't know. 301 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,984 The zip code's not important 302 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,945 when you carry the neighborhood in your heart. 303 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,446 [cheering] 304 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,365 Yeah! In your heart! 305 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:06,036 Nice to hear you carry the neighborhood in your heart 306 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:10,165 because others carry it in their underwear and don't give a crap about it. 307 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,250 [all chuckle] 308 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,087 So, what actions will you take to improve the neighborhood? 309 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,130 For a start, make it exist, okay? 310 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,382 I mean, it's not on Waze. 311 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,800 -Ah, that's right! -[cheering] 312 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:23,387 Stop blackouts, so we can spend as much time watching soccer 313 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,680 and our soap operas! 314 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,515 Yes! I need to get to watch my soap operas! 315 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,934 And I promise full pantries for everyone! 316 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,561 [all cheering] 317 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,897 Home cinemas and vacuum robots! 318 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,232 Okay, but how? 319 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,817 Espinoza for robot! 320 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,777 I promise to improve the sewage system 321 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,655 so we can at least throw a bucket of water in the toilet 322 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,490 and not stink the whole house up. 323 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,159 [cheering] 324 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,537 Well, I don't promise you anything. 325 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,499 Because I'm done with politicians who are fake! 326 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,584 What is this? 327 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,668 -Who is she? -I don't know. 328 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,879 That's why I crossed the border, 329 00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:00,716 and I bring you politics from the first-world! 330 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,553 Of course! Like doing international trades 331 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,514 so that we can export our pork-rind tortillas! 332 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,892 -[cheering] -Hey, of course! 333 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:15,188 And how about some free high heels for female empowerment? 334 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,857 [cheering] 335 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,653 Electrocuting all those petty thieves like they do in the States! 336 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:24,615 [cheering] 337 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,366 Oh! 338 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,620 -And boobies for everyone! -[cheering] 339 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,871 That's it! 340 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,833 Go, go! 341 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,586 -And you? -Hmm? 342 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,921 Didn't you go to the States 343 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423 because neither this neighborhood nor Rigo were enough for you? 344 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,594 Well, if to mark my territory I have to get into politics, 345 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,763 that's what I'm doing, sweetie. 346 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,516 A girl has to do what a girl has to do. 347 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,604 Who is this imposter? Like… 348 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,773 What the fuck? 349 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,026 I am kicking Agustina out of this neighborhood, 350 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,319 and that blondie as well! 351 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,906 I've been checking out our books, and I can't believe this. 352 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,200 Agustina doesn't even pay you rent! 353 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,745 So right now I'm going to file a citizen's complaint. 354 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,790 But Chayo, Tina is family. 355 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:20,170 Agustina is my enemy in politics and rival in love. 356 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,256 Or did you really think I would never find out 357 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,134 that you went after her super-wide hips? 358 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,719 How did you find out? 359 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,263 It's a small town, gossip travels. 360 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,599 [whimsical music playing] 361 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,691 Hi, lovely followers. [sniffles] 362 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,819 We're here because we have an important announcement. 363 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,529 It's the end of us. 364 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,157 We have to do this because of the political climate 365 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,410 where we are at the moment. 366 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,621 As community managers of opposite campaigns, 367 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,832 we've decided to go different ways. 368 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,544 I decided to become an influencer like Mariana "Glowy-Glowy" 369 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,672 because I wanted my mom to win the elections. 370 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632 Like the governor Samy Cantú. 371 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:08,552 And I've decided to do propaganda like Raúl Araiza, 372 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,469 but for a good part. 373 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,180 But that doesn't mean we don't love you all anymore. 374 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,349 [whimpers, sniffles] 375 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,018 I'll miss you, Pablo. 376 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,020 You too, Crista. 377 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,604 [sighs] 378 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,358 [whimpers, sniffles] 379 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,152 What? You didn't start crying? 380 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,988 No, no, no. I'm… I'm leaving. 381 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,617 [chuckles] Don't scare me, Neto. 382 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,370 I’m sure this must've cost a fortune. 383 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,621 Well, yes, yes. 384 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,166 But Pinky has to feel like he is among his people. 385 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,295 I'll handle Pinky, and you are going undercover as my caddy. 386 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,713 -Caddy? -Yeah, I think-- 387 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,006 What's up, king? 388 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,382 Hello, king. 389 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,260 Let's get started. [whistles] 390 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,803 What? Did you bring any booze? 391 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,930 -Check this out. -[Pinky] Oh! 392 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,851 Pops, you sure know what I like. [chuckles] 393 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,604 And I also left the tab open at hole 19 with a free bar, 394 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,190 so you don't have to worry about anything. 395 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,566 [both chuckle] 396 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,151 Ready to be humiliated? 397 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:10,030 [both chuckling] 398 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,367 [chuckles awkwardly] 399 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,498 Hey, buddy, shouldn't we talk about business with this bastard 400 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,042 before he takes the free bar thing too seriously? 401 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,043 [camera shutter clicks] 402 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,295 But we're only at hole number one. 403 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,256 Which hole do you talk about business? 404 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,343 Well, usually at the last one. 405 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,386 I got this. 406 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,726 Our rankings have fallen. The polls favor Chayo. 407 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,228 They're traitors really. 408 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,230 They didn't forgive me for going to Juárez, 409 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,898 but they forgive her for going to the US. 410 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,067 But she made it to the other side, sweetheart. 411 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,693 Your account is full of haters, Mom. 412 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,861 Oh, I love it. 413 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,239 Like, there's no bad publicity in politics, right? 414 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,616 We have to do something, or we'll lose. 415 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,368 We're gonna lose if we don't do something. 416 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,956 Let's form a coalition. We'll be stronger together. 417 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,624 Yes, I was gonna say that. 418 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,042 I was gonna propose that. 419 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,502 Not if I was on drugs. 420 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,586 Not if I was drunk. 421 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,255 Think about it. 422 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,174 [whimsical music playing] 423 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,680 [whispers] Son of a-- [grunts] 424 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,182 Hey, commoner, do your job and pick that up. 425 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:20,851 [grunts] 426 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,020 Are you losing to this moron on purpose? 427 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,439 He's really bad. 428 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,775 Okay, I'll bring up the business now. 429 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,738 Hey, Pops! We can seize the opportunity of Sil and I 430 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,074 having a social business, right? A start-up. 431 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,784 Oh. What happened, my dude? 432 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,536 We were drinking in peace. 433 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,662 [chuckles] 434 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,622 Come on. 435 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,791 Bring the stuff. 436 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,876 Hurry up, let's go. 437 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,212 No way I'm joining my rival. What am I, a traitor? 438 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,257 Forget about it. I mean, I have a personal agenda. 439 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,842 That's why I got into politics. 440 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,471 I need a sign from heaven. Like that time I saw Leo in the bathroom 441 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,223 and I knew I could listen to Rigo. 442 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,391 -Yeah. -Yes, but… 443 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,143 -[cell phone ringing] -[scoffs] 444 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,978 If you could just… 445 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,479 Hello. 446 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,317 Sil! I've seen your ranking, huh. You're way down, 447 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110 so I called to give you some motivation. 448 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,656 If you win, you and I will be able to inflate the budget. 449 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,824 -[chuckles] -[gasps] 450 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:18,742 Yes. 451 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,535 Divine. 452 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,371 [whimsical music playing] 453 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:28,210 [enchanting music playing] 454 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,506 Dude! Did you see my shot? 455 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,634 No, no, no! Placed ball! He… he moved the ball! 456 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,260 I saw him. I saw… Don't play, dude! 457 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,803 I saw you! I saw you move the ball. 458 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,847 Hey, Ernie, settle your servant. 459 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,059 He's talking back, and he's blind too. 460 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,645 -I will kill that bastard! -No, no, no! Listen! Listen to me. 461 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,731 Look, if we start arguing, we're going to lose the business. 462 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,233 -Calm down. Calm down. -[Rigo] Okay. 463 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,486 -[whispers] Rat bastard. -To win, you'll need a miracle shot. 464 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,906 [chuckles] Well, miracle shots do exist. 465 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,199 Impossible. 466 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,700 You're a loser. 467 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,245 Remember when I won the ski race in Vail? 468 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,373 Oh yeah. Why didn't you and Sil go this year? 469 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,793 Because we were celebrating our anniversary. 470 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,294 In Madrid. 471 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,879 Mmm. Madrid! 472 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,923 Sil told you we went there once, didn't she? 473 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,426 And, well, she took advantage of me being younger. [chuckles] 474 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,844 Yeah, she mentioned that. 475 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,806 That Sil goes crazy really easily, huh, Neto? 476 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,392 [chuckles] 477 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,644 Oh, calm down, I'm messing with you. 478 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,937 [chuckles] 479 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,731 Okay, that's it. Take your last swing. 480 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,316 I want to take the crown. 481 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,988 [sighs] 482 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:43,994 [whimsical music playing] 483 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,849 [inaudible] 484 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,861 [both yell] 485 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,114 -[both chuckling] -[Neto] Whoo-hoo! 486 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,579 -Miracles exist! -Yeah! 487 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,664 -Whoo! -[both chuckle] 488 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,166 -Okay. -Whoo! 489 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,044 Um, okay, well, um… 490 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,421 Since I became mayor, everyone's let me win. 491 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,049 This is the first time I've lost. 492 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:47,015 Hey, "Pops," that thing about my wife was a stupid joke, right? 493 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,726 Because if it wasn't, I'll have to beat the shit out of you. 494 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,979 And if he won't, I will, dickface. 495 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,025 [chuckles] 496 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,237 Okay. So, I think that business we talked about… 497 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,907 [chuckles] …has gone to shit, right? 498 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,824 [chuckles] 499 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,495 What happened, Catalina? Why are you here? 500 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,913 Shh! 501 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,125 I bring secret information about the campaign. Ms. Chayo's. 502 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,336 Secret? But I did an investigation. 503 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,881 Chayo wants to kick you and Mrs. Silvia out of your houses to make the case 504 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,801 that you don't even have an address in this neighborhood, then she'll win. 505 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,511 -No way. -[Cata] Mmm. 506 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,595 And Rigo agreed to that? 507 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,764 Well, he didn't say yes or no. 508 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,265 Oh, shoot! 509 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,725 And I know something worse. 510 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,853 Chayo was deported for leaving birria bones in the street. 511 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,688 -And that's illegal over in the States. -Hmm. 512 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,567 She just came to take money from Mr. Rigo and go back with her new lover. 513 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,902 How'd you find that out? 514 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,029 Facebook. She posts about everything. 515 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,448 -How dumb. -People still use Facebook? 516 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,158 That's the sign. 517 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,870 That must be the sign! 518 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,081 [upbeat music playing] 519 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,208 ♪ The López-Espinozas ♪ 520 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,002 ♪ The woke and the posh ♪ 521 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,130 ♪ Together we are stronger ♪ 522 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,257 ♪ United we're strong ♪ 523 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,051 ♪ The López-Espinozas ♪ 524 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,512 ♪ The woke and the posh ♪ 525 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,597 ♪ Working hand-in-hand ♪ 526 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,475 ♪ To get a much better life ♪ 527 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,769 ♪ The López-Espinozas ♪ 528 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,980 ♪ The woke and the posh ♪ 529 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,691 ♪ The López-Espinozas ♪ 530 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,776 ♪ The woke and the posh ♪ 531 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,154 ♪ López-Espinoza ♪ 532 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,823 That's the actual campaign? Those TikToks are just dumb. 533 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,199 It's what works best. 534 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,242 Oh, Diego. 535 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,161 Listen, Tere, it's not my fault. 536 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:34,122 So, hey, I've been thinking, since we're no longer in opposition, 537 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,624 we could reopen our dual-account, Toxicutes. 538 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,835 Mmm, I don't think that's a good idea. 539 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,672 Look, since I've been single, my personal account has gotten more fans. 540 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,923 Wait. No way, dude! 541 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,259 That's how you waste time during working hours? 542 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:49,012 In politics, you call that corruption. 543 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,431 [scoffs] 544 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,434 No way, there are ten more! 545 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,518 [Tina] Rigo! 546 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:57,937 [Rigo] Tina. 547 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,357 Tomorrow's the end of the campaign. If Chayo sees you here… 548 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,819 Well, let her think I'm bribing you like a corrupt politician. Here. 549 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,696 This is all the rent money. 550 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,448 You can keep the elastic. 551 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,074 No. Tina, wait. I didn't ask for it. 552 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,035 No, but I found out that Chayo 553 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,914 wants to kick us out to win the election, and you didn't even stand up to her, Rigo. 554 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,751 It's not like that, Tina. The thing is, we have a joint bank account. 555 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,880 But look, I'm already expanding my business so I can keep supporting you. 556 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,006 [chuckles] 557 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,174 Oh, Rigo. 558 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,592 That's not necessary. 559 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,635 Don't sweat it. 560 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,888 As soon as the election is over, I'm leaving that little house you left us, 561 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,264 which, by the way, smells bad. 562 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:34,891 Tina… 563 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,978 T… [sighs] 564 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,313 What do you think, buddy? 565 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,731 RIGO & NETO EVENTS 566 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:46,653 With your connections and my vision, we can take this to the next level. 567 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,447 [exhales] 568 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,533 RIGO & NETO EVENTS 569 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,910 Partners! 570 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,999 [all cheering] 571 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:04,254 Good evening, people of the Baby Jesus neighborhood! 572 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,421 Rigo! 573 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:08,091 Events by Rigo and Neto 574 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,137 welcomes you to the end of the campaign for the candidates for the coalition. 575 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:14,556 López-Espinoza! 576 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,100 [cheering] 577 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,769 [whistles] 578 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,730 And for Mrs. Chayito, who just came back from the US. 579 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,482 [cheering] 580 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,567 [booing] 581 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,694 [chanting] Chayo! Chayo! Chayo! 582 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:30,738 And now, I hand the stage to the mayor, 583 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:34,450 who already has the results from the votes! 584 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:35,368 [clapping] 585 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,036 -Take a picture with me, would you? -Sure. 586 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,457 How's my neighborhood? 587 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,293 [all together] Good! 588 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:46,713 It's time to find out who will be our new representative. 589 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,591 Together, with me, we will keep all of your… 590 00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,343 [all together] Pinky promise! 591 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:54,387 And our new leader is… 592 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,432 Oh, stop it. Come on, don't give us the suspense. Let's go! 593 00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:58,683 Whoo! 594 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,059 What? What? 595 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:02,812 It's a tie. 596 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,230 [all together] What? 597 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,065 -Aw, come on. You heard him! -No! 598 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,275 -What? -Wait! 599 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,028 There's one more vote. 600 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,571 [all gasp] 601 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,782 I'm sorry. With all the preparations for the party, 602 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,784 I forgot to put my vote in the ballot box. 603 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,411 We want to redo the vote! 604 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,206 Pinky Corcuera, untimely votes can't count in your government! Come on! 605 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,875 And why not? Why not? 606 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,085 -My Rigo has every right to vote. -Yeah! 607 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:29,756 [clamoring] 608 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,968 Sir, if we redo the vote, we would have to reassign more of the budget, 609 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,012 and you already spent it on your Paris trip. 610 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,056 So what? 611 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,766 Of course we are taking this vote. 612 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:43,728 It's not fair for any citizen to be left out of the election process. 613 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,063 -Of course! -[scoffs] 614 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,523 We've already lost. I'm telling you now. 615 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,608 [clamoring] 616 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,818 -[man] Wait a second. -[woman] What is happening? 617 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,072 -The vote goes to… -[chuckles] 618 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,241 …the coalition, López-Espinoza! 619 00:26:57,325 --> 00:27:00,703 [cheering] 620 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,796 [together] López-Espinozas! 621 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:18,971 Wait-- 622 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,809 -Attention, please! -Now what?! 623 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,687 These women can't represent our neighborhood 624 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,814 because they don't even live here. 625 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:30,566 Very soon their victory will be taken away 626 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,985 because I have already filed a citizen's complaint. 627 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,362 -Huh? -What's that? 628 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,657 This fucking neighborhood, do I have to explain everything now? 629 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,867 -Come on! -[all clamoring] 630 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,787 A complaint about someone doing wrong. 631 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,540 [all chuckling] 632 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:51,796 I saw your Facebook last night. 633 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,220 [upbeat music playing] 634 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:04,267 I should be happy, but Pablo didn't want to reactivate Toxicutes. 635 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,352 And I really miss our account. 636 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,646 I don't think what you're missing is Toxicutes. 637 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:10,773 [gasps] 638 00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:14,944 [Pablo chuckling] 639 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,747 -Pablo? -Ah, yeah. Hold on. 640 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,585 Now I'm happy. I figured out why I was feeling down. 641 00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:32,003 It's because of you. 642 00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:35,339 [gentle music playing] 643 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,216 [Pablo scoffs] 644 00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:40,887 Wh… what? We don't have to make content for the Toxicutes. 645 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,348 It's that… [sighs] Ew. That I, the girl, 646 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,770 have to say it to you first. It's not okay, but I'm doing it. 647 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:54,066 What I'm saying is I like you for real. Like, can we be Toxicutes like, for real? 648 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,735 Uh, um… 649 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:59,697 But the thing is, right now, I'm trying to maintain my personality, 650 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,241 both online and in real life. 651 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:06,037 And, well, online, I'm a sexy bachelor, and in the real world too. 652 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:09,624 Um, but thank you. Good luck. 653 00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,379 [indistinct chatter] 654 00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:16,672 You okay? 655 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:18,716 No. 656 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,303 I feel like I have a bad cold, but I can't sneeze. 657 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,723 Or like a stomach ache, but without throwing anything up. 658 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,642 What's wrong? 659 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,602 -It's called rejection. -[sighs] 660 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,395 Welcome to the world of mortals. 661 00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:33,564 We're a good fucking team, yeah? 662 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,399 "A good fucking team?" 663 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,903 Yeah, we fought and whatnot, but in the end, we won the campaign. 664 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,405 We won the campaign, but in the end, 665 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,491 you and I kind of lost, right? 666 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:44,450 Hang on. 667 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,577 Is this you breaking up with me? 668 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,204 I didn't prepare, but… 669 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:49,831 [sniffles] 670 00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:53,918 Tere, it's not you, it's me. 671 00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:57,755 Well, it's both of us, but in the end, 672 00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,383 it is more of you than me because you don't accept me 673 00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,302 for the man that I am. So… 674 00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,638 And I can't be your boyfriend. 675 00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:07,473 It's over now. 676 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,270 [sad music playing] 677 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:17,984 [Tina] Rigoberto! 678 00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:22,738 I wanted to thank you for voting for us. I truly wasn't expecting it. 679 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,532 I'm done with Chayo, Agustina. 680 00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:27,410 My vote has always been for you. 681 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,912 In everything. 682 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,873 [happy music playing] 683 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:34,458 [sucks teeth] Honestly, I've been wanting to give you a real kiss 684 00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,459 for the past few days. 685 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,587 Well, do it, then. 686 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,757 -[Neto gasps] Whoa! -[Silvia cheering] 687 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,385 [all cheering] 688 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,597 [Silvia] Look at 'em! 689 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,056 -Aw! -No! 690 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,976 Well, now is the perfect moment for your speech. 691 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,353 [all continue cheering] 692 00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,857 -Well, you're better with words. -Usually I am, yeah. 693 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,110 -[all chanting] Give a speech! -[cell phone chimes] 694 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,154 One second. One second. One second. 695 00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,323 Um, Chivis, I forgot to tell you 696 00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:08,367 that we have a clandestine investment in the Cayman Islands. 697 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,578 I just got the bank statement. 698 00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:12,705 We are millionaires again! 699 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:13,706 [gasps] 700 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:14,832 No way! 701 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,959 Tina, I just got an offer 702 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,503 for your sisters super-cool house in the posh community. 703 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,466 -Now you're rich! [chuckles] -[gasps] No way! 704 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:27,386 Well, no. I mean, not me, my family is because Leonor set it up for them. 705 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,971 -[Dolores] Is this real? -Yes. 706 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:32,391 -Thank God! -This means, honey, your nightmare's over. 707 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:36,854 Because you longer have to represent this neighborhood that you hate. 708 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,482 Well, so it's over, then. Finally, Blondie. 709 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:43,486 We don't even have to work together anymore. 710 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,738 Was a pleasure. 711 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,369 [whimsical music playing] 712 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,747 [gasps] 713 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,086 [scoffs] 714 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,128 What is this? 715 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,089 What are we gonna do? 716 00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:05,591 [music building] 717 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,555 [all cheering] 718 00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:15,810 ["El Dinero No Es La Vida" by Ximena Sariñana & Rubén Blades playing] 719 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,718 [song ends]