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-[upbeat music playing]
-[sighs]
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-Oh my gosh! Everyone gonna cook flautas?
-[Silvia] This line's never-ending.
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-Elvira!
-[Elvira] Hey! What's up, Tina?
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What's new? Oh hey, guess what.
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I got you a big discount
on the cream you asked for.
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Hey! You can't cut the line.
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I wasn't cutting. She was holding my spot.
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-Of course.
-Yes, yes. I said I'll hold it, Tina.
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The nerve of these people. It's stupid.
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Good morning, dear people
of the Saint Judas neighborhood.
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Don't you mean
the Baby Jesus neighborhood?
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Yes, this is Baby Jesus.
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From the Baby Jesus to the Saint Judas.
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While I'm in office, every town
is important and not one will be ignored
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because that was a…
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[all] Pinky Promise!
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Pinky!
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Pinky Corcuera. How's your mother?
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Sil, but what are you doing here
among these people?
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They're nice. So nice!
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I started an NGO
and set up communal tortilla shops
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to help this charming little town.
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So here I am, giving it my all.
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Why don't we seize the opportunity
of you having a business here
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and launch you as a representative?
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My mom will love seeing you
at the parties we have at Congress.
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Oh!
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What is the mayor doing organizing parties
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when this town
doesn't even have running water?
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-[woman] That's true.
-Can you believe it?
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-Actually, that's why I'm here.
-Hush.
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To start the campaign
for a representative for the town.
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I will work on requests with the winner.
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[all] Pinky promise!
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Do it, Sil. There's a big budget.
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Hey, gorgeous people, guess what?
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I finally announced
my candidacy to you. [chuckles]
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[clapping]
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Oh yeah?
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Well, I launch myself as a candidate too.
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[Elvira] Go, Tina!
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-[whistling]
-[applause]
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So you think… [inhales]
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…a person like you
can beat someone like me?
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[chuckles]
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Well, this person standing here
has a lot of guts,
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and I won't let
a former rich girl rule over my territory.
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-What about that?
-Mmm.
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[Elvira] That's right! That's right, Tina!
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[clapping]
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I will win. I will win, people!
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-She thinks…
-Vote for Agustina.
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I'm launching my candidacy
as the local representative
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of the Baby Jesus neighborhood.
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[gasps] Politics will make us rich again.
Yes, sir!
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-In like a thousand years.
-[Silvia] Wrong.
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I mean, my dad, when he lost everything,
got it all back in no time.
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All thanks to his connections
in Mexican politics.
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But Mexican politics
have changed lately, my love.
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Ernesto, please.
I don't want any negative thoughts.
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What I want is to change my energy
to attract more abundance.
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Hey! I'll sign up
to be your campaign manager.
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I've got your slogan.
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"I'm angry about the poor."
Wow. A universal phrase.
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Diego, it's necessary
to have people on my team
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who have dealt with being poor before.
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I no longer have hydrating masks!
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For example. Well, you're hired!
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-And you can be my Community Manager.
-[gasps]
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-You still don't think I have potential.
-No! No, no. Not at all.
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The thing is…
I think I need someone from here
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who can balance
my lack of brashness, you know?
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-Honey! Aw.
-[door opens]
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[door slams shut]
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[gasps] Chivis for neighborhood queen.
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Well, I'm launching my candidacy.
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I will not let that fake blonde woman win,
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using people
to climb her social ladder. Mm-mm!
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You're doing the right thing
by competing with her.
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Now I only need a good campaign manager
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getting those connections I don't have.
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-Ah-ha.
-It's me. Okay.
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Silvia rejected me as her campaign manager
because I don't represent the town.
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That's classism, Tere.
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When will you understand
that reverse classism doesn't exist?
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Then it's discrimination against me
or something because, like, I mean,
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I'm the best. I made Farty Rob president
when he ran in high school.
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Then, you're hired!
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Auntie, my ideas are super awesome.
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Come on, Teresita.
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People with resentment work better.
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Now I just need to find someone
to speak for me.
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Someone wonderful and charismatic.
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Uh, thank you, sister. I accept.
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-Pablo.
-Hmm?
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Right now, you have everyone, everyone,
everyone treating you like a god.
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You're in.
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Auntie, are you really going
to reject Tomás and me?
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-Power is not for the sentimental, yeah?
-[sucks teeth]
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Now I need someone who can… [whistles]
…bring the bucks and the cash.
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I came to make a proposition
for Rigo Events
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to be the sponsor of my campaign
to represent the Baby Jesus neighborhood.
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Plus, aside from doing the event,
we can spend more time together.
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-What do you think?
-[sighs]
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What's wrong? Why are you so discouraged?
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I'm stepped on and dragged around, Tina.
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Oh. What's up?
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Long time no see, dear Tina.
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Chayito, what a miracle.
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I thought you decided years ago
to stay in Gringoland.
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Well, yeah,
but I got that feeling… homesickness,
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and, well, I came back to recover my man.
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Do you understand,
or shall I translate that for you?
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-What she means--
-I got it.
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It's all perfect, very well.
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And you, Agustina,
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why are you all dressed up
visiting my Rigo?
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Hmm?
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-I launched my candidacy.
-Mmm.
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So, I put on my heels
to test how uneven the pavement here is.
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-So I can write it down for my policies.
-Ah.
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And I dropped by Rigo's
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to see if he could lend me a hand
with the campaign events.
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Forget it. We're politically neutral.
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Can you explain that, Rigo?
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Or was I clear enough?
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Uh, um, so… so Chayo came back
from the States to
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win back my love
because she says I'm a catch.
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So, we think…
She thinks that it's best for our…
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You know, our daughter, Brittany.
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And right now, my schedule is full, and I…
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[Silvia] Women rule in this neighborhood.
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That's why I need to get allies
who know about their bad taste, right?
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And Tomás is really good
at seducing women in the neighborhood.
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Mom, we should get someone
who speaks better.
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Honey, we're in politics.
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The last thing people want is to be heard.
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I also thought of Tere.
She talks pure nonsense.
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She defends her rights.
That's very different.
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Though I really doubt she wants
to ally with the enemy, you know? So…
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[knocking on door]
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My aunt said no,
and we want in on your campaign.
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Ah-ha!
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This is fate in the Law of Attraction.
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Welcome! Welcome! And I promise
to pay you very well for your services.
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-[chuckles]
-Chivis, we don't have any money.
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Remember, poor people love
to get paid in promises, right?
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That…
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Chayo is back from the US.
She wants to get her man back.
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-Chayo is back?
-Mm-hmm.
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The one that half the neighborhood
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-was head over heels for?
-Mm-hmm.
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The only woman Rigo could replace you with
after you left to Juárez.
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Why don't you rub it in more, Mom?
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Besides, I don't have time
to mend my broken heart
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when I have to fight to win the election.
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-That's true, love.
-[sighs] So, yeah.
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Ugh, what a bummer. [sucks teeth]
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Whatever. It's just a man.
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-The campaign is more important.
-That's my girl.
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[both chuckle]
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[Rigo] You can profit
from your connections.
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Pinky Corcuera can hire us
for many town council events.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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Sky's the limit, my buddy.
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Hm-hmm.
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So ask. We can go out for beers.
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We don't "go out for beers."
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You showed me the world
of small businesses.
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[whimsical music playing]
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Now let me show you how we do networking
at the top of big businesses.
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-[knocking on table]
-[Silvia] Hey. You look like a commoner.
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That polyester shirt
will give you a rash, Diex.
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Do you know why? You're a traitor.
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And you? Hmm?
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Tere and Tomás, look at you
with your stiff collars.
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-What a couple of dummies.
-[Silvia scoffs]
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You're not even a López, you're a Salcido,
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so your whole campaign is fake.
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Blondie, look. I will explain this to you
because it's like you run on zero.
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I'm doing this for Leonor and her family,
who are also my family.
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Even though they're a few traitors, yeah?
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-Yes, yes. There are two.
-Shh!
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Besides, the sign of a good campaign
is having a good cause, not a good name.
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Oh, so what is the cause of the Lópezes?
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Besides, I have more connections. I win.
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Well, why do you think I stole your Diex?
We're even.
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Mm-hmm, we'll see about that.
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Come on, let's go.
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Mmm! That blondie makes my blood boil.
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If we want to win, I think we should do
what the Cheeto man did.
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The master of playing dirty at campaigns,
Donald Trump.
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Where what matters is not our ideas,
but screwing over the others.
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Is that allowed?
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That's not what's important here, darling.
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Okay, so what's your plan
to screw her over?
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Well, it's a piece of cake for me.
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I just have to speak badly of my stepmom
like in Cinderella.
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Ah, like in Cinderella, I know it.
Do you know Cinderella?
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-You? You don't even watch cartoons.
-Who?
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What we are going to do
is get Silvia closer
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so that people can see
she has lots of empathy.
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Okay, but like through social media
so I don't have to touch poor people.
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Hello, charming people
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from the Baby Jesus neighborhood.
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Um, I am Silvia Espinoza de los Monteros.
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Um, you can call me Chivis.
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And I love you all so, so, so much
that I'm here to listen
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to all of your little requests
with all my heart. [gasps]
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Tell me, what's next for your campaign?
Separating church from state?
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LESS CHURCHES
MORE SCHOOLS
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-[gasps]
-[indistinct chatter]
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You want to end Santería.
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MORE MEDICINE
LESS SANTERÍA
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But you hit a giant plate every day
to "bring the good vibes."
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Look, Chivis. I never thought
you would betray me like this.
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MORE ACTION
LESS WAXING
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If you take away mustaches,
I'll take away my vote. You'll see.
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Ugh, I'd never say that. What did you do?
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Uh, well, change is not easy.
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But Tere,
I think you went a little overboard.
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-This wasn't me.
-Like, it's not like that.
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What's this about?
I can hear it from my campaign site.
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It's right here in Chivis' campaign.
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She wants to take away
our traditions and customs.
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But at least we have
some new ideas, right?
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I mean, your group isn't even campaigning.
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Of course we're campaigning. Want to see?
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[Tina] If you vote for Chivis,
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you will bring the Baby Jesus
of the neighborhood
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of Baby Jesus to tears.
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She's a guru from a sect of thin people
who make women do vicious training.
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And she throws away their sacred food.
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-Come on.
-This is…
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[Tina] Silvia Espinoza
endorses Pagan celebrations
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-where they slaughter turkeys.
-You seeing this?
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[Tina] She even plays instruments
to compete with the beautiful bells
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of our neighborhood's church.
239
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,834
You may know her daughter,
Crista, the racist.
240
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,086
Oh, they're just poor.
241
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,420
[all gasp]
242
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,005
It smells kind of weird, you know?
243
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,926
[Tina] And as if that wasn't enough,
Silvia Espinoza went bankrupt
244
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,011
for not knowing how to manage her house.
245
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,680
[sighs] Okay.
246
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,682
[Tina] Think about it,
if she lost her estate,
247
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,392
what will happen to our neighborhood?
248
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,935
Vote for López.
249
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,978
[sirens chime]
250
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,105
Hey!
251
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,564
Now what?
252
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,484
-These videos are disgusting.
-[chuckles]
253
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,445
But effective. The neighborhood
is with Agustina. Check the ratings.
254
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:56,156
Oh, but our rankings
aren't full of lies like yours.
255
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,908
"Oh, Chivis can't do anything." Huh?
256
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,743
We're lying? Oh, but we're not.
257
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,496
-Sil, what's ten minus one?
-You know I'm not good with numbers.
258
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,457
Um, um, okay,
but at least our campaign is ethical.
259
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,917
Sensationalism is what you promote.
260
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,503
But we don't give out orders.
That's how dictatorships start.
261
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,214
-Listen. I forbid you from saying that.
-See that? See?
262
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,465
You said I'm a racist.
263
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,801
Yeah, but you don't
like dark-skinned people.
264
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,221
Be grateful we invited you
to the party or you'd be lynched.
265
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,141
You betrayed your neighborhood.
You went to live on the frontier.
266
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,144
What did you think would happen?
That you could just switch sides?
267
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,854
So sad they didn't give you a chance. Aw!
268
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,939
No, hang on.
I'm not a sensationalist. I'm critical.
269
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,192
Authoritarian!
You want everyone to think like you.
270
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,027
My campaign is ethical.
We don't play dirty.
271
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,447
Your house is dirty!
You're playing dirty, and…
272
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,783
[clamoring]
273
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,660
-Hey!
-What?
274
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,997
What if instead of fighting
like lady grocers, we do something better
275
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,458
and hold a political, democratic,
and civilized debate?
276
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,793
-That's what I thought.
-That's also what I was gonna say.
277
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,754
First place in speech club. You're done.
278
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,173
What does speech club
have to do with debate?
279
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,716
-Hear her?
-[Tina] Let's go, Ma.
280
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,634
-[sighs]
-I learned how to rap in prison.
281
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,847
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to the debate of the candidates
282
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,683
for representative
of the Baby Jesus neighborhood!
283
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,977
[all cheering]
284
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,729
Let's go!
285
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:14,276
On this side, the natural blonde,
Silvia Espinoza de los Monteros.
286
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,696
And on the other side,
the shorty shaped like a grape,
287
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,781
Agustina Salcido.
288
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,073
Let's go!
289
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,993
And the mediator for this debate,
native to this neighborhood,
290
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,038
and though she succeeded in show business
and political business,
291
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,373
she never denied her origins,
292
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,043
Mrs. Maribel Fernández!
293
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,213
[cheering]
294
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:39,384
I want to start this important debate
295
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,012
by asking my fellow ladies
296
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,725
which one of you two
better represents the neighborhood?
297
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,976
Well, me, of course.
298
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,229
This one here
doesn't even know her zip code.
299
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,897
Hey! Of course, I do.
300
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,817
-It's…
-You see? She doesn't know.
301
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,984
The zip code's not important
302
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,945
when you carry the neighborhood
in your heart.
303
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,446
[cheering]
304
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,365
Yeah! In your heart!
305
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:06,036
Nice to hear you carry the neighborhood
in your heart
306
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:10,165
because others carry it in their underwear
and don't give a crap about it.
307
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,250
[all chuckle]
308
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,087
So, what actions will you take
to improve the neighborhood?
309
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,130
For a start, make it exist, okay?
310
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,382
I mean, it's not on Waze.
311
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,800
-Ah, that's right!
-[cheering]
312
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:23,387
Stop blackouts, so we can spend
as much time watching soccer
313
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,680
and our soap operas!
314
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,515
Yes! I need to get to watch
my soap operas!
315
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,934
And I promise full pantries for everyone!
316
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,561
[all cheering]
317
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,897
Home cinemas and vacuum robots!
318
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,232
Okay, but how?
319
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,817
Espinoza for robot!
320
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,777
I promise to improve the sewage system
321
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,655
so we can at least throw
a bucket of water in the toilet
322
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,490
and not stink the whole house up.
323
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,159
[cheering]
324
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,537
Well, I don't promise you anything.
325
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,499
Because I'm done
with politicians who are fake!
326
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,584
What is this?
327
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,668
-Who is she?
-I don't know.
328
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,879
That's why I crossed the border,
329
00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:00,716
and I bring you politics
from the first-world!
330
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,553
Of course! Like doing international trades
331
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,514
so that we can export
our pork-rind tortillas!
332
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,892
-[cheering]
-Hey, of course!
333
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:15,188
And how about some free high heels
for female empowerment?
334
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,857
[cheering]
335
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,653
Electrocuting all those petty thieves
like they do in the States!
336
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:24,615
[cheering]
337
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,366
Oh!
338
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,620
-And boobies for everyone!
-[cheering]
339
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,871
That's it!
340
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,833
Go, go!
341
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,586
-And you?
-Hmm?
342
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,921
Didn't you go to the States
343
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423
because neither this neighborhood
nor Rigo were enough for you?
344
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,594
Well, if to mark my territory
I have to get into politics,
345
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,763
that's what I'm doing, sweetie.
346
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,516
A girl has to do what a girl has to do.
347
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,604
Who is this imposter? Like…
348
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,773
What the fuck?
349
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,026
I am kicking Agustina
out of this neighborhood,
350
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,319
and that blondie as well!
351
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,906
I've been checking out our books,
and I can't believe this.
352
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,200
Agustina doesn't even pay you rent!
353
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,745
So right now I'm going to file
a citizen's complaint.
354
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,790
But Chayo, Tina is family.
355
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:20,170
Agustina is my enemy in politics
and rival in love.
356
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,256
Or did you really think
I would never find out
357
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,134
that you went after her super-wide hips?
358
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,719
How did you find out?
359
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,263
It's a small town, gossip travels.
360
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,599
[whimsical music playing]
361
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,691
Hi, lovely followers. [sniffles]
362
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,819
We're here because we have
an important announcement.
363
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,529
It's the end of us.
364
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,157
We have to do this
because of the political climate
365
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,410
where we are at the moment.
366
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,621
As community managers
of opposite campaigns,
367
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,832
we've decided to go different ways.
368
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,544
I decided to become an influencer
like Mariana "Glowy-Glowy"
369
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,672
because I wanted my mom
to win the elections.
370
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632
Like the governor Samy Cantú.
371
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:08,552
And I've decided to do propaganda
like Raúl Araiza,
372
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,469
but for a good part.
373
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,180
But that doesn't mean
we don't love you all anymore.
374
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,349
[whimpers, sniffles]
375
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,018
I'll miss you, Pablo.
376
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,020
You too, Crista.
377
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,604
[sighs]
378
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,358
[whimpers, sniffles]
379
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,152
What? You didn't start crying?
380
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,988
No, no, no. I'm… I'm leaving.
381
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,617
[chuckles] Don't scare me, Neto.
382
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,370
I’m sure this must've cost a fortune.
383
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,621
Well, yes, yes.
384
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,166
But Pinky has to feel
like he is among his people.
385
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:43,295
I'll handle Pinky,
and you are going undercover as my caddy.
386
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,713
-Caddy?
-Yeah, I think--
387
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,006
What's up, king?
388
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,382
Hello, king.
389
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,260
Let's get started. [whistles]
390
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,803
What? Did you bring any booze?
391
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,930
-Check this out.
-[Pinky] Oh!
392
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,851
Pops, you sure know
what I like. [chuckles]
393
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,604
And I also left the tab open
at hole 19 with a free bar,
394
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,190
so you don't have to worry about anything.
395
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,566
[both chuckle]
396
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,151
Ready to be humiliated?
397
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:10,030
[both chuckling]
398
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,367
[chuckles awkwardly]
399
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,498
Hey, buddy, shouldn't we talk
about business with this bastard
400
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,042
before he takes
the free bar thing too seriously?
401
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,043
[camera shutter clicks]
402
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,295
But we're only at hole number one.
403
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,256
Which hole do you talk about business?
404
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,343
Well, usually at the last one.
405
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,386
I got this.
406
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,726
Our rankings have fallen.
The polls favor Chayo.
407
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,228
They're traitors really.
408
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,230
They didn't forgive me
for going to Juárez,
409
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,898
but they forgive her for going to the US.
410
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,067
But she made it
to the other side, sweetheart.
411
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,693
Your account is full of haters, Mom.
412
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,861
Oh, I love it.
413
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,239
Like, there's no bad publicity
in politics, right?
414
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,616
We have to do something, or we'll lose.
415
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,368
We're gonna lose if we don't do something.
416
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,956
Let's form a coalition.
We'll be stronger together.
417
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,624
Yes, I was gonna say that.
418
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,042
I was gonna propose that.
419
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,502
Not if I was on drugs.
420
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,586
Not if I was drunk.
421
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,255
Think about it.
422
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,174
[whimsical music playing]
423
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,680
[whispers] Son of a-- [grunts]
424
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,182
Hey, commoner,
do your job and pick that up.
425
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:20,851
[grunts]
426
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,020
Are you losing to this moron on purpose?
427
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,439
He's really bad.
428
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,775
Okay, I'll bring up the business now.
429
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,738
Hey, Pops! We can seize
the opportunity of Sil and I
430
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,074
having a social business, right?
A start-up.
431
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,784
Oh. What happened, my dude?
432
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,536
We were drinking in peace.
433
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,662
[chuckles]
434
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,622
Come on.
435
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,791
Bring the stuff.
436
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,876
Hurry up, let's go.
437
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,212
No way I'm joining my rival.
What am I, a traitor?
438
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,257
Forget about it. I mean,
I have a personal agenda.
439
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,842
That's why I got into politics.
440
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,471
I need a sign from heaven.
Like that time I saw Leo in the bathroom
441
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,223
and I knew I could listen to Rigo.
442
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,391
-Yeah.
-Yes, but…
443
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,143
-[cell phone ringing]
-[scoffs]
444
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,978
If you could just…
445
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,479
Hello.
446
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,317
Sil! I've seen your ranking, huh.
You're way down,
447
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110
so I called to give you some motivation.
448
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,656
If you win, you and I
will be able to inflate the budget.
449
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,824
-[chuckles]
-[gasps]
450
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:18,742
Yes.
451
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,535
Divine.
452
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,371
[whimsical music playing]
453
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:28,210
[enchanting music playing]
454
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,506
Dude! Did you see my shot?
455
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,634
No, no, no! Placed ball!
He… he moved the ball!
456
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,260
I saw him. I saw… Don't play, dude!
457
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,803
I saw you! I saw you move the ball.
458
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,847
Hey, Ernie, settle your servant.
459
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,059
He's talking back, and he's blind too.
460
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,645
-I will kill that bastard!
-No, no, no! Listen! Listen to me.
461
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,731
Look, if we start arguing,
we're going to lose the business.
462
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,233
-Calm down. Calm down.
-[Rigo] Okay.
463
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,486
-[whispers] Rat bastard.
-To win, you'll need a miracle shot.
464
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,906
[chuckles] Well, miracle shots do exist.
465
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,199
Impossible.
466
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,700
You're a loser.
467
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,245
Remember when I won the ski race in Vail?
468
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,373
Oh yeah.
Why didn't you and Sil go this year?
469
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,793
Because we were celebrating
our anniversary.
470
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,294
In Madrid.
471
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,879
Mmm. Madrid!
472
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,923
Sil told you we went there once,
didn't she?
473
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,426
And, well, she took advantage
of me being younger. [chuckles]
474
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,844
Yeah, she mentioned that.
475
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,806
That Sil goes crazy really easily,
huh, Neto?
476
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,392
[chuckles]
477
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,644
Oh, calm down, I'm messing with you.
478
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,937
[chuckles]
479
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,731
Okay, that's it. Take your last swing.
480
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,316
I want to take the crown.
481
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,988
[sighs]
482
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:43,994
[whimsical music playing]
483
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,849
[inaudible]
484
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,861
[both yell]
485
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,114
-[both chuckling]
-[Neto] Whoo-hoo!
486
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,579
-Miracles exist!
-Yeah!
487
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,664
-Whoo!
-[both chuckle]
488
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,166
-Okay.
-Whoo!
489
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,044
Um, okay, well, um…
490
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,421
Since I became mayor,
everyone's let me win.
491
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,049
This is the first time I've lost.
492
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:47,015
Hey, "Pops," that thing about my wife
was a stupid joke, right?
493
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,726
Because if it wasn't,
I'll have to beat the shit out of you.
494
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,979
And if he won't, I will, dickface.
495
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,025
[chuckles]
496
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,237
Okay. So, I think that business
we talked about…
497
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,907
[chuckles] …has gone to shit, right?
498
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,824
[chuckles]
499
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,495
What happened, Catalina? Why are you here?
500
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,913
Shh!
501
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,125
I bring secret information
about the campaign. Ms. Chayo's.
502
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,336
Secret? But I did an investigation.
503
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,881
Chayo wants to kick you and Mrs. Silvia
out of your houses to make the case
504
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,801
that you don't even have an address
in this neighborhood, then she'll win.
505
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,511
-No way.
-[Cata] Mmm.
506
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,595
And Rigo agreed to that?
507
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,764
Well, he didn't say yes or no.
508
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,265
Oh, shoot!
509
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,725
And I know something worse.
510
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,853
Chayo was deported for leaving
birria bones in the street.
511
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,688
-And that's illegal over in the States.
-Hmm.
512
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:39,567
She just came to take money from Mr. Rigo
and go back with her new lover.
513
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,902
How'd you find that out?
514
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,029
Facebook. She posts about everything.
515
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,448
-How dumb.
-People still use Facebook?
516
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,158
That's the sign.
517
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,870
That must be the sign!
518
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,081
[upbeat music playing]
519
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,208
♪ The López-Espinozas ♪
520
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,002
♪ The woke and the posh ♪
521
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,130
♪ Together we are stronger ♪
522
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,257
♪ United we're strong ♪
523
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,051
♪ The López-Espinozas ♪
524
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,512
♪ The woke and the posh ♪
525
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,597
♪ Working hand-in-hand ♪
526
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,475
♪ To get a much better life ♪
527
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,769
♪ The López-Espinozas ♪
528
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,980
♪ The woke and the posh ♪
529
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,691
♪ The López-Espinozas ♪
530
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,776
♪ The woke and the posh ♪
531
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,154
♪ López-Espinoza ♪
532
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,823
That's the actual campaign?
Those TikToks are just dumb.
533
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,199
It's what works best.
534
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,242
Oh, Diego.
535
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,161
Listen, Tere, it's not my fault.
536
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:34,122
So, hey, I've been thinking,
since we're no longer in opposition,
537
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,624
we could reopen
our dual-account, Toxicutes.
538
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,835
Mmm, I don't think that's a good idea.
539
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,672
Look, since I've been single,
my personal account has gotten more fans.
540
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,923
Wait. No way, dude!
541
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,259
That's how you waste time
during working hours?
542
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:49,012
In politics, you call that corruption.
543
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,431
[scoffs]
544
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,434
No way, there are ten more!
545
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,518
[Tina] Rigo!
546
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:57,937
[Rigo] Tina.
547
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,357
Tomorrow's the end of the campaign.
If Chayo sees you here…
548
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,819
Well, let her think I'm bribing you
like a corrupt politician. Here.
549
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,696
This is all the rent money.
550
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,448
You can keep the elastic.
551
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,074
No. Tina, wait. I didn't ask for it.
552
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,035
No, but I found out that Chayo
553
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,914
wants to kick us out to win the election,
and you didn't even stand up to her, Rigo.
554
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,751
It's not like that, Tina. The thing is,
we have a joint bank account.
555
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,880
But look, I'm already expanding
my business so I can keep supporting you.
556
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,006
[chuckles]
557
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,174
Oh, Rigo.
558
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,592
That's not necessary.
559
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,635
Don't sweat it.
560
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,888
As soon as the election is over,
I'm leaving that little house you left us,
561
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,264
which, by the way, smells bad.
562
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:34,891
Tina…
563
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,978
T… [sighs]
564
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,313
What do you think, buddy?
565
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,731
RIGO & NETO EVENTS
566
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:46,653
With your connections and my vision,
we can take this to the next level.
567
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,447
[exhales]
568
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,533
RIGO & NETO EVENTS
569
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:53,910
Partners!
570
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,999
[all cheering]
571
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:04,254
Good evening,
people of the Baby Jesus neighborhood!
572
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,421
Rigo!
573
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:08,091
Events by Rigo and Neto
574
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,137
welcomes you to the end of the campaign
for the candidates for the coalition.
575
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:14,556
López-Espinoza!
576
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,100
[cheering]
577
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,769
[whistles]
578
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,730
And for Mrs. Chayito,
who just came back from the US.
579
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,482
[cheering]
580
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,567
[booing]
581
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,694
[chanting] Chayo! Chayo! Chayo!
582
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:30,738
And now, I hand the stage to the mayor,
583
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:34,450
who already has the results
from the votes!
584
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:35,368
[clapping]
585
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,036
-Take a picture with me, would you?
-Sure.
586
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,457
How's my neighborhood?
587
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,293
[all together] Good!
588
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:46,713
It's time to find out
who will be our new representative.
589
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,591
Together, with me,
we will keep all of your…
590
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,343
[all together] Pinky promise!
591
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:54,387
And our new leader is…
592
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,432
Oh, stop it. Come on,
don't give us the suspense. Let's go!
593
00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:58,683
Whoo!
594
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,059
What? What?
595
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:02,812
It's a tie.
596
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,230
[all together] What?
597
00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,065
-Aw, come on. You heard him!
-No!
598
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,275
-What?
-Wait!
599
00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,028
There's one more vote.
600
00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,571
[all gasp]
601
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,782
I'm sorry.
With all the preparations for the party,
602
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,784
I forgot to put my vote in the ballot box.
603
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,411
We want to redo the vote!
604
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:22,206
Pinky Corcuera, untimely votes
can't count in your government! Come on!
605
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,875
And why not? Why not?
606
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,085
-My Rigo has every right to vote.
-Yeah!
607
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:29,756
[clamoring]
608
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,968
Sir, if we redo the vote, we would
have to reassign more of the budget,
609
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,012
and you already spent it
on your Paris trip.
610
00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:38,056
So what?
611
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,766
Of course we are taking this vote.
612
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:43,728
It's not fair for any citizen
to be left out of the election process.
613
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,063
-Of course!
-[scoffs]
614
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,523
We've already lost. I'm telling you now.
615
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,608
[clamoring]
616
00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,818
-[man] Wait a second.
-[woman] What is happening?
617
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,072
-The vote goes to…
-[chuckles]
618
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,241
…the coalition, López-Espinoza!
619
00:26:57,325 --> 00:27:00,703
[cheering]
620
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,796
[together] López-Espinozas!
621
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:18,971
Wait--
622
00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:22,809
-Attention, please!
-Now what?!
623
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,687
These women
can't represent our neighborhood
624
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,814
because they don't even live here.
625
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:30,566
Very soon their victory will be taken away
626
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,985
because I have already filed
a citizen's complaint.
627
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,362
-Huh?
-What's that?
628
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,657
This fucking neighborhood,
do I have to explain everything now?
629
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,867
-Come on!
-[all clamoring]
630
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,787
A complaint about someone doing wrong.
631
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,540
[all chuckling]
632
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:51,796
I saw your Facebook last night.
633
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,220
[upbeat music playing]
634
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:04,267
I should be happy, but Pablo
didn't want to reactivate Toxicutes.
635
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,352
And I really miss our account.
636
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,646
I don't think what you're missing
is Toxicutes.
637
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:10,773
[gasps]
638
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:14,944
[Pablo chuckling]
639
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,747
-Pablo?
-Ah, yeah. Hold on.
640
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,585
Now I'm happy.
I figured out why I was feeling down.
641
00:28:31,085 --> 00:28:32,003
It's because of you.
642
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:35,339
[gentle music playing]
643
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,216
[Pablo scoffs]
644
00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:40,887
Wh… what? We don't have to make content
for the Toxicutes.
645
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,348
It's that… [sighs] Ew. That I, the girl,
646
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,770
have to say it to you first.
It's not okay, but I'm doing it.
647
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:54,066
What I'm saying is I like you for real.
Like, can we be Toxicutes like, for real?
648
00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,735
Uh, um…
649
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:59,697
But the thing is, right now,
I'm trying to maintain my personality,
650
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,241
both online and in real life.
651
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:06,037
And, well, online, I'm a sexy bachelor,
and in the real world too.
652
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:09,624
Um, but thank you. Good luck.
653
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:15,379
[indistinct chatter]
654
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:16,672
You okay?
655
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:18,716
No.
656
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,303
I feel like I have a bad cold,
but I can't sneeze.
657
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,723
Or like a stomach ache,
but without throwing anything up.
658
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,642
What's wrong?
659
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,602
-It's called rejection.
-[sighs]
660
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,395
Welcome to the world of mortals.
661
00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:33,564
We're a good fucking team, yeah?
662
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,399
"A good fucking team?"
663
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,903
Yeah, we fought and whatnot,
but in the end, we won the campaign.
664
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,405
We won the campaign, but in the end,
665
00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,491
you and I kind of lost, right?
666
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:44,450
Hang on.
667
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,577
Is this you breaking up with me?
668
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,204
I didn't prepare, but…
669
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:49,831
[sniffles]
670
00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:53,918
Tere, it's not you, it's me.
671
00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:57,755
Well, it's both of us, but in the end,
672
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,383
it is more of you than me
because you don't accept me
673
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,302
for the man that I am. So…
674
00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,638
And I can't be your boyfriend.
675
00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:07,473
It's over now.
676
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,270
[sad music playing]
677
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:17,984
[Tina] Rigoberto!
678
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:22,738
I wanted to thank you for voting for us.
I truly wasn't expecting it.
679
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,532
I'm done with Chayo, Agustina.
680
00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:27,410
My vote has always been for you.
681
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,912
In everything.
682
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,873
[happy music playing]
683
00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:34,458
[sucks teeth] Honestly,
I've been wanting to give you a real kiss
684
00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,459
for the past few days.
685
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,587
Well, do it, then.
686
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,757
-[Neto gasps] Whoa!
-[Silvia cheering]
687
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,385
[all cheering]
688
00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,597
[Silvia] Look at 'em!
689
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,056
-Aw!
-No!
690
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,976
Well, now is the perfect moment
for your speech.
691
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,353
[all continue cheering]
692
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,857
-Well, you're better with words.
-Usually I am, yeah.
693
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,110
-[all chanting] Give a speech!
-[cell phone chimes]
694
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,154
One second. One second. One second.
695
00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,323
Um, Chivis, I forgot to tell you
696
00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:08,367
that we have a clandestine investment
in the Cayman Islands.
697
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,578
I just got the bank statement.
698
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:12,705
We are millionaires again!
699
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:13,706
[gasps]
700
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:14,832
No way!
701
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,959
Tina, I just got an offer
702
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,503
for your sisters super-cool house
in the posh community.
703
00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,466
-Now you're rich! [chuckles]
-[gasps] No way!
704
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:27,386
Well, no. I mean, not me, my family is
because Leonor set it up for them.
705
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,971
-[Dolores] Is this real?
-Yes.
706
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:32,391
-Thank God!
-This means, honey, your nightmare's over.
707
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:36,854
Because you longer have to represent
this neighborhood that you hate.
708
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,482
Well, so it's over, then.
Finally, Blondie.
709
00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:43,486
We don't even have to work
together anymore.
710
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,738
Was a pleasure.
711
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,369
[whimsical music playing]
712
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,747
[gasps]
713
00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,086
[scoffs]
714
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,128
What is this?
715
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,089
What are we gonna do?
716
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:05,591
[music building]
717
00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,555
[all cheering]
718
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:15,810
["El Dinero No Es La Vida"
by Ximena Sariñana & Rubén Blades playing]
719
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,718
[song ends]