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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎跟我買口紅

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‎就送全家都能玩的桌遊

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‎我也有賣潤滑液、玩具

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‎我買

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‎這是怎樣，開車要看路啊

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‎不要再從後照鏡偷看乘客了

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‎-你看，這就是你叫的優步，下車吧
‎-不要啦，等一下

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‎真要命

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‎-別急著跑，賠我車門的錢
‎-放開我

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‎妳這個瘋婆子

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‎-這是巴黎世家的包，妳有毛病喔？
‎-我管妳什麼包，賠我錢

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‎妳這個白癡，這是巴黎世家

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‎-下車，你這廢物
‎-席爾薇雅

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‎這是什麼東西？

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‎（您的夢想家園）

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‎那個死女人

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‎什麼？

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‎包子配回鍋豆泥

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‎我叫他做一道好料理讓我上傳IG
‎結果你們看

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‎別鬧了，我們這是在慶祝什麼？

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‎爸爸今天被資遣了

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‎不是吧，簡納洛，你有看到嗎？

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‎有個瘋婆子害我的車門被撞飛了

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‎-妳人沒事吧？
‎-對

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‎-糟了
‎-什麼事？

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‎舅舅說他週末要教我開車

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‎別擔心，外甥，我暫時借輛車就行了

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‎-你因為偷車坐過牢，托瑪士
‎-他只是借用幾小時

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‎別替他說話，媽

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‎我們需要錢幫珍妮舉辦初次聖禮派對

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‎我沒差，我壓根不想辦

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‎不能這樣說話，珍妮，妳會下地獄

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‎沒關係，老婆，人資部的查莉托說

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‎他們要在兩個街口外開設分行

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‎我週五要去面試

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‎我覺得她喜歡你，簡納洛寶貝

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‎-肯定沒有
‎-小心點，親愛的

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‎別讓妳老公被人偷走了

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‎她要的話就拿去
‎只要把我投資的都賠我就行了

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‎（您的夢想家園）

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‎這是什麼？

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‎有人拿這個跟我換抗皺霜

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‎他們明天要抽出房子

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‎我看看

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‎太扯了，這是抽豪宅，不是房子而已

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‎我們應該不會抽中

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‎你看，老是想些不好的

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‎搞什麼？

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‎我開玩笑的

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‎抽中就不用再跟爸媽同房睡了

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‎-不用再跟手足同睡一房了
‎-我看看

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‎你們要知道
‎我很想給你們住這樣的房子

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‎給你們更好的生活
‎但要很拼命工作才行

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‎這句話是說給你聽的

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‎你什麼時候要去分行面試？

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‎-星期四，老婆
‎-星期五

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‎我的天啊

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‎我的天啊

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‎這不可能啊

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‎天啊

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‎這是新豪宅的鑰匙，蕾歐諾

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‎說說看，這位美女

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‎為家人贏得一間豪宅的心情如何？

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‎這感覺…真好

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‎再興奮一點

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‎-感覺太棒了
‎-卡

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‎一起來個全家人的歡呼如何？

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‎-好
‎-開始吧

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‎洛培茲

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‎好的，先生

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‎乾杯

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‎-房子不錯
‎-謝謝

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‎你不能在我家錄影

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‎快恭喜我

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‎哈波一家人肯定要來參加
‎珍希帕勒的活動

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‎我沒收到電子邀請卡

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‎你一定有收到，迪耶戈
‎我們還自我淨化了一整個星期

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‎《人物誌》會放封面報導

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‎-誰會是封面人物？
‎-不會吧

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‎終於等到了

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‎-《音樂學院》節目的人上了封面
‎-沒錯

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‎我準備要實現夢想了

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‎謝謝

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‎-那裡是怎樣？
‎-什麼怎樣？

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‎-抽獎券的贏家吧
‎-不是吧

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‎-真的假的？
‎-對，他們來了還…

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‎-我們去看看
‎-何必去？

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‎跳那種舞能看嗎？

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‎我要是抽中房子
‎絕不會跳這麼丟臉的舞

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‎親愛的，感謝這宇宙

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‎妳不需要買獎券抽房子

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‎妳說的有道理，媽

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‎不要啊，何必呢？

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‎太誇張了
‎我要警告他們不能亂丟垃圾

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‎我接到電話，要馬上趕過去

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‎-不行，現在跟我過去
‎-我也去

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‎不行，媽，妳太誇張了

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‎不好意思

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‎你看

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‎-不是吧
‎-少來了

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‎嗨

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‎不好意思，這裡是私人街道
‎把你們的垃圾清乾淨

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‎什麼？

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‎-是妳？
‎-是妳？

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‎妳住在這裡？

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‎我當然住在這裡

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‎妳在哪間房子工作？

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‎很高興妳這麼風趣
‎因為我們要當鄰居了

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‎我是新屋主，怎麼樣？

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‎真的嗎？

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‎妳想賣房子嗎？

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‎中獎規定是要住在這裡至少六個月

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‎真的嗎？但大家都沒照規定來

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‎-我不是這種人
‎-不是嗎？

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‎不是

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‎-那是妳女兒？
‎-對

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‎她好漂亮

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‎-妳們就像雙胞胎一樣
‎-謝謝

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‎別讓她搶走妳的男朋友，親愛的

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‎想像一下她偷走女兒的男友

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‎妳真風趣

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‎-妳也是
‎-對

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‎歡迎你們

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‎-謝謝妳
‎-鄰居

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‎謝謝妳，鄰居

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‎席爾薇雅艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅

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‎蕾歐諾薩西多德洛培茲

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‎薩西多，跟墨西哥隊的防守球員一樣

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‎早安

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‎天啊，馬桶蓋自己會掀開呢，真厲害

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‎這好瘋狂

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‎老公，你不覺得鄰居有點惡劣嗎？

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‎我不知道，我根本不認識她

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‎我們就在這裡辦初次聖禮派對吧

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‎這裡比宴會廳還大，你覺得如何？

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‎太好了，你可以開始邀請賓客
‎我來規劃派對

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‎真高興我有問你，老公

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‎你沒看到他們嗎？他們全搬進去了

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‎他們一臉就像門諾派教徒
‎只是膚色深了點

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‎他們肯定窮得要命

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‎來自貧民區的窮人家，窮酸樣

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‎窮得要命

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‎對了，卡塔，妳不認識他們嗎？

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‎當然不認識，太太
‎我家社區可是有電力供應的

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‎很怪吧？他們其中一人
‎長得像卡塔的前男友

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‎才不像，媽

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‎那傢伙怪得要命

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‎但妳叫過他解鎖手機

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‎可以安靜冥想嗎？

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‎不跟他們往來又不會怎樣

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‎不行，迪耶戈
‎他們說不定是古怪的億萬富翁

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‎就像川普或卡瓦吉家族

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‎他們很明顯不是

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‎我一眼就能看出廉價的美甲，相信我

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‎隔壁的托瑪士先生拿這個給我

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‎搞什麼？

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‎那是什麼？

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‎“我的初次聖餐禮”

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‎不行

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‎這跟我的活動同一天

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‎我們絕對不會去

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‎不是，你們沒有要去
‎這邀請卡是給我的

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‎但我也不會去

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‎給邀請卡這招

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‎真是邪惡的作為

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‎我們只需要在這上面灑點聖水

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‎我們一定要送小天使嗎？

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‎-我不曉得要不要辦初次聖禮派對
‎-什麼？過來這裡

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‎這是家族傳統，珍妮，親愛的

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‎妳會喜歡自己的派對的，寶貝

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‎好，媽媽，但是送小天使？

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‎為什麼不要？我們常做派對禮物啊

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‎-對
‎-沒錯

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‎還記得帕布羅割包皮時
‎送大家的皮手環嗎？

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‎別讓我想起這件事，媽

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‎我覺得珍妮說的對
‎我們不該做派對禮物

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‎這只是純粹的消費主義

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‎-聽著，珍妮
‎-什麼消費主義？

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‎成品就跟妳一樣可愛，親愛的

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‎-很好
‎-媽，妳燻得天使都是煙

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‎-停下來
‎-這屋子需要淨化

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‎-為什麼？
‎-今天有鬼掀開我的馬桶蓋

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‎-拜託妳，老媽
‎-怎麼了？

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‎-跟外婆解釋一下
‎-怎麼了？

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‎-妳別走，親愛的
‎-幹嘛？

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‎-萬一有馬桶鬼怎麼辦？
‎-你別亂說

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‎-晚安
‎-怎麼了？

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‎我的女傭剛跟我說…

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‎我的家務工說妳週日要辦派對？

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‎是我女兒珍妮的初次聖禮派對
‎但只限家人參加

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‎很感謝妳的好意
‎但我沒有想受邀參加

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‎重點是我們家同一天
‎也要舉辦有和尚的儀式

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‎那很好啊，我們家吃我們的東西
‎你們就跟和尚在一起

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‎不對，妳好像不太清楚狀況
‎先聽我解釋

196
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,333
‎這個社區是有規則的，妳懂嗎？

197
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,421
‎因為住戶都是好人，我們不喜歡

198
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,299
‎人家過糜爛的生活還有…

199
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,469
‎-妳怎麼知道我不是好人？
‎-妳或許是

200
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,097
‎相信優步公司付妳的薪水
‎夠讓妳去鐵宮百貨公司消費

201
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:07,144
‎花一萬披索得到一張抽獎券，對吧？

202
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,398
‎豪宅的抽獎券
‎我會知道是因為我有好幾張

203
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:15,444
‎沒錯，我也一樣去得起鐵宮百貨

204
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:19,364
‎如果妳不介意的話
‎我要回去完成派對用的天使

205
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:24,036
‎妳回家好好籌劃自家的派對
‎我們再來一較高下

206
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,454
‎-可是…
‎-快去吧

207
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,000
‎靠

208
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,380
‎（我的初次聖禮）

209
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,841
‎誰都不能搞砸
‎我家小孩的初次聖禮派對

210
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,053
‎妳想取消的話也可以

211
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,931
‎-當然不會
‎-她或許是對的，媽

212
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:48,268
‎搬進新社區最好就是低調

213
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:51,438
‎對啊，這裡一定都是猶太人
‎他們就沒有初次聖禮這回事

214
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,482
‎如果要取消的話，要先跟我說

215
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,902
‎因為我邀了幾個辣妹，不先講很丟臉

216
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,571
‎-那充氣遊樂設施呢？
‎-對啊

217
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,823
‎還有所有的墨西哥捲餅

218
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,909
‎我們才不會因為那個惡霸而取消活動

219
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,495
‎珍妮很期待她的派對

220
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,412
‎-不會
‎-其實…

221
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,415
‎我們絕對不會讓人看不起

222
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,835
‎因為我們也有相同的權利住在這裡

223
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,754
‎在自家做想做的事，對吧？

224
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:16,755
‎-對
‎-那當然

225
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,881
‎對

226
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,425
‎我心情正好，我們來喊口號吧

227
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:25,264
‎來吧…洛

228
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,015
‎培茲

229
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,351
‎我要阻止那場派對

230
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:33,355
‎拜託，誰知道他們邀請什麼人？

231
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:38,360
‎我不會讓家人和賓客冒險，別鬧了

232
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,904
‎妳也沒辦法說什麼，那是他們家

233
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,407
‎要是大家在推特上
‎叫妳初次聖禮夫人怎麼辦？

234
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,076
‎我叔叔花了好久
‎才擺脫法拉利大人的綽號

235
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,288
‎對啊，妳不能這麼高調，琪維絲

236
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,622
‎你們說的有道理

237
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,166
‎我不能冒那樣的風險

238
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,628
‎至少不能是我自己，你們通通要幫我

239
00:13:56,712 --> 00:14:01,425
‎我費了很多功夫
‎才能在家舉辦靜心儀式

240
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:05,679
‎我不能讓我的客人
‎冒著後視鏡被偷的風險

241
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,722
‎休想

242
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,975
‎現在是測試

243
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,144
‎音響測試

244
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,562
‎洛培茲

245
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:20,903
‎我要提醒在場
‎所有收到初次聖禮的年輕小姐

246
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,697
‎親愛的小惡魔為妳們準備了什麼？

247
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,574
‎-托瑪士
‎-原罪

248
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,118
‎大聲點，我們聽不清楚

249
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,288
‎-再大聲點？沒問題
‎-珍妮，妳聽得到他說話嗎？

250
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,375
‎-還好，舅舅
‎-珍妮，這是給妳的驚喜，親愛的

251
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:39,963
‎-給賓客拍照的斑馬
‎-簡納洛

252
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:43,675
‎爸爸，那是驢子，是瀕危物種

253
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,761
‎我不會讓人騎牠的

254
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,931
‎就算把牠偽裝成斑馬
‎這種行為還是很蠢

255
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,141
‎動物也有權利

256
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,101
‎-這是怎麼回事？
‎-天啊

257
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,853
‎-什麼？
‎-是停電了嗎？

258
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,482
‎我以為我們原本住的地方才會停電

259
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,651
‎-小心
‎-走吧，我帶你去散步

260
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,444
‎是斷路器跳掉了嗎？

261
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,029
‎-好了嗎？
‎-好了

262
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,532
‎-最後一個，他們今天買不到保險絲
‎-好極了

263
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:11,662
‎這種快感就跟破完
‎龐德的《黃金眼》遊戲一樣

264
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:16,583
‎妳來當龐德每次拆解炸彈時
‎會把屁股朝向他的烏克蘭特務

265
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,043
‎什麼？你有沒有搞錯？

266
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:22,005
‎客人很快就要到了
‎可以快點走了嗎？快點

267
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,184
‎再拍一張這樣的

268
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,230
‎很棒的頭條

269
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,233
‎“艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅家族
‎加入聖光的行列”

270
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:47,280
‎超凡脫俗，我喜歡
‎要修掉恩尼斯托的雙下巴

271
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:52,369
‎去看鄰居在幹嘛，跟我來

272
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,954
‎開戰了，各位

273
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,874
‎-我們要反擊
‎-妳的反擊是綁架和尚嗎，媽？

274
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,959
‎他們是和平主義者耶

275
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,878
‎很好，這樣鄰居才能
‎清楚明確地收到訊息

276
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:06,550
‎如果他們抓到我們呢？
‎我不要像舅舅一樣坐牢

277
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,968
‎那就不要被抓到

278
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,724
‎我不能對未來會讓我在社群媒體
‎大紅大紫的女生做這種事

279
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,352
‎你太沒有遠見了，阿帕
‎這正是我們需要的

280
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,396
‎沒有和尚就沒有派對

281
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,942
‎像她這樣的辣妹
‎週六晚上不能不跑趴

282
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,110
‎有道理吧？

283
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,655
‎這樣她會去哪個派對？

284
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,615
‎舅舅，你真是天才

285
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,246
‎真要命

286
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:39,624
‎來

287
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,919
‎這是為了要討好女生

288
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,588
‎拿兩顆天使的頭？

289
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,090
‎對，放在你的兩腿之間

290
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:51,303
‎讓她知道你的胯下有一大包

291
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,806
‎你看，這樣才有家族風範

292
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,269
‎想必那個人就是和尚

293
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,439
‎但那不是有錢人的派對嗎？

294
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,735
‎外甥，有宗教信仰的人
‎會裝窮來誤導我們

295
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,904
‎你好

296
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:13,992
‎儀式延期了

297
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,080
‎不過麻煩你往這邊走

298
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,292
‎我倒一杯墨西哥龍舌蘭給你

299
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,877
‎好喝喔

300
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,312
‎妳這人有什麼毛病？

301
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,649
‎應該是我問你才對
‎受到騷擾的明明就是我

302
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,444
‎-我會告妳破壞我的無人機
‎-告我？

303
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,197
‎去跟你爸媽說
‎下次再剪斷我們的電源

304
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,449
‎他們損失的就不只是一個蠢玩具而已

305
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,372
‎她這樣說？

306
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:06,128
‎她會見識到席爾薇雅艾思賓諾薩
‎如何保護家人

307
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:07,546
‎老公

308
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:12,384
‎教士來了嗎？
‎不先懺悔，我沒辦法領聖禮

309
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,802
‎-我打給他
‎-好

310
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,346
‎老婆，妳有邀那些人嗎？

311
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:21,017
‎沒有，那些是托瑪士的獄友
‎但他們很虔誠

312
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,401
‎游泳池也能兼當洗衣機嗎？

313
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,944
‎-問這什麼啦？
‎-妳看

314
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:32,988
‎真要命

315
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,322
‎那是什麼，老公？

316
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:38,994
‎整桶都倒進水池裡了
‎誰會這樣浪費清潔劑？

317
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,373
‎-這牌子很貴
‎-我來教訓一下金髮妹

318
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,336
‎妳會不會做事？居然把桶子留在那

319
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:05,353
‎親愛的，托瑪士邀我們來的
‎派對在哪？

320
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:08,982
‎很高興妳們來了，我們在等妳們

321
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,525
‎來，這邊請

322
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,531
‎內心平和

323
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:20,118
‎內心平和…

324
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,833
‎我們是來開趴的

325
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,585
‎-這是怎樣？
‎-不知道

326
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,380
‎-卡塔
‎-小姐們，不好意思

327
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,591
‎不行，不好意思

328
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,260
‎妳們是誰？我不明白

329
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,764
‎妳們要去的應該是那邊

330
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:47,771
‎這是怎樣？走開，不行，等一下

331
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,815
‎拜託不要拍照

332
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:51,983
‎去那邊

333
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,612
‎恩尼斯托，想想辦法
‎我們會成為全墨西哥的笑柄

334
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,989
‎-好
‎-看在老天的份上幫幫我

335
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,992
‎-我知道，快幫我
‎-我不會跳昆比亞舞

336
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,327
‎我當然會跳

337
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,247
‎走吧，火辣的黑寶貝

338
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,218
‎那是什麼，舅舅？

339
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:22,264
‎阿帕，這是給珍妮的驚喜

340
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:27,852
‎迪士尼風格的煙火
‎我沒去過啦，是聽說的

341
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,729
‎-不會吧
‎-怎麼了？

342
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,856
‎他們在克麗斯塔家開趴

343
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,026
‎他們怎麼有辦法開趴？
‎我想不通，阿帕

344
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,405
‎-我們綁架了什麼和尚？
‎-綁錯了吧

345
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,908
‎現在怎麼辦？

346
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,036
‎-那群金髮妹在那邊幹嘛？
‎-不是吧

347
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,666
‎-她什麼舞步都會
‎-不好意思

348
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,959
‎-怎麼了？
‎-你過來

349
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:54,754
‎你怎麼會一路把康加舞團帶往這裡？

350
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,466
‎你有發現自己毀了一切嗎？

351
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,803
‎妳叫我想辦法啊，琪維絲

352
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,597
‎妳只看到不好的一面

353
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,017
‎要更會享受人生才行

354
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,021
‎對，像碧雅提絲那樣？
‎在享受最後一劑肉毒時死掉？

355
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:16,151
‎我受夠你拿我跟前妻比
‎我的怒氣已經到這裡了

356
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,361
‎這樣不公平

357
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,906
‎鄰居

358
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,201
‎很高興你和你的賓客決定過來玩

359
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:29,664
‎和尚無聊死了
‎這場派對比我的有趣多了

360
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,624
‎-對
‎-希望妳不介意

361
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,585
‎-不會
‎-妳要我們走的話也行

362
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,297
‎不用，當然不用，但我覺得金髮妹

363
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:41,009
‎你太太，不是很喜歡這種放縱的生活

364
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,345
‎-對，我是說不會
‎-會還是不會？

365
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,387
‎但我喜歡

366
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,557
‎-太好了，乾杯
‎-乾杯，我把飲料拿給

367
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:48,975
‎拿給和尚喝

368
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:51,770
‎和尚啊，對，沒問題，鄰居，你去吧

369
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,441
‎你好

370
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,860
‎不會吧

371
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,528
‎不會吧

372
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,156
‎我們才喝了幾杯烈酒

373
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,282
‎這是怎麼回事？

374
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,869
‎不是吧，他居然是教士

375
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,246
‎你確定有跟客人說嗎？

376
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,416
‎只有托瑪士邀的客人過來
‎而且她們喝得爛醉

377
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,751
‎我看看

378
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,379
‎-可惡
‎-怎麼了？

379
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:21,257
‎我兄弟傳了50則訊息問我們在哪

380
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:25,011
‎你忘了傳這裡的地址給他們
‎我要跟他太太說

381
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:28,264
‎簡尼，你這派對真棒

382
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,392
‎-妳好，查莉托
‎-快看看我

383
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:34,938
‎這是我太太蕾歐諾
‎查莉托是銀行的人資

384
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,607
‎-很高興認識妳
‎-我也是

385
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,152
‎簡尼，你錯過工作面試了

386
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:46,574
‎查莉托，那邊有捲餅和點心

387
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:49,035
‎妳去拿來吃，當成自家派對

388
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,078
‎謝謝

389
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:55,250
‎-她跟我要地址
‎-好，非常好

390
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:59,170
‎你錯過了面試，好極了，簡納洛

391
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:04,092
‎我幹嘛要去銀行工作？
‎在這裡可以建立很多人脈

392
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:08,221
‎我們要怎麼養家？我還沒付修車費

393
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,891
‎我會在這裡談成大生意的，老婆

394
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:14,352
‎用錢滾錢

395
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,856
‎我以為搬來這裡對家人是最好的

396
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:21,151
‎但我現在不確定了，簡尼

397
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:25,822
‎蕾歐，老婆，聽我解釋

398
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,824
‎這是怎樣啦，神父？

399
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,743
‎-神父，你還活著嗎？
‎-他喝醉了？

400
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,541
‎-沒有，他…
‎-這就是我不信任教會的原因

401
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,211
‎-不是啦，妳等一下，珍妮
‎這不是妳想的那樣，相信我

402
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:46,217
‎教士問我他能不能先睡一下…

403
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:49,888
‎舅舅，不知是否要信上帝錯了嗎？

404
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:55,685
‎拿初次聖禮是家族傳統，珍妮

405
00:23:56,561 --> 00:24:00,356
‎妳爸媽一直想為妳辦個派對

406
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,526
‎但不管妳信不信上帝

407
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,821
‎到了某一個年紀
‎妳就會堅定自己的心

408
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,074
‎現在呢，我覺得

409
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:15,580
‎-妳太年輕，還不懂
‎-你相信上帝嗎？

410
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,503
‎有好的信仰對我在牢裡很有幫助

411
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,301
‎我很高興你跟我們住在一起

412
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,386
‎我也是，相信我

413
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,388
‎小妞

414
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,017
‎妳媽抽中了很棒的房子，對吧？

415
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,020
‎妳看那個超大的院子

416
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,440
‎妳舅舅說的對，珍妮

417
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,196
‎妳應該做自己確定的事

418
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,532
‎所以我不用懺悔了

419
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,409
‎如果妳要的話，也可以跳過初次聖禮

420
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,582
‎親愛的

421
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,794
‎-謝謝
‎-不用客氣

422
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,390
‎-那是教士嗎？
‎-對，他醉倒了

423
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,275
‎嗨，克麗斯塔

424
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:29,571
‎還是要叫妳的IG名稱
‎糖果克麗斯塔？

425
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:31,322
‎什麼？

426
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:10,778
‎（今天，恩尼斯托：原諒我）

427
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,048
‎我以為妳不會來我家的派對呢

428
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,384
‎妳少臭美

429
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,554
‎妳的音樂品味超差，泳池又噁心

430
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:40,933
‎活像新年的卡萊塔海灘
‎都是妳害我來這的

431
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,185
‎妳這小偷

432
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,144
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

433
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,646
‎妳是喝醉了還是怎樣？

434
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:50,568
‎當然沒有，妳偷走我的包包
‎中獎的獎券就在那裡面

435
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,821
‎-我沒有偷，我去鐵宮買的
‎-胡扯

436
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,783
‎我給妳看樣東西

437
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,369
‎這樣就能消除妳的困惑

438
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:05,541
‎這是妳在盛怒之下搶我包包時
‎羅伯拍下的影片

439
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,086
‎怎麼樣？

440
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:12,048
‎那又怎樣？這不能證明
‎那就是中獎的抽獎券

441
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,927
‎-不用想也知道是
‎-換個角度，妳看看

442
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:21,182
‎妳跟羅伯在我的車瘋狂親熱

443
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,558
‎跳進來

444
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,603
‎跳進來

445
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:30,650
‎-跳進來
‎-我才不要跳進低等生物的水池

446
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,529
‎無聊

447
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,865
‎不行，那就像公用蹦床的水池版

448
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:46,666
‎不行，把手機還我

449
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:49,001
‎-那是我的手機
‎-妳的密碼

450
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,212
‎我叫妳把手機還給我

451
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,424
‎把密碼跟我的手機給我

452
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,134
‎-手機
‎-妳的密碼

453
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,929
‎-不行
‎-妳的密碼，我叫妳…

454
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,015
‎看著

455
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:07,603
‎小心點，金髮妹
‎圖爾特佩克煙火很強大

456
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:11,899
‎我不管，退後
‎我不會停手的，聽到沒？

457
00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:15,653
‎直到妳離開這裡，因為這是我的房子

458
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,114
‎-是這樣嗎？
‎-對，這是我家

459
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,742
‎那就看誰先離開

460
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:24,662
‎要命

461
00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,046
‎不要

462
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,156
‎那是我媽

463
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,408
‎搞什麼東西？

464
00:31:43,027 --> 00:31:48,032
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