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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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Welcome to Paradise.
Forget luxury hotels, live with the locals
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in exclusive spaces.
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Have tasty Mexican food
from a Mexican chef.
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Ride a donkey and explore the pleasant
and folkloric neighborhood.
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Paint your face like a Mexican skull!
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Enjoy spicy salsa classes
and beautiful serenades.
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The Mexican Beverly Hills.
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Near a large and beautiful church,
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and close to the pyramids
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and beautiful, wild nature.
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Am I alive?
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Yes!
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But I'm in Paradise!
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Ever pay attention in Spanish class?
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-Did you use Google Translate?
-Who knows better, you or Google?
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Obviously, Google.
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I don't like that Airbambi thing.
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We're making enough money
for our bills with the tacos.
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The police and gardeners order the most.
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And the domestic workers,
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even though they're always on a diet,
just like their bosses.
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I don't know. I agree with Pablito, yeah?
What if I get with an American woman?
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That would be so cool.
Besides, they pay us in dollars.
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I think Mom's right. Airbnb gentrifies
cities and encourages poverty.
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It's not as trashy as selling tacos,
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especially since
we're doing it undercover.
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-Where?
-See? It's like they're drugs.
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Remember the agreement?
Do you want to lose our yard?
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No, that's why we're whispering!
Be quiet. No one can hear us.
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Forget about ABC and the tacos, okay?
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I have a job now.
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I'm the creative editor
at Neto's agency. I'm on top.
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That's fine,
but fill these bags with hot peppers.
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We're behind on a lot of these deliveries.
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-Number Ten never fails.
-No, we have to do this!
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Oh, holy shit. Were we being too loud?
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-It must be Rachel.
-Who?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I did post our house on Airbnb.
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That's the new tenant.
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-Hmm?
-I don't know.
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-Welcome, Rachel--
-Rachel doesn't exist.
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I made a fake profile.
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And why did you do that?
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Because I need a vacay urgently.
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My mom is crazy.
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-Which room?
-It's… uh… It's upstairs.
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I'll… I'll help you.
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No! Silvia, what are you doing?
Do you wanna lose the yard!
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No! I need to hit it!
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I've had terrible luck
ever since I stopped playing it.
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Police put a boot on my car. And you…
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You didn't answer your phone.
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What the fuck?
Why is that over your mouth?
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When we play tennis, we shout,
and we don't wanna lose the yard.
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I don't care!
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Do you know how hard it is
to pay a fine without giving a bribe?
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No, you don't.
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And my phone battery died!
The ATM was out of cash.
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And my shoe is broken!
Even Puky is acting weird.
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It's all that Uber driver's fault.
It's her fault.
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There's no such thing as bad luck.
It's all in your head.
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Did you know that
Buddha ignored those who were toxic?
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When you're mindful, we can talk.
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What's the saying?
"Better late than invited," right?
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Do you always eat together?
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You eat here without phones or iPads?
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That's so weird.
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Not all of us have phones
with big screens, you know.
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-Oh, yeah, right.
-We wish though.
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Don't talk with food in your mouth.
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-Stop showing off in front of your friend.
-Stop it!
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-Fucking show off.
-Watch that mouth.
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-Okay!
-Ah!
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Jani, stop playing with your food.
Let's calm down.
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This lady has to tell us
why exactly she got this "hairnbee"
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since she lives next door.
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Okay, so, I'm looking to be independent.
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I mean, Cata isn't going to make
my bed forever, you know.
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I don't know how to even make a bed.
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Like, there are two sheets,
one with elastic, one without.
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What the F!
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Yeah, um, it's very confusing
because they're both the same color.
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-Exactly.
-But why stay with us?
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Because everything here is super central…
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…my gym, my yoga,
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my Pilates, the driver.
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You definitely chose the best option,
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and here we have the best service.
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What do you want for dinner?
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You name it, and our authentic
Mexican cook will prepare it on the spot.
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Thank you, so much, sir,
but I won't eat tonight.
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I'm doing intermittent fasting.
I don't eat after seven.
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-And your mom?
-She doesn't eat a bite till after 10 a.m.
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-What?
-Huh? 10:00 a.m.?
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But I understand her completely.
At her age, it all goes to her hips.
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No! No offense.
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No, but I wonder
what your mom thinks about you being here.
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She doesn't know.
Please, please, please! Don't tell her.
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Or that I ate the enchiladas with bread.
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Why?
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Because this is all 500 calories.
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She actually thinks I'm useless,
and that I can't survive on my own.
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Obviously, I can.
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I'm surviving right now.
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Hmm.
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Oh, sorry. Did that sound strange?
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Oh no, we get it. We are what you said.
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Of course.
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She's a spy. Independent my ass.
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We all know
that rich kids live off their parents.
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Yes.
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They inherit their businesses
and marry each other.
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Leo, my love,
don't start with your conspiracy theories.
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Remember when you said
that the chupacabra was invented on TV?
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And then my aunt saw one
eat her goat in one sitting.
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I don't care
if you don't believe me, family.
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We are at war.
If we don't wise up, they're gonna win.
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Like the Cold War
between Russia and the US.
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They did everything secretly
so they wouldn't get caught.
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Those tacos will be cold
if you don't pack them up.
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I bet you anything Silvia sent her
to see if we're breaking the agreement
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so she can take our yard.
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We're breaking it by selling these tacos.
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-But they don't know about it, my dear.
-Ah.
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And like Jani said,
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it's not about not breaking the rules,
it's about not getting caught.
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-Hey, I agree with you, ey.
-Not me.
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-What?
-So, if they sent us a spy, hmm?
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Who will spy on them?
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Uh… Eh…
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-Tacos don't make themselves.
-I have a Cold War test.
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-I have meetings with Ernesto.
-I have to go check on Rachel.
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-Have to supervise Pablito with the "brb."
-Yes.
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Okay, this looks good. Right.
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Ah.
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Hey, Puky, get off my bed.
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Ready. Everything is light,
organic, gluten-free, and all that.
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Oh, thanks a bunch.
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-Is this all you brought here?
-Yes. Why?
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No, nothing. I thought
you never ever wore the same outfit twice.
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I don't! That'd be awful.
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Ew!
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-I can go get you whatever you want.
-Seriously?
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Okay.
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My white Guccis, my black Gucci trainers.
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My white Gucci boots.
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Um, and… Oh! My Lululemon
athletic pants and jacket.
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And…
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Mm, that dress, the red one.
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But not the, um,
vermilion dress or the scarlet one
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I want the red one.
I only wore it last Christmas.
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That one.
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Okay.
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Repeat after me.
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Baruj hashem. Fine, and you?
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Up yours, dude.
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No, no. That means,
"Give thanks to God, fine. And you?"
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-Nah.
-I'm serious. I'm serious.
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Repeat after me. Baruj hashem.
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Baruj ajan.
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No, no. Rrrr.
Like there's phlegm stuck in your throat.
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-Rrrr. Rrrr.
-Rrrr.
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Baruj hashem.
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-Baruj ajan.
-Baruj hashem.
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-Baruj ajan.
-No, "em." You want a job, yeah?
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You have to keep repeating that
until you say it really well.
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This account depends on it.
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Hmm? Baruj hashem.
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-Baruj ajan.
-Baruj hashem.
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All right. Exactly.
Yeah, sort of. Okay. So now…
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Moisés Sucri?
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Your new identity.
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Here's everything
you have to learn about Moisés.
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You are going to live,
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and eat,
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dream,
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and shit,
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as if you were Moisés.
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Genaro no longer exists.
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Now you are Moisés.
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This client only does business with Jews.
Who are you?
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-Sucri! Moisés Sucri.
-Good. Very good.
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Baruj ajan. Baruj ajan.
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Here's your hat, Moisés.
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You can't remove this
to take a shower, dude.
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Baruj hashem.
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Goodbye, bad luck!
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We must rid ourselves of the bad energy.
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Yes, I'm releasing all my bad energy.
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Om.
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What the hell!
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Diego, come here. Don't interrupt him.
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What is this?
Why are there herbs everywhere?
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Because we need an urgent cleansing.
We can't continue like this. No, no, no.
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Martha Debayle recommended this shaman
on her website, and Martha is never wrong.
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Oh, yes.
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Okay. Yeah. That's, eh… chinchumalin
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Eh, Cat, show him out…
…please. Thank you.
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Eh…
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Tomorrow I'm gonna rub an egg
all over my body.
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If it comes out clean,
my aura will be restored.
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Do you have all you need?
Can I get you something else?
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Take Puky away. I'm done.
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Get off, Puky. Stop it. Yeah.
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Go! Go! Tss! Shoo!
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Why does it always smell like tacos?
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It makes me hungry.
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D-- D-- Don't know.
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But I have something
I can offer you. Look.
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Burn off what you eat with Tomás.
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My uncle is the best instructor.
You can eat whatever and not feel guilty.
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I want that.
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But that smell. What is it?
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Oh, I'm gonna get caught!
Answer your phone before I get caught.
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-Hurry!
-You?Where's my sister?
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Eh… Crista's living at our place.
She's independent now.
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How cool!
I'm setting up a mega office in her room.
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Pff! G-- Good for you. Will you help me?
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She asked me for her red dress.
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Oof! That's hard.
She has a shitload of those.
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The red one
that she wore on Christmas last year.
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Those the right red?
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Ah, do they teach you
all the hues of red at private school?
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Hmm, no,
we learn that stuff by reading Vogue.
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I'd help you,
but I need to see it to remember.
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I've got a visual memory.
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Sure?
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I won't remember unless I see it.
A curse and a blessing, you know.
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This one?
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Yes, I think that's the one, but, uh…
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Crista did a… a little dance in it.
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If you do that, I'll tell you.
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-You pervert!
-Ooh.
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She was trying to get you to tell her
about our taco business, of course.
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Why don't we just give her one?
If we don't, she might die of hunger.
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Get with it, my son.
That girl is also the enemy.
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If she knows anything,
I'll make her talk while I coach her.
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What's that?
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-And… You…
-No way!
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No, no, no! Don't you dare!
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-What?
-I'll explain.
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The important thing is
that Silvia lost it.
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00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:27,187
She's sure that she has bad luck
because she can't play her gong.
246
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:30,023
So she did a cleansing with an egg
247
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,358
to purify her aura.
248
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,990
I can't believe
those people are so gullible.
249
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,784
Eggs only work against the evil eye.
250
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,036
-I bet she has an amulet.
-That's true.
251
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,039
Like in the Cold War,
the Russians and the US
252
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:49,376
wanted different things,
that's why they were always clashing.
253
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,212
Well said, Jani. We have to act fast,
254
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,673
before Blondie Junior
discovers our taco business.
255
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,260
-Do you have eggs?
-I have ovaries. They're the same thing.
256
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,888
You betcha! That's my girl.
257
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,562
Yes!
258
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,814
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
259
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,905
Great! We won this war.
260
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,032
Tere: Egg mission accomplished.
261
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,371
Do we have condoms?
262
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,499
Harum…
263
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,085
If God wants us
to get pregnant, it's His decision.
264
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:37,758
-Hey, what's up with you?
-Hmm?
265
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,718
Why do you sound like you're choking?
266
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:43,347
Ah, Ernesto told me
there's a client who only deals with Jews.
267
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,392
So, I'm not Genaro. Now I'm Moisés Sucri.
268
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,770
Shabbat rrrr shalom.
269
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,439
I don't think that's right, babe.
270
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,359
But I think
Ernesto is setting you up to fail,
271
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,944
to have an excuse to fire you,
272
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,363
so his crazy wife
doesn't find out he hired you.
273
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,241
That's not true, sweetheart. He's my bud.
274
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,951
You think so?
275
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,702
Ernesto's the enemy too.
276
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:09,289
Who sends his buddy to make more kids
when he can't support the ones he has?
277
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,500
Besides, I've driven Jews in my Uber.
278
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,293
They've done business with me.
279
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,587
I'm just nervous he's pulling your leg.
280
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,382
I mean, your locks.
281
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,467
Your locks!That was good.
282
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,845
It was good. Laugh at my joke.
283
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,471
Come on, honey.
284
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,352
Are you gonna use
the whole carton of eggs, ma'am?
285
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,603
Should I buy some more?
286
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,897
Take your bad vibes somewhere else, Cat.
287
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,023
Concentrate.
288
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,985
Okay.
289
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,904
-Let's see.
-Yeah.
290
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,536
No! My good luck!
291
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,289
-They stole all my good luck!
-No, ma'am!
292
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,750
You'll lose your yard!
293
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,670
The donkey will eat all your flowers!
294
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,756
No! I need that agreement to be over.
295
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,093
This is because of her!
296
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,847
Thanks to Leonor,
I realized you're not my friend.
297
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,558
Wait a minute.
298
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,811
You like Love Without Masks?
It's my favorite soap opera.
299
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,688
-Yeah?
-Yes.
300
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,106
-You're serious.
-Yes!
301
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,235
Tell me, who the hell
does Sebastián Romero think he is?
302
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:23,530
I don't know. How could he switch
Mariana Fernanda for Memo?
303
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,407
I think he's just using him, right?
304
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,783
Exactly. It's…
305
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,827
Wow! It's great that you're a true fan.
306
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,747
Finally, I can comment
on my soap opera without being judged.
307
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,334
I told you there's no other woman.
308
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,838
Why aren't I enough for you,
Sebastián Romero?
309
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,507
Why aren't I enough for you,
Ernesto Espinoza de los Montero?
310
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,884
-What?
-What?
311
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,761
How can you say that?
312
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,430
How can you say that, Genaro López?
313
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,058
-You're trying to change me.
-You're trying to change me.
314
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,269
-Why can't you accept me…
-Why can't you accept me as I am?
315
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,438
-I am not Moisés.
-I am Mariana Fernanda…
316
00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,525
I am Genaro,
and that should be enough for you.
317
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,862
-That's not the way things are. It's not.
-The problem is the world…
318
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,031
The problem is the client.
319
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,534
Sometimes people can't see
beyond their own noses.
320
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:13,664
That's why we have to wear masks
for them to like us, like Moisés.
321
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,749
Enough. No more masks…
322
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:20,420
We have to be prepared
when opportunity knocks at the door.
323
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,633
No!
324
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,550
Coming.
325
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,262
Hi.
326
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,514
Sorry about yesterday.
327
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,432
-You caught me off guard.
-Hmm.
328
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:35,185
But Crista sent me to get her lingerie…
329
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,062
…but I don't which one.
330
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,022
Will you help me with it?
331
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,987
Give me more. Harder! Machine gun.
332
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:45,988
Oh no!
333
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,239
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
334
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:51,827
Oh, what is this? I wanna see more energy.
Move faster. Move faster. You can do it.
335
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,454
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
Attitude. Attitude!
336
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,206
-You want to eat a taco?
-Yes!
337
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,084
Very bad! Just because of that…
…start again!
338
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,086
I will not eat that taco.
339
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,423
But I only want one taco.
But it's not worth it.
340
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,133
-Why not?
-My body's a temple.
341
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,260
-I can't hear you!
-My body is a temple.
342
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,762
-Exactly.Good!
-Oh God.
343
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,222
That's it!
344
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,349
-Are you okay?
-Very nice.
345
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,809
Yes. Yes.
346
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,313
Oof! Oof! Oof.
347
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,442
-Dude, that was too far.
-What?
348
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,194
Girls like Crista go to the gym
for two reasons,
349
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,990
to take selfies or flirt.
You gave her a prison workout.
350
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,410
Okay, relax!
I'm gonna get Crista nice and curvy.
351
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,870
Trust me. You'll see.
352
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,498
Imagination is the greatest aphrodisiac.
353
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,667
This is what I like.
354
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,503
Men dressed as women
and women dressed as men.
355
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,172
Is that wrong of me?
356
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,258
No, no, no. Of course not,
but is the makeup necessary?
357
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,593
Yes.
358
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,136
I like it like that.
359
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,846
and you're going to love it.
360
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,556
You'll see.
361
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,935
Which one do you want me
to try on first, this one or this one?
362
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,858
Okay.
363
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,779
I'll try this for you,
and you do this for me.
364
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,457
You've been pestering her nonstop.
365
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,085
Offering accommodations
and offering exercise and food.
366
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,045
That's the least she deserves.
367
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,297
Hey, I took her away from her bubble,
368
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:31,134
and because of me, she realizes
that Silvia loves Puky more than her.
369
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,178
-Oh, yes…
-She's probably suicidal.
370
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,222
-She said that to you?
-Uh, no.
371
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,809
But a lot of famous people commit suicide
in hotels instead of their houses.
372
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,102
That's right.
373
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,813
All right, Pablito,
I'm gonna tell you a story.
374
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,399
When I was in jail,
I had this buddy, Mike.
375
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,820
One day I treated him
to pork tostadas, and he got so sick.
376
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:55,283
That night Mike had an appointment
that was very important with the boss.
377
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,329
But obviously, he couldn't go
because of his poor condition.
378
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,456
So I had to go in his place.
379
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,250
Well, I went to the meeting.
380
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,418
Once you're there,
you go with the flow, yeah.
381
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,504
One thing leads to another,
382
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:11,341
and another, and another…
383
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:16,263
And… And what…
what I meant to say, Pablito…
384
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,557
You gotta solve things on your own.
385
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,016
-Yes.
-Yes? Yes.
386
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,726
And many of those things
387
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,688
are only up here, in your head.
388
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:26,940
It's boiling in here.
389
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,442
Hi Abraham, my brother.
390
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,863
How are you? May I present Moisés Sucri.
391
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,990
Shalom, Moisés. How are you?
392
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,409
Baruj hashem. Fine. How are you?
393
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,952
Baruj hashem.
394
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,038
Thanks for coming here on a Sunday.
395
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,167
This is the only place
where one can do business
396
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,878
with no pretensions and be natural…
397
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,588
…no masks.
398
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,466
I'm ready.
399
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,511
-Ready?
-Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
400
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,683
-This is for Rich Kids Twitter profile.
-What? Wait! Please! What are you doing?
401
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,310
You don't look much like Crista,
402
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,687
but don't worry,
you look just like your mom.
403
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,189
I don't look like Silvia!
404
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,025
Mini Silvia.
Say, "This is all because of Leonor."
405
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,693
What? Silvia isn't my mom.
406
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,949
I am truly surprised.
407
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:22,662
Thirty years selling uniforms
and I'd never considered comfort.
408
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,791
I think what goyim workers
want most is comfort.
409
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,711
-Yeah.
-To feel pasha all day.
410
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,880
Not to get shpilkes in their tuchus.
411
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,512
The account is yours.
412
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,141
Don't worry, friend.
I'll get that for you.
413
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,312
Oy vey.
414
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,522
You aren't Jewish.
415
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,612
Diego, open up.
416
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,698
I wasn't going to post it.
It was just a joke.
417
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,494
I didn't know that Silvia isn't your mom.
418
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,455
My mom died
during my baptism. I never met her.
419
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208
The tree in our yard is named Beatriz.
420
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,293
Her ashes are there.
421
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,505
That's why
Dad doesn't want to lose the yard.
422
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:17,509
-I'm sorry, Diego. I swear I had no idea.
-Just go away.
423
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,972
Don't be so dramatic, donkey.
424
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,977
-Huh? Come here. Come here. Come here.
-I'm not sure this will work, ma'am.
425
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,813
Cat, do what I said. Closer. Closer.
426
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,772
Right there.
427
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,858
Nom, nom. Yummy, yummy.
428
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,528
More, Cata. That's it.
429
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,446
Got it, ma'am.
430
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,825
Okay, right. Now you're gonna hide.
431
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,119
As soon as
this wild animal crosses to our side,
432
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,956
take a photo for everyone to see
that it came here to shit in our yard.
433
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,543
That Uber driver will lose
and then I can ring my gong…
434
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,170
once again.
435
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,802
Hold on.
436
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,471
That's impossible.
437
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,140
Are you sure you counted right?
438
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,476
-One, two, three, four, five, six, seven…
-Like, 15 times.
439
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,689
I know exactly where it went.
440
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,152
-Yes?
-Diego!
441
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,696
-What's going on?
-The Lópezes kidnapped Crista.
442
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,615
-No, Sil, they didn't. They wouldn't.
-Please, let's rescue her.
443
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,367
-What's on your face? Makeup?
-No! What?
444
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,369
No! No way, Sil. What's wrong with you?
445
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,038
-No way.
-Okay. Whatever. Get dressed.
446
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,706
Get dressed. We have to rescue her!
447
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,458
-We don't have much time.
-Okay.
448
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,710
I like you better here as Shaggy.
449
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,670
You're more obedient.
450
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,590
-Yeah.
-Where did you get that basket?
451
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:40,800
There's a room full of them.
452
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,886
I can't believe you caught us.
453
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,637
This is the best surprise ever.
454
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:48,016
I can't believe you bought
all these tacos just for my stay here.
455
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,477
Also, like, even though you guys are poor,
456
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,562
you're way better than my family.
457
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,939
You're nice than my mom.
I'm not important to her.
458
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,359
Listen.
459
00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,528
Excuse me, Shaggy.
460
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,530
Darling, even I make mistakes.
461
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,617
Your mom isn't a witch, not all the time.
462
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:10,080
You might think that she's a monster,
you're not important, she's the worst,
463
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,833
but this is because we have to
teach our kids, even if they hate us.
464
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,127
That's why
we're constantly nagging you guys.
465
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:27,514
I don't care what you say.
They drugged her or something like that.
466
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,269
Ew! No, no, no. This is another level.
467
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,563
They're addicted to lactose.
468
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,482
And they put ice cream in the fridge.
469
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,234
Why? Hold on.
470
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,070
Potatoes and sausage, rice.
471
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,990
Beans, hot sauce. I'm gonna puke.
472
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,618
What do they use containers for?
473
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,830
You mean, Pablo, Tere,
and the other one, all hate you?
474
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:55,083
Well, it's not like
they truly really hate me.
475
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:59,254
Although Jani did hate me because she
didn't want to have her First Communion.
476
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,965
And Pablito, because we circumcised him
when he was ten.
477
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,093
And Tere? No……Tere… Oh gosh.…
478
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,262
She was mad I worked
with your brother on his app.
479
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,142
Abraham didn't care that I wasn't Jewish,
480
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,476
but that we lied to him.
481
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,103
It was my fault.
482
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,856
Listen, I'm sorry about the towel,
483
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:20,775
but it's not right to pretend
to be something we're not.
484
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,278
You're great how you are, Neto.
485
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,448
You hired me
despite the battle between our wives,
486
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,033
and that's was awesome.
487
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,910
Thank you, "Genie."
488
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,414
-Ah!
-Shh!
489
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,709
I told you!
They obviously haven't been to Vegas.
490
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:41,796
Oh, no!
491
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,590
This is terrible.
492
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:45,341
-No way! It looks like Puky.
-Ew!
493
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,635
Yeah, except disgusting.
Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo!
494
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,054
-Shh!
-I swear we're in hell.
495
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,268
We mothers want what's best for our kids
even if we make some mistakes.
496
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,938
We're not perfect.
Your mom surely has her virtues.
497
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,524
You just have to look for them very hard.
498
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,110
But you'll find it.
499
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,237
She's skinny just like you.
500
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,032
With her blond hair, no split ends.
501
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,618
She cares for herself.
She takes care of you.
502
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,786
-She counts your calories.
-Mm-hmm.
503
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,789
A good mother is concerned
about her children's health.
504
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,750
What I know for sure
505
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,212
is that she'd risk
everything for you, my love.
506
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,049
Hmm.
507
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,347
No, but I'm serious. You're right.
508
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:37,143
Nothing and nobody is worth our dignity,
not even a 20-million campaign. I mean…
509
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,561
-Twenty million?
-Mm-hmm.
510
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,522
For that kind of money,
I'd get circumcised.
511
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:41,940
With some scissors.
512
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,400
Aw!
513
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,862
This is hilarious. It's little Tere. See?
514
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:48,988
Did you see this?
515
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,281
Shh!
516
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,869
Oh, no, wait. But I…
517
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,621
-Shh!
-We have to get Crista!
518
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,750
-What are you doing here?
-Mom? You're here!
519
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,377
You breached our agreement.
520
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,171
Set my daughter free,
or I'll have to call the police.
521
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,799
-Crista wasn't kidnapped.
-Hey, who screamed?
522
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,717
Because they kidnapped Crista, Ernesto.
523
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,720
-She said so herself. We didn't.
-I was kidnapped by no one!
524
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:15,515
By the way, I've been here two days.
525
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:18,351
-And you didn't notice.
-Of course I did.
526
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:22,397
I was just designing
a strategy to rescue you.
527
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,898
I didn't need rescuing.
528
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,277
I chose to be here.
529
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,403
I like it.
530
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,699
-It's Stockholm syndrome.
-What is that? Is it contagious?
531
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,325
-No. Yeah?
-Guys, shut up.
532
00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,119
Listen, the Lópezes…
533
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,497
…are awesome.
534
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,666
They actually care.
535
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,836
Oh, my love, no, you don't know
what you're saying, I promise.
536
00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:47,880
These people are, uh…
Just come home and talk, okay?
537
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,591
These people will beat your ass.
538
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,800
These people…
539
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,176
-Wait.
-…treat me well.
540
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,513
They even bought me
a basket full of tacos.
541
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:59,100
To make your face break out,
darling, and to kill you socially!
542
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,978
That's not why. Because she was sad.
543
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,814
Don't you know
a full belly equals a full heart?
544
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,026
I'm sick of you not seeing me.
545
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:12,155
You're always saying Dieguito comes first.
546
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:15,575
Hey, it's not his fault,
he doesn't have a mom. He's suffering.
547
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,660
-What? Huh?
-That's not his mom?
548
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,287
Is this a soap opera or what?
549
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,040
He suffers and he's white
so he can get away with anything,
550
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:22,957
like Diego Luna?
551
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,626
Well, this Diego
552
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,794
has two moms,
553
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,172
one dead and one alive.
554
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,340
what?
555
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,842
I don't even have one, not at all.
556
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:37,930
Um, mm-hmm…
557
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,893
Well, López family,
the Espinozas came in uninvited,
558
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,645
that means we won the yard.
559
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:45,355
-Yes!
-Let's go.
560
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,856
-Yes. Yes.
-Mm-hmm.
561
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:50,360
But this conversation is getting good.
Let's stay and see the rest.
562
00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:53,738
Yes, let's go, family, please. Let's go.
563
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,741
-Sure
-Aw. All right, Mom. Let's get going.
564
00:26:58,576 --> 00:26:59,577
Let's go, Diego.
565
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:02,497
Let's go, Diego.
566
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,874
My love.
567
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,752
I had no idea you felt that way.
568
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:11,255
Of course, I don't care more
about Diego than about you.
569
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,926
It's just that
he's a lot weaker, you know?
570
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:18,971
But you're the most important
thing to me. It's the truth.
571
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,057
When I saw you here with that donkey,
572
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,767
I broke the agreement.
573
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,852
I came to rescue you.
574
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,854
You are the most important.
575
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,942
For you, I'm capable of risking it all.
576
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:36,155
My yard, my manicure. Look.
577
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,283
Even my American Express.
578
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,285
Mom.
579
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,580
I love you so much.
580
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,883
Aw.
581
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,642
Ah!
582
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:09,230
-Rachel wrote us a review.
-Huh?
583
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,943
The López Family Airbnb
is more than a place to stay.
584
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:17,613
I mean, it's therapeutic,
with baskets full of tacos.
585
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,366
The best part? The administrator.
586
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,701
-Pablo López.
-Ay!
587
00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:24,370
-He's a great guy.
-Hey!
588
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,955
-Ah!
-What did I tell you?
589
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:29,167
Sometimes things are only in your head.