1 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,341 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:07,425 --> 00:00:11,429 Welcome to Paradise. Forget luxury hotels, live with the locals 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,223 in exclusive spaces. 4 00:00:14,307 --> 00:00:17,685 Have tasty Mexican food from a Mexican chef. 5 00:00:17,769 --> 00:00:22,356 Ride a donkey and explore the pleasant and folkloric neighborhood. 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,609 Paint your face like a Mexican skull! 7 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:29,363 Enjoy spicy salsa classes and beautiful serenades. 8 00:00:31,491 --> 00:00:34,327 The Mexican Beverly Hills. 9 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,329 Near a large and beautiful church, 10 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:38,081 and close to the pyramids 11 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,916 and beautiful, wild nature. 12 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:40,875 Am I alive? 13 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,043 Yes! 14 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,462 But I'm in Paradise! 15 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,883 Ever pay attention in Spanish class? 16 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,428 -Did you use Google Translate? -Who knows better, you or Google? 17 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:53,930 Obviously, Google. 18 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,765 I don't like that Airbambi thing. 19 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,351 We're making enough money for our bills with the tacos. 20 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:01,062 The police and gardeners order the most. 21 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,189 And the domestic workers, 22 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,275 even though they're always on a diet, just like their bosses. 23 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:10,196 I don't know. I agree with Pablito, yeah? What if I get with an American woman? 24 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:14,117 That would be so cool. Besides, they pay us in dollars. 25 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:18,955 I think Mom's right. Airbnb gentrifies cities and encourages poverty. 26 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,040 It's not as trashy as selling tacos, 27 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,792 especially since we're doing it undercover. 28 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,961 -Where? -See? It's like they're drugs. 29 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:27,630 Remember the agreement? Do you want to lose our yard? 30 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,633 No, that's why we're whispering! Be quiet. No one can hear us. 31 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,969 Forget about ABC and the tacos, okay? 32 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,345 I have a job now. 33 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,682 I'm the creative editor at Neto's agency. I'm on top. 34 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,809 That's fine, but fill these bags with hot peppers. 35 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,519 We're behind on a lot of these deliveries. 36 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,563 -Number Ten never fails. -No, we have to do this! 37 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:51,237 Oh, holy shit. Were we being too loud? 38 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,322 -It must be Rachel. -Who? 39 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:55,324 Okay, okay, okay. 40 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:57,493 I did post our house on Airbnb. 41 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,120 That's the new tenant. 42 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,038 -Hmm? -I don't know. 43 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,916 -Welcome, Rachel-- -Rachel doesn't exist. 44 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,126 I made a fake profile. 45 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,460 And why did you do that? 46 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:09,255 Because I need a vacay urgently. 47 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,132 My mom is crazy. 48 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:14,218 -Which room? -It's… uh… It's upstairs. 49 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,887 I'll… I'll help you. 50 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:22,560 No! Silvia, what are you doing? Do you wanna lose the yard! 51 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,853 No! I need to hit it! 52 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:26,898 I've had terrible luck ever since I stopped playing it. 53 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:30,026 Police put a boot on my car. And you… 54 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,777 You didn't answer your phone. 55 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:34,280 What the fuck? Why is that over your mouth? 56 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,824 When we play tennis, we shout, and we don't wanna lose the yard. 57 00:02:36,908 --> 00:02:37,783 I don't care! 58 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,578 Do you know how hard it is to pay a fine without giving a bribe? 59 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,913 No, you don't. 60 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,749 And my phone battery died! The ATM was out of cash. 61 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,710 And my shoe is broken! Even Puky is acting weird. 62 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:51,005 It's all that Uber driver's fault. It's her fault. 63 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,466 There's no such thing as bad luck. It's all in your head. 64 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:57,428 Did you know that Buddha ignored those who were toxic? 65 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,805 When you're mindful, we can talk. 66 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:03,017 What's the saying? "Better late than invited," right? 67 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,144 Do you always eat together? 68 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:08,314 You eat here without phones or iPads? 69 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,149 That's so weird. 70 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,652 Not all of us have phones with big screens, you know. 71 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,028 -Oh, yeah, right. -We wish though. 72 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,947 Don't talk with food in your mouth. 73 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,574 -Stop showing off in front of your friend. -Stop it! 74 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:21,244 -Fucking show off. -Watch that mouth. 75 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:23,079 -Okay! -Ah! 76 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:25,831 Jani, stop playing with your food. Let's calm down. 77 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:29,919 This lady has to tell us why exactly she got this "hairnbee" 78 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,504 since she lives next door. 79 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:35,466 Okay, so, I'm looking to be independent. 80 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,594 I mean, Cata isn't going to make my bed forever, you know. 81 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:40,805 I don't know how to even make a bed. 82 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:44,934 Like, there are two sheets, one with elastic, one without. 83 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,185 What the F! 84 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:49,480 Yeah, um, it's very confusing because they're both the same color. 85 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,941 -Exactly. -But why stay with us? 86 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,110 Because everything here is super central… 87 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:56,862 …my gym, my yoga, 88 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:58,698 my Pilates, the driver. 89 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,825 You definitely chose the best option, 90 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,785 and here we have the best service. 91 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,245 What do you want for dinner? 92 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,999 You name it, and our authentic Mexican cook will prepare it on the spot. 93 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:11,002 Thank you, so much, sir, but I won't eat tonight. 94 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:14,088 I'm doing intermittent fasting. I don't eat after seven. 95 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,508 -And your mom? -She doesn't eat a bite till after 10 a.m. 96 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,593 -What? -Huh? 10:00 a.m.? 97 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:24,181 But I understand her completely. At her age, it all goes to her hips. 98 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,100 No! No offense. 99 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,103 No, but I wonder what your mom thinks about you being here. 100 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,064 She doesn't know. Please, please, please! Don't tell her. 101 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,483 Or that I ate the enchiladas with bread. 102 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:35,651 Why? 103 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,406 Because this is all 500 calories. 104 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:45,244 She actually thinks I'm useless, and that I can't survive on my own. 105 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,412 Obviously, I can. 106 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,955 I'm surviving right now. 107 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:49,290 Hmm. 108 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,834 Oh, sorry. Did that sound strange? 109 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,545 Oh no, we get it. We are what you said. 110 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,130 Of course. 111 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,843 She's a spy. Independent my ass. 112 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,304 We all know that rich kids live off their parents. 113 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,221 Yes. 114 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:06,974 They inherit their businesses and marry each other. 115 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:10,436 Leo, my love, don't start with your conspiracy theories. 116 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,981 Remember when you said that the chupacabra was invented on TV? 117 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:16,359 And then my aunt saw one eat her goat in one sitting. 118 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,903 I don't care if you don't believe me, family. 119 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,573 We are at war. If we don't wise up, they're gonna win. 120 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,742 Like the Cold War between Russia and the US. 121 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,994 They did everything secretly so they wouldn't get caught. 122 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:29,997 Those tacos will be cold if you don't pack them up. 123 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,626 I bet you anything Silvia sent her to see if we're breaking the agreement 124 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,127 so she can take our yard. 125 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:37,171 We're breaking it by selling these tacos. 126 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,340 -But they don't know about it, my dear. -Ah. 127 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:40,424 And like Jani said, 128 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:43,719 it's not about not breaking the rules, it's about not getting caught. 129 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:46,222 -Hey, I agree with you, ey. -Not me. 130 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:50,101 -What? -So, if they sent us a spy, hmm? 131 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,268 Who will spy on them? 132 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,145 Uh… Eh… 133 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:56,357 -Tacos don't make themselves. -I have a Cold War test. 134 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,402 -I have meetings with Ernesto. -I have to go check on Rachel. 135 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,613 -Have to supervise Pablito with the "brb." -Yes. 136 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,324 Okay, this looks good. Right. 137 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:08,369 Ah. 138 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,374 Hey, Puky, get off my bed. 139 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:17,461 Ready. Everything is light, organic, gluten-free, and all that. 140 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,921 Oh, thanks a bunch. 141 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,508 -Is this all you brought here? -Yes. Why? 142 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:28,097 No, nothing. I thought you never ever wore the same outfit twice. 143 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,683 I don't! That'd be awful. 144 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,184 Ew! 145 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:36,480 -I can go get you whatever you want. -Seriously? 146 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,275 Okay. 147 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,902 My white Guccis, my black Gucci trainers. 148 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,779 My white Gucci boots. 149 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:47,950 Um, and… Oh! My Lululemon athletic pants and jacket. 150 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:49,618 And… 151 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,495 Mm, that dress, the red one. 152 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:55,166 But not the, um, vermilion dress or the scarlet one 153 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,210 I want the red one. I only wore it last Christmas. 154 00:06:58,294 --> 00:06:59,336 That one. 155 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,254 Okay. 156 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,755 Repeat after me. 157 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,883 Baruj hashem. Fine, and you? 158 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,259 Up yours, dude. 159 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,637 No, no. That means, "Give thanks to God, fine. And you?" 160 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,848 -Nah. -I'm serious. I'm serious. 161 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,184 Repeat after me. Baruj hashem. 162 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,352 Baruj ajan. 163 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:18,147 No, no. Rrrr. Like there's phlegm stuck in your throat. 164 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,732 -Rrrr. Rrrr. -Rrrr. 165 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,233 Baruj hashem. 166 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:24,069 -Baruj ajan. -Baruj hashem. 167 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:26,989 -Baruj ajan. -No, "em." You want a job, yeah? 168 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:31,202 You have to keep repeating that until you say it really well. 169 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,037 This account depends on it. 170 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,414 Hmm? Baruj hashem. 171 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,958 -Baruj ajan. -Baruj hashem. 172 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,587 All right. Exactly. Yeah, sort of. Okay. So now… 173 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,047 Moisés Sucri? 174 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,215 Your new identity. 175 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,467 Here's everything you have to learn about Moisés. 176 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,511 You are going to live, 177 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:49,720 and eat, 178 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,388 dream, 179 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,098 and shit, 180 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,475 as if you were Moisés. 181 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,435 Genaro no longer exists. 182 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,771 Now you are Moisés. 183 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:02,691 This client only does business with Jews. Who are you? 184 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:05,277 -Sucri! Moisés Sucri. -Good. Very good. 185 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:07,363 Baruj ajan. Baruj ajan. 186 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,989 Here's your hat, Moisés. 187 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:13,285 You can't remove this to take a shower, dude. 188 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:15,287 Baruj hashem. 189 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,297 Goodbye, bad luck! 190 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:28,592 We must rid ourselves of the bad energy. 191 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,803 Yes, I'm releasing all my bad energy. 192 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,346 Om. 193 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:34,848 What the hell! 194 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:38,060 Diego, come here. Don't interrupt him. 195 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,312 What is this? Why are there herbs everywhere? 196 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:44,567 Because we need an urgent cleansing. We can't continue like this. No, no, no. 197 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:48,988 Martha Debayle recommended this shaman on her website, and Martha is never wrong. 198 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,614 Oh, yes. 199 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,200 Okay. Yeah. That's, eh… chinchumalin 200 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:56,328 Eh, Cat, show him out… …please. Thank you. 201 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:58,956 Eh… 202 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,171 Tomorrow I'm gonna rub an egg all over my body. 203 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:10,259 If it comes out clean, my aura will be restored. 204 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,429 Do you have all you need? Can I get you something else? 205 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,639 Take Puky away. I'm done. 206 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,809 Get off, Puky. Stop it. Yeah. 207 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,978 Go! Go! Tss! Shoo! 208 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,230 Why does it always smell like tacos? 209 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,608 It makes me hungry. 210 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,026 D-- D-- Don't know. 211 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:30,029 But I have something I can offer you. Look. 212 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,491 Burn off what you eat with Tomás. 213 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:38,162 My uncle is the best instructor. You can eat whatever and not feel guilty. 214 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,413 I want that. 215 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:42,291 But that smell. What is it? 216 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,545 Oh, I'm gonna get caught! Answer your phone before I get caught. 217 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,923 -Hurry! -You?Where's my sister? 218 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,218 Eh… Crista's living at our place. She's independent now. 219 00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:57,473 How cool! I'm setting up a mega office in her room. 220 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,559 Pff! G-- Good for you. Will you help me? 221 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,187 She asked me for her red dress. 222 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,065 Oof! That's hard. She has a shitload of those. 223 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,859 The red one that she wore on Christmas last year. 224 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,777 Those the right red? 225 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:13,322 Ah, do they teach you all the hues of red at private school? 226 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,033 Hmm, no, we learn that stuff by reading Vogue. 227 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,662 I'd help you, but I need to see it to remember. 228 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,247 I've got a visual memory. 229 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:26,919 Sure? 230 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:31,215 I won't remember unless I see it. A curse and a blessing, you know. 231 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,261 This one? 232 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,393 Yes, I think that's the one, but, uh… 233 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,187 Crista did a… a little dance in it. 234 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,231 If you do that, I'll tell you. 235 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,947 -You pervert! -Ooh. 236 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,707 She was trying to get you to tell her about our taco business, of course. 237 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:08,252 Why don't we just give her one? If we don't, she might die of hunger. 238 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,963 Get with it, my son. That girl is also the enemy. 239 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:14,675 If she knows anything, I'll make her talk while I coach her. 240 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,093 What's that? 241 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,053 -And… You… -No way! 242 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,638 No, no, no! Don't you dare! 243 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,973 -What? -I'll explain. 244 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,059 The important thing is that Silvia lost it. 245 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:27,187 She's sure that she has bad luck because she can't play her gong. 246 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:30,023 So she did a cleansing with an egg 247 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,358 to purify her aura. 248 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,990 I can't believe those people are so gullible. 249 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,784 Eggs only work against the evil eye. 250 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,036 -I bet she has an amulet. -That's true. 251 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,039 Like in the Cold War, the Russians and the US 252 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:49,376 wanted different things, that's why they were always clashing. 253 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,212 Well said, Jani. We have to act fast, 254 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,673 before Blondie Junior discovers our taco business. 255 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,260 -Do you have eggs? -I have ovaries. They're the same thing. 256 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,888 You betcha! That's my girl. 257 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,562 Yes! 258 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,814 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 259 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,905 Great! We won this war. 260 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,032 Tere: Egg mission accomplished. 261 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,371 Do we have condoms? 262 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,499 Harum… 263 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,085 If God wants us to get pregnant, it's His decision. 264 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:37,758 -Hey, what's up with you? -Hmm? 265 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,718 Why do you sound like you're choking? 266 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:43,347 Ah, Ernesto told me there's a client who only deals with Jews. 267 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,392 So, I'm not Genaro. Now I'm Moisés Sucri. 268 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,770 Shabbat rrrr shalom. 269 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,439 I don't think that's right, babe. 270 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,359 But I think Ernesto is setting you up to fail, 271 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,944 to have an excuse to fire you, 272 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,363 so his crazy wife doesn't find out he hired you. 273 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,241 That's not true, sweetheart. He's my bud. 274 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,951 You think so? 275 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,702 Ernesto's the enemy too. 276 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:09,289 Who sends his buddy to make more kids when he can't support the ones he has? 277 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,500 Besides, I've driven Jews in my Uber. 278 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,293 They've done business with me. 279 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,587 I'm just nervous he's pulling your leg. 280 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,382 I mean, your locks. 281 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,467 Your locks!That was good. 282 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,845 It was good. Laugh at my joke. 283 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,471 Come on, honey. 284 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,352 Are you gonna use the whole carton of eggs, ma'am? 285 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,603 Should I buy some more? 286 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,897 Take your bad vibes somewhere else, Cat. 287 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,023 Concentrate. 288 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,985 Okay. 289 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,904 -Let's see. -Yeah. 290 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,536 No! My good luck! 291 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,289 -They stole all my good luck! -No, ma'am! 292 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,750 You'll lose your yard! 293 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,670 The donkey will eat all your flowers! 294 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,756 No! I need that agreement to be over. 295 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,093 This is because of her! 296 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,847 Thanks to Leonor, I realized you're not my friend. 297 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,558 Wait a minute. 298 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,811 You like Love Without Masks? It's my favorite soap opera. 299 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,688 -Yeah? -Yes. 300 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,106 -You're serious. -Yes! 301 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,235 Tell me, who the hell does Sebastián Romero think he is? 302 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:23,530 I don't know. How could he switch Mariana Fernanda for Memo? 303 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,407 I think he's just using him, right? 304 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,783 Exactly. It's… 305 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,827 Wow! It's great that you're a true fan. 306 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,747 Finally, I can comment on my soap opera without being judged. 307 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,334 I told you there's no other woman. 308 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,838 Why aren't I enough for you, Sebastián Romero? 309 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,507 Why aren't I enough for you, Ernesto Espinoza de los Montero? 310 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,884 -What? -What? 311 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,761 How can you say that? 312 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,430 How can you say that, Genaro López? 313 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,058 -You're trying to change me. -You're trying to change me. 314 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,269 -Why can't you accept me… -Why can't you accept me as I am? 315 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,438 -I am not Moisés. -I am Mariana Fernanda… 316 00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,525 I am Genaro, and that should be enough for you. 317 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,862 -That's not the way things are. It's not. -The problem is the world… 318 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,031 The problem is the client. 319 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,534 Sometimes people can't see beyond their own noses. 320 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:13,664 That's why we have to wear masks for them to like us, like Moisés. 321 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,749 Enough. No more masks… 322 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:20,420 We have to be prepared when opportunity knocks at the door. 323 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,633 No! 324 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,550 Coming. 325 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,262 Hi. 326 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,514 Sorry about yesterday. 327 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,432 -You caught me off guard. -Hmm. 328 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:35,185 But Crista sent me to get her lingerie… 329 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,062 …but I don't which one. 330 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,022 Will you help me with it? 331 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,987 Give me more. Harder! Machine gun. 332 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:45,988 Oh no! 333 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,239 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 334 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:51,827 Oh, what is this? I wanna see more energy. Move faster. Move faster. You can do it. 335 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,454 Well, that's what I'm talking about. Attitude. Attitude! 336 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,206 -You want to eat a taco? -Yes! 337 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,084 Very bad! Just because of that… …start again! 338 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,086 I will not eat that taco. 339 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,423 But I only want one taco. But it's not worth it. 340 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,133 -Why not? -My body's a temple. 341 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,260 -I can't hear you! -My body is a temple. 342 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,762 -Exactly.Good! -Oh God. 343 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,222 That's it! 344 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,349 -Are you okay? -Very nice. 345 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,809 Yes. Yes. 346 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,313 Oof! Oof! Oof. 347 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,442 -Dude, that was too far. -What? 348 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,194 Girls like Crista go to the gym for two reasons, 349 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,990 to take selfies or flirt. You gave her a prison workout. 350 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,410 Okay, relax! I'm gonna get Crista nice and curvy. 351 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,870 Trust me. You'll see. 352 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,498 Imagination is the greatest aphrodisiac. 353 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,667 This is what I like. 354 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:43,503 Men dressed as women and women dressed as men. 355 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,172 Is that wrong of me? 356 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,258 No, no, no. Of course not, but is the makeup necessary? 357 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,593 Yes. 358 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,136 I like it like that. 359 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,846 and you're going to love it. 360 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,556 You'll see. 361 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,935 Which one do you want me to try on first, this one or this one? 362 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,858 Okay. 363 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,779 I'll try this for you, and you do this for me. 364 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,457 You've been pestering her nonstop. 365 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,085 Offering accommodations and offering exercise and food. 366 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,045 That's the least she deserves. 367 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,297 Hey, I took her away from her bubble, 368 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:31,134 and because of me, she realizes that Silvia loves Puky more than her. 369 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,178 -Oh, yes… -She's probably suicidal. 370 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,222 -She said that to you? -Uh, no. 371 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,809 But a lot of famous people commit suicide in hotels instead of their houses. 372 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,102 That's right. 373 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,813 All right, Pablito, I'm gonna tell you a story. 374 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,399 When I was in jail, I had this buddy, Mike. 375 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,820 One day I treated him to pork tostadas, and he got so sick. 376 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:55,283 That night Mike had an appointment that was very important with the boss. 377 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,329 But obviously, he couldn't go because of his poor condition. 378 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,456 So I had to go in his place. 379 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,250 Well, I went to the meeting. 380 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,418 Once you're there, you go with the flow, yeah. 381 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,504 One thing leads to another, 382 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:11,341 and another, and another… 383 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:16,263 And… And what… what I meant to say, Pablito… 384 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,557 You gotta solve things on your own. 385 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,016 -Yes. -Yes? Yes. 386 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,726 And many of those things 387 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,688 are only up here, in your head. 388 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:26,940 It's boiling in here. 389 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,442 Hi Abraham, my brother. 390 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,863 How are you? May I present Moisés Sucri. 391 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,990 Shalom, Moisés. How are you? 392 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,409 Baruj hashem. Fine. How are you? 393 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,952 Baruj hashem. 394 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,038 Thanks for coming here on a Sunday. 395 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,167 This is the only place where one can do business 396 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,878 with no pretensions and be natural… 397 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,588 …no masks. 398 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,466 I'm ready. 399 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,511 -Ready? -Yes, yes, yes. Yes. 400 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,683 -This is for Rich Kids Twitter profile. -What? Wait! Please! What are you doing? 401 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,310 You don't look much like Crista, 402 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,687 but don't worry, you look just like your mom. 403 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,189 I don't look like Silvia! 404 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,025 Mini Silvia. Say, "This is all because of Leonor." 405 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,693 What? Silvia isn't my mom. 406 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,949 I am truly surprised. 407 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:22,662 Thirty years selling uniforms and I'd never considered comfort. 408 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,791 I think what goyim workers want most is comfort. 409 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,711 -Yeah. -To feel pasha all day. 410 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,880 Not to get shpilkes in their tuchus. 411 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,512 The account is yours. 412 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,141 Don't worry, friend. I'll get that for you. 413 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,312 Oy vey. 414 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,522 You aren't Jewish. 415 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,612 Diego, open up. 416 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,698 I wasn't going to post it. It was just a joke. 417 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,494 I didn't know that Silvia isn't your mom. 418 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,455 My mom died during my baptism. I never met her. 419 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,208 The tree in our yard is named Beatriz. 420 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,293 Her ashes are there. 421 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,505 That's why Dad doesn't want to lose the yard. 422 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:17,509 -I'm sorry, Diego. I swear I had no idea. -Just go away. 423 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,972 Don't be so dramatic, donkey. 424 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,977 -Huh? Come here. Come here. Come here. -I'm not sure this will work, ma'am. 425 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,813 Cat, do what I said. Closer. Closer. 426 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,772 Right there. 427 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,858 Nom, nom. Yummy, yummy. 428 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,528 More, Cata. That's it. 429 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,446 Got it, ma'am. 430 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,825 Okay, right. Now you're gonna hide. 431 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,119 As soon as this wild animal crosses to our side, 432 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,956 take a photo for everyone to see that it came here to shit in our yard. 433 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,543 That Uber driver will lose and then I can ring my gong… 434 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,170 once again. 435 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,802 Hold on. 436 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,471 That's impossible. 437 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,140 Are you sure you counted right? 438 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,476 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… -Like, 15 times. 439 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,689 I know exactly where it went. 440 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:17,152 -Yes? -Diego! 441 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,696 -What's going on? -The Lópezes kidnapped Crista. 442 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,615 -No, Sil, they didn't. They wouldn't. -Please, let's rescue her. 443 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,367 -What's on your face? Makeup? -No! What? 444 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,369 No! No way, Sil. What's wrong with you? 445 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,038 -No way. -Okay. Whatever. Get dressed. 446 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,706 Get dressed. We have to rescue her! 447 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,458 -We don't have much time. -Okay. 448 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,710 I like you better here as Shaggy. 449 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,670 You're more obedient. 450 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,590 -Yeah. -Where did you get that basket? 451 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:40,800 There's a room full of them. 452 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,886 I can't believe you caught us. 453 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,637 This is the best surprise ever. 454 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:48,016 I can't believe you bought all these tacos just for my stay here. 455 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,477 Also, like, even though you guys are poor, 456 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,562 you're way better than my family. 457 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,939 You're nice than my mom. I'm not important to her. 458 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,359 Listen. 459 00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,528 Excuse me, Shaggy. 460 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,530 Darling, even I make mistakes. 461 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,617 Your mom isn't a witch, not all the time. 462 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:10,080 You might think that she's a monster, you're not important, she's the worst, 463 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,833 but this is because we have to teach our kids, even if they hate us. 464 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,127 That's why we're constantly nagging you guys. 465 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:27,514 I don't care what you say. They drugged her or something like that. 466 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,269 Ew! No, no, no. This is another level. 467 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,563 They're addicted to lactose. 468 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,482 And they put ice cream in the fridge. 469 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,234 Why? Hold on. 470 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,070 Potatoes and sausage, rice. 471 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,990 Beans, hot sauce. I'm gonna puke. 472 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,618 What do they use containers for? 473 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,830 You mean, Pablo, Tere, and the other one, all hate you? 474 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:55,083 Well, it's not like they truly really hate me. 475 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:59,254 Although Jani did hate me because she didn't want to have her First Communion. 476 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,965 And Pablito, because we circumcised him when he was ten. 477 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,093 And Tere? No……Tere… Oh gosh.… 478 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,262 She was mad I worked with your brother on his app. 479 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,142 Abraham didn't care that I wasn't Jewish, 480 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,476 but that we lied to him. 481 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,103 It was my fault. 482 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,856 Listen, I'm sorry about the towel, 483 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:20,775 but it's not right to pretend to be something we're not. 484 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,278 You're great how you are, Neto. 485 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,448 You hired me despite the battle between our wives, 486 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,033 and that's was awesome. 487 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,910 Thank you, "Genie." 488 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,414 -Ah! -Shh! 489 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,709 I told you! They obviously haven't been to Vegas. 490 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:41,796 Oh, no! 491 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,590 This is terrible. 492 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:45,341 -No way! It looks like Puky. -Ew! 493 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,635 Yeah, except disgusting. Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo! 494 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,054 -Shh! -I swear we're in hell. 495 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,268 We mothers want what's best for our kids even if we make some mistakes. 496 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,938 We're not perfect. Your mom surely has her virtues. 497 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,524 You just have to look for them very hard. 498 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,110 But you'll find it. 499 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,237 She's skinny just like you. 500 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,032 With her blond hair, no split ends. 501 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,618 She cares for herself. She takes care of you. 502 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,786 -She counts your calories. -Mm-hmm. 503 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,789 A good mother is concerned about her children's health. 504 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,750 What I know for sure 505 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,212 is that she'd risk everything for you, my love. 506 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,049 Hmm. 507 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,347 No, but I'm serious. You're right. 508 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:37,143 Nothing and nobody is worth our dignity, not even a 20-million campaign. I mean… 509 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:38,561 -Twenty million? -Mm-hmm. 510 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,522 For that kind of money, I'd get circumcised. 511 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:41,940 With some scissors. 512 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,400 Aw! 513 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,862 This is hilarious. It's little Tere. See? 514 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:48,988 Did you see this? 515 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,281 Shh! 516 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,869 Oh, no, wait. But I… 517 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:56,621 -Shh! -We have to get Crista! 518 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,750 -What are you doing here? -Mom? You're here! 519 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,377 You breached our agreement. 520 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,171 Set my daughter free, or I'll have to call the police. 521 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,799 -Crista wasn't kidnapped. -Hey, who screamed? 522 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,717 Because they kidnapped Crista, Ernesto. 523 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,720 -She said so herself. We didn't. -I was kidnapped by no one! 524 00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:15,515 By the way, I've been here two days. 525 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:18,351 -And you didn't notice. -Of course I did. 526 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:22,397 I was just designing a strategy to rescue you. 527 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,898 I didn't need rescuing. 528 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,277 I chose to be here. 529 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,403 I like it. 530 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,699 -It's Stockholm syndrome. -What is that? Is it contagious? 531 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,325 -No. Yeah? -Guys, shut up. 532 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,119 Listen, the Lópezes… 533 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,497 …are awesome. 534 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,666 They actually care. 535 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,836 Oh, my love, no, you don't know what you're saying, I promise. 536 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:47,880 These people are, uh… Just come home and talk, okay? 537 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,591 These people will beat your ass. 538 00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,800 These people… 539 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,176 -Wait. -…treat me well. 540 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,513 They even bought me a basket full of tacos. 541 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:59,100 To make your face break out, darling, and to kill you socially! 542 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,978 That's not why. Because she was sad. 543 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,814 Don't you know a full belly equals a full heart? 544 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,026 I'm sick of you not seeing me. 545 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:12,155 You're always saying Dieguito comes first. 546 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:15,575 Hey, it's not his fault, he doesn't have a mom. He's suffering. 547 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,660 -What? Huh? -That's not his mom? 548 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,287 Is this a soap opera or what? 549 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,040 He suffers and he's white so he can get away with anything, 550 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:22,957 like Diego Luna? 551 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,626 Well, this Diego 552 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,794 has two moms, 553 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,172 one dead and one alive. 554 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,340 what? 555 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,842 I don't even have one, not at all. 556 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:37,930 Um, mm-hmm… 557 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,893 Well, López family, the Espinozas came in uninvited, 558 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:43,645 that means we won the yard. 559 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:45,355 -Yes! -Let's go. 560 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,856 -Yes. Yes. -Mm-hmm. 561 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:50,360 But this conversation is getting good. Let's stay and see the rest. 562 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:53,738 Yes, let's go, family, please. Let's go. 563 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,741 -Sure -Aw. All right, Mom. Let's get going. 564 00:26:58,576 --> 00:26:59,577 Let's go, Diego. 565 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:02,497 Let's go, Diego. 566 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,874 My love. 567 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,752 I had no idea you felt that way. 568 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:11,255 Of course, I don't care more about Diego than about you. 569 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,926 It's just that he's a lot weaker, you know? 570 00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:18,971 But you're the most important thing to me. It's the truth. 571 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,057 When I saw you here with that donkey, 572 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,767 I broke the agreement. 573 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,852 I came to rescue you. 574 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,854 You are the most important. 575 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,942 For you, I'm capable of risking it all. 576 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:36,155 My yard, my manicure. Look. 577 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,283 Even my American Express. 578 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,285 Mom. 579 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,580 I love you so much. 580 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,883 Aw. 581 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,642 Ah! 582 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:09,230 -Rachel wrote us a review. -Huh? 583 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,943 The López Family Airbnb is more than a place to stay. 584 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:17,613 I mean, it's therapeutic, with baskets full of tacos. 585 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,366 The best part? The administrator. 586 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,701 -Pablo López. -Ay! 587 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:24,370 -He's a great guy. -Hey! 588 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,955 -Ah! -What did I tell you? 589 00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:29,167 Sometimes things are only in your head.