1 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:10,678 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:14,807 Pay attention to your lover's backside as it rises up… 3 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:21,105 …and as it goes down, sensually, with their breathing. 4 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,566 You know, my backside was famous when I was in jail? 5 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,985 I know exactly what feelings it can provoke. 6 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,820 -Ew! It does nothing for me. -Mm. Ay! 7 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:32,700 Tantra yoga helps us improve our sex life 8 00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:37,705 when we are in direct contact with the body of our partner. 9 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:40,833 Cut it out, babe! 10 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:43,753 Very good! Wonderful! What a lion he is! 11 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,589 -Keep it coming. Come on! -Inhale. Exhale. Very good! 12 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,092 You're doing it wrong. Pay attention! 13 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:53,179 All right. All right. I think we'll stop here. 14 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,098 I don't want any accidents. 15 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:57,391 And to everybody, namaste. 16 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,060 Master. 17 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:03,606 I'd like to give thanks to one person who exudes sexuality. 18 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:07,610 Let's say he's the Penis Master, a natural. 19 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,488 -Oh man, she must've saw me. -Genaro. 20 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:15,076 I'd like to ask you to share your light with the followers of my blog. 21 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,744 And make a video. 22 00:01:16,828 --> 00:01:17,703 Mm! Bravo! 23 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,580 Wow, she picked them. 24 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:21,040 -Good, Leo, dear. -Yes? 25 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,543 -The video is of him alone. -Hmm. 26 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:27,088 Let's say some partners need to work on being partners. 27 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:31,134 Tantra yoga will help you in particular… 28 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,594 the Espinozas. 29 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:34,512 Huh? 30 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:38,766 During the class, the two of you showed a total lack of sexual connection. 31 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,936 -Read this. -Thank you. 32 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:45,815 We all know that if the Lopezes are good at fucking, 33 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,817 it's because it's cheaper than Netflix. 34 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,111 Hold on a minute! I do have Netflix, 35 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:52,446 and you two, instead of solving your little issue, 36 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,032 are always watching what we're doing. That's why you're frigid. 37 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:58,578 Please stop, girls. Remember that all of us can improve. 38 00:01:58,661 --> 00:01:59,996 Or tell me honestly. 39 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:03,082 Who here can tell me they have a perfect sex life. 40 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,758 -Want a lesson? -Oh! 41 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,385 Or are you going to miss out on sleeping 42 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,304 with the best lover in the world, 43 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:17,722 also known as me? 44 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,600 I'm exhausted from standing on my toes for so long. 45 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,643 It hurts. 46 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:24,395 But, babe… 47 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,109 You know what, hon? 48 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:35,698 Let's do it! Open up your chakras because here I come! 49 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:36,782 Yes! 50 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,075 -Ooh! -Ooh! 51 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:40,953 That's right, my Penis Master! Get ready for me. I want you! 52 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:42,246 Oh, that's so good! 53 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,123 -You Penis Master! -Yes! 54 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,708 Don't stop! 55 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,752 Yes! Yes! Don't stop! 56 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,587 Yes, yes, Penis Master! 57 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,963 Don't stop! Yes! 58 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:55,718 I have a new idea. 59 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:58,804 After witnessing the tantra teacher's success, 60 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,514 I remembered that sex sells a lot. 61 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:01,557 What do you say? 62 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:03,226 No, no, no, no. 63 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:06,896 Listen, when I was in jail, I learned pleasure and business don't mix. 64 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:10,358 Okay, but my dad isn't investing a penny. It's all what I saved on my own. 65 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:12,068 From the allowances Daddy gave you? 66 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:15,571 -Yes! -Uncle, get dressed! Come on. 67 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,866 Ooh, calm down. At least I'm wearing something. 68 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:19,992 Uh, whatever. 69 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:21,452 Any self-respecting CEO 70 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,829 risks their own money, like Mark Zuckerberg. 71 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:28,751 Okay, this is a sex toy service, like Rappi, but on WhatsApp. Imagine it! 72 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,169 Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:33,047 -Ah, Mark Zuckerberg's the Facebook guy. -Uncle! 74 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,215 -What? -Pff! 75 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,676 Oh, come on! How am I the unreasonable one? 76 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:41,347 You're about to have a quickie and don't have condoms? 77 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:42,640 We'll deliver them. 78 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,393 You're about to have a quickie, but don't have Viagra? 79 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:46,644 We'll buy you it. 80 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,939 You're about to have some gay sex and don't have any poppers? 81 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,400 We are there for you. 82 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,318 Diego even composed a jingle. 83 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:01,617 Look, I have something you can sell second-hand in your business. 84 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:03,786 Hey, check it out. Ta-da! 85 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,832 -There. There. -Uncle, no way! 86 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,793 What are you thinking? Nobody buys that used. 87 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,337 So should I not be with a divorced woman 88 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,797 because she's used? 89 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,340 You're so missing the point. 90 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:20,219 -That's why you don't have a girlfriend. -You learn about love when you're in jail. 91 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,513 Nobody should have that at all, hmm? 92 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,765 -You're going to Hell. -Ah! 93 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:27,101 Hey, doesn't she look a bit like Crista? 94 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,563 -What? No! Don't listen to her, babe. -No! No way, she doesn't. 95 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,648 -You are awesome, baby. -Hey! 96 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:35,067 Wow! She even talks to you? 97 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,486 I won't sell her, then. You can have her, yeah? 98 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:40,614 -Just be sure to bleach her down first. -What for? 99 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,992 A careful uncle is better than a lousy friend. 100 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,243 Okay? 101 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,372 Is that a saying? 102 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,629 So disgusting. 103 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:57,757 Are you sure potatoes get rid of eye circles? 104 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,592 That's what we do at our house. 105 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:00,593 That's true. 106 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,095 Brown people don't have circles under their eyes. 107 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,973 -Uh, hold on! What's wrong with you? -Hmm? 108 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:08,726 I couldn't sleep last night with all the groaning coming from 109 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,686 the ghetto masters' house next door, 110 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,271 and you were fast asleep. 111 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,440 We didn't practice the position I read about. 112 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,485 Oh, no, I don't think I can carry you like that. 113 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,404 -Am I too heavy? -I never said that. 114 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,783 I'm not going to allow those trashy masters to beat us. 115 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,619 Look, you have to be the Penis Master. 116 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:28,662 Understand? 117 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:33,542 Don't fret, girls. The first time is never easy. 118 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,378 Don't stress. 119 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:38,381 Pleasure is like an explosion 120 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:43,677 that takes over your whole body. 121 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:46,263 Let us begin. 122 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:51,811 Women… …are like a beautiful plant. 123 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,271 If you give them your fertilizer… 124 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,316 …they bloom. 125 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,694 -Dad, should I be listening to this? -Cover your ears, dear. 126 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:04,990 It's 'cause Pablito refused to help, and I don't know how to use the Internet. 127 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,952 Besides, you're the smartest one in the family. 128 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,954 You'll be a badass when you're older. 129 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,164 Go ahead. Post it. 130 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:17,086 -Oh shit! What's it doing? -You got some comments. 131 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,296 Ah! Read them to me. 132 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:24,051 From @titillo. "What food turns women on?" 133 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:28,556 From @anonymous. "I dream of penises. Am I gay" 134 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,099 From @malestud. 135 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:33,018 "My wife pressures me because I can't perform." 136 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:34,687 Is he in a musical? 137 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:35,771 You see… 138 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,358 I'll explain it later, dear. 139 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:42,528 This is so sad. I must help all the poor men on this planet. 140 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,405 Dear, let's make another one. 141 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:49,660 My dearest Titillo, a really sexy food is potato pancakes. 142 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,997 And you, malestud, don't feel pressured. 143 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,624 If you really can't do it, 144 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,544 save your honor and run. 145 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:02,423 Follow me for more advice @penismaster. 146 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,675 What is all this garbage? 147 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,178 You've crossed a line, Leo. 148 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:08,888 What? 149 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,432 I heard your hollering last night. Hmm? 150 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,226 What example are you setting for the girls? 151 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,562 Lovemaking should be done in silence. 152 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,190 That's what pillows are for. 153 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,524 The nuns taught us right. 154 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,068 Sure. A lot of women believe that pleasure is sinful. 155 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,488 -All pleasure is sinful. -Hmm? 156 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,323 Except my potato pancakes. 157 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:30,201 No, it's not, Mamá. Come on. 158 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,411 Haven't you ever felt an orgasm, hmm? 159 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,622 Like tingling in your little pancake. 160 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:37,500 Heavenly Mary, free us from sin. 161 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,628 Okay, now, show me one of your damn toys. 162 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:43,839 This is the "Mm, Ah, Maxi Sensations." 163 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:47,801 It has ten speeds and three different kinds of vibration. 164 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,388 -And you can put it in… -Oh. 165 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,640 …in water. 166 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:53,933 Oh, that's good. 167 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,268 -And to give your business my blessing. -Yes. 168 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:57,394 -For good luck. -Uh-huh. 169 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,563 And I'll buy a devil costume too. 170 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:02,149 -There, yes, then. -Hey, how about some body gloss? 171 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,901 -For what? -To glow. 172 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,361 Take it down a notch, Tere. 173 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,988 Come on, I'm not a UFO glowing at night. Please. 174 00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:11,283 You won't regret your purchase. 175 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,827 Obviously, we don't accept returns or exchanges. 176 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,746 Enjoy your new toy. 177 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:19,458 Georgie, did you buy that? 178 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,669 No! What's it for? 179 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:25,965 -It's your order, Yolis. -Obviously, I didn't buy that! 180 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,926 And please get out of my house. 181 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,720 You! Get in here! 182 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,893 Um… 183 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,229 Ah, there are always ups and downs. 184 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,815 Maybe they were offended by your shorts. 185 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:45,734 I'm making deliveries on my bike. 186 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,195 You think it's the packaging? 187 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,657 I can see why somebody might get obsessed. 188 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:54,285 I mean, offended. 189 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,537 With… With your package. 190 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:02,751 Give it to me, baby. 191 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:06,630 Sure, Krstl. You know, all the people love you. 192 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,466 You are so big and handsome. 193 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,426 Ha-ha. 194 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,053 Funny. And to end this interview, 195 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,431 mm, tell me, why Mexico? 196 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,391 Please, uh, tell us. 197 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:21,562 Yeah, baby. Give it to me hard. 198 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:25,149 What are you doing? Why are you interviewing a sex doll? 199 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,358 This is why. 200 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:29,528 In 12 hours, I got 100 followers. 201 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:33,574 In one month, oh shit! I'll be the king of North Korea. 202 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,410 They get aroused with the strangest things in China. 203 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,912 There are these sex comics called… 204 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:39,997 Hen Tied? 205 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,833 Pablo, not all Asian people are Chinese. 206 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,878 And the comments I read were from South Korea. 207 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,797 As far as I know, the Japanese created Hentai. 208 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:52,926 Please remove those videos! 209 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:56,680 -Hey, it's from the neighbor. -Hold on. Let me finish editing this. 210 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,105 Don't you notice anything? 211 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,690 I've been waiting for you forever. 212 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,401 Everything hurts. Everything, even my pride is hurting. 213 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:13,280 I bought this tantric chair to practice the Shiva goddess pose, and you vanish. 214 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,908 I hurt my right knee with my backhand. 215 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,620 -Yeah? -Uh-huh. 216 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,206 That's not important. 217 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:27,920 I have something for you, 218 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:31,006 a massage that will relax you and feel good. 219 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,384 Ah! Ooh, ooh! 220 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,512 I thought it was your right knee? 221 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,056 I can't believe this. 222 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,641 -This is low. -Don't be like that! 223 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,685 Besides, I don't like doing it during the day. 224 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,187 Okay, good. I'm sick of all this tantra. 225 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,525 Remember that night on our honeymoon? 226 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,027 In the pool? 227 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:56,532 Ah, yes. Yes, I do. How could I forget that time together? 228 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,284 It was legendary! 229 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,120 Let's repeat that. 230 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:06,917 Later tonight, me and you will have a date. 231 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:08,252 Ping. 232 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,253 These people! 233 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,922 I knew we should charge for cancellations. 234 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,758 The problem is you can see the product through the bags. 235 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,552 Rich people get too embarrassed. 236 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,929 Being shamed makes you a bad lover. 237 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:23,058 How do you know that? How many rich men have you been with? 238 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,688 I can't tell you, 239 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,692 because next, you'll ask me what I did with each one. 240 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,943 And what's the problem? 241 00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:36,905 I'd be crossing the boundaries of our work relationship. 242 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,993 But believe me, I know it's true. 243 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,416 Inhale. 244 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,501 Exhale. 245 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,462 Very good. 246 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,924 I usually recommend to ask for permission before entering. 247 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,969 And we say, "May I come in?" 248 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,012 May I come in? 249 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,431 And it feels like we have permission. 250 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:08,771 Don't forget to inhale and experience the universe of possibilities that awaits. 251 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,692 Pleasure is like an explosion… 252 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,611 Oh… 253 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,529 Ah… Oh… 254 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,992 How did you get in? 255 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,912 Hey, dude, in fancy communities nobody locks their door. 256 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,079 We're not animals. 257 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,998 Why did you leave me on red? 258 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,543 Now everyone at school thinks we're dating thanks to your videos. 259 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:35,422 They nicknamed me "Banging Cris", for banging. 260 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:38,550 Get it? They're saying I look like the doll. 261 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:42,805 I thought Mariana was your bestie, but she gave you the nickname? 262 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,683 I don't know why you call them your friends, Crista. 263 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,352 Besides, I'm gonna keep posting 264 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,355 because in one of the two Koreas, I have thousands of followers. 265 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,566 I don't care about your so-called friend just like she doesn't care about you. 266 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,244 Ugh. 267 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,583 -Ready or not… -Ready. 268 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,672 Ah, gosh! Damn! My lioness! How sexy! 269 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,590 Let's get down to business. 270 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,467 Come here, darling. 271 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,594 This is it. 272 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:23,679 -Hold on. -What? 273 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,098 -I'll be on top. -Okay. That's it. 274 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,724 There we go. 275 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,560 -Yeah. Come on. -Ready? 276 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,478 -Grab on to my ass, babe. -Yes, yes. 277 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,605 -Grab it, honey! -Yeah. 278 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,606 Mm-hmm. 279 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,780 -What's wrong? -I've just never been with a woman-devil. 280 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,620 That's all right. I have something we can play with. 281 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,500 Wh-- Wh-- Wh-- Wh-- What are you doing, Leo? 282 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:56,795 -I'm not into that. -I know that. It's not for you. 283 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,423 Sure, it's my fault for giving you so much pleasure. 284 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,800 Now, one isn't enough. You need two. 285 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,468 Stop it! Enough of that. 286 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,473 I just wanted to try something new, and, obviously, 287 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,810 it's too much for the Penis Martyr, or whatever you are. 288 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,731 Penis Master. 289 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,445 -We should've done this way before this! -Yes! 290 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,155 That tantra rubbish got me all cloudy. 291 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,449 Best part is we're not getting our house dirty. 292 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,243 You can get me dirty anytime, honey! 293 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,205 Ooh… 294 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,583 -Are you ready? -Okay. 295 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,710 Shh-shh-shh! 296 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,379 Shh! Shh! 297 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,090 -Come here. -Shh! 298 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,717 Mm… 299 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,931 -Oh! Oh, honey! Oh, Ernesto! -Hmm? 300 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,935 -I love it! -We haven't started… 301 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,729 -The hell! -Oh, Ernesto, give it to me! 302 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,526 I haven't even started yet. 303 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,362 -Hey. -Hello. 304 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,363 Hmm? 305 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,033 I thought you people didn't wear underwear in pools. 306 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,495 -Uh, darling, should we get going? -Mm. 307 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,248 Yes, please go. Take the noise inside your own house! 308 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,249 What the-- Uh… 309 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:21,421 Look who's talking. The nymphomaniac who caused a racket. 310 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,299 But I don't dirty other people's pools to get pleasure. 311 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,427 How can you get pleasure from that monkey husband of yours? 312 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:30,597 At least my monkey can get it up. Looks like yours lost his banana. 313 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,724 With all due respect. 314 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:36,353 Coming, ma'am! I'm coming, ma'am! Where are the people making a scene? 315 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,147 -Here, engaged in immoral acts. -No, we aren't. No, no, no! 316 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,316 Everything's good. 317 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,110 -We're handling it. -Mom! 318 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,111 No, everything's good. 319 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,405 -We'll get them out. -This is a private pool. 320 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,202 I left Krstl here. I don't know where she went. 321 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,038 Hmm, what happened? 322 00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,040 -No! -What? 323 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,711 DELETE TIK TOKS OR KRSTL DIES! 324 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,838 Son of a bitch! 325 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,174 -That damn rich girl! Rich girl? -Mm-hmm. 326 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:09,344 That damn snobby brat isn't gonna destroy my doll. 327 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,305 Mm-mm! No, Uncle. We'll go and rescue Krstl. 328 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,223 Trust me. 329 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,689 Here's your product, "Rappi-din." 330 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,190 Um… 331 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,985 No. I didn't buy anything. 332 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,614 It's a new seven-speed blender 333 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,075 for anything that may need a good… 334 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,285 …shake. 335 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,287 Mm. 336 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,039 Oh, of course! 337 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,332 Yes, I did buy this. 338 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,293 Thank you. 339 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:45,922 -Yeah! -Oh! 340 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,802 No need to get so emotional about business. 341 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,971 This is just our first sale. 342 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:03,106 How do I seduce my neighbor? She's a croissant and I'm M&M's! 343 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,984 -Did somebody order a pizza? -No. 344 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,236 Large juicy exquisite sausage? 345 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,154 It's yours? 346 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,490 No, it's not. What do you mean? 347 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,533 -I'll go this way. -What address did they give you? 348 00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:16,036 -Yours, doll. -What? Don't be disrespectful. 349 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,416 Holy Mother of Jesus! 350 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,881 Hey! No! Wait a minute! Mom! Mom! 351 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:32,552 Mom! Oh. 352 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:34,805 -I'm serious. It's her! -What's wrong? 353 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,016 All right! What are you scheming, you blond bitch? 354 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,561 Okay, if I were you, I'd be nice. 355 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,356 I'm about to send your video to the neighborhood chat. 356 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,982 We'd be tied after last night. 357 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:50,070 You brought that on by yourself by putting on a little porn show. 358 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,280 No wonder you had a fling with that kid. 359 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,199 -Shh! -Your husband doesn't measure up. 360 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,577 If you keep mentioning Rober, I'll send this to your husband. 361 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,454 He's not one of your contacts. 362 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,374 I'm on the security committee. I have everyone's number. 363 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,625 You wouldn't dare. 364 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,670 You also have a video that could destroy my marriage. 365 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,382 So, stripper for Rober, how about it? 366 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,134 I say no way! 367 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:16,012 I can talk to Genaro myself, hmm? But just to show that I'm nice, 368 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,515 I'll give you your yard. 369 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,850 Don't you miss it? 370 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,981 All right! 371 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,732 -All right, I'll delete that. -Hey! 372 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,401 Wait. There it is. 373 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,778 What did I just do? What did I do? 374 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,989 Wait! Please, delete it! 375 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,699 Oh no! 376 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,326 You just sent it to Gerardo and all the neighbors! 377 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:41,163 My husband's name is Genaro! 378 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,207 Same thing. It starts with a G. 379 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,375 Oh, fuck you! 380 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,211 -Get out! -Get out of here! 381 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,671 It's unbelievable. 382 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,798 Hey, Gennie, I mean, with this tantra business, 383 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,842 I feel three times more pressure from Silvia 384 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,927 And I even followed your advice of running away. 385 00:18:56,011 --> 00:19:01,224 -Oy, you're @malestud? -Yeah, and I wish that I was @penismaster. 386 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,726 It's not that easy, Neto. 387 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,643 What? 388 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:08,982 I've turned Leonor into a sex addict. Now I'm not even enough for her anymore. 389 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,026 If you're not enough for her, then who is? 390 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,905 You ever feel like you can't fail even one time? 391 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,159 Yes, and you feel like you have to be a pleasure machine. 392 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:23,288 Yes, exactly. I feel the same way, Neto! And I don't think it's fair. 393 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,540 -No. -We have to free ourselves. 394 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,667 Like my grandpa used to say, 395 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,878 "Let your work bring sleep, 396 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,256 and let your pleasure bring play." 397 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,426 Right! Okay! That's what I'll do with Silvia! 398 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,596 You are the best thing to happen to all the men in this community. 399 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,639 Come here. 400 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,574 On my signal we move, copy? 401 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,201 Copy, nephew. 402 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:07,123 You by air, me by land. Got it? Over. 403 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,041 Got it. 404 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,710 Operation Bird Returns to Nest. Let's begin. Over. 405 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,628 Wait. 406 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,090 If it goes wrong… 407 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,468 …it was a pleasure knowing you, kid. 408 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:21,513 Baby… 409 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,056 Cheers. 410 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,599 Where is my reward? 411 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,142 I deserve one. 412 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,145 -Mm, yes you do, honey. -Yes. 413 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,524 Because you deserve a super… 414 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,735 massage. 415 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,321 Okay. 416 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,035 Oh, babe, I missed you. 417 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,548 You want me to pull my clothes off like that stripper? 418 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,509 That bimbo sent him. 419 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,136 She was trying to entrap me. 420 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,847 Mm-hmm. I'm sure. 421 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,516 What are you mad about? You smell like a strip club. 422 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,770 Stop pretending. Every time you're sad, you go and ignore the strippers. 423 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,065 I never complain because I always think of you 424 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,358 before I think about me. 425 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,778 That's the problem, Genaro. 426 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:24,034 I need to be able to tell you 427 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:28,413 what I like and dislike in bed, without it undermining you. 428 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,459 Hmm? For example, that wrestler mask you like… 429 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,045 -You know the one. -Rey Mysterio's mask? 430 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,421 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 431 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,132 It's a big turn-off, if I'm being honest with you. 432 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,800 I'll get rid of it. 433 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:41,760 Yes! 434 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,182 Forgive me for not asking you what you like, little devil. 435 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,351 -But I'm ready now. -Yeah? 436 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,061 Tell me what you want to do? 437 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,145 -Anything? -Yeah. 438 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:56,316 Well, okay then, Penis Master, for starters… 439 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,734 -Mm-hmm. -Just a sec. 440 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,154 I wanna try this out. Okay? 441 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,614 -Oh… -Come on! 442 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,950 It's so weird that rich people need so much to get aroused, right? 443 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,619 -And you don't? -Me? 444 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,121 I only need this. 445 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:18,213 Dear Richie Boy, tell your girl that you love her style, 446 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,715 and then she will open up her flower. 447 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,888 Are you all right? 448 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,016 -I'm interested in your flower. -Uh… 449 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,396 I mean, in… in your personality, which is like a flower inside of you. 450 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,313 Mm-hmm. 451 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:36,940 I'm not a player. 452 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,775 -I don't go with all the girls. -No. 453 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,819 What I care about is… is in here. 454 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,821 And here. 455 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,241 May I smell your hair? 456 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:48,827 Okay. 457 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,412 Yes. 458 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,329 Yes. 459 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,250 It smells good. 460 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,918 Uh, yes. Thank you. 461 00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:59,838 Show me your boobs? At least just one. 462 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:02,424 -Just a look. -Just shut up. 463 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,722 I'm chafed. I hadn't ridden my bike since I was eight, 464 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,182 but I can do it, I swear. 465 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,767 Okay. 466 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,526 You deserve it all. 467 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,053 Yeah! 468 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,558 Oh, Beatriz! 469 00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,772 -Silvia! -Mm-hmm. 470 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:02,692 I can't believe it! 471 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:07,197 If I were Beatriz, I'd be dead, and you'd be a necrophile. 472 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,199 Silvia, don't pay attention to me, dear. 473 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:12,911 It was a very, very stupid mistake. I saw the tree and it got my head. 474 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,371 Oh no, I've had enough! I live with the ghost of a woman 475 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,832 who choked on the host at her son's baptism. 476 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,292 -I can never compete with that! -No! 477 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,920 -You make me the happiest man alive. -No, please, let go of me. 478 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:24,631 Stop, stop, stop, stop! Enough! Bye! 479 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,514 Hey, something's burning, yeah? 480 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,892 It must be me burning for you. 481 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:38,937 No! Wait! Wait! 482 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:41,856 I mean it. 483 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,194 No way! 484 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,033 Ay, this horrible big house, 485 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,953 it can't stand even a little bit of smoke. 486 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,039 Oh Lord! 487 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,374 What's going on, Mom? 488 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:02,377 I was just trying out the charcoal stove. 489 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,923 All right, then, be more careful next time. 490 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,300 You too. Be very careful. 491 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,932 -Now what? -Have you turned to the Devil now, Leo? 492 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,811 Guess what? You know, Genaro loves it, and me too. 493 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:24,232 Mom, you taught me some very strange things about sex. 494 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:27,235 I only taught you what I was taught when I was young. 495 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,030 That you need to have self-respect. 496 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:35,076 Yes, Mommy. I know you had the best intentions. 497 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,745 And since I already know how to respect myself, 498 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:40,540 I learned how to ask instead of just giving. 499 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,376 Being a little bit devilish isn't that bad. 500 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,545 You should try it sometime. 501 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,005 Mm? 502 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:47,922 Love you. 503 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:52,760 Target located. 504 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,306 Watch out! Watch out! It's Crista! 505 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,896 DELETE THE TIK TOKS 506 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:05,690 No! 507 00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,487 GHETTO QUEEN CRISTA 508 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,656 No way! 509 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,743 DELETE THE TIK TOKS OR KRSTL DIES 510 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,453 Ugh! Stupid ugly doll! 511 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,872 Oh! You're always right. 512 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:44,062 Why are you cutting it down? 513 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,313 It's a pretty tree. 514 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,607 -No! -Oh damn! 515 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:52,695 It's a reminder that my husband is always thinking about his dead wife! 516 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,158 He called me Beatriz in bed. 517 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,203 After months of not touching me. 518 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,623 Oh man, I feel like an asshole. 519 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,626 Hey, don't call yourself that. 520 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,254 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 521 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:16,302 -We all screw up once in a while. -Except you and your Penis Master. 522 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:19,138 Until before those classes we took, 523 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:21,808 the truth is that… 524 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:24,727 …I hadn't felt the things I felt today. 525 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:30,149 You shouldn't live under Beatriz's shadow. You come first. 526 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:33,403 At least that's what I've learned since I moved to this neighborhood. 527 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:34,987 Ugh. 528 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,921 Ugh! Fuckin' Pablo, he was right! 529 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,590 I have the worst friends ever! 530 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,178 I mean, for real, Pablo is my only real friend. 531 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:01,013 You're awesome! 532 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:04,267 -You're great! -Aw. 533 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:09,021 Oh! You're perfect! 534 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,775 No wonder these dolls are so well-liked. 535 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,194 Oh… 536 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:16,779 Uncle! Abort! 537 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,489 -Abort! Get out! -Uh? 538 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,325 Pablo, what's wrong with you? 539 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,745 So, what? Are we going to charge into her room? 540 00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:27,123 Pablito. Pablo… 541 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:28,458 Oh no. 542 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,295 Goddammit! You're all a family of degenerates. 543 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,296 Okay, fine, then. 544 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,173 I can't believe this! 545 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,300 What are you doing up there? 546 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,468 Hi, Mom. 547 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:39,886 Huh? 548 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:44,724 A Penis Master isn't the kind of man who brags to others. 549 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,768 Anybody can do that, huh? 550 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,187 The hardest thing to do… 551 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,900 …is talk to your partner. 552 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:57,278 There's always something that we don't want to hear. 553 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:01,115 So, my dear followers, be ready. 554 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:05,161 Because changing is very hard, but it's possible, huh. 555 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:08,289 Because we shouldn't just satisfy others. 556 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:12,335 That's why first you have to know what makes yourself happy. 557 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,837 Then do what you can to please the other person. 558 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:19,133 If nobody ever told you that you have a natural talent, 559 00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:20,593 don't get sad, huh. 560 00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:24,013 Not everybody can be a genius in bed like me, you know.