1 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,636 AN ORIGINAL NETFLIX SERIES 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,889 Watch your lover's butt 3 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:14,766 as they rise up 4 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:19,062 and go down sensually 5 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,064 during the breathing exercise. 6 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,524 Speaking of butts, mine was famous in jail. 7 00:00:23,608 --> 00:00:26,235 I know how arousing it can be. 8 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:27,779 Cut it out. 9 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:31,866 Tantric yoga helps improve our sex drive 10 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:37,288 as we put our bodies in contact with our partners' bodies. 11 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:40,792 Cut it out, honey! 12 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,711 -Very good! What a lion! -Keep going. 13 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:48,466 -Inhale, exhale, very good. -You're doing it wrong. Pay attention. 14 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:54,013 Okay, I think we'll stop here to avoid any accidents. 15 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,350 And to all of you, namaste. 16 00:00:58,184 --> 00:00:59,018 Mastes. 17 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:03,564 I'd like to acknowledge someone who exudes sexuality. 18 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:07,568 Let's just say he's a natural penis master. 19 00:01:07,652 --> 00:01:09,028 She caught me! 20 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,615 Genaro, I'd like to ask you 21 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:16,160 to share your light on my blog with a video. 22 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:17,662 Bravo! 23 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,498 Leo, dear. 24 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,667 -Yes? -It's just him in the video. 25 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:27,046 Let's just say that some partners aren't such great partners yet. 26 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:31,092 Tantric yoga will be particularly helpful 27 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,136 for the Espinozas. 28 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:34,470 What? 29 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:38,641 You transmitted a total lack of sexual connection. 30 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,894 -Read it. -Thanks. 31 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:45,148 Everybody knows if the Lopezes are good in bed 32 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,775 it's because it's cheaper than Netflix. 33 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:52,405 Forgive me, but I do have Netflix, and instead of solving your issue, 34 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,991 you two spy on us, which causes frigidity. 35 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:58,536 Girls, remember we can all improve. 36 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,456 Or be honest and tell me which of us has a perfect sex life? 37 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,675 You want a class? 38 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:16,137 Don't miss a roll in the hay with the country's best lover, 39 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,680 yours truly. 40 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:21,267 I'm sore all over from standing on my toes so long. 41 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,353 But honey… 42 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,067 On second thought, 43 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,656 open up those chakras wide for me, because here I come! 44 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:36,741 Yes! Come! 45 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:40,912 Giddyap, penis master! It's the ride of your life! 46 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:44,081 -Oh, yes! -That's my penis master! 47 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:45,666 Keep going! 48 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,710 Yes! 49 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,046 Yes, penis master! 50 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,756 Yes! More! 51 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,676 I got a new business idea. 52 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,473 The tantra teacher's success reminded me how much sex sells. 53 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,515 Interested? 54 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:06,854 No, in jail I learned not to mix business with pleasure. 55 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:10,316 Dad's not investing a penny. It's all from my savings. 56 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,610 From the allowance Daddy gives you? 57 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,112 -She's right. -Uncle, get dressed! 58 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:18,950 But I am dressed. 59 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,576 Any self-respecting CEO 60 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:23,788 risks their own money like Mark Zuckerberg. 61 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,792 It'll be like Rappi, but using WhatsApp to sell sex toys. 62 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,709 Just imagine. 63 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,421 Facebook's Zuckerberg? 64 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:33,464 -Uncle! -What? 65 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,467 I can't do what I want in my own home? 66 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,638 "No condoms for a quickie? 67 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,014 We deliver them. 68 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:46,602 No Viagra for a quickie? We buy it for you. 69 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:49,897 Are you looking for a gay fling and need some poppers? 70 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:52,275 We're there for you." 71 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:56,112 Diego even composed a jingle. Qui-ckie! 72 00:03:57,697 --> 00:04:01,284 Look, you can sell this second-hand in your business. 73 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,744 Check it out. Ta-da! 74 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:06,706 Hold on. 75 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:10,751 Have you lost your mind? Nobody buys those used. 76 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:14,422 So, you're saying you can't be with a divorcee because she's used? 77 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,341 That's why you never had a girlfriend. 78 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,385 Only convicts know what love is. 79 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:23,681 No one should have one of those. You're going to hell. 80 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,475 Doesn't she look like Crista? 81 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,521 -What? Never mind her. -Of course not. 82 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,606 You are awesome, baby. 83 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:35,026 Wow! She speaks English! 84 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:39,697 She's yours for free, nephew. Just bleach her down first. 85 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,783 -What for? -Better safe than make your buddy sorry. 86 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,201 Right? 87 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,620 Is that a saying? 88 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:54,879 What a dump. 89 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:59,550 -So, potatoes remove dark circles? -Yes. We use them at home. 90 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,345 But brown skin doesn't get dark circles. 91 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,348 What's wrong with you? 92 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:10,186 I couldn't sleep with all the moaning from the ghetto masters next door, 93 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:14,398 while you slept like a log, we didn't practice the position I wanted. 94 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,443 I can't carry you like that. 95 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:20,363 -Are you calling me fat? -I said no such thing. 96 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:25,993 I won't let those ghetto masters beat us. You need to be the penis master. 97 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,537 Got it? 98 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:33,501 Don't fret, girls. The first time is never easy. 99 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:37,963 There's no need for any stress, pleasure is like a blast wave 100 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:39,924 that spreads 101 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,258 throughout 102 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,676 your body. 103 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:45,012 And we begin. 104 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:48,933 Women 105 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,769 are like a beautiful flower. 106 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,938 Give them your fertilizer 107 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,440 and they bloom. 108 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,193 Should I be hearing this, Dad? 109 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,653 Cover your ears, honey. 110 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,613 Pablito won't help me. 111 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,949 I don't know how to post online. 112 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,410 You're the brains in the family, honey. 113 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,912 You'll be successful when you grow up. 114 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:11,539 Come on, post it! 115 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,044 -What's that sound? -You got some comments. 116 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,296 Read them to me. 117 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:21,549 From @titillo. 118 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,968 "What foods turn women on?" 119 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:27,763 From @anonymous. "Am I gay if I dream about penises?" 120 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,057 From @billy-goat. 121 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:32,977 "My wife complains because my joystick is broken." 122 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,645 His joystick? 123 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,729 Well… 124 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:42,153 I'll explain later, honey. These poor earthlings need my help. 125 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:44,363 Film me again, honey. 126 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:49,618 Dear Titillo, potato tlacoyos work for me. 127 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,997 And you, billy-goat, don't let her pressure you. 128 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:58,169 If you really can't get it up, save your honor by running away. 129 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,964 Follow me on @penismaster for more advice. 130 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,924 What's this filth? 131 00:07:05,301 --> 00:07:07,136 You crossed a line, Leo. 132 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:08,721 What? 133 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,598 All night I heard you howling. 134 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,684 Is that any example to set for the girls? 135 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:18,647 Lovemaking must be silent. That's what pillows are for. 136 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:20,441 That's what the nuns said. 137 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:23,027 Lots of women think some pleasure is a sin. 138 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,446 All pleasure is sinful, 139 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,281 except my potato tlacoyos. 140 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,241 Of course not, Mom, please. 141 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,869 Haven't you had an orgasm? 142 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,872 That tingling in your tlacoyo? 143 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,790 Blessed Virgin! 144 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,586 Alright then, show me a nice toy. 145 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,797 This is the Uh, Ah, Maxi Sensations. 146 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:47,593 Comes with ten speeds and three kinds of vibrations. 147 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:50,304 You can use it 148 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,598 underwater. 149 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:53,891 Great. 150 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:57,478 And to ensure your business gets off on the right foot, 151 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,522 I'll take the she-devil costume too. 152 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:02,107 How about some body gloss? 153 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,859 -What for? -It makes you glow. 154 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:07,363 Come on, Tere. I don't need to glow in the dark like a UFO. 155 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:11,242 You won't regret your purchase. 156 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:15,120 No returns or exchanges, of course. Enjoy your new toy. 157 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:19,416 Georgie, did you order that? 158 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,626 No! 159 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,627 What is it? 160 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,047 -It's your order, Yolis. -I didn't buy that! 161 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,884 So please leave my house. 162 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,302 You! 163 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:31,679 Get inside! 164 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:40,145 There are always ups and downs. 165 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,773 Maybe, your spandex put the off. 166 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,942 It's for biking the deliveries. 167 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,153 Maybe it's the wrong packaging? 168 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,615 I can see why someone might be obsessed. 169 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,784 I mean offended 170 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,495 by that package. 171 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,250 Give it to me, baby. 172 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:06,589 Sure, Crystal. The every people love you. 173 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,425 You are so big and handsome. 174 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,928 Funny, so to end the interview. 175 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,389 Tell me, why Mexico? 176 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,349 What you tell me us? 177 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,226 Yeah, baby. 178 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,520 Give it to me hard. 179 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:25,107 What are you doing? Why are you interviewing a sex doll? 180 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,317 Here's why. 181 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,403 I got 100 followers in 12 hours. 182 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:33,532 In a month, man! I'll be the king of North Korea. 183 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,368 The Chinese get turned on by the weirdest things. 184 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,287 They even have cartoon porn. 185 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:39,955 Wentai? 186 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,333 Pablo, not all Asians are Chinese. 187 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,461 The comments I read are South Korean. 188 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:48,672 And the Japanese invented hentai. 189 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,676 PLEASE REMOVE THOSE VIDEOS! 190 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,219 It's from the neighbor. 191 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,430 Let me finish editing this first. 192 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,064 Do you notice nothing? 193 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:08,609 I've been waiting all day. Everything hurts, including my pride. 194 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:13,238 I even got the tantric chair to practice the Shiva position for you. 195 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,866 I hurt my right knee with my backhand. 196 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:19,078 Yeah? 197 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,164 I don't care. 198 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:30,964 Boy, do I have a treat for you, a massage with a happy-ending. 199 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,178 Wasn't it the right knee? 200 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:39,640 How dare you? 201 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,643 Calm down, I hate doing it in the daytime. 202 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,561 I'm sick of the tantric stuff. 203 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,483 Remember that night on our honeymoon? 204 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,485 In the pool? 205 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,490 How could I forget? You outdid yourself. 206 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,867 That was legendary! 207 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,078 Let's do it again. 208 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:04,373 Tonight. 209 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,583 We've got a date. 210 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,211 These people! 211 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,839 I knew we should charge for cancellations. 212 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,174 The transparent plastic bags reveal 213 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,510 the hypocrisy of rich peoples. 214 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,887 The guilt makes them bad lovers. 215 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,139 How would you know? 216 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,766 How many rich guys have you been with? 217 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,604 I can't tell you, 218 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,650 because you'll want to know all the details. 219 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,901 Is that a problem? 220 00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:36,196 It would violate my employee contract. 221 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,951 But trust me, I know from experience. 222 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,124 Inhale. 223 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,042 Exhale. 224 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,627 Very good. 225 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:55,758 I always recommend asking permission before entering. 226 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:56,717 May I enter? 227 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,927 So, we say, "May I come in?" 228 00:11:59,011 --> 00:11:59,970 May I come in? 229 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:03,474 It feels like we do have permission. 230 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:08,145 Don't forget to inhale and experience a universe of possibilities. 231 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,105 Damn! 232 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:25,579 -How did you get in? -Dude! Locking the door is so tacky. 233 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,372 Why are you doing this? 234 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:31,502 The whole school thinks we're dating because of your videos. 235 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,629 They call me "Chaca Cris." 236 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,838 Like Chaca. 237 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,925 Get it? They think I look like that sex doll. 238 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,763 But isn't Mariana your BFF? She nicknamed you that. 239 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:48,310 I don't know what's up with your friends, but I'll keep posting for my thousands 240 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,604 of followers in one of the Koreas. 241 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,941 I need followers, including you and your friends. 242 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,958 -Ready? -Yes. 243 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,630 Damn, you temptress! That's smoking! 244 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,090 Let's do it, baby! 245 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,550 Come, my love. 246 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:21,969 That's it. 247 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,554 -Wait. -What? 248 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,973 -Let me go on top. -Okay. Whatever you want. 249 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,433 -Ready? -Yes. 250 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,519 -Like that? -Grab my butt, honey. 251 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,436 Yes. 252 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,354 Grab me hard. 253 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,738 -What wrong? -I've never been with a she-devil. 254 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,451 No problem. 255 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,996 I have something we can play with. 256 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,334 What are you up to? I'm not into that. 257 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,753 It's not for you, dummy. 258 00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:01,758 Sure, I gave you so much pleasure, now you need not one, but two. 259 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,051 Stop it, honey. 260 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014 I just wanted to try it. 261 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,849 But it seems too much 262 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,559 for the penis mother, 263 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,144 or whatever you're called. 264 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,022 Penis master. 265 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,403 -We should've done this ages ago. -Right. 266 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,407 -The tantra thing is so lame. -And we won't mess up the house. 267 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,701 Mess me up all you want, babe! 268 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,164 Serious? 269 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,749 Are you ready? 270 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,381 Come here. 271 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,220 I love you, Ernesto! 272 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,807 I love it! 273 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,476 Yes! 274 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393 That bitch! 275 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,687 Take me, Ernesto! 276 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,234 I haven't done anything, my love. 277 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,320 What's up? 278 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,407 Swimming in your underwear? 279 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,369 Shall we go, honey? 280 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,204 Yes, off you go. 281 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,207 And take your racket back to your house. 282 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,208 Wait! 283 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,251 Look who's talking. 284 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,671 The nympho who howls like a cat in heat. 285 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,257 But I don't mess up other people's pools to have fun. 286 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,386 Have fun with that ape you call a husband? 287 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,555 At least my ape gets it up. Yours lost his banana. 288 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,683 No offense, neighbor. 289 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,434 I'm coming! 290 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,311 Where are the intruders? 291 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:40,399 -Right here, committing lewd acts. -No we're not. 292 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,068 -We'll get them out. -Mom? 293 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,363 -No. We're fine. -This is a private pool. Please! 294 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,160 I left Crystal here. What happened? 295 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,331 What? 296 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,669 DELETE THE TIK TOKS OR CRYSTAL DIES! 297 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796 That bitch! 298 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,133 That damn rich kid! Rich girl? 299 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,719 That damn rich chick will not ruin my doll. 300 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,889 No, Uncle. We'll rescue Crystal, trust me. 301 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,060 Quickie. I want a quickie. 302 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,647 We are here with your Quickie order. 303 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,943 What? I didn't buy anything. 304 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,240 It's the new seven-speed blender 305 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,285 for anything that needs a good stir. 306 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,997 Yes, of course! 307 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,957 Yes, I did order this. 308 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,417 Thank you. 309 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,345 We don't need to be so corny over our first sale. 310 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,065 HOW DO I SEDUCE MY NEIGHBOR? SHE'S A CRESCENT AND I'M A FULL MOON. 311 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,942 -You order a pizza? -No. 312 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,195 With big hot luscious sausage? 313 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,362 Sure you did. 314 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:13,492 No. Listen to me. What address did they give you? 315 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,493 Yours. 316 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,994 You're quite self-assured. 317 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,457 Blessed Virgin! 318 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,839 No! Wait a minute! Mom! 319 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,216 Mom! 320 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,927 Mom! Stop it. I mean it. 321 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,136 I'm serious. 322 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,763 What's the matter? 323 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,974 What have you done, blondie? 324 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,811 I wouldn't be like that if I were you. 325 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:45,941 I'll post it on the neighborhood chat. This makes us equal for the pool thing. 326 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:50,028 You brought that on yourself with your fake porn show. 327 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,573 You had a fling with that kid because you can't get any at home. 328 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,536 Mention Rober again and this goes to your husband. 329 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,412 You don't have his number. 330 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,332 I'm on the security board. I have all of them. 331 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,583 You wouldn't dare. 332 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,628 You have a video that could ruin my marriage. 333 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,340 I'll trade the stripper for Rober. What do you say? 334 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,469 Ridiculous! I can deal with Genaro. 335 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,263 But to show you I don't care, 336 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,473 I'll give back your yard. 337 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,808 Don't you miss it? 338 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,939 All right! 339 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,691 I'll delete it myself. 340 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,359 There. Oh, no! 341 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,861 What have I done? 342 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,320 Delete it! 343 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,285 You sent it to Gerardo and the neighbors! 344 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,537 My husband's name is Genaro! 345 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,166 Whatever! G is for ghetto! 346 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,083 Fuck you! 347 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,002 Get out! 348 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,128 Scram! 349 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,212 I can't do this. 350 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,382 Silvia's pressuring me with the tantra 351 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,886 even though I took your advice about running away. 352 00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:01,183 -You're @billygoat? -Yes, if only I were @penismaster. 353 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,727 -It's not that easy, Neto. -No? 354 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:08,273 I turned Leonor into a sex addict. Now, I'm not good enough for her. 355 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,984 If you're not good enough, who is? 356 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,863 Don't you feel like you can't fail even once? 357 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:19,117 Yes, do you feel like you need to be a sex machine? 358 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,745 Yes, that's it exactly, Neto! 359 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,873 It's not fair. We need to be free. 360 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,000 Like my granddad used to say, 361 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,544 "Let your work mind sleep, 362 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,756 to awaken the mind of pleasure." 363 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,384 That's what I'll do with Silvia! 364 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,180 You're the best thing that's happened to the local guys, come here. 365 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,532 Move on my signal, over. 366 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,159 Copy that, kid. 367 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,082 You by air and me by land with all we've got, over. 368 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,669 Operation Bird Returns to Nest starts now, over. 369 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,586 Wait. 370 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,172 If anything happens… 371 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,759 we had a good run. 372 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,264 -Cheers, baby. -Cheers. 373 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:25,934 Aren't you gonna congratulate me properly. 374 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,104 But, of course, I will. 375 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,814 -Yes? -You deserve 376 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,065 a super… 377 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,193 massage. 378 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,113 Okay. 379 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,994 I missed you, baby. 380 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,381 Want me to strip like that stripper? 381 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,094 That slut sent him. It was a trap. 382 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,053 Sure. 383 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,724 What are you mad about? You smell like a strip club. 384 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,145 I know you go and ignore the strippers when you feel down. 385 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:15,317 I never complain because I always put you first. 386 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,320 That's the problem, Genaro. 387 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,867 I need to tell you 388 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,371 what I like or not in bed, but it doesn't undermine you. 389 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,418 Like that wrestler mask you love. 390 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,961 The Rey Mysterio mask? 391 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:36,379 That one. 392 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,590 It's a total turn-off. 393 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,134 -I'll get rid of it. -Really? 394 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:46,556 Forgive me for not asking, my little devil. 395 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,309 -But I'm ready now. -You are? 396 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,019 What do you want me to do? 397 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:51,936 Anything? 398 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,857 Well, for starters, penis master, why don't we try… 399 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:57,692 wait a sec. 400 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,695 How about trying this out? Come on. 401 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,909 Rich people need so much to get turned on. 402 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,577 -Don't you? -Me? 403 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,080 This is all I need. 404 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,171 "Dear Rich Kid, tell your girl you love her style, 405 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,673 and she will open up her flower to you." 406 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,846 Are you okay? 407 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,057 I love your flower! 408 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,770 I mean, your personality, the flower in all of us. 409 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:40,735 I'm not some player who fools around. All I care about is in here. 410 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,779 And here. 411 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,199 Can I smell your hair? 412 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,785 Okay. 413 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,702 Yes? 414 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,291 It smells nice. 415 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,626 Thanks. 416 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,296 Can I see your boobs? Just one. 417 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,464 Just be quiet. 418 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,681 I'm chafed. I haven't ridden my bike since I was eight. 419 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,141 But I can do it. 420 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,102 Baby. 421 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,399 Baby, you turn me on. 422 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,359 You deserve everything. 423 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,403 You're on fire, baby. 424 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,990 We'll never leave this room. 425 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:34,914 Baby. 426 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,044 You're on fire, baby. 427 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,428 Yes! 428 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,391 Beatriz! 429 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,354 Silvia! 430 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,192 Unbelievable! 431 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:07,155 If I were Beatriz, I'd be dead, and you'd be a necrophile. 432 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,073 Just ignore me, my love. 433 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:11,242 That was just a very dumb mistake. 434 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,119 Seeing the tree crossed my wires. 435 00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,330 Living with the ghost of a woman 436 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:19,250 who choked on the host at her son's baptism is too much. 437 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,252 You make me the happiest man alive. 438 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,379 Please, let me go. 439 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,714 Bye. 440 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,472 Something's burning, right? 441 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,058 I'm burning up for you. 442 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,686 No! Dude! 443 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,231 I mean it. 444 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:45,860 No way! 445 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,616 This huge house 446 00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,911 can't take a little smoke? 447 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:56,829 Lord! 448 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:02,335 -What's going on, Mom? -I just tried out the charcoal stove. 449 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,881 Okay, be more careful next time. 450 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,259 You better watch it too. 451 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,890 -What now? -Are you Satan himself now, Leo? 452 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,769 Your beloved Genaro loves it and I love it even more. 453 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,190 Mom, you taught me some weird ideas about sex. 454 00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:27,193 I only taught you what I was taught. 455 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,363 We must be respectable. 456 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:32,907 Yes, Mom. 457 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:35,034 I know you had the best intentions. 458 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,704 And now that I respect myself, 459 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,498 I learned to ask and not just give. 460 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,334 Being a mischievous she-devil isn't all bad. 461 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,503 You should try it sometime. 462 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:47,880 I love you. 463 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,552 Target located. 464 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,264 Careful, Uncle! It's Crista! 465 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,855 DELETE THE TIK TOKS 466 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,607 No! 467 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,363 GHETTO QUEEN CRISTA 468 00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,615 No way! 469 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,411 You hideous doll! 470 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:20,705 You're always right. 471 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,271 Why are you cutting down that beautiful tree? 472 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,606 No! 473 00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:47,607 Wow. 474 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:51,861 It's a reminder that all my husband can think of is his dead wife! 475 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,991 He called me Beatriz in bed. 476 00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,161 After months of not touching me. 477 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,456 I feel like such an asshole. 478 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,584 Hey, don't call yourself that. 479 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:16,219 -We all mess up once in a while. -Except you and your penis master. 480 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:20,682 Before those yoga classes, the truth is I never… 481 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,976 I never felt like I do today. 482 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:28,064 Don't live in anybody's shadow. 483 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,108 You come first. 484 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:33,361 That's what I learned since I moved here. 485 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,879 That damn Pablo was right! 486 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,549 I have the worst friends ever! 487 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,678 Pablo is my only true friend. 488 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,555 You're awesome! 489 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,141 You're great! 490 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,271 You're perfect! 491 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,734 No wonder these dolls sell so well. 492 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,822 Uncle! Stop! Get out of there! 493 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,284 Pablo, what's wrong with you? 494 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,578 Do we enter the rich girl's room? 495 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,831 Pablo? Answer me. 496 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,335 Damn family of perverts! 497 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,171 Hey! 498 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,797 Unbelievable! 499 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,258 What are you doing there? 500 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,426 Hi, Mom. 501 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:44,015 A penis master doesn't like to brag 502 00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:45,975 Anyone can do it, right? 503 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,353 The thing that's hard for everyone… 504 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,858 is talking to your partner. 505 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,903 There's always something we don't want to hear. 506 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,198 So, be prepared, guys. 507 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,118 Because change is hard, but possible. 508 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:08,164 We can't go around only pleasing others. 509 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,293 First you need to know what makes you happy, 510 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,420 to know what makes them happy. 511 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,091 If nobody has ever told you, you have a natural talent, 512 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,426 don't worry about it. 513 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,554 Not everyone is great in bed like me. 514 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:05,007 Subtitle translation by: Ricardo Espinoza