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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎在呼吸练习中

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‎目视你爱人的臀部
‎性感地起伏

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‎说到屁股　我的在牢里出了名

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‎屁股很诱人　你懂的

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‎-打住
‎-好的

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‎密宗瑜伽可以改善性欲

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‎改善与配偶身体的接触

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‎别这样　亲爱的！

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‎-很好　像头狮子！
‎-继续加油

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‎-吸气　呼气　很好
‎-你做错了　注意力集中

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‎好了　可以停下来了　避免意外发生

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‎大家　合十礼

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‎合十礼

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‎我想表彰一位同学
‎他彰显了性欲的灵感

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‎可谓纯天然阴茎大师

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‎她看到我了！

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‎赫纳罗

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‎我想邀请您上我的博客视频
‎分享您的启发

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‎太棒了！

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‎天呐　蕾奥娜

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‎-是吗？
‎-视频里只能有他

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‎这么说吧　有些配偶还不到位

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‎密宗瑜伽在这方面可大有所为

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‎比如说埃斯皮诺萨夫妻

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‎什么？

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‎你们缺乏性关系的传递

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‎-可以读一下
‎-谢谢

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‎大家都知道　洛佩兹夫妻喜欢啪啪

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‎因为做爱比看Netflix还便宜

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‎不好意思　我们有Netflix

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‎你们俩一直盯着我们　导致肢体僵硬

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‎姑娘们　记住了　大家都能进步

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‎说实话　谁的性生活是完美的呢？

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‎暴发户决战富人里

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‎上堂课　怎么样？

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‎与世界第一情人做爱
‎千载难逢　不容错过

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‎千真万确

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‎站了这么久　现在全身腰酸背痛

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‎但是亲爱的…

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‎我想了想…

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‎把你的脉轮为我大开　我来咯！

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‎好！来

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‎来咯　阴茎大师！
‎开启你的人生之旅！

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‎-哦　是！
‎-我的阴茎大师！

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‎接着来！

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‎我要！我要！

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‎就这样　阴茎大师！

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‎太好了！太好了！

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‎我有个做生意的新点子

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‎密宗老师的成功
‎提醒了我　性爱的价值

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‎感兴趣吗？

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‎不用了　在监狱里　我就知道
‎不要把性爱和钱混在一起

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‎我爸不投一分钱　都是我的积蓄

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‎那就是你爸给你的零花钱？

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‎-对
‎-叔叔　穿上衣服

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‎我已经穿好了

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‎任何有自尊心的总裁

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‎都会用自己的钱去冒险
‎比如说扎克伯格

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‎做一个多垂直性玩具生意
‎但用WhatsApp平台　可以想象一下

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‎脸书的扎克伯格？

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‎-叔叔！
‎-什么？

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‎自己家还不能随便点吗？

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‎没有安全套吗？
‎我们送过来

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‎没有伟哥？
‎我们给你买

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‎同性恋啪啪没有助性药？

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‎我们随叫随到

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‎迭戈甚至写了个口号　“神速”

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‎你还可以利用这个机会
‎卖掉这套二手货

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‎看！

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‎等等

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‎叔叔　拜托！你疯了吗？
‎没人会买用过的

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‎离过婚的不能再婚
‎因为人家被用过？

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‎所以你才没有女朋友啊

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‎只有犯人才知道什么是爱

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‎这玩意儿不能碰　要下地狱的

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‎怎么长得有点像克丽丝塔？

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‎-什么？
‎-当然不像

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‎你太棒了　宝贝儿

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‎哇！她会说英语！

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‎外甥　你可以免费用她
‎但得先把她漂白

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‎-为什么？
‎-不怕一万　就怕万一　保护小弟弟

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‎有这个说法吗？

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‎真是个废物！

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‎-土豆真能消除黑眼圈？
‎-是的　这是我们的土方子

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‎对哈　有色人是没有黑眼圈的

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‎你怎么了？

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‎隔壁贫民窟大师整晚上呻吟
‎害的我一夜没法睡觉

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‎你睡得倒像头死猪
‎我们根本没有练习姿势

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‎我无法那样背你

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‎-你是说我胖吗？
‎-没有啊

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‎绝不能让贫民窟的大师得逞
‎你必须成为阴茎大师

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‎明白吗？

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‎别担心姑娘们　第一次总是很难

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‎不要有任何负担　快感就像冲击波

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‎施展到你的全身

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‎我们开始吧

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‎女人就像美丽的植物

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‎施上你的化肥

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‎她们就会绽放

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‎我可以听这个吗　爸爸？

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‎把耳朵捂好　宝贝儿

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‎我不知道怎么在网上发帖子
‎小巴布罗不帮我

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‎你是咱家最聪明的

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‎你自己也会很成功的
‎发帖子吧！

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‎-这是什么声音？
‎-你的视频有些评论

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‎哦！读给我听

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‎来自提提略
‎“女人吃什么更有激情？”

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‎来自匿名
‎“如果我梦到阴茎　我是同性恋吗？”

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‎来自比利山羊

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‎“我老婆总是唠叨　我的表现不佳”

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‎表现什么？

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‎呃…

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‎待会儿再解释　亲爱的
‎先救助这些可怜的地球人

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‎再来一次　亲爱的

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‎亲爱的提提略
‎就我而言　炸土豆饼很有效

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‎比利山羊　不要有压力哦

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‎如果真的没办法
‎只有跑开　保住面子

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‎详情敬请关注我的微博

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‎什么破玩意儿？

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‎蕾奥娜　你太过分了

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‎怎么？

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‎昨晚　我听到你的嚎叫
‎这是女生的榜样吗？

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‎做爱一定要安静　这就是枕头的用途

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‎修女说过的

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‎很多女人都认为做爱有罪

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‎所有的快感都是罪恶

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‎除了我的炸土豆饼

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‎当然不是　拜托妈妈
‎你从没有过高潮吗？

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‎炸土豆饼里有刺痛吗？

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‎上帝保佑你们！

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‎让我瞧瞧　你有什么好东西

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‎这个叫“啊　多重感受”

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‎十个速度　三种震动

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‎还可以把它放进水里

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‎好的

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‎我把这个女鬼服也拿上
‎祝你生意兴隆

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‎来点擦身子的　怎么样？

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‎-这是什么？
‎-让你闪闪发光

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‎放过我吧　泰莉
‎我可不想成为夜里发光的不明飞行物

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‎保证您满意

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‎当然没有三包啦
‎享受您的新玩具吧

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‎乔治　这是你的货吗？

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‎不是！这是什么？

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‎-尤拉　这是你的货
‎-我绝对没买这个

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‎请你们离开！

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‎你！进来！

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‎风水轮流转嘛

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‎-也许你的紧身服冒犯了他们
‎-必须骑自行车送货啊

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‎也许是包装错了？

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‎我知道了　为什么有人会着迷

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‎我是说　被冒犯了

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‎裹好了！

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‎我要　宝贝

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‎好的　克丽特尔　每个人都爱你吗？

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‎你又大又帅

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‎很有意思

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‎为什么选择墨西哥？

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‎跟我们讲讲？

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‎宝贝　狠狠地来一个

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‎你在干嘛？
‎为什么采访性爱娃娃？

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‎因为

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‎不到12个小时　我涨了100个粉

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‎再过一个月　我会统领整个朝鲜

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‎中国人对最古怪的东西发情

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‎他们有黄色漫画　叫“变态”

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‎不是所有亚洲人都是中国人

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‎我看到的评论都来自于韩国

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‎日本人发明了变态漫画

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‎（请把视频删掉！）

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‎-是邻居发过来的
‎-让我先编辑一下

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‎没看见吗？
‎我一直等你　花都快谢了

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‎练得腰酸背痛　自尊心饱受打击

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‎我还买了把密宗椅子
‎供你练习希瓦姿势

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‎我不小心把右膝盖弄伤了

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‎是吗？

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‎我不在乎

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‎亲爱的　我早有准备
‎以开心激情按摩结束

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‎不是右膝吗？

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‎好大的胆子！

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‎别吵了　白天我没心情

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‎我密宗够了

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‎记得度蜜月时　那天晚上吗？

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‎在泳池里？

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‎怎么会忘记？你的表现超乎了常人

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‎简直是传奇！

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‎再来一次

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‎咱今晚有约

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‎这些人渣！

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‎我就知道要收取消费

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‎透明塑料袋揭穿了富人的虚假

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‎他们很内疚　知道做的不对

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‎你怎么知道？
‎你跟过几个有钱人？

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‎才不告诉你

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‎因为你会得寸进尺　要更多细节

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‎怎么？

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‎我们只是工作关系

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‎但相信我　我懂的

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‎吸气

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‎呼气　很好

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‎我总是建议大家　进入前请征得许可

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‎所以　我们问　可以进来吗？

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‎我可以进来吗？

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‎就像被接受的感觉

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‎别忘了吸气　体验各种可能

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00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,105
‎天呐！

207
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,788
‎-你怎么进来的？
‎-锁门也太俗了吧

208
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,372
‎这是什么？

209
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:31,502
‎都是你的视频
‎全校都以为我们好了

210
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:35,380
‎他们叫我“查卡克丽丝”

211
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,925
‎知道吗？意思是我长得像性爱娃娃

212
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,763
‎玛丽安娜不是你的好友吗？
‎她给你起了绰号？

213
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:47,518
‎你还称她们为朋友？
‎无论如何　我还会继续发帖子

214
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,604
‎为我的几千名粉丝服务
‎他们都在韩国还是朝鲜

215
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,941
‎去蔑视你的朋友　就像她蔑视你一样

216
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,958
‎-准备好了吗？
‎-嗯

217
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,630
‎你这个妖精！
‎好妖娆啊

218
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,716
‎来吧　宝贝儿！过来　亲爱的

219
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:21,969
‎好！

220
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,554
‎-等等
‎-什么？

221
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,889
‎-我上去
‎-好

222
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,433
‎-准备好了吗？
‎-好了

223
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,436
‎-抓住我的屁股　亲爱的
‎-真的吗？

224
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,729
‎真的！

225
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,738
‎-怎么？
‎-从来没跟女鬼做过

226
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,579
‎没问题　我有玩具

227
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,334
‎怎么了？我不是那种人

228
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,753
‎不是给你的　笨蛋

229
00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:01,758
‎我懂　我给你这么多快感
‎你现在要加餐　要两餐

230
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,051
‎打住　亲爱的

231
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014
‎只是想试试而已

232
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:11,977
‎但是阴茎什么的无法搞定

233
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,230
‎阴茎大师

234
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,403
‎-早该这么做了
‎-是啊

235
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,407
‎-密宗那把戏也太烂了
‎-这样还不会搞乱我的房子

236
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,701
‎随便搞　宝贝！

237
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,164
‎真的吗？

238
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,381
‎过来

239
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,304
‎我爱你　厄内斯托！

240
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,807
‎太棒了

241
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,476
‎太好了！

242
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393
‎那个贱人！

243
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,687
‎厄内斯托　把我带走吧！

244
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:00,984
‎什么都没干啊　亲爱的

245
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,320
‎嘿

246
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,407
‎穿着内裤游泳？

247
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,369
‎我们回家吧　亲爱的？

248
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:15,207
‎是的　把你的乱搞也带回家

249
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,208
‎等等！

250
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:20,545
‎看看谁在叫　一个闹哄哄的花痴
‎跟疯子一样

251
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,257
‎但我不会为了找乐子
‎污染人家的泳池

252
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,386
‎你不是跟你的猩猩老公找乐子吗？

253
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,555
‎至少我的猩猩挺得起来
‎你的挺不起来

254
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:36,311
‎-没说你不好　兄弟
‎-来了　入侵者在哪里？

255
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:40,399
‎-在这里　搞猥琐行为
‎-我们没有

256
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,068
‎-我们会让他们出来
‎-妈妈？

257
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,363
‎-没事
‎-这是私人泳池！

258
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,160
‎我的克丽特尔去哪儿了？

259
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,331
‎什么？

260
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,669
‎（删除抖音视频　要么杀了她！）

261
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796
‎小崽子！

262
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,133
‎那个该死的有钱人孩子！
‎那个女孩儿？

263
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,302
‎决不让那个小崽子毁了我的娃娃

264
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:13,181
‎叔叔　我们绝对要救克丽特尔

265
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,647
‎这是你定的货

266
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,943
‎什么？我什么都没定

267
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,240
‎这是新的七速搅拌机

268
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,368
‎可以搅拌任何需求

269
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,997
‎那当然！

270
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,083
‎是我定的货　谢谢

271
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,345
‎才做成第一笔生意　别那么俗气

272
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,065
‎怎样勾引我的邻居？
‎她是牛角包　我就是巧克力！

273
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,942
‎-你点了披萨？
‎-没有

274
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,362
‎配上热辣香肠？
‎你当然点了

275
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:13,492
‎没有　你什么地址？

276
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,994
‎-你的地址
‎-更像是“您的地址　女士”

277
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,457
‎上帝保佑我！

278
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,839
‎别！等一下！妈！

279
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,216
‎妈妈！

280
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,511
‎妈！住手　我是认真的

281
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,763
‎怎么了？

282
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,974
‎你这个乡巴佬金丝猴　在干嘛?

283
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,520
‎我要是你　就不会这么说

284
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,941
‎我可以发给邻居群
‎游泳池的事就扯平了

285
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:50,028
‎你自作自受　拍假黄片

286
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,573
‎你跟那个毛娃啪啪
‎是因为你丈夫挺不起来

287
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,536
‎再提罗伯　这视频就发给你老公

288
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,412
‎你没有他的电话号码

289
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,332
‎我是保安会的理事
‎大家的电话我都有

290
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,583
‎你敢

291
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,379
‎你也有些视频　可以毁了我婚姻

292
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,340
‎用罗伯的视频交换脱衣舞　怎样？

293
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:16,388
‎不可能！我直接跟赫纳罗解决就好了
‎但为了彰显我的大度

294
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,808
‎你可以把院子拿回去
‎不想你的院子了？

295
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,939
‎那好！

296
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,691
‎我自己删

297
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,359
‎好了　天！

298
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,320
‎我做了什么？怎么删掉！

299
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,657
‎糟了！

300
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,285
‎你发给赫纳多和邻居了！

301
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,537
‎我丈夫叫赫纳罗！

302
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,166
‎随便啦！听起来像贫民窟

303
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,333
‎去你的！

304
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,212
‎-滚！
‎-休想！

305
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,382
‎小西还是拿密宗给我施压

306
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,886
‎虽然我按照你说的　跑开

307
00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:01,183
‎-你是那个比利山羊？
‎-没错　阴茎大师　正是在下

308
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,810
‎-事情可没这么简单
‎-不是吗？

309
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:08,273
‎我把蕾奥娜变成了性瘾者
‎现在我配不上她了

310
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,984
‎你都配不上　那谁配得上？

311
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,863
‎有没有这个感觉　男人不能失败
‎一次都不能？

312
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:19,117
‎你要成为做爱机器　是吗？

313
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,745
‎没错！

314
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,873
‎太不公平了　我们需要自由

315
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:29,544
‎我爷爷曾经说过
‎让责任大脑沉睡

316
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,923
‎唤醒快感大脑

317
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,384
‎这就是我要的！

318
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,597
‎当地人遇到你太幸运了

319
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,159
‎-收到我的信号后　过来
‎-收到

320
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,082
‎你从天上　我从地上　全力以赴　完毕

321
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,669
‎回归鸟巢行动现在开始　完毕

322
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,586
‎等等

323
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,172
‎万一有什么事…

324
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,343
‎很高兴认识你　孩子

325
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,264
‎-干杯　宝贝
‎-干杯

326
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,101
‎难道我不值得你欣赏吗？

327
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,104
‎当然值得

328
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,482
‎-真的？
‎-你值得…

329
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,694
‎性感按摩

330
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,280
‎好

331
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,952
‎我好想你　宝贝

332
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,923
‎让我脱衣吗？像脱衣舞郎一样？

333
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,094
‎那个贱人让他来的　是个陷阱

334
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,262
‎是的

335
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,724
‎为啥生气？
‎你有脱衣舞俱乐部的味道

336
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:10,145
‎我知道　情绪低落的时候
‎你就去那儿　但不会参与

337
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:15,317
‎我总把你放在第一　从不抱怨

338
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,737
‎这就是问题所在　赫纳罗

339
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,992
‎我需要告诉你

340
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,371
‎在床上　哪些是我喜欢的
‎哪些是不喜欢的

341
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,418
‎比如说你喜欢那个摔跤手面具

342
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:38,465
‎-雷密斯特里奥的面具？
‎-是　我完全无法接受

343
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,718
‎-我会处理掉的
‎-真的吗？

344
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:46,556
‎原谅我没有跟你讲　我的小恶魔

345
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,309
‎-但我已经准备好了
‎-真的吗？

346
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,019
‎你要我做什么？

347
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,312
‎-有什么想法？
‎-是吗？

348
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:56,274
‎首先　阴茎大师…

349
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:57,692
‎等等

350
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:02,572
‎要不试试这个？来吧

351
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,909
‎有钱人要好多东西才能开启欲望

352
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,577
‎-你不是吗？
‎-我？

353
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,080
‎我只需要这个

354
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,171
‎亲爱的公子爷
‎告诉你心爱的女孩　你喜欢她的品味

355
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,673
‎她就会把花儿为你打开

356
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,846
‎你没事吧？

357
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,057
‎我喜欢你的花儿！

358
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,770
‎我是说　你的个性　在我们心里的花

359
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:40,735
‎我不是那种随便玩玩的人
‎我只在乎这里

360
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,779
‎还有这里

361
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,199
‎能闻一下你的头发吗？

362
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,661
‎行

363
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,668
‎-好香
‎-谢谢

364
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,296
‎我能看看你的胸吗？就一次

365
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,464
‎别嚷嚷就行

366
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:11,141
‎我受过伤　八岁起就没再骑过自行车
‎但现在我可以骑了

367
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,102
‎宝贝

368
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,482
‎宝贝儿　我想要你！

369
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,484
‎你值得拥有一切

370
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,820
‎性感娇娆

371
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,198
‎永远不离开这里

372
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,206
‎宝贝

373
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,503
‎性感娇娆

374
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,428
‎太好了！

375
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,516
‎贝崔丝！

376
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,354
‎西尔维娅

377
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,525
‎简直难以置信！

378
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:07,155
‎如果我是贝崔丝<i>‎　</i>‎我早就死了
‎你就是个恋尸癖

379
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,450
‎别管我　亲爱的
‎这个错误太蠢了

380
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,036
‎我看到了那棵树　就晕了

381
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,330
‎跟一个鬼魂生活

382
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:19,250
‎在自己儿子洗礼时　她被面包卡死
‎这也太过分了

383
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:24,297
‎-你让我成为了世上最幸福的男人
‎-放开我　再见

384
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,472
‎什么东西烧焦了？

385
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,058
‎我为你燃烧

386
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,895
‎不是的！

387
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,231
‎我是认真的

388
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,069
‎天呐！

389
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,616
‎这么大的房子

390
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,911
‎一点烟都搞不定

391
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,121
‎我的主！

392
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:02,335
‎-怎么了　妈？
‎-我试了试炭炉子

393
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,881
‎好的　下次小心点

394
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,259
‎你也最好小心点

395
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,890
‎-怎么了？
‎-现在你自己也是撒旦了吗　蕾奥娜？

396
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,769
‎你亲爱的赫纳罗喜欢这套
‎我就更不用提了

397
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,190
‎妈　你教过我一些性生活的奇怪想法

398
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:27,193
‎我只传授了我学到的东西

399
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,363
‎我们必须尊重他人

400
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,034
‎是的妈妈　你的好意我领了

401
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:40,498
‎现在我尊重自己
‎也知道自己想要什么　不仅仅是付出

402
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:45,503
‎身为女鬼也没那么糟
‎你也应该试试看

403
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:47,880
‎我爱你

404
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,719
‎锁定目标位置

405
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,264
‎小心　叔叔！克丽丝塔来了！

406
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,855
‎（删除抖音视频）

407
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,648
‎别！

408
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,363
‎（贫民窟女王克丽丝塔）

409
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,615
‎天呐！

410
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,701
‎（删除抖音视频　要么杀了她！）

411
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,411
‎你这个怪物！

412
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,830
‎哦！你永远是对的

413
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,271
‎为什么要砍这么漂亮的树？

414
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,565
‎-不！
‎-可恶！

415
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:51,861
‎我老公一直怀念他死去的妻子

416
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,991
‎在床上叫我贝崔丝

417
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,161
‎已经几个月没碰过我了

418
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,456
‎我觉得自己像个白痴

419
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,584
‎嘿　别跟自己过不去

420
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:16,219
‎-我们都会出错
‎-你和你的阴茎大师除外

421
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:20,848
‎上瑜伽课之前　其实…

422
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,976
‎我从来没有像今天这样的感觉

423
00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:28,064
‎不要活在别人的阴影里

424
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,108
‎把自己放在第一位

425
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:33,361
‎搬到这里后　我才认识到这一点

426
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,879
‎那个该死的巴布罗说得对！

427
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,549
‎我有世上最不靠谱的朋友！

428
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:59,137
‎巴布罗是唯一真正的朋友

429
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,972
‎你太棒了！

430
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,725
‎你很棒！

431
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,980
‎哦　你太完美了！

432
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,734
‎难怪这些娃娃这么畅销

433
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,947
‎叔叔！停下来！离开那里！

434
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,284
‎巴布罗　你怎么了？

435
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,703
‎要不要进富人女孩的房间？

436
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,248
‎巴布罗　怎么…？

437
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,335
‎你们这些神经病！

438
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,171
‎喂！

439
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,881
‎天呐！

440
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,258
‎你在上面干嘛？

441
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,426
‎妈　你好！

442
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:44,515
‎阴茎大师　不是老王卖瓜

443
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,350
‎谁都能做老王

444
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,103
‎难就难在…

445
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,274
‎怎样和你的配偶沟通

446
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:57,069
‎总会有些我们不想听的东西

447
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,198
‎所以　做好准备

448
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:04,118
‎改变很难　但做得到

449
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:08,247
‎我们也不能仅仅取悦别人

450
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,794
‎首先要知道　什么让你快乐

451
00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,796
‎什么让她们快乐

452
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,091
‎如果没人告诉你　你有天赋

453
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,093
‎也不用担心

454
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,930
‎毕竟　并不是所有人都像我
‎上床有天赋

455
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,674
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