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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎看著愛人的臀部

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‎隨著呼吸運動時，性感地上下擺動

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‎說到臀部，我的在監獄可是赫赫有名

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‎我知道這有多讓人想入非非

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‎-別鬧了
‎-好

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‎譚崔性愛瑜珈能幫助我們

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‎在進行人與人的連結時增強性能量

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‎別鬧了，老公

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‎-太好了，威猛的獅子
‎-繼續下去

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‎-吸氣，吐氣，非常好
‎-你做錯了，注意聽

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‎好，我們先停在這，以免發生意外

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‎各位，感謝你們

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‎乾謝

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‎我想認可某位散發性愛氣息的人

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‎我們就稱他為天生的陰莖大師吧

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‎她發現我了

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‎簡納洛，我想請你

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‎在我的部落格以影片分享你的光芒

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‎太棒了！

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‎蕾歐，親愛的

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‎-什麼事？
‎-影片只有他

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‎這麼說吧，有些搭檔的程度
‎還不是這麼優秀

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‎譚崔性愛瑜珈會對艾思賓諾薩一家

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‎特別有幫助

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‎什麼？

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‎妳傳遞出缺乏性愛連結的訊息

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‎-好好用功吧
‎-謝謝

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‎大家都知道洛培茲一家擅長床第之事

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‎是因為這比訂購NETFLIX還便宜

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‎不好意思，但我有NETFLIX
‎你們倆不解決自己的問題

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‎整天監視我們才會性冷感啦

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‎各位女孩，記住我們都能進步

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‎不然老實告訴我
‎我們誰有無可挑剔的性生活？

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‎要上課嗎？

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‎千萬別錯過跟全國最優秀的愛人
‎滾床的機會

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‎妳真心的愛人

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‎我用腳趾站了這麼久，全身好痠痛

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‎但是老婆…

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‎我想了想

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‎幫我打開這些脈輪，我來了

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‎太好了，快來

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‎快上啊，陰莖大師
‎這會是你一生難忘的性愛

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‎-對了
‎-我的陰莖大師好厲害

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‎繼續

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‎太好了

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‎就是這樣，陰莖大師

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‎太好了

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‎我有新的生意點子

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‎譚崔性愛老師的成功
‎提醒了我性愛有多值錢

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‎有興趣嗎？

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‎沒興趣，我在監獄學會
‎生意跟興趣不能混為一談

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‎我爸一毛錢都不會投資
‎資金全是我的存款

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‎用爸爸給你的零用錢嗎？

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‎-對
‎-舅舅，去穿衣服啦

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‎但我一穿好衣服

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‎任何有自尊心的企業執行長

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‎都會拿自己的錢冒險
‎就像馬克祖克柏

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‎這次是像拉比的性愛玩具生意
‎不過是用手機通訊軟體，妳想想看

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‎臉書的馬克祖克柏

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‎-舅舅
‎-怎樣啦？

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‎我不能在家裡做自己想做的？

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‎臨時想來一炮卻沒有保險套？
‎我們幫你送

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‎臨時想來一炮卻沒有威而鋼？
‎我們幫你買

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‎同志臨時想來一炮卻沒有助興劑？

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‎有我們在

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‎迪耶戈想好朗朗上口的名字，來一炮

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‎你們可以把這個當二手貨賣掉

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‎你們看

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‎等一下

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‎舅舅，拜託，你瘋了嗎？
‎沒人會買用過的啦

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‎離婚的人也被用過了
‎難道不能有第二春嗎？

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‎你就是這樣才交不到女友

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‎只有前科犯才知道什麼是愛

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‎誰都不該有那種東西，你會下地獄

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‎她看起來像不像克麗斯塔？

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‎-什麼？別聽她亂說
‎-當然不像

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‎你好棒，寶貝

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‎天啊，她會說英文

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‎免費送你，外甥，下面要先消毒過

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‎-為什麼？
‎-安全為重，別對不起你的小兄弟

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‎有這種說法嗎？

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‎真沒用

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‎-所以馬鈴薯能消黑眼圈？
‎-對，我們在家鄉都這麼用

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‎對了，有色人種不會有黑眼圈

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‎喂，你有什麼毛病？

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‎隔壁窮酸大師的呻吟聲讓我夜不成眠

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‎結果你睡得跟豬一樣
‎我們都沒練習到我想要的姿勢

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‎我沒辦法這樣扛妳

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‎-你在說我胖？
‎-我沒有這樣說

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‎我不會讓那些窮酸大師贏過我們
‎你要變成陰莖大師

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‎懂嗎？

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‎別擔心，各位女孩
‎初次嘗試總是沒這麼容易

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‎完全不需要有壓力
‎歡愉感就像海浪湧來

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‎會在妳全身擴散開來

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‎然後我們開始

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‎女人就像美麗的植物

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‎施肥在她們身上

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‎她們就會綻放開來

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‎這些話我該聽嗎，爸？

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‎蓋住耳朵，寶貝

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‎阿帕不肯幫我
‎我不曉得如何上傳到網路

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‎親愛的，妳是家裡最聰明的

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‎妳以後會出人頭地的，上傳吧

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‎-那是什麼聲音？
‎-有人留言

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‎這樣啊，唸給我聽

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‎提提約問你
‎“哪種食物能讓女人興奮？”

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‎匿名留言問說
‎”夢見陰莖代表我是同志嗎？”

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‎比利山羊的留言

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‎“我老婆老是唸我不舉”

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‎哪裡不舉？

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‎就是…

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‎等下再跟妳解釋
‎我要先幫助這些可憐人

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‎再拍一次，女兒

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‎親愛的提提約
‎馬鈴薯玉米餅對我有效

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‎還有你，比利山羊，別讓她對你施壓

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‎如果你真的不舉
‎走為上策，為自己留點尊嚴

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‎需要更多建議的話，請追蹤陰莖大師

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‎這是什麼罪惡玩意？

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‎妳太超過了，蕾歐

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‎什麼？

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‎我昨晚聽到妳的淫叫聲
‎這樣可以當女兒們的模範嗎？

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‎做愛就要安靜，枕頭就是這樣用的

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‎修女說的

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‎很多女人認為享樂是罪惡

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‎所有的享樂都是罪惡

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‎除了我的馬鈴薯玉米餅

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‎才不是這樣，老媽，拜託妳
‎妳沒高潮過嗎？

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‎妳的玉米餅有癢癢的嗎？

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‎萬福瑪麗亞啊

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‎這樣吧，拿個好用的玩具給我看

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‎這個是“嗯哼，極度快感”

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‎十段速，三種振動模式

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‎還可以在水裡用

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‎太棒了

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‎祝妳生意興隆
‎女魔頭服我也一起拿走

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‎要不要身體亮粉？

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‎-那要幹嘛？
‎-讓妳閃閃發光

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‎饒了我吧，泰莉
‎我又不是幽浮，要在晚上發光

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‎買了不會後悔

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‎當然不能退換貨
‎好好享受你們的新玩具

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‎喬治，這是你下單的？

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‎不是，這是什麼？

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‎-這是妳訂的，尤莉絲
‎-我才不會買那種東西

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‎麻煩你們快點離開

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‎你給我進來

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‎事情總是有起有落

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‎-或許他們被你的車褲冒犯了
‎-我騎腳踏車送快遞耶

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‎也許是包裝錯了？

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‎我知道為什麼有人會執迷不悟了

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‎我是說被冒犯了

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‎被那一大包冒犯了

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‎進入我吧，寶貝

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‎當然，可里絲托，每個人愛妳很

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‎你真是雄偉又挺拔

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‎很好笑，採方到了尾聲

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‎說看看，為什麼選墨西哥？

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‎妳說什麼我們聽？

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‎太爽了，寶貝，深入一點吧

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‎你在做什麼？
‎為什麼要訪問充氣娃娃？

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‎這就是原因所在

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‎我在12小時內多了100個追蹤者

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‎一個月後，天啊
‎我就要成為北韓的國王了

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‎中國人會被超怪的東西撩起性慾

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‎他們甚至還有
‎名稱是“扁態”的色情卡通

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‎帕布羅，不是所有亞洲人都是中國人

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‎我看到的留言都是南韓文

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‎而且“變態片”是日本人發明的

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‎（請把那些影片刪掉）

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‎-是鄰居傳來的
‎-我先編輯完這個

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‎你什麼都沒注意到嗎？我等你好久

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‎我好難過，自尊受創

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‎我還買了譚崔性愛椅
‎幫你練習濕婆體位

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‎我反手揮拍時弄傷了右膝

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‎是嗎？

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‎我不管

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‎我幫你準備好
‎讓你直達幸福終點的按摩

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‎你不是說右膝嗎？

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‎你好大的膽子

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‎別激動，我不喜歡在白天做

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‎我真是受夠譚崔性愛了

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‎記得我們度蜜月那晚嗎？

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‎在游泳池裡

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‎我怎麼會忘記呢？妳突破極限

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‎那次真是經典

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‎我們再來一次

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‎那就今晚，我們來約會吧

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‎這些人真是的

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‎我就知道應該要收取消費

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‎透明的袋子顯露有錢人的虛偽

191
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,887
‎罪惡感讓他們成了差勁的伴侶

192
00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:22,766
‎妳怎麼知道？
‎妳跟幾個有錢人交往過？

193
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,730
‎我不能告訴你

194
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,650
‎因為你會想知道所有細節

195
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,901
‎會怎樣嗎？

196
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,196
‎我會跨越同事關係

197
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,951
‎相信我，這是經驗之談

198
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,374
‎吸氣

199
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,627
‎吐氣，太好了

200
00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:55,883
‎我常建議大家先徵求同意再插入

201
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,927
‎所以要問說：“我可以插入了嗎？”

202
00:11:59,011 --> 00:11:59,970
‎我可以插入了嗎？

203
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:03,474
‎感覺好像我們真的得到許可

204
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:08,395
‎別忘了吸氣，體驗各種可能性

205
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,105
‎可惡

206
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,788
‎-妳怎麼進來的？
‎-有錢人的社區不流行鎖門

207
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,372
‎這是什麼東西？

208
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:31,502
‎因為你的影片
‎搞得全校以為我們在交往

209
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:35,380
‎大家都叫我“浪女克麗斯”

210
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,925
‎有聽懂嗎？大家說
‎我長得像那個猴樣性愛娃娃

211
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,763
‎瑪莉安娜不是妳的好閨密嗎？
‎是她幫妳取的綽號

212
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,058
‎這算哪門子的朋友？

213
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,478
‎總之我會為了
‎我在其中一個韓國幾千名的追蹤者

214
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,188
‎繼續上傳影片

215
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,941
‎我才不在意妳的朋友
‎就像她不在意妳一樣

216
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,958
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

217
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,630
‎真要命，蕾歐娜妳這騷貨
‎這樣穿好火辣

218
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,716
‎來吧，寶貝，過來這裡

219
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:21,969
‎這樣很好

220
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,554
‎-等等
‎-怎麼了？

221
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,889
‎-讓我在上面
‎-好

222
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,433
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

223
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,436
‎-抓我的屁股，老公
‎-真的嗎？

224
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,729
‎抓著就好

225
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,738
‎-怎麼了？
‎-我沒跟女魔頭做過

226
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,579
‎沒關係，我有玩具

227
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,334
‎妳想做什麼？我沒有那種癖好

228
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,753
‎這不是給你用的，傻瓜

229
00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:01,758
‎都怪我把妳的胃口養大
‎現在一根不夠，要兩根才能滿足妳

230
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,051
‎夠了，老公

231
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,014
‎我只是想試試看

232
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:11,977
‎但是那個陰莖什麼師好像受不了

233
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,230
‎陰莖大師

234
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,403
‎-老早該這麼做
‎-對

235
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,407
‎-譚崔那套真是垃圾
‎-而且這樣不會弄髒家裡

236
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,701
‎蹂躪我吧，寶貝

237
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,164
‎真的嗎？

238
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,749
‎你準備好了嗎？

239
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,381
‎過來

240
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,304
‎我愛你，恩尼斯托

241
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,807
‎我喜歡

242
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,476
‎太爽了

243
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393
‎賤貨

244
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,687
‎恩尼斯托，帶我上天堂

245
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:00,984
‎我什麼都沒做，老婆

246
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,320
‎喂

247
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,407
‎穿著內衣褲游泳？

248
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,369
‎我們該走了吧，老婆？

249
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:15,207
‎對，快點走，要吵回你們家吵

250
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,208
‎等等

251
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:20,545
‎怎麼有臉說這種話
‎不知道是誰叫得跟蕩婦一樣

252
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,257
‎但我不會在別人家的泳池亂搞

253
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,386
‎跟妳長得像猩猩的老公玩得開心嗎？

254
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,555
‎至少我家的猩猩能舉
‎不像妳家的連香蕉都沒了

255
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:36,311
‎-我沒別的意思，鄰居
‎-我來了，闖入民宅的人在哪？

256
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:40,399
‎-就在這，正在進行猥瑣行為
‎-我們沒有

257
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,068
‎-我們會拉他們出來
‎-媽？

258
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,363
‎-沒有，我們沒幹嘛
‎-這是私人泳池，拜託

259
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,160
‎我把可里絲托放在這，怎麼不見了？

260
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,331
‎怎麼了？

261
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,669
‎（刪除抖音影片
‎不然可里絲托就死定了）

262
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796
‎那個賤人

263
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,133
‎是那個該死的富家子
‎還是該說富家女？

264
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,302
‎那個該死的富家女別毀了我的娃娃

265
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:13,181
‎不會，舅舅
‎我們會救出可里絲托的，相信我

266
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,647
‎這是你們的來一炮訂單

267
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,943
‎什麼？我沒買東西

268
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,240
‎這是新一代的七段變速攪拌機

269
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,368
‎需要好好攪拌一下的東西都可以用

270
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,997
‎對，沒錯

271
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,333
‎對，這是我訂的，謝謝

272
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,345
‎才做成第一筆生意，不需要這麼激動

273
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,065
‎（我要怎麼勾引鄰居？
‎她是可頌，我是巧克力）

274
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,942
‎-有訂披薩嗎？
‎-沒有

275
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,446
‎配上多汁美味的大香腸？妳一定有訂

276
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,492
‎沒有，訂購人的地址是什麼？

277
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,994
‎-妳家
‎-什麼妳家？你給我放尊重點

278
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,457
‎萬福瑪麗亞啊

279
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,839
‎不行，等一下，媽

280
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,216
‎媽

281
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,511
‎媽，住手，我說真的

282
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,763
‎這是怎麼回事？

283
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,974
‎妳在打什麼歪主意？妳這個臭金髮女

284
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,520
‎我如果是妳的話就不會輕舉妄動

285
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:45,941
‎不然我就把影片傳到鄰居的聊天室
‎泳池的事我們就算扯平了

286
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:50,028
‎那是妳自找的，搞什麼假色情片情節

287
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,573
‎妳會跟那小子搞上
‎是因為妳老公軟趴趴

288
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,536
‎妳敢再提到羅伯
‎我就把影片傳給妳老公

289
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,412
‎妳沒有他的電話

290
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,332
‎我在安全委員會
‎所有人的電話我都有

291
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,583
‎妳不敢

292
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,212
‎妳手上也有可以摧毀我婚姻的影片

293
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,340
‎所以脫衣舞男換羅伯，妳覺得如何？

294
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:15,971
‎沒得談，我可以跟簡納洛私下解決
‎但為了展現我的氣度

295
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,808
‎院子還妳，很想念妳的院子吧？

296
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:25,939
‎好啦

297
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,691
‎我自己刪掉

298
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,359
‎找到了，糟糕

299
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,320
‎我做了什麼？刪除

300
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,657
‎完了

301
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,285
‎妳把影片傳給簡納多和鄰居們

302
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,537
‎我老公叫簡納洛

303
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,166
‎隨便啦，窮酸鬼的名字

304
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,333
‎操你媽的

305
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,129
‎-快滾
‎-不能這樣

306
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,382
‎簡尼，席爾薇雅拿譚崔那一套
‎來給我壓力

307
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,886
‎我聽了你的建議，走為上策

308
00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:01,183
‎-你就是比利山羊？
‎-對，我如果是陰莖大師就好了

309
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,810
‎-沒那麼簡單的，尼托
‎-沒有嗎？

310
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:08,273
‎我把蕾歐娜的胃口養大
‎現在我沒辦法滿足她了

311
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,984
‎如果你沒辦法滿足她，誰可以？

312
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,863
‎你不會有那種
‎一次都不能失敗的感覺嗎？

313
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:19,117
‎會，你會覺得自己像性愛機器嗎？

314
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,745
‎對，你很精闢，尼托

315
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,873
‎這樣不公平，我們要放飛自我

316
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:29,544
‎就像我爺爺常說的，放下責任感

317
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,923
‎讓享樂的心醒來

318
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,384
‎這就是我要對席爾薇雅做的事

319
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,597
‎你真是地方爸爸的福音，過來

320
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,159
‎-照我的信號行動，報告完畢
‎-收到，小子

321
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,082
‎你從空中，我走地面，報告完畢

322
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,669
‎倦鳥歸巢行動開始，報告完畢

323
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,586
‎等一下

324
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,172
‎如果發生什麼事

325
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,343
‎很高興認識你，臭小子

326
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,264
‎-乾杯，寶貝
‎-乾杯

327
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,101
‎我這麼棒，你沒有要獎勵我嗎？

328
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,104
‎我一定會

329
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,482
‎-是嗎？
‎-妳應該得到很舒服的

330
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,694
‎按摩

331
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,280
‎好

332
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,952
‎我好想你，寶貝

333
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:56,923
‎要我像脫衣舞男那樣扒光衣服嗎？

334
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,094
‎是那個賤人叫他過來的，來陷害我的

335
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,262
‎那當然

336
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,724
‎你在氣什麼？
‎我聞到脫衣舞俱樂部的味道

337
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:10,145
‎少來了，你心情不好時都會去那
‎然後不管脫衣舞孃

338
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:15,317
‎我不曾抱怨
‎因為我總是把你放第一位

339
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,737
‎這就是問題所在，簡納洛

340
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,992
‎我應該告訴你

341
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,371
‎我在床上的喜好又不傷你的自尊心

342
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,418
‎就像你很愛的摔角選手面具

343
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:38,465
‎-雷密斯特里歐的面具？
‎-對，那會讓我慾火全消

344
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,718
‎-我會丟掉
‎-真的嗎？

345
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:46,556
‎原諒我從沒問過妳，我的小惡魔

346
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,309
‎-但我準備好了
‎-真的嗎？

347
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,019
‎妳想要我怎麼做？

348
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,103
‎-什麼都行？
‎-對

349
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:56,274
‎首先呢，陰莖大師

350
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:57,692
‎等一下

351
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:02,572
‎來試試看這個吧？快點嘛

352
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,909
‎有錢人要用好多道具才能點燃慾火

353
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,577
‎-妳不用嗎？
‎-我？

354
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,080
‎我只要靠想像力

355
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,171
‎親愛的富二代
‎跟女生說你喜歡她的風格

356
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,673
‎她的花朵就會為你綻放

357
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,846
‎你還好吧？

358
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,057
‎我好愛妳的花朵

359
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,770
‎我是說妳的個性就像我們之中的花朵

360
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:40,735
‎我不是見一個愛一個的花花公子
‎我只在意女生的腦袋

361
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,779
‎還有內心

362
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,199
‎可以聞一下妳的頭髮嗎？

363
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:48,785
‎好

364
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,668
‎-好香
‎-謝謝

365
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,296
‎可以看妳的胸部嗎？一邊就好

366
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,464
‎別再說了

367
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,681
‎我那邊擦傷了
‎我八歲後就沒騎過腳踏車

368
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,141
‎但上床我可以

369
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,102
‎寶貝

370
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,482
‎寶貝，妳讓我好興奮

371
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,484
‎你值得我忙翻天

372
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,820
‎妳慾火焚身，寶貝

373
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,198
‎我們永遠不要出房門

374
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,206
‎寶貝

375
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,503
‎妳慾火焚身，寶貝

376
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,428
‎太爽了

377
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,516
‎碧雅提絲

378
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,354
‎席爾薇雅

379
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,525
‎實在太誇張了

380
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,653
‎我要是碧雅提絲，我就是死人

381
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,155
‎那你就是在姦屍

382
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:11,284
‎妳當沒聽到就好了，老婆
‎那是真的是無心之過

383
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,036
‎我看到那棵樹，一時神智不清

384
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,330
‎跟一個幽靈女士活在一起

385
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:19,250
‎而且她在主持自己兒子的
‎受洗禮時被噎死，這讓人難以承受

386
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:24,297
‎-妳讓我成為世上最幸福的男人
‎-放開我，再見

387
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,472
‎有東西著火了是嗎？

388
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,058
‎是我為妳而燃燒

389
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,895
‎不是啦

390
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,231
‎我是說真的

391
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,069
‎不是吧

392
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,616
‎這房子這麼大

393
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,911
‎有點煙都不行嗎？

394
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,121
‎真要命

395
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:02,335
‎-媽，怎麼了？
‎-我剛試用炭烤爐

396
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,881
‎好，下次小心點

397
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,259
‎妳最好也小心點

398
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,890
‎-怎麼了？
‎-妳現在成了撒旦，蕾歐？

399
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,769
‎妳最愛的簡納洛喜歡，我更喜歡

400
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:24,190
‎媽，妳教過我跟性有關的奇怪觀念

401
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:27,193
‎我只是把我學到的教給妳

402
00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:30,363
‎我們一定要對得起自己

403
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,034
‎是，媽媽，我知道妳是為我好

404
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,704
‎我現在是要對得起自己

405
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:40,498
‎學會要求而不只是給予

406
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,334
‎當女魔頭也沒麼壞

407
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,503
‎妳有空應該試試看

408
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:47,880
‎我愛妳

409
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,719
‎目標已鎖定

410
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,264
‎小心，舅舅，克麗斯塔進房了

411
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,855
‎（刪除抖音影片）

412
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,648
‎不要

413
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,363
‎（貧民窟皇后克麗斯塔）

414
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,615
‎不行

415
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,701
‎（刪除抖音影片
‎不然可里絲托就死定了）

416
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,411
‎妳這醜八怪

417
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,830
‎天啊，妳永遠是對的

418
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,271
‎為什麼要鋸掉這麼漂亮的樹？

419
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,565
‎-別說了
‎-該死

420
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:51,861
‎我老公心裡一直想著死掉的太太

421
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,991
‎他在床上叫我碧雅提絲

422
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,161
‎而且已經幾個月沒碰我了

423
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,456
‎我覺得自己像個白痴

424
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,584
‎別這樣說自己

425
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:16,219
‎-我們難免會犯錯
‎-只有妳跟妳家的陰莖大師不會

426
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:20,848
‎其實在上瑜珈課之前，我從來…

427
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,976
‎從來沒有像今天這樣

428
00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:28,064
‎別活在任何人的陰影下

429
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,108
‎妳自己最重要

430
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,361
‎那是我搬來這裡以後學到的

431
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,879
‎那個臭帕布羅說的對

432
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,549
‎我有史上最爛的朋友

433
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:59,137
‎帕布羅是我唯一真心的朋友

434
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,638
‎妳好棒

435
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,725
‎妳真是厲害

436
00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,980
‎妳太完美了

437
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,734
‎難怪這些娃娃這麼熱銷

438
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,947
‎舅舅，別動，趕快離開

439
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,284
‎帕布羅，你在搞什麼鬼？

440
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,703
‎要進去富家女的房間嗎？

441
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,248
‎阿帕，怎麼…

442
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,335
‎一整家子都是變態

443
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,171
‎還我

444
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,881
‎太誇張了

445
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,258
‎你在那裡做什麼？

446
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,426
‎嗨，媽

447
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:44,515
‎陰莖大師不會四處吹噓自己

448
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,350
‎誰都做得到，對吧？

449
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,103
‎對每個人來說，難的地方在於

450
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,274
‎與伴侶溝通

451
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:57,069
‎總是有些話我們不想聽

452
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,198
‎所以要做好準備，各位男性

453
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:04,118
‎因為改變很困難，但不是不可能

454
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:08,247
‎也不能顧著取悅他人

455
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,293
‎要先知道什麼能讓你幸福

456
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,796
‎才能知道怎麼讓別人幸福

457
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,091
‎如果不曾人說過你有天賦

458
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,093
‎不用擔心

459
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,846
‎不是人人都像我床上功夫了得

460
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,838
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