1 00:00:08,885 --> 00:00:09,927 HOUSE FOR SALE 2 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,888 AN ORIGINAL NETFLIX SERIES 3 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:15,850 Neighbor! 4 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:23,107 I'm so glad you finally realized this lifestyle is not for you. 5 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,611 Yes, I don't like the neighbor's lice swimming in my pool. 6 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,030 The pool was crawling with lice when I got in. 7 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:32,033 We'll miss you guys anyway, honestly. 8 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:34,952 Really? What will you miss most? The burro? 9 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,163 Or the clothesline? 10 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:43,961 No, frankly, I'll think miss you most. 11 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:44,879 Really? 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,923 But what can we do? 13 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:52,136 The raffle made you stay just six months instead of a full year. 14 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,555 -What a shame! -Right? 15 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,933 -Oh my gosh! -Yeah, right. 16 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,939 What's wrong, Mom? 17 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,899 Mother most pure! 18 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,068 It's the Virgin Mary! 19 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,445 We can't sell it. 20 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,324 No! 21 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,993 THE WORLD'S BEST GRANDMA 22 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,457 -We need to sell it. -God forbid! 23 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:24,669 We can barely afford the expenses. 24 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,380 Genaro's salary barely covers the condo fees. 25 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:28,714 They're that much? 26 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:32,927 If they're to go to better schools or take a vacation one day, 27 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,679 we need to sell the house. 28 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:37,682 The Virgin Mary never appears for nothing. 29 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:42,478 She either came to say we need to stay, or to punish us for our sins. 30 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:43,938 God forbid! 31 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,022 No way! 32 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:50,111 I've sinned so much, especially since I started listening to Uncle. 33 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:54,115 -Always blame the handsome one. -Your mom's always right, honey. 34 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:57,952 Didn't you dream of being rich? You wanted to win that jet. 35 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,912 What good is money in hell? 36 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:02,248 Since when are you so religious? 37 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,459 You only took communion because you were hungry. 38 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:09,755 Stop fighting in front of the Virgin Mary. She'll report us up there! 39 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:12,008 Since when are you guys so devout? 40 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,303 Churches scare you, Pablo. The saints stare at you. 41 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:16,304 Yeah, like this. 42 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,640 Quiet, Jani. You missed First Communion. 43 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:23,352 And you, Tere? You say religion is the people's lithium. 44 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:24,979 Opium, Mom. 45 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:28,274 Same thing. Nobody's been to a church in ages. 46 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,860 The Virgin Mary came to get us out of debt. 47 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,529 Really. Listen up. Please. 48 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,198 Go ahead. 49 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:38,993 Our Lady of Lourdes gets over six million visitors annually. 50 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:43,039 Just imagine if we ask for a ten-peso donation per person. 51 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:48,085 Plus bottled holy water, blessed scapulars, the whole deal. 52 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:51,422 I'm totally against religion as a business. 53 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,675 We're not stealing. All the donations are voluntary. 54 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:59,430 We can't stop people from praying to Our Lady of Paradise Community. 55 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,474 You scammers are going to hell. 56 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,478 That Virgin is a water stain. 57 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:06,687 Forgive me. 58 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:12,610 You said you'd talk to your wife weeks ago. 59 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,653 In due time. 60 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:16,447 How could you call Silvia "Beatriz"? 61 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:20,117 Don't you people apologize with expensive gifts? 62 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,787 I'll keep quiet. She'll forget about it. 63 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,081 Women never forget, Neto. 64 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:29,585 On the contrary, they hoard their ammo for the next fight. 65 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:34,966 You don't hoard ammo, just old clothes. You need to get rid of some stuff. 66 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,344 You can do that, I have nothing to throw out. 67 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:42,348 -What about this? -I'll use it to clean mirrors. 68 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,725 Apply the Marie Kondo rule. 69 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:47,478 Toss anything that doesn't make you happy. 70 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,396 Look, Neto. 71 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:52,108 This jersey sealed our friendship. 72 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,027 -I can't throw it out. -No. 73 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:57,363 I'll miss you a lot, Neto. 74 00:03:58,990 --> 00:04:01,117 I can't hide my feelings anymore. 75 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,994 I'm leaving this town. 76 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,288 Nobody likes me here because… 77 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:09,583 You can't leave, nobody buys a house with a stain like the Virgin Mary. 78 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:13,045 You don't know my Leo. She always gets what she wants. 79 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,464 Just a minute. 80 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:17,383 Yes, honey? 81 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:20,136 The image of the Virgin made Leonor change her mind! 82 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,430 They chose to be poor! 83 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,309 I was so sure we'd live in a trash-free community. 84 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,061 I'm so mad, I could hit somebody! 85 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:30,771 Where are you? 86 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,232 At the tennis club. I'll be right over. 87 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,320 I had to lie. You know what she's like. 88 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:40,031 Look, it's you. It's me. 89 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,201 What? 90 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:48,414 Can I take the afternoon off to see the Virgin Mary, ma'am? 91 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,874 Certainly not. 92 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:53,753 I will not help those people keep their house. 93 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,672 I must find a way to get rid of them. 94 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:58,090 You're punishing me. 95 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:00,968 Because of the raffle ticket. I didn't mean to steal it. 96 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:05,139 I just wanted to be paid for my car door. 97 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,975 And God wanted it to be the winning number. 98 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:09,518 No. Wait a minute. 99 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:11,437 That's it! 100 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,274 My punishment was having Silvia as my neighbor, right? 101 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,778 So, I've done my penance. 102 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,656 Please, dear Lady. We can't afford to live here. 103 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,994 So, either God sends me millions, or I sell the house. 104 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:29,080 That's it. So what'll it be? 105 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,414 WELCOME PILGRIMS 106 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,624 Hurry, Uncle. 107 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,626 Turn it a little so that… 108 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,212 People can see it when they drive by. 109 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:38,756 Crista, can we talk? 110 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:41,717 Crista, please! 111 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,515 She doesn't deserve you, Pablito. What I would-- 112 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:51,685 No, Uncle. I'm fine. I don't need your advice, thanks. 113 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:53,396 Pablito. 114 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,445 RESTROOM $5 DONATIONS 115 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,447 God is with us. 116 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,367 So please be patient. 117 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,077 You may go in. 118 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,706 That's not fair. I got here before her like so many others. 119 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,334 Hold your horses. 120 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:20,506 What did Jesus say? "The last will be the first in heaven." 121 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,591 However, on Earth, 122 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:26,262 VIP's go first because they made larger donations. 123 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,306 I don't think that's fair. I'm out of here. 124 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,981 -Wasn't that amazing? -Yes. 125 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,732 I mean 126 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,484 you're improving. 127 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,654 Could be our last time before we move. 128 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,157 Are you really leaving? 129 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,952 That sucks. I've never been with someone like you. 130 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:50,870 Really? 131 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:52,663 Me neither. 132 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,747 Seriously? 133 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:54,665 How come? 134 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,667 You first. 135 00:06:58,294 --> 00:06:59,753 You don't wax, you shave. 136 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,549 You went to a public school and you've been 137 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:04,884 on the subway. 138 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:10,848 I've never been with a guy who waxes all over and moans more than me. 139 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:14,351 I'm still the best you've had. I know you'll miss me. 140 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,438 I said you're improving, but like all rich snobs, 141 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,398 you only hear what you want. 142 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:24,904 You're the one that'll miss me, even if you won't admit it. 143 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:31,035 I think it's a water stain. What do you think? 144 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,706 Our Lady of Tepeyac! 145 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,460 No way, ma'am. 146 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,463 There's no way I'm touching the Blessed Virgin. 147 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,257 -At least pay your entrance fee. -What fee? 148 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:46,300 You bastard! 149 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,511 Honey. 150 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:53,140 Honey, I told you. The Virgin Mary is for real. 151 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:55,976 -Alberto del Arco is here. -Who? 152 00:07:56,060 --> 00:08:00,105 The ghostbuster whose videos won that horror contest. 153 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:01,941 Baby Ghost's daddy! 154 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:02,858 That's him. 155 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,613 -Alberto del Arco the ghostbuster, right? -At your service. 156 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:10,824 -I'm Leonor, the official owner. -Okay. 157 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:13,577 -It's for sale. -With the Virgin and all? 158 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,747 -Isn't that the idea? -That sure is a miracle. 159 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,708 I'll give you 5% more than this 160 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:21,502 bleached blond. 161 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,587 Who did that awful dye job? 162 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:27,550 She offered it to me first. You're my witnesses. Right, guys? 163 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,509 Right. 164 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:31,136 -Tell her. -Beto! 165 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,223 Fine, I'll pay you 5% more than this scammer. 166 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:38,435 Ignore her, she's like the old hag that chased you in the woods. 167 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,564 I saw the video. You're a spiritual businessman, right? 168 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:44,858 -Right. -That's a gold mine. I mean a blessing. 169 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,110 Okay. 170 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:50,114 Our Lady of Lourdes has more than six million visitors a year. 171 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,615 -Yeah? -That's right. 172 00:08:57,997 --> 00:09:01,292 So nobody goes to hell, we sell the house, 173 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,712 and Beto will let pilgrims visit the blessed Virgin. 174 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,424 If he doesn't remove her, that's fine. 175 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:12,094 -What? -As long as God's will is done. 176 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,430 -Yes, we agree? -Yes! 177 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:18,267 We'll be rich and I'll have my dream car. 178 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:22,146 -I won't have to walk fat dogs. -And I won't have to go with you. 179 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,565 I can go to a good school? 180 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:25,983 Yes. 181 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,696 -I love you, Mom. -I love all of you too, honey. 182 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,698 No. I need Beto's signature. 183 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:38,203 Let's pray it's the real Lady's image for people to keep coming. 184 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,164 Eat up before it gets cold. 185 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,582 -Yes. -Right. 186 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,667 I'll check the guacamole. 187 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,004 Everything okay, sir? Holy water? 188 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:48,964 No? Okay. 189 00:09:49,048 --> 00:09:50,049 Hi. 190 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:54,345 Hi. I'm Jean Michel from Haiti. 191 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,513 I'm going to California. 192 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,475 Never mind that. It's free for you. 193 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,519 That's not fair. Everybody has to pay. 194 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,521 I'm not charging Jean Michel. 195 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:08,192 I guess you're here to ask her for a safe trip to the US? 196 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,861 She thinks you'll get lost at the airport. 197 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,363 Here you go. 198 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:13,989 Thank you. 199 00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:15,074 You need that? 200 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,661 -Who's he? -What? You jealous? 201 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,120 Why is it free for him? 202 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:23,957 He's a migrant who's suffered a lot to get this far. 203 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,712 I'll let him have my room tonight. I'm sure he has nowhere to sleep. 204 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,593 Gosh, Dieguito! I think Tere is right. 205 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,804 He must've suffered. 206 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,807 But the Lord never gives us more than we can bear. 207 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,976 He created him black, but in exchange for a gift. 208 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,229 Like being good at sports? 209 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,231 Yeah, that too. 210 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,816 Hold this, Jani. 211 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,027 You hear of that black guy on WhatsApp? 212 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,115 How about that? 213 00:10:56,198 --> 00:11:00,160 Fighting for a woman against that is a waste of time. 214 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,788 "Once you go black, you never go back"? 215 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,289 Women believe that? 216 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,000 Of course we don't. 217 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:10,295 There should be a meme about you racist and sexist guys. 218 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:14,133 That black guys have big penises and women only care about size 219 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,719 is so 20th century and you're pathetic. 220 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,722 Ignore her, Diego. She's too young. 221 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:23,308 She thinks Zague's famous for being great at soccer. 222 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,603 Consider this for example. 223 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,314 No entrance fee for you. 224 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:30,649 Come on. 225 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,903 It's too long, the express rosary is better, mother-in-law. 226 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:39,074 God will send you down the expressway to hell, Genarito. 227 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,410 Can I tell you this while we pray? 228 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,414 In my soap, the rich landowner Guillermo Rivera Duffour 229 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:50,252 is dating Sebastián Romero, who has a small wallet but a big heart. 230 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:55,257 He's white too, of course. Everybody's always white in these soaps. 231 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,426 -Ivory tower. -Pray for us. 232 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,761 Praise! 233 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:03,265 They love each other, but they can't tell the townspeople. 234 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,769 They decided to keep it a secret. 235 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:12,065 Should Sebastián give Memo a little push to help him come out? 236 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:15,277 If the Virgin Mary knows, let the whole world know. 237 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,487 Amen. 238 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,368 I need some celestial advice. I haven't been the best Catholic. 239 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,872 And I haven't serenaded you at the shrine since I was six. 240 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,375 But I love you and respect you thanks to Grandma. 241 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,127 Look. 242 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,378 CRISTA PLEASE ANSWER ME 243 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,048 Crista won't answer any of my messages. 244 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,884 Maybe she thinks I'm a stalker? 245 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,930 Yes, it's all because of the damn social media. 246 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:48,310 But I never tried to get likes pretending to be someone I'm not. 247 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,485 No way, kids, no! 248 00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,114 Do not say, "Teacher, may I get some glue at the store?" 249 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,032 Come on. 250 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:05,953 Yes! 251 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,457 In my defense, the burro is smarter than he looks. 252 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,502 And yes, that Tik Tok was lame. 253 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,296 And it was wrong to spy on Crista. 254 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,842 TIK TOK MESSAGE RECEIVED 255 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,015 You're right! I'll delete my Tik Tok account. 256 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,560 You're the best, Virgin Lady! 257 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,186 That sucks. 258 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:36,608 I know he's really tacky, but he's not into reggaeton, right? 259 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,737 Whatever that is, it sounds awful. And he's not such a bad guy. 260 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:45,075 Since I started hanging out with Pablo I feel distanced from everything. 261 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,663 I haven't been to the mall or the spa with Mom or used my credit card. 262 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,708 When did I last go clubbing with Mariana? 263 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,003 All because I'm hanging out with Pablo. 264 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,090 I knew you'd come back. 265 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,594 You finally realized I'm better than your husband? 266 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,473 Silvia, I think about you every time I hear slow reggaeton. 267 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,018 He doesn't even like reggaeton. 268 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:16,106 Baby, there's only one thing you can do to make me happy. 269 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,983 You name it, honey. 270 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,529 Can you pray? 271 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,157 Good. 272 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,868 We can't mix with the other classes. 273 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,453 I think. 274 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,579 Gosh, Dad. 275 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,539 You sound just like Mom. 276 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,207 You got no cred. 277 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,210 Oh my God! 278 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,421 Oh my God! 279 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,549 I'm turning into a López. 280 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,386 No way! When did this happen? 281 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,100 And I'd like to see you 282 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,269 When I think about you 283 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,688 Same outfit? Isn't it too soon? 284 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,732 When I think about you 285 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,903 When will I see you again my love? 286 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,988 When? 287 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,076 The nights are unbearable Without your warmth 288 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,372 No, I know that song 289 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:18,377 because Pablo's always singing it, and you know what? I like it. 290 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,796 But don't tell Mom. She'll kill me. 291 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,255 I understand perfectly. 292 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,092 It's unfair for your mom to say it's beneath us 293 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,678 to mix with the lower classes. 294 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,595 Exactly. 295 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,015 How would you know? 296 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:36,103 If your mom finds out about a friend of mine, she'll kill me. 297 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,772 Yes, definitely. 298 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,650 MARIANA: ARE YOU WITH YOUR STALKER? CAN WE MEET? 299 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,027 CRISTA: IT'S NOT ME IN THOSE TIK TOKS. 300 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,030 MARIANA: DID YOUR DAD DELETE HIS ACCOUNT? 301 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,658 Did you close Pablo's Tik Tok account? 302 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,203 Me? Why would I? I don't even know how. 303 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,707 He deleted his account! 304 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,375 No! Pablito! 305 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,045 I owe him an apology. 306 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,464 But no proper rich kid ever apologizes. 307 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,091 Right? 308 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,554 Thank you very much! Come and get it! 309 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,141 Holy water spray with photos to post on Facebook. 310 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,894 Virgin Cola, the official drink. 311 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,939 Get your Our Lady of Paradise hat. 312 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,984 Sorry, blessed Virgin. I swear it's all for love. 313 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,031 Stop, you sinner! 314 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:34,870 Sorry! I swear the Lady told me to. She appeared to me like she did to Juan. 315 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:35,829 Juan Diego? 316 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:40,250 The Indian. She said to bring a hammer. I think she wants to be empowered. 317 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:45,464 I'm the one who's empowered. You'll pay for this. Save it for the cops. 318 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,800 They'll grill the shit out of a sacrilegious white guy. 319 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,093 -I'm sorry! -Move it. 320 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,013 -Move it! -Heretic! 321 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,766 If they see it's a leak, they'll lynch us. 322 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,351 I know, honey. We need a real miracle. 323 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,269 Quiet now. 324 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,649 -That's the devil. -No problem, we'll fix it for you. 325 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,568 Look at her horns! 326 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,822 Forget it. I will have no part of this. 327 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,032 No, but… 328 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,326 Damn! 329 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,334 -Heretic! Sinner! -I'm leaving. Please! 330 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,752 -You evil man! -Please! 331 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:28,256 -Where are you taking him? -Stop playing dumb. This is your doing. 332 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,174 Me? 333 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,468 Yes, the cops will make him confess 334 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,013 by waterboarding every orifice in his body. 335 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,181 The face is fine. 336 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,725 It wasn't me. He's an atheist. 337 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,853 That's why I fired him as Crista's driving coach. 338 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:46,108 He has no fear of God. Taking him to the cops is useless. 339 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,860 Who will they believe? Me or you? 340 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,446 This is the new 4T Mexico. We'll see. 341 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,492 Selling tickets to a shrine is illegal, so I had Rober destroy her. 342 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,329 Your taped confession is enough to condemn you. 343 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,831 And send you to hell! 344 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,918 I'll tell your folks you stole the house from me. 345 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,044 How about that? 346 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,506 Remember I have a video of you and this jerk kissing. 347 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,341 Ernesto will dump you 348 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,137 when he learns about the huge fine you paid thanks to your lover. 349 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,430 Honey, we have a big problem. 350 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,184 Beto doesn't want the house anymore. 351 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,187 It turns out the Lady is a water stain. 352 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,983 Too bad! Now you have to sell it to me! 353 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,902 When will you and your family realize 354 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,114 you can never live in a place like this. 355 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,242 That's life. It's not your fault or mine. 356 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,537 It is your fault. You could just leave us alone. 357 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,788 Certainly not! 358 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:42,747 This is Mexico. 359 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:47,043 -Rich people always win here. -We'll see about that. 360 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,255 We'll see about what? 361 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,843 -Honey… -You idiot! Stay away from me! 362 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:55,760 My love. 363 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,435 Why are you spying on me? 364 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,021 I just came to see 365 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,190 how big you are. 366 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,194 Fine. 367 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,989 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 368 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,450 One. 369 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,036 -Two. -Three! 370 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:24,915 Hey, Jean. 371 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,667 What's this? 372 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,294 It's not what you think! 373 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,422 I just wanted to confirm the black guy myth. 374 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,548 -What? -What? 375 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,759 I'm out of here. 376 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,636 You're such a asshole! 377 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:38,595 Jean Michel! 378 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:40,931 Tere! 379 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,850 Jean Michel! 380 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,477 Here's the… 381 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,022 food for your journey. 382 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,650 You're no migrant! 383 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:57,280 No. My biker club is touring the Pan American Highway. 384 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,991 I'm just here to see a friend. 385 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,577 So why did you stay at my place? 386 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:08,875 I thought you did threesomes. But you're nothing but racists. 387 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,962 My backpack. 388 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390 At least I got it right. 389 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,976 He's got a big one. 390 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,245 TO NETO FROM GENI WE'RE THE BEST TEAM EVER 391 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:49,332 When Silvia finds you, she'll know Neto's my buddy. 392 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,380 Hi. 393 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,591 Crista. I shouldn't have… 394 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,220 I have something important to tell you before I go away, 395 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,389 which is tough for someone like me. 396 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,059 -Just listen, okay? -But I need to say-- 397 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,144 Don't! 398 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,482 I've realized that Mariana and friends are not my real friends. 399 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,026 That's what I told you. 400 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,279 Please let me finish. I also realized that you… 401 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,741 are my best friend. 402 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:24,659 What? 403 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,744 My best friend. 404 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,081 -What? -You're my best friend, okay? 405 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,084 Really? 406 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,210 Yes. 407 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,546 That's not necessary. 408 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,965 Aren't we best friends? 409 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,344 -Yes, but there are certain stages. -Stages? 410 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,847 First, we open up to each other. Then we hug. 411 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,933 Then we switch clothes. 412 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,393 Maybe not that. 413 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:54,397 But only after the final stage can you post our friendship. 414 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,149 Got it? 415 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,276 Yes. I totally understand. 416 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,986 I have to go now. 417 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,654 Where are you going? 418 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,572 Tulum. 419 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,449 With Mariana. 420 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,952 -But she's not your friend. -Don't judge me. It's complicated. 421 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,830 You're my BFF, so support me. 422 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,375 Okay. It's fine. 423 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,460 Have a nice trip. 424 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,878 Thanks. 425 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,174 Bye. 426 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:34,145 -Are you sure it's this one, ma'am? -I'm sure. And don't call me ma'am. 427 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,441 This will make Leonor sell me the house. 428 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,492 Oh, no! 429 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,705 TO NETO FROM GENI 430 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,338 Diego! Crista! 431 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,841 Silvia! Cata! 432 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:16,646 Forgive me, dear Lady, for not being as devout as they want me to be. 433 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,566 Turning the other cheek. 434 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,278 And feeling guilty about everything. 435 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,739 That ticket was in Silvia's bag. God wanted me to win. 436 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,992 And I'm never telling my family. 437 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:30,702 You know why? 438 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:35,457 I don't want them to feel they don't belong here for one second. 439 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,005 Geez! 440 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,392 My God! 441 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:57,687 Look at that. 442 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,318 What's all this? 443 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,823 -It's what we rescued from our house. -They'll have matching outfits. 444 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:09,741 Shut up. 445 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,410 Can we stay with you? 446 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,746 Did Silvia see my team-shirt? 447 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,292 I don't mean to be rude, but one of you guys is rotting. 448 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,460 Why are you here? 449 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,672 This house is about to be drenched in raw sewage. 450 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,382 Smell that! 451 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,425 It was you. 452 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,346 Our house is drenched in sewage thanks to you. 453 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,806 Now we need a place to stay. 454 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,142 No. 455 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,685 What do you want? 456 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,772 Do you want to be the local laughing stock? 457 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,983 No reality show could get us out of this. 458 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,903 Will you sleep on the floor with the burro? 459 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:50,073 I don't care. We're safer with them than with you. 460 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,368 Low blow. 461 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,788 Be a martyr if you want. Cata, get the luggage. 462 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,581 I'm in love with Tere! 463 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,084 With what? 464 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,336 So I wanted to see Jean Michel nude. 465 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,089 Who? See him nude for what? 466 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,508 To decide if I should fight for you. 467 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,594 But I was scared to tell you because of Silvia. 468 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,389 You finally admit you're crazy over me. 469 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433 No way, nobody could ever be crazy over you. 470 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,769 Look at you, for Pete's sake. 471 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,563 Don't mess with my Tere! 472 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,815 I hang out with Genaro. 473 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,108 What? 474 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,317 That's a lie. 475 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:27,777 Just a minute. 476 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:33,283 We're just good friends. And we like the same soap opera, right? 477 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,412 And this is such a nice dedication you wrote me. 478 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,582 Which is gone thanks to you. 479 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:41,749 Okay, let me explain. 480 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:47,630 Okay, it's all Leonor's fault. She thinks she can live in this house. 481 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,300 What universe do you live in? 482 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,095 Ernesto, when she sells us the house and they move out, 483 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,722 all our troubles are over! 484 00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,935 We're here to stay. I'm not selling it to you or anyone, okay? 485 00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:04,939 Leo, we're living in poverty because of your feud with Blondie? 486 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,359 We'll think of something. We made it for six months. 487 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154 We want to sell it to improve our family's lives. 488 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,240 -Exactly. -Money without dignity is worthless. 489 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,702 -Yes, but dignity won't feed us. -Right. 490 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,830 What about the good school? You don't care about us. 491 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,748 You don't. 492 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:25,376 She doesn't care about you guys because she's insane! 493 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,211 And we need to talk. 494 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,713 I'm moving with her. 495 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,468 Everyone! Calm down! 496 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:38,097 Beautiful lady 497 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:41,517 Talk to me about you and your feelings 498 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,730 Talk to me, beautiful lady 499 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,482 Tell me about yourself 500 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,900 And about your lovers 501 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:52,320 -Who's this guy serenading? -I don't know. 502 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,198 -Her. -What? 503 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,241 He's her lover. 504 00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,868 -Leo! -What? 505 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,703 He's not my lover. 506 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,748 But it's true. 507 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,043 The kid's in love with me. 508 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,048 Ernie, Diego, kids, everybody please go inside. 509 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,675 Let's go. 510 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,386 What are you doing here? 511 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,806 Have some self-respect, kid! You don't get it. 512 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:20,723 Get out of here! 513 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,433 Shoo! 514 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:25,228 My God! 515 00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:27,522 Not you, Leo. 516 00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,234 Traitor! 517 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,196 Whatever you two are up to, 518 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,408 you only care about yourself and your spite for her. 519 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,162 How did you make us feel like this when we almost realized our dream? 520 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,249 When you're all about winning. 521 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,211 The Lopezes and the Espinozas are much better off now, 522 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,714 without your little feud. 523 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,301 You neither, Silvia. 524 00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:00,680 Move in together to the flooded house and leave us alone. 525 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,350 All because of your stupid war. 526 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,566 What? 527 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,237 Don't even think I'm thanking you for that. 528 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,406 I never thought you would. 529 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:20,908 It wasn't just for you. 530 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:26,497 -If Ernesto finds out about Rober-- -Your folks find out about the raffle. 531 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,459 Poor people are so selfish. 532 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:33,796 And rich people always find a way to blame poor people for everything. 533 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:37,884 I get the master bedroom! 534 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,386 What? No! Not my bed! 535 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,429 Don't you dare! 536 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:42,764 No! 537 00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:47,018 -Run! What a stench! -No! 538 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,312 Son of a gun! 539 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,105 Oh my God! 540 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,108 Don't come inside, baby. Wait over there. 541 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,195 Go home! 542 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:09,971 Subtitle translation by: Ricardo Espinoza.