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HOUSE FOR SALE
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AN ORIGINAL NETFLIX SERIES
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Neighbor!
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I'm so glad you finally realized
this lifestyle is not for you.
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Yes, I don't like the neighbor's lice
swimming in my pool.
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The pool was
crawling with lice when I got in.
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We'll miss you guys anyway, honestly.
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Really? What will you miss most?
The burro?
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Or the clothesline?
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No, frankly, I'll think miss you most.
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Really?
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But what can we do?
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The raffle made you stay just six months
instead of a full year.
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-What a shame!
-Right?
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-Oh my gosh!
-Yeah, right.
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What's wrong, Mom?
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Mother most pure!
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It's the Virgin Mary!
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We can't sell it.
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No!
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THE WORLD'S BEST GRANDMA
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-We need to sell it.
-God forbid!
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We can barely afford the expenses.
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Genaro's salary
barely covers the condo fees.
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They're that much?
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If they're to go to better schools
or take a vacation one day,
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we need to sell the house.
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The Virgin Mary never appears for nothing.
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She either came to say we need to stay,
or to punish us for our sins.
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God forbid!
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No way!
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I've sinned so much, especially
since I started listening to Uncle.
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-Always blame the handsome one.
-Your mom's always right, honey.
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Didn't you dream of being rich?
You wanted to win that jet.
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What good is money in hell?
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Since when are you so religious?
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You only took communion
because you were hungry.
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Stop fighting in front of the Virgin Mary.
She'll report us up there!
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Since when are you guys so devout?
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Churches scare you, Pablo.
The saints stare at you.
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Yeah, like this.
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Quiet, Jani. You missed First Communion.
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And you, Tere?
You say religion is the people's lithium.
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Opium, Mom.
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Same thing.
Nobody's been to a church in ages.
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The Virgin Mary
came to get us out of debt.
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Really. Listen up. Please.
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Go ahead.
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Our Lady of Lourdes
gets over six million visitors annually.
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Just imagine if we ask
for a ten-peso donation per person.
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Plus bottled holy water,
blessed scapulars, the whole deal.
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I'm totally against religion
as a business.
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We're not stealing.
All the donations are voluntary.
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We can't stop people from praying
to Our Lady of Paradise Community.
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You scammers are going to hell.
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That Virgin is a water stain.
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Forgive me.
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You said you'd talk
to your wife weeks ago.
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In due time.
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How could you call Silvia "Beatriz"?
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Don't you people apologize
with expensive gifts?
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I'll keep quiet. She'll forget about it.
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Women never forget, Neto.
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On the contrary,
they hoard their ammo for the next fight.
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You don't hoard ammo, just old clothes.
You need to get rid of some stuff.
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You can do that,
I have nothing to throw out.
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-What about this?
-I'll use it to clean mirrors.
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Apply the Marie Kondo rule.
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Toss anything that doesn't make you happy.
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Look, Neto.
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This jersey sealed our friendship.
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-I can't throw it out.
-No.
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I'll miss you a lot, Neto.
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I can't hide my feelings anymore.
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I'm leaving this town.
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Nobody likes me here because…
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You can't leave, nobody buys a house
with a stain like the Virgin Mary.
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You don't know my Leo.
She always gets what she wants.
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Just a minute.
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Yes, honey?
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The image of the Virgin
made Leonor change her mind!
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They chose to be poor!
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I was so sure we'd live
in a trash-free community.
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I'm so mad, I could hit somebody!
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Where are you?
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At the tennis club. I'll be right over.
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I had to lie. You know what she's like.
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Look, it's you. It's me.
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What?
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Can I take the afternoon off
to see the Virgin Mary, ma'am?
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Certainly not.
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I will not help those people
keep their house.
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I must find a way to get rid of them.
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You're punishing me.
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Because of the raffle ticket.
I didn't mean to steal it.
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I just wanted to be paid for my car door.
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And God wanted it
to be the winning number.
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No. Wait a minute.
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That's it!
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My punishment was having Silvia
as my neighbor, right?
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So, I've done my penance.
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Please, dear Lady.
We can't afford to live here.
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So, either God sends me millions,
or I sell the house.
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That's it. So what'll it be?
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WELCOME PILGRIMS
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Hurry, Uncle.
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Turn it a little so that…
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People can see it when they drive by.
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Crista, can we talk?
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Crista, please!
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She doesn't deserve you, Pablito.
What I would--
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No, Uncle. I'm fine.
I don't need your advice, thanks.
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Pablito.
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RESTROOM $5
DONATIONS
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God is with us.
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So please be patient.
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You may go in.
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That's not fair.
I got here before her like so many others.
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Hold your horses.
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What did Jesus say?
"The last will be the first in heaven."
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However, on Earth,
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VIP's go first
because they made larger donations.
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I don't think that's fair.
I'm out of here.
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-Wasn't that amazing?
-Yes.
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I mean
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you're improving.
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Could be our last time before we move.
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Are you really leaving?
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That sucks.
I've never been with someone like you.
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Really?
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Me neither.
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Seriously?
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How come?
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You first.
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You don't wax, you shave.
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You went to a public school
and you've been
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on the subway.
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I've never been with a guy
who waxes all over and moans more than me.
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I'm still the best you've had.
I know you'll miss me.
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I said you're improving,
but like all rich snobs,
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you only hear what you want.
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You're the one that'll miss me,
even if you won't admit it.
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I think it's a water stain.
What do you think?
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Our Lady of Tepeyac!
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No way, ma'am.
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There's no way
I'm touching the Blessed Virgin.
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-At least pay your entrance fee.
-What fee?
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You bastard!
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Honey.
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Honey, I told you.
The Virgin Mary is for real.
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-Alberto del Arco is here.
-Who?
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The ghostbuster
whose videos won that horror contest.
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Baby Ghost's daddy!
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That's him.
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-Alberto del Arco the ghostbuster, right?
-At your service.
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-I'm Leonor, the official owner.
-Okay.
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-It's for sale.
-With the Virgin and all?
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-Isn't that the idea?
-That sure is a miracle.
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I'll give you 5% more than this
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bleached blond.
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Who did that awful dye job?
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She offered it to me first.
You're my witnesses. Right, guys?
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Right.
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-Tell her.
-Beto!
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Fine, I'll pay you 5% more
than this scammer.
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Ignore her, she's like the old hag
that chased you in the woods.
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I saw the video.
You're a spiritual businessman, right?
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-Right.
-That's a gold mine. I mean a blessing.
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Okay.
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Our Lady of Lourdes
has more than six million visitors a year.
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-Yeah?
-That's right.
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So nobody goes to hell, we sell the house,
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and Beto will let pilgrims
visit the blessed Virgin.
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If he doesn't remove her, that's fine.
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-What?
-As long as God's will is done.
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-Yes, we agree?
-Yes!
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We'll be rich and I'll have my dream car.
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-I won't have to walk fat dogs.
-And I won't have to go with you.
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I can go to a good school?
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Yes.
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-I love you, Mom.
-I love all of you too, honey.
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No. I need Beto's signature.
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Let's pray it's the real Lady's image
for people to keep coming.
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Eat up before it gets cold.
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-Yes.
-Right.
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I'll check the guacamole.
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Everything okay, sir? Holy water?
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No? Okay.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm Jean Michel from Haiti.
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I'm going to California.
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Never mind that. It's free for you.
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That's not fair. Everybody has to pay.
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I'm not charging Jean Michel.
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I guess you're here
to ask her for a safe trip to the US?
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She thinks you'll get lost at the airport.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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You need that?
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-Who's he?
-What? You jealous?
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Why is it free for him?
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He's a migrant
who's suffered a lot to get this far.
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I'll let him have my room tonight.
I'm sure he has nowhere to sleep.
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Gosh, Dieguito! I think Tere is right.
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He must've suffered.
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But the Lord never gives us
more than we can bear.
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He created him black,
but in exchange for a gift.
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Like being good at sports?
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Yeah, that too.
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Hold this, Jani.
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You hear of that black guy on WhatsApp?
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How about that?
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Fighting for a woman
against that is a waste of time.
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"Once you go black, you never go back"?
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Women believe that?
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Of course we don't.
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There should be a meme
about you racist and sexist guys.
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That black guys have big penises
and women only care about size
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is so 20th century and you're pathetic.
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Ignore her, Diego. She's too young.
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She thinks Zague's famous
for being great at soccer.
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Consider this for example.
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No entrance fee for you.
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Come on.
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It's too long, the express rosary
is better, mother-in-law.
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God will send you
down the expressway to hell, Genarito.
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Can I tell you this while we pray?
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In my soap, the rich landowner
Guillermo Rivera Duffour
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is dating Sebastián Romero,
who has a small wallet but a big heart.
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He's white too, of course.
Everybody's always white in these soaps.
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-Ivory tower.
-Pray for us.
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Praise!
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They love each other,
but they can't tell the townspeople.
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They decided to keep it a secret.
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Should Sebastián give Memo
a little push to help him come out?
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If the Virgin Mary knows,
let the whole world know.
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Amen.
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I need some celestial advice.
I haven't been the best Catholic.
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And I haven't serenaded you
at the shrine since I was six.
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But I love you and respect you
thanks to Grandma.
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Look.
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CRISTA PLEASE ANSWER ME
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Crista won't answer any of my messages.
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Maybe she thinks I'm a stalker?
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Yes, it's all because
of the damn social media.
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But I never tried to get likes
pretending to be someone I'm not.
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No way, kids, no!
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Do not say, "Teacher,
may I get some glue at the store?"
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Come on.
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Yes!
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In my defense,
the burro is smarter than he looks.
252
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,502
And yes, that Tik Tok was lame.
253
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,296
And it was wrong to spy on Crista.
254
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,842
TIK TOK MESSAGE RECEIVED
255
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,015
You're right!
I'll delete my Tik Tok account.
256
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,560
You're the best, Virgin Lady!
257
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,186
That sucks.
258
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:36,608
I know he's really tacky,
but he's not into reggaeton, right?
259
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,737
Whatever that is, it sounds awful.
And he's not such a bad guy.
260
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:45,075
Since I started hanging out with Pablo
I feel distanced from everything.
261
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,663
I haven't been to the mall or the spa
with Mom or used my credit card.
262
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,708
When did I last go clubbing with Mariana?
263
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,003
All because I'm hanging out with Pablo.
264
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,090
I knew you'd come back.
265
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,594
You finally realized
I'm better than your husband?
266
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,473
Silvia, I think about you every time
I hear slow reggaeton.
267
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,018
He doesn't even like reggaeton.
268
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:16,106
Baby, there's only one thing
you can do to make me happy.
269
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,983
You name it, honey.
270
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,529
Can you pray?
271
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,157
Good.
272
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,868
We can't mix with the other classes.
273
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,453
I think.
274
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,579
Gosh, Dad.
275
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,539
You sound just like Mom.
276
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,207
You got no cred.
277
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,210
Oh my God!
278
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,421
Oh my God!
279
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,549
I'm turning into a López.
280
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,386
No way! When did this happen?
281
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,100
And I'd like to see you
282
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,269
When I think about you
283
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,688
Same outfit? Isn't it too soon?
284
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,732
When I think about you
285
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,903
When will I see you again my love?
286
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,988
When?
287
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,076
The nights are unbearable
Without your warmth
288
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,372
No, I know that song
289
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:18,377
because Pablo's always singing it,
and you know what? I like it.
290
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,796
But don't tell Mom. She'll kill me.
291
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,255
I understand perfectly.
292
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,092
It's unfair for your mom
to say it's beneath us
293
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,678
to mix with the lower classes.
294
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,595
Exactly.
295
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,015
How would you know?
296
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:36,103
If your mom finds out
about a friend of mine, she'll kill me.
297
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,772
Yes, definitely.
298
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,650
MARIANA: ARE YOU WITH YOUR STALKER?
CAN WE MEET?
299
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,027
CRISTA: IT'S NOT ME IN THOSE TIK TOKS.
300
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,030
MARIANA: DID YOUR DAD
DELETE HIS ACCOUNT?
301
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,658
Did you close Pablo's Tik Tok account?
302
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,203
Me? Why would I? I don't even know how.
303
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,707
He deleted his account!
304
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,375
No! Pablito!
305
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,045
I owe him an apology.
306
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,464
But no proper rich kid ever apologizes.
307
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,091
Right?
308
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,554
Thank you very much! Come and get it!
309
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,141
Holy water spray
with photos to post on Facebook.
310
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,894
Virgin Cola, the official drink.
311
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,939
Get your Our Lady of Paradise hat.
312
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,984
Sorry, blessed Virgin.
I swear it's all for love.
313
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,031
Stop, you sinner!
314
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:34,870
Sorry! I swear the Lady told me to.
She appeared to me like she did to Juan.
315
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:35,829
Juan Diego?
316
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:40,250
The Indian. She said to bring a hammer.
I think she wants to be empowered.
317
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:45,464
I'm the one who's empowered.
You'll pay for this. Save it for the cops.
318
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,800
They'll grill the shit
out of a sacrilegious white guy.
319
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,093
-I'm sorry!
-Move it.
320
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,013
-Move it!
-Heretic!
321
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,766
If they see it's a leak, they'll lynch us.
322
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,351
I know, honey. We need a real miracle.
323
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,269
Quiet now.
324
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,649
-That's the devil.
-No problem, we'll fix it for you.
325
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,568
Look at her horns!
326
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,822
Forget it. I will have no part of this.
327
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,032
No, but…
328
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,326
Damn!
329
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,334
-Heretic! Sinner!
-I'm leaving. Please!
330
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,752
-You evil man!
-Please!
331
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:28,256
-Where are you taking him?
-Stop playing dumb. This is your doing.
332
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,174
Me?
333
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,468
Yes, the cops will make him confess
334
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,013
by waterboarding
every orifice in his body.
335
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,181
The face is fine.
336
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,725
It wasn't me. He's an atheist.
337
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,853
That's why I fired him
as Crista's driving coach.
338
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:46,108
He has no fear of God.
Taking him to the cops is useless.
339
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,860
Who will they believe? Me or you?
340
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,446
This is the new 4T Mexico. We'll see.
341
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,492
Selling tickets to a shrine is illegal,
so I had Rober destroy her.
342
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,329
Your taped confession
is enough to condemn you.
343
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,831
And send you to hell!
344
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,918
I'll tell your folks
you stole the house from me.
345
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,044
How about that?
346
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,506
Remember I have a video
of you and this jerk kissing.
347
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,341
Ernesto will dump you
348
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,137
when he learns about the huge fine
you paid thanks to your lover.
349
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,430
Honey, we have a big problem.
350
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,184
Beto doesn't want the house anymore.
351
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,187
It turns out the Lady is a water stain.
352
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,983
Too bad! Now you have to sell it to me!
353
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,902
When will you and your family realize
354
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,114
you can never live in a place like this.
355
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,242
That's life. It's not your fault or mine.
356
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,537
It is your fault.
You could just leave us alone.
357
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,788
Certainly not!
358
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:42,747
This is Mexico.
359
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:47,043
-Rich people always win here.
-We'll see about that.
360
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,255
We'll see about what?
361
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,843
-Honey…
-You idiot! Stay away from me!
362
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:55,760
My love.
363
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,435
Why are you spying on me?
364
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:06,021
I just came to see
365
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,190
how big you are.
366
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,194
Fine.
367
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,989
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
368
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,450
One.
369
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,036
-Two.
-Three!
370
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:24,915
Hey, Jean.
371
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,667
What's this?
372
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,294
It's not what you think!
373
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,422
I just wanted to confirm
the black guy myth.
374
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,548
-What?
-What?
375
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,759
I'm out of here.
376
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,636
You're such a asshole!
377
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:38,595
Jean Michel!
378
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:40,931
Tere!
379
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,850
Jean Michel!
380
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,477
Here's the…
381
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,022
food for your journey.
382
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,650
You're no migrant!
383
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:57,280
No. My biker club is touring
the Pan American Highway.
384
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,991
I'm just here to see a friend.
385
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,577
So why did you stay at my place?
386
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:08,875
I thought you did threesomes.
But you're nothing but racists.
387
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,962
My backpack.
388
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390
At least I got it right.
389
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,976
He's got a big one.
390
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,245
TO NETO FROM GENI
WE'RE THE BEST TEAM EVER
391
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:49,332
When Silvia finds you,
she'll know Neto's my buddy.
392
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,380
Hi.
393
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,591
Crista. I shouldn't have…
394
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,220
I have something important
to tell you before I go away,
395
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,389
which is tough for someone like me.
396
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,059
-Just listen, okay?
-But I need to say--
397
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,144
Don't!
398
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,482
I've realized that Mariana and friends
are not my real friends.
399
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,026
That's what I told you.
400
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,279
Please let me finish.
I also realized that you…
401
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,741
are my best friend.
402
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:24,659
What?
403
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,744
My best friend.
404
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,081
-What?
-You're my best friend, okay?
405
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,084
Really?
406
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,210
Yes.
407
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,546
That's not necessary.
408
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,965
Aren't we best friends?
409
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,344
-Yes, but there are certain stages.
-Stages?
410
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,847
First, we open up to each other.
Then we hug.
411
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,933
Then we switch clothes.
412
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,393
Maybe not that.
413
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:54,397
But only after the final stage
can you post our friendship.
414
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,149
Got it?
415
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,276
Yes. I totally understand.
416
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,986
I have to go now.
417
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,654
Where are you going?
418
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,572
Tulum.
419
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,449
With Mariana.
420
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,952
-But she's not your friend.
-Don't judge me. It's complicated.
421
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,830
You're my BFF, so support me.
422
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,375
Okay. It's fine.
423
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,460
Have a nice trip.
424
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,878
Thanks.
425
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,174
Bye.
426
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:34,145
-Are you sure it's this one, ma'am?
-I'm sure. And don't call me ma'am.
427
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,441
This will make Leonor sell me the house.
428
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,492
Oh, no!
429
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,705
TO NETO FROM GENI
430
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,338
Diego! Crista!
431
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,841
Silvia! Cata!
432
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:16,646
Forgive me, dear Lady, for not being
as devout as they want me to be.
433
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,566
Turning the other cheek.
434
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,278
And feeling guilty about everything.
435
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,739
That ticket was in Silvia's bag.
God wanted me to win.
436
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,992
And I'm never telling my family.
437
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:30,702
You know why?
438
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:35,457
I don't want them to feel
they don't belong here for one second.
439
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,005
Geez!
440
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,392
My God!
441
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:57,687
Look at that.
442
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,318
What's all this?
443
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,823
-It's what we rescued from our house.
-They'll have matching outfits.
444
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:09,741
Shut up.
445
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,410
Can we stay with you?
446
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,746
Did Silvia see my team-shirt?
447
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,292
I don't mean to be rude,
but one of you guys is rotting.
448
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,460
Why are you here?
449
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,672
This house is about
to be drenched in raw sewage.
450
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,382
Smell that!
451
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,425
It was you.
452
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,346
Our house is drenched in sewage
thanks to you.
453
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,806
Now we need a place to stay.
454
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,142
No.
455
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,685
What do you want?
456
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,772
Do you want to be
the local laughing stock?
457
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,983
No reality show could get us out of this.
458
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,903
Will you sleep on the floor
with the burro?
459
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:50,073
I don't care.
We're safer with them than with you.
460
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,368
Low blow.
461
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,788
Be a martyr if you want.
Cata, get the luggage.
462
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,581
I'm in love with Tere!
463
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,084
With what?
464
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,336
So I wanted to see Jean Michel nude.
465
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,089
Who? See him nude for what?
466
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,508
To decide if I should fight for you.
467
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,594
But I was scared to tell you
because of Silvia.
468
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,389
You finally admit you're crazy over me.
469
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433
No way, nobody
could ever be crazy over you.
470
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,769
Look at you, for Pete's sake.
471
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,563
Don't mess with my Tere!
472
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,815
I hang out with Genaro.
473
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,108
What?
474
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,317
That's a lie.
475
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:27,777
Just a minute.
476
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:33,283
We're just good friends.
And we like the same soap opera, right?
477
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,412
And this is such
a nice dedication you wrote me.
478
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,582
Which is gone thanks to you.
479
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:41,749
Okay, let me explain.
480
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:47,630
Okay, it's all Leonor's fault.
She thinks she can live in this house.
481
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,300
What universe do you live in?
482
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,095
Ernesto, when she sells us the house
and they move out,
483
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,722
all our troubles are over!
484
00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,935
We're here to stay.
I'm not selling it to you or anyone, okay?
485
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:04,939
Leo, we're living in poverty
because of your feud with Blondie?
486
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,359
We'll think of something.
We made it for six months.
487
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154
We want to sell it
to improve our family's lives.
488
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,240
-Exactly.
-Money without dignity is worthless.
489
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,702
-Yes, but dignity won't feed us.
-Right.
490
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,830
What about the good school?
You don't care about us.
491
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,748
You don't.
492
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:25,376
She doesn't care about you guys
because she's insane!
493
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,211
And we need to talk.
494
00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,713
I'm moving with her.
495
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,468
Everyone! Calm down!
496
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:38,097
Beautiful lady
497
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:41,517
Talk to me about you and your feelings
498
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,730
Talk to me, beautiful lady
499
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,482
Tell me about yourself
500
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,900
And about your lovers
501
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:52,320
-Who's this guy serenading?
-I don't know.
502
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,198
-Her.
-What?
503
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,241
He's her lover.
504
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,868
-Leo!
-What?
505
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,703
He's not my lover.
506
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,748
But it's true.
507
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,043
The kid's in love with me.
508
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,048
Ernie, Diego, kids,
everybody please go inside.
509
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,675
Let's go.
510
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,386
What are you doing here?
511
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,806
Have some self-respect, kid!
You don't get it.
512
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:20,723
Get out of here!
513
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,433
Shoo!
514
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:25,228
My God!
515
00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:27,522
Not you, Leo.
516
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,234
Traitor!
517
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,196
Whatever you two are up to,
518
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,408
you only care about yourself
and your spite for her.
519
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,162
How did you make us feel like this
when we almost realized our dream?
520
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,249
When you're all about winning.
521
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,211
The Lopezes and the Espinozas
are much better off now,
522
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,714
without your little feud.
523
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,301
You neither, Silvia.
524
00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:00,680
Move in together
to the flooded house and leave us alone.
525
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,350
All because of your stupid war.
526
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,566
What?
527
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,237
Don't even think
I'm thanking you for that.
528
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,406
I never thought you would.
529
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:20,908
It wasn't just for you.
530
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:26,497
-If Ernesto finds out about Rober--
-Your folks find out about the raffle.
531
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,459
Poor people are so selfish.
532
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:33,796
And rich people always find a way
to blame poor people for everything.
533
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:37,884
I get the master bedroom!
534
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,386
What? No! Not my bed!
535
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,429
Don't you dare!
536
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:42,764
No!
537
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:47,018
-Run! What a stench!
-No!
538
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,312
Son of a gun!
539
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,105
Oh my God!
540
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,108
Don't come inside, baby. Wait over there.
541
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,195
Go home!
542
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:09,971
Subtitle translation by: Ricardo Espinoza.